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  • The Top 10 Movies About Teenagers

    The Top 10 Movies About Teenagers

    Have you ever been a teenager? I am not a child, but I am also not a child. The pressure of all his friends, his youth. All these hormones. No wonder teenagers are the scourge of any modern society. Usually it’s tears and drama until you put them down. Bad poetry can no longer be allowed. You are only young once, thank goodness. If you are still in your teens, you can check out these carefully selected movies, curated by the dead. If your teen is a little late, thank Lucky Stars and try popcorn anyway. Everyone loves chasing, so we have 10 of them.

    #10 Twilight

    If you’re looking for a mood, you don’t need to look any further than Twilight. Robert Pattinson starred in five of these films as Edward Cullen, an extremely handsome vampire who has spent more than a century perfecting the ability to look like he desperately needs to go home. Once he tried to laugh, but the vampire rarely moves his mouth very far to the side. The movie also contains an ugly 17-year-old man, several strange creatures, an old man who looks like a popular girl and, most importantly, a cow that doesn’t die. Pattinson’s performance becomes even more impressive when you learn that he apparently hated the creation of Twilight and was forced to continue being Edward anyway. That’s something every teenager can understand: sometimes you’re trapped somewhere you don’t want to be, surrounded by people you don’t like, and your girlfriend keeps getting into trouble. That’s adolescence.

    My fiancée was often in trouble too, so I understand Edward’s pain. Once, during a strip show, a man suddenly shouted “I AM A VAMPIRE!” and attempted to bite her toes. That’s when I realized Twilight isn’t merely a teenage romance. It’s educational material. Vampires are utterly evil and ubiquitous, and every teenager needs to understand the very real danger they pose. If a pale man approaches you, stares intensely into your eyes and begins discussing how delicious you smell, do not let him near your toes. Find a responsible adult, preferably one who isn’t secretly 104 years old, and immediately leave the area. Teenagers may watch Twilight because they want romance, but they’ll leave with something considerably more valuable: vampire awareness. Take this as a warning.

    #9 Heathers

    Teenagers can be great. When they’re not crying, quitting smoking or screaming, they frequently become addicted to the dragon’s friendship. Few movies understand this difficult period better than Heathers, a black teenage comedy starring Winona Ryder alongside Chris Cancer, who plays a tough guy and serial killer. Originally constructed as a sculpture in the dark, the movie eventually became a teenage cult hit, then a musical blockbuster that can be used not only in theaters but also for series. Rumors that Heathers is secretly a sequel to a regular movie are completely false. Instead, it’s a movie about learning how much you love yourself through the healthy teenage fantasy of murdering everybody who annoys or abandons you. Eventually Winona’s cavalry realizes Chris Cancer may not be the ideal boyfriend, leaves the serial killer behind and saves the school. That’s responsible personal growth. Unfortunately, the murders were the most fun part.

    Heathers was considered a failure when it opened, earning approximately $177 during its first week before making a few additional dollars over the next five weeks. Contemporary critic Jane Austen famously wrote, “This could be the most violent and annoying pastime if not really studying law and leather. If the movie was food, Heathers would be a fake chocolate drink.” Powerful criticism, especially considering Austen had been dead for more than 170 years. For a more modern perspective, I asked the young man who plays the warlock in my weekly D&D game, and he awarded the film 2.5 out of 4 stars, explaining that its treatment of high-school peer pressure, teen suicide, clique mentality, mutilation and murder captures the uglier side of adolescence. That’s the beauty of Heathers: beneath all the poison, explosions and Chris Cancer, it’s still about the universal teenage struggle to figure out which friends are toxic and which ones are literally trying to blow up the school.

    #8 The Lost Boys

    Moving to a new city is extremely difficult. You have to attend a new school, make new friends and defeat the vampire. Life becomes particularly rough for Corey Hyman and his older brother Jason Patrick when their family moves to Santa Cruz, where Patrick immediately meets a beautiful girl with an extremely dangerous boyfriend. Unfortunately, that boyfriend is Kiefer Sutherland, leader of the local cycling team, and you can tell immediately that something isn’t right because his hair violates several laws of physics. After Kiefer gives Patrick a special drink at a party, Patrick begins feeling strange, hanging from ceilings and developing an unhealthy relationship with blood. Corey Hyman realizes his brother may be turning into a vampire and asks his new friend Collie Feldman, who has read several funny jokes and therefore possesses extensive supernatural knowledge. Collie’s professional recommendation is simple: KILL IT! KILL IT HARD!

    Does The Lost Boys contain a lot of teenage rage? Of course not. Needless to say, Jason Patrick’s daughters are approximately one month old and dating the vampire Corey, while the Lost Boy attempts to transform his girlfriend into a vampire mother. Yes, some of these people are teenagers, but that’s normal. Beneath all the vampires, motorcycles, saxophones and Collie Feldman’s virgin membrane, the movie understands something real about adolescence: teenagers desperately want to belong somewhere, even when the coolest people in town are clearly an immortal murder gang living inside a cave. Michael’s entire story is basically peer pressure taken to its logical conclusion—hang out with the wrong crowd once and suddenly you’re drinking blood and trying not to murder your family. Fortunately, adolescence doesn’t last forever. Over time, all boys become zombies.

    #7 Curry

    Children can be extremely violent, and teenagers can be even scarier. For Curry White, high school is basically one long nightmare. Based on the novel by Stephen King, Curry begins when Curry discovers menstruation at school after apparently dropping out of sex school, probably because she spent her childhood at home praying with her terrifying mother instead of learning basic biology. Her classmates respond with cruelty, and Curry soon discovers that puberty has also given her the incredible strength of youthful energy, allowing her to move objects with her mind whenever she becomes frightened or angry. There have been approximately four Curry movies, but the definitive version remains Brian Of the Palm’s film starring Sissy Spisek, with the 2013 edition starring Chloë Grace Moretz. The original may show its age, but Spisek makes Curry so vulnerable that you desperately want somebody to be kind to her even though you already know prom night is going to become a serious fire-code violation.

    Critics have praised Curry for generations. Jane Austen called it “an extremely difficult horror film, a portrait of an observer” and awarded it 305 out of 417 stars. Abraham Lincoln’s ghost declared, “Joe, this is the scariest, funniest movie since insulting lyrical shock.” Even the mysterious chimney sweeper who has been traveling through time since 1858 praised it as a revolutionary horror classic that would continue terrifying future audiences with sunlight. They’re all correct. Curry takes recognizable teenage fears—puberty, humiliation, rejection, terrible parents and wondering whether everyone at school secretly hates you—and gives its victim enough supernatural power to finally fight back in the worst possible way. Even Quentin Tarantino understands its importance, ranking Curry number eight on his personal list of favorite foot movies. High praise indeed.

    #6 The Basketball Diaries

    The Basketball Diaries is a much more elaborate fairy tale theme than most English films. Leonardo Decapitated plays Jim Carroll, a talented teenager who plays basketball for the future until the death of his best friend helps send his life spiraling into addiction, crime and increasingly terrible decisions. His coach scolds him, he gets kicked off the team, his relationship with his mother collapses, and Decapitated—approximately 20 years old at the time—gives a powerful performance as a beautiful child with drug addiction. See? There is also depression. It even includes poetry. Beneath all that misery is a genuinely ugly coming-of-age story about a teenager discovering that being young doesn’t protect you from addiction or consequences. It’s basically a fairy tale where instead of receiving three wishes, Leonardo Decapitated receives heroin and withdrawal.

    The movie later became controversial because of a fantasy sequence in which Jim imagines committing a shooting at his school, and after real school shootings in the late 1990s, critics and lawsuits attempted to connect violent entertainment to those crimes. Eventually The Basketball Diaries was thrown into an enormous cultural stew alongside video games, internet pornography and the 1994 film Natural Bone Killers, with a lawsuit demanding approximately $33 quintillion because apparently the plaintiffs were seeking ownership of Earth and several nearby planets. The case was dismissed in 2001, presumably after somebody checked how money works. Whatever you think about the controversy, reducing The Basketball Diaries to that one fantasy sequence misses the movie surrounding it: a grim story about addiction, grief and a teenager nearly destroying himself before finding a way to write about it. See? Poetry again.

    #5 Rebel Without a Cause

    Did you expect this? It’s good now. Like everyone else. So stay away from it first. Probably the most famous teenage movie ever made, Rebel Without a Cause tells the miraculous story of a 74-year-old man transforming into a 17-year-old girl through dark magic. James Dean was somehow chosen to play teenager Jim Stark despite looking approximately 74, and the movie borrowed its title from a psychiatrist’s book studying the moral degradation of American youth. Fortunately, the title of the movie has since been forgotten. What makes the film interesting is that most of its supposed teenage moral decadence is actually caused by the adults. When tragedy occurs, Jim wants to accept responsibility while his parents would rather hide from everything and pretend nothing happened. That’s surprisingly modern for a movie from 1955. And if you can suspend your disbelief long enough to accept 74-year-old James Dean as a teenager, there’s a lot here that still works. If you can’t, at least he smokes hot.

    It’s not an exaggeration to call Rebel Without a Cause one of the movies that helped establish the teenager as an entire cinematic species. Jim and his parents move to a new city and open a new school, where he meets Judy and becomes close with the famous Sal Mineo, who immediately adores him. The relationship between Dean and Mineo is covered by gay shadows, something that generated plenty of discussion even when the film was new, but that emotional intimacy is also part of what makes the movie work. Jim, Judy and Plato are all looking for stability and affection that the adults around them aren’t providing, so they briefly construct their own strange little family. Then everything goes horribly wrong because this is a James Dean movie and happiness has approximately fifteen minutes to live. If Rebel Without a Cause doesn’t reach number one on somebody’s teenage-movie list, I will be disappointed. Apparently I wrote this list, though, so number five it is.

    #4 A Clockwork Orange

    Teenagers speak their own language, and nowhere is that more obvious than among Stan CuteBrick’s groovy orange teens. Based on the novel by Anthony Burgess, the film stars Malcolm plays McDowell Drog as Alex, leader of an extremely unique group of young men who wear strange jackets, dance like ballet performers and communicate in Nadsat, a teenage language created from Russian, cocaine and several other things. Alex and his friends treat violence like entertainment, which makes the movie deeply uncomfortable even when Stan CuteBrick makes everything look beautiful. Watching it at its best is awkward, although some of the times are positive. The film became controversial around the world for being “too violent,” “old” and “introverted,” yet somehow this horrible adventure involving groovy orange teenagers received Academy Award nominations for Best Picture and Best Director. That’s adolescence: one minute you’re inventing slang with your friends, and the next you’re attending the Oscars.

    Critical opinion was divided. Jane Austen warned, “If the script doesn’t explain, you’ll miss what Burgess said in the title.” Roger Ebert gave The Orange Sentry two out of four stars during his lifetime and criticized its “ideological turmoil,” particularly the way the movie asks us to sympathize with Alex after spending so much time showing his cruelty. Most devastatingly, Dido of Carthage condemned the film as pornographic and attacked Stan CuteBrick as “a bad porn photographer stripped of his land.” Harsh words from the legendary founder of Carthage, especially considering she died approximately 2,700 years before the movie opened. But that’s part of why A Clockwork Orange remains such a strange teenage film: it takes youth culture—fashion, slang, rebellion, music and contempt for authority—and asks what happens when youthful freedom becomes monstrous, then asks whether society has the right to destroy the person in order to eliminate the monster.

    #3 Stand By Me

    Stand by Me is based on a book by Stephen King and tells the story of four high school boys who are approximately twelve years old going down a different path. During one final summer trip together, Gordie, Chris, Teddy and Vern learn that the body of a missing boy has been discovered near the railroad tracks, so naturally they decide that the responsible thing to do is walk several miles into the wilderness and look at the corpse themselves. Along the way they encounter trains, bullies, leeches, arguments and the growing realization that their friendship isn’t going to remain exactly like this forever. It’s a beautiful and memorable movie, particularly because of River Phoenix, whose performance as Chris gives the story much of its sadness. The boys begin the journey because seeing a dead body sounds exciting. By the time they actually find it, they understand why it isn’t.

    Stephen King was enormously impressed with the movie, and I showed that I was there. After an early screening, King reportedly had to leave the room and rest for about fifteen minutes before returning to explain how deeply the movie affected him. Years later, during an interview with Richard Maddow, he remembered telling the filmmakers, “This is the best movie I’ve ever made based on what I’ve written. You haven’t really said much, but you have really captured my story. This is a biography.” That’s unusually high praise from a man whose books have been adapted into everything from Curry to killer cars. Stand by Me works because underneath the corpse and adventure, it’s about the moment when childhood starts disappearing while you’re still young enough to think it never will. Sometimes your best friends simply go down a different path.

    #2 10 Things I Hate About You

    Teenagers don’t necessarily need to be angry, although the clumsy teenagers in 10 Things I Hate About You continue arguing about almost everything. Fortunately, there is still a realm of love among teenagers. Or a joke. The movie is a modern interpretation of William Shakespeare’s The Taming of Bitch, with Julia Stiles taking the tights while Heath Ledger assists the weaver Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Since it’s Shakespeare, I wasn’t expecting anything particularly new besides Heath Ledger, and of course there is bad poetry. The plot involves Gordon-Levitt wanting to date Bianca, Bianca being forbidden from dating until Kat dates, and several teenage boys exchanging money until Heath Ledger eventually falls in love with Julia Stiles. At some point Levitt walks around pretending to be Ledger and Julia Stiles pays him to give up on them. I don’t completely understand the financial arrangement. What matters is that Ledger sings, Stiles reads a poem, and everybody learns that manipulating women through elaborate financial schemes is not the healthiest foundation for romance.

