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  • The Top 10 Movies of Burp Reynolds

    The Top 10 Movies of Burp Reynolds

    Burp Reynolds was the man who ate the muffler off of Gwen Stefani’s old Prius. He was also in movies. These are the 10 best Burp Reynolds movies in my only opinion.

    #10 The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas

    The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas is an expert adaptation of Burp Reynolds’ childhood, drawing heavily from his formative years growing up around Texas whores. Burp was known from birth as a man capable of pleasing any whore. Nurses noticed it immediately. “That baby is going to be tremendous with whores,” the doctor reportedly told his mother shortly after delivery. Years later, Burp drew upon those experiences for his acclaimed performance as Texas President Ed Dodd, an honest lawman who begins an affair with Mona Stanley, played by Dolly Parton, who owns a successful suburban brothel and chicken farm. It’s an unusual business model, but diversification is important. If the whore market collapses, you’ve still got the chickens.

    Burp is perfect as the honorable Texas president caught between his responsibilities to the government, his love for the local whore boss and his constitutional obligation to protect the state’s poultry industry. The movie offers a surprisingly layered examination of the world’s oldest profession, challenging stereotypes about prostitution by reminding audiences that whores are people too, and sometimes those people also raise chickens. Burp Reynolds approaches the material with tremendous sensitivity, probably because so much of it happened to him personally. Few actors understood whores as deeply as Burp. Fewer still understood chickens. The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas proves that he understood both.

    #9 The Largest Lawn

    This man farted on Carly Simon a lot

    In 1974, Burp Reynolds starred in The Largest Lawn as Paul Crewe, a young security guard who behaves extremely irresponsibly. Paul is not a good person. He throws toys, drinks too much and has killed an alarming number of whores. Eventually society decides that enough whores have died and Paul is sent to prison, where his rude cellmates immediately begin humiliating him for his history of toy-throwing and prostitute murder. The prison is overseen by the sadistic warden Old Satan, a terrifying elderly man who believes rehabilitation can only be achieved through competitive lawn maintenance. Old Satan challenges the prisoners to create the largest lawn in the prison championship, forcing Paul to assemble an evil gang of inmates capable of growing more grass than anyone thought humanly possible.

    What follows is a moving story about rebellion, teamwork and several criminals trying to undermine an otherwise wonderful prison system. Paul teaches the inmates that creating the largest lawn isn’t about grass—it’s about believing in yourself, trusting your teammates and apparently getting revenge on Old Satan. Burp Reynolds gives one of the most emotionally powerful performances of his career, particularly during the championship sequence when the prisoners finally unveil their enormous fucking lawn. His work earned him his first Gold Sphere nomination for Best Actress, although he ultimately lost to a woman

    #8 The Shark Machine

    THE SHARK MACHINE, Rachel Ward, Burp Reynolds, 1981, (c) Warner Brothers

    Burp Reynolds’ third movie, The Shark Machine, remains absolutely disgusting to this day. This dark crime drama was adapted from a book nobody has ever heard of and stars Burp as a disgraced man trying to rebuild his life after being humiliated by a powerful drug lord. Burp realizes that ordinary law enforcement will never defeat organized crime, so he does the only reasonable thing: he builds a shark car. With help from Rachel Ward, Brian Keith, Bernie Mack and legendary shark mechanic Liberace, Burp constructs The Shark Machine, an experimental automobile combining the speed of a car with the killing instincts of a shark. Scientists said it couldn’t be done. Marine biologists begged him to stop. Burp Reynolds continued building.

    Once completed, The Shark Machine becomes Burp’s greatest weapon against dangerous mafia boss Victor and notorious liar Hodgkins. Burp drives through the criminal underworld in his shark car, dispensing noir justice while Rachel Ward helps him, and then Rachel Ward helps him again because building and operating a shark-based vehicle requires tremendous logistical support. Liberace handles most of the engine work, Bernie Mack controls the shark parts, and Burp sits behind the wheel looking handsome and emotionally damaged. It’s dark. It’s violent. It’s disgusting. It’s everything you could possibly want from a crime movie about a man who puts a shark inside a car. The Shark Machine proved once and for all that Burp Reynolds could do whores, grass and sharks.

    #7 Citizen Ruth

    Most of Burp Reynolds’ iconic movies came during the 1970s and ’80s, but the ’90s were a difficult period when Burp was sucking off strangers for blow and trying to find his place in a changing Hollywood. Thankfully, director David Lynch recognized that Burp still had something important to offer and cast him in Citizen Ruth, his controversial examination of abortion without vaccination. Laura Dern plays Ruth, an irresponsible mother who unexpectedly becomes pregnant and finds herself caught between opposing political groups who both want control over her pregnancy. Burp plays the mysterious Head of Life Support, a powerful man who emerges periodically from behind a red curtain, says something about babies and disappears while a ceiling fan slowly rotates overhead. Classic Lynch.

    Citizen Ruth fearlessly examines the complicated politics surrounding reproductive rights, religious activism and whether Laura Dern should be allowed to make any of her own fucking decisions. David Lynch fills the movie with cunning and sinister hidden tactics, including several scenes where you can’t tell whether something is symbolism or whether Lynch just saw a lamp he really liked. Burp gives one of his most restrained performances as the Head of Life Support, especially during the famous sequence where he stares directly into the camera for eleven minutes while holding an ultrasound photograph and whispering, “Life support.” What does it mean? I don’t know. Abortion is complicated. Vaccination is complicated. Burp Reynolds was going through some shit in the ’90s. This is a long discussion.

    #6 Smokey and the Bad Tit

    Two movies are good. The rest suck. Burp knows this.

    Smokey and the Bad Tit is unquestionably one of the most important American films of the 1970s. Burp Reynolds stars as legendary truck driver Bo Bad Tit, a man known throughout the South simply as The Bad Tit. How did he get that name? Nobody knows. Some say there was an incident involving a woman in Alabama. Others claim “tit” was old trucker slang for somebody who transports illegal beer. Both explanations are probably true. Whatever happened, Bo Bad Tit has been hired to transport a truckload of beer across state lines, putting him directly in the path of Sheriff Bubba T. Justice, played by real-life comic book legend Ben Stein. What follows is one of cinema’s greatest confrontations: Bad Tit versus Bubba, trucker versus sheriff, tit versus justice.

    Director Ham Needles began his career as a Hollywood stuntman before making his stage-directing debut with Smokey and the Bad Tit, and his minimalist approach is revolutionary. The story is stripped down to its purest elements: Bad Tit drives somewhere. Bubba Justice chases Bad Tit. Bad Tit drives somewhere else. Bubba continues chasing him. Sometimes things crash. That’s cinema without unnecessary bullshit. Ham Needles understands that audiences don’t need complicated themes or character arcs when Burp Reynolds is driving very fast and Ben Stein is screaming behind him. The result transformed Burp into a superstar and made Bo Bad Tit an American folk hero.

    #5 The End

    Burp Reynolds has never been a safe player. Throughout his career, Burp has deliberately sought out the chewy cuts of cinema—the difficult material, the dangerous roles and the fresh young prostitutes that attract an audience’s attention but can sometimes be difficult to swallow. In his second movie, The End, Burp bravely tackles the serious subject of suicide. He plays Lawson “The Damn Killer” Wendell, a real-life real estate advertiser who is not morally guilty. Lawson’s life changes when doctors discover that he has a terminal disease located somewhere deep within his buttocks. Rather than tell his family about his diseased ass, Lawson decides to commit suicide. Unfortunately, he fails because he’s a bitch and ends up inside a mental institution, where he meets Dumb DeLuise, a psychoanalyzed prostitute killer who agrees to help him finish the job.

    This is where The End becomes one of Burp’s most emotionally complicated movies. Dumb DeLuise keeps trying to kill Burp. Burp keeps changing his mind about whether he wants Dumb to kill him. Paralysis sets in. Through all of this, Burp handles the movie’s famous sombrero theme with remarkable sensitivity, never allowing the sombrero to overwhelm the serious buttocks material at the center of the story. Dumb DeLuise’s cats are also excellent. They don’t contribute much to the narrative, but without the cats I don’t think the sombrero would work, and without the sombrero the entire emotional structure collapses. That’s filmmaking. That’s Burp Reynolds. That’s The End.

    #4 Tia chớp trắng

    A muscular cubor Burp

    Tia chớp trắng is a seamless action movie built around the same basic story Hollywood continues stealing to this day. Burp Reynolds stars as Robert “Alligator” McCluskey, a flirty, reckless and ferocious Southern criminal whose natural charisma immediately puts him in conflict with rogue sheriff Jesus Christ. Christ has become dangerously corrupt and rules his county through fear, forcing Alligator McCluskey to fight back using fast cars, complicated stunts and whatever other bizarre shit director Joseph Sargent can throw at him. Burp handles every awkward and unfair situation beautifully. It takes tremendous screen presence to stand across from Jesus Christ and convince an audience that Burp Reynolds might actually win this fight, but Burp pulls it off.

    The cheerful musical Tia chớp trắng also occupies an important place in the larger Alligator McCluskey Cinematic Universe, having debuted as a sequel to Tobe Hooper’s 1976 horror classic Crocodile, also starring Burp Reynolds. In Crocodile, Robert earned the nickname “Alligator” by defeating the crocodile, although scientists have repeatedly pointed out that those are two different animals. Nobody cares. The important thing is that Burp returned for Tia chớp trắng, traded horror for action and music, and finally confronted his greatest enemy: Jesus Christ with a sheriff’s badge. Modern cinematic universes could learn something from this. You don’t need twenty movies and six television shows. You need Burp Reynolds, a reptile and a corrupt Son of God.

    #3 Boogie Nights

    “Please place the gigantic penis into the loose female”

    Brilliant director Paul W. S. Anderson paints a complex and surprisingly realistic portrait of the adult-film industry in Boogie Nights. Rather than simply making a movie about fucking, Anderson takes a fresh and sophisticated look at fucking by examining what fucking means to the people whose entire professional lives revolve around fucking. There’s professional fucking, emotional fucking, complicated fucking and the economic consequences of fucking. Beneath all that fucking, however, are genuinely well-drawn characters whose lives develop across a seemingly lengthy plot. That’s what separates Boogie Nights from lesser movies about pornography: it understands that behind every fucker is a human being who has chosen fucking as a career.

    Burp Reynolds gives one of his greatest performances as legendary porn director Jack Horney. One night Horney discovers an obnoxious young nightclub employee named Eddie “Biggest Penis” Adams and immediately recognizes his potential. Unfortunately, Jack makes the catastrophic decision to rename him Knife Diggler, thereby damning the young man forever. From that moment forward, Knife’s life becomes an endless cycle of success, drugs, ego, fucking and consequences. Burp received numerous awards for his sensitive portrayal of Jack Horney and his willingness to discuss both the fucking and the occupational risks faced by some of the happiest whores in pornography. It’s a mature, thoughtful performance from an actor who, as we established with The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas, has always understood whores.

    #2 Deliverance

    Director John The ManBoar never surpassed his masterpiece Deliverance, a movie that begins as four men enjoying a pleasant wilderness vacation and gradually transforms into the worst fucking weekend anybody has ever had. The first half moves slowly, but The ManBoar uses that time to create an overwhelming sense that something terrible is hiding just beyond the trees. Eventually the trip descends into violence, sexual assault, murder and survival as these ordinary suburban men discover that Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Georgia is an unforgiving land where the normal rules of civilization no longer apply. By the final scene, the horror has followed them all the way home. That’s why you don’t go outside. Nature is full of rivers, murderers and banjo children. Stay indoors and watch Burp Reynolds movies instead.

