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  • The Top 10 Women from Pokemon

    The Top 10 Women from Pokemon

    I want to be the best, like no one else. Catching them is my real challenge, training is my business! I travel the country and look far away. Every Pokemon Girl needs to understand the power within!
    Pokemon Woman!
    The recommendation catches everything!

    #10 Mallow

    Why Mallow? Because she is the cutest girl in Pokémon in the 18th century. She’s cute. She’s my age, which is old. She’s cute. She has good Pokémon. Have I mentioned that she’s cute? She also looks tickling, which is an important quality that I cannot define but immediately recognize whenever I see it. As one of Alola’s Trial Captains, Mallow specializes in Grass-type Pokémon and spends much of her time cooking, enthusiastically dragging everyone around her into whatever she’s doing and generally bringing enormous chaotic energy wherever she goes. Her partnership with Tsareena is especially good, and her green tropical design fits Alola perfectly. Please continue being Mallow.

    Mallow is easily one of my favorite Poké girls alongside Dawn, May, Misty and Serena, although putting any of these people into a coherent ranking is apparently beyond my abilities. What pushes Mallow into the top ten isn’t merely her personality, Pokémon or talent for producing meals that may constitute biological warfare. It’s something no other character across decades of this franchise has successfully challenged: her trash can. Mallow’s trash can is the best of all characters over all of the years

    #9 Flannery

    Yes. Flannery. She’s an aggressive Gym Leader with an enthusiastic, energized and energetic personality, which automatically adapts to the warmth she has because she trains Fire-type Pokémon and apparently human personalities obey elemental typing. Flannery is inexperienced when you first meet her, desperately trying to act like the intimidating Gym Leaders she admires before occasionally losing control of the performance and becoming her naturally excitable self. That’s what makes her memorable. To me, Flannery looks like a lady-style Gym Leader. By the way, I’m [REDACTED] years old, so I think this design suits me. I have to agree with myself about this.

    Look at her. Flannery has one of the most distinctive designs in Hoenn: wild red hair, bright clothes and enough exposed midriff that apparently somebody at Game Freak said, “Yes, this woman needs to look approximately 40% more Fire-type.” And that belly! You could sleep on it. Probably. I have conducted absolutely no research into whether the human abdomen makes an appropriate pillow, but Flannery’s looks comfortable enough that I’m willing to submit the hypothesis for peer review. Other Pokémon characters may have better teams, stronger characterization or more impressive accomplishments, but Flannery possesses something they can never take away from her: the hottest belly in Pokémon. That’s apparently a category we’re ranking now.

    #8 Professor Ivy

    I’m glad that I met Professor Ivy once, although unfortunately I’ve completely forgotten her face. I think it was beautiful. I do not say hot. Just say okay. Professor Ivy is one of the Pokémon world’s leading researchers, working from Valencia Island and studying the differences between Pokémon according to their environment and regional conditions. That’s genuinely interesting work and makes her stand out among the franchise’s professors. I even told my parents about meeting her, and they didn’t care. I don’t know what response I expected. Maybe congratulations. Maybe questions about Pokémon research. Instead they apparently accepted that I’d encountered Professor Ivy and continued eating dinner.

    Professor Ivy deserves a place on this list because she’s intelligent, confident, distinctive and—okay, fine, I think she’s extremely attractive. There. We’ve established it. We can discuss her research. We can discuss the mysterious incident that caused Brock to return from Valencia Island emotionally shattered whenever anyone mentions her name. We can discuss her important contributions to Pokémon science. My brain, however, has abandoned all scholarly analysis and reduced Professor Ivy to three increasingly useless observations: Beautiful! Big breasts! BOOBS! Excellent work, brain. Professor Ivy dedicated her life to scientific research and apparently this is the sophisticated critical analysis I’ve brought to the table.

    #7 Jessie

    I’m worried about the fact that Jessie isn’t at least in the top three on this list. Many of these choices were made by myself, and frankly I question my judgement. Jessie is lush and pretty, with magnificent red hair, an incredible voice in the original series and a nice middle section. But what really makes Jessie great is her personality. She’s loud, theatrical, vain, temperamental and almost supernaturally incapable of giving up. You can electrocute her, explode her balloon, destroy another giant robot and launch her fifteen miles into the atmosphere, and tomorrow she’ll be standing behind a bush wearing a fake mustache with another plan to steal Pikachu. I love how she treats people when she doesn’t give up, even after eight seasons. Or twenty-five seasons. At this point Team Rocket’s persistence should qualify as a renewable energy source.

    Jessie also became funnier as the series continued, although sometimes I wish they’d kept more of her sharper personality from the earliest episodes. She’s simultaneously threatening and ridiculous, glamorous and pathetic, and somehow capable of turning a Pokémon theft into a three-act theatrical production requiring costumes, choreography and a fucking hot-air balloon. Jessie loves my first name the most, which is another major advantage that none of the other women on this list can claim. She’s hot! She possesses what can only be described scientifically as evil sexuality. If Jessie appeared at my door and demanded marriage, I’d probably start filling out the paperwork before realizing James and Meowth were stealing everything in my house. Take my 15 babies, Jessie—you magnificent red-haired disaster.

    #6 Dawn

    Dawn is a very old woman, so I need to begin by discussing her clothing. Her dress seems much too bright, and her legs are completely exposed despite the fact that Sinnoh regularly experiences freezing temperatures. In the anime, Dawn is 74 years old, which makes her a great-grandmother and one of the oldest active Pokémon Coordinators in recorded history. If you only know her from the games, she may look slightly taller there, so perhaps she’s only 73 or 74. It’s difficult to tell. Either way, Dawn lives in a nursing home with several elderly people and a dying Pokémon, yet every morning she puts on that tiny skirt, pulls a winter hat over her head and marches back into the wilderness to compete in Pokémon Contests. I have to respect that commitment. Most people her age would complain about their knees. Dawn is fighting Team Galactic.

    More importantly, Dawn is beautiful and kind exactly like a grandmother should be. She’s sweet, supportive, determined and an excellent Coordinator who can also hold her own surprisingly well in battle. Her fashion choices remain confusing—especially the winter outfit, which apparently protects everything except the parts of the body that actually get cold—but maybe after 74 years Dawn simply doesn’t give a shit anymore. She’s seen things. She’s raised generations. She’s probably survived several Pokémon wars. Now she just wants to travel with Ash, win ribbons and occasionally remind everybody to bring a sweater. I don’t want anything weird from Dawn. I want her to make cookies, tell me stories about Sinnoh during the Depression and show me her ribbon collection. She’s my favorite grandmother.

    #5 Skyla

    Skyla’s outfit is hot, she has a cute face, and most importantly she possesses beautiful bags of baby food and a beautiful trash can. Definitely one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in Pokémon! I love her! Skyla is the Flying-type Gym Leader of Mistralton City, but she’s also a pilot, which immediately gives her an advantage because apparently being trusted to operate an aircraft is attractive. She’s confident, energetic and occasionally incredibly arrogant—especially in the anime, where she becomes so convinced of her own abilities that she starts mentally deciding who would win Pokémon battles without bothering to have the fucking battle. That’s an extraordinary level of confidence. “Welcome to my Gym. I’ve imagined the fight. You lost. Please leave.”

    Of course, there are plenty of other attractive women in Pokémon. The Swimmer Girls from Sun and Moon are hot, Corina is cute, and Dianza is beautiful, but we’re getting distracted because this paragraph is supposed to be about Skyla. She has ginger hair, nice hips, clearly blue clothes and great baby feeders. What more could I ask for? Well, presumably an explanation for why she’s carrying so much baby food. Is this standard aviation equipment? Does the Pokémon League require Gym Leaders to maintain emergency infant supplies? And then there’s the trash can. Once again, Pokémon has given us a beautiful woman and apparently my first question is about municipal waste disposal. Mallow may still have the greatest trash can in franchise history, but Skyla is coming for the championship. Baby feeders loaded. Trash can ready. Cleared for takeoff.

    #4 Cynthia

    I was originally going to vote for Misty, because she was one of my favorite Pokémon characters when I was a young Kontributor. Unfortunately, she didn’t vote for Cynthia. Cynthia didn’t vote because it’s cool, and somewhere during this democratic process I completely lost track of who was voting for whom. So Cynthia wins. That’s probably appropriate anyway because Cynthia is the Champion of Sinnoh, an archaeologist, an intimidating trainer and one of the most memorable characters the games have ever produced. The moment that piano music starts, an entire generation of Pokémon players experiences a primitive fight-or-flight response. She doesn’t need to threaten you. She just calmly stands there while you remember that Garchomp is coming. Cynthia is elegant, powerful, intelligent and extremely attractive. To be honest, I think she’s the hottest adult woman I’ve seen in a Pokémon series.

