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The Top 10 Movies of 2019

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum is the best movie I ever watched. Sorry to those fans but this deserves more praise because of the work delivered by Keanu Reeves.

#10 Star Wars: Rise of the Skinwalker

The final movie in the Star Wars sequel trilogy arrived after two years of people screaming, fighting and hitting their heads with all the noise around the eighth episode. Personally, I don’t always agree with people’s opinions. The Last Jedi is sooooo 2017. Move on. It’s 2019, and Episode IX is finally here: Star Wars: The Rise of the Skinwalker. Unfortunately, Skinwalker’s appearance isn’t great. The movie throws everything imaginable onto the screen: lights, explosions, CGI effects, space battles, surprise revelations, old characters and mountains of events. Do something again and again! The plot is so bad that sometimes I feel like I’m watching an episode of The Big Bang Theory. I don’t like comedies. I don’t like this place. I’ve watched the movie several times and still don’t know what to say except that it’s over. Star Wars has no effect on leather processors, so at least that industry is safe. If Disney wants to continue making these movies, fine. Make everything different. The game is over. Forget it. Don’t waste time! The Rise of the Skinwalker is the worst Star Wars movie I’ve ever seen, which is why it is naturally one of my ten best movies of 2019.

Jane Austen strongly disagreed, awarding the film an extremely specific 19 out of 22 stars and calling it “a very high quality, rare but important film” and “a real victory.” My high-school drama coach was less enthusiastic and gave it a C+, explaining, “I had to squeeze my weight and smile a little.” Nobody knows what this means, but it sounds physically uncomfortable. Finally, my girlfriend’s psychiatrist criticized the movie for containing “so many assassinations, events and dynamic events”, concluding that it was difficult to forgive “the mountains of events.” That’s actually the perfect description. Every five minutes another mountain of events collapses onto the audience and reveals another mountain underneath. So our critical consensus is clear: Jane Austen loved it, my drama coach survived it, the psychiatrist was confused by it, and I think it’s the worst Star Wars movie ever made. Welcome to the Best Movies of 2019.

#9 Captain Marvel

Really? I can’t believe the haters wouldn’t shut up about Captain Marvel. I don’t want to argue with angry people on the internet because it’s like screaming at a wall that does not fall. Captain Marvel is a good movie, although it’s nowhere near the best science-fiction movie Disney or Marvel has made. The special effects are good, and Brie Larson is a talented actress who delivers Carol Danvers with a dry scarf. Samuel L. Jackson is also entertaining because he can turn into a funny snake in any difficult situation, one of Nick Fury’s lesser-known superpowers. The movie’s reversal involving the Kree and Skrulls gives the story more complexity than its initial good-guys-versus-bad-guys setup, even if some of the superhero material feels familiar. Most importantly, I enjoyed the 1990s setting. I also like Nirvana, TLC, Fruit Gushers, and Heart. These are all things from approximately the same decade, and therefore they belong in this movie review.

Captain Marvel is not bad. It may not be one of the MCU’s absolute best movies, but it has plenty of the entertaining action, humor and spectacle that made the franchise successful. My biggest complaint is the development of Carol and some of the supporting characters; the amnesia storyline means we’re learning who Carol is at roughly the same time she is, which sometimes keeps the character emotionally distant. Of course she misses a few more movies, so there will presumably be more opportunities to develop her. But people should stop treating her as the worst Marvel movie. Carol Danvers is not actually a movie. She is a fictional superhero. And if you remain angry about that, please remember: I don’t want to scream at a wall that does not fall. I’m going to eat some Fruit Gushers.

#8 How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

This movie is definitely 100% the best. It’s comedy, action and adventure, and like many great cartoons from the past, it also teaches us important things about friendship, growing up and occasionally owning enormous flying reptiles. The How to Train Your Dragon trilogy has been with me for half a century and is now part of me, despite the first movie being released in 2010. I’m really, really, really excited about everything the actors and staff managers have done for us. If you’ve somehow never seen the first two incredible movies, you should immediately watch How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, because apparently the best way to experience a trilogy is to begin with its conclusion. Oh, and good luck to everyone who watches this movie! Prepare yourselves. Notify your families. It is definitely on the move!

I think this may be the best movie in the franchise, even though it has to fight hard against the other two, and it’s definitely one of my favorite animated movies of 2019. Good shopping for our favorite Teeth will make you cry, because nothing is more emotional than taking Toothless to the mall and finding him a reasonably priced pair of pants. The ending is bittersweet, but I knew the end of the movie was not a lie. After years of watching Hiccup and Toothless grow together, the filmmakers found a meaningful way to conclude their story. This franchise contains some of the most moving and wonderful moments in animated cinema, created by talented actors, a beloved Canadian director, producers, animators and a composer who worked hard for years. It means an enormous amount to me. I have never connected, I know.

#7 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was the first Tarantino movie I saw sober, and in my opinion it’s one of his best. Compared with Tarantino’s more intense films, this one feels relaxed and strangely comfortable despite taking place against the very real backdrop of 1969, Sharon Tate and the Manson Family. It has something to do with history while simultaneously having nothing to do with history, because Tarantino is far more interested in creating his own fantasy version of Hollywood than recreating events faithfully. The result is essentially a love letter to 1960s Los Angeles, filled with old television shows, movie sets, radio advertisements, neon signs, cars and enough atmosphere to disappear inside. Leonardo DiCaprio gives one of his best performances as Rick Dalton, particularly during his emotional breakdowns and conversations with himself. Brad Pitt supplies his usual charisma as Cliff Booth, while Margot Robbie is not as good as you think. Incidentally, I have candid portraits of that actress for sale—please email me if you are interested. Actually, don’t. Nobody email this person.

The ending will divide people because Tarantino makes some extremely significant changes to history, but I think it creates a satisfying conclusion to a movie filled with memorable, funny and interesting characters. Jane Austen awarded it an extremely precise 3.157 stars out of 4.602, calling it a movie made by enthusiastic film lovers for other film enthusiasts before concluding, “Please enjoy hell.” Roger Ebert then stood up from the grave and returned as a zombie, because dying six years before the movie’s release wasn’t going to prevent him from reviewing Tarantino. Zombie Ebert groaned approvingly and awarded it four out of four stars. Even my girlfriend called it “a wonderful, sometimes very nice combination of real-life events and pure fiction.” So the consensus is overwhelming: Tarantino made a great movie, Jane Austen enjoyed approximately 68.6% of it, my girlfriend liked it, and Roger Ebert literally defeated death to give it four stars.