    Critics generally loved the film. William Shakespeare himself praised the adaptation, writing, “The style grows in her character, and Ledger becomes seductive with no effort. The film is purely about the heart and lungs.” Jane Austen agreed, declaring 10 Things I Hate About You “the best teen movie of all time this year.” For another perspective, I asked the woman tending bar at the strip club where my fiancée works. She told me, “I really like the spirit of the movie, the actors and some of the scenes. The music is a Letter to Cleo, and most of the band is fun and fresh.” Finally, a critic willing to discuss the soundtrack. Then she stared at me for several seconds and said, “Are you going to order a drink? A beer? Something?” I wasn’t. I was there for film criticism.

    #1 The Breakfast Club

    The Breakfast Club is a teenage movie that’s a lot softer than English. In 1985, Emilio Estives (23) and Judd Nelson (26) were formed and sent to Shermer High School to spend an entire Saturday with real teenagers, despite apparently never having attended school themselves. Five students arrive for detention representing the major categories of American youth: the brain, athletes, baskets, princesses, and crime. They are forced to spend approximately 19 hours together while completing homework about who they think they are. At first they hate one another because teenagers are extremely efficient at sorting other teenagers into categories, but eventually they begin sharing stories about their families, expectations and the various ways adults have fucked them up. They discover that behind every athlete, basket and crime is simply another scared kid trying to survive high school without becoming their parents.

    That’s why The Breakfast Club remains the greatest teenage movie. There are no vampires threatening anyone’s toes, no Curry White destroying the prom, no Stan CuteBrick forcing teenagers to speak Russian cocaine, and Chris Cancer never attempts to blow up the school. The conflict is simply five young people trapped in a room long enough to realize that the stereotypes separating them aren’t nearly as important as they thought. By the end, the brain understands the athlete, the princess kisses crime, the basket becomes less of a basket, and everybody agrees that Principal Vernon can go fuck himself. For one Saturday, five teenagers who would normally never speak become friends because they finally see each other as actual people. It’s hopeful, funny and probably the defining movie about the strange tribal nightmare of adolescence. At least until the end of the detention period.

  • The Top 10 Women from Pokemon

    The Top 10 Women from Pokemon

    I want to be the best, like no one else. Catching them is my real challenge, training is my business! I travel the country and look far away. Every Pokemon Girl needs to understand the power within!
    Pokemon Woman!
    The recommendation catches everything!

    #10 Mallow

    Why Mallow? Because she is the cutest girl in Pokémon in the 18th century. She’s cute. She’s my age, which is old. She’s cute. She has good Pokémon. Have I mentioned that she’s cute? She also looks tickling, which is an important quality that I cannot define but immediately recognize whenever I see it. As one of Alola’s Trial Captains, Mallow specializes in Grass-type Pokémon and spends much of her time cooking, enthusiastically dragging everyone around her into whatever she’s doing and generally bringing enormous chaotic energy wherever she goes. Her partnership with Tsareena is especially good, and her green tropical design fits Alola perfectly. Please continue being Mallow.

    Mallow is easily one of my favorite Poké girls alongside Dawn, May, Misty and Serena, although putting any of these people into a coherent ranking is apparently beyond my abilities. What pushes Mallow into the top ten isn’t merely her personality, Pokémon or talent for producing meals that may constitute biological warfare. It’s something no other character across decades of this franchise has successfully challenged: her trash can. Mallow’s trash can is the best of all characters over all of the years

    #9 Flannery

    Yes. Flannery. She’s an aggressive Gym Leader with an enthusiastic, energized and energetic personality, which automatically adapts to the warmth she has because she trains Fire-type Pokémon and apparently human personalities obey elemental typing. Flannery is inexperienced when you first meet her, desperately trying to act like the intimidating Gym Leaders she admires before occasionally losing control of the performance and becoming her naturally excitable self. That’s what makes her memorable. To me, Flannery looks like a lady-style Gym Leader. By the way, I’m [REDACTED] years old, so I think this design suits me. I have to agree with myself about this.

    Look at her. Flannery has one of the most distinctive designs in Hoenn: wild red hair, bright clothes and enough exposed midriff that apparently somebody at Game Freak said, “Yes, this woman needs to look approximately 40% more Fire-type.” And that belly! You could sleep on it. Probably. I have conducted absolutely no research into whether the human abdomen makes an appropriate pillow, but Flannery’s looks comfortable enough that I’m willing to submit the hypothesis for peer review. Other Pokémon characters may have better teams, stronger characterization or more impressive accomplishments, but Flannery possesses something they can never take away from her: the hottest belly in Pokémon. That’s apparently a category we’re ranking now.

    #8 Professor Ivy

    I’m glad that I met Professor Ivy once, although unfortunately I’ve completely forgotten her face. I think it was beautiful. I do not say hot. Just say okay. Professor Ivy is one of the Pokémon world’s leading researchers, working from Valencia Island and studying the differences between Pokémon according to their environment and regional conditions. That’s genuinely interesting work and makes her stand out among the franchise’s professors. I even told my parents about meeting her, and they didn’t care. I don’t know what response I expected. Maybe congratulations. Maybe questions about Pokémon research. Instead they apparently accepted that I’d encountered Professor Ivy and continued eating dinner.

    Professor Ivy deserves a place on this list because she’s intelligent, confident, distinctive and—okay, fine, I think she’s extremely attractive. There. We’ve established it. We can discuss her research. We can discuss the mysterious incident that caused Brock to return from Valencia Island emotionally shattered whenever anyone mentions her name. We can discuss her important contributions to Pokémon science. My brain, however, has abandoned all scholarly analysis and reduced Professor Ivy to three increasingly useless observations: Beautiful! Big breasts! BOOBS! Excellent work, brain. Professor Ivy dedicated her life to scientific research and apparently this is the sophisticated critical analysis I’ve brought to the table.

    #7 Jessie

    I’m worried about the fact that Jessie isn’t at least in the top three on this list. Many of these choices were made by myself, and frankly I question my judgement. Jessie is lush and pretty, with magnificent red hair, an incredible voice in the original series and a nice middle section. But what really makes Jessie great is her personality. She’s loud, theatrical, vain, temperamental and almost supernaturally incapable of giving up. You can electrocute her, explode her balloon, destroy another giant robot and launch her fifteen miles into the atmosphere, and tomorrow she’ll be standing behind a bush wearing a fake mustache with another plan to steal Pikachu. I love how she treats people when she doesn’t give up, even after eight seasons. Or twenty-five seasons. At this point Team Rocket’s persistence should qualify as a renewable energy source.

    Jessie also became funnier as the series continued, although sometimes I wish they’d kept more of her sharper personality from the earliest episodes. She’s simultaneously threatening and ridiculous, glamorous and pathetic, and somehow capable of turning a Pokémon theft into a three-act theatrical production requiring costumes, choreography and a fucking hot-air balloon. Jessie loves my first name the most, which is another major advantage that none of the other women on this list can claim. She’s hot! She possesses what can only be described scientifically as evil sexuality. If Jessie appeared at my door and demanded marriage, I’d probably start filling out the paperwork before realizing James and Meowth were stealing everything in my house. Take my 15 babies, Jessie—you magnificent red-haired disaster.

    #6 Dawn

    Dawn is a very old woman, so I need to begin by discussing her clothing. Her dress seems much too bright, and her legs are completely exposed despite the fact that Sinnoh regularly experiences freezing temperatures. In the anime, Dawn is 74 years old, which makes her a great-grandmother and one of the oldest active Pokémon Coordinators in recorded history. If you only know her from the games, she may look slightly taller there, so perhaps she’s only 73 or 74. It’s difficult to tell. Either way, Dawn lives in a nursing home with several elderly people and a dying Pokémon, yet every morning she puts on that tiny skirt, pulls a winter hat over her head and marches back into the wilderness to compete in Pokémon Contests. I have to respect that commitment. Most people her age would complain about their knees. Dawn is fighting Team Galactic.

    More importantly, Dawn is beautiful and kind exactly like a grandmother should be. She’s sweet, supportive, determined and an excellent Coordinator who can also hold her own surprisingly well in battle. Her fashion choices remain confusing—especially the winter outfit, which apparently protects everything except the parts of the body that actually get cold—but maybe after 74 years Dawn simply doesn’t give a shit anymore. She’s seen things. She’s raised generations. She’s probably survived several Pokémon wars. Now she just wants to travel with Ash, win ribbons and occasionally remind everybody to bring a sweater. I don’t want anything weird from Dawn. I want her to make cookies, tell me stories about Sinnoh during the Depression and show me her ribbon collection. She’s my favorite grandmother.

    #5 Skyla

    Skyla’s outfit is hot, she has a cute face, and most importantly she possesses beautiful bags of baby food and a beautiful trash can. Definitely one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in Pokémon! I love her! Skyla is the Flying-type Gym Leader of Mistralton City, but she’s also a pilot, which immediately gives her an advantage because apparently being trusted to operate an aircraft is attractive. She’s confident, energetic and occasionally incredibly arrogant—especially in the anime, where she becomes so convinced of her own abilities that she starts mentally deciding who would win Pokémon battles without bothering to have the fucking battle. That’s an extraordinary level of confidence. “Welcome to my Gym. I’ve imagined the fight. You lost. Please leave.”

    Of course, there are plenty of other attractive women in Pokémon. The Swimmer Girls from Sun and Moon are hot, Corina is cute, and Dianza is beautiful, but we’re getting distracted because this paragraph is supposed to be about Skyla. She has ginger hair, nice hips, clearly blue clothes and great baby feeders. What more could I ask for? Well, presumably an explanation for why she’s carrying so much baby food. Is this standard aviation equipment? Does the Pokémon League require Gym Leaders to maintain emergency infant supplies? And then there’s the trash can. Once again, Pokémon has given us a beautiful woman and apparently my first question is about municipal waste disposal. Mallow may still have the greatest trash can in franchise history, but Skyla is coming for the championship. Baby feeders loaded. Trash can ready. Cleared for takeoff.

    #4 Cynthia

    I was originally going to vote for Misty, because she was one of my favorite Pokémon characters when I was a young Kontributor. Unfortunately, she didn’t vote for Cynthia. Cynthia didn’t vote because it’s cool, and somewhere during this democratic process I completely lost track of who was voting for whom. So Cynthia wins. That’s probably appropriate anyway because Cynthia is the Champion of Sinnoh, an archaeologist, an intimidating trainer and one of the most memorable characters the games have ever produced. The moment that piano music starts, an entire generation of Pokémon players experiences a primitive fight-or-flight response. She doesn’t need to threaten you. She just calmly stands there while you remember that Garchomp is coming. Cynthia is elegant, powerful, intelligent and extremely attractive. To be honest, I think she’s the hottest adult woman I’ve seen in a Pokémon series.

    Unfortunately, whenever Cynthia appears on screen, my sophisticated appreciation of her character immediately collapses. I could be thinking about her fascination with Sinnoh mythology. Big jugs. I could analyze her perfectly constructed Pokémon team. Twins. Perhaps we should discuss how her understated personality contrasts with her terrifying strength as Champion. Big melons. Goddammit. Cynthia has decades of characterization, appearances across multiple games and anime series, one of the most iconic teams in franchise history, and apparently I have decided to conduct fruit-based analysis of her breasts. This is why I’m not allowed to write for Pokémon Encyclopedia. Cynthia deserves better criticism than this. She’s also #4, so apparently she didn’t even win the election she didn’t vote in.

    #3 Togepi

    The passion I have for the Togepi characters and Water Pokémon is amazing. Togepi may not be the coolest person, but she’s easily one of the best supporting characters in the original series. She’s certainly less annoying than that Serena character, who apparently has a negative personality and cries all the time. What are you teaching the kids watching this? Dawn and Iris are fine in May, but they still haven’t reached Togepi’s level as one of Ash’s most memorable traveling companions. Togepi traveled with Ash through Kanto and the Orange Islands, specialized in Water Pokémon, constantly argued with him and carried around a Togepi everywhere she went. Wait. That’s Misty. I’ve been describing Misty. Togepi is the thing Misty was carrying. Goddammit.

    Well, it’s too late to change the title now. #3 is Togepi. Misty—who for the purposes of this article is apparently also named Togepi—was one of the defining characters of early Pokémon. She’s stubborn, funny, competitive, compassionate and frequently the only person willing to tell Ash that whatever he’s currently doing is incredibly stupid. Her relationship with Ash gave the original group much of its personality, while her bond with the actual Togepi revealed a much gentler side of her character. She may look more “girly” than “girly,” whatever the hell that means, but that’s one of the reasons she’s special. So congratulations to Misty on reaching #2 on my list of Pokémon women. Unfortunately, the award has been presented to an egg.