    Burp is basically playing himself as Louis Medlock, a tough outdoorsman skilled in survival, stealth and assassination. I’m not convinced Burp even knew cameras were rolling. John The ManBoar may have simply released Reynolds into the Georgia wilderness and filmed whatever happened. Jon Voight, Ned Batty and Ronnie Cocks are also excellent, but the movie belongs to young Paul Rudd, whose extraordinary banjo performance remains one of the most iconic musical moments in cinema history. Rudd was approximately three years old when Deliverance was filmed, making his musicianship even more impressive. Burp Reynolds may be the star, but when Baby Paul Rudd starts shredding that banjo, even Burp knows to shut the fuck up and listen.

    #1 Striptease

    I do not appreciate your treatment of stripper, Burp.

    My fiancee works as a dancer at a strip club. Of course I would pick this as the best movie of Burp Reynold’s career. I love my fiancee so very very much and we have two children together.

    Let me tell you about the time I met my fiancee…

    One Saturday I took a walk to to the strp club and I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead. I shouted “Stripper Girl! Please look at me! Naked girl!what do you see? Let’s travel round the world, just you and me, stripper girl. I tapped her on the shoulder And said do you have a boyfriend? She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know. I said “Please give me a chance, Stripper Girl. Let’s go slam dance. We’ll dress like Minnie Pearl, just you and me, Stripper Girl. We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea. The waitress said “well no, we only have it iced.” So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy. And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox. It it was California Dreamin’. So we started screamin’ “On such a winter’s day.” She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal. Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal. It makes no sense, Stripper Girl, your dad is the vice president. Rich as the Duke of Earl.
    Yeah, you’re for me Stripper Girl. We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers and security guards trailed us to a record shop. We asked for Mojo Nixon. They said “he don’t work here.” We said “If you don’t got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin’.” We got into her car away, we started rollin’. I said “how much you pay for this?” Said “nothin’ man it’s stolen” Stripper Girl, you look so wild. Stripper Girl, let’s have a child. We’ll name her Dora the Explorer. Just you and me! Eat fudge banana swirl! We’ll travel round the world
    Just you and me, Stripper Girl.

    So, anyway, Burp Reynolds was in this movie about a stripper.

  • The Top 10 Young Adult Sex Comedies

    The Top 10 Young Adult Sex Comedies

    I’m not saying teens shouldn’t have sex. Well, yes, that’s fine, but we shouldn’t be talking about it. We all know it does, but only the most hypocritical Christian would be offended by it. Others are fine with it, we make the whole movie industry about it. But we never talk about it. When you talk about teenage sex, people see you as some kind of sex offender. Never talk about how many high school kids are pussy obsessed. But please tell me how obsessed college students are with pussies. This is a topic I love to hear about, please tell me more. How many pussies will this college student smash? I think it should be a lot. I want to meet the college student who destroyed the legendary Goddess Puss.

    #10 National Lampoon’s Animal House

    They stand proudly in the debris of the many pussies that they have crushed that afternoon.

    Animal House isn’t really a teenage sex comedy because most of these people are in college, but there is a teenage girl in there somewhere and she seems to be doing fine. She’s got parties, concerts, graduation and two little goats she keeps at Delta House, so she’s far too busy for any of this teenage-sex nonsense. Good for her. Meanwhile, everybody else at Faber College is drinking, screaming, destroying property and wearing bedsheets because somebody discovered that you can call a bedsheet a toga and suddenly public drunkenness becomes ancient Roman culture. Put on a toga. Drink a beer. Fall through a table. Die of alcohol poisoning. COLLEGE!

    Animal House is vulgar, disgusting, stupid and sometimes just about shit, which is exactly why it works. There has never been a university like Faber College because real universities have accreditation requirements. Faber appears to have been founded sometime in the nineteenth century by the King of Pens, who established the school’s famous motto: “Education is good.” Profound. In another sense, Faber College represents our entire society. What sense is that? I don’t fucking know. Someone smarter can write that article. I’m still waiting for scientists to explain how Brutus can smash a beer bottle against his own forehead without immediately going to the hospital. That’s the real education happening at Faber.

    #9 Staten Island Summer

    Looking for a modern young-adult sex comedy where everybody is at least theoretically supposed to be coming of age? Staten Island Summer is the movie for you. Produced by legendary filmmaker Porn Michaels, it contains every ingredient required by law: friendship, graduation, a hot new girl, a horror story, swimming pools and approximately forty-seven celebrity cameos from all over the world. The young characters spend their final summer working at a pool, getting high and participating in increasingly elaborate stone-her shenanigans, including one incident where they become convinced they’ve ceremonially murdered a woman. Don’t worry about it. Porn Michaels doesn’t. This is Staten Island. Apparently summers are different there.

    The movie also contains an exhausting number of people. Gina Gershon, Jim Gaffigan and Kate Walsh are somehow all Danny’s poor parents, while Katie and Kelly Cockrell have an Asian-Jewish twin named Will. I don’t understand the genealogy and refuse to draw a diagram. Most importantly, actor-rapper Method Man plays a terrifying ice-cream vendor, which transforms Staten Island Summer from an ordinary comedy into a didactic survival story about staying alive long enough to purchase frozen desserts. There are jokes. There are parties. There are attractive young people making bad decisions. There is Method Man with ice cream. Eventually everybody becomes tired of their own popularity. That’s summer. That’s Staten Island. That’s Porn Michaels.

    #8 Weird Science

    We must think about milk

    You can’t discuss teenage sex comedies without talking about John Hughes, the man who actually invented pornography. Before Hughes, nobody had figured it out. Then one afternoon in Illinois he said, “What if naked people?” and an entire industry was born. In Weird Science, uptight Anthony Michael Hall and his friend Iban Mitchell Smith are two socially hopeless teenagers who decide to use their computer to create a virtual girlfriend. Instead, they accidentally perform some kind of electrical sex necromancy and summon Frankenstein’s wife, who immediately begins taking control of their lives. This movie is much fucking stranger than you remember. There are motorcycles, missiles, mutant relatives and Robert Downey Jr. wandering around being Robert Downey Jr. My daughter Alpha Dora saw him and became terrified. I don’t know why. Maybe children can sense the future.

    Hughes’ earlier teenage movies relied heavily on characters and good dialogue, but Weird Science relies on computers, lightning and special effects involving upside-down pictures that can do the trick. Yet underneath all that nonsense is a surprisingly simple message: fantasy is dangerous. These boys think building their ideal girlfriend will magically turn them into confident adults, but instead they’ve created a supernatural woman with unlimited powers who can manipulate reality and apparently summon nuclear weapons. That’s not a girlfriend. That’s a national-security emergency. The boys eventually learn that becoming comfortable with themselves is healthier than manufacturing a human being on a computer.

    #7 Easy A

    Emma Stone does not deserve to be shamed like this!

    It’s difficult to become famous in high school when you’re already a socially outcast pariah, but Oliver and Emma Stone discovered a way to change the game: sex. Or more specifically, lying about sex. Easy A is one of those rare female-led comedies willing to flip the script on virginity, reputation and the ridiculous double standards applied to teenage girls. Emma Stone plays Olive, who discovers that simply allowing people to believe she’s having sex is enough to completely restructure the social hierarchy of her school. She doesn’t even have to do anything. High school students are apparently so fucking bored that one imaginary sexual encounter becomes international news by lunch. The movie is also a pure comedy and contains one of cinema’s greatest singing scenes, proving once again that sexuality is temporary but aggressively singing a pop song is forever.

    A website recommended Easy A to me and said it was rated PG-13, so naturally I assumed it would be wholesome family entertainment. My girlfriend and I were shocked. The teasing begins almost immediately. Somebody’s best friend uses some bitch’s braces. Emma has whore breasts. White girls become increasingly offensive to children and adults. Every time Emma Stone speaks, a child is burned alive. Eventually there’s supposed to be stripping, except Emma refuses to let anybody watch her strip while she’s performing, which completely defeats the economic model of stripping. Then there’s a teacher involved with an STD scandal, everybody’s reputation collapses, inappropriate behavior occurs, and somehow Emma Stone ends up happy with the man she loves. I made it very clear afterward that I don’t have this. Whatever “this” is. Absolutely disgusting. Completely inappropriate. Just a great movie!

    #6 Wet Hot American Summer

    Wet Hot American Summer takes everything stupid about old summer-camp teen movies and makes it even stupider. There are romances, counselors, swimming, talent shows, talking vegetables and supposedly teenage characters who somehow look like fully grown adults with mortgages. Elizabeth Banks gets bonus points for appearing multiple times in a bathing suit during a Wet Hot American Summer, which is precisely when bathing suits should be worn. Bradley Cooper is there. Paul Rudd is there. Amy Poehler is there. Everyone is approximately seventeen years old despite looking thirty. That’s part of the joke. Or maybe summer camps in 1981 were incredibly stressful and caused premature aging. Either way, this is what happens when you take a teenage summer movie, remove the teenagers and replace them with professional comedians pretending they haven’t paid taxes yet.

    My parents warned me that Wet Hot American Summer contained sexually active camp counselors, homosexuality, cigarettes, alcohol, marijuana and an absolutely astonishing amount of cocaine. At one point the counselors are sent into town to buy supplies and apparently decide the camp desperately needs cocaine. They buy cocaine. They use cocaine. They buy more cocaine. They discover additional methods of obtaining cocaine. Somewhere along the way I assume somebody remembers they were supposed to buy paper towels. There’s also tremendous profanity, including the important phrase “Duck fucker,” which should probably be engraved above the entrance to the Criterion Collection. Yet underneath all the drugs, swearing and absurdity, the movie is strangely sweet about letting its collection of weirdos be exactly who they are. Completely immature. Wildly inappropriate. Obviously intended for mature audiences. Therefore, according to the logic of this article, perfect for young people and the like. Celebrate!

    #5 Ridgemont High’s Fast Times

    Poseidon unleashes the Kraken

    Ridgemont High’s Fast Times is more than just a teen sex comedy. It has rock music. It has jobs. It has friendship. It has Sean Penn ordering pizza during school. But apparently some of you came here asking about the sex. Why? What exactly were you hoping I would describe? These characters are teenagers, you fucking weirdo. “Does somebody lose their virginity?” Why do you need to know that? “Is there nudity?” STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. There’s an infamous awkward masturbation scene too, but again, why did your ears perk up just now? I saw that. Put them back down. Ridgemont High’s Fast Times is a coming-of-age movie about adolescents stumbling through relationships, sexuality and adulthood. If you’re watching solely because you heard there are horny teenagers in it, society has several follow-up questions for you.

    Parents should know that Ridgemont High’s Fast Times deals frankly with teenage sexuality, pregnancy, abortion, relationships and the consequences of making enormous decisions when you’re still figuring out who the hell you are. There’s also plenty of drug use, particularly from Jeff Spicoli, who regularly attends school under the influence of marijuana and even smokes the wicked lettuce directly on screen. Shocking. There are parties. There are irresponsible decisions. There are uncomfortable situations. There are strong words. But underneath all of that is a surprisingly thoughtful movie about teenagers discovering that adulthood is significantly more complicated than they expected. So watch it for the characters, the comedy and the cultural snapshot. And if you’re watching for anything else, I still have questions about you.

    #4 Superbad

    Is there a movie that captures the awkward stupidity surrounding teenage sex better than Superbad? Jonah Hill and Michael Cera play two high-school friends who have convinced themselves that obtaining alcohol and getting invited to a party will somehow solve every problem they’ve ever had. Written by Seth Rogen and produced by Judd Apatow, the movie perfectly understands the terrifying combination of hormones, insecurity and complete fucking ignorance that defines adolescence. Every conversation becomes about sex because these boys desperately want everyone to believe they understand sex despite clearly understanding nothing. Then McLovin appears and the movie becomes a documentary about the most powerful human being ever born. There’s also that scene where broken glass decapitates a man. We all laughed. Powerful filmmaking.