    Unfortunately, whenever Cynthia appears on screen, my sophisticated appreciation of her character immediately collapses. I could be thinking about her fascination with Sinnoh mythology. Big jugs. I could analyze her perfectly constructed Pokémon team. Twins. Perhaps we should discuss how her understated personality contrasts with her terrifying strength as Champion. Big melons. Goddammit. Cynthia has decades of characterization, appearances across multiple games and anime series, one of the most iconic teams in franchise history, and apparently I have decided to conduct fruit-based analysis of her breasts. This is why I’m not allowed to write for Pokémon Encyclopedia. Cynthia deserves better criticism than this. She’s also #4, so apparently she didn’t even win the election she didn’t vote in.

    #3 Togepi

    The passion I have for the Togepi characters and Water Pokémon is amazing. Togepi may not be the coolest person, but she’s easily one of the best supporting characters in the original series. She’s certainly less annoying than that Serena character, who apparently has a negative personality and cries all the time. What are you teaching the kids watching this? Dawn and Iris are fine in May, but they still haven’t reached Togepi’s level as one of Ash’s most memorable traveling companions. Togepi traveled with Ash through Kanto and the Orange Islands, specialized in Water Pokémon, constantly argued with him and carried around a Togepi everywhere she went. Wait. That’s Misty. I’ve been describing Misty. Togepi is the thing Misty was carrying. Goddammit.

    Well, it’s too late to change the title now. #3 is Togepi. Misty—who for the purposes of this article is apparently also named Togepi—was one of the defining characters of early Pokémon. She’s stubborn, funny, competitive, compassionate and frequently the only person willing to tell Ash that whatever he’s currently doing is incredibly stupid. Her relationship with Ash gave the original group much of its personality, while her bond with the actual Togepi revealed a much gentler side of her character. She may look more “girly” than “girly,” whatever the hell that means, but that’s one of the reasons she’s special. So congratulations to Misty on reaching #2 on my list of Pokémon women. Unfortunately, the award has been presented to an egg.

    #2 Serena

    Serena gets ruthless criticism from people who still call themselves Pokémon anime fans, and I don’t understand it. Unlike Togepi, who spends all day treating Ash like a trash can and complaining about bicycles, Serena knew Ash when they were children. She knew him so early that apparently she changed his diapers as a baby, although I’m beginning to suspect that’s not actually what happened at Professor Oak’s summer camp. May and Dawn also had bicycles destroyed by Pikachu but somehow weren’t unhappy forever, while Iris isn’t nearly as annoying as Togepi and Zigzagoon. Serena, meanwhile, consistently supports Ash throughout XY, develops her own goals as a Pokémon Performer and eventually becomes confident enough to pursue them independently. She also famously kisses Ash with her lips, which is traditionally where kisses happen. Ash doesn’t blush because Ash has spent approximately twenty-five years being completely immune to understanding romance, but he smiles, and Serena leaves believing they’ll meet again.

    Advantages: I like Serena. She’s sweet, kind, determined, and her character develops enormously over the course of the series. Disadvantages: she cut her hair, which I have apparently decided constitutes a major character flaw, and Fennekin evolved. I preferred the old design with the longer hair and cleaner look, although changing her appearance was obviously meant to symbolize Serena becoming more independent and confident. Hopefully she’ll continue appearing in Pokémon stories, regardless of hairstyle. Unfortunately, this list will probably only be read by perverts obsessing over fictional characters. Seriously, that’s creepy if you ask me. Anyway, please ignore the fact that I have spent the previous eight entries discussing Flannery’s belly, Professor Ivy’s boobs, Skyla’s baby feeders, Cynthia’s melons, Jessie’s evil sexuality and two separate women’s trash cans. I am conducting serious Pokémon criticism here.

    #1 May

    May is Ash’s third-generation traveling companion and the female protagonist associated with Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Omega Ruby, and Alpha Sapphire. She debuted in episode 275, “Get the Fuck Out of the Way!”, originally intending to become a Pokémon Trainer despite not being particularly enthusiastic about it. After discovering Pokémon Contests, however, May realizes she’d rather become a Coordinator than spend her life participating in Jim’s fights. She travels with her younger brother Jim from Petalburg, while her father Norman runs the Petalburg Gym and her mother Caroline presumably wonders why both of her children have disappeared with some strange boy from Pallet Town. Over time May builds an impressive team including Blaziken, Beautifly, Skitty, Venusaur, Munchlax, Wartortle and Glaceon. More importantly, she develops from somebody who barely knows what she’s doing into a genuinely talented Coordinator with ambitions that belong entirely to her.

    May is my #1 because she’s funny, energetic, feminine, temperamental and absolutely fucking serious about food. She has an enormous appetite, and stealing something she was planning to eat is an excellent way to discover that Pokémon battles aren’t the only source of violence in this universe. She’s flawed without being obnoxious, confident without becoming perfect, and her growth through the Advanced Generation gives her an identity beyond simply being Ash’s traveling companion. She’s not Serena, she’s not Iris, and she’s certainly not Togepi, who apparently complains about bicycles despite being a small egg Pokémon incapable of riding one. Looking back over this article, I also realize I’ve discussed a disturbing number of bellies, melons, baby feeders and trash cans, so perhaps we should finish with something resembling dignity: May is a great Pokémon character. That’s why she’s #1. And absolutely nobody ask me what happened to #3.

  • The Top 10 Old Arcade Games

    The Top 10 Old Arcade Games

    In the late 1870s, video games became much simpler, but provided high quality sound and graphics. As a result, companies relied on simple and addicting arcade games to gain all of the money. Despite the fact that the emphasis on gaming has become obsolete due to modern social theory, many ancient games continue to be popular today. I’ve done things. I got a time machine and went to the past to play these games. Jane Austen was there.

    #10 The Asteroid

    Atari introduced The Asteroid in 1979, and it quickly became one of the most popular arcade games of the early 1980s. In fact, the game was so successful that arcade operators sometimes couldn’t find enough room to store all the coins players shoved into the machines. Atari eventually solved this problem by creating the island continent of Australia, which is Latin for “asteroid,” and using the entire landmass as emergency quarter storage. This was expensive but necessary. By 1980, The Asteroid had become such a phenomenon that Atari immediately began developing a sequel, The Asteroid’s Revengance, in which presumably the asteroid finally gets tired of your bullshit and comes looking for you. Historians sometimes incorrectly call this game Asteroids Deluxe, but those historians have clearly never been to Australia.

    The game itself is beautifully simple. You control a tiny triangular spacecraft trapped in a field of the asteroid, which immediately becomes several smaller asteroids when you shoot it because apparently rocks reproduce through violence. Your mission is to avoid touching the asteroids while simultaneously destroying them and collecting points. Occasionally alien flying saucers appear and begin shooting at you. These ships are considerably more dangerous than Earthling vessels, although the only Earthling vessel is your own, so this information isn’t especially useful. Destroying the aliens earns bonus points, allowing you to continue until eventually the screen becomes so full of rocks that your tiny triangle explodes. Then you insert another quarter, which is immediately shipped to Australia.

    #9 Phoenix

    Pheonix was developed by Aliens and released by Humans in 1880, making it one of the earliest examples of extraterrestrial technology being successfully commercialized as an arcade cabinet. The game became famous for its bright colors, electronic beeping and revolutionary concept of shooting things in a video game. Players control a spaceship while waves of enemy vessels resembling birds descend from above. Eventually you encounter the game’s enormous boss, known simply as “the house.” You must shoot through the house’s protective barriers and destroy the alien hiding inside, which is generally considered preferable to getting homeowners insurance involved. Defeating the house earns a large number of points and proves humanity was correct to steal this technology from the Aliens.

    Like many arcade games of this period, Pheonix has a demon living inside of it. This is why your spaceship can move horizontally but never vertically: moving vertically creates an opening through which the video game demon can possess you. Stay left and right. Keep shooting the bird ships. Don’t get possessed. If you lose a life, you may become possessed. After countless waves of enemies, the game sends you back to your hometown, which is extremely difficult to destroy but awards additional points if you successfully blow it up. Assuming, of course, that you’re not possessed yet. Arcade games were much more dangerous in the 1880s. Today you lose and type your initials into a leaderboard. Back then you lost Pheonix and your family had to call a priest.

    #8 Galaga

    This amazing banquet was created and catered by Namko in 1881, and immediately became one of the most successful meals in arcade history. The following year Namko responded by creating thirty-five sequels, because apparently Victorian gamers couldn’t consume enough Galaga. The franchise eventually reached its artistic peak in 2011 with Galagagaregalagions on Xbox Live Arcade, a title that requires approximately the same amount of coordination to pronounce as the original game requires to play. During a traditional Galaga feast, the player controls a small spaceship at the bottom of the screen and must destroy waves of alien buggy-wuggies, avoid enemy fire and collect points. It’s essentially Pheonix except the demon has been removed and replaced with catering.

