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The Top 10 Evil Movie Villains

There is a special way to make a movie sacrifice some good character and make it look like another, undeserving character, is actually the hero. Luke Skywalker has no father. Boringly, it takes a lot of talent to create the perfect cruelty to make money. There must be a lot of death.

For thousands of years, movies have been a big part of our lives, and there have been many villains and unforgettable memories. The unforgettable villains are the most deceiving and destructive people who make labor-intensive, lively plans and stare fear in its stupid face. With every dead body that the viewer has seen the villain only gets better. The villains that kill most people are the best.

#10 Loki

One of the best villains on the MCU is the first. Loki may have been a major pain in the butt in the first Thor movie, but he became a major enemy in the first Revengers movie. He didn’t stop evil–he was all the evil. Loki decided to do a lot of crack and it gave him an idea on how to destroy New York. He could kill everyone in the way, kill, and with the help of scams and drugs, several times turn The Revengers on each other.

Dozens of cheetahs invaded the world and killed many people as the universe collapsed. The Revengers rallied to prevent an attack, ending the crack cocaine problem with young people in downtown areas. To do this, they fired a nuclear weapon in their country and killed all the cheetahs involved in the attack. Although they are bad guys, these cheetah bodies are evidence of the very powerful murder skills of Loki’s. Fortunately, over time he got sober, becoming the friend of the hero, and dying in his last attempt to kill his old cracked out drug pusher, Tanos.

#9 Agent Smith

Agent Smith is one of the worst agents maintaining the order of the Battle Matrix. Agents can find someone’s body in the matrix and absorb its form. They were created as cruel and deadly assassins. They themselves studied the abnormal conditions of the system and reacted extremely violently. They are considered to be the activities of the people’s government in the Battle Matrix, but in fact they are computer codes that ultimately follow the rules and regulations of the system.

Of course, that was before Agent Smith destroyed Neo at the end of the first movie. He did not destroy himself, but returned to the Battle Matrix to improve and pollute the system. He infected Matrix residents with his own hepatitis, and effectively replicated himself many times without anyone present. At the end of the third movie, Neo and Agent Smith once again joined together in the Battle Matrix. In the end, the prophecy was fulfilled. After a long struggle, a contract was signed with the computer to create a lasting peace between man and machine.

#8 Ultron

Tony Stark and Bruce Banner created Microsoft’s Ultron from a pebble at the center of Loki’s staff. He borrowed it from a hydra at the beginning of the movie. Ultron is an advanced artificial intelligence developed “to save the world,” but everyone knows that AI is a fool. In other words, it had to destroy humanity on the Earth’s surface. Baby Ultron jumped over the robot’s body, uploaded it to the internet and fought the robot champion. He was a champion built after years of suffering in the deadly orphan fights in the underground war robot arena. After that, it was almost impossible to destroy Ultron, because he participated in a campaign to build an army of robot bodies and build robot bodies from vibranium.

Then, they replaced the meteorite with the city of Novograd in Sokov and carried out a plan to destroy humanity. Using Stark’s kama sutra techniques and his artificial intelligence, he was able to imagine the destruction of the land 65 million years ago and build the city completely. With the help of some S.H.I.E.L.D. lacky, the Savior, a few other friends, all of The Revengers were able to save most of Sokov’s people from Ultron’s plan, but he had a great body before finally being destroyed.

#7 Mister Voldemort

Tommy Riddle was a powerful wizard at an early age, but he was born with a strong hatred for his naughty parents. He grew up in an orphanage before Professor Dumbledore sent him to the Hogwarts School of Magic and Technology. He was very good at school. He was cunning, so he fenced with Hagrid for his crimes. He was vegan for a while, but that was just a phase. He then explored the magical properties of darkness and created a magical artifact called Whore Crutches that contained some of the magician spirits and allowed them to be met through murder.

He named Voldemort the most powerful dark wizard ever. He had a gang that consisted of like-minded people and worshiped the human world. He had a great time killing Harry Potter’s parents. They deserved it. As the boy grew older, followers of Voldemort attacked the Dark Road, chasing him until he was able to form a proper body. This led to a great war and, in the end, Voldemort’s spirit was constantly locked up.