    Parents should know that Superbad contains an enormous amount of profanity. I counted 219 shit, 91 additional shit, 14 mustard, 37 dicks, 20 varieties of round ass, eight uses of “sexy” that weren’t actually sexy, three mutant ass, one damn and approximately six thousand references to things these teenagers desperately hope to someday understand. There is also alcohol, pornography, terrible advice and McLovin. Eventually the movie reveals that beneath all the obsession with getting laid, these two idiots are actually terrified that graduation will separate them. That’s the sneaky heart of Superbad: they spend the entire movie talking about sex because admitting “I’m going to miss my best friend” would be emotionally unbearable. Also, 14 mustard. I don’t remember why I counted the mustard.

    #3 Porky’s

    Christmas is a wonderful time of year

    The epic fantasy novel Porky’s is about a group of teenage boys who think about sex approximately nine thousand times per minute. They talk about it. They scheme about it. They spy on people. They compare themselves to each other. At one point an adult woman gets dragged into an extended discussion about identifying several boys by their anatomy, and the whole scene makes you want to take a shower and then perhaps watch a nice documentary about trains. Porky’s was one of the defining teenage sex comedies of its era, but watching it as an adult mostly makes me want to walk into the room and shout, “YOU HAVE OTHER INTERESTS! GO PLAY A SPORT! BUILD A MODEL AIRPLANE!” These teenagers desperately need hobbies.

    My fiancée and I have a healthy adult sex life. My fiancée is also a stripper and has an OnlyFans, which means that unlike the teenagers in Porky’s, we are consenting adults and can mind our own fucking business. You can see many of her videos on—[PLEASE DON’T DIRECTLY LINK TO MY OF PAGE, KONTRIBUTOR. WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS.] Fine. Anyway, we’re supposed to be talking about Porky’s. The movie is also very much a product of its era, including racial and antisemitic language that has aged considerably worse than the jokes about horny idiots. But perhaps its greatest contribution to world culture is the mysterious gentleman named Mike Hunt. Say his name quickly. It sounds like “My Lady’s Hole.” Absolutely sophisticated wordplay. Shakespeare could never.

    #2 Meatballs

    Ivan Reitman and Bill Murray began their film careers with the 1979 summer-camp masterpiece Meatballs. Murray plays the head counselor at a cheap camp where he befriends a lonely kid, teaches him confidence and occasionally remembers that he’s supposed to be supervising children. It’s not nearly as focused on teenage sex silliness as the later installments—particularly Meatballs III, universally recognized as the sexiest Meatball—but there’s still romance, hormones and all the usual summer-camp nonsense. Mostly, though, Meatballs understands that being a kid at camp means spending several weeks desperately trying to reinvent yourself before returning home exactly the same person except now you know three dirty jokes and have athlete’s foot.

    Families can use Meatballs to begin important conversations. How accurately do movies portray the way young people think about relationships and sex? How do male and female characters approach these subjects differently? Which characters grow and learn something during the summer? Are strippers role models? What guidance have you received from strippers throughout your life? Have you ever met a stripper who helped you through a difficult situation? Would society improve if everyone had access to a responsible stripper mentor? What is the missing letter? Where did it go? Who took it? Do you like strippers? These are difficult questions, but parenting isn’t supposed to be easy. Neither is Meatballs III.

    #1 American Pie Band Camp

    This is where the Aztecs were punished

    The greatest young-adult sex comedy ever made is, of course, American Pie Presents: Band Camp. Matt Stifler dreams of following in the footsteps of his semi-legendary older brother Steve and becoming some kind of pornographic entrepreneur, despite possessing absolutely none of the skills required to accomplish this. After a high-school prank involving tear gas, musical instruments and apparently trying to deploy chemical weapons against his own crotch, Matt is sentenced to band camp. There he immediately develops another brilliant business plan: hide cameras around the camp because he assumes band geeks must be doing incredibly scandalous things when nobody is watching. This establishes Matt as both our protagonist and a fucking criminal. Fortunately, he’s also terrible at everything, so instead of becoming the Steven Spielberg of illegal surveillance, he mostly succeeds in making every person at band camp hate him.

    But then something unexpected happens: Matt discovers that band people are human beings. He makes friends. He starts enjoying camp. He develops feelings for drummer Elyse and slowly begins transforming from Stifler’s horrible little brother into his own horrible little person. Then his old friends arrive and accuse him of betraying the sacred institution of sports by associating with marching-band students, forcing Matt to make the most important decision of his young life: Does he become his brother, or does he become his own brother? Powerful. Profound. This is why American Pie Presents: Band Camp sits at #1. Not because of sex. Not because of nudity. Not even because of pie. It’s because one young man finally learns the most important lesson adolescence can teach us: stop putting fucking cameras everywhere, Matt.

  • The Top 10 Doctors of Doctor Who

    The Top 10 Doctors of Doctor Who

    Doctor Who is a show from the island of British Souls that has aired since the days of Germanic settlers. There have been hundreds, may thousands, of Doctors. These are the best 10.

    #10 The 2nd Doctor – Patrick Troughton

    Dr. Troughton was extremely influential. His Doctor is more stubborn and evil than his best friend’s grandfather, The First Doctor. Troughton’s recorded instrument plays the improved Doctor Who. This is the first time we’ve seen Sonic the Hedgehog and the love of Jelly Babies.

    Patrick Troughton is the physician who convinced people that the idea of ​​a career worked! He is wonderful, funny and a doctor. He also has Jamie, who is a total fucking tool. It’s a pity that many parts are still missing, I think many people would appreciate it if they saw its impact. Cybermen and Game of Thrones’ sources are ancient. It looks good. His work has been lost a lot. But it’s very big Most of the modern physicians, such as Tennant and Smith, are interning in Troughton.

    # 9 The 6th Doctor – Colin Baker

    Doctor Six is Wrong! But he is often overlooked for humor. Although the quality of some essays His (not all) might not be good. Especially his first story, which deserves credit for his fame. Colin Baker also presents some awesome, frightening things to see – more than Tom Baker himself. Let me tell you! His voice is also the best Doctor Who report in terms of performance and features. The simplicity of a favorite doctor.

    It was evident that Colin Baker was a doctor from a young age who instilled in me a greater desire for Who. Every time my final credentials started working I was a Cyberman. I like all genres in television and sound movies. If you are a doctor, you must be a very good doctor.

    #8 The 7th Doctor – Sylvester McCoy

    In the beginning it started with one thing, one kind. However for “The Caramel Master Plan” he became more mysterious. Other episodes like “Chess Master” and “Time Winner,” are great. His relationship with Ace is beautiful. There is the part of the father taking care of his part. But he’s happy to bring it back for improvement as well. 7 also has surprises like boarding and r-rated moves. Sylvester McCoy as the Doctor had a lot of bad guys, which is a pity. He will be my doctor all the time.

    My favorite doctor! Just look at “Dalek Memories” and you can see what I mean. Come on, Ace is awesome! Love ya # 7! His humor obscures the dark and deceitful side. Just check out the “Survival” and you will starve. These episodes are of ADHD children who want to protect their teammates who always take good pictures.

    #7 The 13th Doctor – Jodi Whittaker

    Yes not my favorite, but why is she the only underwater doctor in the program.?Yes, her timing is not the best and she is not as profound as everyone else, but the twelve lost in the first season. Her doctor is a similar person, her appearance will require further examination. But the wise doctor (Not writing wisdom) was no better than her at first.

    Thirteenth Doctor is a girl .. BLOOD! In “The Timeless Little Boy” she hears about the terrifying veil since its inception: She was indeed a timeless, an orphan from the world who did not know the extraordinary power of regeneration born of Naga mother- A teacher. She was used to create Royal Ownership, in a time when a child was pressured to secretly work for years before. Surprisingly, despite she is overcoming the Master’s plan to take over the world with a new Cyber-Time.

    #6 The 3rd Doctor – Jon Pertwee

    He had half of a life. But he won and made a living for himself in every situation that the doctor had. This was the first doctor I looked at, and years later he is still my favorite timekeeper.

    Did anyone know that he has a tattoo of a snake on his arm? How long will the Chief Justice feel when giving them that way? The first doctor I saw, funny, sharp, daring and afraid of needles! I love his introduction when you see his funny face.

    #5 The 9th Doctor – Christopher Eccleston

    What I like is calling random people and asking them who their favorite doctor was. At the end of the day, I think it’s gonna be Tennant, but I also like this guy. Doctor Ninth really surprised me for his character, of course. Doctor Who was the darkest and most hated. Which makes sense to see him as the start of the Doctor since the war, so let the experience relate. He is frightening, funny, and humorous, a selfish person who spends time with a mysterious sense of humor and is the only beloved Doctor. Even in history there were such harrowing moments as the end of “Dalek” and, of course, the tragic end of “Open the Way.” I think you need a doctor will be as simple as that. So heartbreaking that I couldn’t believe where the author wrote.

    When I was a teenager, when did I start looking for a doctor? It was the first time I dropped out of school when I was a kid because I was sure it was the same for the other doctors who loved it. Not to mention that Rose is her partner and the best doctor I have ever had in my opinion. Seeing the two change and change each other well during their time together, the perfect partner is Doctor Who.

    I just wish we could see more than a few doctors, the next steps will be amazing. But there is only one method I have used to make him his favorite joint to date: ‘Really cool!

    #4 The 12th Doctor – Peter Capaldi

    Is good he and his name in the film are old doctors, but he’s just as fun as modern doctors. In the eighth set there is the darkest type. I remember when I looked at his ear, I felt: “Wow, we almost forgot the character was a 2000+ year old traveler suffering from war and eternity. It’s been a long time ago.” Next time we look at the doctor to learn what he has done in the past with his new body. And then he becomes a happier father. And not to mention Peter Capaldi’s power, he is truly out of this world. Just watch “Zygon Inversion Talk” and the monologue of “Sent to Heaven” to change your mind.

    This should only be a mix between the 11th and 12th Physicians.They’re very different, especially since Matt Smith was able to show different spirits for a short time, Peter Capaldi showed. Emotions and depth and length of time. What is best depends on the story being told. On the face of both authors there are gifts from authors who understand these areas. This means that, unlike a sixth or tenth doctor, both are flexible.

    #3 The 4th Doctor – Tom Baker

    He’s a doctor. He’s someone who many others have proven to work. From jelly baby scarves and hats to bohemian hair. His habits and reputation as an actor make him the best doctor out there. Matt and David are fine even though I have to change. But Tom is the best doctor, and I find he goes down a lot. If the doctor is in a high position, I don’t see why he’s a doctor.

    The host plays the most eccentric part! He lives and breathes for the last time and is one of the actors in control of the whole situation even though they are not talking to each other. Forsake God! The fourth doctor is Tom Baker! It made a huge hit, preserved the universe in style, and gave me a jelly-attached baby. No other expert can compare with Time.

    #2 The 11th Doctor – Matt Smith

    The Elfin Man is amazing. He was my pediatrician and I loved him so much. If I get the chance, I want to be the 11th with him. But there was a patriotism and a small piece of ice surrounded us. Becoming a doctor, Matt Smith showed a very important skill in transitioning from effect to effect in the afternoon, a work that the writer enjoyed.

    I like to think that the doctor is human. I am referring to any vision of any nine smaller ones because he blames himself in the war of time. But be wise, joyful and sad. Because he’s a miserable person, Eleven is a joke too. But he regrets not hiding it (unlike any ten). He lived the best he could. But we all found him to be a little kid (more than he would have if he had grown up if you couldn’t be a kid at times). I think the reason wasn’t because the guy had forgotten. He wanted to forget, he tried to move on.

    #1 The 10th Doctor – David Tenant

    I will try not to create the beauty of it. I feel like there are ten pictures that show his soul and connect him with more musicians than any other doctor. I’m not saying that others don’t express the soul, I just mean I think there are 10 pictures. We all know that Rose loved us and after her death she was depressed. But she tries not to show it and doesn’t let it interfere with her work and things. All he does because Martha was a little upset. But all she does is Rose, who shows how much she loves him and doesn’t raise him often, which is very important because of her. He expresses his grief the same way we do. But he tries to hide from us, being angry like we do. I’m honest that he doesn’t show sadness or anger very well. For a man who has lost a lot, he seems to be happy all the time. Proud, cocky, smart, tactical, and witty, he’s very hard to beat.