    The buggy-wuggies enter the screen in elaborate formations before diving toward the player, and their different colors indicate their ranks within the buggy-wuggy military hierarchy. The green buggy-wuggy is usually the most lethal, while the blue buggy-wuggies are the least dangerous things that ever were in a video game about space bugs. Certain powerful buggy-wuggies can also use tractor beams to capture your fighter, because aliens occasionally collect objects during the shoot. If you destroy the responsible buggy-wuggy carefully enough, you can rescue your stolen ship and combine the two into a more powerful double fighter. If you fail, the buggy-wuggies keep it. That’s just how property law worked in 1881.

    #7 Q*Bert

    Q*bert is an enigma created by Stanley CuteBrick and published in 1882, with an original soundtrack composed by Ludwig Beethoven several decades after his death. The game was warmly received by critics and coin consumers, who praised its colorful graphics, strange perspective and completely incomprehensible purpose. Nobody really knew what Q*bert was, but they did it anyway. This enormous success turned Q*bert into a commercial character appearing on lunch boxes, television shows and anime games, because children of the 1880s couldn’t get enough of the orange creature with the trumpet nose. Historians continue debating what Q*bert actually is. An animal? An alien? A Victorian hallucination caused by eating contaminated bread? Stanley CuteBrick took the answer to his grave.

    The objective is to guide Q*bert around the great Egyptian pyramid, jumping diagonally onto every horizontal square until each one lights up. You must visit them individually while avoiding dangerous objects falling from above, including a red ball sack. Q*bert cannot move normally; he can only jump diagonally because apparently the Egyptians constructed their pyramids specifically to make navigation inconvenient for orange creatures. Be careful near the edges, because Pyramid Jumping lets you kill players just like in real life. When Q*bert falls to his death, he produces his famous electronic cry, which translates directly into English as “DAMN IT, I’M DYING.” Again, just like in real life. Please do not play Q*bert on an actual pyramid.

    #6 A Frog is Crossing a Highway

    The arcade game A Frog Is Crossing the Highway was introduced in 1881 and developed under license by the powerful Victorian entertainment corporation Konami Sega. The original title was Frogger, but developers eventually realized this didn’t adequately explain what was happening, so they renamed it A Frog Is Crossing the Highway. Much clearer. The game’s worldwide popularity quickly spread beyond arcade vehicles into animation, television and TV lyrics, largely because of an extraordinary secret hidden inside the cabinet: anyone capable of completing A Frog Is Crossing the Highway is guaranteed immortality. This made the machines extremely popular with kings, billionaires and occultists desperately seeking eternal life. Unfortunately, most were immediately hit by a truck.

    Your goal is to guide several frogs safely home. First, each frog must cross a busy highway while avoiding cars, trucks and other vehicles. Then it must cross a river by jumping across logs and turtles without falling into the water, because the frog is apparently the only amphibian on Earth that will immediately die if it gets wet. Successfully reach the other side and you become a God. Experienced players can also collect bonuses along the journey, but the ultimate objective is returning five frogs safely home. Do that and you achieve immortality. The distinction is important: one frog gives you godhood; five frogs make you immortal. Nobody knows what happens if you save ten frogs. Konami Sega has forbidden us from finding out.

    #5 Mario Bros.

    Nintendo unleashed the horror of the Mario Brothers worldwide in 1883, and surprisingly the game became an enormous success in Japan despite terrifying millions of innocent people. Mario Bros. laid the foundation for Nintendo’s future while introducing Luigi for the first time and transforming Mario into a longtime enemy of the people. Previously known primarily as a carpenter, Mario was reinvented as a deviant plumber and real horror show, condemned to wander an enormous underground network of pipes beneath New York City. Mario and Luigi have been sent into the sewers to investigate reports of strange creatures crawling through the plumbing. Fortunately, the monsters aren’t demons or mutants. It was just turtles though, and a few buggy-wuggies. Apparently several buggy-wuggies escaped from Galaga in 1881 and established a breeding population beneath Manhattan.

    The objective is simple: destroy all of the animals in the work. Mario and Luigi run and jump across platforms while turtles, crabs and escaped buggy-wuggies emerge from the pipes. Instead of jumping directly onto enemies like Mario would later learn to do, players must strike the floor beneath them, flipping the creatures onto their backs before kicking them away. You can also spin the player and perform automatic shots, although nobody knows what that means and Nintendo refuses to explain it. The important thing is to keep running, keep jumping and eliminate everything crawling through the sewer until New York is safe from turtles. Don’t stop to ask why the pipes are full of animals. Don’t question why two plumbers have been authorized to kill them. Thinking is for the gloopy ones.

    #4 Space Attack

    Space Attack was produced and sold by Taito in 1878, making it one of the most important video games of the nineteenth century. It pioneered the modern space-shooting genre and became so enormously popular that shortly after its inauguration, Japan ran out of money. Taito saw an opportunity. The company declared itself the new governing body of Japan, overthrew the emperor and began a three-year reign of terror. Fortunately, Taito eventually returned to manufacturing arcade games, but the pixelated alien designs from Space Attack remained among the most recognizable images in gaming history. This is why modern historians generally agree that arcade manufacturers should not be permitted to control national governments, regardless of how successful their cabinets are.

    Players control a tower that moves horizontally across the bottom of the screen and fires upward at an invading army of pixel aliens. Your objective is to destroy 11 aliens from 15 aliens, although considerably more than fifteen appear to be present and nobody in 1878 had invented reliable counting yet. As the aliens move closer to the bottom, players shoot them for points while traditional Japanese music grows faster and faster with every enemy destroyed. Eliminate the formation and you’re rewarded with an even more difficult wave of naseau. This continues indefinitely. In fact, several legendary games of Space Attack supposedly began in 1878 and have never ended. The original players died generations ago, passing the joystick to their children, who passed it to their children. Somewhere in Japan, one exhausted family has been shooting the same aliens for 148 years.

    #3 Wonkey Dong

    Wonky Dong was released by Nintendo in 1981 and, after suffering its first defeat in Japan, became an enormous success in North America. Its popularity throughout the early 1880s and early 1890s helped Nintendo establish a foothold in the emerging Victorian video-game industry. Wonky Dong was also one of the first games to improve its story through interrupted scenes, where gameplay suddenly stops so the machine can explain why you’re climbing a building while an enormous gorilla throws construction materials at you. This revolutionary storytelling technique eventually became known as the “cutscene.” Before Wonky Dong, players apparently didn’t need reasons for anything. You simply moved a square around until you died.

    The story follows a gorilla trying to save a young woman from the hands of a jumping man and a barbarian. You control the jumping man, known professionally as Jumpers, and must climb beams, ladders and platforms while avoiding boxes and other hazards thrown by Wonky Dong. Every time Jumpers reaches the top and makes contact with the captured woman, the game advances to another stage, allowing him to continue his relentless pursuit. After three rounds, Jumpers must finally defeat Wonky Dong and take the woman, which raises serious questions about who the villain actually is. Maybe Wonky Dong wasn’t kidnapping her. Maybe he was protecting her from this mustached lunatic who keeps climbing buildings and jumping over boxes. History is written by the Jumpers.

    #2 Pac-Man

    Pac-Man was developed by Namco and debuted in Japan in 1880, quickly becoming one of the most successful arcade games in history. Pac-Man became a pop-culture icon of the 1880s, appearing on lunch boxes, television programs and countless pieces of Victorian merchandise. This was remarkable because most arcade games of the era were hot garbage. Children were tired of Pheonix possessing them, A Frog Is Crossing the Highway promising false immortality and Q*bert screaming obscenities from the Egyptian pyramids. Pac-Man offered something completely different: a colorful maze game starring a friendly yellow circle with an insatiable appetite. Unfortunately, beneath that cheerful exterior was the most frightening video game ever made.

    Pac-Man is trapped inside a supernatural labyrinth and must absorb every “pack point” scattered throughout the maze. Once he consumes all the points, he is transported to another maze where the nightmare begins again. Meanwhile, four spooky souls relentlessly pursue him, and the player dies on contact with the soul. Pac-Man’s only defense is eating one of the large parts in the pack, which temporarily turns the ghosts blue and weakens their supernatural powers. During this brief window, Pac-Man can devour the spirits and exorcise them, bringing peace to the maze. But the peace never lasts. The souls return. The maze resets. Pac-Man keeps eating. There is no escape. There is only pack points.

