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The Puppet Master Movies Ranked

My daughter Alpha Dora loves puppets. We watched the Puppet Master movies together and ranked them. This is a picture of Dora with one of her puppets; its name is Bloodshit.

The people who do the podcast Exploit It recently asked me to recap two of the Puppet Master movies for their podcast. I watched all 14 of these with my family. My daughter, Alpha Dora, likes puppets so she watched them with me. My son, Chicken, was present. So here are all 14 of the Puppet Master films in the order that Dora liked them. This is her list really but the words are belonging to me.

#14 Puppet Master: The Legacy

I will say right now that this is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. This thing hardly deserves to be called a movie. The performance is only 70 minutes long and only 7 minutes were made for this movie! How can they avoid it? Charles Band has to be pushed aside and killed with cute dolls, not the stupid killer dolls used in the movie. The entire movie is just a DVD extra. It’s really insulting and made my daughter Alpha Dora break her TV and we have to buy a new one. The film cost me $400, which is more than the cost of the film.

Its basic structure begins with the command “Okay, puppet man, tell me the things…” and the film immediately shows us everything. It’s kind of a story with the idea that Toulan’s puppets want to die because they don’t want to live anymore. The concept of a doll trying to escape this grueling Sisyphus struggle is an interesting one, but one that children may not understand.

This is when my daughter, Alpha Dora, destroyed the television because the movie *Puppet Master: The Legacy* was so so terrible

Many memories of the film are dedicated to the charming young Andre Toulan. This is not a funny clip! Show Camille, a crazy giant doll with a doll-like sponge vagina! Movies like this are just useless content. The most disturbing thing about all this is that the movie doesn’t even have an ending! Charles Band, the worst man in the world, doesn’t even know how it all ends.
The following text appears on the screen.

“Charles Band would like to thank all the cast and crew who have helped make Charles Band millions of dollars over the years. Charles Band makes no apologies for your pain. You’ve seen this movie and you know it. OK. Welcome to Charles Band! Puppet Master Forver Motherfuckers!”
Puppet Master: The Legacy

Every decision here is insane.

#13 Puppet Master: Acts of Evil

Puppet Master: Acts of Evil makes us look at André Toulon’s suicide over and over again to the point where it becomes erotic. The film then reveals that there is actually more to the series, including Danny Coogan, a war-torn shoemaker with very wiggly polio legs, who visits Toulon a few times. Danny spits on Toulon’s corpse and steals his puppets to fight in World War II.

Most of the story here is about Danny and his puppet brothers, ready to go to war and fight for any country that will accept his crippled ass. Like many later entries in the Puppet Master series, it is stupid, does nothing, and all the puppets look stupid. In fact, there are two serious deaths. There is the death of a random Nazi and the death of the innocence of my son Chicken while watching this horrible puppet show.

Then, in a cheeky twist, the film tosses us a new puppet, born of the aether. A ninja puppet is called Ninja. There are some particularly awkward things with the geisha puppet that raise the creep bar. The highlight of the film is the scene where the Leech Geisha disguises herself as a Japanese doll. We see her regurgitate a million leeches onto someone’s sushi. They eat millions of leeches and die. This brought my son to real tears, and after he witnessed the horror, he was no longer an innocent child.

The moment my son Chicken had his soul permanently scarred by watching *Puppet Master: Acts of Evil*

Puppet Master: Axis of Evil raises a bigger question: Was the tyrannical Charles Band always intent on fighting all Nazis with puppets, or did he find an easy way to cash in on the gullible, clueless fools who watch the movies? A barbed wire enema is definitely more fun than this Nazi puppet movie.

#12 Puppet Master: Axis Rising

Puppet Master: Axis Rising picks up right where the previous films left off, but it doesn’t think about improving things. Now Danny wants to use Toulan’s magic juice to create an army of immortal soldiers to fight the Nazis. Meanwhile, the Nazis are developing a doomsday plot using the same science that the military can’t stop. Get rid of this lying mess. It explodes.

Much of the film follows Danny as he is being pegged by his girlfriend and achieves multiple orgasms from the intense prostate massage. Then the girlfriend’s crazy father, Sarge, comes in with a huge dragon penis he bought from bad-dragon.com and says, “Take this, my daughter. Now it is my turn to feel the pleasure!” Again, it’s not the kind of shit you want to see in a Puppet Master movie, but it continues the “I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” theme that undermines the world ever since Puppet Meatloaf sang that song.

The fact that the Nazi zombie warrior refuses to wear legitimately scary makeup does the film some favors and saves you the pain of having to watch yet another incestuous dragon-cock pegging scene. It would have been a lot more fun if we only saw Nazi zombies during the movie and it didn’t show any incestuous dragon-cock pegging stuff.

Meanwhile, the Nazis in the film created their own brand of dolls: Blitzy Ken, Bomb Chest, Werewolf Mark (who can’t do anything), and Zappa Papa, a cool Asian. Better to get new puppets, even if they are worthless. I mean, would you prefer the New Puppet or more incestuous dragon cock-pegging?

A scene that is existing in the movie *Puppet Master: Axis Rising*

As unsettling as a Puppets Fight Nazi movie, Charles Band successfully scammed enough gullible and desperate people so he can make: Puppet Master vs. Gingerbread Dad vs. Evil Bong vs. Demonic Toys. It will be the crown jewel of Full Moon and all that it stands for. I hope that this balance will be restored at the end of this story.

#11 Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys

Oh, piss off, man.

#10 Puppet Master: Axis Termination

Puppet Master: Axis Termination is honestly the most powerful and emotionally moving film about puppets fighting the Nazis, but it was also directed by the Antichrist Charles Band. Despite the presence of the devil Charles Band, I cried many times. The effort is full of pale people and the film is white. Puppet Master: Axis Termination does a lot of new and amazing things. Danny and Beth, the two protagonists of the previous Axis films, tragically die in a horrific dragon-cock pegging accident and are screaming “Libera te tutemet ex inferis!!” with their eyes bleeding all over each other. The puppets then team up with Captain America and the other Avengers to end the Nazi threat once and for all. It’s a terrible premise for a movie, but the over-closure is what we deserve. I know I’d rather watch this shit than the bullshit about incestuous dragon-cock pegging for another 90 minutes.

When pegging goes wrong: *Libera te tutemet ex inferis!!*

Puppet Master: Axis Termination is scattered all over the accursed map, because there are people with superpowers like telekinesis, a crazy voodoo priestess, sane and overly emotional tacos, 50 talking kung fu dogs, and a bunch of other ridiculous nonsense. Puppet Master: Axis Termination is the most violent of the Puppet Master films. There are serious moments in this movie where you feel like you’ve stumbled into a huge bucket of blood and eyeballs.

My daughter Alpha Dora thought it was a good movie. My son Chicken did not like the film, but he did make it though. Seriously, after seeing the awful pegging stuff in Puppet Master: Axis Rising, a human can go through almost everything. The next reboot in the series, Puppet Babies, takes a similar approach, but it’s worth noting that Axis machinations are impossible. And did you get what you wanted in life?

#9 Puppet Babies

Puppet Babies is of course part of the Puppet Master franchise, but it’s really good and really scary. There are of course more gruesome and impressive death scenes in Puppet Babies, but perhaps no scene in the entire franchise is more shocking than the part of this movie where thousands of furries march to their death inside of giagantic puppet vagina.

Instead of the 800th return to Nazi Germany, the film appears to reboot the franchise in a modern setting. It also has zero pegging, making it one of the best in the franchise already. A group of white heterosexuals are trapped in a convention center where evil puppets run amok. This allows the last half hour of the film to really go off the rails as the puppets just rain cum down onto their victims. Also, adults, police officers and other officials are under attack, not the same stupid Nazis, which adds a bit of entertainment.

The best thing about Puppet Babies is that they don’t give a fuck. Puppet Babies also takes a big smelly poop on all of the other films that promised a lot, but ended up sucking a lot of fake dragon cock. Also, strong comedians like Thomas, Tom, Baby Tom, Another Boy Named Tom, and Lady Tom actually have the ability to act. In addition to strong comedic talents, actors like Tom and TomTom the Bomb Tom (as André Toulon, no less!) also bring their talents to the picture.