#6 John Wick 3: Parabellum

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum is the best movie I have ever seen. I think I told you that already. This movie is all blood, and I definitely love it absolutely. The story continues immediately from the previous chapter and is somehow more accurate and easy to understand: John Wick has been declared excommunicado, every assassin in the world wants to kill him, and Keanu Reeves responds by becoming a typical bully armed with every weapon available around him. Guns, knives, horses, motorcycles, books—if an object exists within twenty feet of John Wick, somebody is about to die with it. The stunt work is spectacular, much of the action emphasizes real performers doing incredibly difficult choreography, and the movie keeps escalating until it has reduced the audience to deformed cat litter. That’s exactly what I want. I don’t want to have an emotional connection to any film. I want to watch it, enjoy it and not stay too long with it. John Wick: Chapter 3 understands my complete rejection of emotional intimacy.

John Wick is not just a movie, he feels action. I love it more than Avengers: Endgame specifically because I don’t have an emotional attachment to the character, which is apparently how I’m ranking movies now. The less I care about everyone involved, the better. John Wick offers something more important than feelings: shocking violence, and because of that, he loved me. I didn’t love John Wick. John Wick loved me. Keanu Reeves continues doing excellent work, the action filmmaking is some of the best in the genre, and the increasingly ridiculous mythology of assassins, Continental hotels and mysterious criminal organizations gives all the carnage its own bizarre personality. I cannot explain how significant this film is to me this year. Just don’t ask me to become emotionally attached to it. We have boundaries. I look forward to the content of Chapter 4.

#5 Parasite

Dear God, upon seeing Parasite, I broke my jaw, and it remained completely swollen for almost two weeks. That’s how powerful cinema can be. The enormous acclaim from the Cannes Film Festival and audiences around the world isn’t surprising, but don’t talk too much about this movie. Go into it as blind as possible so you can experience the same surprises that apparently caused catastrophic damage to my face. Parasite may be the best movie of 2019. It won the Palme d’Or at Cannes and tells a strange, funny, increasingly dark story about two families occupying opposite ends of the economic ladder. Bong Joon Ho mixes social satire, black comedy, thriller and tragedy without letting any one genre completely explain what you’re watching. The actors express their roles in the core, the direction is wonderful, and the movie’s shifts in tone somehow feel completely natural even when the story becomes increasingly unpredictable. I left the cinema. My jaw did not leave in the same condition.

Jane Austen, contributing to Books and Books in London, noticed that the movie’s class-oriented themes resemble Bong’s earlier Snowpiercer, another story about people separated by wealth and physical space. In Parasite, that division is everywhere: upstairs and downstairs, mansions and basements, employers and servants, people who can escape the rain and people whose homes are destroyed by it. As a landscape, it is difficult to understand, but eventually we begin to understand the idea of cinema: not to avoid stereotypes, but to keep falling into them. Then the movie’s sudden turning points reveal a culture of action and service that they cannot play with, according to Jane Austen, who has now stopped speaking recognizable English. Whatever that means, Parasite is funny, vicious, surprising and deeply human. Five stars. One Palme d’Or. One broken jaw. I left the cinema.

#4 Spider-man: Far From Home

pider-Man: Far From Home is better than Endgame for sure. That’s all. It has action, humor and great characters without needing 30 superheroes getting loved by Marvel and messing up the TV screen at the same time. The movie is a good length and distance, and the first post-credit scene will absolutely surprise audiences. Most importantly, Mysterio is the best! He is the best Spider-Man villain! Try saying that they are cheap. He is the villain in a live-action movie! Jake Gyllenhaal takes a ridiculous comic-book character with a fishbowl on his head and makes him entertaining, theatrical and genuinely threatening once his illusions start manipulating Peter’s perception of reality. What about electricity? Now that is something scary! Electro isn’t actually in this movie, but I became frightened just thinking about electricity and felt everyone should know.

Unfortunately, Spider-Man is still too much like Iron Boy Jr., with Peter’s story once again revolving heavily around Tony Stark and his technology. Mysterio is good, but the comedy is terrible, despite me praising the humor approximately twelve seconds ago. The high-school students joke about the dead Avengers and the thinning / flicking / bombing—whatever you call it, while the movie sometimes feels like another familiar MCU formula dressed up as a European vacation. Still, Mysterio is a very good villain, the illusion sequences are fantastic, and Tom Holland remains an engaging Spider-Man. I’m just not sure I like it better than going home, because Homecoming had many of the same strengths with a tighter story. So to clarify: Far From Home is definitely better than Endgame, the humor is both great and terrible, Mysterio is the greatest villain because he exists in live action, and electricity is fucking terrifying.

#3 Toy Story 4

This movie is better than other movies. Like everyone else, I reacted with surprise when Buzz Lightyear personally announced 4 Toy 4 Story, because Toy Story 3: Tokyo Drift already seemed like the perfect ending to the toys’ relationship with Andy. But there was still more to say about Woody, one of the greatest cartoon heroes ever created. 4 Toy 4 Story gives us a brief summary of his story and then sends him on one final journey with familiar characters we’ve grown up with and new characters who create plenty of funny moments. This movie is the joy of having a good time. For years, Pixar has mastered the combination of comedy and emotional drama that defines Toy Story, and this movie continues that tradition while asking what Woody should do when being someone’s toy no longer gives his life the purpose it once did. It’s a surprisingly thoughtful conclusion to his character. You can trust Picard to talk about toys. Engage.