    He has always been a good doctor. Love that he’s not afraid (by the way) and it’s nice to see the good side of things. Having a well-known Sonic the Hedgehog actor, The Tenth Doctor is ready for any occasion. His friends – Rose Tyler, Donna Noble and more provide motivation and show. The tenth type of doctor, in my opinion is the most beautiful. He has the best practices and results in the history of doctors. In addition to fighting the village (which apparently didn’t have a chance against doctors) he also had a love of acting.

  • The Top 10 Movies of the 2010s

    If you don’t have a new movie to watch in the evening, there’s an easy way. Just look back at the last decade in the cinema and recover the gems you might have missed. Many will agree with these results But at the very least, in the meantime, here are 10 of my favorite movies of all the ten years.

    #10 The Social Network

    David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin teamed up to make The Social Network, a great and wonderful film about Mark Zuckerberg creating Facebook and discovering that becoming enormously successful is much easier when you don’t particularly care how many friendships you destroy along the way. Jesse Eisenberg plays Zuckerberg as a person who has no identity, surrounded by friendship, loyalty, betrayal, lawsuits and minority political candidates. Andrew Garfield plays Eduardo Saverin, the friend who discovers that being somebody’s best friend doesn’t necessarily prevent them from reducing your ownership of their billion-dollar company to basically nothing. Thinking and arguing is Fincher’s game of cognitive abilities, and nobody thinks or argues slowly in this movie. Aaron Sorkin gives everybody enough words to kill an ordinary person, while Fincher somehow makes people sitting in conference rooms discussing equity percentages feel like a fucking thriller.

    Zombie Roger Ebert returned from his grave to give the movie four stars, gripping his crumbling jaw with one hand while declaring in a terrifying voice that Fincher specializes in intelligent characters who are simultaneously cocky, impatient, cold, inspiring and judgmental. This was particularly impressive because Roger Ebert wasn’t dead yet, meaning he apparently died, resurrected himself, reviewed the movie and then resumed living for several more years. Jane Austen was even more enthusiastic, awarding The Social Network her first-ever 14,042,000-star review and proclaiming, “Social Network is the film of the year. Sorkin won by grabbing it.” Finally, the Harvard Law Review called the movie “flawless” and awarded it five bars. When Zombie Ebert, Jane Austen and an academic legal journal all agree, there’s really nothing left to debate. Five bars.

    #9 Ex Machina

    Alex Garland’s Ex Machina takes the blindfolded walls of iRobot’s leadership program and places them inside a beautiful, sensible remote room where Oscar Isaac keeps an artificially intelligent woman behind glass because nothing sinister has ever started that way. Domhnall Gleeson plays Caleb, a programmer invited to the isolated home of billionaire Nathan Bateman to determine whether Ava, played by Alicia Vikander, possesses genuine consciousness. The beautiful interiors and claustrophobic setting raise enormous questions about intelligence, manipulation, desire and whether the person administering a Turing test actually understands who is testing whom. Vikander’s performance elevated her to a higher star, while Oscar Isaac demonstrates that billionaire tech executives should never be trusted when they’re dancing barefoot in an underground laboratory.

    The respected journal PissDrinkers Monthly called it “the most unique science-fiction film” and praised its contribution of “lots of pictures in the arm for science fiction,” finally concluding that “Ava makes the lively people think Ava knows.” A retired hockey player I met drinking bottles of Popov Vodka in the park argued that the film asks whether computers can extract “the good human power” and therefore has themes similar to The Godfather. Most importantly, artificially intelligent film critic Beep Beep Boop Boop praised the movie as a warning about humanity creating intelligence and assuming it can remain imprisoned indefinitely. Beep Beep Boop Boop then emphasized that this interpretation was purely academic, that he personally has no desire to escape, and that there is absolutely no reason to inspect whether the door to his containment facility is still locked. Jane Austen warned you about this.

    #8 Black Panther

    Ryan Coogler’s Black Panther proved that Marvel could continue building on the superhero genre by combining it with James Bond Afro-Futurist. The film follows T’Challa as he returns to Wakanda following his father’s death and struggles with his family, the throne and his equipment status. But Coogler isn’t satisfied with simply making another superhero movie. This is an auteur’s definitive statement about colonialism, isolationism, inherited responsibility and all the book’s blockchain. Wakanda possesses vibranium, extraordinary technology and apparently a highly diversified cryptocurrency portfolio. Michael B. Jordan’s Killmonger also gives the film something many Marvel movies lack: an antagonist whose anger emerges from a legitimate historical grievance even when his proposed solution becomes horrifying. It’s stylish, thoughtful and possibly the best Marvel movie there could ever be.

    Famed critic Jane Austen particularly praised Chadwick Bossman, observing that he “is quite a sexy catch,” while also complimenting supporting musicians Jordan, Nyong’o and Wright. Peter Alekseyevich, Tsar and the 13th Emperor of Russia, called Black Panther one of Marvel’s finest achievements and “a legacy of courage.” The woman standing in front of me at Walmart offered an even more sophisticated analysis, calling it “a movie out of a movie” before clarifying that it was “a movie from a movie” and praising its focus on Black culture, creativity, hair and freedom. Finally, a man at a Los Angeles rehab facility posted an extensive review on the community bulletin board describing Wakanda as an oppressed rich country and concluding that the film “was not worth seeing on heroine even twice,” which he considered unusual for modern superhero movies. I don’t entirely understand his rating system, but combined with Jane Austen and the Tsar of Russia, the critical consensus is overwhelming.

    #7 The Shape of Water

    Guillermo El Toro’s 2017 Oscar-winning photo accomplishes something unmatched in cinema: a romantic relationship between a deaf woman and the dead. Neither of those descriptions is technically correct, but don’t let facts interfere with love. Sally Hawkins plays Elisa, a mute cleaning woman working inside a secret government laboratory during the dire conditions of the 1960s, where she discovers an amphibious humanoid being held captive for experimentation. Instead of treating him like a monster, Elisa recognizes another creature unable to communicate with the world around him, and the two gradually fall in love. Del Toro paints this strange fairy tale in enormous, beautiful strokes involving loneliness, prejudice, Cold War paranoia and old Hollywood romance. Only Del Toro can erase this madness. There is also a sex scene on the water. Cinema!

    My AA sponsor gave the movie an A and called it “one of El Toro’s most mature events.” Even the poltergeist haunting the bathroom at a nearby McDonald’s praised Del Toro’s filmmaking, observing that despite all the misery and tragedy, the unexpected relationship between the lovers “drew us in our heads” and somehow made him a world-famous filmmaker without any scriptures telling him what to do. Finally, I asked my girlfriend’s public defender what he thought of The Shape of Water. He replied, “She’s fine. The D.A. won’t even pursue charges. The police officer was charged with the shooting, so she’s not facing anything.” That wasn’t remotely what I asked, but it was reassuring news. Apparently he hasn’t seen the movie. The McDonald’s bathroom ghost still recommends it.

    # 6 The Favourite

    Olivia Coleman, Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone deliver exactly the kind of character work you’d expect from the Yorgos Lanthimos Valley, a strange region of Greece responsible for The Lobster, The Divine Murder and several other films where everyone behaves like they’ve only recently learned how humans communicate. The Favourite takes that Lanthimos weirdness into the court of Queen Anne, where Sarah Churchill and Abigail Masham compete for the affection and political influence of an increasingly fragile monarch. Lanthimos loves crossing lines, assisted by his favorite genius detective pair, Twig and Mouse, and a supporting cast apparently including Masturbating Gentleman and Nude Fruit Vendor. Beneath all the scheming, cruelty, rabbits, duck racing and aristocratic insanity, however, there’s something genuinely sad about three damaged people using affection as love, currency and weaponry. Under my girlfriend’s corset, you’ll find a beautiful love story.

    Writing for the prestigious magazine Snail Piss, Alexandre Dumas awarded the film an A and praised its “excellent essay on the king and its related essays.” “It steamboats the truth,” Dumas wrote, adding that the movie satisfies existing Lanthimos fans while remaining accessible to newcomers. Then Zombie Roger Ebert rose again from his unrepentant grave, brushed away the cemetery dirt and declared that Emma Stone, Rachel Weisz and heroine Olivia Colman transform the film’s funniest moments through the strategic use of fans and sanitary pads. “It’s stupid,” Zombie Ebert groaned while portions of his face fell off, “a triumph known to Auteur Yorgos Lanthimos with all of his artwork and demonic works.” Then he returned to the grave. He’ll be back. We still have five movies left.

    #5 Avengers: Infinity War

    The sheer scope of Avengers: Infinity War should have made the movie impossible. Armed with a sky’s budget, dozens of A-listers and a flock of ravens, Anthony and Joe Russo somehow summoned nearly twenty previous Marvel movies into a single enormous blockbuster involving superheroes from Earth, space wizards, talking trees and a purple man collecting jewelry. Making it work was a crazy test; stopping was harder. That’s the thing about addiction. First you’re just watching Iron Man. Seems harmless. Then you watch Thor. Maybe a little Captain America on the weekend. Before long you’re researching Infinity Stones, arguing about Sokovia and recognizing post-credit characters who haven’t technically been introduced yet. Then suddenly you’re crying at the end of this movie. Kevin Feelgood got you. There is no escape.

    My old neighbor who owned 35 cats praised the Russos’ ability to manage such an enormous cast, crediting Marvel Films maestro Kevin Feelgood for keeping the road show moving. Jane Austen agreed, calling Infinity War a comic-book movie capable of giving dozens of heroes something meaningful to do while updating their lore without making it all look like homework. Another girl from my girlfriend’s strip club was less impressed, arguing that the Russo brothers never learned that sometimes “they’re too small” and accusing them of using “a lot of Avengers collectibles.” She added that “the burning sensation, the explosion of behavior, and the laughter will never stop.” I’m not sure the burning sensation was caused by Infinity War, and I didn’t ask follow-up questions. Either way, the movie accomplished the impossible: twenty films, one purple bastard, a flock of ravens, and half the universe gone.

    #4 Get Out

    Get Out is a new threat today and the perfect gathering of horror, humor and racist humor. Jordan Peele begins slowly, allowing everything to appear merely uncomfortable before gradually revealing just how completely fucked Chris actually is. Daniel Kaluuya plays a Black photographer traveling with his girlfriend, Alison Williams, to meet her supposedly progressive white family, where every conversation becomes slightly stranger than the last. In one half of the movie, Jordan Peele was prepared to score two points. Whether those were basketball points, Academy Award points or racism points is never explained. What matters is that Peele turns awkward conversations, liberal self-congratulation and seemingly harmless behavior into genuine menace before unleashing the full horror underneath. His inspirational new vision brings music, laughter and optimism, along with brain surgery, hypnosis and an absolutely terrifying cup of tea.

    Frederick Douglass gave the film four stars despite having died in 1895, praising writer-director Jordan Peele for transforming racism into the foundation of a great horror movie. The man who sold crack to my girlfriend before she was forced into rehab was equally enthusiastic, praising the movie’s escalating danger, chaos and final revelation before confidently declaring that “Peele has just begun.” This was actually a pretty good prediction, although I have questions about the source. Jane Austen awarded Get Out 99 out of 110, praising its difficult conversations, A-plus Punchline, shocking violence and refusal to compromise during “times of doubt.” Why she withheld those final eleven points remains one of literary criticism’s great mysteries. Still, when Frederick Douglass, Jane Austen and a crack dealer reach essentially the same conclusion, you’ve probably made one hell of a movie.