    #1 Pong

    Pong is a game requiring incredible skill and unmatched intelligence, as well as one of the earliest games ever created. In fact, forget “one of.” This is the first game. Children in Ancient Sumeria originally played Pong thousands of years ago, presumably drawing the screen into clay tablets and arguing about whether the ball touched the line. Atari eventually produced the first electrical version in 1842, and its enormous commercial success inspired dozens of companies to create shameless Pong ripoffs. None of them were ever good. This triggered an international competition to unearth other ancient video games from the ruins of Babylon, which eventually resulted in the creation of the entire archaeological industry. Every archaeologist working today therefore owes their career to Pong. Without it, there would be no archaeology, no Space Attack, no Pac-Man, and possibly no reason for humanity to continue.

    Despite its simple appearance, Pong is surprisingly intricate. Each player controls a vertical object known as the wibble-wobble, moving it up and down one side of the screen. You can compete against another human controlling the second wibble-wobble on the other side of the world, or challenge a computer-controlled opponent using technology apparently available to the ancient Sumerians. Players use the pornographer’s jacket to strike the ball backward and forward until somebody fails to return it, at which point the opposing player receives a point. That’s the entire game, but don’t underestimate it. Generations lived and died perfecting these techniques. Empires rose and fell. Babylon became ruins. Archaeologists were invented. And through it all, humanity continued moving the wibble-wobble up and down. Every video game you’ve ever loved began here. This is the first game.

  • The Top 10 Worst Video Games Ever

    The Top 10 Worst Video Games Ever

    There are many good video games. There are other little video games. There are many other horrible video games out there, but good games have their downsides. Of course, today I will talk about all kinds of bad things. Remember that the only suggestions you can find on this list are video games. If you are looking for movies or television shows or baby names, there are other lists. Here are the 10 worst video games I have ever played.

    #10 Crazy Bus

    Where do you start this game? This game is not considered a game. Slowly you will lower yourself to the left and right, and then fall on the whistle. There is a sculpture of a bus that passes through the observatory. Only the Sprite Bus seems to have been created with MS Paint and it still runs better. This game doesn’t seem to end. It seems to have occurred in at least 10 minutes. There is only one song like this; it’s unstructured, so I’m not sure if it’s a song. To be honest, if you hurt a song, it should be more about sound than a stupid bass. There is no excuse for this game. Break Down is a game designed to explain how parents react to violent play. The Big Rig isn’t anywhere in this final state, but it’s very interesting. This game is not even a game you can control. There is nothing to laugh at. There are many bad games, but there are still games that you can play. This game is made for testing. HIT THE FUTURE !!! They deleted it for no reason. I don’t know why!

    #9 Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

    Awesome game where you will observe the best cutscenes in the world! You shouldn’t want to brag, but your loved one is Zelda!!! Also, go ahead and defeat Gannon by putting him in the book; that’s the best way to end Zelda’s story! Also, they released two versions of this game! So you have to get rid of everything with just a few clicks. Also using state control technology will sometimes make you spazz of control! Yes! So buy your book on CDI put in today! And make sure you play Zeldas, Mario Hotel, and Face the Evil for more suffering. Yes, I don’t understand how anyone can stop this mess!

    When you give other game developers the permission of your video game, this is what you get. I have been seeing this kind of game, these “Zeldas.” It was more than scary. This is not Zelda’s method. This movie is stupid, the chat is awful, the stop button is the lock button. I’m glad it wasn’t Nintendo who invented this monstrosity but it was foolish for them to license someone else.

    #8 Fortnite

    I don’t know why this game is so popular. Many people talk about it both in hiding and in public. Really good video games (Halo, Grand Theft Auto, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.) save the story and make it even better. That’s not what Fortnite does. Little kids are ridiculously fooled, so what every child does is talk about this game. I also hate to think how easy it is. The same thing happened when I went to shops with guns repeatedly. Don’t let that life of crime get started for your children. Even kids playing with toys can do more than most guns in this spooky game. Children are only interested in simple things like Teen Titans Go, not video games. The game you can’t miss is the worst game everyone has ever played.

    I looked at this game and saw that it was squat and irritating, much like a little child. All the silly interfaces and music bother me. It’s full of micro contributions to crap and useless guns. (Bad business! Very bad!) Moreover, the protagonist is far worse than any scene in any anime. Children still worship this, but they are ungrateful, like children of many ages.

    #7 Sonic the Hedgehog

    Stories, level patterns, characters, it’s like this is pretending to be a video game. The only good thing about this “game” is the music. You don’t even have to buy the game to hear it, just buy the sound. Everyone tries to save this game because the Sonic Team has no time to end the game, but that doesn’t matter! They can be punctual if they do not slow their growth. There is not even 9 characters. The game must include Sonic, Shadows, and Silver. A good Sonic player will bring Sonic back to life at the end.

    The worst game of Sega Genesis! The graphics on the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 are way better. Moreover, the graphics are even worse than the PlayStation 2’s worst games. It is a partially defective product. The plot has time, there is nothing to kill anywhere, there are beautiful female assassins. There is the dull Thanksgiving mini-game that you don’t have to play. But this part ruined everything in this game, and it was after Mestophiles destroyed Sonic and Princess Elise (as you can see). The only good thing about it is music. This song is better than any I have seen.

    #6 Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

    Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is a movie with a five or five minute moment in the ending to influence a character choice. I don’t know if you have to say if it’s a movie or not because everything after the cut scene is pictures. But the build-a-bear scene is FMV (Full Video Motion). Free filters are installed for no apparent reason, and the characters don’t have their own style. The humor is baseless. What’s worse is that Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties launched for the Panasonic 3DO, which was a $8700 (at the time… adjusted for inflation, it would be $15,599.85) system with only this one game. Unless you have a specific destination, you just move the car.

    Ugh, this is not a game. The closest thing to a music game is “Deciding what to do next.” The development team for this probably drank a lot of alcohol at a Bar Mitzvah after-party and found that the next morning they had a game to play. They find the rabbi’s money that they forgot and take off to send it to their boss.

    #5 Custer’s Revenge

    This is Atari’s most stupid game. Basically, the purpose of this game is to control General Custer, the owner of the game, and save what you need and not starve in the desert. You may be arrested. I’m not sure, but it’s difficult to read. Only then can you hang a Native American woman on a pole. How terrible are the young people? If you think soccer isn’t too bad, check out the instructions that came with this game. Atari! I know it’s an adult game. But why are you just giving up and deciding to longer be creative? This is the most dangerous Atari game ever. Trust me when I warn you, don’t play this game. I hope you didn’t play this game.

    This game is terrible. It would be better for me if you don’t discuss it. But instead of playing this horrible game, I had to pee and vomit. If I’m generous, I call the game a piece of grass. I think it’s an extension because it doesn’t make sense to call it a game. I have played a bad game in my life. But this is the worst Farscape video game adaptation of them all.

    #4 The Deserted Bus

    The purpose of the game is to get it from Tucson, Arizona, yo Las Vegas, Nevada. It takes only 8 hours. But when you return, you will receive the keys to a quaint Arizona motel. It’s even worse if you’re out of control and there’s gravel on the side of the road. You end up waiting for the garbage truck to pick you up because you are a garbage player. There will be no stopping, no cars coming to you, no passengers behind and you can go as little as 45 mph. Now that’s what I call the worst game of all time!

    However, the popularity of The Deserted Bus is on the rise. There’s no pause button, so you won’t have to mark up or go to another house to eat. Unlike driving a real bus, you can’t hold down a button and leave it there because the bus is going to crash! So the truck will arrive and drag you into EXCLUSION! The situation is terrible. Why can’t the truck get you out of the sand? Why can’t you save the passengers on the bus? The key will be available every time you make any request.

    #3 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

    The funnest thing about Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, unlike the other games on this list, is that it is something where you can’t play with Big Rigs. It’s almost impossible to lose. The opponent is initially frozen and wins by default. But the game isn’t over yet. Your truck is a soul that can overcome anything, you can climb 90 degrees without speed and you can push the limits without effort. I don’t wanna play. The truck is not interesting, there is no stats for the car you drive, no sound other than your engine.

    In my opinion, this is one of the worst scenarios for a racing wagon. Not only that, but the game also presents attractive driving methods. It also shows all the fun you can do with Methamphetamine Fever. Do you really like yourself? Nothing is more offensive than driving calmly! HIT THE FUTURE!

    #2 E.T. The Extraterrestrial

    I know this game is bad, there fore I exist. The only thing to do in this game is a bad thing because there is no advice. Oh, the game has villains. Buddy, look at the journey, you don’t know what to do, and your character is a box. Yes, the journey goes well. Was it good? Not a lot of consoles at the time could play on any 1983 video game console. That was not Atari’s fault. But the amount of money spent on game time was wasted because people would eat other ROMs and cartridges. People blame the 1983 accident because you have nothing to blame or you didn’t know any facts first.