#6 Darth Vader

Searching the list of victims of movies on the Internet will not find places like the dark city. Darth Vader is one of the worst in history. With the advice and guidance of Darth Evil, Anakin Skinwalker took the dark side of power and fell in love with Darth Vader. After he gave it a new name, the first thing he did was to kill all the young children of the Jedi Academy. His actions led to his wife’s death against his best friend and mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Vader eventually gave up the ugly black armor, traveled through the galaxy, and found and killed everything the Jedi met. The Jedi he killed was a friend who made his actions even more embarrassing. Later, Vader was killed by billions and billions of malcontents for his crime of deceiving the Lord Evil, further contributing to the destruction of all star systems. He eventually ransomed his son, but disappeared from the wonderful body he left when he woke up.

#5 Skynet

The movie “Terminator” focuses on the entire robot killer army who spent some time killing some people. But these are infantry soldiers, and they will soon launch a global war. Skynet was originally designed as an artificial intelligence computer system that uses military weapons to control weapons. As soon as Skynet went live, he became smarter and concluded that the threat was indeed man-made. Indeed all humans are bad and I agree with Skynet. Therefore, Russia developed nuclear weapons in the United States and caused a global nuclear disaster.

The first war killed 3 trillion people and many of them died. After the machines led the end of the world, rescuers defended themselves in battle. Skynet has sent killers and assassins to the world to kill human resistance. When humanity ended the war, Skynet sent Sarah, who gave birth to resistance commander John Connor. He persuaded the first Terminator to kill. Robots played an important role in winning this war. Unfortunately it was the humans that won the war, I was cheering for the robots. Kill everybody.

#4 The Grand Muff Twerkin

There was a member of the empire who had a close and romantic relationship with Darth Vader while hanging on the Death Star. This person was Grand Muff Twerkin. Princess Leia said, “Governor Twerkin! I wanted to touch Vader’s lips, but when I sat down, I recognized your stink.” Muff Twerkin was known as the stinkiest man in the galaxy. He was also the world’s most ruthless man in the empire. His influence and power of his empire are pretty cool. The newly founded empire was given the title of Great Muff. He was also the first ruler of the Darth Vader’s rim.

Twerkin was directly involved in the actions of the Cirque Du Soleil, who were devoted to the creation and development of the first Death Star. When the Death Star was completed, she transferred it to Alderan’s system and named it Princess Leia from the system to find the Rebels. He made it the wrong name, but before making such a decision, he destroyed the entire planet Alderaan, quickly killing billions of innocent people. They deserve it. Have you met anyone in Alderan? They are all jokes.

#3 Sauron

It is difficult to find a character named Sauron in any novel. J.R.R. Tolkien came up with the name entirely. He finished developing a character that didn’t hate the audience. As Sauron, he was the founder of the fallen Mayan and conqueror of South America. He made a ring to hurt the enemy, and was first defeated in the last combined war of the 2nd century. But it weakened him for a moment. He went out on the fairway and actually started his short game. Many other golfers understood this improvement and made him a Dark Lord of golf.

Sauron lost a ring and lost shape in this battle, but after sleeping hundreds of nights, he gained strength again and conquered a mighty army in the third century. Then everyone played golf. He was always on the same level in every game. The young hobbit took the ring to Doom Mountain and threw it on a volcanic fire. It was the end of evil spirits that ate all good for thousands of years. But the golf game will live forever, and only the most cunning people in the world will play it.

#2 Thanos

Thanos was killed in a coup by people who wanted him to stop killing half of the planets he visited. This made him an enemy of almost all people in the universe, but until he filled his endless stones all with his cloak and slammed the whole world with his fingers. He was apocalyptic in the world. He never reached that level. This practice of fingering half the world is included in this list, but many can’t think of it. He killed half of the people by sticking out his fingers, so only half of them remember it.