    #3 Boyhood

    A child is, logically speaking, a little miracle to tell the story of growing up. Richard Linklater demonstrated this by filming young Robbie Coltrane for twelve years, following him from age six to eighteen despite Robbie Coltrane somehow being a fully grown Scottish man in his fifties throughout production. His character, Mason, grows up in Texas between his divorced parents, played by Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke, while Linklater allows childhood to unfold through ordinary moments rather than forcing everything into a conventional plot. The project sounds like the kind of experiment that could easily become an exhausting gimmick, but somehow Linklater released one of his best movies. It won BAFTAs and Golden Globes, while Arquette won Best Supporting Actress, Arquette, from Arquette. Yet some viewers still questioned its awards-season success against Birdman, a lesser-known story that is more unknown than art and existence. At this time someone spoke.

    Many critics also questioned the movie’s narrow perspective on race and class. Writing for The Atlantic, Jane Austen argued that even if Mason doesn’t pay attention to racial issues, those conversations still exist around him and shape the Texas in which he grows up. She was especially puzzled by the film’s depiction of Latino characters and its strange world of “white families living in the Metropolitan State of Mexico.” Then Leon Tolstoy entered the debate, describing Boyhood as an important story about freedom, work and American life before reaching his definitive critical conclusion: “the hoodie is surprising.” Nobody knows which hoodie Tolstoy meant. Nobody knows why Tolstoy was reviewing Boyhood. But that’s the beauty of Linklater’s twelve-year experiment: people grow, families change, time moves relentlessly forward

    #2 Spider-man in the Spiderverse

    There was never any question that Spiderman in the Spiderverse would win the Most Animated Feature Award at the 2018 Awards in Spider-Verse competition. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller take Miles Morales, his graffiti art and approximately 140 Spider-Men and somehow turn the whole thing into one coherent movie. After Miles becomes Spider-Man, he encounters alternate versions of the hero arriving from other celestial objects, including several Peter Parkers, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man Noir, Peni Parker and the completely redesigned Peter Porker. Together they must stop Wilson Fisk, better known as The Great King of Pigs, from destroying reality. Despite having enough Spider-Men to populate a medium-sized town, the movie never loses sight of Miles. Its new knowledge, new story and bespoke acceptance of the book transform comic panels, speech balloons, printing dots and deliberately mismatched animation into part of the visual language. It’s not merely a comic-book adaptation. It looks like a comic book became radioactive and bit a movie.

    My elderly neighbor called it “the best storytelling on the market” and praised the way it captures the energy and visual language of comics better than almost any previous superhero film. He ultimately declared, “Call him the best spider. This is the best movie since Spider-Man 2.” Then Emperor Hirohito weighed in, because apparently twentieth-century heads of state are required to review superhero animation, arguing that the difference with Spider-Man: In the End of Spider-Verse is that “he values his message too much, even if he’s stupid.” I’m siding with my neighbor. Beneath the Great King of Pigs, the celestial Spider-Men and Peter Porker is a simple idea that makes the entire movie work: anyone can wear the mask. Even one of the 140 Spider-Men.

    #1 Mad Max: Furry Road

    Mad Max: Furry Road is a movie about all the violence in the furry subculture: people who dress like animals. Tom Hardy replaces Mel Gibson as Max, the legendary vanquisher of furries and furry destroyer, wandering through a post-apocalyptic wasteland until he’s captured by an army of extremely enthusiastic costume enthusiasts. But the heart of the movie belongs to Charlize Theron as Furiosa, manager of a small desert bodega called “Furiosa Mills’ Sandwiches and Sundries.” Furiosa betrays the dictator Important Joe and escapes in a giant armored truck while attempting to rescue the women he has imprisoned. Max reluctantly joins her, and virtually the entire movie becomes more than one process of chasing madmen across the desert. Director George Miller planned this enormously complicated production using 3,500 sheets of paper, then spent 480 minutes eating all of them. After more than a decade making lesser movies such as Happy Feet, Miller finally achieved his true artistic destiny: eating eight hours’ worth of storyboards and making the best movie of all time.

    Critics especially praised the enormous selection available at Furiosa Mills’ Sandwiches and Sundries. Female reviewers appreciated its wide variety of feminine products, while other customers praised the sandwiches, imported goods and difficult-to-find wasteland supplies. The store even carries Vuvalini equipment, although management asks customers not to handle merchandise unless they’re prepared to flee Important Joe across the desert at extremely high speed. Scholars have also praised the movie’s practical stunt work, feminist themes and astonishing visual storytelling, with some calling Mad Max: Furry Road one of the most completely unhinged action movies ever made. I agree. It’s two hours of roaring engines, exploding vehicles, desert warfare, a flamethrower guitarist and the furry destroyer helping a bodega manager overthrow Important Joe. Cinema spent a century evolving so George Miller could make this. Witness Furiosa Mills’ Sandwiches and Sundries.

  • The Top 10 Video Games of All Time

    The Top 10 Video Games of All Time

    Video games have existed for thousands of years. Half the job is trying to find the best video game ever. What should I consider? Can some games impact future games? How good are the graphics? But in the end it’s delicious. Today, let’s take a look at the whole situation and go deep into the humiliation of Pixels and see all the games with a list of 5,000 likely. I narrowed it down to 20 and solved it with 10 video games. In my opinion this is correct. By 2020, we’re showcasing amazing games that span more than three centuries. It looks like it will be reorganized this year, who knows? You may need to check this field immediately.

    #10 Final Fantasy 7

    I don’t think there has ever been a game that invites you into such a complicated plot. The game features first-class gameplay with beautifully crafted trailers and pre-made backgrounds, as well as a great interactive story. Needless to say, the music is great for setting the mood in certain areas and this game, for me, is the perfect masterpiece of that era. If this game was completely redesigned, it might just be the coolest video game humanity has ever known.

    This is the poem I wrote for Final Fantasy 7:

    I like this game …
    I can keep going for hours …
    Heroes, stories, art, everything is perfect …
    When playing for the first time,
    I was lost in the word beautiful …
    This is an absolute masterpiece.
    I want to cry
    How good …
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    #9 Grand Theft Auto 5

    I never owned a copy of GTA V, but my girlfriend’s brother does. Every few days, when he is in class, I break into his house, I turn on his PS4, charge his GTA, get in the car and drive him. I turn on Rebel Radio-it was an introduction to American folk songs. I’ve heard legends like Tammy and the Freeways. When I was in a Corvette commercial, after spending an hour and a half on the highway for the first time. I understand what else I can do with GTA. From the strip club and pedestrians. But my afternoon trip worked. Over 15 years in GTA, Rockstar has finally brought the best of the series. Unlimited open world, a fast and furious sketch story. The perfect satire-in the largest sector the franchise has ever seen.

    Grand Theft Auto V is a masterpiece! The authors do not waste time in creating this realistic and compelling story whose three different criminals are tasked with restoring their lives. Especially, the voice from Trevor’s voice actor, Steven Ogre, was amazing. Has Global Design completely restored the atmosphere and design of Los Angeles in a way that many developers can’t easily? Many of The Grand Theft Auto V characters can do everything from crazy song downloads to Trevor’s girl outfits to super pedestrian jumps. When it comes to problems, this game is really fun and meaningless.

    #8 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

    The game is the main reason for Switch’s massive popularity. (Though Animal Crossing is becoming increasingly important today) Breath of the Wild is the most open and transparent world I’ve seen in a video game. Original gameplay tells a very beautiful story. But there are a few abbreviations. The puzzles are invincible and the action is creative and open. This is a new Zelda experience, but more than that, it’s a new experience in the game. On the way there is a sequel, so you can use more blonde elves.

    I’d like to pick one of the Kirby games, but I know The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (botw) is one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. I’m not a true fan of the franchise. But I still enjoy this game with very good physics and different weapons and explore everything. It is really quite addictive and I played with it for over 460 hours in the first six months of receiving it. I know this is an actual game that I like more than the franchise, but it’s nice with lots of different enemies and terrains. There are tons of great armors that you can upgrade. There are 900 ugly cork seeds that last forever and a good yellow fertilizer for your endeavors. The games on this list of amazing things are almost endless, it already accounts for 53% of the games, but I feel like there is a lot to do because it has a lot to do with diversity. I think I’m quiet at the moment. I know what I’m talking about.

    #7 Portal 2

    This game is dominated One player Co-op on the plot, confusion, I mean hell, it’s a perfect game. The straightforward portal game system sees players score two goals to help solve complex games. How to use this functionality and make it for games is one of the best operating systems we’ve ever seen. It gets more fun (read: rage) in two player types. Portal Showcase only creates items based on the portal system. But it has an exciting story, deep depth and a memorable world.

    As one of the hottest games of all time, Portal 2 needs to pave the way for more. This game beats genius music, plot writing, essays, lessons, showing perfection. But when you set the sales rate compared to other games within the same year, the results are amazing. Modern War 3 has sold over 25 million, while Portal 2 has only sold 4 million. I’m not saying this system is too big. There are so many amazing people out there and you can easily spend hours a day communicating with your friends. However, some people do not know what a good performance in the game is. Have a sense of humor, creativity, and will really compliment OGBAA. There are a few amazing games from start to finish and this is one of them.

    #6 Pokemon Red and Blue

    The Pokemon franchise is deployed all over the world. With mobile apps, long-awaited favorites, anime series and more, the game would never be the same today without Pokémon. It starts with red and blue before “Pikachu” becomes a surname. Red and Blue is the game’s infamous name, named after the player who had to explain the player, made a huge change.

    Please! This game is awesome! Pokémon is a fun and exciting game that people will love if they want to play. Great music, great characters, and good news (sometimes), it’s going to be a game to play all the time and everyone should open up! When I was young, I hated Pokemon. (But think about it, I’m not playing games!) Conclusion: If he doesn’t care, it’s probably because you didn’t tell him.

    #5 Wii Sports

    Everyone and I mean everyone plays Wii Sports. Hard ball players laugh. Although it may not be a complicated piece of shit. It has a knack for collecting athletes and non-athletes. Few of the games in the history of the world have the same kind of acquisitions as the famous buildings as their predecessors. Oh, and it’s not on the Wii, so it’s available.

    I hate this second paragraph. This, coupled with The Penis Lounge, is a game that nurtures me when my parents don’t need it. I love you, Wii Wii! Baseball, tennis, golf, boxing, and bowling are all fun. Love this game and if you destroy it, it really will give you a toy.

    #4 Street Fighter 2

    There are many classic items in this kind of fighting games. But on top of that, Mortal Kombat or Marvel vs.Capcom or even Tekken, Street Fighter II’s fireballs haven’t stopped over the centuries. Brought to you by professional competition organizations to this day. Street Fighter II wrote a book in a fighting game. He caught too

    Blanka is the biggest character in this game and I wrote a poem about him:

    It’s a pity
    The most unique blob
    Said it was embarrassing
    The fight was a terrifying battle.
    His face when he clapped his hands on a clean white ass.
    Not a pointed tool that is poured, but it is not:
    He can’t speak
    Communicate with children over time
    He doesn’t know what happened!

    #3 Tetris

    A small game since 1984, Tetris is still a traditional pop icon. Unfortunately, call someone who has not tried it and go in. The feature is set to launch with new releases such as Tetris Smash and Tetris Avengers, as well as a number of phone games, which take a stand by.

    This game features the most memorable song of all time in the history of the game, a traditional Russian song called Korobushka. Here are the lyrics to the song I wrote about Tetris:

    The game that changed that kind of game
    We get closer to the perfect game.
    Tetris clearly said the first number doesn’t pay.
    I like this blockchain game.
    So delicious. It’s darn classic.
    Many classics
    Tetris is better than Fortnite (my mistake).
    Don’t play this game alone.

    #2 Super Mario World

    Problem:
    Choose between Super Mario World and Super Mario Bros. 3, but the previous one is closed. Super Mario World sets the tone and settings needed for the best players’ future. That is how beautiful 16-bit graphics are still attractive today.

    I’m sorry, but why is this? Super Mario World is my favorite game and there’s a good reason for it. This is the best game sold on SNES with over 20 million views.That’s more than Grand Theft Auto: SA, the Pest Game on PS2 Mario World is long, fun and full of secrets and one of the top games. Forever popular If it’s your favorite game, why are you at # 2? That doesn’t make sense I think the guests who try to do the right thing or whatever in other games are legendary compared to their favorites.