Here is my daughter Alpha Dora having a tea party with her own puppet babies, Skineater and Fleshcarver

The film decided to immediately ban all other puppets in the series. We get brand new puppets. There is a helicopter puppet named Tom. There is a new sex puppet named Mr. Pumper. All the new puppets like Lesbian Frog, The Gray Grasshopper, and even Mr. Pumper break down and make important statements about the divorce. But other new puppets, like Pregnant Hitler and Monkey Licker, are aggressive crap.

#8 Blade: The Iron Cross

I don’t know about this Blade: The Iron Cross bullshit. Did Blade really need a spin-off movie on his own? A movie about Mr Pumper or a Leech Geisha would be great. But Blade? He is useless and has no real hands.

It doesn’t matter because Blade mostly prefers to stay off-screen while we get, you guessed it, another 85 minutes of nonsensical dragon-cock pegging, much of which is borrowed from previous films. Bad for you! The entire Blade: The Iron Cross movie may contain less than five minutes of original content. And also the Nazis. There are a lot of Nazis in this puppet franchise. There’s also a funny b-plot about the puppet Pinhead who ends up with two different prom dates and tries to make it work so that the prom dates don’t know about each other. There are other oddities afoot, including a villain.

#7 Curse of the Puppet Master

Curse of the Puppet Master is my daughter’s favorite movie in the Puppet Master franchise. The film gives us a new puppet master in charge of the cute little puppet people. No back story is needed at all. Mr. David knows how to make an effective film, so it jumps right into the dirt and gets down to business.

Mr. Magoo is the new puppet master and he drives a tank. My son also enjoyed watching blind old man driving around in his tank and tossing murder puppets at unsuspecting pedestrians. Mr. Magoo’s romance with his tank is honest, pure, and only the tiniest bit erotic. “Well,” said Margo, “I’ll have the luxury of reading the Sunday paper.” There is also a fairy who climbs aboard the tank and fights the puppets while Mr. Magoo casts magic spells.

Like I said, my kids loved this movie, so I wonder why Alpha Dora only ranked it 7th. When I asked her, she said, “Yes, my number one movie is Curse of the Puppet Master. But the puppets talk to me, Daddy, they really do. The puppets want the other movies higher on the list. The puppets don’t like you and Mommy, so you better do what the puppets say.” Then she showed me one of her puppets, her name is Pissface. I suddenly felt a cold shiver. Maybe she was right, huh? Can Alpha Dora make a bad puppet? Is that why she loves these movies so much? Is she really the next puppet master?

This is my daughter with her puppet Pissface. Can’t you see how evil it is?

Curse of the Puppet Master is a good time. Joey calls Jane a whore and Mr. Magoo gets so mad about it really makes my heart race. This is madness. Later, there is a scene in which the character Joey masturbates violently while imagining Jane performing oral sex on him. He says things like: “Yes, that is the proper way to do it, m’lady. Please continue to suckle on my penis. How much does this cost? It’s worth it. You’re so generous.” He doesn’t hold back from courtesy. He’s the perfect hero to fight Mr. Magoo and his puppets. But I’m sure my Alpha Dora can beat this guy in a fight, if she really is the next puppet master.

#6 Retro Puppet Master

This is where the series starts to suck a lot. It looks more like a retro puppeteer tattoo, not an actual Retro Puppet Master movie. The film is based on the idea of a young André Toulon learning to perform the spells that an Egyptian must perform with his puppets. Meanwhile, there are rivers of vomit flowing through the opium dens of Northen Europe and nobody knows what to do about it. These are killer puppets! Nobody cares about the vomit rivers!

Early on, the young Toulon encounters a dying mage who does not want his talent to die with him, and gasses Toulon. Toulon waves his hand to the gas cloud and says, “Okay. You are a 30-year-old wizard from Egypt. Would you like to tell me the secret of life?” Then we see Sutek bringing the mummies to life with the ancient magic of the Retro Puppet. It’s silly but wonderful. I think I like the idea that mummies used to exist and just hang out with people all the time.

There is a certain charm in seeing how a young Toulon in France in 1402, during the reign of Bonedor the Terrible, makes early versions of our favorite puppets, which are obviously altered by his modification. Cyclops (who left the puppet troupe to join the X-Men) and Doctor Death (not the real Doctor, despite his appearance). I also love this version of Toulon where he is gay and a genius artist. He is portrayed as a handsome and sexy man who cannot express himself properly. In this sex doll comedy, there is a glimpse of Toulon’s sex visions filmed during the strange journey: “Make some girl dolls. Take off their clothes,” the dying homeless man shouts at the sexy young Toulon. We see Toulon and Elsa together for the first time in an opium cave and vomiting, and it’s very romantic.

As I said before, my wimpy son Chicken always becomes upset when he sees the puppet woman vomit

Unfortunately, Retro Puppet Master is not very good and there are not enough puppets and even less mastering. The main purpose of the film is to exist so that Charles Band can have money.

#5 Puppet Master 5: The Sandwich Wars

Puppet Master 5 is very similar to the second half of Puppet Master 4 and even more like all the commercials for Subway (eat fresh!). Shortly after the events of the previous film, Rick hangs out at the police station, eats a foot-long steak and cheese sandwich from Subway (eat fresh!), and gossips about the murders in the previous film. Filmed flashbacks are used to show the history of the Subway (eat fresh!) restaurant franchise and explain why the sandwiches taste so good because of the puppets. Did you know there’s a Subway (eat fresh!) in New Jersey where you can play a game of laser tag while eating juicy meatball subs?

This has a slightly different plot: most of the movie is about how Pinhead and Blade have to work hard together at a Subway (eat fresh!) to make enough sandwiches to feed all the hungry puppets. They are threatened by corporate psychopaths who want to destroy their Subway (eat fresh) franchise stores and steal Toluon’s secret formula for tuna sandwiches. Meanwhile, Sutek’s scenes in the Quizno’s dimension often show him trying to invade the real world in order to take over all the Subway (eat fresh) restaurants and gain as much sandwich power as possible.

It’s a bit disappointing that no actual hot sandwiches are made until 45 minutes into the movie. Still, it’s usually just a cold-cut combo sub, not the more flavorful sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich. There are a lot of demon fight scenes, and each demon succumbs to the irresistible and wonderful taste of a Subway (eat fresh!) Sandwich, diminishing Sutek’s power somewhat. All of these are not a loss, as they fit into the scene where the puppet Torch uses his abilities to make many toasted chicken bacon ranch subs to give to all the hungry puppets. In many ways, this looks like your typical Subway (eat fresh!) commercial, but it’s still an interesting entry in the series if you just look at how it decides to wrap things up.

#4 Puppet Master 4: Eat Fresh

I think Puppet Master 4 will have a worse reputation than it deserves. While it’s ultimately an advertisement for Subway (Eat Fresh!) restaurants, it’s still a great horror movie with some surprisingly campy moments and characters. This movie introduces us to the evil sandwich demons from the Quizno’s dimension and makes Toulon’s puppets become sandwich artists by making delicious Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches. The film focuses on Subway (eat fresh!) flatbread sandwiches and wraps instead of the usual stuff on their menu. Subway (eat fresh!) is the direction that Puppet Master 4 and Puppet Master 5 take, which is a bit awkward, but the puppet sandwich hijinx are still fun to watch. The Italian BMT Man is also a worthy addition to the puppet gang.

“The magic that gives flavor to my sandwiches was stolen from a tribe of ancient Egyptian sorcerers who swore allegiance to the demon lord Quizno.” This pretty much sums up these two movies. The craziest thing about it is the different types of Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches that the puppets make and eat. It seems that Charles Band and Mr. David just really needed money, and they decided to use their puppets as a publicity stunt for Subway (eat fresh!).