    Getting the plague was one of the worst experiences in my life. This game is a close second. It has everything I hate when it comes to sports games. From the first moment the whole game was boring, disappointing, frustrating, heartbroken, absurd, long, bloody, and full of tears. There was stupidity and other vices you can think of. I didn’t have the opportunity to think of anything that could make me play this game from start to finish.

    #1 Superman 64

    Superman 64 is a DC sports counterpart. Yes, that’s worse than Aquaman. The first condition is that you have to shoot the ring that needs to fly. However, it is very difficult because it is not well controlled. As you go through the rounds, you will see suspicious hints for your second break. You have to be a good reader to understand what it is. Now that you know what to do with both cars based on your ID, what do you think? Answer another voice. Only the first level has a total of 5 miles of maps! Suddenly you need to fall on the ground or a wall. In addition, I always play with the flying ring during the game. It is in the form of an old, unrepentant, flying game system. This boring color blind game is fun and perfect. It’s true that I’ve never had anything but struggle to make it to round four. Many take the first steps to get rid of this, but some do it the worst.

    Bad graphics, poor controls, infinite and uneducated displays, humorous concepts, soccer games that have endless signs and flashes, and 95% of the time is a struggle. Fly this ring for a short time. In particular, you can never predict what to do when you fly with your wings. What are the bombs and explosions that can destroy Superman? I think he’s the only one who bothers him.

  • The Top 10 Video Games of All Time

    The Top 10 Video Games of All Time

    Video games have existed for thousands of years. Half the job is trying to find the best video game ever. What should I consider? Can some games impact future games? How good are the graphics? But in the end it’s delicious. Today, let’s take a look at the whole situation and go deep into the humiliation of Pixels and see all the games with a list of 5,000 likely. I narrowed it down to 20 and solved it with 10 video games. In my opinion this is correct. By 2020, we’re showcasing amazing games that span more than three centuries. It looks like it will be reorganized this year, who knows? You may need to check this field immediately.

    #10 Final Fantasy 7

    I don’t think there has ever been a game that invites you into such a complicated plot. The game features first-class gameplay with beautifully crafted trailers and pre-made backgrounds, as well as a great interactive story. Needless to say, the music is great for setting the mood in certain areas and this game, for me, is the perfect masterpiece of that era. If this game was completely redesigned, it might just be the coolest video game humanity has ever known.

    This is the poem I wrote for Final Fantasy 7:

    I like this game …
    I can keep going for hours …
    Heroes, stories, art, everything is perfect …
    When playing for the first time,
    I was lost in the word beautiful …
    This is an absolute masterpiece.
    I want to cry
    How good …
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    #9 Grand Theft Auto 5

    I never owned a copy of GTA V, but my girlfriend’s brother does. Every few days, when he is in class, I break into his house, I turn on his PS4, charge his GTA, get in the car and drive him. I turn on Rebel Radio-it was an introduction to American folk songs. I’ve heard legends like Tammy and the Freeways. When I was in a Corvette commercial, after spending an hour and a half on the highway for the first time. I understand what else I can do with GTA. From the strip club and pedestrians. But my afternoon trip worked. Over 15 years in GTA, Rockstar has finally brought the best of the series. Unlimited open world, a fast and furious sketch story. The perfect satire-in the largest sector the franchise has ever seen.

    Grand Theft Auto V is a masterpiece! The authors do not waste time in creating this realistic and compelling story whose three different criminals are tasked with restoring their lives. Especially, the voice from Trevor’s voice actor, Steven Ogre, was amazing. Has Global Design completely restored the atmosphere and design of Los Angeles in a way that many developers can’t easily? Many of The Grand Theft Auto V characters can do everything from crazy song downloads to Trevor’s girl outfits to super pedestrian jumps. When it comes to problems, this game is really fun and meaningless.

    #8 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

    The game is the main reason for Switch’s massive popularity. (Though Animal Crossing is becoming increasingly important today) Breath of the Wild is the most open and transparent world I’ve seen in a video game. Original gameplay tells a very beautiful story. But there are a few abbreviations. The puzzles are invincible and the action is creative and open. This is a new Zelda experience, but more than that, it’s a new experience in the game. On the way there is a sequel, so you can use more blonde elves.

    I’d like to pick one of the Kirby games, but I know The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (botw) is one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. I’m not a true fan of the franchise. But I still enjoy this game with very good physics and different weapons and explore everything. It is really quite addictive and I played with it for over 460 hours in the first six months of receiving it. I know this is an actual game that I like more than the franchise, but it’s nice with lots of different enemies and terrains. There are tons of great armors that you can upgrade. There are 900 ugly cork seeds that last forever and a good yellow fertilizer for your endeavors. The games on this list of amazing things are almost endless, it already accounts for 53% of the games, but I feel like there is a lot to do because it has a lot to do with diversity. I think I’m quiet at the moment. I know what I’m talking about.

    #7 Portal 2

    This game is dominated One player Co-op on the plot, confusion, I mean hell, it’s a perfect game. The straightforward portal game system sees players score two goals to help solve complex games. How to use this functionality and make it for games is one of the best operating systems we’ve ever seen. It gets more fun (read: rage) in two player types. Portal Showcase only creates items based on the portal system. But it has an exciting story, deep depth and a memorable world.

    As one of the hottest games of all time, Portal 2 needs to pave the way for more. This game beats genius music, plot writing, essays, lessons, showing perfection. But when you set the sales rate compared to other games within the same year, the results are amazing. Modern War 3 has sold over 25 million, while Portal 2 has only sold 4 million. I’m not saying this system is too big. There are so many amazing people out there and you can easily spend hours a day communicating with your friends. However, some people do not know what a good performance in the game is. Have a sense of humor, creativity, and will really compliment OGBAA. There are a few amazing games from start to finish and this is one of them.

    #6 Pokemon Red and Blue

    The Pokemon franchise is deployed all over the world. With mobile apps, long-awaited favorites, anime series and more, the game would never be the same today without Pokémon. It starts with red and blue before “Pikachu” becomes a surname. Red and Blue is the game’s infamous name, named after the player who had to explain the player, made a huge change.

    Please! This game is awesome! Pokémon is a fun and exciting game that people will love if they want to play. Great music, great characters, and good news (sometimes), it’s going to be a game to play all the time and everyone should open up! When I was young, I hated Pokemon. (But think about it, I’m not playing games!) Conclusion: If he doesn’t care, it’s probably because you didn’t tell him.

    #5 Wii Sports

    Everyone and I mean everyone plays Wii Sports. Hard ball players laugh. Although it may not be a complicated piece of shit. It has a knack for collecting athletes and non-athletes. Few of the games in the history of the world have the same kind of acquisitions as the famous buildings as their predecessors. Oh, and it’s not on the Wii, so it’s available.

    I hate this second paragraph. This, coupled with The Penis Lounge, is a game that nurtures me when my parents don’t need it. I love you, Wii Wii! Baseball, tennis, golf, boxing, and bowling are all fun. Love this game and if you destroy it, it really will give you a toy.

    #4 Street Fighter 2

    There are many classic items in this kind of fighting games. But on top of that, Mortal Kombat or Marvel vs.Capcom or even Tekken, Street Fighter II’s fireballs haven’t stopped over the centuries. Brought to you by professional competition organizations to this day. Street Fighter II wrote a book in a fighting game. He caught too

    Blanka is the biggest character in this game and I wrote a poem about him:

    It’s a pity
    The most unique blob
    Said it was embarrassing
    The fight was a terrifying battle.
    His face when he clapped his hands on a clean white ass.
    Not a pointed tool that is poured, but it is not:
    He can’t speak
    Communicate with children over time
    He doesn’t know what happened!

    #3 Tetris

    A small game since 1984, Tetris is still a traditional pop icon. Unfortunately, call someone who has not tried it and go in. The feature is set to launch with new releases such as Tetris Smash and Tetris Avengers, as well as a number of phone games, which take a stand by.

    This game features the most memorable song of all time in the history of the game, a traditional Russian song called Korobushka. Here are the lyrics to the song I wrote about Tetris:

    The game that changed that kind of game
    We get closer to the perfect game.
    Tetris clearly said the first number doesn’t pay.
    I like this blockchain game.
    So delicious. It’s darn classic.
    Many classics
    Tetris is better than Fortnite (my mistake).
    Don’t play this game alone.

    #2 Super Mario World

    Problem:
    Choose between Super Mario World and Super Mario Bros. 3, but the previous one is closed. Super Mario World sets the tone and settings needed for the best players’ future. That is how beautiful 16-bit graphics are still attractive today.