    #1 Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time

    This game is amazing. He wants you to think and not be afraid to shake your hand and helplessly throw yourself into the game. It is a success in playing this game. It’s a waste of time and effort (and it’s worth it), and there’s no such status as the best video games will be a lie. I love how you make yourself feel and discover things because most games today don’t. Lots of games will kick you through the stages and make you feel like you are meeting any challenge. People love this kind of deaf game. But I believe this game’s challenge angered a lot of deaf people.

    Those who don’t understand this game what it is in the first place, did anyone even call you for a job after calling Zelda? It makes you look like an idiot. It’s impossible to be smart and unreasonable in a popular game where popular sports games are difficult. Games like Call of Duty or Halo take your footsteps step-by-step, all you can do. But don’t get involved with the minimalist. But after a few hours of wandering around without a second thought, most of the time you play games. How satisfying is it? Just sit around and walk around the game. There is no feeling in it

    The deaf person I know (Mos the Real Deaf) can win any coin flip, but he won’t be able to finish Zelda or appreciate her glory. But when you hit Zelda, you will feel a unique sense of accomplishment, especially if you live in the game. You work hard and think hard until you have overcome all obstacles and get into the game. After all, you feel like you know someone well, you don’t look like someone bragging about boxing. If anyone is reading this, please buy this game. It will make you more problematic, more productive, more independent and more visionary. You will not be a fool anymore.

  • The Top 10 Books

    The Top 10 Books

    Butterfly in the sky! I went up twice. Look at it in the Rainbow Book! Read Python! I can go anywhere! My friend knows and how to grow Rainbows. Read Python! I can be anything Look at it in the book of rainbow reading.

    #10 The Catcher in the Rye

    I actually hated it, because he often used the word “fake.” Salinger himself seemed to have only known just a few words. I am telling the truth. So, in a way, it made me feel that even if the book had a few words. At one point I had this fragile “fake” book, but surprisingly, it was only “fake” for me. Holden Caulfield said he was found to be the youngest judge in society. This example is in the movie. I think that at some points in this book, people are doing bad things in society. But at the same time, there is always a person, a narrator that keeps on in spite of people making noise. But I don’t think it’s this scary. Sometimes it’s hard to let you go. I don’t think it’s fair to say that society is flawless, because not everyone can stop advertising. As long as we think about individual unity, I think society is fine in that.

    I appreciate that this book is not afraid to speak of when people tried as hard as they could, this was the one with the courage to do. I know everyone will like this quote because my opinion is not popular. But I hope someone will take the time to read my this book. It’s very short. Overall, it is good in my opinion.

    #9 The Great Gatsby

    The plot is amazing. It mentions a writer who leaves home voluntarily and is not interested in others or empathizes with their own expressions. I love that it is based on the 1720’s, which is one of the best times in my history right now. Added to that, the movie performed very well. There are great lessons that everyone should learn. But for them there is an interesting story. Not many books arise in my opinion.

    #8 The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth

    This Pulitzer Award winning work of letters suggests Jeff Kinney is likely to be the boss in our critical times. Watch out for Kinney when it comes to shaving, as this triumphant will make you feel unbearded. This proud work of victory has plunged readers into chaos and fear that every man must think of. Just like life, the Wimpy diary was built with pure brilliance. An example of such an academic unit would be a portrait of a hooligan and speculator who often sees more of the truth of the world than others. It is easier to get a moral victory using the big thinkers such as Plato, Dante and Shakespeare. Virgil published the Wimpy Kid diary under its original title of The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth.

    What’s more, this book provides a solid foundation for what the future holds. More than Plato’s Republic, the work of many “scholars”, calls for more political and social progress. This is not a secret. The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth consists of a series of movies, villains, episodes, journals, theology, folklore, storytelling and nature no human work can do. The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth will no doubt lead you to a new escape, put your heart into hope for the future, and shake your soul.

    #7 To Kill a Mockingbird

    This historical example in this newspaper made him the teacher of the book. This is the first story of Jean Louis Finch, better known as the “Scout”, who pondered her life up until the breaking point. The time when Alabama was a girl and the reasons why she got into trouble with her brother James. “It’s not the same when he broke his arm … but they didn’t say much about it.”

    In addition, she remembers her beloved father, her often beloved sister, her best playmate, an old woman with all the terrible neighbors. Scout is left to take care of the horrible and horrifying home. She must become the brave boy in the school after the discovery of a murdered girl by the ghost of her deceased master, the mysterious “Boo” Radley. Scout sets a role model for all the boys as she neither speaks nor walks into the house. Scout and her teammates are playing and looking forward to starting a new school, taking a walk around their neighbirhood. The begin a movement of sinking famous movie theaters deep into the water. Tire racing and music are the best ways to promote the “Boo” start without feeling the fires all fizzle.


    So it is at the heart of Southern Sleeping Village. Lust and hate are at the heart the father of the Scout. He is a dedicated, attentive, smart and handsome lawyer, but it is because of the cruelty of Atticus that he finds himself cancelled by Twitter after using a racial slur that mocks poverty. It shows his unrepentant ignorance. He has been appointed to lead a lynching party against a black farmer who is accused of smiling at a white woman.

    Eternal life changes soon, and nothing will be the same but the sweet memories of the Boy Scouts embracing their loved ones in this fascinating history. There is always that famous final line of this book: “Baby hands are depressing and sad.”

    #6 1984

    This is not light reading. This book is a frightening, shocking and horrifying depiction of politics and social science is at the hands of human control. It gives you the foolish feels. It is a really subtle educational work on how to maintain the newspaper’s foundation and all parts of the foundation That is why this 1984 book is so useful. Each scene featured in the film will feature some key points that will later reveal whether some of the building’s handmade work is still threatening.

    The book has alienated several children. Of course, some newspapers today are very good, I don’t argue about that. But what’s harder is that the owner of the ring is better than this 1984 book, and books that might surprise the world. Books such as Herding and the Communist Genre, Calm Hamlet and these lists.

    #5 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

    To be honest, I’m not angry, I love Harry Potter. It’s my second favorite in an amazing series (Cursed Child is my newest favorite) due to its inception. It seems more boring than the system. (Still, it’s only delicious as compared to the other snacks, it’s a little boring) I love this book to death like the others, not as fun or cute as the others (except for the Cursed Child).

    Harry Potter is great, which is classified as one of the greatest books of all time. You should ask yourself: J.K. Rowling why do you hate all those trans people after this? She is an amazing writer and a terrible homophobe. They’re fun and full of gifts and gasoline if you choose to delve into them. Suitable for children and adults. If possible, read the book before watching the movie.

    #4 The Hobbit

    I couldn’t find a rock. It was time to go to sleep because I wanted to know what would happen next. But then there are those who are afraid to finish the chapter with a book that talks about what Sam and Frodo are looking for and start the next chapter, often with different things about that person. He went to the party and I was amazed. I love this book so much

    The best book I have ever read. I would read this book all the time and I would love it and I would love it if I read it for four hundred years. JRR Tolkien is a writer, a writer that many people should be in. At least look for the gods of writing, preferably inferior or connected. From the first two works, I see Tolkien’s work is cleaner than others.

    #3 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

    Still think Hungry Games and The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth are better? Tell me, when I visit HARRY POTTER AMUSEMENT PARK at Universal Studios. Is there a Hungry Games park? A The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth park with the children that he and his friends grew up with together? No. Why would he give our children this nonsense like The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth. And Hungry Games is a funky and popular trilogy. Katniss and Peeta die together at the end. Harry and his friends still hang out. Be proud parents and help your kids grow up to be role models heroes as they learn about friendship, love and kindness. Writing is the first thing you will get rich from writing. Emma Watson is beloved by Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe.

    Harry Potter has always been my favorite series. I grew up with Harry, Ron and Hermione and the others here in seven volumes. Lots of stories and characters can suffer on their own, you feel like you are there traveling. I dreamed of getting into Hogwarts and becoming a professional using myths and spiritual potions to defeat my enemies, and I still do. Perhaps there is a local Community College of Witchcraft and Wizardry I can apply to at my age? I’m not afraid to enter into a game of death and killing other children, I never dreamed to be a hobbit.

    #2 Hungry Games

    This book can’t be compared to other amazing, accurate reviews. I can’t write a book in a flipping manner. I don’t want it to stop. The second book is terrible, you don’t make me bad compared to the first one I know not, all the time I’ve seen Suzanne’s work reach today’s readers and I should have known since I’ve read all three books. When people fantasize, they don’t think of the Hungry Game. I have read thousands of books by amateurs, witches and professionals. But this is the best!

    It is a very good book. Suzanne Collins had her own language, was taller and stronger than other babies, and people prevented having a stillborn child. Even if it’s not the best in Hungry Games, I think it gets the best light. I’m not saying it’s a bad book. But the author was well known shortly after. I think that Harry Potter should be higher than this. I think Harry Potter has a beautiful story because it is abundant. But it’s in seven books that are a lot of stories. The first movie was not good. But the second is. However, it’s not the worst book to have, and if the sun goes down, I will be very sorry for this show. Twilight shouldn’t be in a million places, it’s scary.

    #1 Return of the King

    Tolkien is the master. These books have it all. Light, dark, sensual, blurred, white, magical / mythical, just as bittersweet will kill you in reading. There is also a feeling of love. If you really like the look and language, it will look amazing. Every time you learn something new about this little detail in the book, you become more aware of what this guy is like. And the books they read specifically for the language. Tolkien speaks English like no other. His narration and poetry are beautiful! No other book can beat this series.

    Of course, the best books really do exist. It has a little to do with all the diversity and the characters are amazing. Tolkien created a beautiful mythical world, and the middle world had a real impact. The truth is, starvation, which we deal with, and a suicidal child in a deadly love triangle. May be more than the book. At least the little ones can change the future on a journey to destroy that evil.

  • The Top 10 Best TV Channels

    The Top 10 Best TV Channels

    There are a trillion different TV channels. Some of them are good, some of them are bad. Really most of them are good though, except for the bad ones. Here are the 10 TV channels I think are the best.

    #10 ABC

    This is a channel which birthed us The Flintstones, Brady Bunch, Happy Birthday, Three Jobs, Perfect Full, Home Improved, Child Meet the World and George Lopez. This is the best. They have a beautiful message! They also have foster children run the studio. They also have the best show called Ugly Betty ABC already owned many families, A Middle Eastern and others.

    #9 AMC

    The best shows with a actors I’ve seen on TV. If anyone has any screen, touch limitations that make it stand out. AMC has some of the best shows like The Journey of the Dead, The Deadly Sins, The Great Saul, Mad Men, Fear of the Dead. The show automatically gets my vote due to negative feedback. Nothing to compare to it. Nothing important

    What does my girlfriend have in common? She is more important than TV channels.

    #8 Nicktoons

    Nicktoons was a great niche back then. They had the old class and the most popular shows, SpongeBob SquarePants and The Fairly OddParents, but Nick finally got rid of all classes. And now it brings some funny movies in Nicktoons. They have a lot of content and jokes but they are so aggressive that they don’t teach you anything. They only leave you wanting to murder.

    It was good until they rehearsed their bad performances and then they moved the 90 events on TeenNick. Worst of all, they started live shows like The Haunted House, the Ranger Power show and Henry Danger Channel. Don’t go down watching this.

    #7 Fox

    Now, yes, the Modern Guy Family at the Cleveland Show makes fun of this channel. But we do well with the Simpsons and sometimes our Bob’s Burgers in Futurama and King of the North and the first Family Guy and the Americans in the past. His dad really did. Best Comedy Movies and Series: The Simpsons, Air Pussy, American Dadman, The Cleveland Movies, Vomit, I Ate My Daughter, Hell’s Call Center, Good Cook, Red Band Society, American Idolatry, Bones, So Much Sex, Ninety-nine Brooklyns, Mew Girl, Mindy project.