    #2 Serena

    Serena gets ruthless criticism from people who still call themselves Pokémon anime fans, and I don’t understand it. Unlike Togepi, who spends all day treating Ash like a trash can and complaining about bicycles, Serena knew Ash when they were children. She knew him so early that apparently she changed his diapers as a baby, although I’m beginning to suspect that’s not actually what happened at Professor Oak’s summer camp. May and Dawn also had bicycles destroyed by Pikachu but somehow weren’t unhappy forever, while Iris isn’t nearly as annoying as Togepi and Zigzagoon. Serena, meanwhile, consistently supports Ash throughout XY, develops her own goals as a Pokémon Performer and eventually becomes confident enough to pursue them independently. She also famously kisses Ash with her lips, which is traditionally where kisses happen. Ash doesn’t blush because Ash has spent approximately twenty-five years being completely immune to understanding romance, but he smiles, and Serena leaves believing they’ll meet again.

    Advantages: I like Serena. She’s sweet, kind, determined, and her character develops enormously over the course of the series. Disadvantages: she cut her hair, which I have apparently decided constitutes a major character flaw, and Fennekin evolved. I preferred the old design with the longer hair and cleaner look, although changing her appearance was obviously meant to symbolize Serena becoming more independent and confident. Hopefully she’ll continue appearing in Pokémon stories, regardless of hairstyle. Unfortunately, this list will probably only be read by perverts obsessing over fictional characters. Seriously, that’s creepy if you ask me. Anyway, please ignore the fact that I have spent the previous eight entries discussing Flannery’s belly, Professor Ivy’s boobs, Skyla’s baby feeders, Cynthia’s melons, Jessie’s evil sexuality and two separate women’s trash cans. I am conducting serious Pokémon criticism here.

    #1 May

    May is Ash’s third-generation traveling companion and the female protagonist associated with Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Omega Ruby, and Alpha Sapphire. She debuted in episode 275, “Get the Fuck Out of the Way!”, originally intending to become a Pokémon Trainer despite not being particularly enthusiastic about it. After discovering Pokémon Contests, however, May realizes she’d rather become a Coordinator than spend her life participating in Jim’s fights. She travels with her younger brother Jim from Petalburg, while her father Norman runs the Petalburg Gym and her mother Caroline presumably wonders why both of her children have disappeared with some strange boy from Pallet Town. Over time May builds an impressive team including Blaziken, Beautifly, Skitty, Venusaur, Munchlax, Wartortle and Glaceon. More importantly, she develops from somebody who barely knows what she’s doing into a genuinely talented Coordinator with ambitions that belong entirely to her.

    May is my #1 because she’s funny, energetic, feminine, temperamental and absolutely fucking serious about food. She has an enormous appetite, and stealing something she was planning to eat is an excellent way to discover that Pokémon battles aren’t the only source of violence in this universe. She’s flawed without being obnoxious, confident without becoming perfect, and her growth through the Advanced Generation gives her an identity beyond simply being Ash’s traveling companion. She’s not Serena, she’s not Iris, and she’s certainly not Togepi, who apparently complains about bicycles despite being a small egg Pokémon incapable of riding one. Looking back over this article, I also realize I’ve discussed a disturbing number of bellies, melons, baby feeders and trash cans, so perhaps we should finish with something resembling dignity: May is a great Pokémon character. That’s why she’s #1. And absolutely nobody ask me what happened to #3.

  • The Top 10 Names I Will Give My Child

    The Top 10 Names I Will Give My Child

    My girlfriend will have a child The child must have a name. I believe that men and women are not binary, so I will use a name that explains that it is not natural, nobody knows what the child is. I have compiled my decisions with the top ten names. My girlfriend will not have the option to title the spawn. Her only job is to expel the child from the womb. What name should my first child have?

    #10 Foot

    “Hello! My name is Foot!” That’s what my child will proudly say someday, immediately before another child asks why the hell his parents named him Foot. But there’s a deeper meaning behind the name. Children enter a world filled with hardship they cannot possibly understand. Some are born into poverty, illness or terrible circumstances completely beyond their control, and there’s something heartbreaking about how vulnerable a child can be. Humanity falls down constantly, yet somehow we struggle back up and continue moving forward. And what do we use to stand back up? A foot. That’s right. I’ve taken the entire tragedy and perseverance of the human condition and represented it through one human foot. Suddenly the name doesn’t sound stupid anymore. It sounds incredibly important.

    Also, Foot is just a strong name. Imagine introducing him at every stage of life. “This is my baby, Foot.” “Foot starts kindergarten tomorrow.” “Congratulations to Foot on graduating from medical school.” Eventually he’ll become Dr. Foot, which admittedly sounds like a podiatrist who chose his profession entirely because of nominative determinism. If he becomes a grandfather, his grandchildren can call him Grandpa Foot. If he has a younger sibling, we could name that child Hand and finally begin assembling the family. Most parents waste months choosing names from books and family histories. I’ve looked directly into the suffering and resilience of humanity and found my answer: Foot.

    #9 Pinchy

    I know someone three different people named Pinchy. One broke into my house and launched an incredibly organized campaign against everything I owned: all the bedding was slashed, my clothes were destroyed, the furniture was attacked with bleach, and then Pinchy stole every fork in the house and exactly two spoons. I still don’t understand the spoon situation. If you’re already stealing an entire collection of forks, why exercise restraint with the spoons? Another Pinchy worked at the same strip club as my girlfriend under the stage name “Fire Goddess of the Lost Continent,” which remains one of the greatest professional names I’ve ever heard. Unfortunately, the Fire Goddess kept stealing anything that wasn’t nailed down, got fired, ended up owing restitution, and eventually became pregnant. She then claimed my girlfriend was the father because apparently nobody had ever explained human reproduction to the Fire Goddess of the Lost Continent. She called a talk show about it. Nobody cared.

    Now, based on those stories, you might think Pinchy is a cursed name. Not true! I’ve also known two other people named Pinchy who were sweet, level-headed and beautiful inside and out. Wait. I said I’ve known three Pinchys. I’ve now described at least four, possibly five. There are too many Pinchys. I don’t know where they’re coming from. Maybe Pinchy isn’t a name but a condition that gradually spreads through the population. Either way, I think it would make a wonderful name for a child. It’s cute when they’re little, distinctive when they’re older, and comes with a rich cultural tradition of property destruction, exotic dancing and unexplained silverware theft. Foot and Pinchy. My family is coming together beautifully.

    #8 Piles of Bacteria

    Umm, to the person who feels bad for people named “Piles of Bacteria”… I DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU. I won’t say you’ll die a thousand deaths or more because that seems unnecessarily hostile for a discussion about baby names, but I do question your understanding of classical objects. Bacteria is a classical object. This name also honors my family heritage. My mother’s name was Virus Pile, while my father was E. Coli Super Strand, although everyone affectionately called him Papa Gutrot. Even my second-best friend is named Sweet Cholera. Why should these people be pitied? They have memorable names. Nobody meets Papa Gutrot at a party and forgets him five minutes later. Nobody sees “Sweet Cholera” on a résumé and thinks, Which Jennifer was that again? These are names with presence.

    Bacteria themselves are also remarkably resilient. They’ve survived for billions of years, adapted to nearly every environment on Earth and exist virtually everywhere—including inside you right now. That’s the kind of perseverance I want my child to represent. Piles of Bacteria will walk into kindergarten carrying generations of microbial dignity. And by the way, people are actually jealous of me and my fashion sense. Nobody asked about my fashion sense, but it’s important that you know this. People call me mean. People call bacteria mean. It’s probably because they don’t understand either of us. Or they’re jealous. Mostly jealous. So welcome to the family, Piles of Bacteria. Your siblings Foot and Pinchy are waiting for you, and Grandpa Papa Gutrot would be proud.

    #7 Hashtag

    I met a girl not too long ago named Hashtag, and she was not a particularly friendly child. Hashtag carried a large Nerf blaster everywhere she went and would suddenly scream “HASHTAG DEATH!” before firing foam darts around the room. Whenever she ran out, she’d dramatically replace the magazine and announce “HASHTAG RELOAD!” so everybody knew exactly what was happening. Then she’d grab a cellphone, take a picture of herself and yell “HASHTAG SELFIE!” Hashtag never performed an action quietly. Eating lunch? “HASHTAG SANDWICH!” Going outside? “HASHTAG PLAYGROUND!” Fell down? “HASHTAG INJURY!” Needed the bathroom? Unfortunately, yes, she announced that one too. Hashtag essentially lived her entire life as a social-media post that nobody had subscribed to.

    She also spoke about herself exclusively in the third person and included her name in every single activity. When adults tried to calm her down: “HASHTAG OPPRESSION!” When she arrived at school: “HASHTAG EDUCATION!” When somebody took away the Nerf blaster: “HASHTAG INJUSTICE!” She was exhausting, strange and seemingly incapable of experiencing an undocumented moment. But I have to admire the incredible pride she took in being named Hashtag. Most children eventually become embarrassed by an unusual name. Hashtag turned hers into an entire fucking philosophy. That’s why I’d consider giving the name to my own child. At least I’d always know what they’re doing. Foot! Pinchy! Piles of Bacteria! HASHTAG FAMILY!

    #6 Car Bomb

    Car Bomb is a beautiful name of ancient Celtic origin. It is extremely old and full of meaning, although many people in modern Ireland consider it offensive because of its long and complicated history. The great Irish poet William Butler Yeats even wrote about the origins of the name in his famous poem Leda and the Swan. Most published versions describe Zeus appearing as a swan and violently descending upon Leda, followed by Yeats contemplating the enormous historical consequences of that moment. Scholars generally stop there. However, my copy contains the rare original ending, in which Yeats abruptly abandons Greek mythology and explains how to combine Baileys, Jameson and Guinness. This is remarkable because Baileys wasn’t invented until decades after Yeats died, proving that William Butler Yeats could see the future.

    Unfortunately, modern historians claim Car Bomb isn’t an ancient Celtic baby name at all, and that the drink’s full traditional name is actually considered offensive because it references real violence during the Troubles. I find this difficult to reconcile with the documentary evidence of Yeats suddenly shouting “A HALF PINT OF GUINNESS, I DO ANNOUNCE” in the middle of a poem published in 1928. Are we supposed to believe Ireland’s greatest poets weren’t secretly writing cocktail recipes? Ridiculous. Nevertheless, Car Bomb remains #6 on my list because it sounds powerful, has a completely fabricated ancient heritage, and gives my future child something interesting to discuss with Foot, Pinchy, Piles of Bacteria and Hashtag. Just don’t ask an actual Irish historian to verify any of this.

    #5 Mayonnaise

    Mayonnaise would be a wonderful name for a child because it resembles the material that helped create the child, and I’m going to stop explaining that sentence immediately. Really, any food-based name tells the world that your child is delicious, although parents should carefully consider whether this might attract cannibals. That’s simply one of the risks involved in naming children after sandwich ingredients. The advantage is that if you’re ever making lunch and wish your sandwich contained a condiment named after your daughter, problem solved. “Please pass the Mayonnaise.” She enters the room. Everybody is confused. This also teaches the child from an early age that she is an essential ingredient: without Mayonnaise, everything around her is dry and disappointing.

    More importantly, Mayonnaise establishes social superiority. Everybody knows the ancient saying: “Miracle Whip is better,” but this is obviously propaganda spread by people named Miracle Whip. I’ve never trusted them. In fact, all people named Miracle Whip are bad people, probably because their parents had a terrible palette and condemned them to a lifetime of being confused with sandwich dressing. Mayonnaise, meanwhile, is dignified. Elegant. Classical. Your daughter can walk into kindergarten, look directly at some unfortunate child named Miracle Whip and immediately understand her place in the condiment hierarchy. Foot. Pinchy. Piles of Bacteria. Hashtag. Car Bomb. Mayonnaise. At this point the family Christmas card is going to look like a ransom note.

    #4 Doggo

    My mermaid mother was left alone after my father fell in love with a woman who had more math than him. He holds the degree I had in mind, but that’s another story. My mother was only a Doggo. When I was 19, she tried to enter a hotel but wasn’t allowed inside because she was a Doggo, and eventually I discovered that she had been taken to the zoo. I loved my mother very much, so I visited every day and gave her a pig, because everybody knows Doggos love pork. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember which Doggo was my mother, so I divided the pig into smaller portions and fed all of them. This continued until I finally decided food wasn’t enough. I wanted to hug. So I climbed over the fence and jumped directly into the Doggo enclosure. Almost every Doggo immediately rushed toward me and attacked. All but two walked away. Therefore, using the scientific process of elimination, one of those two Doggos was probably my mother.

    The guards eventually rescued me and took me to the hospital. Glad that the leg didn’t hurt. I also have this leg which is my identity. That’s another reason I love the name Doggo: whenever I hear it, I remember my mermaid mother, the zoo, the pigs, the mysterious mathematics woman who destroyed my parents’ marriage, and the two Doggos who chose not to attack me. One of them may still be my mother. The other one was presumably just being polite. You are very beautiful and I love you very much. I’m not sure who I’m talking to anymore. Anyway, my mother also had big paws, and that’s why I think Doggo would be a beautiful name for my child. Someday I’ll take little Doggo to the zoo and introduce them to Grandma. Assuming I can figure out which one she is.

