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  • The Top 10 Things I Think About

    The Top 10 Things I Think About

    I don’t know everything. If you have the answers to these questions you must be very smart, so please let me know the answers too.

    #10 Can You Become Immortal

    I generally don’t believe that humans can die. There are many parts to one person, but I don’t think one of them will actually die. Your body will be damaged and your health will decrease. Your thoughts and memories will continue to echo and affect the entire world. Your spirit will wander everywhere and do it’s own thing. So it’s all cool, right?

    If someone says they are immortal, they cannot prove it unless they hang out with us for all time and we can see that they will not die. But how long will we still wonder when they die? If they don’t die, that doesn’t dictate the possibility of them dying in the future. Immortality is so strong that we are fools who shouldn’t stop caring about it.

    #9 Are People Good or Bad?

    People are natural, Humans are different from other animals. We are smart in different ways. We still have greed, and greed is good according to that one movie. There are people like me who were born at the bottom of a dark well, and we can be pretty negative. But everyone at the end of life will be nice and “dark.”

    Good or bad is a question of principle. Things may not be good for some and may be good for others. Some people were born in wells, some were born in hospitals, that’s just how it is. I think the best answer to the principle is that of a philosopher: “If everyone does as I think, is it good or bad for the human condition?” People are most welcoming. It was some situation that changed them. Some are weaker than others. The weak ones were not born in wells. I think it is up to us individually to determine the location of our birth.

    #8 What is Fate?

    What makes you different from the situation around you? How about you, freedom of choice. If you neglect yourself, make sure that everything is determined, including your future. You and your environment are what happens to you. The fact is “What determines what will suit everyone” is wrong, it should be “the cause of personal war.” Why? What happened to them in the past? Are we really just characters in a video game that someone else is playing? I think we are, and I know what game that is. I googled “Fate” and it led me to a video game. Our fate is that we are all in a video game.

    Fate / Grand Order is a popular Japanese online video game .The game is based on the Connect / Night stay type and was released in Japan on July 29, 2015. For Android, and on August 12, 2015 for iOS, the English iOS app for Android follows on June 25, 2017 in the US and Canada. The game is based on a turn-based wrestling tournament where players who play the role of “Master” play and provide a strong family called “Slavery” as hostility. The plot is inherent, with each servant having their own situations that the player can discover.

    #7 What is the Purpose of The Mall

    “The purpose of The Shopping Mall” is to ask the question. “What is the purpose of The Shopping Mall?”

    To use it for yourself as best. The biggest mistake is assuming you are all or are all linked. The truth is, you are only part of a much larger Shopping Mall. People came out and wondered about the nature of the universe. The universe is a gigantic Shopping Mall.

    #7 Is There Life on Other Planets

    There are more than a trillion or perhaps more than a trillion bodies scattered around the world, with billions of galaxies in the visible universe. We have now explored a number of spherical objects called planets. Under the right circumstances, as in the plan above, there is a great chance of extraterrestrial life. They can be found in the form of the greys. This universe is clearly not the only universe that can support intelligent life. It can happen across multiple universes. It will be difficult to find an intelligent lifestyle that can promote sustainable development in addition to exploiting other planets.

    A much better life could only happen if we could meet aliens and space. It will not be in our galaxy. But it’s in other galaxies, so it may be outside our cluster. In other words, having a life is out of reach. This means that it will survive heat, cold, chemical and other factors.

    #6 Are You Lying to Me?

    You never seem to be giving me the exact truth, so no claim can ever be solved. However, there is something called truth and it doesn’t make sense to think that you can’t just tell me what it is. I can accept it. You do a great job in misleading me and my feelings. But it is just the things I want to be able to talk to my girlfriend about.

    We must always seek the truth. It is impossible for us to tell the truth because we are not perfect. There may be only one fact. But there may be more. One thing I know is that there is absolutely no truth.

    #5 What’s the deal with the color red? What’s that about?

    It is right. Light is the source of all colors. They reflect the light of the colors we see. Another option has been used. What about Red? When an electron vibrates (shaking around a lot), the energy in the atom increases and the electron moves from a very stable part. Hydrogen atoms always produce rad waves because of the energy and temperature given to it, where the atom produces this energy. They appear to the human eye with red light. But is it really red? If you look at red, do you look at the light waves produced by hydrogen atoms? Or is there really a color called red which is the same for everyone? Red is one of the three main colors in space but the most mysterious. People who see colors other than red have a physical disorder, they might be blind.

    #4 What do we know? Do we know things?