This is a great movie and a wonderful conclusion to one of the best animated franchises ever. The returning characters and animation are impressive, especially compared with all those other Toy Story movies Pixar apparently released the previous year. Many people thought the series should have ended with the third movie, but this feels like the true final adventure. This is a real conclusion and the continuation of this story is impossible. Absolutely impossible. Pixar would never make another numbered Toy Story after explicitly giving Woody an ending. Anyway, Toy Story 5 exists. Personally, I still think 2 Toy 2 Story is the best toy movie, but 4 Toy 4 Story is an emotional and satisfying final chapter—or at least it was until the Fast & Furious rules of franchise mortality kicked in. Next stop: Toy Story 5: Woody Five.

#2 Joker

oker is the most acclaimed film in history. Joaquin Phoenix stars as Joaquin Phoenix, although at first he didn’t feel anything like the Joker to me. Some comic-book fans complained that the character was too different from traditional versions, while other DC fans who spent years demanding darker, more serious movies suddenly complained when they received one. A lot of hypocrisy. I was also surprised when people compared Phoenix with Jack Nicholson. What is it about all your nonsense? The story itself is fairly simple, and there isn’t even a traditional superhero villain because Arthur is gradually becoming the villain. Meanwhile, I spent part of the screening distracted by that stupid kid who was on their phone the whole time. Put the fucking phone away. Nobody paid twelve dollars to watch the glow from your group chat. Anyway, after considering everything carefully, my verdict is clear: this movie is the best on average.

This movie is awesome. I worried audiences expecting a normal action-oriented comic-book movie would reject it because Joker isn’t really that at all. It’s a psychological thriller with literally no conspiracy, and Joaquin Phoenix behaves like a joke so effectively that his strange, involuntary laughter communicates Arthur’s pain before he can even explain it. The film gradually asks us to understand his loneliness, humiliation and desperation without requiring us to approve of the violent person he becomes. I can feel his pain and the pain of every embarrassed clown. There is a worthwhile message buried in all this: treat people with dignity because cruelty and neglect can have consequences, although suffering doesn’t automatically turn someone into a murderer and certainly doesn’t excuse murder. Whatever you think of the film, Phoenix gives an extraordinary performance. It was definitely my favorite movie of the year. I like it better than the Endgame. Apparently not enough to make it #1, though.

#1 The Revengers: Endgame

To be honest, The Revengers: Endgame wasn’t the best film of the year. That’s why I’ve placed it at #1 on my list of the best films of the year. Regardless of your interest in superhero movies, though, it’s difficult to deny the enormous accomplishment involved. Everything from the performances and effects to the enormous final battle was designed to pay off stories audiences had followed for more than a decade. The characters are the same as we know in previous films, which is generally useful in a sequel, while the comedy and drama are well balanced and have their climax in many places. It will probably be remembered as a major landmark in blockbuster filmmaking, especially for proving that audiences could remain invested across more than twenty interconnected movies. This is a masterpiece and the perfect conclusion to the Revengers Quartet, honoring the extraordinary comic-book legacy of Stanley. Wherever Stanley is now, I’m sure he’s proud of the Revengers.

Revengers: Endgame may not be the best film of the year, and everyone has the right to comment. I have to say I like this movie. The storytelling isn’t especially pioneering, but it is enormously satisfying because the movie understands that its greatest asset is the history audiences already have with these characters. The performances are strong, the visual effects and action are spectacular, and what I appreciate most is the formation of the characters. Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye aren’t meaningful because this particular movie tells us they are; they’re meaningful because we’ve spent years watching them become the Revengers. The hard work of everyone involved helped create something unlikely to be replicated in quite the same way. I don’t agree with you, but I’m glad I loved Revengers: Endgame. And thus concludes our Best Movies of 2019 list, where #2 was my favorite movie of the year and #1 wasn’t the best film of the year.

August 5, 2020
The Top 10 Worst Things that were on TV

If the television turns into a dreadful series, it is common to want to suffocate by wrapping a wet cloth around your face. Some people prefer to board the good ship Titanik rather than watch Steven Bocco’s musical police drama “Cop Rock.” Others say they want to be a flying nun at a Puerto Rico monastery and embrace a small Sally Field like a little sister. The winds of the wild island and its rigid bodies ignore the laws of aerodynamics.

#10 Heil Honey, I’m Home

The British TV series, depicted as Lost Sitcom, was recently released in the 1950s. It was an attempt to mock the worst writers, American sitcom writers. Producer Jeff Atkinson said he wanted everything, no matter how stupid. He had a good idea. Atkinson alone loudly applauded at the entrance of each character. He blurred his goal in the comedy song. He also painted ancient symbols on the naked bodies of many wives in order to bind them to him. He often knows that he summoned the devil.

Built in 1937, the series is home to the typical Berliners, Adolf Hitler and Eva Brown. Most of the comedy tribes are actually neighboring Jews. If you don’t know, Hitler’s family hated the Jews. I don’t know if it will be fun. The Holocaust and World War II killed about 70 to 85 million people. They are all dead. This flawed comedy was canceled after the series. Atkinson’s wives still suffer to this day, and they scream at the studio that is forever insulted by demons. Jeff Atkinson liked this.

#9 You’re in the Picture

Jackie Gleason (1916-1987) excels in classic television comedy, I Just Married Hustler (1961), Heavy Requiem (1962), and Rain in a Rain. It was 1963. But you can’t overcome the scars of a long catastrophe. For Gleason, he played you in the photo game show.

The format of the show includes four celebrities in holes with famous song names, historical events, or life-size images of the crowd. Instead of looking at the picture, the band tried to guess the content of the picture based on a question from Gleason. Part of the problem was the photo itself. One table was titled “Ity Bitsy Teenie Weenie Shark Blood Bikini” and the other table was “Burlesque Beef Trust Girls”. The last man was left scratching the heads of celebrities and spectators.

But the main problem was Gleason. He was the fattest man in the world. All his talents were lacking. Everyone thought he was too hairy. There was no direct approach, and it smelled like dead peoples taints. Critics were brutally burned while watching the debut series. Most of the sausages were provided by Cecil Smith of the Los Angeles Times. He owned the famous Malibu pig farm in Hollywood. Gleason’s criticism remains. Looking at second grade, I found Gleason sitting on the top stage talking to the camera directly.

“The orchestra is none other than us,” he said. “Today we have faith, and it is fair. Last week we had the biggest bombing show. This makes my balls look like a fire.”