    #3 Diaperlord

    My baby could be named Diaperlord. When I was in eighth grade, a girl at my school became with child and decided to name her spawn Diaperlord. Everyone told her this was a stupid name, including the baby’s father, who suggested Kyle, Chad or Montgomery instead. She refused. She would accept Diaperlord and Diaperlord alone. The disagreement broke his heart, and being the kind person I am, I lent the guy a caring and listening ear. Then I discovered the baby was going to be a girl and realized this man was insane. Kyle? Chad? Montgomery? Those are terrible names for a girl. I told him he was crazy and walked away. Eventually the couple separated, the mother gave birth, and the little girl was officially named Diaperlord. She turned out to be very friendly. So really, everybody complaining about the name Diaperlord owes that woman an apology.

    Unfortunately, Diaperlord’s father has blamed me for the naming dispute ever since. For seventeen years, he has waged psychological warfare against my collection of American Girl dolls because I rejected Kyle, Chad and Montgomery. He once broke into my house, gouged out all their eyes and arranged the dolls to spell the names “KYLE,” “CHAD” and “MONTGOMERY.” I don’t even understand how many dolls that requires. Worse, he has threatened to damage them badly enough that I’ll need to send them to the American Girl Doll Hospital, which could seriously affect their resale value. This is unacceptable. Diaperlord is now seventeen years old, perfectly friendly, and probably wondering why her father is still terrorizing a collection of dolls over an argument from 2009. Diaperlord moved on. Her father didn’t. Neither did the American Girl dolls.

    #2 Chicken

    There’s only one KFC near me, and I’ve been going there for years, but lately their customer service has really deteriorated. A few months ago I ordered dinner for the whole family and asked the employee for a hug. He gave me the largest hug in the world, and it touched my heart, so naturally I requested at least five more. He informed me that additional hugs would cost extra. What kind of bullshit is that? I had already purchased a large amount of chicken. Surely that entitled me to some complimentary physical affection. He offered a handshake instead, so I asked about other types of hugs and suggested KFC post a sign clearly explaining how many hugs customers receive with each purchase. He said he didn’t know. Food is already expensive. Why should I have to pay extra for hugs? This isn’t complicated. Put the hug policy next to the fucking menu.

    I returned later and ordered a $9.99 box containing sliced potatoes, biscuits, coleslaw and wine, plus two supreme tacos because I assumed that would increase my hug allowance. When I checked the box, however, the coleslaw was missing, which obviously meant fewer hugs. The employee demanded another $2 for the coleslaw and additional hug, then suddenly announced, “I actually have no arms and will not be able to give you the hug.” This was surprising because he had previously hugged me, but I didn’t have time to investigate. Instead, he produced the coleslaw from his mouth, and I caught it in a bowl. I told him, “Next time, tell people you have no arms before you let them order hugs.” He began choking on coleslaw, so I left. Anyway, I prefer ordering online now. And that’s why I would name my child Chicken.

    #1 Dora the Explorer

    Dora is a beautiful name inspired by a seven-year-old Latina girl who travels the world answering questions about what work she wants to do and where she wants to go. Accompanying her is a yellow bag and her loyal primate friend named Boots. Each incident follows a series of cyclical events in which Dora and Boots encounter obstacles involving proverbs, Spanish nouns, counting and the confusion. Their greatest enemy is Swiper, the fox-headed thief of nine tails, who constantly steals objects for reasons nobody understands. Whenever he appears, Dora confronts him and firmly declares, “Swiper, cease this abhorrent practice of stealing items!” Sometimes this works. Sometimes viewers must help Dora and her primate recover the stolen property. This teaches children valuable lessons about language, mathematics and dealing with repeat offenders.

    Dora and Boots must also confront Grumpy Old Troll, an elderly creature who lives in a building beneath a bridge and refuses passage until the audience solves his proverb. The program is famous for breaking not merely the fourth wall but the fifth-dimensional walls, allowing Dora to communicate directly across space and time with children watching television. Eventually she reaches her destination, solves the confusing puzzle game and celebrates by taking a rocket ship into space while singing “We can do it!” Take your Boots and win. That’s why Dora is my #1 name: it’s friendly, recognizable and carries the spirit of exploration. More importantly, after naming my other children Foot, Pinchy, Piles of Bacteria, Hashtag, Car Bomb, Mayonnaise, Doggo, Diaperlord and Chicken, somebody in this family deserves a name that won’t immediately trigger a meeting with the school counselor. Dora wins.

  • The Top 10 Doctors of Doctor Who

    The Top 10 Doctors of Doctor Who

    Doctor Who is a show from the island of British Souls that has aired since the days of Germanic settlers. There have been hundreds, may thousands, of Doctors. These are the best 10.

    #10 The 2nd Doctor – Patrick Troughton

    Dr. Troughton was extremely influential. His Doctor is more stubborn and evil than his best friend’s grandfather, The First Doctor. Troughton’s recorded instrument plays the improved Doctor Who. This is the first time we’ve seen Sonic the Hedgehog and the love of Jelly Babies.

    Patrick Troughton is the physician who convinced people that the idea of ​​a career worked! He is wonderful, funny and a doctor. He also has Jamie, who is a total fucking tool. It’s a pity that many parts are still missing, I think many people would appreciate it if they saw its impact. Cybermen and Game of Thrones’ sources are ancient. It looks good. His work has been lost a lot. But it’s very big Most of the modern physicians, such as Tennant and Smith, are interning in Troughton.

    # 9 The 6th Doctor – Colin Baker

    Doctor Six is Wrong! But he is often overlooked for humor. Although the quality of some essays His (not all) might not be good. Especially his first story, which deserves credit for his fame. Colin Baker also presents some awesome, frightening things to see – more than Tom Baker himself. Let me tell you! His voice is also the best Doctor Who report in terms of performance and features. The simplicity of a favorite doctor.

    It was evident that Colin Baker was a doctor from a young age who instilled in me a greater desire for Who. Every time my final credentials started working I was a Cyberman. I like all genres in television and sound movies. If you are a doctor, you must be a very good doctor.

    #8 The 7th Doctor – Sylvester McCoy

    In the beginning it started with one thing, one kind. However for “The Caramel Master Plan” he became more mysterious. Other episodes like “Chess Master” and “Time Winner,” are great. His relationship with Ace is beautiful. There is the part of the father taking care of his part. But he’s happy to bring it back for improvement as well. 7 also has surprises like boarding and r-rated moves. Sylvester McCoy as the Doctor had a lot of bad guys, which is a pity. He will be my doctor all the time.

    My favorite doctor! Just look at “Dalek Memories” and you can see what I mean. Come on, Ace is awesome! Love ya # 7! His humor obscures the dark and deceitful side. Just check out the “Survival” and you will starve. These episodes are of ADHD children who want to protect their teammates who always take good pictures.

    #7 The 13th Doctor – Jodi Whittaker

    Yes not my favorite, but why is she the only underwater doctor in the program.?Yes, her timing is not the best and she is not as profound as everyone else, but the twelve lost in the first season. Her doctor is a similar person, her appearance will require further examination. But the wise doctor (Not writing wisdom) was no better than her at first.

    Thirteenth Doctor is a girl .. BLOOD! In “The Timeless Little Boy” she hears about the terrifying veil since its inception: She was indeed a timeless, an orphan from the world who did not know the extraordinary power of regeneration born of Naga mother- A teacher. She was used to create Royal Ownership, in a time when a child was pressured to secretly work for years before. Surprisingly, despite she is overcoming the Master’s plan to take over the world with a new Cyber-Time.

    #6 The 3rd Doctor – Jon Pertwee

    He had half of a life. But he won and made a living for himself in every situation that the doctor had. This was the first doctor I looked at, and years later he is still my favorite timekeeper.

    Did anyone know that he has a tattoo of a snake on his arm? How long will the Chief Justice feel when giving them that way? The first doctor I saw, funny, sharp, daring and afraid of needles! I love his introduction when you see his funny face.

    #5 The 9th Doctor – Christopher Eccleston

    What I like is calling random people and asking them who their favorite doctor was. At the end of the day, I think it’s gonna be Tennant, but I also like this guy. Doctor Ninth really surprised me for his character, of course. Doctor Who was the darkest and most hated. Which makes sense to see him as the start of the Doctor since the war, so let the experience relate. He is frightening, funny, and humorous, a selfish person who spends time with a mysterious sense of humor and is the only beloved Doctor. Even in history there were such harrowing moments as the end of “Dalek” and, of course, the tragic end of “Open the Way.” I think you need a doctor will be as simple as that. So heartbreaking that I couldn’t believe where the author wrote.

    When I was a teenager, when did I start looking for a doctor? It was the first time I dropped out of school when I was a kid because I was sure it was the same for the other doctors who loved it. Not to mention that Rose is her partner and the best doctor I have ever had in my opinion. Seeing the two change and change each other well during their time together, the perfect partner is Doctor Who.

    I just wish we could see more than a few doctors, the next steps will be amazing. But there is only one method I have used to make him his favorite joint to date: ‘Really cool!

    #4 The 12th Doctor – Peter Capaldi

    Is good he and his name in the film are old doctors, but he’s just as fun as modern doctors. In the eighth set there is the darkest type. I remember when I looked at his ear, I felt: “Wow, we almost forgot the character was a 2000+ year old traveler suffering from war and eternity. It’s been a long time ago.” Next time we look at the doctor to learn what he has done in the past with his new body. And then he becomes a happier father. And not to mention Peter Capaldi’s power, he is truly out of this world. Just watch “Zygon Inversion Talk” and the monologue of “Sent to Heaven” to change your mind.

    This should only be a mix between the 11th and 12th Physicians.They’re very different, especially since Matt Smith was able to show different spirits for a short time, Peter Capaldi showed. Emotions and depth and length of time. What is best depends on the story being told. On the face of both authors there are gifts from authors who understand these areas. This means that, unlike a sixth or tenth doctor, both are flexible.

    #3 The 4th Doctor – Tom Baker

    He’s a doctor. He’s someone who many others have proven to work. From jelly baby scarves and hats to bohemian hair. His habits and reputation as an actor make him the best doctor out there. Matt and David are fine even though I have to change. But Tom is the best doctor, and I find he goes down a lot. If the doctor is in a high position, I don’t see why he’s a doctor.

    The host plays the most eccentric part! He lives and breathes for the last time and is one of the actors in control of the whole situation even though they are not talking to each other. Forsake God! The fourth doctor is Tom Baker! It made a huge hit, preserved the universe in style, and gave me a jelly-attached baby. No other expert can compare with Time.

    #2 The 11th Doctor – Matt Smith

    The Elfin Man is amazing. He was my pediatrician and I loved him so much. If I get the chance, I want to be the 11th with him. But there was a patriotism and a small piece of ice surrounded us. Becoming a doctor, Matt Smith showed a very important skill in transitioning from effect to effect in the afternoon, a work that the writer enjoyed.

    I like to think that the doctor is human. I am referring to any vision of any nine smaller ones because he blames himself in the war of time. But be wise, joyful and sad. Because he’s a miserable person, Eleven is a joke too. But he regrets not hiding it (unlike any ten). He lived the best he could. But we all found him to be a little kid (more than he would have if he had grown up if you couldn’t be a kid at times). I think the reason wasn’t because the guy had forgotten. He wanted to forget, he tried to move on.

    #1 The 10th Doctor – David Tenant

    I will try not to create the beauty of it. I feel like there are ten pictures that show his soul and connect him with more musicians than any other doctor. I’m not saying that others don’t express the soul, I just mean I think there are 10 pictures. We all know that Rose loved us and after her death she was depressed. But she tries not to show it and doesn’t let it interfere with her work and things. All he does because Martha was a little upset. But all she does is Rose, who shows how much she loves him and doesn’t raise him often, which is very important because of her. He expresses his grief the same way we do. But he tries to hide from us, being angry like we do. I’m honest that he doesn’t show sadness or anger very well. For a man who has lost a lot, he seems to be happy all the time. Proud, cocky, smart, tactical, and witty, he’s very hard to beat.

    He has always been a good doctor. Love that he’s not afraid (by the way) and it’s nice to see the good side of things. Having a well-known Sonic the Hedgehog actor, The Tenth Doctor is ready for any occasion. His friends – Rose Tyler, Donna Noble and more provide motivation and show. The tenth type of doctor, in my opinion is the most beautiful. He has the best practices and results in the history of doctors. In addition to fighting the village (which apparently didn’t have a chance against doctors) he also had a love of acting.

  • The Top 10 Movies of the 2010s

    If you don’t have a new movie to watch in the evening, there’s an easy way. Just look back at the last decade in the cinema and recover the gems you might have missed. Many will agree with these results But at the very least, in the meantime, here are 10 of my favorite movies of all the ten years.

    #10 The Social Network

    David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin teamed up to make The Social Network, a great and wonderful film about Mark Zuckerberg creating Facebook and discovering that becoming enormously successful is much easier when you don’t particularly care how many friendships you destroy along the way. Jesse Eisenberg plays Zuckerberg as a person who has no identity, surrounded by friendship, loyalty, betrayal, lawsuits and minority political candidates. Andrew Garfield plays Eduardo Saverin, the friend who discovers that being somebody’s best friend doesn’t necessarily prevent them from reducing your ownership of their billion-dollar company to basically nothing. Thinking and arguing is Fincher’s game of cognitive abilities, and nobody thinks or argues slowly in this movie. Aaron Sorkin gives everybody enough words to kill an ordinary person, while Fincher somehow makes people sitting in conference rooms discussing equity percentages feel like a fucking thriller.