    Interest is the mother of knowledge. Do you want the mother of the mystery? Keep an eye on the work. We can measure it. But knowledge develops from knowledge, we learn by talking to people we know. Knowledge is based on thinking and language perception, thinking and sharing, that is, it describes our ideas, including substitutes and ideas. Our language allows us to share ideas and information. Knowledge means that some of these substances are stored in DNA.

    All human knowledge is perfect. Our minds and intellects are wrong, because much of our knowledge is less than our beliefs, thoughts, and ideas at work. Adjusting the type and size is an important part of education.

    #3 What’s After Death?

    If I am alive when I die, I will not have to die. It’s like saying I went from A to B to another place. What is not indicative of death? It’s clear, I don’t understand why people who believed in crying and felt sad when a close relative died. If so, why? I think the only way to know for sure is to die.

    #2 Can I Have a Dog?

    I think having a dog is possible, since without it, nothing will happen, and the laws of biology, physics and mathematics do not seem to make sense.

    Some people say it’s important to us now. But I want to have a dog. But people say it’s bad because if people have the right cat, then we don’t need to have a dog. That burns forever. Someone says, “If your dog is good, show it to me,” but this is impossible to prove. You cannot prove that cats are good or that pigeons are the best meat. Since it is so important to you right now to know that a dog is a good pet, doesn’t it make more sense than for you to examine yourself? Unless a giant dog emerges from the sky eats all the cats and burns people with its laser vision, that’s proof that there are dogs that are hard for you to adopt.

    I need a dog because dogs are beautiful. I’m sure you can’t deny you have a dog because it’s loving and is the reason we live. If our minds are not fully aware of the perfection of having a dog, why would we adopt that?

    #1 What is the meaning of life?

    Life is meaningless. The answer is to choose and fill in your life. Do you think it makes sense or not? Money is pretty important. Is this all happening hard to believe? If there is one thing I do know, life was created to cause opportunities and threats. There is no definite answer, because the purpose of life is what you want to use and what you do to achieve it.

    We are the universe and we must move with acceptance before it can be ended. “Did all this happen hard to believe?” Therefore, credit matters. Unless you can’t figure it out. The aim is the life you give. Just “know yourself” and you will know what you will give to life. I don’t know what life means But I’m not saying I don’t know.

    The purpose of life is food.

  • The Top 10 Things I Liked About School

    The Top 10 Things I Liked About School

    Tried all week. But when you get there, it looks great. The Sadurday is a day of rest, a time of joy and rejoicing. And so is the Sunday.

    #10 Band

    Band was the best part of school. We made movies documenting all of our student wars, and unlike ordinary marching bands, we weren’t some harmless travel group. We had rock, pop, various metals and many different kinds of alcohol. Our competitions against rival schools were vicious. Sometimes the bands fought so hard that some died, which is why our three-year-old marching-band defensive lineup trained constantly. We had offensive formations, defensive formations and special teams. I played trumpet, although depending on the opponent I sometimes finished the performance with a trumpet and a head wound. You haven’t experienced music until you’ve tried to maintain proper embouchure while the opposing trombone section is blitzing from your blind side. By my final year, I was considered the star rookie on the team, which doesn’t make chronological sense but looked excellent on my varsity band jacket.

    Our fiercest competition came after we were condemned by a music representative and forced to perform music selected by the judges. We pushed ahead, rang the bell and unleashed the most corrupt sounds of Van Halen upon the stadium. The audience became furious because, as everyone knows, everybody hates Van Halen. Nevertheless, we kept playing. Trumpets screamed. Drums thundered. The defensive line held. Eventually our team won the match, and I experienced two major milestones that day: my first marching-band victory and my first kiss from a fellow human who was not related to me. I don’t know why I felt the need to specify either human or not related to me, and I will not be accepting questions. Anyway, that’s why Band is #10. We came for the music. We stayed for the bloodshed and Van Halen.

    #9 Gym Class

    I hated gym in eighth grade. Every week we played an extremely violent form of dodgeball called Murder With Bullets, and everybody feared it. My survival strategy was to stand behind a big friend whom I could use as a human shield. He would absorb most of the incoming fire while I stayed safely behind him and occasionally threw a ball at somebody who wasn’t looking. Unfortunately, every Friday the teacher reviewed everyone’s performance, and whichever student had done the worst that week was executed from the game and sent to sit on the bench. My big friend only managed two kills that week, so he was terminated. One moment he was protecting me from the enemy; the next he was sitting against the wall drinking from the water fountain. War is hell.