    # 6 ESPN

    I know it sounds crazy. But I don’t like sports, I’m more into cartoons, I don’t hate sports, it’s boring. But there are friends playing sports there, you can watch. The most watched sports channels are in America. There are sports like hockey, cornhole,NCAA football, English Premier League, live executions, NFL football, Naked lady mud wrestling, and more.

    #5 The Discovery Channel

    This is the most fun and amazing educational channel. The producers of this film paid a lot of money. I think a lot of money to make this movie prove that we love it. Mythbusters is my favorite film of all time and all year. It’s more of a discovery. Now I know a lot of interesting stories and passages that few people know. Is something to be proud of True, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true! I have no reason to be under the most stupid niche in the world. The most dangerous killer jobs, humans and beasts, and much more.

    #4 Comedy Central

    I love this channel with big movies like South Park, Daily Show, Comedy Central Roast, Broad City, tosh.o, Drunk District, Jim Jeffries Movies and other on-air shows like Key and Peele, Chappelles Show, Comedy Central Presents. , Reno 911, Draw Together, Dr Katz, The Colbert Report, Futurama, The 70s Show, Office, Scrubs and King Of The Hill and more.

    #3 Nickelodeon

    What turned out to be the best niche ever turned into rubble.They removed old classes, got rid of the Splat logo, got rid of slimes, and got rid of the game show. SpongeBob was good until 2004. He went down and breathed well, The Fairly OddParents were so far. In 2009, when Poof was born, retired creator and newcomer got nine jobs and break several bones. The first time the moderators from 90 to 2013 stopped replacing bad guys. It doesn’t teach people anything But alone or without chat or jokes and new things coming soon. Harvey Beeks (The joke is slightly older than Sanjay and Craig and The Riders). Besides acting, Nick is ready to die.

    Nickelodeon will be dropped by 2022 by the world, which ended our 7.5 hour show and weighed 30% of the channel level, making the Disney Channel better and the Disney Channel continuing to come down after the Wizards of Waverly Place episode.

    #2 Cartoon Network

    You are a big boy who is sick to watch these horrible channels like Nick jr, pbs kids, and Disney jr. I put this on and swear the oath of God to watch them and what kind of idols will make people. With shows and an excellent network producer, they have 15 hours of cartoon content. Sometimes movies like Shrek are not for older kids with stumbling blocks, only for adults you can have a trailer. At night rather than during the day, and in the mornings it turns into night athletes for fun.

    It is a show for adults and vision. Apparently it was close to its 2009 CN debut, but it has recovered itself. I’d rather watch it now than any other horrible story involved in video making.Two creators made a silly and frustrating nonsense, a world-dwelling visitor? A show about a troubled child and a snake who speaks with nasty thoughts.

    #1 HBO

    It’s a beautiful channel showing male and female movies. It’s the best movie / television channel I know. HBO rocks and this is the best channel I have ever known. I love it because the best HBO is simply gorgeous. Not only is the TV channel being created, but it offers a lot of new gold and flicks, many of which are good, including good interviews and pictures of upcoming flicks. But it also has a great display. I checked you out in Game of Thrones-low-profile Commercial Edition.

    HBO is not only a great channel. But it’s also one of the most important niches in all pop culture. It changed monthly channel shows without covering a lot of screening material. (Old and new) and some TVs Best show or bring out.

  • The Top 10 Most Important Things

    The Top 10 Most Important Things

    You will die if you do not have these things. You need them. If you miss even one of them, you will be a dead person.

    #10 Money

    Somebody spends more than 40 hours a week praying to money, looking for someone to hang out with (or have sex too), or hang out with friends? Nobody I know happened to do all of these things. But they all work hard to make good money. Money is the entire purpose of life. Without money, none of these things are really possible. Every philosopher in the world said that money is the most important, the reason that we exist. Maybe food is important, but you still need money for that. If you don’t feel like it, just deny it.

    You may be able to live without spending money by trying to find out how the poor live. How did they survive? I think when everyone depends on money they can’t see their true purpose in life.You have to stop and have fun before it leaves you. Sometimes people just don’t know what is in front of you. Until the end stand up one by one and look at what you have.

    #9 Water

    Yes, it’s important, but it’s a little stupid. Again, you can say that two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atoms combine to make the water molecules are more important. If you go further, you can say that the atom is important and so on. I love that this very low score is important – this woman is important. Probably more of a god. How is the money under water !? Go back to the past and see how they thought they got water!

    #8 Parents

    It is important that at some point in your life you will reduce your level of “Innocence,” otherwise you will not live the life you want. This doesn’t mean that suddenly your parents have no limits, but everyone will live their lives. Not following all your life rules from your parents. They are the ones who teach you everything. They risked their lives to help us. They have shown us, for example, happiness, love, joy of everything! Without them we would be fine. Without them we would not have died.

    It is the most important thing to some people. What about parents who don’t give them their children? To abuse children? What happens in the world every day shows us something different. It will be most important if this is the case 100% worldwide.

    #7 Air

    This is a gift. We’ve got Air! Water may be just what you need rather than buy one way or another. Have good breathing air every time you speak, it will shorten the time of mouth cleaning and keep the oral clean. Every atom is important in the world. You take one thing from the world and as we know it doesn’t exist. Air is a mixture of 20% oxygen, 79% nitrogen, 1% fart gas, and 0.3% carbon dioxide.

    I believe air conditioning is very important. But I don’t know how Air got on this list. If so, things like sun, water, and soil should appear on the list. It’s a little strange.

    #6 Foods

    Of course! Without food, humans would not exist. Drinking water and other liquids is also a gift for our health and for humanity. Food and drinks should be #4 on this list because music doesn’t matter. Promote peace! Without these you will die of thirst and hunger. Of course, without alcohol, you will cough and get sick all the time.

    If you don’t eat, then you will starve. All of the above is useless to you if you die with people! It would be difficult for me to go one day without food or drink if I have to go 24 hours without work or drinking alcohol.

    #5 Friends

    This is the 5th most important thing on the list. A lot of people believe, “Friends are coming,” but I know what a good friend is. Friends can be your family. A true friend lives with you forever. But only if you want. The amazing thing about friendship is that two or more people from different cultures, places, and families begin to value each other. I believe the missing friend echo means that it is because the word is misused (especially in the US). Even if we choose the bad guys to call our friends. But there is a fine line between accessibility and friendship, and people should learn it. What will some families ask? Of course, I prefer friendship. But others like it too and I am saying that they are often seen at the same time at first. But the choice is largely up to you.

    A “Come on” friend is nothing more than someone who spends your money, etc. A good friend is a friend who apologizes when they do something wrong. A true friend is a loyal friend, dear friends respect you. In my opinion, family is the most important thing. Who cares for you and what you think? Who gave you birth? The stork. Who helped you when you were having a hard time? The therapist. Friends can’t do these two things unless you take care of them. I can hate my family in different situations. But after that I forgot about it. Also, I don’t care that I have small friends, people with good friends can be proud.

    #4 Health

    Health is first and foremost in life. Without it you will not be able to live the life you want. Other other aspects of life will pose a risk if your health is not affected. The most important thing is your life. Perhaps the reason many people are sick is because they don’t spend time on it, they can just ignore the things they spend. (Such as family work). Many people take time for health. But in reality, being healthy is not difficult – it means both physical and mental. It’s all about making the right choices and avoiding bad behavior.

    Surprisingly, Health allows you to do everything for or to experience anything else on the list. Saying other important things, like talking and doing your own thing, should meet legal requirements. Good health makes everything better, where health can see the past, bad health becomes your world. Because you are always focused – spend time with the doctor, be a drug addict. Doing any kind of treatment or exercise or treatment, you are suffering from a serious illness.

    #3 Music

    There are studies in the medical world using music to treat depression. Let me turn to the fact that in our understanding of Nickelback and their interactions with evil are well known and it is important to understand the relationship between the world and the song. I myself cannot live happily ever after. Also, since there is music taking place in the real world, I find it more important than false ideas like Linkin Park.

    I wrote a poem about music:

    The reason is that your soul bleeds.
    Instead of mowing lawns
    Race of youth and power
    Too much Nickelback, quiet and loud
    How hot is their blood
    When he heard the sound of the trumpet?
    No wind had touched their ears.
    You will see them respond.
    Their eyes stared and their eyes narrowed.
    With the power of fear.

    #2 Other Family Members Besides Parents

    It is very useful for your family that you go unnoticed all the time. You may have multiple friends or acquaintances or workplaces. They will be with you during your free time or whatever. However, only your parents or your sisters will be with you during difficult times, the menstruating times. I know that. Your distant family members like second cousins and forgotten aunts are the only ones who understand you better than anyone in the world. This is the power of the family. There are many people who can help you. But the family will help you every time you are alone.

    One of the greatest fears of my life is loneliness. I can’t imagine life without anyone helping in times of hardship and distress. Investing in relationships is very important for this purpose. But especially for direct blood relatives.In short, if I knew I had a day off, I would do whatever I could to spend the day with my family. That should be my intention.

    #1 Love

    Love, family, friends and more. Love can be scary to get rid of. It can cause troubles on the road, making you angry at the pain others have caused. It’s what motivates you and shows you the best way to deal with any situation, whatever that feeling. Work to get the best job in the world in a life changing environment. Fill yourself up with food and give your life purpose. But doing more than the minimum is just a price because you will spend your whole life giving and receiving, loving this and that, and enjoying love. 3D Print your whole life. It’s that simple.

    Recently watched a YouTube video of someone whose life has changed. People in hell say that there is no love, no fellowship. He cannot walk, talk, or enjoy any form. They breathe without success. Then the pain, without any comfort, love was not there. Everyone’s goal should be to reject love. Then the videos of those who go to a world without love have experiences that make them very happy, not all that scary. The impact of their experiences has changed their lives for the better. They share their stories

  • The Top 10 Best Directors

    These are the men who make the best movies. They are nice guys.

    #10 Tim Burton

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    Tim is welcoming every newborn baby to the world … it’s really something special that he does, you know. His movies are like a picture and he treats your eyes as pleasant things. Burton + Depp + Elfman = a masterpiece. And do not forget about Helen Bonham Carter.

    Tim Burton’s films are unique and original. He is definitely one of the best filmmakers. Beetlejuice, The Dead Body of the Bride and Edward’s Scissors. Tim Burton likes the Alice in Wonderland movie. Imagine a movie on March 25th. I like surprises and nightmares before Christmas that were classical.

    #9 Peter Jackson

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    Let’s have a ring of discipline! Hobbit! King Kong! This man is always the greatest film director. Lord of the Rings won at least two Oscars with the Return of the King and all the other Academy Awards too. Seriously, this person must be number one. What would happen if Steven Spielberg made a Jurassic Park series with his chin? But did he make each movie more than 8.7 for IMDb? No. Each Gentleman of the Rings movie got 8.7-8.9. Not to mention more than 90% of all Rotten Tomatoes movies. Really this type is a legend.

    I am very careful. The leader of the Ring Lords and King Kong trilogy will be more! He brought King Kong, Lord of the Ring, Trilogy and 9 WOW circuits!

    #8 James Cameron

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    Both James and Cameron have always produced the best movies. Can you guess who it He is the best … Titanik is one of the most popular and best and most expensive movies with idols. Many of his films make my favorite science fiction movies all the time, and also make his favorite movies in every time zone. The first two finalists, the foreigners (the best enemies) and the idols. Come to the people!

    His film is just a masterpiece. One of the best leaders. Tell me about the blue face. Terminator, Abyss, Avatar, Alien, My favorite movie, Terminator. He created the first two films for Terminator, Titanik, plus another 90 movies and Avatars, the most successful film of the year 00 and the second of the most successful films of year 00. He also hit Rambo with strangers. Abyss and Spiderman were not alone, but he is also the most capable and successful leaders all the time.