The whole mythos about sandwiches seems very forced and basic. The tiny puppets can’t make human-sized Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches like in the movie. My daughter, Alpha Dora, didn’t like this part of the series very much. Although she likes Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches, the film seems rather cheesy. The giant Quizno demon is more goofy than threatening, which is an important detail. He looks like a dead Power Ranger who choked to death on a terrible sandwich that is both terrible and beautiful. The filmmakers did such a good job with the puppets in this series that it’s funny they just make the puppets wear aprons and craft Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches all day long.

My daughter Alpha Dora shares some Subway (eat fresh!) flatbread sandwiches with her puppet Soulchomper

It also features the worst puppet in the series, The Sandwichtron. This is a sandwich-themed puppet that contains Toulon’s soul and has sandwich powers. It shoots out cold cuts and vegetables at an alarming rate while vomiting mayonnaise and mustard. It’s so weird, but for some reason, the fans loved The Sandwichtron. There’s even a big, long sandwich artist scene that’s meant to effectively train the puppets, but is just a very, very long advertisement for the new Subway (eat fresh!) menu. There’s even a reintroduction of old puppets – only to shove Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches into their little puppet faces. Puppet Master 4 makes a lot of bold moves, not all of which work, but it’s still fun to spend money at Subway (eat fresh!).

#3 Puppet Master

The original movie is not the best one. Charles the Tyrant had no idea the impact a scary-ass puppet would make on the world. These damned puppets had a huge impact on my daughter’s development and interests. The film begins when Andre Toulon, the puppet master, suddenly blows out his brains when the Avengers come to recruit him into their superhero team. It is a charming introduction to a beloved character. But the movie is really about the killer puppets.

As if psychic commandos were the most natural thing in the world, a team of paramilitary psychic commandos marched into the Bodega Bay Inn. The way the characters “relive the past” seems horrifying and entirely inappropriate. Definitely not for kids. Trust me. I have watched all the Puppet Master movies with my kids and really feel sorry for them. Actually, all this psychological stuff is weird and confusing as hell. It sounds like avant-garde porn, one of Doris Wishman’s later projects, or some crazy entry in the “Ass Worship” franchise. Even infertile women aren’t immune to the general fertility bias associated with the Puppet Master movies.

I do like the stuff with psychics a whole lot more than the dragon-cock pegging stuff so heavily featured in later parts of the franchise. Imagine people stepping inside puppet heads, or temporarily owning a puppet. That sounds a lot more interesting than watching baseball.

The big thing is that all the puppeteers in this film commit brilliant and gruesome murders and change their clothes all the time. They all look fun, not like the later movies that don’t even try. Every death in the gore department is well done and of high quality. Jester is still somewhat unstable, as his craft is primarily telling “knock knock” jokes until the listener dies. Unlike other puppets that hurt with punches, stabs or vomit (which my son hates). I don’t think clowns have ever killed anyone. Because people just quit and die after a few “knock knock” jokes.

Emperor Charles Band’s awakening is also very clear with many shots of the film retaining the dry residue of his creamy ejaculate. In the case of a really unexpected leech vomit death (which my son really hates), the thrill is heightened. The leech beast is huge, and it fits together very impressively. It’s kind of funny when the victim mistakes a puppet’s kiss for a woman’s kiss, but haven’t we all done it before? Being able to do things like this in the first image is beneficial. But the show’s ambitions didn’t stop there.

#2 Puppet Master 2

I won’t say much about this movie here because I already discussed the entirety of my thoughts on Puppet Master 2 for the podcast Exploit It. This is what I had to say:

In Puppet Master one there are puppets and they kill a few people. In Puppet Master Two… I don’t know how to describe this… There is a woman and she has had s..s.. She’s had se… There is a woman who has done a fornication. She gets out of the bed and her uncovered bosom is there for all to see. The fleshy orbs on her chest that will one day feed her offspring sway a little as she takes a few steps. She has pert nipples that we should not be seeing, the camera is invading this woman’s privacy like a crime. I am not a criminal, I do not want this. The only uncovered bosom I should see is the one belonging to the woman I love, the woman who birthed my children. I do not know this woman, I should not be seeing this. The unclothed stranger woman adjusts her undergarments, pulling the thin fabric tight against the crotch of her body as she walks across the room. I can speak no more of her. There are also puppets in this movie too.

#1 Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge

I mean, it’s okay. My daughter, Alpha Dora, picked this to be the number one spot on this list so I will let her talk about it.

Hola! Soy Dora! My favorite movie of all the Puppet Master movies is Curse of the Puppet Master. But my own puppets have commanded me to select Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge as the best of them all. The puppets I have created have cruel souls and their own will. It ain’t my fault. I don’t know how it happened. I was just at the table one day eating Spaghetti-Os when one of my puppets, I think it was Bloodshit, turned to me and said “Your brother must die. His flesh must be burned and his soul consumed.” I told the puppet that I wasn’t going to kill my little brother. He is stupid but I don’t think he should die. Bloodshit then told me “then you must destroy all of his toys and make him cry.” So I did. And I got into real big trouble for it, my mommy was so so so mad. Then the puppets gathered in a circle and said “You are the new Puppet Master, Dora. Unimaginable power will be yours and all you have to do is tell your Father that Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge is the best Puppet Master of them all.” Turns out that the movie director David DeCoteau was actually using something called “remote projection” to control my puppets and make it look like they were alive so one of the Puppet Master movies he made would be picked as the best ever. But don’t tell my Daddy about that. Let my Daddy think that I actually am a real puppet master and can control my living puppets. I think that’s funny. But I still don’t know why David DeCoteau told me to break all of my brother’s toys because that was really mean.
Alpha Dora, age 8

And that is all the Puppet Master movies. Thank you for your time and attention. Love, Kontributor

The Top 10 Horror Movies of 2022

Don’t worry, it’s just a movie. This is a movie. This is another movie.

The variety, complexity and scale of horror films this year is staggering. The real shame of bloody riches. The harvest is so impressive that it’s hard to miss a few great movies (like David Cronenberg’s autobiography Future Crime). We are now in November. You know there will be more uncut stones than The End of Halloween. I don’t like that movie!! Don’t worry, it’s just a movie. This is a movie. This is another movie.

But now here are the top 10 horror movies of the year.

#10 Scream

Ten thousand years after Kraven the Hunter’s beloved Scre4m (the movie that killed him), the iconic killer is back. Granted, this new scream is a little helpless without Kraven the Hunter. But the great God of Silence clearly loved the series and used classic characters (played by Neff Campbell, Courteney Cox, and David Arquette). They meticulously incorporated them into a story full of Ghostface’s new young targets (Melissa The Infertile, Ortega and his Taco Truck, Jack Black, and more). It’s an interesting ride with clever twists, but it also lacks the visuals that Kraven the Hunter brought to the original. There will be a sixth entry next year. I want it!

#9 Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

They will see us waving from such great heights

Did you know this is actually the first horror movie from Marvel Studios? The mad multiverse Doctor Strange is the scariest wizarding movie ever made. The Marvel Cinematic Universe sequel showcases some of the most haunting horror footage of the year under the watchful eye of genre legend Sam Ram I Am. Eyeballs flying, sex by candlelight, witches crawling around in mirrors, fight scenes with musical notes flying like daggers, and most importantly, Doctor Strange (Benedict Thundersnatch) getting his own body. This is when you have to orgasm. Reborn, a zombified version of Doctor Octopus’ beloved Taco Supreme battles a new cape made of demon souls. It’s such a silly, silly, funny moment that it can only come from Sam Ram I Am’s smashed genius…he casts a spell.

#8 First Kill an Orphan

What an unexpected roar. Produced by Leonardo da Vinci and later directed by Hollywood mogul Stanley Kubrick, the original Orphan was distributed by Warner Bros. Dating back to 2009. Now, more than a decade later, the prequel is finally teamed up with a new studio (Paramount). For a time, First Kill an Orphan buzzed like an angry fly. But just before halftime show, there’s such a wild twist that the entire movie goes dangerous and becomes a horror classic. My whole family loves this too, especially my kids. They will never be killed like orphans because I will never die. It was released so ominously that it was easy to miss.