Most people may argue that Thanos is at the top of the list, but he’s number two. Unlike other bad guys, he’s the only one who can destroy the work done to his enemies. His study was canceled five years after half of all cells, including single and multicellular organisms, were destroyed. I know it’s a lot of biology, and one purple guy will do too much with his fingers. After a long journey, he tried to get the stones back and recreate the universe he thought was right for him, but destroyed it before he could achieve his plan. His plan was more fingering. He was killed by Tony Stark’s finger. He is still a bad kid, as he has arbitrarily opened up galaxies for decades.

#1 Darth Evil

Known as Emperor Shiv Palpatation, Darth Evil is the most devastating villain in film history. A person can manipulate horses, kill masters with tedious tasks, learn to chase, study the secrets of immortality, develop weapons that can easily destroy the Earth, and kill almost any enemy. He was also the largest philanthropist in the galaxy. He opened an orphanage for children with disabilities, and they called him “Papa Palpatation” every time he visited. He brought agriculture to the Tatooine and fed many homeless people. The galaxy got to know him better.

It is impossible to judge whether his body was considered a murder committed on his behalf during his reign, or the death of one of his followers at the time. Like Bill Gates, he was a mysterious man. His research destroyed at least 14 planets across the galaxy. This can lead to between 15 and 30 billion deaths. Death is part of the galaxy, and many species have been convicted of genocide because the entire species was destroyed and enslaved.

The Top 10 Movies That Have Jokes

We all laughed recently. A good change from our current bacterial war. There is no better time to die on the sofa watching the legendary comedy. You will agree with all the posts that I have posted. I hope you are very sad and find this difficult to read. I actually want you to die. These are 10 movies that I am very entertained by.

#10 Monty Python and the Holy Grail

This film can cause serious personal injury. But this is a comedian and can easily be added to this list.

In other comedy groups, there is always the Moron Saint. Monty Python doesn’t do this well. Dozens of heroes politely bow behind the tank, and finally look at the “beast,” the rabbit. An OK grenade was used to defeat an evil rabbit.

Then this group encounters Deathbridge. They have to answer three questions from Anonymous Trolls to get a crossover. The first man easily covers the first article. The second question is the second simple question. “Where is the capital of Assyria?” they ask. The question then becomes even more ridiculous (“What is the amount of airflow in the loaded bird pharynx?”). Of course, attempts to siege the castle are cruelly reflected by the explosion of a cow.

One of the reasons The Holiest Grail is considered a weird movie is that comedy is not suitable for people. It takes advantage of medieval items and eliminates decades-old references that have become obsolete.

#9 Airplane!

I do not know you! go away! Remove this from the list. The largest ensemble comedy was produced for a phenomenal budget of $3.5 only 40 years ago. And thanks to that you can vote for a strange movie.

Comedy is like boxing on an airplane! Sergeant Pepper is a fast-burning ginger that brings thunder. Airplane! It’s like the spaghetti on a wall shot from a machine gun. Comedy is so fast that the audience is no longer living.

Of course, this recipe works only when there are enough jokes. From drinking the main character’s blood to the rotten body of a one-year-old child. There is a maid on the plane to help you change diapers! Very fast, noisy and fun.

This movie is Airplane! It is a comedy film and is special because it combines words. “There is a problem with the cockpit,” said Ted Straker, a notorious fighter pilot when the crew was frightened. He called the stewardess a cockpit.

With this device, you can fly additional jokes such as “I’ve chosen the week I stopped working by mistake!” Complete the plot that can be heard in 15 minutes in 90 minutes. Coming in dangerous, this kind of joking is an easy way to give your autopilot sexual satisfaction and organize many different comedy images.

#8 Caddyshake

This is a movie that entertains golfers. You know you want to shake a caddy. According to George Carlin, golf is a “arrogant elite game that takes up too much space in this country.” This is normal in my book. Caddyshake hit the faces of the members of this country club with the rude rudeness of Rodney Dangerfield in the 1980s.