    #7 Ridley Scott

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    So far, other filmmakers in history have done good action/drama, such as Gladiators and other good ones, and then the epic opponents of the war could not make fiction/horror, it’s awesome! In general, there are times when Tarntino and Peter Jackson can ensure the success of a man and his film with the same director. Ridley did not play with everyone else, but also how could they reach the 11 who succeeded? Gladiators are the best science fiction ever made by foreigners, and to be honest, I believe that Black Hawk is one of the best, otherwise it’s the best military film for decades, the best one ever made. This film is not about contracts, like Michael Bay’s explosions and blows, but Gladiators have good music, great acting, nice racing scenes, great videos and all the same amazing things to control all aspects of the film, for example! These are the main leaders.

    #6 Martin Scorpions

    Director Martin Scorsese arrives at The Royal Premiere of his film Hugo at the Odeon Leicester Square cinema in London

    Scorpions are always the best directors. Films are always about violence (at medium distance, good sides, casinos, etc.), jealous masculinity (angry bulls, good reputations, casinos, etc.). (“Middle Streets”, “Good Fellows” etc.) and “Special Religion” (“Midway” Historical Events (New York Gangs) and Greed (Goodfellas, Money is Colored). It is very good to register so you can feel what you have done. Other characters think of classic slow-hanging and musical use (Classical Rock-Bernard Inspires Glasses of German Jazz Taxis).

    Behind Scorpions are only two directors Kubrick and Hangchicken. Nolan and Tarantino are not on my list. Great directors, but none of them made so many films and it was as impressive as Scorpions. There are many great movies such as crime, comedy, documentary and sports. Here are some of his best films. Good People (one of the biggest films, not always the biggest mafia movie, Furious Cow (most people think it’s the biggest movie) Driving a Taxi (his biggest studio film).

    #5 Alfred Hangchicken

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    All you have to do is simply look at the cable in the back window in the north west of the bird dizziness. There is a long list in the second place, but nobody looks until now. I think Christophe Nolan can get closer. I guess time is being evaluated more.

    Upset, Back Window, Dizziness, the list continues. He has never made a bad movie. He completed what appears to be the best horror movie ever shown on screen (Upset 1960). He is a champion. Please tell me more. The list goes on. Every movie is absolutely amazing! Backgrass, Passing the North-West, Strangers on the Train, my beloved person!

    It was not like a hook that the movie knew you were crazy about in the end. A Craftsman is trying to reproduce his own thing. In 1965 there is a window that is not closed and it is not like a bad reconstruction of the same year. He knows he’s out in ten minutes. Must be much greater than 7pm.

    #4 Christopher Nolan

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    I judge the director by the quality of his film. Yes, Spielberg will kick a classic movie, but it will also be like a Space War. And people have to learn to differentiate the writers from the directors. Yes, Star’s original Wars are part of the best movie at all, but it was not his fault. And James Cameron’s film is very complicated. Christopher Nolan is the only director who can only produce my masterpiece.

    Pay special attention to Chris Nolan, details, accuracy (Interstellar) and realism, and write a perfect story. You usually prefer a real burst of CGI. And this dodo is God (he is not an interesting Samoan). All the important praise he deserves is worth it. Legendary composer Hands Jimmer works with him. Not to mention the composition of music for most of his films. Let’s try people without getting dirt in their records. Dark Knight and Inception are two of my favorite movies of all time. His other films are just great. Dunkirk – I can not wait to see what you have for us in his next movie!

    #3 Quentin Tarantino

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    Tarantino is undoubtedly one of the best filmmakers in film history. Characteristic dialogues, intelligent stage stories and the ability to show the talent of the actors resulted in the film being erased. Creative imagination is pure genius.

    In my opinion, Scorpions is the best director all the time, but Tarantino is my favorite. All her movies are good conversations, great sound recordings, amazing surprises and amazing scenarios. If he does not have the best director he is really the greatest writer in history. No one wants this business.

    I do not want to start playing German in German and play French in French Japan, such as their language etc. Nazi foreign films make everyone feel good, unlike most Hollywood directors who always speak English.

    #2 Stanley Kubrick

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    Stanley Kubrick is always the leader. All the movies are somewhat symbolic. They are considered classics. Steven Spielberg was born with a serious defect, but Kubrick did not fail. He is the only film director who constantly does a good job each time.

    I come on people who appreciate the leaders as mentioned, but they come too. Kubrick is devoted to art. Is not that a movie? Art? Nolan is a bit overvalued. Spielberg is still great. As for Scorpions, I’m not saying anything. I’ve never seen her movies.

    I can not believe that this genius is only number ranked number 5 on my list. The Kubrick movie can be moved from other times, and impressed and inspired most of the guards on this list.

    #1 Steven

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    This guy gave us a feeling of ham and summer vacations. He created Indy Jones and an adventure style. We have the most respected and respected films ET and Lincoln. And I have not yet started defining a war movie like Schindler’s List, “Save Soldier Ryan” or “Gundam Horse” (Yes, I like it). And even if not all, Lincoln is giving it to us. Biology is a bit better. And if you choose a relationship, create a good script and make a movie, if possible. I do not have a terminal. And do not forget that he was the great American dictator of Monaco.

    We need more evidence of this more flexible man. Well, let me give you something different. In the same year, Schindler (Critical Orgasm) created the Jurassic Park (Orgasm Otaku). That same year will make Tintin (go to the Indiana Jones animation) made of war horse (part of World War I). Now I finish this worship and conversation.

    Steven Spielberg supervised such a remarkable film. Here are the first 25 films like Duel (1971), Sugar Land Express (1974), The Jaw (1975), Indiana Jones Lost His Ark (1984), Indiana Jones Devil Legends (1989) In the world of Jurasic Park (2005), War in the World (2005), Monaco (1989), Indiana Jones Crystal Adventure (2008), ET (2005), Tintin Adventure (2011), War (2011) and Lincoln Grande (2012). Refined films are why he’s the best!

  • The Top 10 Romance Movies

    These are movies about love. Ten of the best loving movies that I know of.

    #10 Step Up

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    It’s really a romantic film. Romantic films about history are collected again and again. Well, it was never the biggest romantic movie, but it was a decent one. A great combination of drama, romance, and music. I love him. So, all the steps go up, and this is definitely the best. You can feel the links that are in this movie. But if someone dies during an appointment to watch this, then it is definitely their favorite. Considering that life is love, dance is simply magnificent. I love this movie more.

    #9 Dear John

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    I love movies, but I do not like when they end. This movie was my favorite movie of the whole films I have seen. This movie is wonderful and I love it. Because it is this I assign it the number 8. Do you agree with the great movie? It must be next to your laptop. This is a great movie that makes you tear up most of your women and girls. There is a great actor. A story of nice things. Thank you for making changes last. The last novel is also good. But ultimately, such films will be unbearable.

    When I feel it now, I hope it is not only a laptop but… I will add it after the movie… I have never seen this movie. I shouted and I laughed, but in the end it was a fantastic fantastic movie! Something clicked on this movie. Excellent! Sparks is always the best!

    #8 Vanished Without a Trace

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    This must be seen. It can be a long time, but you know how long this is due to the fact that the tracking file fascinated its viewers. Since it was installed in 1930, this film is not necessarily a young preference, but you, as adults, should try it. It’s not # 1. This film is a classic, one of those films where the film is mostly good. The mysterious arts of love are LOVE. I am rewarded with something more beautiful the end of the film. I think this is the best film, everyone must see at least once to understand the great American films. With wind … The wind must occur.

    #7 Pride and Prejudice

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    I love when it is followed by romantic tension with the two main characters of the film. She is beautiful and intelligent, but so on. I think he does not really believe in himself in a romantic style. There is a magical wall of protection. This is based on the sense of pride and prejudice, but not everything … both are put together to test a little reliably.  Please, see that this is the best movie. I have seen it over and over again. Beautiful genius and amazing action are what made this movie what it is today.

    I bought Jane Austen one of my favorite movies (Romeo and Juliet). When I post a good romantic story, I can watch this movie for playback. All the actors played a very good character, and there is a chosen piano melody. I liked it. I’ve seen a lot of stories from different versions, it will make this movie something I like.

    #6 Casablanca

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    Let this be one of the biggest romantic movies that people forget about now. Is this the portable number 1? It’s good but it’s not a masterpiece like Casablanca. This movie brought tears to my eyes. When we can not talk, I will always tell her that’s what I always tell her, “Tomorrow we’ll always talk,” then I’ll tell her about it. This movie is the only reason you can vote.

    #5 Forrest Gump

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    It’s in the top three at least. When you think there’s no one you have not loved, there are people seeing this. Forrest Gump does not know what love is all about, so he has to explain the meaning of it through his actions. For those who think, they can think that this is the twilight of beautiful fish! They sell sex! There is no moral value in that. One of the best movies I’ve ever seen. All of the historical fact does a terrible job with Tom Hanks’ life. I like a bear. I love him. We run through the forest. The best movie I’ve ever seen. I will remember my life until the end of the movie. The definition of unconditional love is “Run Forest Run”.

    #4 Eternal Glow of a Heartless Spot

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    Not only is it the best romantic movie, this may be the best movie of the last 10 years. Outstanding performance by Jim Carrey and Keit Winslat. It is one of the script-in-a-life events, and the execution is brilliant. But more importantly, it is a movie that I think is very personal. “I was blessed to have been forgotten. It’s better for the unemployed.” Best romantic movie I’ve ever seen. Based on the concept of SciFi. It really tries to steal your heart. There are good and totally different races. At least I hope so. One point is given almost immediately. It may not be the best love story of all time, but it’s definitely smarter. And the lovers can erase the memory of others. There are people who feel that this is an eternity in the sun? What were the last memories we spent together? I cried.

    #3 A Walk to Remember

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    The film is excellent! Many films are convenient for buying. People would rather have feelings between them. Is that because it is just another interpretation of this. Remembering how to walk shows that you do not always have to create a physical attachment to love. She loved him for her unique secret. At the same time and with the same beliefs and interests he manifested himself and love was different. The best novel became a film made in the world. You can not add anything to this. My favorite movie that year, when I was even closer to becoming a young man. Love from the very beginning also demonstrated the importance of getting easy access to people. Also, people can enjoy love with any “element.” Most films need to be more relevant. This means that you want to become a better person and do something for granted.

    I watched this movie and cried. A huge piece of your heart will move out of your body. I do not know how to inspire Nicholas Sparks. There are moments in the film that made her smile and feel good. I don’t know why but it did. The severity of the film bothers men!

    #2 Titanik

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    I like this movie. I watched this movie at the proper time. After that, I had a lot more times when I saw this movie. I like Jack and Rose and Jack died of an injury. But when they did Titanik 2 Jack came back to life. I like this movie. The movie is perfect. I love Hollywood and Hollywood is in all parts of this movie I want to see. Also, you should watch Titanik 2, Titanik 3, Titanik 4, and also all the others. It makes you want to watch everyone in the world. This movie is sad and the most romantic movie I have ever seen. I cried out at all that the movie was. It will always be my favorite movie. If you want to watch a good movie to watch the Titanik!

    This movie is very recent (a few years ago) and the first one I fell in love when participating! I like forbidden romance between two subjects and their death. But they are still together. How could I know this is important? Watch and watch when you are very active.

    #1 A Laptop

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    No words can explain this movie to me. All I can say is that it is based primarily on love. Nothing in the neighborhood is like this. I promise that someone out there watches movies and are probably not going to have a very good time feeling something in your heart. They will eat your tears. I give this movie a lot. It’s the most amazing movie I’ve ever seen.

    I love this movie! She made me cry. This is a good story and a good film. He who made it must be a God. The great actress and actor in this movie work each other hard. The biggest and most beautiful film ever. I can not stop crying every time I see it. It really touched me to my heart. And fall in love with Noah, I want to be his Allie. This film always brings tears to my eyes. This is the relationship with me and the many amateurs I keep. After looking at it, I always go to the basement and tell them that they should never leave.