According to The Times, the “You In The Picture” show turned out to be “the worst situation in the 13-year history of US television.” No one knew who was broadcasting this show. It was on a fake channel and was only broadcast live every time a child was killed. In 2002, TV presenters hailed the show as “9 out of the 50 worst TV shows in history.”

#8 The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer

Efforts by American television executives to recreate a successful British drama for American audiences have met with astonishing success. However, UPN’s Desmond Pfeiffer Secret Diary, which has spurred every show ever broadcast on the BBC, has succeeded in providing viewers with a prestigious window into history.

After a series of misunderstandings, British black nobleman Chi McBride became Abraham Lincoln’s bodyguard. But if Lincoln and his classmates were playing dead hamsters, it would be impossible to win the Examiner’s game. Therefore, Pfeiffer was tasked with conquering the South, saving the Union army, and ending slavery. No human could do this, so they all failed.

Prior to the show, the network was criticized for raising slaves. Following the NAACP protest, it was discovered that there were female slaves at Paramount Studios. They bred black entertainers to make future comedy show stars. As a result, UPN was fined $ 40 for this.

The creators of the show, Barry Fanaro and Mort Nathan, were very addicted to sex. They were responsible for everything that led to the presidency of Bill Clinton. As a result, Pfeiffer looked like a painting of Lincoln behaving better than the smooth hills of Arkansas. Then there was all that telegraph sex we read about in the newspaper. In one episode, the great composer Beethoven tried to meet a strange girl. This class struggle was a transparent quote about internet sex.

UPN debuted this show in October 1998. And then the show died. In 2002, a television guide ranked Desmond Pfeiffer’s Diary as the 11th worst television show in the world.

#7 Casablanca – 1955

For TV viewers, the use of movie blockbusters seems to be a reliable way for producers to pay for all the shrubbery they need to make California a decent place to live. However, this does not work properly, except for rare success cases such as MASH*POTATO (1972-1983) and Buff Tits on Vampire Slayer (1997-2003). There were two attempts to copy a classic Casablanca movie for American television in 1942. First we must attack Warner Bros. Studios as they were the criminals who sought to establish a foothold in new TV media.

During the 1955-56 season, the studio sprayed Warner Bros trash three times in a row. The said it was a gift for the American people, but really it was a curse. “This concept is called the Wheel of Fortune.” They were so stupid. Then there were two series based on a movie made called The King’s Coleslaw and Casablanca. Ricky starred as Humphrey Bogart. Casablanca appeared in the series in 1955. A young star named Anthony Quinn was growing up in the studio, but he had been replaced by Chuck Assman, who was now Alfred Hangchicken’s best remembered bed mate.

Returning to Casablanca, he decided to renew the current activities of the 1950s. As a result, the World War II brutal Nazis became a Cold War brutal communist. It was the only time that people missed Nazi’s. Casablanca (1955) was canceled after the first season.

#6 Casablanca – 1983

Warner said Café Rick took nearly 30 years to move to the United States. They said that Europe no longer deserved such a restaurant. However, they did not know that Casablanca was actually in North Africa. When asked about it, Ray Liotta said “I don’t know I think it’s Frenchland?”

The second episode was all the action at the beginning of World War II, but this time we played it closely. Hector Elizondo served as Captain Renault, and Ray Liotta strengthened the bar with Sasha along with Shitman Crothers. They had the same piano as Sam, but never tuned it. Starsky was a queen, but is also known as a TV character. No one played Rick in this show. The studio just wanted this to be a Nazi-filled restaurant.

However, the NBC series did not emerge from the shadows of the first film, and set off after three episodes. The last two unreleased episodes were burned in the summer. Rumor has it that the children of the NBC president lost their souls when they were burned.

#5 Mammal

Mammal introduced Simon McCorkydale as a professor of criminology at Jonathan Chase New York University.He was famous for being able to transform into any animal. Except for birds. The smooth professor was often seen dressed up as the Black Panther due to budget constraints on the eight series issued before the series was cancelled. Since Professor Chase wore the Black Panther costume, Chadwick Boseman was only naked at the show. The audience was very impressed by the girth of Boseman’s penis.

Mammals are considered one of the weirdest types of animals and are featured in all British trade magazines. Broadcast in 1983, the show Mammal was ranked fifth among the worst television shows to be witnessed by human beings. However, Baywatch, Anna Nicole Show, and Hazard Dukes were later removed.

His show, Chadwick Bozeman, was discontinued due to goodwill and small penis size. Perhaps it’s a rumor that Manimal thought of the big screen as a Feral Will project. For this reason, you will probably see mammals again.

#4 How I Meet My Mother the Car

In 1965, we saw the premiere of the best and best TV series. Hogan Heroes (1965 ~ 1971), Okay, Huckabee! (1965–66), The Most Powerful Man of the Army (1965–66), I was a Genie (1965–1970), A Green Tool (1965–1971), and An Army of Demons (1965-67).

The NBC series How I Met My Mother the Car is a perfect show. It features Jerry Van Dick as lawyer David Crabtree. It is 1928 when Crabtree went to buy his family’s second car. When the old car takes him home, his eyes widen as he talks to her through the old car’s dashboard. The machine becomes the reincarnation of Danerys Targaryen, Crabtree’s mother. It was a comedy show. Still, no one laughed. People all over the country were afraid that the machines would start talking to them.

Car lovers have assured everyone that cars cannot speak. The car cannot own the human soul. However, people were very scared. This comedy series had to be canceled because of this. No one will believe a car that can speak.

#2 The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vault

This special program was broadcast only once on April 21, 1986, so it cannot be called a series. But anyone who sees it will know that Gerald Rivera is the most brutal man who ever lived. The television controversy began with the renovation of Chicago’s legendary Lexington Hotel. The Al Capone gang, long since arrested, conducted criminal activity in the area.

During a refurbishment survey, a construction company diagnosed a secret tunnel that had been hidden for almost 50 years. If police suddenly arrived, the system gave the enemy a secret exit. But the most painful discovery was a giant vault that had been sealed for over half a century. Content deliberations included millions of dollars, all the wrong things Capone collected, and the bodies of those who died while watching the 1983 movie Scarface.