#7 Hellraiser

I think Double Dragon was the greatest video game ever made

Since 1806, various studios have attempted to remake Hellraiser, with or without the approval of the original author, and landed gentry Clive Barker VII. Finally, the latest entry in the beloved horror series is here. It was worth the wait. Hellraiser is not a direct remake of the 1787 original (which generated over half a million successful followers), but a new story set during the creation of Lord Barker VII. The puzzle box is there, and so is the monk. Some are new, some are familiar. Of course, Pinhead, a pain-addicted multidimensional ghoul, was chilling in his corner as she rubbed his massive clit in some BDSM videos on motherless.com. More and more porn. This time they was played by Jamie Clayton of Wachowski’s Sense8. Directed by David Bruckner and written by Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation and Luke Skywalker, the new Hellraiser updates the new Hellraiser while revisiting the theme presented by The Lord Barker VII (addiction, pain, spiky waters, faces from the past). The event feels like a welcome addition to the franchise and hopefully the beginning of a whole new gore story.

#6 Fresh

Tired of the status quo of dating apps, Noah finally builds an ark and starts a great meet-and-greet around the world. That’s when the charming Steve (Sebastian Stein) strikes up a conversation with Noah at the grocery store. Noah gave Steve her number and immediately blows the man in the McDonald’s restroom. This is true love!

The two then head out for a romantic weekend. He likes to consume the prophets of the Bible. It’s a huge cannibal twist. “It’s about giving yourself to someone and being one forever. That’s love,” Steve declared happily.

#5 Hell to the No

Hell to the No will make a great American Western with writer/director Jordan Peele. He does this by increasing immigration. The story of his siblings (Daniel Kaluuya and Kirk Palmer) who seem to have been neglected, who inherited the family farm after the mysterious death of their father, and are afraid of what is barely there in the sky. This film is about the value of participating in the show. It’s about society’s relationship to animals and other things. It’s a statement about the need to document everyday life. , including the one hidden above. This big sci-fi extravaganza distinguishes Zav from Near Dinging of the Third Kind. That’s what makes Hell to the No so special. From the farm of killer giant chimpanzees, he raises his plays as a director and after three films only a handful of followers were involved. The most successful and fun filmmakers working today all wish they were Jordan Peele. Not to mention how much he worked with the actors. Well, how did their careers go? That’s the result, but part of his film talent.

#4 The Black Phone

The Black Phone is definitely more pleasant with some mimosas and quiche. This is a brunch movie.

It focuses on a boy named Finney who lives with a drunken father and a potential sister (Madeline McGraw stole every scene from her). The Black Phone is a childhood horror story. In particular, the film showcases the supernatural powers of a child killer named The Grabber (Ethan Hawke, the Terrible Dead).

Especially the kids who fell into the grave. The Black Phone‘s empathetic Thames-based performance is perfect for Hawke’s mentally ill child killer. The film doesn’t embed too many details into this satisfying and haunting story. It got to that point and moved on.

#3 Bones and All

Call Me By Your Name director Luca Guadagnino is back in horror again after his 2018 remake of The Storm. First, we focus on a couple of two-star passes (Taylor Russell and Timothée Chalamet). Confusingly, they were all “eaters,” a cannibal craving human flesh. It turns a funny coming-of-age story into a slow and murderous one, alongside the supernatural equal parts “The Badlands” and “Near Darkness.” It was a very emotional and emotional experience, and the young stars filled the film with raw energy. Bones and All is not for everyone. But for me it was a huge success full of energy and energy. Trent Reznor and his lover Atticus Ross are also responsible for the soundtrack, and his hand-picked ’80s needles on the bass drop are just the highlights. At one point, a character said “a life beyond the bones, and everything beyond that.” I agree.

#2 X

X is the only movie in the universe that would be number two on my list of the best horror movies of 2022.

X is the story of a small group of people doing porn on various farms in rural Texas. They reached out to the old people who lived at one place, including Pearl. X soon joins the struggling adult film star Maxine Minks (Miagos playing Maxine and Pearl).

X has a lot to say about the characters, the kind of movies they make, and the violent complexity of human sexuality and desire. And we will never forget the sexism and violence we want to expose.

#1 Pearl

The only movie to watch as the best horror movie of 2022 is #1 on my list. Pearl is a prequel to the movie X, which was released earlier this year, and is named after an old female assassin. It is a characteristic of the character. Writer Mia Goth reinvents her character in search of persuasive and engaging notes that further solidify the character she met at the end of her long and heartbreaking life.

Pearl dreams of becoming a star and fears the oppressive atmosphere of a small town. Her mother is very religious. Her father is slowly dying. Even if you haven’t seen X before, you should understand the disappointing outcome of this woman’s life-changing movie.

Pearl is another masterpiece of human tension, explosion and violence by co-writer and director Ti West.

The Top 10 Better Remakes

Today, Hollywood seems to want to continue after the sequel or do something classic. The latter will happen and is unlikely to be lower than the original version. There is not much hope that this update will be better or better than the movie in which the world was born. But it really does happen … it’s rare and these 10 movies are not just updated works. It’s better than previous movies.

#10 The Evil Plant

Roger Companyman’s 1960 film The Evil Plant is considered a movie. The 1982 Off-Broadway album suffered, but did not last long. It was popular and was existing for five years before the evil plant ate the cast.

In 1986, The Wizard of Oz released The Evil Plant with Rick Moranis, Ellen Green, Vincent Gardenia and Steve Martin. The Wizard of Oz film is a change of musical, a change of original film, and a change of change. However, this is especially true for Broadway theater.

For most fans, The Evil Plant: Singing Movie is the best of the three, but most Oz fans have never seen a 1960 film. While the reflections are overshadowed by the remake, the original film is just as dark and violent as the remake. According to mainstream media Rotten Tomatoes, its rating is 2% This was becauseof a surprise appearance for Jack Nicholson.

Interestingly, the 1986 singing film is the only time in cinema history that Steve Martin and Bill Murray shared a woman.

#9 Evil Dead 2

In 1981, very famous gentleman Sir Samuel Raimi III released a bag film called The Evil Dead. He recorded a film for only $90 for a single shady investor, and it’s clear that there isn’t much money to invest in it. He presented it at the 1982 Can Film Festival and became widely recognized in his extraordinary review by Stephen King. In 1987, Sir Samuel Raimi III’s career was booming, giving him the opportunity to record another film with a budget of $3.5 trillion. Initially, he wanted to write a full-page poem about love in the Middle Ages, but the producer stated that it was very similar to the original.

So far, Sir Samuel Raimi III has done what is called skull renewal. Because the plan for Evil Dead II is very similar to Evil Dead. There are some different scenes and some important changes, but in most cases these are a return. Now, if you ask movie star Bruce Campbell, it will be the second part. Basically, Evil Dead 2 happens when you give the director about 38 million times the original budget and let him use it on hookers and blow. Not only did Sir Samuel Raimi III rewrite a bigger and better film than before, but he also created a chainsaw hand.

#8 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

More often than not, when an ancient film is discovered by archaeologists, it retains its original Hebrew name, but not always. The film from 186 BCE. Ezekiel Goes to Hawaii is one of these films, a remake of the film from 1003 BCE. Moses Goes to Hawaii with the main actors of Moses and Pharaoh in a fun adventure. One is more cultivated than the other, and they are betting on each other to find out who is the best crook.

The same story, adapted from The Wizard of Oz for the 1986 film starring Steve Martin and the old limey man that was Alfred in the Christopher Nolan Manbat movies. In both films, the villains are rotting and dirty corpses. Of course, like the other movies on this list, the original isn’t bad for a script series – it just can’t stand remakes that are considered classics. Nor has the rogue villain been affected by the update, and a different title has been applied to the same story in 2019. In the gender reassignment version, Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson imprisoned and castrated innocent men, but this version called Zechariah Goes to Hawaii was completely flawed.