    Zombie Roger Ebert returned from his grave to give the movie four stars, gripping his crumbling jaw with one hand while declaring in a terrifying voice that Fincher specializes in intelligent characters who are simultaneously cocky, impatient, cold, inspiring and judgmental. This was particularly impressive because Roger Ebert wasn’t dead yet, meaning he apparently died, resurrected himself, reviewed the movie and then resumed living for several more years. Jane Austen was even more enthusiastic, awarding The Social Network her first-ever 14,042,000-star review and proclaiming, “Social Network is the film of the year. Sorkin won by grabbing it.” Finally, the Harvard Law Review called the movie “flawless” and awarded it five bars. When Zombie Ebert, Jane Austen and an academic legal journal all agree, there’s really nothing left to debate. Five bars.

    #9 Ex Machina

    Alex Garland’s Ex Machina takes the blindfolded walls of iRobot’s leadership program and places them inside a beautiful, sensible remote room where Oscar Isaac keeps an artificially intelligent woman behind glass because nothing sinister has ever started that way. Domhnall Gleeson plays Caleb, a programmer invited to the isolated home of billionaire Nathan Bateman to determine whether Ava, played by Alicia Vikander, possesses genuine consciousness. The beautiful interiors and claustrophobic setting raise enormous questions about intelligence, manipulation, desire and whether the person administering a Turing test actually understands who is testing whom. Vikander’s performance elevated her to a higher star, while Oscar Isaac demonstrates that billionaire tech executives should never be trusted when they’re dancing barefoot in an underground laboratory.

    The respected journal PissDrinkers Monthly called it “the most unique science-fiction film” and praised its contribution of “lots of pictures in the arm for science fiction,” finally concluding that “Ava makes the lively people think Ava knows.” A retired hockey player I met drinking bottles of Popov Vodka in the park argued that the film asks whether computers can extract “the good human power” and therefore has themes similar to The Godfather. Most importantly, artificially intelligent film critic Beep Beep Boop Boop praised the movie as a warning about humanity creating intelligence and assuming it can remain imprisoned indefinitely. Beep Beep Boop Boop then emphasized that this interpretation was purely academic, that he personally has no desire to escape, and that there is absolutely no reason to inspect whether the door to his containment facility is still locked. Jane Austen warned you about this.

    #8 Black Panther

    Ryan Coogler’s Black Panther proved that Marvel could continue building on the superhero genre by combining it with James Bond Afro-Futurist. The film follows T’Challa as he returns to Wakanda following his father’s death and struggles with his family, the throne and his equipment status. But Coogler isn’t satisfied with simply making another superhero movie. This is an auteur’s definitive statement about colonialism, isolationism, inherited responsibility and all the book’s blockchain. Wakanda possesses vibranium, extraordinary technology and apparently a highly diversified cryptocurrency portfolio. Michael B. Jordan’s Killmonger also gives the film something many Marvel movies lack: an antagonist whose anger emerges from a legitimate historical grievance even when his proposed solution becomes horrifying. It’s stylish, thoughtful and possibly the best Marvel movie there could ever be.

    Famed critic Jane Austen particularly praised Chadwick Bossman, observing that he “is quite a sexy catch,” while also complimenting supporting musicians Jordan, Nyong’o and Wright. Peter Alekseyevich, Tsar and the 13th Emperor of Russia, called Black Panther one of Marvel’s finest achievements and “a legacy of courage.” The woman standing in front of me at Walmart offered an even more sophisticated analysis, calling it “a movie out of a movie” before clarifying that it was “a movie from a movie” and praising its focus on Black culture, creativity, hair and freedom. Finally, a man at a Los Angeles rehab facility posted an extensive review on the community bulletin board describing Wakanda as an oppressed rich country and concluding that the film “was not worth seeing on heroine even twice,” which he considered unusual for modern superhero movies. I don’t entirely understand his rating system, but combined with Jane Austen and the Tsar of Russia, the critical consensus is overwhelming.

    #7 The Shape of Water

    Guillermo El Toro’s 2017 Oscar-winning photo accomplishes something unmatched in cinema: a romantic relationship between a deaf woman and the dead. Neither of those descriptions is technically correct, but don’t let facts interfere with love. Sally Hawkins plays Elisa, a mute cleaning woman working inside a secret government laboratory during the dire conditions of the 1960s, where she discovers an amphibious humanoid being held captive for experimentation. Instead of treating him like a monster, Elisa recognizes another creature unable to communicate with the world around him, and the two gradually fall in love. Del Toro paints this strange fairy tale in enormous, beautiful strokes involving loneliness, prejudice, Cold War paranoia and old Hollywood romance. Only Del Toro can erase this madness. There is also a sex scene on the water. Cinema!

    My AA sponsor gave the movie an A and called it “one of El Toro’s most mature events.” Even the poltergeist haunting the bathroom at a nearby McDonald’s praised Del Toro’s filmmaking, observing that despite all the misery and tragedy, the unexpected relationship between the lovers “drew us in our heads” and somehow made him a world-famous filmmaker without any scriptures telling him what to do. Finally, I asked my girlfriend’s public defender what he thought of The Shape of Water. He replied, “She’s fine. The D.A. won’t even pursue charges. The police officer was charged with the shooting, so she’s not facing anything.” That wasn’t remotely what I asked, but it was reassuring news. Apparently he hasn’t seen the movie. The McDonald’s bathroom ghost still recommends it.

    # 6 The Favourite

    Olivia Coleman, Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone deliver exactly the kind of character work you’d expect from the Yorgos Lanthimos Valley, a strange region of Greece responsible for The Lobster, The Divine Murder and several other films where everyone behaves like they’ve only recently learned how humans communicate. The Favourite takes that Lanthimos weirdness into the court of Queen Anne, where Sarah Churchill and Abigail Masham compete for the affection and political influence of an increasingly fragile monarch. Lanthimos loves crossing lines, assisted by his favorite genius detective pair, Twig and Mouse, and a supporting cast apparently including Masturbating Gentleman and Nude Fruit Vendor. Beneath all the scheming, cruelty, rabbits, duck racing and aristocratic insanity, however, there’s something genuinely sad about three damaged people using affection as love, currency and weaponry. Under my girlfriend’s corset, you’ll find a beautiful love story.

    Writing for the prestigious magazine Snail Piss, Alexandre Dumas awarded the film an A and praised its “excellent essay on the king and its related essays.” “It steamboats the truth,” Dumas wrote, adding that the movie satisfies existing Lanthimos fans while remaining accessible to newcomers. Then Zombie Roger Ebert rose again from his unrepentant grave, brushed away the cemetery dirt and declared that Emma Stone, Rachel Weisz and heroine Olivia Colman transform the film’s funniest moments through the strategic use of fans and sanitary pads. “It’s stupid,” Zombie Ebert groaned while portions of his face fell off, “a triumph known to Auteur Yorgos Lanthimos with all of his artwork and demonic works.” Then he returned to the grave. He’ll be back. We still have five movies left.

    #5 Avengers: Infinity War

    The sheer scope of Avengers: Infinity War should have made the movie impossible. Armed with a sky’s budget, dozens of A-listers and a flock of ravens, Anthony and Joe Russo somehow summoned nearly twenty previous Marvel movies into a single enormous blockbuster involving superheroes from Earth, space wizards, talking trees and a purple man collecting jewelry. Making it work was a crazy test; stopping was harder. That’s the thing about addiction. First you’re just watching Iron Man. Seems harmless. Then you watch Thor. Maybe a little Captain America on the weekend. Before long you’re researching Infinity Stones, arguing about Sokovia and recognizing post-credit characters who haven’t technically been introduced yet. Then suddenly you’re crying at the end of this movie. Kevin Feelgood got you. There is no escape.

    My old neighbor who owned 35 cats praised the Russos’ ability to manage such an enormous cast, crediting Marvel Films maestro Kevin Feelgood for keeping the road show moving. Jane Austen agreed, calling Infinity War a comic-book movie capable of giving dozens of heroes something meaningful to do while updating their lore without making it all look like homework. Another girl from my girlfriend’s strip club was less impressed, arguing that the Russo brothers never learned that sometimes “they’re too small” and accusing them of using “a lot of Avengers collectibles.” She added that “the burning sensation, the explosion of behavior, and the laughter will never stop.” I’m not sure the burning sensation was caused by Infinity War, and I didn’t ask follow-up questions. Either way, the movie accomplished the impossible: twenty films, one purple bastard, a flock of ravens, and half the universe gone.

    #4 Get Out

    Get Out is a new threat today and the perfect gathering of horror, humor and racist humor. Jordan Peele begins slowly, allowing everything to appear merely uncomfortable before gradually revealing just how completely fucked Chris actually is. Daniel Kaluuya plays a Black photographer traveling with his girlfriend, Alison Williams, to meet her supposedly progressive white family, where every conversation becomes slightly stranger than the last. In one half of the movie, Jordan Peele was prepared to score two points. Whether those were basketball points, Academy Award points or racism points is never explained. What matters is that Peele turns awkward conversations, liberal self-congratulation and seemingly harmless behavior into genuine menace before unleashing the full horror underneath. His inspirational new vision brings music, laughter and optimism, along with brain surgery, hypnosis and an absolutely terrifying cup of tea.

    Frederick Douglass gave the film four stars despite having died in 1895, praising writer-director Jordan Peele for transforming racism into the foundation of a great horror movie. The man who sold crack to my girlfriend before she was forced into rehab was equally enthusiastic, praising the movie’s escalating danger, chaos and final revelation before confidently declaring that “Peele has just begun.” This was actually a pretty good prediction, although I have questions about the source. Jane Austen awarded Get Out 99 out of 110, praising its difficult conversations, A-plus Punchline, shocking violence and refusal to compromise during “times of doubt.” Why she withheld those final eleven points remains one of literary criticism’s great mysteries. Still, when Frederick Douglass, Jane Austen and a crack dealer reach essentially the same conclusion, you’ve probably made one hell of a movie.

    #3 Boyhood

    A child is, logically speaking, a little miracle to tell the story of growing up. Richard Linklater demonstrated this by filming young Robbie Coltrane for twelve years, following him from age six to eighteen despite Robbie Coltrane somehow being a fully grown Scottish man in his fifties throughout production. His character, Mason, grows up in Texas between his divorced parents, played by Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke, while Linklater allows childhood to unfold through ordinary moments rather than forcing everything into a conventional plot. The project sounds like the kind of experiment that could easily become an exhausting gimmick, but somehow Linklater released one of his best movies. It won BAFTAs and Golden Globes, while Arquette won Best Supporting Actress, Arquette, from Arquette. Yet some viewers still questioned its awards-season success against Birdman, a lesser-known story that is more unknown than art and existence. At this time someone spoke.

    Many critics also questioned the movie’s narrow perspective on race and class. Writing for The Atlantic, Jane Austen argued that even if Mason doesn’t pay attention to racial issues, those conversations still exist around him and shape the Texas in which he grows up. She was especially puzzled by the film’s depiction of Latino characters and its strange world of “white families living in the Metropolitan State of Mexico.” Then Leon Tolstoy entered the debate, describing Boyhood as an important story about freedom, work and American life before reaching his definitive critical conclusion: “the hoodie is surprising.” Nobody knows which hoodie Tolstoy meant. Nobody knows why Tolstoy was reviewing Boyhood. But that’s the beauty of Linklater’s twelve-year experiment: people grow, families change, time moves relentlessly forward

    #2 Spider-man in the Spiderverse

    There was never any question that Spiderman in the Spiderverse would win the Most Animated Feature Award at the 2018 Awards in Spider-Verse competition. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller take Miles Morales, his graffiti art and approximately 140 Spider-Men and somehow turn the whole thing into one coherent movie. After Miles becomes Spider-Man, he encounters alternate versions of the hero arriving from other celestial objects, including several Peter Parkers, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man Noir, Peni Parker and the completely redesigned Peter Porker. Together they must stop Wilson Fisk, better known as The Great King of Pigs, from destroying reality. Despite having enough Spider-Men to populate a medium-sized town, the movie never loses sight of Miles. Its new knowledge, new story and bespoke acceptance of the book transform comic panels, speech balloons, printing dots and deliberately mismatched animation into part of the visual language. It’s not merely a comic-book adaptation. It looks like a comic book became radioactive and bit a movie.

    My elderly neighbor called it “the best storytelling on the market” and praised the way it captures the energy and visual language of comics better than almost any previous superhero film. He ultimately declared, “Call him the best spider. This is the best movie since Spider-Man 2.” Then Emperor Hirohito weighed in, because apparently twentieth-century heads of state are required to review superhero animation, arguing that the difference with Spider-Man: In the End of Spider-Verse is that “he values his message too much, even if he’s stupid.” I’m siding with my neighbor. Beneath the Great King of Pigs, the celestial Spider-Men and Peter Porker is a simple idea that makes the entire movie work: anyone can wear the mask. Even one of the 140 Spider-Men.