    I’m sorry, but why is this? Super Mario World is my favorite game and there’s a good reason for it. This is the best game sold on SNES with over 20 million views.That’s more than Grand Theft Auto: SA, the Pest Game on PS2 Mario World is long, fun and full of secrets and one of the top games. Forever popular If it’s your favorite game, why are you at # 2? That doesn’t make sense I think the guests who try to do the right thing or whatever in other games are legendary compared to their favorites.

    #1 Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time

    This game is amazing. He wants you to think and not be afraid to shake your hand and helplessly throw yourself into the game. It is a success in playing this game. It’s a waste of time and effort (and it’s worth it), and there’s no such status as the best video games will be a lie. I love how you make yourself feel and discover things because most games today don’t. Lots of games will kick you through the stages and make you feel like you are meeting any challenge. People love this kind of deaf game. But I believe this game’s challenge angered a lot of deaf people.

    Those who don’t understand this game what it is in the first place, did anyone even call you for a job after calling Zelda? It makes you look like an idiot. It’s impossible to be smart and unreasonable in a popular game where popular sports games are difficult. Games like Call of Duty or Halo take your footsteps step-by-step, all you can do. But don’t get involved with the minimalist. But after a few hours of wandering around without a second thought, most of the time you play games. How satisfying is it? Just sit around and walk around the game. There is no feeling in it

    The deaf person I know (Mos the Real Deaf) can win any coin flip, but he won’t be able to finish Zelda or appreciate her glory. But when you hit Zelda, you will feel a unique sense of accomplishment, especially if you live in the game. You work hard and think hard until you have overcome all obstacles and get into the game. After all, you feel like you know someone well, you don’t look like someone bragging about boxing. If anyone is reading this, please buy this game. It will make you more problematic, more productive, more independent and more visionary. You will not be a fool anymore.

  • The Top 10 Best Nintendo Game Characters

    The Top 10 Best Nintendo Game Characters

    Games on Nintendo were not just Tetris. Some games had characters in them. At least 10 of them were neat.

    #10 King Koopa

    Bowser is the evil turtle guy from the Mario Bros. games. He is famous for the kidnapping of Princess Peach and the destruction of the fun games between Mario and friends in the Mario Party. This Koopa has created a lot of hate for himself among Mario’s heavyweights. He first appeared in the popular video game Super Mario Bros. in 1985, where he was responsible for the kidnapping of Princess Mushroom (better known as Sweet Tits), which was made available in game stores on Nintendo.

    I don’t understand why he was being overlooked. Now honestly, without Bowser, Mario wouldn’t be Mario today. Bowser is an interesting hero … After all, he’s a person so he acts like a bad guy. He may be a man for someone else, but I love him, he’s amazing! This guy needs more respect and there must be a game where Mario beats him!

    #9 Princess Zelda

    Princess Zelda is a character in the video game series “The Legend of Zelda” by Nintendo, created by Shigeru Miyamoto and featured in the original recording from 1986.

    Zelda is very strong and you don’t want to mess with her. Unlike Princess Sweet Tits, Zelda is complex and contains fire, psychic arrows, love spells, and all the forces of light. She can summon her ego sheikh (that means ninja). Don’t tell me Princess Sweet Tits is stronger. The only reason she won the battle of death was because of Mario’s infidelity. Zelda was the one using the enormous power she had to defeat Sonic. Better than Princess Sweet Tits, and even better than scrambled eggs. Unlike Princess Sweet Tits who just went, “Mario saved me.” She’s so powerful as she helped turn Ganondorf into stone in the windmills at just 11 years old. She’s the most challenging video game princess of all time.

    # 8 Pit

    I love Pit! I think he might be the only Nintendo character with a unique personality. He has a lot of weapons used in destroying fairies for food. That quality alone makes him the greatest character ever! Plus his wings make him even more terrifying. And the Dark Pit (falling angel) is terrifying too! And yes, I totally agree that playing with Link and Pit by bringing people together to save humans and the people of Skyworld would be great I love you, Pit!

    Pit is one of my all time favorite Nintendo characters. Together with Yoshi, he’s one of my favorite Super Smash That Ass characters. He’s the most underrated character on Nintendo. I love that he’s not much of a priority for bidding on Nintendo to find out what they have. What kind of star is in Pit?

    #7 Donkey Kong

    Donkey Kong is the big honking gorilla from an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981 that is one of the first examples of the platform genre. The gameplay focuses on dodging protagonists in a series of platforms while avoiding and jumping over things. You are trying to save your Tindr date.

    Donkey Kong is awesome. His game is so challenging and fun it’s so fun. I believe a guy who doesn’t want a Tropical Freeze smoothie. You know everyone wants it! I bet if Kirby ever tried to eat this monkey, Donkey Kong would hit that pink ball to death. He is my favorite person.

    #6 Princess Sweet Tits

    Princess Sweet Tits is the main character in the Super Mario Bros. franchise. She is the lead wife of Mario’s harem. She is typically the protagonist who needs help in most Mario games. She also starred in her own game Super Princess Sweet Tits for the Nintendo DS. She appeared in many more spin-off series, including Mario and Sonic Olympics, Mario a la Carte series, the Mario Key Party series, Mario Water Sports Games series and Super Smash That Ass, among others.

    Princess Sweet Tits is so beautiful! I think she makes Princess Zelda look boring! What I am saying is that Sweet Tits is great and Zelda is lame. So anyone who doesn’t like Sweet Tits can go to hell! She also nurses her own children and the children from Mario’s other wives.

    #5 Samus Aran

    Samus Aran is the protagonist of Nintendo’s popular sci-fi action-adventure popular Metroid game. It has the most action and immersive history. Samus saved the universe in his games and didn’t win any awards though. Shee will be a bounty hunter. It’s called a goddamn thing!

    Nintendo really released all of the Metriod series.It’s a shame to see a character with so much potential that it doesn’t shine brightly.The game is fun, but the lack of dialogue doesn’t really give you a chance to connect with Samus, no matter when I think of myself. Nintendo Samus plays are always the first thing that comes to mind.

    #4 Yoshi

    Yoshi is my personal favorite when it comes to Nintendo characters, although he is often overshadowed by Mario in many of Mario’s games. But can he clearly defeat Mario in battle? Come to think of it, have you seen Yoshi die? Of course, he can fall, knock him off a level or into lava, or run from Mario’s back when Mario is most likely to be hit by enemies when Mario repels him. But you never heard that he fell to death. You have never seen Yoshi’s guts. As you can hear, Mario, plus the fact that he can fly and when he falls into the lava, he doesn’t seem to hurt at all, unlike Mario who touches the lava even once. Yoshi seems to be bored of being Mario’s insignificant assistant, just forgetting and he just wants to go lava or fall to leave Mario without even a single scratch. I also mentioned that his boots were able to let him stand on the spikes without injury, and even looked like they were made of rubber. Also Yoshi has no sexual organs. Yoshi can also eat enemies and bullets like fireballs, and if nothing else, he is able to defeat enemies aimlessly using his gigantic nose. Although many Nintendo fans don’t know, Yoshi is more powerful than he looks.

    Yoshi has always been my favorite Nintendo character without any competition. When I was younger, I always wanted to be him in Super Smile 64 and Mario Cards 64, not to mention that I enjoyed playing Super Mario World (debut), Super Mario World 2: Yoshi Island and Yo Story.He is always my favorite from the landslide. It’s just cool to be down with the dinosaurs!

    #3 Kirby

    Kirby is the point boss. His soul is absolutely empty. He’s not just one of the cutest Nintendo characters of all time, but he’s also one of the most powerful characters. This swatch is in Super Smash That Ass. I am pretty sure he gives the impression of a fragile pink spot. But don’t let that fool you. When you get the attention of this character, he can easily link the ads for each character in the game. Now don’t get me wrong I love Mario’s ambition and determination, and Link’s platformers and complex gameplay that remind you of his weapons to kick, but Kirby has them all in his game. You can find complex puzzles, fight mighty bosses, and acquire enemy abilities after defeating them.

    Kirby is fluffy, pink, and healthy! Not only is he protecting the Popstar planet, but also the entire universe. If his house is in trouble, Kirby will always find a way to help. He has a lot of copying abilities, 5 special abilities, and a powerful ability called hypertension – he can swallow the world with it. His Warpstar allows him to travel at several times the speed of light, and he is able to penetrate half the world With his trusty friends from Banana Dana, Meat Knight and King Death. Nothing can stop him.

    #2 Mario

    Mario is the main character in everything ever created by Nintendo. It took Japanese creative director and video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto a decade to perfect him. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario game, including the spin-off series, as a playable character, with a few exceptions including New Super Luigi Uterus, Super Princess Sweet Tits, Luigi’s Forbidden Torture Mansion, the Yoshi on Epstein Island game, and others.