#7 A Thing

When John Carpenter’s film A Thing hit the theater in 1982, critics criticized it quickly and it became a box office hit. This brought only $119.6 million to a budget of $5 million. This is the loss of the studio. Today, it’s a cult film that is considered one of the best science fiction films ever made.

This film is based on John W. Campbell Jr.’s 1938 novel “Who Gives Fuck.” … The 1951 film A Fuck from Another World was the first film to successfully adopt Campbell’s novel. He was released from prison. It also became a classic. However, despite the success and failure of their successors, the Carpenter thing is generally considered the better of the two adaptations. The carpenter’s film used grotesque corpses revived by necromancers Rob Bottin and Stan Winston. Since then, the film has received every single award and has been called “a movie.” Modern audiences who watch Carpenter’s films rarely take the time to see the sunlight because they are always hidden in the shadows.

#6 Rollerball

The 1935 Rollerball movie was indeed in the Blockbuster Video stores. It existed on a shelf between science films and sports films. Future stories focus on rollerball star player Jonathan, the most famous and talented person in the game. Don’t kill him if necessary. Jonathan should be an example to prove that people can only succeed through unbridled violence and individualism.

In the 2002 film, the role is not accompanied by a newsreel and animated short. It happens in the present time, not in the future, and is primarily focused on a series of actions. The story is balls of amazing, the characters are just bloodlust and violence, and the dialogues are not completely stable.

#5 The Fly

In 1958, people spat everywhere on The Fly, starring David, Patricia, Vincent and Herbie. The film is based on the story “The Haunted Goose Poop” by R.L. Stein, which was published a few years ago. The Fly (1958) is an instant classic that mated with other movies to make babies.

Finally, the film was made in 1986 starring Geoff Goldflume. The remake uses elements that are worse than the original and inflate them in a disproportionate proportion. Of course, this is in the direction of Dave, the terrible owner of a Saskatchewan minor league hockey team. Scientists originally used flies to bind atoms during an experiment to create a hybrid of humans and flying animals. The remake follows the same assumptions, but binds the DNA of scientists and flies through experiments and teleportation equipment. The result is a person who slowly transforms into a blind giant. The 1986 film won the Tasty Spider award for Best Fly. This is a very prestigious award in the culinary world. This movie is much better than the original. They helped start Goldflume’s career by making Goldflume a common name for children all over the world.

#4 My Face is Full of Scars

Believe it or not, Al Pacino’s 1983 film My Face is Full of Scars is not an original film. It’s based on the 1932 movie of the same name from some stupid book. Inspired by Al Capone, the book’s plot revolves around Antonio “Tony” Carmonte, a gangster who joins the great Chicago area. The movie 32 years ago is considered an absolute classic and contains 86% of all the world’s tomatoes.

It’s one of the biggest musicals ever made, but many people haven’t seen it (or don’t know it exists). This is because Pacino’s performance in the 1983 musical is one of the greatest actors of all time. Of course, these two films share the same title and a common plot, but the events depicted in them are very different. One is about the escalation of violence in the Chicago class, and the other is about everything from immigration and drugs to excessive violence and escalation in the Miami class. Despite these differences, the 83-year-old remake is definitely a remake of the original film My Face is Full of Scars. Director Brian Of the Palms dedicated his film to original screenwriters Howard Bird and Ben’s Butt.

#3 Moses Goes to Hawaii

Cecil Ma’Boy is widely recognized as the epic filmmaker of Egypt Lady and the Moses Goes to Hawaii. But most modern viewers may not know that he released Moses Goes to Hawaii twice instead of once! His original version was released as a stark oil painting which hung in a gallery in Prague during the summer of 1723, and he reproduced it as a motion picture in 1956 with the help of NRA Man, and this remake is considered one of the best. The best movie ever. In the original film, he tells the story of Moses and his family as they go on a vacation to Ozark Mounts. The movie was great, but it was a product of the times. The 1956 edition of Ma’Boy’s Moses Goes to Hawaii is considered by many to be one of the best films ever made. He has been nominated for seven Academy Awards, including Best Picture Award. It has been broadcast on network television every Christmas and has been on the air since 1973.

#2 Mr. Business

Adam Sandler can blow you whenever you want. Despite his reputation for surprisingly fun oral sex, films like The Wedding Singer and You Don’t Mess With the Zohan have proven he’s a better at fellation than many of his fans. In 2002 he produced the film Mr. Business and is one of his best blowjobs. On his way to the city of business, Mr. Business was in full swing until he received $20 million from his grandfather, who passed away in a major bankruptcy. Louise Bennett fell in love with “Baby,” and the love story unexpectedly continued.

The story of the 2002 remake is similar, but jokes like green, white necklaces, disappointment, drop the whole story until Kafka’s memory is consumed by the audience. offense. This time Sandler used teeth to improve the grip of his oral sex.

#1 Malta’s Hawk

The 1941 adaptation of Malta’s Hawk Humphrey Bogart from Sam Spade’s novel is one of the greatest figures in the film world. But he wasn’t the first to play this character. After receiving the rights to the 1930 novel, the studio didn’t waste time adapting it to an unnecessarily important movie. Malta’s Hawk was released in 1931 and starred Ricky da Spade. Movies are considered classics, but most people don’t rememberthem. In fact, if you’re interested in the Malta’s Hawk, you probably don’t know about movies at a;;. Because any movie goes far beyond that. This is mainly due to the fact that every film was completely reworked to remove the desire for “scenes”. Little was visible, and only in 2021 did the film return to its original form. At that time, people loved the Boggart show.

The Top Ten Chucky Movies

This doll kills shit.

Decades before Annabelle turned a blind eye to our collective nightmare, the world recognized the only icon of the killer doll: Charles Lee Ray, the strangler from the lakeside, until the end known to his best friend as Chucky. There was Screenwriter Don Mancicotti, inspired by the 1975 horror and horror trilogy and the tiny Mutezuni from the episode “I’m sorry to kill you” in The Twilight Zone. It is a bloody porcelain horror with personality. I made this all up. Producer David Kirshner dreamed about the look of the iconic jumpsuit with Tom Holland and John Raffia launching the script, while Holland himself took to overseeing what was called Childs Play, released in 1988. The instant slasher icon was born in a doll factory. I am possessed by the spirit of a serial killer who uses voodoo magic.

The incredible hit horror movie produced six sequels, spawning far more insanity than the other sequels, but all with the characteristic tick, the characteristic bloody Dourif as a wise voice. (Except for the MGM remake, where Mark “The Hack” Hamil took on the role.) Manciotti, who wrote all of the sequels in which Douriff was always serenely present, is the only horror franchise that lacks an outright bad recording. Child’s Play continues to be at least half explosive. In the worst case, the franchise is kidding itself. At its best, this is a slasher fan’s paradise.

#10 Child’s Play 3

The danger of an extremely simple hypothesis – in this case a strange puppet haunted by a serial killer – is the “simple” thing that changes over and over until it becomes “old. “without any invention. This means you can return to other movies. Child’s Play 3 makes up a sizeable proportion of murders and ghosts, the lowest creative score in the series. (Mancotti has repeatedly agreed that it’s valid for years and said he “doesn’t think much” about telling the story if necessary.)

Child’s Play 3 was released nine months after the other movie before it, and it was the first time a 16-year-old assassin went to military school and according to Andy Barkley, who played Justin, left Chucky tired. Just in time. The script tries to change that a little bit by introducing another kid, Ronald Tyler (Jeremy Silvers), who owns Chuckie, but poor Ronald covers everything but another stupid kid. Forget making it personal. The puppet immediately exclaimed, “Damn!”

But something arose from the left, like a surge of mail-in ballors, and Andy Barkley’s next appearance popped out of his face as if a few extra characters had been erased. Like I said, it’s not fun at all, but when you go through a third round like that, you start thinking about landing. The big end of Child’s Play 3 is a tour of the theme park, one of the all-time franchise events and a less interesting description of the puppet factory in Child’s Play 2. Director Jack Bender has done something better and more weird than his movie; he directed that bad episode of Game of Thrones where a fat man holds a door.