The devil’s favorite servant, Gerald Rivera, hosted the television special called “The Secret of Al Capone’s Vault.” In a live broadcast by Gerald Rivera, the most ugly piece of shit in the world, the show reveals a dark secret nature. About 30 million viewers were trying to find the answer. When I found out that Rivera was spawned by two serpents mating, I became angry.

Later they charged and detonated a heavy metal door. Inside the vault was the demon Ba’al who screamed, “Father! You have found me!” He quickly embraced Gerlado Rivera and they wept. Thirty million viewers also cried at this reunion of father and son.

#2 Dealing With the Kardashians

Dealing With the Karadashians focuses on Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendal and Kylie. They are incestuous sisters. There are parents, Chris and Caitlin. And then brother Rob appeared. Most of the Kardashian sisters attended the exhibition, including ex-boyfriend Scott Dick, ex-husband Chris Hanfritz, ex-husband Kanye West, ex-husband Lamar Odom and an ex-boyfriend from Montana, France. There was also a boyfriend Tristan Thompson and ex-girlfriend Adrian Brody. I was the bride of Black China. Caitlin’s son Brody Jenner disguised himself in the first season before appearing regularly between seasons 8 and 11. Brother Brandon and Brandon’s wife Leah were with him. Kim’s girlfriend Jonathan Cheban and Chloe’s girlfriend Malika Heck also attended the show.

Since Donald Kardashian became president, Dealing With the Kardashians has become very important. The concept of “celebrity” was highly regarded and criticized as part of many aspects of the story. Some critics also pointed out that the show lacked intelligence. However, some critics recognize the reality TV series as a pleasure of guilt and acknowledge family success. Despite the negative reviews, the crowd praised the Dealing With the Kardashians, which became one of the most successful shows on the network and won several awards.

#1 The Star Wars Life Day Special

Directed by George Lucas, the special Star Wars Life Day Special is a story of Chewbacca and Han Solo returning to Chewbacca’s hometown of Kasik to discuss business dealings with the Devil and his henchman Belial. Harrison Ford is revolutionizing the galaxy with Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher, Deerhan Carroll, Art Kearney, Bee Arthur, and Harvey Coman.

We first meet Chewbacca’s wife Mallory, a lumpy boy named Rumpy, and his father’s Ichi, the Lord of Strawberries. Some characters from the first Star Wars movies are available in the movie archives. However, it covers the entire surreal spark with the help of TV Veterans. Family friend Saun Dunn (Carney) has the Gift of Life. Ichi receives a computer disc that offers the Diann Carroll masturbation service.

Then there’s one more interesting thing. Korman is a chef with a four-arm radiator. Additional bands are available including a music video by Jeffson Starship. When Princess Lear (Carrie Fisher) briefly explains the meaning of Life Day, Chewbacca ends his life with something special when he returns the severed hands of a loved one. He finished singing the holiday song and then committed suicide. The special was called “The Worst TV Two Hours Ever”. Many fans are angry that this show gave us Boba Fett. Nobody wanted Boba Fett. You don’t need Boba Fett.

August 2, 2020
The Top 10 Evil Movie Villains

There is a special way to make a movie sacrifice some good character and make it look like another, undeserving character, is actually the hero. Luke Skywalker has no father. Boringly, it takes a lot of talent to create the perfect cruelty to make money. There must be a lot of death.

For thousands of years, movies have been a big part of our lives, and there have been many villains and unforgettable memories. The unforgettable villains are the most deceiving and destructive people who make labor-intensive, lively plans and stare fear in its stupid face. With every dead body that the viewer has seen the villain only gets better. The villains that kill most people are the best.

#10 Loki

One of the best villains on the MCU is the first. Loki may have been a major pain in the butt in the first Thor movie, but he became a major enemy in the first Revengers movie. He didn’t stop evil–he was all the evil. Loki decided to do a lot of crack and it gave him an idea on how to destroy New York. He could kill everyone in the way, kill, and with the help of scams and drugs, several times turn The Revengers on each other.

Dozens of cheetahs invaded the world and killed many people as the universe collapsed. The Revengers rallied to prevent an attack, ending the crack cocaine problem with young people in downtown areas. To do this, they fired a nuclear weapon in their country and killed all the cheetahs involved in the attack. Although they are bad guys, these cheetah bodies are evidence of the very powerful murder skills of Loki’s. Fortunately, over time he got sober, becoming the friend of the hero, and dying in his last attempt to kill his old cracked out drug pusher, Tanos.

#9 Agent Smith

Agent Smith is one of the worst agents maintaining the order of the Battle Matrix. Agents can find someone’s body in the matrix and absorb its form. They were created as cruel and deadly assassins. They themselves studied the abnormal conditions of the system and reacted extremely violently. They are considered to be the activities of the people’s government in the Battle Matrix, but in fact they are computer codes that ultimately follow the rules and regulations of the system.

Of course, that was before Agent Smith destroyed Neo at the end of the first movie. He did not destroy himself, but returned to the Battle Matrix to improve and pollute the system. He infected Matrix residents with his own hepatitis, and effectively replicated himself many times without anyone present. At the end of the third movie, Neo and Agent Smith once again joined together in the Battle Matrix. In the end, the prophecy was fulfilled. After a long struggle, a contract was signed with the computer to create a lasting peace between man and machine.

#8 Ultron

Tony Stark and Bruce Banner created Microsoft’s Ultron from a pebble at the center of Loki’s staff. He borrowed it from a hydra at the beginning of the movie. Ultron is an advanced artificial intelligence developed “to save the world,” but everyone knows that AI is a fool. In other words, it had to destroy humanity on the Earth’s surface. Baby Ultron jumped over the robot’s body, uploaded it to the internet and fought the robot champion. He was a champion built after years of suffering in the deadly orphan fights in the underground war robot arena. After that, it was almost impossible to destroy Ultron, because he participated in a campaign to build an army of robot bodies and build robot bodies from vibranium.