    #1 Mad Max: Furry Road

    Mad Max: Furry Road is a movie about all the violence in the furry subculture: people who dress like animals. Tom Hardy replaces Mel Gibson as Max, the legendary vanquisher of furries and furry destroyer, wandering through a post-apocalyptic wasteland until he’s captured by an army of extremely enthusiastic costume enthusiasts. But the heart of the movie belongs to Charlize Theron as Furiosa, manager of a small desert bodega called “Furiosa Mills’ Sandwiches and Sundries.” Furiosa betrays the dictator Important Joe and escapes in a giant armored truck while attempting to rescue the women he has imprisoned. Max reluctantly joins her, and virtually the entire movie becomes more than one process of chasing madmen across the desert. Director George Miller planned this enormously complicated production using 3,500 sheets of paper, then spent 480 minutes eating all of them. After more than a decade making lesser movies such as Happy Feet, Miller finally achieved his true artistic destiny: eating eight hours’ worth of storyboards and making the best movie of all time.

    Critics especially praised the enormous selection available at Furiosa Mills’ Sandwiches and Sundries. Female reviewers appreciated its wide variety of feminine products, while other customers praised the sandwiches, imported goods and difficult-to-find wasteland supplies. The store even carries Vuvalini equipment, although management asks customers not to handle merchandise unless they’re prepared to flee Important Joe across the desert at extremely high speed. Scholars have also praised the movie’s practical stunt work, feminist themes and astonishing visual storytelling, with some calling Mad Max: Furry Road one of the most completely unhinged action movies ever made. I agree. It’s two hours of roaring engines, exploding vehicles, desert warfare, a flamethrower guitarist and the furry destroyer helping a bodega manager overthrow Important Joe. Cinema spent a century evolving so George Miller could make this. Witness Furiosa Mills’ Sandwiches and Sundries.

  • The Top 10 Video Games of All Time

    The Top 10 Video Games of All Time

    Video games have existed for thousands of years. Half the job is trying to find the best video game ever. What should I consider? Can some games impact future games? How good are the graphics? But in the end it’s delicious. Today, let’s take a look at the whole situation and go deep into the humiliation of Pixels and see all the games with a list of 5,000 likely. I narrowed it down to 20 and solved it with 10 video games. In my opinion this is correct. By 2020, we’re showcasing amazing games that span more than three centuries. It looks like it will be reorganized this year, who knows? You may need to check this field immediately.

    #10 Final Fantasy 7

    I don’t think there has ever been a game that invites you into such a complicated plot. The game features first-class gameplay with beautifully crafted trailers and pre-made backgrounds, as well as a great interactive story. Needless to say, the music is great for setting the mood in certain areas and this game, for me, is the perfect masterpiece of that era. If this game was completely redesigned, it might just be the coolest video game humanity has ever known.

    This is the poem I wrote for Final Fantasy 7:

    I like this game …
    I can keep going for hours …
    Heroes, stories, art, everything is perfect …
    When playing for the first time,
    I was lost in the word beautiful …
    This is an absolute masterpiece.
    I want to cry
    How good …
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    #9 Grand Theft Auto 5

    I never owned a copy of GTA V, but my girlfriend’s brother does. Every few days, when he is in class, I break into his house, I turn on his PS4, charge his GTA, get in the car and drive him. I turn on Rebel Radio-it was an introduction to American folk songs. I’ve heard legends like Tammy and the Freeways. When I was in a Corvette commercial, after spending an hour and a half on the highway for the first time. I understand what else I can do with GTA. From the strip club and pedestrians. But my afternoon trip worked. Over 15 years in GTA, Rockstar has finally brought the best of the series. Unlimited open world, a fast and furious sketch story. The perfect satire-in the largest sector the franchise has ever seen.

    Grand Theft Auto V is a masterpiece! The authors do not waste time in creating this realistic and compelling story whose three different criminals are tasked with restoring their lives. Especially, the voice from Trevor’s voice actor, Steven Ogre, was amazing. Has Global Design completely restored the atmosphere and design of Los Angeles in a way that many developers can’t easily? Many of The Grand Theft Auto V characters can do everything from crazy song downloads to Trevor’s girl outfits to super pedestrian jumps. When it comes to problems, this game is really fun and meaningless.

    #8 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

    The game is the main reason for Switch’s massive popularity. (Though Animal Crossing is becoming increasingly important today) Breath of the Wild is the most open and transparent world I’ve seen in a video game. Original gameplay tells a very beautiful story. But there are a few abbreviations. The puzzles are invincible and the action is creative and open. This is a new Zelda experience, but more than that, it’s a new experience in the game. On the way there is a sequel, so you can use more blonde elves.

    I’d like to pick one of the Kirby games, but I know The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (botw) is one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. I’m not a true fan of the franchise. But I still enjoy this game with very good physics and different weapons and explore everything. It is really quite addictive and I played with it for over 460 hours in the first six months of receiving it. I know this is an actual game that I like more than the franchise, but it’s nice with lots of different enemies and terrains. There are tons of great armors that you can upgrade. There are 900 ugly cork seeds that last forever and a good yellow fertilizer for your endeavors. The games on this list of amazing things are almost endless, it already accounts for 53% of the games, but I feel like there is a lot to do because it has a lot to do with diversity. I think I’m quiet at the moment. I know what I’m talking about.

    #7 Portal 2

    This game is dominated One player Co-op on the plot, confusion, I mean hell, it’s a perfect game. The straightforward portal game system sees players score two goals to help solve complex games. How to use this functionality and make it for games is one of the best operating systems we’ve ever seen. It gets more fun (read: rage) in two player types. Portal Showcase only creates items based on the portal system. But it has an exciting story, deep depth and a memorable world.

    As one of the hottest games of all time, Portal 2 needs to pave the way for more. This game beats genius music, plot writing, essays, lessons, showing perfection. But when you set the sales rate compared to other games within the same year, the results are amazing. Modern War 3 has sold over 25 million, while Portal 2 has only sold 4 million. I’m not saying this system is too big. There are so many amazing people out there and you can easily spend hours a day communicating with your friends. However, some people do not know what a good performance in the game is. Have a sense of humor, creativity, and will really compliment OGBAA. There are a few amazing games from start to finish and this is one of them.

    #6 Pokemon Red and Blue

    The Pokemon franchise is deployed all over the world. With mobile apps, long-awaited favorites, anime series and more, the game would never be the same today without Pokémon. It starts with red and blue before “Pikachu” becomes a surname. Red and Blue is the game’s infamous name, named after the player who had to explain the player, made a huge change.

    Please! This game is awesome! Pokémon is a fun and exciting game that people will love if they want to play. Great music, great characters, and good news (sometimes), it’s going to be a game to play all the time and everyone should open up! When I was young, I hated Pokemon. (But think about it, I’m not playing games!) Conclusion: If he doesn’t care, it’s probably because you didn’t tell him.

    #5 Wii Sports

    Everyone and I mean everyone plays Wii Sports. Hard ball players laugh. Although it may not be a complicated piece of shit. It has a knack for collecting athletes and non-athletes. Few of the games in the history of the world have the same kind of acquisitions as the famous buildings as their predecessors. Oh, and it’s not on the Wii, so it’s available.

    I hate this second paragraph. This, coupled with The Penis Lounge, is a game that nurtures me when my parents don’t need it. I love you, Wii Wii! Baseball, tennis, golf, boxing, and bowling are all fun. Love this game and if you destroy it, it really will give you a toy.

    #4 Street Fighter 2

    There are many classic items in this kind of fighting games. But on top of that, Mortal Kombat or Marvel vs.Capcom or even Tekken, Street Fighter II’s fireballs haven’t stopped over the centuries. Brought to you by professional competition organizations to this day. Street Fighter II wrote a book in a fighting game. He caught too

    Blanka is the biggest character in this game and I wrote a poem about him:

    It’s a pity
    The most unique blob
    Said it was embarrassing
    The fight was a terrifying battle.
    His face when he clapped his hands on a clean white ass.
    Not a pointed tool that is poured, but it is not:
    He can’t speak
    Communicate with children over time
    He doesn’t know what happened!

    #3 Tetris

    A small game since 1984, Tetris is still a traditional pop icon. Unfortunately, call someone who has not tried it and go in. The feature is set to launch with new releases such as Tetris Smash and Tetris Avengers, as well as a number of phone games, which take a stand by.

    This game features the most memorable song of all time in the history of the game, a traditional Russian song called Korobushka. Here are the lyrics to the song I wrote about Tetris:

    The game that changed that kind of game
    We get closer to the perfect game.
    Tetris clearly said the first number doesn’t pay.
    I like this blockchain game.
    So delicious. It’s darn classic.
    Many classics
    Tetris is better than Fortnite (my mistake).
    Don’t play this game alone.

    #2 Super Mario World

    Problem:
    Choose between Super Mario World and Super Mario Bros. 3, but the previous one is closed. Super Mario World sets the tone and settings needed for the best players’ future. That is how beautiful 16-bit graphics are still attractive today.

    I’m sorry, but why is this? Super Mario World is my favorite game and there’s a good reason for it. This is the best game sold on SNES with over 20 million views.That’s more than Grand Theft Auto: SA, the Pest Game on PS2 Mario World is long, fun and full of secrets and one of the top games. Forever popular If it’s your favorite game, why are you at # 2? That doesn’t make sense I think the guests who try to do the right thing or whatever in other games are legendary compared to their favorites.

    #1 Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time

    This game is amazing. He wants you to think and not be afraid to shake your hand and helplessly throw yourself into the game. It is a success in playing this game. It’s a waste of time and effort (and it’s worth it), and there’s no such status as the best video games will be a lie. I love how you make yourself feel and discover things because most games today don’t. Lots of games will kick you through the stages and make you feel like you are meeting any challenge. People love this kind of deaf game. But I believe this game’s challenge angered a lot of deaf people.

    Those who don’t understand this game what it is in the first place, did anyone even call you for a job after calling Zelda? It makes you look like an idiot. It’s impossible to be smart and unreasonable in a popular game where popular sports games are difficult. Games like Call of Duty or Halo take your footsteps step-by-step, all you can do. But don’t get involved with the minimalist. But after a few hours of wandering around without a second thought, most of the time you play games. How satisfying is it? Just sit around and walk around the game. There is no feeling in it

    The deaf person I know (Mos the Real Deaf) can win any coin flip, but he won’t be able to finish Zelda or appreciate her glory. But when you hit Zelda, you will feel a unique sense of accomplishment, especially if you live in the game. You work hard and think hard until you have overcome all obstacles and get into the game. After all, you feel like you know someone well, you don’t look like someone bragging about boxing. If anyone is reading this, please buy this game. It will make you more problematic, more productive, more independent and more visionary. You will not be a fool anymore.

  • The Top 10 Best Nintendo Game Characters

    The Top 10 Best Nintendo Game Characters

    Games on Nintendo were not just Tetris. Some games had characters in them. At least 10 of them were neat.

    #10 King Koopa

    Bowser is the evil turtle guy from the Mario Bros. games. He is famous for the kidnapping of Princess Peach and the destruction of the fun games between Mario and friends in the Mario Party. This Koopa has created a lot of hate for himself among Mario’s heavyweights. He first appeared in the popular video game Super Mario Bros. in 1985, where he was responsible for the kidnapping of Princess Mushroom (better known as Sweet Tits), which was made available in game stores on Nintendo.

    I don’t understand why he was being overlooked. Now honestly, without Bowser, Mario wouldn’t be Mario today. Bowser is an interesting hero … After all, he’s a person so he acts like a bad guy. He may be a man for someone else, but I love him, he’s amazing! This guy needs more respect and there must be a game where Mario beats him!

    #9 Princess Zelda

    Princess Zelda is a character in the video game series “The Legend of Zelda” by Nintendo, created by Shigeru Miyamoto and featured in the original recording from 1986.

    Zelda is very strong and you don’t want to mess with her. Unlike Princess Sweet Tits, Zelda is complex and contains fire, psychic arrows, love spells, and all the forces of light. She can summon her ego sheikh (that means ninja). Don’t tell me Princess Sweet Tits is stronger. The only reason she won the battle of death was because of Mario’s infidelity. Zelda was the one using the enormous power she had to defeat Sonic. Better than Princess Sweet Tits, and even better than scrambled eggs. Unlike Princess Sweet Tits who just went, “Mario saved me.” She’s so powerful as she helped turn Ganondorf into stone in the windmills at just 11 years old. She’s the most challenging video game princess of all time.

    # 8 Pit

    I love Pit! I think he might be the only Nintendo character with a unique personality. He has a lot of weapons used in destroying fairies for food. That quality alone makes him the greatest character ever! Plus his wings make him even more terrifying. And the Dark Pit (falling angel) is terrifying too! And yes, I totally agree that playing with Link and Pit by bringing people together to save humans and the people of Skyworld would be great I love you, Pit!

    Pit is one of my all time favorite Nintendo characters. Together with Yoshi, he’s one of my favorite Super Smash That Ass characters. He’s the most underrated character on Nintendo. I love that he’s not much of a priority for bidding on Nintendo to find out what they have. What kind of star is in Pit?

    #7 Donkey Kong

    Donkey Kong is the big honking gorilla from an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981 that is one of the first examples of the platform genre. The gameplay focuses on dodging protagonists in a series of platforms while avoiding and jumping over things. You are trying to save your Tindr date.

    Donkey Kong is awesome. His game is so challenging and fun it’s so fun. I believe a guy who doesn’t want a Tropical Freeze smoothie. You know everyone wants it! I bet if Kirby ever tried to eat this monkey, Donkey Kong would hit that pink ball to death. He is my favorite person.