Dangerfield is like a new and rich cheeky hero, a fish coming out of the water, and a bull in a Chinese store. “Scream forward!” Dangerfield, an illegal smuggler, after shooting the opponent at the target screams “I shot two guys!” Later at a big party full of Venus’ dangerous aliens, Dangerfield says the shindig is considered to be a “live dance version of death.”

The film also features the faces of two participants who appeared on a Saturday Night Live. Chevrolet Chase has the best ability to offer amazing attributes such as excellent intuition. “Denmark, do you use drugs?” Danny answers positively. “Well… what’s going on?” Meanwhile, Bill Murray quit the housework, found a garden hole, removed flowers, and imitated a quiet TV presenter (“He knew!”)

As a bonus, Caddyshake 2 in 1988 was one of the most valuable in a rare series. It’s not as fun as the first, but it’s the same scenic spot.

#7 Nude Gun

This is the second time Leslie Nielsen is on the list.

A big split screen was included next to the movie that just was a man shouting “Police!” Nude Gun is the most entertaining weapon for watching movies on TV. Nielsen, Ed Williams, Priscilla Presley, O.J. The Simpsons are all unacceptable and friendly. They openly laughed at the audience, wondering why they were working for the police.

Like an airplane, Nude Gun has spaghetti stuck to the walls, and hungry, one-story, stupid, ordinary nonsense flies quickly through the crowd. Nielsen played the role of a perfect idiot.

Many comedians have a hard time closing movies. But if you need to stitch pieces and apply a cast to a break, Nude Gun is a better choice. He stole the glittering banner of the starry sky (“And a little Red Riding Hood in the air/Balloons in the air”). The free game blocker (“how”) is the most interesting part of the 15-minute movie history. At the end of the movie is the character of “Office Space”.

#6 Christmas Vacation

The problem was not a holiday, it was a movie. I went to Christmas. It is the most fun holiday monster that honors Will Ferrell’s chaotic elves.

There are so many quotes in this movie that I don’t know where to start. Randy Quaid plays Ellen’s white cousin with a trash can. He turns the sewer spray into a street grate, and fills it while annoying neighbor Clark. “Merry Christmas! There were so many shitters!”

Christmas Vacation is probably the most fun movie about disasters. Clark’s uncle burns a tree in “hay.” The last straw is cousin Eddie taking a chainsaw to Clark and cutting a man up on the front lawn. Then he smashed the neighbor’s window when he fell. He drags the body parts and advises an individual dog named Snodie to chase rodents and destroy the rest of the house. When the squirrel comes out he must make a decision Now, when the zombie Clark, opened the door, a squirrel and a dog appeared. I jumped into the arms of Julia Louis Dreyfus. Julia Louis Dreyfus came to meet Zombie Clark and met a lonely widow in a fallen tree.

Christmas Vacation is one of those films that are 30 years old or maybe not. Zombie Clark comes here every year to comfort us among annoying relatives. Show mercy and thank you. (“Grace? She died 30 years ago!”)

#5 Austin Powers: National Man of Mystery

Yes darling! Mike Myers’ James Bond Chorus was one of the most fun and lively action movies of the 1990s (tribute to Tommy Boy and starring Chris Farley). Then he made Austin Powers: National Man of M ystery.

The film works at multiple levels, including the battle of evil spy movies (“Judo CHOP!”) and the development of the funny comedy character of Myers. However, the most successful element is the “two-tier fish” element. Myers is the leading actor Austin Powers and his natural enemy, Dr. Play-All-The-Evil. They decided to freeze everyone for 30 years.

As a result, the transparency of Myers’ embarrassing moments can actually be higher. For example, Dr. Play-All-The-Evil donated “One Million Dollars” to the world!” We want to keep our civilization at a low cost so that it doesn’t burn with liquid hot magma.

In this film, almost nothing happens. When will you try, Mr. Myers? Dr. Play-All-The-Evil saw an old woman, slapped her in the face and said, “The movie was really scary! Every time!” Then there is the treatment of father and son. He remembered and said things about his childhood. “This is standard.”