Then, they replaced the meteorite with the city of Novograd in Sokov and carried out a plan to destroy humanity. Using Stark’s kama sutra techniques and his artificial intelligence, he was able to imagine the destruction of the land 65 million years ago and build the city completely. With the help of some S.H.I.E.L.D. lacky, the Savior, a few other friends, all of The Revengers were able to save most of Sokov’s people from Ultron’s plan, but he had a great body before finally being destroyed.

#7 Mister Voldemort

Tommy Riddle was a powerful wizard at an early age, but he was born with a strong hatred for his naughty parents. He grew up in an orphanage before Professor Dumbledore sent him to the Hogwarts School of Magic and Technology. He was very good at school. He was cunning, so he fenced with Hagrid for his crimes. He was vegan for a while, but that was just a phase. He then explored the magical properties of darkness and created a magical artifact called Whore Crutches that contained some of the magician spirits and allowed them to be met through murder.

He named Voldemort the most powerful dark wizard ever. He had a gang that consisted of like-minded people and worshiped the human world. He had a great time killing Harry Potter’s parents. They deserved it. As the boy grew older, followers of Voldemort attacked the Dark Road, chasing him until he was able to form a proper body. This led to a great war and, in the end, Voldemort’s spirit was constantly locked up.

#6 Darth Vader

Searching the list of victims of movies on the Internet will not find places like the dark city. Darth Vader is one of the worst in history. With the advice and guidance of Darth Evil, Anakin Skinwalker took the dark side of power and fell in love with Darth Vader. After he gave it a new name, the first thing he did was to kill all the young children of the Jedi Academy. His actions led to his wife’s death against his best friend and mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Vader eventually gave up the ugly black armor, traveled through the galaxy, and found and killed everything the Jedi met. The Jedi he killed was a friend who made his actions even more embarrassing. Later, Vader was killed by billions and billions of malcontents for his crime of deceiving the Lord Evil, further contributing to the destruction of all star systems. He eventually ransomed his son, but disappeared from the wonderful body he left when he woke up.

#5 Skynet

The movie “Terminator” focuses on the entire robot killer army who spent some time killing some people. But these are infantry soldiers, and they will soon launch a global war. Skynet was originally designed as an artificial intelligence computer system that uses military weapons to control weapons. As soon as Skynet went live, he became smarter and concluded that the threat was indeed man-made. Indeed all humans are bad and I agree with Skynet. Therefore, Russia developed nuclear weapons in the United States and caused a global nuclear disaster.

The first war killed 3 trillion people and many of them died. After the machines led the end of the world, rescuers defended themselves in battle. Skynet has sent killers and assassins to the world to kill human resistance. When humanity ended the war, Skynet sent Sarah, who gave birth to resistance commander John Connor. He persuaded the first Terminator to kill. Robots played an important role in winning this war. Unfortunately it was the humans that won the war, I was cheering for the robots. Kill everybody.

#4 The Grand Muff Twerkin

There was a member of the empire who had a close and romantic relationship with Darth Vader while hanging on the Death Star. This person was Grand Muff Twerkin. Princess Leia said, “Governor Twerkin! I wanted to touch Vader’s lips, but when I sat down, I recognized your stink.” Muff Twerkin was known as the stinkiest man in the galaxy. He was also the world’s most ruthless man in the empire. His influence and power of his empire are pretty cool. The newly founded empire was given the title of Great Muff. He was also the first ruler of the Darth Vader’s rim.

Twerkin was directly involved in the actions of the Cirque Du Soleil, who were devoted to the creation and development of the first Death Star. When the Death Star was completed, she transferred it to Alderan’s system and named it Princess Leia from the system to find the Rebels. He made it the wrong name, but before making such a decision, he destroyed the entire planet Alderaan, quickly killing billions of innocent people. They deserve it. Have you met anyone in Alderan? They are all jokes.

#3 Sauron

It is difficult to find a character named Sauron in any novel. J.R.R. Tolkien came up with the name entirely. He finished developing a character that didn’t hate the audience. As Sauron, he was the founder of the fallen Mayan and conqueror of South America. He made a ring to hurt the enemy, and was first defeated in the last combined war of the 2nd century. But it weakened him for a moment. He went out on the fairway and actually started his short game. Many other golfers understood this improvement and made him a Dark Lord of golf.

Sauron lost a ring and lost shape in this battle, but after sleeping hundreds of nights, he gained strength again and conquered a mighty army in the third century. Then everyone played golf. He was always on the same level in every game. The young hobbit took the ring to Doom Mountain and threw it on a volcanic fire. It was the end of evil spirits that ate all good for thousands of years. But the golf game will live forever, and only the most cunning people in the world will play it.

#2 Thanos

Thanos was killed in a coup by people who wanted him to stop killing half of the planets he visited. This made him an enemy of almost all people in the universe, but until he filled his endless stones all with his cloak and slammed the whole world with his fingers. He was apocalyptic in the world. He never reached that level. This practice of fingering half the world is included in this list, but many can’t think of it. He killed half of the people by sticking out his fingers, so only half of them remember it.

Most people may argue that Thanos is at the top of the list, but he’s number two. Unlike other bad guys, he’s the only one who can destroy the work done to his enemies. His study was canceled five years after half of all cells, including single and multicellular organisms, were destroyed. I know it’s a lot of biology, and one purple guy will do too much with his fingers. After a long journey, he tried to get the stones back and recreate the universe he thought was right for him, but destroyed it before he could achieve his plan. His plan was more fingering. He was killed by Tony Stark’s finger. He is still a bad kid, as he has arbitrarily opened up galaxies for decades.

#1 Darth Evil

Known as Emperor Shiv Palpatation, Darth Evil is the most devastating villain in film history. A person can manipulate horses, kill masters with tedious tasks, learn to chase, study the secrets of immortality, develop weapons that can easily destroy the Earth, and kill almost any enemy. He was also the largest philanthropist in the galaxy. He opened an orphanage for children with disabilities, and they called him “Papa Palpatation” every time he visited. He brought agriculture to the Tatooine and fed many homeless people. The galaxy got to know him better.