    This is why our school desperately needed a Necromancy class. If students had been taught even basic resurrection magic, I could have brought my big friend back from the bench and continued using him as protective cover. Instead, once someone was eliminated, the educational system simply abandoned them until the next round. I know many of the students I killed were also my friends, but Murder With Bullets was an angry sport. Friendships disappeared the moment that whistle blew. You could share a lunch table with somebody at noon and drill them directly in the face with a rubber ball at 1:15. That’s gym class. I hated every second of it, which naturally makes it #9 on my list of things I liked about school.

    #8 Math

    There was a time when I could be together with all my friends and favorite teachers, and that time was math class. I never thought I would become hungry for mat problems, but I’m okay!! Every day the teacher handed out worksheets filled with equations, and we eagerly completed them. Then, when the worksheets were finished, we spoke of how much we loved the worksheets. “That was a good worksheet,” someone would say. “Yes,” another student would reply. “I particularly enjoyed problems 14 through 19.” Sometimes we’d finish early and simply sit there remembering all the wonderful math we’d just done. Addition. Subtraction. Fractions. The memories we made with denominators will stay with me forever.

    Eventually the bell would ring. Not much of a vision of how the bells can move you, but somehow that sound always meant our beautiful mathematical time together had ended. I love math because it sets me apart, especially because so many other people are also good at math, which apparently makes me even more unique. Seeing everyone else understand numbers motivated me to do what I wanted: understand additional numbers. There were no marching-band fatalities. Nobody was terminated during Murder With Bullets. Nobody needed Necromancy. Just me, my friends, my favorite teachers and a stack of worksheets. I was hungry for mat problems. But I’m okay!!

    #7 Funny People

    There were always a few funny people at school. When my parents sent me to military school in Bulgaria, one student did an incredible impression of our teacher. He stood at the front of the classroom, adopted a terrifying military posture and shouted, “Ще свършите тази задача до десет минути!”—basically ordering everyone to finish the assignment within ten minutes while adding several increasingly dramatic threats of imaginary punishment. I found it beautiful. He even made students write their answers on the board while he inspected them like a disappointed general. Another student once created a hilarious story about the Revolutions of 1989, but the moment he said the word “communist,” everything became chaotic and I somehow ended up getting attacked. Bulgarian military-school comedy was extremely interactive.

    Fifth grade was even better. Students would play chaotic soccer matches against the teachers while giving their teammates ridiculous names, leaving one confused teacher shouting, “Why do so many student name join this group!” Congratulations to those students, because from then on I actually looked forward to school. In seventh grade my friend became frustrated and yelled, “Mr. Teacherman, I’ll put yo ass in the grave, motherfucker!” I couldn’t stop laughing. It was like imitating a girl who drove 10,000 times back to elementary school, which is apparently another thing I found hilarious. But the funniest moment happened while we were playing Frisbee. One guy suddenly made this sound: “Ah!” That’s it. Just “Ah!” I laughed so hard I peed all over myself. Forget professional comedians. Forget carefully constructed jokes. Some kid said “Ah!” and delivered the greatest comedy performance of my educational career.

    #6 Happy Hour

    Happy Hour was the best time for me in the 5th grade because it was a race to drink as much alcohol as possible in one hour. I hated working sober in 5th grade, so I have to drink as relentlessly as I possible just to get through science classes. Some of my friends weren’t as cool, they couldn’t carry their alcohol and they wouldn’t pass class. Many of them wanted to go to the bathroom and later we found out that they were vomiting and passing out.

    #5 Girl Students

    Girls were great because I liked flirting with them, talking to them and occasionally discovering that one of them actually liked me back. They could also be annoying because of the gossip, which spread through school faster than any legitimate information. I was rarely alone because people were constantly approaching me with updates about my own life that I hadn’t previously known. Apparently I had girlfriends in classes I’d never taken, had broken up with girls I’d never met and once had several children despite being in eighth grade. None of this was true, but everybody knew about it, so eventually I started learning things about myself from strangers. “Hey, sorry about your divorce.” What divorce? “You know.” No, I absolutely did not know. Middle school was basically social media without computers.

    There was one girl in eighth grade whom I’d liked all year, but she wanted nothing to do with me because she’d heard all the ridiculous stories about the other girls. Then one day her friend approached me and said she actually liked me. I didn’t believe it, so I waited several days while everyone discussed the situation until enough independent sources confirmed the report. Finally I went to her house and attempted to ask her to be my girlfriend, except I panicked and asked whether she would become “my sleeping companion.” She stared at me for a very long time. I explained that I meant girlfriend and had apparently selected the worst possible combination of words available in the English language. Somehow, she said yes. She became my first actual girlfriend, and within approximately six hours the school had already invented three pregnancies, an engagement and a custody dispute. Girls were great. The gossip was fucking exhausting.