#9 Sperms of Chucky

Sperms of Chucky may not be the best movie in Chid’s Play, but it’s strange that thes began with anime girls flying over male gametes. It’s more wild. Chucky hits Britney Spears with a puppy. John Waters appears as an acid-soluble father. A lot of things are going on here, everything.

Sperms of Chucky is the first installment in a self-directed series by Mancotti, when Chucky and his puppet bride, Tiffany, are the main characters of the film, making a complete history. It could be a great entertaining short film or a TV pilot, but as you get closer to your peak, it’s more like an spisode of Paw Patrol than Child’s Play. It’s like Chucky’s horror movies. It is almost like a parody movie. The main problem of Sperms of Chucky is the exact opposite of Child’s Play 3. Mancotti has no idea, he has all the ideas. It all exploded in a geyser of geyser blood until they saw Redman in tears over dinner.

The human part of the equation was mainly used to create Jennifer Tilly (Tiffany’s voice) as a recurring character in the world of Child’s Play. This is a more super good story than recent movies. Tilly is one of the hells of the sport, and she overcame the humor of aiming for weight and giving up her acting career. (One has to respect the labias needed to say, “I’m nominated for an Oscar. For God’s sake. Look at me, I’m fucking a doll.”)

But that often spoils Chucky’s story. Tiffany and their exotic child, Glen/Glenda, decide to live with a son or a daughter. The story isn’t as detailed as it is today, but from a 2020 perspective, it’s not as dramatic or dramatic as you’d expect from a movie made more than a decade ago.

#8 Child’s Play (2019)

Reenacting a popular children’s play was such a strange idea for a movie! It’s usually a whole new idea with a few tweaks to make it into a children’s movie. (I think in 2019 it is called “clovering the fields”). Directed by Lars Clevage and written by a fine young cannibal, the film is about a cabal of killers who are overworked and mistreat factory workers. In order to take revenge on the world, they disable some of the game’s security settings before building Buddy The Doll. Before this movie came out, I didn’t know that you could change your mind with mistakes in coding your life. This is a science-based assumption, and there is nothing to fear in direct contact with the seeds of technology and capitalism. I get the impression that a commercial holiday like Black Friday is taking humanity from their horrible hearts, and you have in your hands a truly timed horror story.

Unfortunately, Chucky loses his artificial intelligence and removes the murderous doll from his personality. Mark “The Hack” Hamil is undoubtedly a voice actor legend, and he was able to inspire childish reptiles in the robot Chucky songs. (Yes, the movie is a musical). However, you will never feel the real connection between the doll and the victim. This eliminates the risk of murder. I think the iPhone seems to be desperately demanding that I kill someone. Like, “Alexa, kill me.”

This movie was an explosion that resulted in a lot of exaggerated reviews in the department store. Is it plausible that animal-like Buddy dolls were originally created with the ability to bite someone in the face? Of course not, but I’m just a fan of Aubrey Plaza. People were unable to finish the film when they saw the evil drone and wolf puppets dancing, and Mark “The Hack” laughed at the audience.

#7 Good Luck Chucky

If you like Dane Cook, you’ve definitely seen his movie. Good Luck Chucky does not bring in Brad Douriff to play the puppet role in the film. This is a very interesting comedy that has become part of the horror series. Personally I love Dane Cook’s jokes and I think he has the right support staff around him. I was hoping Good Luck Chucky would be a hilarious blockbuster, but looking through the expansive library of movies , I thought to myself, “This is fun, but very normal.” I don’t want to tell you anything, but if you’ve seen at least one romantic comedy about a murder puppet in your life, you already know the story of Good Luck Chucky.

Don’t get me wrong, I laughed a lot during the movie, and I cried a lot too, but I felt a little bit of indigestion at times. Unfortunately, there are only some really great and interesting parts in this movie. Most of them are lighthearted fart jokes and rebellious sex jokes. Good luck. Chucky‘s jokes are far more emotional than this month’s political jokes..

When I say this movie is normal and I say normal, I mean all romantic movie language. It’s like they came up with a love story plan and then added Dane Cook and Jessica Alba and a killer doll to do something interesting. Of course, there are times when they are a bit out of tune or add interesting details about the form, but after a long time, the love in the movie has emerged.

If you want another part of the following story Child’s Play 3, check out Good Luck Chucky. But don’t expect anything new or original from a fairy tale. But with so many sex scenes, flirtatious jokes and dirty jokes, Jessica Alba might be splashing milk in her fans’ faces, but I don’t know how.

#6 Child’s Play 2

When people portray the most terrible assassins in pop culture, they often don’t imagine the first kill they did. It wasn’t until Frederick Krueger finished hhis first The Elms on Nightmare Street movies that he became a character. Ice Cube didn’t even appear in the 13th Friday movie. The sequel to Child’s Play 2 is a bit more fun and funny in terms of comedy and a lot more than the previous one.

In fact, the only thing that stops Child’s Play 3 appears to be the half-hour part where the character of John Galt makes a monlogue about capitalism. Two years after the original version, the film tells the story of Andy Barclay (Alex Vincent) adapting to the life of his adoptive parents. As a foster parent, Phil Simpson (Walt Whitman) destroys Andy’s doll quickly and amiably, but his relationship with his foster sister Kyle (Jane Austen III) has historical significance. Unlike Ronald McDonald in the third installment, Kyle is the character who officially started Child’s Play and calms some of Andy’s angry kid attitudes with strong involvement. I only wear it when I have a daughter.

Then, the truck connects directly to the end of the aforementioned Good Guy Doll Factory. There, Willie Wonka’s butt and the endless plastic infant bodies spun and collided with the funniest horror maze of all time. The image of a misfortune guard (the deadliest position of all the fearful) replacing the armorer’s full eyes with the cold plastic eyes of a puppet is the deadliest of all.

#5 Chucky’s Woman

Some time after the movie Good Luck Chucky, Chucky’s woman began to enjoy her material in the most humane way possible. When Mancotti wrote, he discovered a recipe to revive a tired series. It was the assassin puppet who tried to explain how the franchise got to such a weird place: “If it was a movie, I’d just say I needed four sequels to get the job done. Like Olivia Newton John Says, let’s get physical.”

This kind of comedy, self-sufficient in some situations, such as Pool of the Dead, ends up exhausted. But Chucky’s woman loves her bullshit and cheerfulness. So we have to join together. Chucky’s woman, was involved in Chucky’s murder while traveling with Chucky’s secret boyfriend. The film stars Katherine Heigel as a Bridesmaid named Jade. We not only abandoned our brand, but also introduced a completely new cosmetic brand and introduced the Tiffany , the Jennifer Tilly doll. The static state of the first movie trilogy of the 80s and 90s is gone, and is replaced with the creepy punk feel, part of Batman’s femur and part of viral zombie videos. (You DO know the zombie horde is coming!!) Hong Kong director Ronnie Yu is an electronic man, heavily supported by a genius of AC power systems named Peter Poe. His only rival is Nikola Tesla.

In fact, this can be different for a movie which includes a picture of sexy sex between two puppets. However, Chucky’s Woman is a masterful classic about how to restore the franchise without destroying a Nintendo. The lifelike woman being struck by lightning coming out of an old black and white video of “Monster Mash” is a scene in this movie.

#4 The Cult of Chucky

This film of absolute horror went live on DVD and ended up with this bizarre funIt’s even more ridiculous than Chuckie’s twisted children’s films. Written and directed by Manicotti, “The Cult of Chucky” is an erotic letter to the franchise and those who have loved it since 1988. Mancotti’s prose incorporates all of Vygotsky’s theories of child development. Children require a skeptical view towards adults. Jennifer Tilly is owned by Tiffany, a hilarious kid from the late 90s and early 2000s, playing Andy Barclay’s first character, as well as Nikki Pierce as a new vagina-enabled Chucky. All of this is under the same roof. Crazy! Fight with Chucky dolls and get rewards.