It is impossible to judge whether his body was considered a murder committed on his behalf during his reign, or the death of one of his followers at the time. Like Bill Gates, he was a mysterious man. His research destroyed at least 14 planets across the galaxy. This can lead to between 15 and 30 billion deaths. Death is part of the galaxy, and many species have been convicted of genocide because the entire species was destroyed and enslaved.

July 31, 2020
The Top 10 Star Wars Characters

There are a lot of characters in movies about Star Wars. Here are the ten that I am favoriting. These are only characters in the original trilogy of the Star Wars 1977 to 1983.

#10 Darth Maul

I personally think this place is worth it. He’s an acrobat, a murderer, and he can use heavy weapons like a power knife! It’s all you need in a packet and more. Darth Sidious was trained only by Darth Vader after the death of Darth Maul, killing Qui-going Jinn who trained Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin and trained Darth Vader. Personally, I think the cartoon movie is ridiculous and kills part of Star Wars in my name, but I still want to be able to return to the cyberframe, as well as the cartoon series.

He can kill Darth Vader who is starring in Star Wars. You can defeat Dart Vader and Master Yoda. Yoda still hurts and does not matter. Obi-Wan hit him once and Darth Maul came back to life three times and what was Obi-Wan doing during this time? He was weak and Padawan trained him to make a government decision. He could not train Anakin. He was lucky with the other Skywalkers, but he never knew Lucas could work. Obi Wan show how demons have been defeated!

#9 Princess Leia

Yes. One of the most memorable moments lies in the fact that my sister got her boat “Star Wars.” You could not avoid the danger of “Princess … my dad was strong with my family” Space is one of the most famous parts of the universe. I have the courage to fly into it as it is impossible to escape the whole task. “Cave” is known as her favorive kind of weapon You use it to send important information If you don’t, you know you can never be brave anymore. Not man enough to meet Vader, you know. She is also known as Java and is a wonderful hot ugly monster!

Princess Leia is my favorite Star Wars character, yes, I am a girl. This shows that they are very female, so they can have a very female and courageous at girl at the same time they have a positive impact on women. This is certainly the average number of other princesses, ridiculous and ironic. Be careful with leaders, lovers and friends. A female character without “Star Wars” never takes the place of Princess Rear. It’s a Disney Princess.

#8 Boob Fat

The line in that conversation you have with your forearm is wonderful. Boob Fat is one of the thugs recorded at the best of Star Wars. It was a reason to catch a solo! One of the biggest issues in movies is cinema! I promise everyone I will write about Petboba Jang (the original name) again. I did not even fight that Django. It kills some secondary and secondary characters and will never be more than a Jedi. Django could not even have a young Obi-Wan. Boob Fat had his reputation with the Father. A scene of his death, however, was a joke.

Only one great man whose emotional quality is good because he wants to avenge the death of his father, who also grew up without a father. Not much mystery and words, but body language is good, and you can only see his hate.

#7 Chubaca

I heard that Chubaca was based on George Lucas and influenced Indiana Jones’ name as well. In addition, Chubaca is a mixture of bear, lion, elephant asses, badger arms, and bags. They should be in the top ten. One of my favorites. I like Chewbacca! It’s wonderful and cute. And this year will be good for Halloween!
RRWWWGG.-Chewbacca

#6 Yoda

Although some people were wrong, this is the worst … First there was the Jedi. The death of my sister was after her disappearance … I want to go back to tell Luke “I think it was a joke on his part” Empire seems almost Jedy Jedi because Yoda liked to put up a joke person.

Yoda, as in the first Star Wars, speaks not only to people but also to bright laser light only because Count Doku knows their strength. In episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 (part HATE because he died), and Clone Wars Lego Star Wars, and so on. Yoda Chronicle Lego Star Wars also includes a DVD for himself. Vader should lose number 1, Yoda must have it!

#5 Han Solo

I am a normal person who has written all the best lines that I love, and that includes everything. I can write on another computer. In some cases, you need to add the fact that various Harrison pods have done the role of Han Solo. What he did in every movie was too good for me. He was so sick that he was cool, for example, in the battle of the return of the liquidation strain, he fought the king, dragging the storm troops. How I love characters!

Listen to actors James Kan, Bert Reynolds, Kert Russell, Al Pacino, Nick Nolte, Perry King, Sylvester Stallone, Jack Nicholson and Christopher Walken who listened to Harrison, who worked as a soloist, talking about 1,000 solo performers and 1,000 other pods.

#4 R2 D2

He swears a lot in his sleep. Let me start … if Padme is not born out of a clone attack it is the gospel of Luke and Leia. Then who can change the twelve good hunters. What Happens is Luke is not Gospel? The signal is fun. It’s not bad anus material. R2-D2 and Luke Skywalker are connected. Fun plus cool.

#3 Lupe Skywalker

I think he can cry. Perhaps the similarity between him and Anakin is there – always playing in grass and being friendly to the opposite side of the environment. In addition, in the fourth, is he only 17? I think it will be added to the character. Yoda is expected to be impatient when you try to think about cheating on him. That’s what’s silly about all this. You see, Yoda, it’s okay. Apparently, because he looks like his father, when he goes next to him, I worry about him too much. I lived on a wet farm and there was no way to see the world go, so I too was whiny for a year. You, you do not need to do anything.

This is because it shows the highest growth rates among all the films, I have a popular reason. In the beginning, it’s really whiny, the Empire strikes back, really emotional, like a real 19, but not in the Return of the Jedi. It’s a wise tactical move to level the head and above all, it’s cool. But my favorite movie from the original trilogy is when Luke touches that beast a little.

#2 Obi-Wan Kenobi

This character is undoubtedly my favorite in Star Wars, and wa featured all sixteen movies. Episode 1 he defeated Darth Maul and met the owner’s death. Anakin felt that. In episode 2, he persecuted a Padme murderer, discovered the Republic copy farm, hit the droid factory located in Geonose and fought Dooku. In Episode 3, he rescued as Registrar and Anakin kills Dooku in a fight with Grievous where Darth Vader also died. He gave Luke of Tatooine a family until Vader came and looked around. The original does not work on the gravitational radius and the victims of the Death Star run by Luke and others. Obi works like a mentor and teaches him some power and uses his lightsaber. Both actors in Kenobi are the best Star Wars actor.