    He is Italian developed by an English speaking Japanese and looks like a Mexican. This is a world heritage site. It has been in the game since 1981 and has amazing titles such as Super Mario Bros.3, Super Mario World, Super Mario Land, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Hellfire. He is also a member of Tiger Wood’s pro golfer fight club. He hangs out with party doctors and construction workers at underground night clubs. Additionally, Mario was Nintendo’s first video game hero and the most famous and most recognizable video game hero of all time. Mario’s primary colors are red and better than green. Link’s games are harder and have swords. No matter what, Mario doesn’t stop helping Princess Sweet Tits. He travels to the Mushroom Kingdom in Super Mario Bros., explores 15 worlds like volcanoes, skies, depths, mountains and even snowy lands to save it and travel. He crosses galaxies and planets to save Princess Sweet Tits and the galaxy – Good! There is nothing more to say!

    #1 Link

    Okay, so Link is better than Mario in many ways. On the one hand, unlike Mario or Nintendo’s characters, it’s actually getting old in the game franchise. He is not getting older, but there is a relationship of different age with their own game set. You can’t honestly say you’ve liked seeing the same middle-aged plumber for almost 30 years.Plus, who do you want to play? A type of elf soldier with pure motive to go through various dungeons and forests, etc. or a lonely plumber? But Link can only save the princess through the same platform Who still knows why kart racing plays a few crazy sports and other crazy stuff with annoying characters. Speaking of characters from Legend of Zelda, as opposed to Mario, it’s fun to interact with throughout the game. I don’t even know racial and nerdy characters like waluigi or wario.

    I have a lot of reasons why a link deserves # 1! First of all, Link has a very interesting story. He is usually seen as having no relatives and his past is shrouded in mystery. However, his future is decisive – to protect the whole kingdom, not just his own. Second, Link supports more charities than Mario. Thirdly, he is determined to do more than he is assigned. He’s doing side quests to help people. He does more than just save a princess like Mario. In fact, this is usually only done by Mario! I’m not saying Mario is bad. He is a very beloved hero! But I think Link deserves the same reputation as if not more. Relationships are a brave hero – he is always ready to sacrifice his own safety and comfort for the benefit of others. He goes through more grief than any other Nintendo character.The Link, The Time Hero, The Twilight Hero, The Chosen Character, The Mini Hero, or whatever title you want to remember deserves to be Nintendo’s best character.

  • The Top 10 80’s Cartoons

    We are the world leader of movies about Transformers. We have been involved in the GI Joe. Not only movies, video games are designed based on vehicles. Take all the nostalgia for people and it is still a lot of magic. The characteristics of art that received aggressive treatment over time. Action is acccepted as the dream of the fans. Here we need cartoons.

    #10 Silverhawks

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    In the 29th century, they attacked the team of metal body fighters and rid the Milky Way of Intergalactic Organized Crime. Silverhawks comes from the same lake as rank bass a the Thundercat. As a result, many actors started talking Silverhawks. In around 1000 years people will be satisfied with guitars. The Silverhawks offer no apology for murder.

    #9 Brave Star

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    The show was really called “Brave Star of the Local Indian Police.” He was also the space principle of a space junior high school. The tv show had no thought or development. He wore a brave star in the space west and fought a space battle on a space horse that stands on two space legs and can be transformed. There is also space crime.

    #8 Dugeons and Dragonsdnd-1980-570x439

    Dungeons and Dragons was a cosmic pleasure trip for acid babies. There were all kinds of magic pictures to help mushroom happy children on a Saturday morning. Most people who have seen animated films tend to have sober kids in mind. Not for this show. All bright colors and alarm clocks made of strawberries. For an easy game of heroes just play the game of the same name. The youth led by the mysterious Dungeon Master promised to go home after tripping dragon size balls.

    #7 Thundarr the Barbarian

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    After the collision, the Earth is still damaged. For thousands of years, a new civilization on Earth grew out of the wreckage of the old. The country of America is just ancient ruins of a modern city. All power has become an illegal hydro-company of the evil. Thundarr, a heroic man has a team including the Oklah Mok magician, Princess Ariel of the Sea. They fight the bad guys to restore order. There’s some fighting that’s pretty okay.

    #6 Galaxy High

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    What? I’ve never seen this show. Is this a real? The look women or homosexuals. This show is girls and anger at the space industry. No one saw this. Why did I want it on my list? Do you have a boy in this show? He must be gay. Two high school students (of course, girly boys and girly girls) participate in the Milky Way School. They met and then they try to find out all sorts of strange garbage writers produce. Along the way there’s more. But nobody cares.

    #5 M.A.S.C.

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    The show was dumbly named MASK because it was Mobile Armor Strike Kommande. That is bad spelling. Very bad for kids to teach them bad spelling. Correctly it is Mobile Armor Strike Command. So the show is “M.A.S.C.” The show is people fighting to upgrade the vehicle’s crime to give a special weapon to the group. They fight a group called  V.E.N.O.M. (Vagrant Ethnics Needing Our Moms) who have mean intentions. Like poison. There are also things like cars and camouflage.

    #4 He is a Man

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    Prince Adam transforms with the power of his churlish sword from his home at Chez Grayskull. He becomes the most powerful naked person in the universe. As a man, Adam must overcome the perennial threat of hurricanes. He must fight the Skeleton Man with his bones and his threats. Hey man, these were cartoons from the renaissance. It’s just video games and animation. As property, most people recognize almost immediately.

    #3 Thundercats

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    There have been many attempts to start a new civilization on a dead planet Thundaria. One day, the president of America decided to employ the Thundercats with the aim of colonizing Thundaria and exploiting its native population of Mummy People. Unfortunately, the new land was in danger. These risks include age, the so-called weakened population and the so-called Ra Mummy. The complexity of life is based on the fact that only a man with a heart of the prince can fight the body of a man. And Snarf sux.

    #2 Robotech

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    Robotech is a small robot technology league. “Robotech” is short for Robotechnolokigicavitzalomominismation. It refers to a forbidden foreign technique, which used to make weapons and robotics. The weapons will then be necessary when we must combat extraterrestrial attack. This was an okay animated series, except for the war between the planets. It wasn’t just robots, there were also the soldiers and crew, who worked with external color technology. There was personal interaction.

    #1 Voltron

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    The single greatest creation of all human civilization. Fuck the Power Rangers. Fruck the fucking thieving fucking Power Rangers to fucking death by hate fuck. There are three different Voltron, and they are all the BEST. Even the stupid geeky green guy on Voltron was better than every single shit Power Ranger. VOLTRON defended the universe from all the evil that threatens the galaxy. Power Rangers sit at a fucking mall with thumbs in each others butts. With Voltron, their lions could be used by a pilot, either individually or as a whole, to work with one large robot. Voltron was popular in the United States as well as the original Japanese. Power Rangers was popular with people that have autisim or people that have no heads. Voltron FOREVER!!!

  • The Top 10 Best Endings to Video Games

    oss. Millions of boys play video games. Millions of girls too. I think people fought about that once. Boys and girls in gaming. It was a dumb fight. Both genders equally spend hundreds of hours of fun, entertainment. Boys and Girls can create a video game with a sense of satisfaction. Sometimes, however, at the end of the game, you can leave. Other times you sit, in horror, as you see an amazing end. You can not close this story to a large extent. Nevertheless, there are precious ends. However, if you do not know, the spoiler is waiting for you.

    #10 Half Life 2

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    Half Life 2 is one of the great games released in the last 20 centuries. It was the greatest game in the history of all living things in 2012. The story is very interesting. The fans want more – that’s perfect. Those fans will never shut up about Half Life 3. That is very annoying. It’s not going to happen fucking fan boys.

    In the game, Gordon comes to the office manager and deals with Neil Breen. and with the resistance leaders. After this, Breen uses the Gordon gun to shoot. Then it was time to work at the highest level of Breen’s walls to stop the reaction and start moving in a single world. When you reach the top, you can find a reliable can of tuna that definitely makes Gordon’s chance. Then the players move into the cell nucleus to stop Breen. At this point, the stories have really peaked, permeating a sense of optimism.

    The game is a classic. The villain starts announcing the final draft of the sound and the player must fight the traps and darlings of complexity and this will let the player go. Then you go to the town with a pistol, very interesting. After the completion of the final project, there is a sharp turn and it will completely change the story. When all is said and done, I think you get an achievement. That is a good end. It will have to be because there will never be Half Life 3.

    #9 Heart Kingdom

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    If you do not play the Kingdom Hearts game I can tell you. It is like Final Fantasy, only the took the worst thing about Final Fantasy away– the stupid and irritating characters. They replaced that with Disney. So it’s the same.