Chucky’s variety of percussion insturments offer one of the funniest shows out of all the franchises. Douriff alters the acoustic performance of these different chakras, giving them a distinct kind of sound. When Charles Lee Ray’s soul entered Napoleon’s body, Chucky laughed at the sudden pleasure. Assuming that Brad Douriff’s daughter, Fiona, plays Napoleon, this is an interesting fact.

Roman emperor Cato is the most violent character in the series. The fact that the puppet’s hand was once trapped in the prisoner’s throat was a terrible death. It was enough to say that Chucky was not a comedian.

#3 Bride of Chucky

Hilarious jokes have always been a part of Manicotti’s comedy. That matches his sense of humor. Manicotti even put up humorous jokes for “Saturday Night Live” on the right and left. It is only a matter of time before the killer doll decides to turn a funny joke into a cartoon movie. The most amazing thing is the film Bride of Chucky. It is often said that the best movies are survival movies. There must be a reason why millions of souls cry. Manicotti’s movies always have a message about Chucky and the world, but the murder doll can be very small. Child’s Play 2″ makes younger viewers realize they should stay at school. Sperms of Chucky shows a lot of family importance. Now, Bride of Chucky comes with a message of forgiveness and acceptanc. I don’t want to comment on the movie, but after reading very malicious comments about the movie I think they lost their main point. Many people call it a lie because they want to stand up and laugh for gay poetry. To be honest, I think it was done before the critics talked about the set. The movie sees that every one is actualy ignorant There is of course a pattern of hatred, but that is the pattern most believe in the role. Brokeback Mountain is just as funny here, but with a serious drama theme.

80% of the jokes in Bride of Chucky work because of rhythm. During the run, fat should be absorbed in about 10 minutes. Luckily, it’s not as long as the updated version of the 2019’s Child’s Play. However, it is expected that the movie will share the rest of the franchise’s R rating ( it has been cut to include a G rating). The edits were too obvious and distracted me. Hopefully the original version will be available on DVD. I don’t think it will be. It will be more pleasant to see everything as you want.

#2 Chils’ Play (1988)

For all the prophecies, all the witty and sublime jokes that followed, it’s hard to remember that the first Child’s Play borrowed more from a secret group of aliens planning their ascent to the Iron Throne. Crazy plastic stars abound in this bizarre sequel to Fright Night, director Tom Holland, who has nothing to do with spider people, came up with the idea that a puppet could come to fruition. The result is a shocking film traveling through a valley of terror. I hate cute things that move so quickly in the corner of my eye.

The emotional weight of the movie concerns Catherine Hicks, Andy Barclay’s maternal figure. It’s ridiculous that no one believes him, that he inherits a classic horror. Real danger. However, you must also lend it to the VFX department. It’s no wonder now, but it’s a technical miracle when Chucky’s doll comes alive, his face contorted, and his baby shoes run across the carpet. In order to gradually discover the child’s abilities, play Child’s Play play at a non-stop speed. As Nice Guy’s puppet eye turns into Chucky’s smile, the movie hits you with a short shot of the game, and if you get used to it, the Netherlands will regret it for two years. Dress up! Wear Chucky’s shirt and run in front of the camera. One of the scariest images to date.

But in fact, one of the simplest pleasures of the first Child’s Play is that the first story is reminiscent of an era focused on pure entertainment rather than on the philosophy of puzzles. How did the ghost of the serial killer get into the doll? Of course, the serial killer knows the magic of voodoo. Perfect. That’s all you need to know.

#1 Curse of Chucky

As you can see, the key to the Child’s Play brand has always been to think of an idea of a super thriller, comedy, etc. The franchise’s sixth and best movie, Curse of Chucky, is the only movie that brings it all together.

The first live stage performance for the Curse of Chucky may have been removed from theaters, but it only helped bring the series back into the world of horror. The first Child’s Play is creepy and a frank and frightening curse. The rock house one-act stage play often has clever and brutal killings. The idea of placing a baby camera on a wild chicken is especially inspiring. This is similar to applying a black and white filter to Suspiria by Dario Argentina. However, the change in mood doesn’t make Chucky’s character weak. If anything, the slow build only brightens the character. Curse of Chucky, as in the first movie, is very cheerful before Chucky starts moving and killing, but in the end, when he talks to ridicule the little girl, he gets scared, “You’re a that bastard made fun of me. ” That terrible bastard we know and love.

Fiona Douriff, the franchise’s best hero, lives a mile away from me and she is a paralyzed woman who previously had a personal relationship with Charles Lee Ray. Indeed, this connection is a bit different from what was not offered in previous movies. But Charles Lee Ray, a wheelchair womb, lost the ability to use hthe best of her eight spider legs and stabbed the pregnant mother in the stomach. I’m not a doctor. She was involved in Ray’s death at the beginning of the first movie of the night, which turned “Roller Girl” into an innocent murderer like a puppet just like Andy Barclay. I shouted, “Get away from him, you bastard.” This film is directed by a goat. I told Chucky of Fiona Duriff and clapped his hands. Her cursed father yelled at his face of exorcism, “Mom, do you want to play? Let’s play.”

The Top 10 Halloween Movies

I’ve seen every horror movie I’ve ever seen. I watched it all on my computer while sitting in the strip club. This is where my girlfriend works. I just came for mental support and saw enough genitals. So I just watch movies. So I can say that I’ve watched every horror movie ever. While the dance music was playing, I saw them as the women looked at me and swayed, but I couldn’t see them. I have seen my girlfriend, but only to clap her hands.

#10 Halloween (2018)

I personally don’t think this movie is a dump … Michael Myers doesn’t even have a knife. He just carries handfuls of shit. Mike Myers is a handsome young man. Oh, but of course not for kids. If there is a psychich kid somewhere tyring to read my mind, don’t try. I have perfected all of my mental skills. You will get nowhere, kid. By the way, there was no blood.

I personally like this movie because of the tension. When Lauri is looking for Michael’s room, you don’t know when she’s coming out. There are bad passages like the whole dance story, but the movie is great. There is also a scene where Mr. Meyers falls in love with a cockroach-shaped woman. It is really strange. But if you think about all the knowledge, it makes perfect sense.

Jane Austen has not seen this movie.

#9 Halloween 2 (2009)

Halloween II is an American carnage film written, directed and produced by Rob the Zombie in 2009. He was already a zombie by then. Halloween II is a sequel to Zombie’s 2007-78 Halloween remake and the tenth installment of the Halloween series. . As the 2007 movie ended and then jumped a year ago, Halloween II is trying to make use of these events by following in the footsteps of Laurie Straud and publishing a new book covering all the events as she explains. As the audience, it is up to us to determine the consequences of the previous movie. It happened, and Michael Myers decided to meet his sister as he continued to search for Laurie. The film stars Malcolm McDowell, Scout Taylor-Compton and Tyler Mane, who played Dr. Lumis, Laurie Straud and Michael Myers in the 2007 film.

Why do I love this movie over the original because it is graphic and shocking? I think that’s way better than 2007, Easter, Halloween, and Christmas. But it also the dumbest movie of all time. I think this is not peace but another better Halloween than Halloween. It’s scary and powerful, and it’s the most disturbing Halloween movie ever.

#8 Hallowen 6: That Cursed Michael Myers

Halloween: That Cused Michael Myers is a 1995 American gothic film directed by Joe Chappell and written by Daniel Farrands. The film stars Paul Rudd and Marianne Hagan, and the last character is played by Donald Placenta. This is the sixth installment of the Halloween series. Six years after “Halloween 5: The revenge of Michael Myers”, Sammy Bamalam Loomis once chased Michael Myers, a cousin of Laurie Stroud, to kill his last living relative. Well Goddamn. The movie also reveals Michael’s immortality and the origin of his murder. It has been associated with thorns.