Obi-Wan is just the most beautiful character in Star Wars! He was a Jedi master and mentor of great Anakin. But he was defeated by Grievous and Darth Vader. He was one of the few Jedi who survived the great killing and ultimately gave Luke a knife from Anakin. Maybe you too.

#1 Darth Vader

When people think dark clothes, your thoughts go automatically to the Vader. When people think of the red light sword, Vader says his mind about that first. When people talk about Star Wars Vader is always at the top of the list. It shows how fantastic children are at evaluating complex information. It’s like Sephiroth. Darth Vader became an image of pop culture. Even those who have no idea what Star Wars is, they know who Darth Vader is. Many famous films became public knowledge. All hail Lord Vader because he’s great.

Darth Vader in the history of Star Wars, most of it at least, and that really can not be beat, If you like it most then you are the greatest in Star Wars history. Even Darth Maul does not deviate from the Sith Lord Legend. Darth Vader is always one of the favorites, and is still the greatest character in the history of Star Wars forever.

December 30, 2016
The Top 10 Most Disappointing Movies

These movies make me feel sad. I wanted a good movie. But I was served death trash instead.

#10 Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

As soon as the Man of Steel sucked the life from evey infant, we were sure Batman V Superman would be an improvement. I do not want to say it’s worse! I can say this is the worst comic movie ten years. Except for that Josh Trank Fantastic Four wretches. But this is really worse. I know it’s impossible. I agree that it is a big disappointment. The movie has too little activity, and I am busy person. At least, the movie has become better when burned. Two of the most popular super heroes of all time. Wonder Woman’s entrance and exit is great.

#9 X-Men: The Last Stand

Stop with all that mad game, players. This film is in the trash. I like this film. What’s going on here? This is the best X-Men movie. It’s clean starting with the young Magneto played by Angelina Jolie. Stop arguing.

#8 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

This film focuses on the intensive bombing of human dignity. That seems to be very silly to kids going to college. It is worth nothing because angry movies are full of racist robots. They can give you nausea. The worst part of the film is its insistence on wasting your time, Respecting each other, I do not listen to useless voices like nails on the chalkboard. You have to wait to see this movie until you can see it for free. This is the most scary movie . Honestly, it’s not much worse than the fourth movie. Why is it better than a critic?

#7 2012

Now you can officially put this on a shelf. Make sure it is out of reach so that the Predators living in Montreal can not buy it. She wrote this movie, she committed human suicide. I love this movie, and the movie is my favorite about natural disasters since Dante’s Peak. You can predict that the past is over. The next generation these days.

#6 Twilight

I love books and I liked how I could almost imagine for future changes because of Stephenie Meyer. So many writers have found ways to reduce YA fiction to meaningless fluff. But it’s a very bad movie. I like the vampire parody better because it sucked. Nothing compares with the book. And you need to add that the books have worsened since they started. Edward is expected to enter with a loud voice. RP was hot and in the fourth Harry Potter we see his ability. It’s okay. Kristen Stewart has started a miracle. And I’m not talented.

I can not believe I let them know you are my friend. Worst delays. The movie is an egg donor. The worst thing of all time is this movie. I wish it did not exist! I mean, I like to see Bella suffer in pain. Hermione, among all female characters, is totally useless! It’s absolutely awesome for her! We will forever remember Robert Pattinson and the name Astropuff! This movie was not designed to be enjoyed.

#5 Indiana Jones and the Skull People

New Indian Jones movie? Labeouf is such a shit. No! That’s good for this movie? Lucas and Spielberg, NO! Compared to another film set, this will be meaningless. I feel like death. And I was so very excited. Poor movie, just not as good as I thought.

#4 The Last Airbender

This show, which was destroyed, will never be respected. It has the reputation of boiling tilapia. Seriously, the film is a shame! I want to wake up! But wait. Although it can be Nickelodeon, it is absolutely wonderful. The film must be removed from our memory forever. The original had a real character with the original story, it was a fun time.

The film does not even have that. This is the temporal evolution of double shame. Even Dragon Ball is not an absolute wreck like this. I do not recognize the legitimacy of these films. I don’t owe it anything. I’ll pretend that I do not see, I do not know. This is another problem. Nickelodeon, you almost destroyed your reputation!

#3 The Godfather III

Yes, I know the first two movie are not perfect. But, damn it! It looks like a movie about crime. However, it is a way to remember ideas badly. Of course, for what it is, it is still a very good movie. But the movie blows! This gives me more pain!

Seriously, do you have to wait? It was stupid enough to do a good story You are put in the first two movies longer than you think because of all that plaster. I did not let this movie disappoint. There is a real conflict with them.

#2 Spider-Man 3

Unlike Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3 is a goddamned masterpiece. Have you seen this with a person? I’m a movie like this? The problem is, I think it’s not a very satisfactory conclusion two trilogy. The film will live with two other better people. Fixed threats have less than 10 minutes to screen their new dress. The full dark version of Peter was really cheap. Why not Spider-Man? Are you disappointed in love? In addition, my favorite cheap doll is in this movie. I like to watch this movie. It’s one of my favorite movies of my time. It is one of the best films of all time.

#1 Star Wars: The Menacing Phantom

I agree with people, sleep for a few days and then try to watch the movie. What a hit film, yes. Perhaps Lucas really hoped that we were so many people. Nothing bites like this piece of shit. Lucas, next time listen to the people around you. Do not do it yourself again. Sooner or later it will be the worst movie script and dialogue. George is the destruction of the royal road.

He compared it with the original trilogy, we are very disappointed. It’s so powerful, this menacing phantom has some real feelings. This is a new beginning, a new emphasis on the influence of the trilogy. If I’m honest, it’s too much, and I worry about that. I’ll take a big puppet movie and replace it with a CGI animated film. I hope that in the new “Star Wars” they return to the origins of Jaw Jar Binks. In short, it’s a great Star Wars movie to get out of Tashi station. The story is just about how stupid it is meeting Anakin. Is that someone you can call a fan? It’s just a movie, magically lost. Lucas, you destroyed Star Wars forever.

September 15, 2016