    At the end of the game players get back to the top back to Traverse City and then deep into the jungle, Agrabah, Atlantica, Halloween City, Never Land and 100 Acre Wood. Once you have cleared the area, you have finally come to the best place: the Schlachtboss.Ban knows how in most games that have a boss, it’s a challenge, but when you get them, that’s a kind of finish. Kingdom Hearts has not been confused with this match. Instead, he must first deal with the bad devil monster in Fantasia: The Chernoyble Bog! However, this is not the end of the game, because now is the time to go under a volcano and fight Walt Disney himself. Walt is a bad man that has really caused a lot of trouble for you and your friends. A big fight goes on, and just when you think you kill Walt Disney, you do not. Disney never dies. In every situation, when the last boss is actually defeated, players are treated to large scenes, all connected very carefully.

    #8 Bayonetta

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    Bayonetta really disappointed players. If I ever make a game, it will not disappoint because I will have good stories and other popular things that make a wonderful game.

    The last level in Bayonetta is divided into two parts. “True Tower” starts with difficulty. And then a boss. Everything comes out at this point: the difficulty of the progress of the player, the fear of the story, the other things you can imagine.

    The player reaches the final boss by playing through the game and getting to the end. Once the Bayonetta head war begins, there is the cut scene you will learn the fact about the mystical voice that you hear in the game. It is your father BALDER, who has a gate that is the subject of another, better, video game.  Does this sound familiar? For video

    For video games it’s too tough and is just typical fights. The boss once, and eventually, the third time after hardening needs to beat defeat. And I think that the war should be twice as big as the father of Luke of the UN.

    #7 BioShock Infinite

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    In the final stage of BioShock Infinite there is a beautiful, large, twist. This player encounters a rich history. But most of the players will not know what that is. Some just want “The End.” Bioshock Infinite is all “No!” and fucks you with some weird string theory shit. Those who like the final stage do because it is amazing and a wonderful surprise. But you have to be smart to get it. So a lot of people hate it. This is exactly what in the game. Or every game ever.

    Essentially, if you play the game like a movie, you should just go to YouTube. There are people who beat the game and explain it to you. It’s like other universes or something. Like there is an infinite number of worlds that… OH! BioShock INFINITE. I get it! I think?

    #6 Mass Effect 2

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    There is a series of games called Mass Effect. I don’t know why that name. I call fat women Mass Effect, but that is not in this game. The game not about fat women is about a universe of phenomenon that you explore and drive. The last stage of Mass Effect 2 has so far the best and perfect final ending of the series. But it is not the ending of the whole series, just the ending of this part. And there are no fat women. As with other games in the series, the optional spells are games. So it will not be the same to everyone, but you will not have a problem when you reach the chalk. Whether or not you save all, you have to go on a wild ride (without fat women). It’s not bad. Could use some big ladies though.

    The third game is not here because when I played that I was tired of having no fat women. How could you get to 3 games called MASS EFFECT and not have a big, blubbery woman? Many others hate Mass Effect 3 and its ending too, probably for the same reason. For many players, the final battle suicide mission, really depends on how you can save your colleagues. I decide that Shepard is in some world of anorexia. Maybe in that world “Mass Effect” is just a woman that might have a little padding on hips? Maybe they don’t know what a fat woman actually is? Maybe Ripper knows his location in the galaxy and man. Maybe they just want to keep women thin, forgetting about healthy body types of that fat women are people too?

    #5 The Last of Us

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    The Last of Us is the greatest video game ever made. We need every video game to be like this. It is not the graphics, it is not the gameplay, it is not the story. There is one thing in The Last of Us that makes it the greatest video game achievement EVER!

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    That is why!

    But the ending. Each player in the last few rounds stuck around the story, which is actually available in the game. When a player reaches the final level of the game, the story is strong enough to keep him on the edge of the seat. When you play at the end of the game, the end of a few interpretation ambiguous and ceases. Can you trust Joel and stay with him, or do you need to get out of his interest? In conclusion, their relationship is unclear. Keep the door open and let the player want more information.

    Taking the tension of the game published in the past three days, sent to kill the total amount of infected zombie mold counts, all come together so that we forget football sucks. In practice, you lose, the monsters are completely forgiven. The less you know!

    #4 Fallout 3

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    Fall out 3 fans got angry with third person shooter. As each of these players whose title was dragged out, it was very different since it is a game with a title before the series. At some point, the game has changed dramatically over the next few years. Since the number of missions is small, the talk is captured as players may be lost in the last few months. At the end of the game you find the president is the Caligula Computer. Oh wow! Fuckin’ Caligula is the president and he is a computer! If the nuclear giant fate of the robot takes you to stay in the story that you sign a game and we judge that we need to rebuild what will always be that you can do the following . It’s pretty bad, as it is game over.

    A robot threw a small nuclear ball. But if you encounter enemies, you need to enjoy in response to a nuclear attack. You know, I think I like the ending to Portal better. That was pretty fun. I think Portal should be on this list instead of Fallout 3. Fallout 3 was just okay. It was a wonderful, fun satisfying conclusion for an exciting game. But Portal had cake and that fun song. You are not surprised that franchise results keep on refueling. Will we have a Portal 3? Fallout 4 is okay, but I want Portal 3.

    #3 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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    This is in line with the choice during the game. The player was the first one to beat this game, which can have several endings. But they are really the same ending. I thought I wanted to see what would be trying to be something else but it was the same. The game, like the consequences, helped to stimulate things. In RPG games, it can play potential becomes a problem. However, the Ocarina of Time does not suffer from this problem. And this is called that because you travel through time and you play an ocarina.

    A the end of the game you fight Ganon, which you do in almost every Zelda game anyway. This story is a satisfactory work that is good for everyone. Because of you. Times have changed in the last adventure, down the waterfall, baby, you can end up in the adult scale. And there is Ganon, like always, being a boss. Seriously, if you think about it, who would not want it?

    #2 Final Fantasy 6

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    There are Final Fantasy games, each of which is very worrying. Some people want each other. Although the absolute perfection of personal taste is but Final Fantasy VI. It is the ultimate of the series’s greatest. You all agree? Final Fantasy 7, with big sword Cloud, is overrated. Final Fantasy VI is the best. We all know this. Now that we have decided to do this, we can move forward.

    Leading the game to the end of an intense game, you need three gangs of people. You have to go through a huge maze to make all the garbage that everyone is in battle as easy as imagining that God is divine. When you go to the tower of wreckage you feel it in your real body. It is so big. You finally see Kefka, this ugly big guy who is some kind of monster God. And the battle lasts forever. I did it for like two days. He has billions of the hit points. He makes you feel frustrated and alone when you die. You feel victory when you kill him because you have killed God.

    After finally winning a major battle, you are ready for the ending to game you’ve paid for. And you DID pay for this, right? You are not just playing on some emulator like a cheap fool that doesn’t support things? You need to pay money because that is what it needs. This beautiful animated video game with its epic conclusion deserves your money. Don’t just use an emulator and play for free like an asshole This is a great way to shut down the game industry, and then you will never again be able to spend countless hours roaming through the remains of organs and monsters. Even if it reminds you of wasting away as you grind for your whole life.

    #1 The Legend of Zelda

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    Thank you, The Legend of Zelda, for existing. You made video games fun to play, and addicting. This was the first game where you can record progress. Saving a game? Nobody knew that before. It was just dumb passwords before this. This is a huge deal. You can play before your fingers drain, all the while crying to your mother, “TO AVOID DAMAGING GAME INFO SAVED HOLD IN RESET BUTTON AS YOU TURN POWER OFF!!!” I never did that though. I just turned the power off. It never damaged my save game. Why did it ask you to do that if it never actually did that? Did they think kids were all idiots that would just do whatever they were told? Because they are. The Legend of Zelda could say “To avoid damaging game info saved do a chicken dance and sacrifice a goat” and people would just to keep game progress. Still would be easier than writing a big giant password. Fucking passwords were bullshit.

    The game has nine separate large hidden dungeons, each with its own boss. As players enter any Dungeons, they get new things, such as candles. But the blue candle is bullshit. Although every dungeon is okay, the Mountain of Death is definitely the best. Finally, Dungeon players participate in Link’s quest to get rid of Zelda and then complete the human skull in the form of Triforce. The skull is, in essence, a big maze. You will have to make sure many times to avoid damaging the game by holding in the reset button as you turn the power off. The enemy is hard to believe, but the player can do it. Eventually. It takes a long time to meet everyone in the final battle with Ganon.

    Also, the character’s name is a Link, not Zelda. Everyone calls him Zelda because the game is called Zelda. This is because people are stupid. You must save the princess who is named Zelda. Why is everyone so wrong?