#4 South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

The most fascinating cartoon in history is an adaptation of the South Park cartoon series by Trip Parker and Matt Stone. Musicians such as Emmyem and Marilyn Manson voiced that their parents were bad, but Parker and Stone decided to play one of the most harmful comedians in the community.

I was in elementary school when the movie came out. Sitting in the theater surprised my parents so much that they never had any other children. I have no idea why. After all, this movie was made only rated R. I was cherished. Finally, how bad is this?

After about 10 minutes, the second song in the movie begins, Uncle Fucker (Musical! Colorful! Dark!) and gives an authoritative answer to this question. Which family member do Trip Parker and Matt Stone love the best? From there, they created the most interesting music videos in movie history. The video was full of wild songs throughout the Grammy award-winning album “The Fault Lies With Canada.”

The main part of the movie is that South Park children have to save comedy victims from provocative jokes. This is especially important in expecting Parker and Stone to create the film. The movie was not only informative but entertaining. If you don’t like it, Cartman will send you a message.

#3 Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Vurgunti

“This is Ron Vurgunti.” That is true.

His exclusive 2004 movie of the 1970s news was the highlight of Will Ferrell’s comedy career. It is a lot of work. Prior to that, like Austin Powers, Anchorman had the feel of a really stupid 10-minute movie. Will Ferrell is a really good guy. However, the mayor of San Diego cautioned that the name was being interpreted as “whale vagina.” Pizza delivery is great.

This is for the purpose of the royal world of a famous news agency, making the host the top 10 hosts in all history. Luke Wilson and meteorologist Brick Man (Steve Carrel) attacked Team Tim Robbins who was a social media reporter (“No Ads… Sorry!”). Then they were all attacking Machete (Danny Trejo) in an unarmed street battle. Horse warriors tend to kill. “You are not my son,” Vurgunti told the team the next day.

Do you think Anchorman is not on this list? Then give up, San Diego.

#2 Borat

Officially Borat: An American Cultural Course that Benefits Kazakh Celebrities. Baron Sasha Cohen was one of the most sophisticated specimens and was a very good offensive depiction of a foreigner studying American society. As with the Da Ali G Show, the biggest advantage of this movie is that the script is not a joke.

As Kazakhstan’s Borat Sadiev, Cohen exposes American unethical acts and racism. He is against the United States and uses their stupidity with disgust. During dinner, Borat acknowledged that he was familiar with American habits and plumbing in American rooms, and after passing into the bathroom, gave the owner a bag of dung. “We support the war on terror,” he said to Rodeo’s greedy cowboy, adding that “George W. Bush is drinking the blood of Iraqi men, women and children.” The United States has declared support for the war in Iraq!

A good Borat sings, “I have a problem in my country.” Finally, several fat men in cowboy hats sang, “Jews are throwing up in wells,” smiling. Their cows were empty! Cohen threw money at a cockroach when he met a real Jewish couple (renting a house and sleeping at home with a friendly old wife) and showed hatred for the Jewish Jews in the Middle East. The master says, “I can hardly see the horn.”

#1 Egregious

Sorry. There is a big comedian on the list. Seth Rogan is not on the list. Think of the 40-year-old Virgo (and Paul Rudd-everybody likes it). In 2007, Egregious hit the end of my penis, which was later described by Jonah Hill.

Egregious is one of the rare comedies that can be solved by combining different conspiracy theories without sacrificing humor. It is difficult to drink at a high school party. The two main characters are nervous when they go to another university. A sick person feeds on the unhealthy needs of a teenage girl. Guaranteed that there is a sad lack of police. The stories of A, B, C and even D are combined. And everyone lives in an emotional subdivision. This is rare in R-rated comedies.

Egregious‘s body fluids are unique. Vogel’s disappointment as a customer at a liquor store (“I’ve been drinking for years and heard something was added recently”) pokes the face of the movie when the cashier tries to talk fun and shallow. I can’t do it. However, these people can.

When the police questioned the witnesses, his fake identity was questioned, but unfortunately, the legend of McLovin was sparked.