    #4 Recess

    My school canceled recess because it would be “dangerous” since every kid had guns and used them as they wanted. It was easier to build a shooting range at the elementary school and give us a place to fire our guns at targets instead of each other. But what was really dangerous was 8th grade gym class where we were required to fire guns at each other. We had to kill each other! It’s fitness is what they said to us. I was shot 10 times, once in the head. The game was always more dangerous if you were unconscious, it made you an easy target!

    #3 The Last Day of School

    It doesn’t have to be this way! Why does the school get to dictate whether you can grow up or not? Why do you have to love your teacher? My second grade teacher was Aretha Franklin and we also had to R-E-S-P-E-C-T her. I told her “I will give it to you if you give me a YoYo!” and she finally did, on the last day of school. But with too many projects and ridiculous chores, it always feels like prison waiting for the end of the school year. 8th grade was one of my favorites! We all survived and were able to get away from the murder class.

    #2 Leaving School

    Hahahaha, I will be glad.
    Seriously though So what’s the point of any school? To destroy your life and your soul? To get good grades? I want to let you know what’s left to say? Now, I just want to say – whoever told me I was leaving school, I just wanted to thank you. And now I know they are leaving, yes, it’s great when it’s time to go home. I guess it will confuse a lot of people. But I understand that.

    #1 Friends

    I feel like I have my friends get involved in my crazy stuff too much. And since they are all bad, they will get me in trouble One time in first grade, when we were being forced to make Nike clothes for 10 hours a day, my “friend” wanted to steal some food and escape with her. I wanted to do it, I was starving and sitting in my clothes wet with pee. But I refused because it was very scared and I knew I we would be caught and punished. I’m glad I didn’t, because she ended up getting caught and beaten almost to death by the teacher.

    Meeting friends is what makes a school great. School offers an excuse to go out and hang out with your friends. Unless your friend is at school or doesn’t have friends at school. You should meet them 5 days a week for 9 months. This is great! Now yes, you can meet your friends on weekends, but not 7 hours, and friends that you can only see at school. Plus, you can’t go out with all your friends on the weekend. But you can go to school.

  • The Top 10 Most Embarrassing Things That Happened to Me in School

    The Top 10 Most Embarrassing Things That Happened to Me in School

    Many things happen when you go to school. I went to school for 10 and half years. There were good things and bad things. These are some of the worst things. Sorry if it is depressing.

    #10 Someone pulled down my underwear

    When I was in the 4th grade I was sent to a military school in Bulgaria. I didn’t know any of the language. There was a girl that was angry at me because I didn’t know anything. It happened at night. Her and others tied me up to a tree so that I couldn’t move. They removed most of my clothes. Her friend suggested that they put my clothes into the river. They did so and left me there all night perched in a tree. I was given detention for that.

    But it wasn’t just that once. When the same enemy called me to a game of chess She said in English: “You will not be naked.” I said not to be naked, but she lied. Other students ripped my pants and took them away. Very shameful !

    #9 Somebody knocked me out

    Once in the fifth grade, I cheated during a class one time because we were so drunk I couldn’t figure it out. I want to look like a smart. It’s not a big deal. But then some other fool saw me cheating and told my tricks to the whole class of snakes. Then, as we were taking shots before the next lesson, the fool decided to preach before the class. I do see that he is cheating! So it’s terrible, He also told everyone the tricks and tests that I didn’t just do. I told the teacher and she told me that cheating was not a big problem. It was then the teacher covered my head with a vodka. He slapped me in front of the school. I was knocked unconscious.

    #8 I puked in the classroom

    Once in 2nd grade I fell ill at school. I was not good at doing things that we should not do. I then vomited everywhere, all over the classroom, all over the other students. My vomit is always green and oily. The teacher asked me if I was fine and I said I was. Then I felt the nausea again when I saw another student licking up my vomit. During lunch I couldn’t eat and bowed my head. I ate two green fruits and had a very bad reaction. I told the teacher I was going to vomit again. “Stop talking on the grass,” she said. I fell to the ground. Then I accidentally threw up all the garbage that was in my body and felt very weak.

    This happened to me many times. But another time that I will really remember was when I was in third grade. Regarding health, I am very capable of driving and my fingertips are not the best, so my teacher hated me that one day. But when the teacher randomly screamed at us to hide in the trenches and watch out for snipers, I began to run away from him, saying it was safe, that we weren’t in World War I. He hadn’t spoken to me or said anything to me again. Then I vomited.