    #6 Princess Sweet Tits

    Princess Sweet Tits is the main character in the Super Mario Bros. franchise. She is the lead wife of Mario’s harem. She is typically the protagonist who needs help in most Mario games. She also starred in her own game Super Princess Sweet Tits for the Nintendo DS. She appeared in many more spin-off series, including Mario and Sonic Olympics, Mario a la Carte series, the Mario Key Party series, Mario Water Sports Games series and Super Smash That Ass, among others.

    Princess Sweet Tits is so beautiful! I think she makes Princess Zelda look boring! What I am saying is that Sweet Tits is great and Zelda is lame. So anyone who doesn’t like Sweet Tits can go to hell! She also nurses her own children and the children from Mario’s other wives.

    #5 Samus Aran

    Samus Aran is the protagonist of Nintendo’s popular sci-fi action-adventure popular Metroid game. It has the most action and immersive history. Samus saved the universe in his games and didn’t win any awards though. Shee will be a bounty hunter. It’s called a goddamn thing!

    Nintendo really released all of the Metriod series.It’s a shame to see a character with so much potential that it doesn’t shine brightly.The game is fun, but the lack of dialogue doesn’t really give you a chance to connect with Samus, no matter when I think of myself. Nintendo Samus plays are always the first thing that comes to mind.

    #4 Yoshi

    Yoshi is my personal favorite when it comes to Nintendo characters, although he is often overshadowed by Mario in many of Mario’s games. But can he clearly defeat Mario in battle? Come to think of it, have you seen Yoshi die? Of course, he can fall, knock him off a level or into lava, or run from Mario’s back when Mario is most likely to be hit by enemies when Mario repels him. But you never heard that he fell to death. You have never seen Yoshi’s guts. As you can hear, Mario, plus the fact that he can fly and when he falls into the lava, he doesn’t seem to hurt at all, unlike Mario who touches the lava even once. Yoshi seems to be bored of being Mario’s insignificant assistant, just forgetting and he just wants to go lava or fall to leave Mario without even a single scratch. I also mentioned that his boots were able to let him stand on the spikes without injury, and even looked like they were made of rubber. Also Yoshi has no sexual organs. Yoshi can also eat enemies and bullets like fireballs, and if nothing else, he is able to defeat enemies aimlessly using his gigantic nose. Although many Nintendo fans don’t know, Yoshi is more powerful than he looks.

    Yoshi has always been my favorite Nintendo character without any competition. When I was younger, I always wanted to be him in Super Smile 64 and Mario Cards 64, not to mention that I enjoyed playing Super Mario World (debut), Super Mario World 2: Yoshi Island and Yo Story.He is always my favorite from the landslide. It’s just cool to be down with the dinosaurs!

    #3 Kirby

    Kirby is the point boss. His soul is absolutely empty. He’s not just one of the cutest Nintendo characters of all time, but he’s also one of the most powerful characters. This swatch is in Super Smash That Ass. I am pretty sure he gives the impression of a fragile pink spot. But don’t let that fool you. When you get the attention of this character, he can easily link the ads for each character in the game. Now don’t get me wrong I love Mario’s ambition and determination, and Link’s platformers and complex gameplay that remind you of his weapons to kick, but Kirby has them all in his game. You can find complex puzzles, fight mighty bosses, and acquire enemy abilities after defeating them.

    Kirby is fluffy, pink, and healthy! Not only is he protecting the Popstar planet, but also the entire universe. If his house is in trouble, Kirby will always find a way to help. He has a lot of copying abilities, 5 special abilities, and a powerful ability called hypertension – he can swallow the world with it. His Warpstar allows him to travel at several times the speed of light, and he is able to penetrate half the world With his trusty friends from Banana Dana, Meat Knight and King Death. Nothing can stop him.

    #2 Mario

    Mario is the main character in everything ever created by Nintendo. It took Japanese creative director and video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto a decade to perfect him. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario game, including the spin-off series, as a playable character, with a few exceptions including New Super Luigi Uterus, Super Princess Sweet Tits, Luigi’s Forbidden Torture Mansion, the Yoshi on Epstein Island game, and others.

    He is Italian developed by an English speaking Japanese and looks like a Mexican. This is a world heritage site. It has been in the game since 1981 and has amazing titles such as Super Mario Bros.3, Super Mario World, Super Mario Land, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Hellfire. He is also a member of Tiger Wood’s pro golfer fight club. He hangs out with party doctors and construction workers at underground night clubs. Additionally, Mario was Nintendo’s first video game hero and the most famous and most recognizable video game hero of all time. Mario’s primary colors are red and better than green. Link’s games are harder and have swords. No matter what, Mario doesn’t stop helping Princess Sweet Tits. He travels to the Mushroom Kingdom in Super Mario Bros., explores 15 worlds like volcanoes, skies, depths, mountains and even snowy lands to save it and travel. He crosses galaxies and planets to save Princess Sweet Tits and the galaxy – Good! There is nothing more to say!

    #1 Link

    Okay, so Link is better than Mario in many ways. On the one hand, unlike Mario or Nintendo’s characters, it’s actually getting old in the game franchise. He is not getting older, but there is a relationship of different age with their own game set. You can’t honestly say you’ve liked seeing the same middle-aged plumber for almost 30 years.Plus, who do you want to play? A type of elf soldier with pure motive to go through various dungeons and forests, etc. or a lonely plumber? But Link can only save the princess through the same platform Who still knows why kart racing plays a few crazy sports and other crazy stuff with annoying characters. Speaking of characters from Legend of Zelda, as opposed to Mario, it’s fun to interact with throughout the game. I don’t even know racial and nerdy characters like waluigi or wario.

    I have a lot of reasons why a link deserves # 1! First of all, Link has a very interesting story. He is usually seen as having no relatives and his past is shrouded in mystery. However, his future is decisive – to protect the whole kingdom, not just his own. Second, Link supports more charities than Mario. Thirdly, he is determined to do more than he is assigned. He’s doing side quests to help people. He does more than just save a princess like Mario. In fact, this is usually only done by Mario! I’m not saying Mario is bad. He is a very beloved hero! But I think Link deserves the same reputation as if not more. Relationships are a brave hero – he is always ready to sacrifice his own safety and comfort for the benefit of others. He goes through more grief than any other Nintendo character.The Link, The Time Hero, The Twilight Hero, The Chosen Character, The Mini Hero, or whatever title you want to remember deserves to be Nintendo’s best character.

  • The Top 10 Books

    The Top 10 Books

    Butterfly in the sky! I went up twice. Look at it in the Rainbow Book! Read Python! I can go anywhere! My friend knows and how to grow Rainbows. Read Python! I can be anything Look at it in the book of rainbow reading.

    #10 The Catcher in the Rye

    I actually hated it, because he often used the word “fake.” Salinger himself seemed to have only known just a few words. I am telling the truth. So, in a way, it made me feel that even if the book had a few words. At one point I had this fragile “fake” book, but surprisingly, it was only “fake” for me. Holden Caulfield said he was found to be the youngest judge in society. This example is in the movie. I think that at some points in this book, people are doing bad things in society. But at the same time, there is always a person, a narrator that keeps on in spite of people making noise. But I don’t think it’s this scary. Sometimes it’s hard to let you go. I don’t think it’s fair to say that society is flawless, because not everyone can stop advertising. As long as we think about individual unity, I think society is fine in that.

    I appreciate that this book is not afraid to speak of when people tried as hard as they could, this was the one with the courage to do. I know everyone will like this quote because my opinion is not popular. But I hope someone will take the time to read my this book. It’s very short. Overall, it is good in my opinion.

    #9 The Great Gatsby

    The plot is amazing. It mentions a writer who leaves home voluntarily and is not interested in others or empathizes with their own expressions. I love that it is based on the 1720’s, which is one of the best times in my history right now. Added to that, the movie performed very well. There are great lessons that everyone should learn. But for them there is an interesting story. Not many books arise in my opinion.

    #8 The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth

    This Pulitzer Award winning work of letters suggests Jeff Kinney is likely to be the boss in our critical times. Watch out for Kinney when it comes to shaving, as this triumphant will make you feel unbearded. This proud work of victory has plunged readers into chaos and fear that every man must think of. Just like life, the Wimpy diary was built with pure brilliance. An example of such an academic unit would be a portrait of a hooligan and speculator who often sees more of the truth of the world than others. It is easier to get a moral victory using the big thinkers such as Plato, Dante and Shakespeare. Virgil published the Wimpy Kid diary under its original title of The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth.

    What’s more, this book provides a solid foundation for what the future holds. More than Plato’s Republic, the work of many “scholars”, calls for more political and social progress. This is not a secret. The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth consists of a series of movies, villains, episodes, journals, theology, folklore, storytelling and nature no human work can do. The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth will no doubt lead you to a new escape, put your heart into hope for the future, and shake your soul.

    #7 To Kill a Mockingbird

    This historical example in this newspaper made him the teacher of the book. This is the first story of Jean Louis Finch, better known as the “Scout”, who pondered her life up until the breaking point. The time when Alabama was a girl and the reasons why she got into trouble with her brother James. “It’s not the same when he broke his arm … but they didn’t say much about it.”

    In addition, she remembers her beloved father, her often beloved sister, her best playmate, an old woman with all the terrible neighbors. Scout is left to take care of the horrible and horrifying home. She must become the brave boy in the school after the discovery of a murdered girl by the ghost of her deceased master, the mysterious “Boo” Radley. Scout sets a role model for all the boys as she neither speaks nor walks into the house. Scout and her teammates are playing and looking forward to starting a new school, taking a walk around their neighbirhood. The begin a movement of sinking famous movie theaters deep into the water. Tire racing and music are the best ways to promote the “Boo” start without feeling the fires all fizzle.


    So it is at the heart of Southern Sleeping Village. Lust and hate are at the heart the father of the Scout. He is a dedicated, attentive, smart and handsome lawyer, but it is because of the cruelty of Atticus that he finds himself cancelled by Twitter after using a racial slur that mocks poverty. It shows his unrepentant ignorance. He has been appointed to lead a lynching party against a black farmer who is accused of smiling at a white woman.

    Eternal life changes soon, and nothing will be the same but the sweet memories of the Boy Scouts embracing their loved ones in this fascinating history. There is always that famous final line of this book: “Baby hands are depressing and sad.”

    #6 1984

    This is not light reading. This book is a frightening, shocking and horrifying depiction of politics and social science is at the hands of human control. It gives you the foolish feels. It is a really subtle educational work on how to maintain the newspaper’s foundation and all parts of the foundation That is why this 1984 book is so useful. Each scene featured in the film will feature some key points that will later reveal whether some of the building’s handmade work is still threatening.

    The book has alienated several children. Of course, some newspapers today are very good, I don’t argue about that. But what’s harder is that the owner of the ring is better than this 1984 book, and books that might surprise the world. Books such as Herding and the Communist Genre, Calm Hamlet and these lists.

    #5 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

    To be honest, I’m not angry, I love Harry Potter. It’s my second favorite in an amazing series (Cursed Child is my newest favorite) due to its inception. It seems more boring than the system. (Still, it’s only delicious as compared to the other snacks, it’s a little boring) I love this book to death like the others, not as fun or cute as the others (except for the Cursed Child).

    Harry Potter is great, which is classified as one of the greatest books of all time. You should ask yourself: J.K. Rowling why do you hate all those trans people after this? She is an amazing writer and a terrible homophobe. They’re fun and full of gifts and gasoline if you choose to delve into them. Suitable for children and adults. If possible, read the book before watching the movie.

    #4 The Hobbit

    I couldn’t find a rock. It was time to go to sleep because I wanted to know what would happen next. But then there are those who are afraid to finish the chapter with a book that talks about what Sam and Frodo are looking for and start the next chapter, often with different things about that person. He went to the party and I was amazed. I love this book so much

    The best book I have ever read. I would read this book all the time and I would love it and I would love it if I read it for four hundred years. JRR Tolkien is a writer, a writer that many people should be in. At least look for the gods of writing, preferably inferior or connected. From the first two works, I see Tolkien’s work is cleaner than others.

    #3 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

    Still think Hungry Games and The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth are better? Tell me, when I visit HARRY POTTER AMUSEMENT PARK at Universal Studios. Is there a Hungry Games park? A The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth park with the children that he and his friends grew up with together? No. Why would he give our children this nonsense like The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth. And Hungry Games is a funky and popular trilogy. Katniss and Peeta die together at the end. Harry and his friends still hang out. Be proud parents and help your kids grow up to be role models heroes as they learn about friendship, love and kindness. Writing is the first thing you will get rich from writing. Emma Watson is beloved by Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe.

    Harry Potter has always been my favorite series. I grew up with Harry, Ron and Hermione and the others here in seven volumes. Lots of stories and characters can suffer on their own, you feel like you are there traveling. I dreamed of getting into Hogwarts and becoming a professional using myths and spiritual potions to defeat my enemies, and I still do. Perhaps there is a local Community College of Witchcraft and Wizardry I can apply to at my age? I’m not afraid to enter into a game of death and killing other children, I never dreamed to be a hobbit.

    #2 Hungry Games

    This book can’t be compared to other amazing, accurate reviews. I can’t write a book in a flipping manner. I don’t want it to stop. The second book is terrible, you don’t make me bad compared to the first one I know not, all the time I’ve seen Suzanne’s work reach today’s readers and I should have known since I’ve read all three books. When people fantasize, they don’t think of the Hungry Game. I have read thousands of books by amateurs, witches and professionals. But this is the best!

