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  • The Top 10 Best Songs Ever

    The Top 10 Best Songs Ever

    Music is very good. It brings joy and brings people together in many ways. Can be bad too. Some of the music is really good. Even the best artists of the time couldn’t go home every time. I like listening to music while drinking my mother’s milk.

    So I decided to congratulate you with the best songs ever.

    #10 Lift Yourself by Kanye West

    Poop and poop scoop my poop

    “Lift Yourself” by Kanye West

    Poop spoon
    Diddy Who range
    Hoop Di Scoop Di Poo
    Poop spoon
    Ladle
    Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Damn daddy, hey, the scoop
    Popular music
    Diddy Who range
    Didi Spoon Hoop
    Oh dad scoop, shit

    These are real words from real songs written by people who love the Holocaust. Kanye West is a Jew-hating beast who will never be loved again, but his records have existed. “Candle” is a strange word. Crap, I say! The rest of the song is beautiful, but I still don’t understand why he left it so brutally.

    #9 “We Built This City” by Jeff’s Ship

    “We Built the City” by Jefferson

    Marconi plays the crocodile.
    Listen to radio.
    Do not you remember?
    We built this city, we built this city with rock and roll.

    It’s a true reflection of almost stifling sex. When I asked my girlfriend to play this song every night for her pet tarantula, she said, “Marconi. He plays with crocodiles. What is a Marconi? What is a crocodile? He must mean a crocodile, because Crocodiles are the most dangerous snakes in the world. World. World. World, but they look a lot like crocodiles.”

    #8 “What’s Up” by Four Women Who Are Not Blonde

    I will try.
    I have been working hard for this institution
    .

    I pray, Lord, I pray.
    I pray every day
    for the revolution
    .

    So sometimes i cry
    while lying in bed.
    Just to get it all out
    What am I thinking
    And I find it a little weird
    .

    I mostly associate this song with hare poop. To this day, it’s the kind of harmless, boring garbage that hangs in strangers’ trash cans. I still shudder when I pick up a copy of Nintendo Power.

    #7 “How Strange” by OMC

    My girlfriend ate a scorpion one time

    OMC’s “How Strange”

    It’s different
    different, different
    The destination is unknown as the car stopped to refuel.
    New stickers show the smiles of yesteryear.
    Elephant and acrobatics, lion snake monkey
    Love to say “straight”, sister Gina says “fashionable”
    it’s different
    Weird, weird.

    Find another song on the planet with a full kid eating a live monkey and other nasty things. There must be a lot of people saying he swallowed a monkey whole. Where am I? Yes, yes, I am there. This is the true true of all the true true that frightens you for a moment. They are ingrained in your mind and continue to haunt you for weeks.

    #6 – “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit

    Maybe you just made a mistake
    I have to give him a break.
    Although my heart hurts
    hey what the hell are you talking about?
    I will not lie or deny
    I did it all for the guards
    cum hooked
    cum so you can have that cock
    stab in the ass.
    Pierce the vagina.
    stab in the ass.
    Pierce the vagina.

    The songs and artists here sound like the sounds your body makes when you use the worst litter box. Otherwise, no amount of Tylenol could convince me. At least Woodstock’s show dance is cool.

    #5 “When the Rain Begins to Fall” by Jermaine Jackson and Her Zadora

    From “Mac and Me”

    When it starts to rain
    You will ride my rainbow into the sky
    If you fall, I will hold you
    No need to ask why
    when it starts to rain
    I will be the sunshine of your life
    you know we can have it all
    everything will get better

    “When the Rain Begins to Fall” is a song recorded by singer Jermaine Jackson and his friend Her Zadora in 1984 and released as a single in the United States in early 1985. It has true character and it will HIT THE FUTURE!. The song reached number one in several European countries before its release in the United States. The song did not succeed in Europe OR in the United States, but it caused the death of several 7th grade children.

    #4 “Buddy Holly” by Weezer

    Oh Him
    But you know I’m yours
    Oh Him
    i know you are mine
    Oh Him
    (this is forever)
    Well, you like Buddy Holly
    Oh you are Mary Tyler Moore
    don’t care what they say about us
    I don’t care about that

    Yeah Buddy sucks for Holly. Unfortunately, the song remains their greatest single of all time. Your. I. Visor. This song is horrible. They are still capable of making good songs. The fact that they do Buddy Holly will never change. Lord, Ganges.

    #3 “Thunder” by Imaginary Dragon

    There are no more elephants in the world

    Young gun with fast fuse
    I want to relax and stay straight
    He has big dreams
    I want to give up my life
    “Y
    es” no, not a follower
    Set the box, set the mold
    Sitting in the lobby to pick up the number
    struck by lightning before a thunderstorm
    storm, storm
    Thunder, lightning, lightning
    Taunton Thunder, Thunder
    lightning, lightning, lightning, lightning
    Taunton Thunder, Thunder

    Honestly, have you ever imagined a dragon? I have lived with an imaginary dragon named Poof for the past 25 years. Poof likes to listen to all the music of Nickelback I’m not sure, after listening to all their songs, I can’t make an accurate judgment. I know it sucks.

    #2 “Impolice” by MAGIC

    Can I take care of your daughter for the rest of my life?
    Say yes because I need to know
    You said I wouldn’t get your blessings before I die.
    “Sorry, man, but the answer is no.”
    Why are you so rude?
    Don’t you know I’m human too?
    Why are you so rude?
    I will marry him no matter what.

    Let’s go down on some businessmen. Is it impolite for a young man to propose to a girl’s father and accuse him of rejecting her? Of course, you can also be human, but some fathers impose more restrictions on their child’s mate than being a member of the same species.

    #1 “I Got Feelings” by The Black Eyed Peas

    HIT THE FUTURE!

    Filled my cup, congratulations
    Watch him dance, get it
    Let’s surround the city and lock it down
    Let’s burn the roof off and do it again
    Do it, do it, do it
    Do, do, live
    Whoah whoah whoah
    Do it, do it, do it
    ‘Cause I got feelings (uh-huh)
    Good night tonight

    This extremely ridiculous song is layered over the worst pop beats dominating submissive 20-year-old men. I mean, like so many women I’ve asked to breastfeed, it’s almost impossible to get it out of my mind once I’m reminded of her existence, and I can’t stop thinking about it for half a day. I’m sorry! 1014 times I say I’m sorry.