    #7 Shouted the wrong answer in front of the class

    This happened to me a few times in high school until I left, mostly in science. I kept asking the same question until 4pm, everyone laughed. At my school people who think they are smart. But when this kid has a few questions, I don’t laugh and I don’t laugh at others. When I make mistakes, it depends on whether I know the answer or not. Sometimes I am ashamed of this and upset and angry because the other kids are laughing at me. Sometimes you are just a kid and kids don’t have feelings, you know

    One time when we were learning, my teacher was making fun of me and he asked me, “Will you eat half a pizza or twenty-three entire pizzas” or something like that. However, the teacher asked the other students another question.

    #6 I called the teacher Mommy

    One time a teacher showed a picture of a glacier and asked the class if they knew what it was. I thought I knew what it was when everyone else didn’t. I raised my hand and the teacher called on me. I replied, “I love you Mommy!” Everyone laughed at me. Then the teacher asked, “Does anybody know who that pathetic fool is?” Everyone raised their hand except me.

    That happened all the time in elementary school. I would go to school but I felt a lack of love. This is okay because kids don’t have to feel it. However, when I put the bag in a cubby, I had a feeling that it was coming and started shouting “I love you Mommy!” Then everyone was looking at me! My teacher spanked me for this, called home, and my real mother took me away. What a shame!

    #5 My pants zipper was open

    I was playing music in elementary school and a boatman walked up to me during the show and said “your man has come down.” I should have taken it off when I sang in front of everyone, I was proud. Another time I was had it down and everyone saw my underwear and the children all said, “Ah, you are wearing pink panties”! I was in third grade and stopped wearing pink panties. One day I left the zipper open and it opened more than that. That was embarrassing. So I went back to pink panties.

    #4 Being made fun of because of your crush on someone

    Hey everyone, I’m sure this is where these kids grow up. If you think you’re telling me how interesting this business is where the character is already bullying this kid. He said that destruction looked at him as he was watching, and it disappeared for no reason. Because one girl I was interested in was getting into the air because it was my idea. But again, it will be just a smoke advertisement.

    It’s a good thing I haven’t told anyone. But my friend who smokes said to me “Hey, the girl over there is pregnant with your child” as I played basketball. I hope they don’t know, but I can prevent her from telling anyone. Ugh … and the fool told a whole class of friends that I had killed her. I’m not excited to talk about that.

    #3 I peed my pants a lot

    It happened to me on my first day of high school because I didn’t go to the bathroom before class. After sitting down, the first teacher told everyone that leave the classroom for anything was not optional. We were all told that urine must be withheld. It was a problem for me to get out before it was too late. I was weak and no one saw, so I decided to do something very wrong. I believee wearing pants covered in urine was such a horrible thing that I would be shot dead by the teacher if I was discovered. Nobody said anything about that day, I thought I left it until the next day.

    One time, I peed between classes in the sixth grade. It’s a shame that it was evident and everyone was looking at me and laughing at me! There was a girl in my class that laughed at me the hardest. Nobody loved her because she was constantly distracted when she was in fourth grade and we found out why … she wore diapers because they were very fashionable. Not good.

    #2 Cried in front of the whole classroom

    One time in elementary school, a science teacher made me cry. Because I do not understand what I let I remember. But I remember I went into the classroom, my boss screamed at my teacher, and I sat in the hall … No one came to help me. Another time in elementary school I had this wonderful PE teacher. But suddenly he snapped and was angry with me. It made me cry so much. Later I said I was sick and sat in the hospital. In high school I had this horrible Spanish teacher who I asked if I could do well in the next test. He went crazy and said I was the stupidest student he’d ever seen in his 40 years of teaching. I ran out of class crying and did not return. This has happened several times. But these are the worst.

    I deal with this all the time. It’s a pity I always cry a second time when I’m sad. A lot of people in my classes may have secretly hated me forever. When I finish my class, instead of asking for help, I started crying. I feel like a big, fat body. What do I do in class?

    #1 I farted

    So this happened and I was embarrassed even though I was in a movie class. But we had a good time. We were doing well and we were facing each other. We did the same exercise where one team member pulls the rope with the other. My friend was big but I was sure I could beat him because he was imaginary. So I farted as hard as I could and my entire body shook from the force. But all this made my face blush and gave me energy. I was making fun of the teacher and I was embarrassed.

    Once upon a time I was in a silent school and then …FART! I had a plan, I had to grind the seat when I did because the chair made a lot of noise and then farted. I have tried it and you can hear a little fart. Everyone looked at me, so I tried to make farts again to turn off the glass. But this time it didn’t make any sound … Now people think I’m a villain. No! But now I am a lost anonymous person and it always humiliates me to fart.