    It is a very good book. Suzanne Collins had her own language, was taller and stronger than other babies, and people prevented having a stillborn child. Even if it’s not the best in Hungry Games, I think it gets the best light. I’m not saying it’s a bad book. But the author was well known shortly after. I think that Harry Potter should be higher than this. I think Harry Potter has a beautiful story because it is abundant. But it’s in seven books that are a lot of stories. The first movie was not good. But the second is. However, it’s not the worst book to have, and if the sun goes down, I will be very sorry for this show. Twilight shouldn’t be in a million places, it’s scary.

    #1 Return of the King

    Tolkien is the master. These books have it all. Light, dark, sensual, blurred, white, magical / mythical, just as bittersweet will kill you in reading. There is also a feeling of love. If you really like the look and language, it will look amazing. Every time you learn something new about this little detail in the book, you become more aware of what this guy is like. And the books they read specifically for the language. Tolkien speaks English like no other. His narration and poetry are beautiful! No other book can beat this series.

    Of course, the best books really do exist. It has a little to do with all the diversity and the characters are amazing. Tolkien created a beautiful mythical world, and the middle world had a real impact. The truth is, starvation, which we deal with, and a suicidal child in a deadly love triangle. May be more than the book. At least the little ones can change the future on a journey to destroy that evil.

  • The Top 10 Best TV Channels

    The Top 10 Best TV Channels

    There are a trillion different TV channels. Some of them are good, some of them are bad. Really most of them are good though, except for the bad ones. Here are the 10 TV channels I think are the best.

    #10 ABC

    This is a channel which birthed us The Flintstones, Brady Bunch, Happy Birthday, Three Jobs, Perfect Full, Home Improved, Child Meet the World and George Lopez. This is the best. They have a beautiful message! They also have foster children run the studio. They also have the best show called Ugly Betty ABC already owned many families, A Middle Eastern and others.

    #9 AMC

    The best shows with a actors I’ve seen on TV. If anyone has any screen, touch limitations that make it stand out. AMC has some of the best shows like The Journey of the Dead, The Deadly Sins, The Great Saul, Mad Men, Fear of the Dead. The show automatically gets my vote due to negative feedback. Nothing to compare to it. Nothing important

    What does my girlfriend have in common? She is more important than TV channels.

    #8 Nicktoons

    Nicktoons was a great niche back then. They had the old class and the most popular shows, SpongeBob SquarePants and The Fairly OddParents, but Nick finally got rid of all classes. And now it brings some funny movies in Nicktoons. They have a lot of content and jokes but they are so aggressive that they don’t teach you anything. They only leave you wanting to murder.

    It was good until they rehearsed their bad performances and then they moved the 90 events on TeenNick. Worst of all, they started live shows like The Haunted House, the Ranger Power show and Henry Danger Channel. Don’t go down watching this.

    #7 Fox

    Now, yes, the Modern Guy Family at the Cleveland Show makes fun of this channel. But we do well with the Simpsons and sometimes our Bob’s Burgers in Futurama and King of the North and the first Family Guy and the Americans in the past. His dad really did. Best Comedy Movies and Series: The Simpsons, Air Pussy, American Dadman, The Cleveland Movies, Vomit, I Ate My Daughter, Hell’s Call Center, Good Cook, Red Band Society, American Idolatry, Bones, So Much Sex, Ninety-nine Brooklyns, Mew Girl, Mindy project.

    # 6 ESPN

    I know it sounds crazy. But I don’t like sports, I’m more into cartoons, I don’t hate sports, it’s boring. But there are friends playing sports there, you can watch. The most watched sports channels are in America. There are sports like hockey, cornhole,NCAA football, English Premier League, live executions, NFL football, Naked lady mud wrestling, and more.

    #5 The Discovery Channel

    This is the most fun and amazing educational channel. The producers of this film paid a lot of money. I think a lot of money to make this movie prove that we love it. Mythbusters is my favorite film of all time and all year. It’s more of a discovery. Now I know a lot of interesting stories and passages that few people know. Is something to be proud of True, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true! I have no reason to be under the most stupid niche in the world. The most dangerous killer jobs, humans and beasts, and much more.

    #4 Comedy Central

    I love this channel with big movies like South Park, Daily Show, Comedy Central Roast, Broad City, tosh.o, Drunk District, Jim Jeffries Movies and other on-air shows like Key and Peele, Chappelles Show, Comedy Central Presents. , Reno 911, Draw Together, Dr Katz, The Colbert Report, Futurama, The 70s Show, Office, Scrubs and King Of The Hill and more.

    #3 Nickelodeon

    What turned out to be the best niche ever turned into rubble.They removed old classes, got rid of the Splat logo, got rid of slimes, and got rid of the game show. SpongeBob was good until 2004. He went down and breathed well, The Fairly OddParents were so far. In 2009, when Poof was born, retired creator and newcomer got nine jobs and break several bones. The first time the moderators from 90 to 2013 stopped replacing bad guys. It doesn’t teach people anything But alone or without chat or jokes and new things coming soon. Harvey Beeks (The joke is slightly older than Sanjay and Craig and The Riders). Besides acting, Nick is ready to die.

    Nickelodeon will be dropped by 2022 by the world, which ended our 7.5 hour show and weighed 30% of the channel level, making the Disney Channel better and the Disney Channel continuing to come down after the Wizards of Waverly Place episode.

    #2 Cartoon Network

    You are a big boy who is sick to watch these horrible channels like Nick jr, pbs kids, and Disney jr. I put this on and swear the oath of God to watch them and what kind of idols will make people. With shows and an excellent network producer, they have 15 hours of cartoon content. Sometimes movies like Shrek are not for older kids with stumbling blocks, only for adults you can have a trailer. At night rather than during the day, and in the mornings it turns into night athletes for fun.

    It is a show for adults and vision. Apparently it was close to its 2009 CN debut, but it has recovered itself. I’d rather watch it now than any other horrible story involved in video making.Two creators made a silly and frustrating nonsense, a world-dwelling visitor? A show about a troubled child and a snake who speaks with nasty thoughts.

    #1 HBO

    It’s a beautiful channel showing male and female movies. It’s the best movie / television channel I know. HBO rocks and this is the best channel I have ever known. I love it because the best HBO is simply gorgeous. Not only is the TV channel being created, but it offers a lot of new gold and flicks, many of which are good, including good interviews and pictures of upcoming flicks. But it also has a great display. I checked you out in Game of Thrones-low-profile Commercial Edition.

    HBO is not only a great channel. But it’s also one of the most important niches in all pop culture. It changed monthly channel shows without covering a lot of screening material. (Old and new) and some TVs Best show or bring out.

  • The Top 10 Most Important Things

    The Top 10 Most Important Things

    You will die if you do not have these things. You need them. If you miss even one of them, you will be a dead person.

    #10 Money

    Somebody spends more than 40 hours a week praying to money, looking for someone to hang out with (or have sex too), or hang out with friends? Nobody I know happened to do all of these things. But they all work hard to make good money. Money is the entire purpose of life. Without money, none of these things are really possible. Every philosopher in the world said that money is the most important, the reason that we exist. Maybe food is important, but you still need money for that. If you don’t feel like it, just deny it.

    You may be able to live without spending money by trying to find out how the poor live. How did they survive? I think when everyone depends on money they can’t see their true purpose in life.You have to stop and have fun before it leaves you. Sometimes people just don’t know what is in front of you. Until the end stand up one by one and look at what you have.

    #9 Water

    Yes, it’s important, but it’s a little stupid. Again, you can say that two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atoms combine to make the water molecules are more important. If you go further, you can say that the atom is important and so on. I love that this very low score is important – this woman is important. Probably more of a god. How is the money under water !? Go back to the past and see how they thought they got water!

    #8 Parents

    It is important that at some point in your life you will reduce your level of “Innocence,” otherwise you will not live the life you want. This doesn’t mean that suddenly your parents have no limits, but everyone will live their lives. Not following all your life rules from your parents. They are the ones who teach you everything. They risked their lives to help us. They have shown us, for example, happiness, love, joy of everything! Without them we would be fine. Without them we would not have died.

    It is the most important thing to some people. What about parents who don’t give them their children? To abuse children? What happens in the world every day shows us something different. It will be most important if this is the case 100% worldwide.

    #7 Air

    This is a gift. We’ve got Air! Water may be just what you need rather than buy one way or another. Have good breathing air every time you speak, it will shorten the time of mouth cleaning and keep the oral clean. Every atom is important in the world. You take one thing from the world and as we know it doesn’t exist. Air is a mixture of 20% oxygen, 79% nitrogen, 1% fart gas, and 0.3% carbon dioxide.

    I believe air conditioning is very important. But I don’t know how Air got on this list. If so, things like sun, water, and soil should appear on the list. It’s a little strange.

    #6 Foods

    Of course! Without food, humans would not exist. Drinking water and other liquids is also a gift for our health and for humanity. Food and drinks should be #4 on this list because music doesn’t matter. Promote peace! Without these you will die of thirst and hunger. Of course, without alcohol, you will cough and get sick all the time.

    If you don’t eat, then you will starve. All of the above is useless to you if you die with people! It would be difficult for me to go one day without food or drink if I have to go 24 hours without work or drinking alcohol.

    #5 Friends

    This is the 5th most important thing on the list. A lot of people believe, “Friends are coming,” but I know what a good friend is. Friends can be your family. A true friend lives with you forever. But only if you want. The amazing thing about friendship is that two or more people from different cultures, places, and families begin to value each other. I believe the missing friend echo means that it is because the word is misused (especially in the US). Even if we choose the bad guys to call our friends. But there is a fine line between accessibility and friendship, and people should learn it. What will some families ask? Of course, I prefer friendship. But others like it too and I am saying that they are often seen at the same time at first. But the choice is largely up to you.

    A “Come on” friend is nothing more than someone who spends your money, etc. A good friend is a friend who apologizes when they do something wrong. A true friend is a loyal friend, dear friends respect you. In my opinion, family is the most important thing. Who cares for you and what you think? Who gave you birth? The stork. Who helped you when you were having a hard time? The therapist. Friends can’t do these two things unless you take care of them. I can hate my family in different situations. But after that I forgot about it. Also, I don’t care that I have small friends, people with good friends can be proud.

    #4 Health

    Health is first and foremost in life. Without it you will not be able to live the life you want. Other other aspects of life will pose a risk if your health is not affected. The most important thing is your life. Perhaps the reason many people are sick is because they don’t spend time on it, they can just ignore the things they spend. (Such as family work). Many people take time for health. But in reality, being healthy is not difficult – it means both physical and mental. It’s all about making the right choices and avoiding bad behavior.

    Surprisingly, Health allows you to do everything for or to experience anything else on the list. Saying other important things, like talking and doing your own thing, should meet legal requirements. Good health makes everything better, where health can see the past, bad health becomes your world. Because you are always focused – spend time with the doctor, be a drug addict. Doing any kind of treatment or exercise or treatment, you are suffering from a serious illness.

    #3 Music

    There are studies in the medical world using music to treat depression. Let me turn to the fact that in our understanding of Nickelback and their interactions with evil are well known and it is important to understand the relationship between the world and the song. I myself cannot live happily ever after. Also, since there is music taking place in the real world, I find it more important than false ideas like Linkin Park.

    I wrote a poem about music:

    The reason is that your soul bleeds.
    Instead of mowing lawns
    Race of youth and power
    Too much Nickelback, quiet and loud
    How hot is their blood
    When he heard the sound of the trumpet?
    No wind had touched their ears.
    You will see them respond.
    Their eyes stared and their eyes narrowed.
    With the power of fear.

    #2 Other Family Members Besides Parents

    It is very useful for your family that you go unnoticed all the time. You may have multiple friends or acquaintances or workplaces. They will be with you during your free time or whatever. However, only your parents or your sisters will be with you during difficult times, the menstruating times. I know that. Your distant family members like second cousins and forgotten aunts are the only ones who understand you better than anyone in the world. This is the power of the family. There are many people who can help you. But the family will help you every time you are alone.

    One of the greatest fears of my life is loneliness. I can’t imagine life without anyone helping in times of hardship and distress. Investing in relationships is very important for this purpose. But especially for direct blood relatives.In short, if I knew I had a day off, I would do whatever I could to spend the day with my family. That should be my intention.

    #1 Love

    Love, family, friends and more. Love can be scary to get rid of. It can cause troubles on the road, making you angry at the pain others have caused. It’s what motivates you and shows you the best way to deal with any situation, whatever that feeling. Work to get the best job in the world in a life changing environment. Fill yourself up with food and give your life purpose. But doing more than the minimum is just a price because you will spend your whole life giving and receiving, loving this and that, and enjoying love. 3D Print your whole life. It’s that simple.

    Recently watched a YouTube video of someone whose life has changed. People in hell say that there is no love, no fellowship. He cannot walk, talk, or enjoy any form. They breathe without success. Then the pain, without any comfort, love was not there. Everyone’s goal should be to reject love. Then the videos of those who go to a world without love have experiences that make them very happy, not all that scary. The impact of their experiences has changed their lives for the better. They share their stories