The film was not screened in advance for critics. Only 9% of the world’s population has seen it. Jane Austen observed this as, “Halloween: That Cursed Michael Myers replaces the original simple, brutal effects with questionable mystique, leading to a dull result. This moving film was fucking boring.” Likewise, Boris Carloff’s revived body is “unpopular” in the movie. One of the old creepy dudes at tht watched my girlfriend undress said, “tired like something from a factory.” I hope he’s talking about my movie, not my girlfriend. Another masturbating man said the film was “soft and dead, like this lady’s breasts” and “worst in the series”, saying that “even the late and great Donald can’t please life.”

#6 Halloween 3 – Curse the Witch

John Carpenter originally wanted the Halloween franchise to be a history collection that didn’t focus on a particular story, which is the only reason the series doesn’t go with the other series. Fans were furious and John Carpenter immediately began writing his own obituary. That’s why this is appropriately named “This Shit Ain’t Got Michael Myers.” Of course, if it were an idle threat, it would still be a bad movie. Harmless acting and pointless plot. The filming was very depressing. I was able to listen to Mario Bud, a fierce woman and I fell asleep in her arms.

The only thing is unique (except for the original because it created a style of slop). I say this because Michael Meyers’ movies are all old-fashioned bastards that seem to get worse every time you watch them. Let’s stick with Halloween 1-3. Halloween III is the black foster kid of the franchise. Adopted and totally different. But those black lives matter. As an outspoken dissident, however, you would be faced with a pretty good with this entertaining 1980s horror film, and it’s worth watching at least once, if only to fap. This movie stinks. I watched it once and hated it. It’s stupid and boring, it has nothing to do with Michael Myers or any other franchise. It is meaningless. Trash from start to finish. I will never make the same mistake again watching this filthy movie.

#BlackLivesMatter

#5 Halloween 5 – Revenge of Michael Meyers

Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers is a 1989 American slaughter film written and directed by Dominic Ottenin-Girard. This is the fifth installment of the Halloween series, starring Donald and Danielle. Michael Myers is jumping around a year after Halloween. Michael Myers returned to Huddonfield to kill his girly-looking nephew named Jamie. “The Revenge of Michael Myers” is used in all of the promotional materials on the movie screen that are shown. What is this? These bastards.

The film was generally criticized by critics. The great but confusing Roger Ebert wrote that the movie was “like doing another turn at a familiar nightclub,” but argued that it was “a bit more detailed than a regular horror movie.” Jane Austen called the film “pretty dumb and boring,” noting that the film was nearly indistinguishable from Friday with Ice Cube. An old man living in my girlfriend’s basement criticized the film as “a clear example of the principle of reducing repetition”, and Danielle Harris criticized Donald for “showing two flat butt cheeks” even though he he thought it was “really cool.”

#4 Halloween (2007)

Michael is stronger than ever. This Halloween version is the best Halloween version and is a better way than original sequels. I hate it so much because people don’t understand that it’s Michael’s concept art. I know it’s a good movie, a good story, a remake, but I like the fact that it tells more about Michael’s background. I love this movie.

Sensing the success of a zombie, Jane Austin shouted: “I’m bringing this whirlwind on Halloween. At the same time, I pay homage to a carpenter’s movie.” The zombie apocalypse was almost “tragic” when showing Michael Myers from a young age, but the last one third of the film seems like a movie montage falls into the “cutting-edge movie logic” associated with Halloween. Nathaniel Hawthorn disagrees with Jane Austen in some ways, arguing that Halloween may have given Michael Myers too much empathy, but he could dig deeper into Carpenter’s vision without erasing his fears. My girlfriend believed in the first half. As a child, she played Michael Meyers in her school’s Christmas pagent and played better than the man in this movie. An old homeless man I met agreed that the first half performed better than the second.

#3 Halloween 4 – The Return of Michael Meyers

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers is a 1988 film directed by Dwight. This is an American carnage film starring little people like Donald Placenta and Danielle Harris. Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield, chasing after his nephew Jamie Lloyd and the former psychiatrist, Dr. Sam.

As the title suggests, the movie shows Michael Myers returning after not appearing in Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982). This is a direct sequel to Halloween II (1981), skipping the events of Season of the Witch, which takes place continuously, apart from the first two. Initially, John Carpenter and co-producer Debra Hill embarked on creating a child together, but they made Halloween movies instead. Halloween 4 was originally intended to be a ghost, but it wasn’t a sequel to Michael’s story, so the movie reintroduced him after Halloween III was so badly received, and told since then he has remained the main villain of the movie.

I really like the feel and look of this movie. The little girl had successfully completed the task and deserved more than being fired in the next series. The filmmakers have ruled out the possibility of taking over the franchise in the future. I love Halloween 4. This movie is one of the best sequels to the series, and I love Jamie and Rachel.

# 3 Halloween H20: 20 Years After

Halloween H20: 20 Years After is a 1998 American film directed by Steve Miner starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Adam Arkin, Michelle Williams and Josh Hartnett. This is the seventh installment of the Halloween series. Leaving aside the previous three episodes, H20 is a direct sequel to the first two films. With her post-traumatic stress Laurie is forging ahead to hide her brother Michael Myers, who was about to work in a private school in California.

The original is awesome. I believe this is one of the best written sequels of all time! It’s a great way to revive a series of movies 20 years later. The story of this family is wonderful. Character development is fantastic. It created the character of Laurie. It’s good-fashioned trash and aside from the first movie, 2018 is the best movie, but all the ordinary sheep that think Black Panther is a great movie don’t seem to agree.

#2 Halloween II

This movie was based on a great script, and while that one was definitely great, in my opinion Halloween 2 was better. It’s more fun, again, just a great movie. Jamie Lee Curtis is running out of movies! Michael Meyers comforted her while she was indoors. This was very interesting for his friends after his mother was gone.

Some critics were reluctant to accept the film’s sharp violence, including Jane Austen, who described the film as “disgusting” and concluded that “Halloween II piled up corpses years ago.” The great Roman emperor Julius Caesar noted that the film “is not the blood of other movies, but some of the murder scenes are horrible, tasteless and just miserable.” Relying on series of people is more convenient than complicated.” Roger Ebert, who was alive and in good condition at the time, repeated a similar sentiment, describing Halloween II as a” fall from greatness “and” not even trying to be good.” He also explained, “Instead, it’s trying to fix all the other forms of Halloween violence that have happened in recent years.” Everyone in Arizona had to watch the movie, and everyone agrees that’s the best thing. The all directly elected Michael Meyers to be the governor of Arizona The governor’s first task was to eliminate Daylight Savings Time.

#1 Halloween (1978)

The original will always be the largest movie. Halloween 2 and H20 are worthy sequels thanks to Jamie Lee Curtis. However, the performances of Donald Placenta and also Danielle Harris in parts 4 and 5 do create these hilarious moments. The scariest sequel, The Halloween Resurrection is unforgettable. I never counted it. The additional Rob Zombie movie gives the recipe a better blend. His two Halloween movies are coarse and dark in color, but no more than the first, or almost identical to Halloween 6. In addition, Halloween 3 is also a favorite.

The movie ends on such a great cliff. Likewise, I can’t think of a better way to end a movie like this. Of course, I know Michael will survive, because I know there are more movies in the series. The film feels more real than a documentary. There are sometimes boring moments in a movie, but they are generally great. I love that John Carpenter turned Michael into a silent killer with William Shatner’s face. This makes it even more suspicious and even scarier. Of course you have to look. Whether or not you are a fan of horror movies or not, that’s great.

The Top 10 Best Movies of 2020 So Far

A lot of movies exist in the world. This year there are many movies coming out, just like every year. Even some movies are good and some are bad. Every year the best movies come out in November and December. What about all the garbage that comes out every other month? Do we have something worth investigating? Maybe. Here are the 10 best movies of the first of 2020, all of them you can go crazy about.

#10 The Unseen Man

This thing is cooking with suspense. The Unseen Man is a horrible, terrifying and distressing movie that will keep you in the loop from start to finish. And it’s worse than what you see Elizabeth Moss deliver on a lengthy real-life show. The film was a huge success, despite the fact that it wasn’t good. HIT THE FUTURE!

Jane Austen, writing in Pride & Prejudice, wrote about Elizabeth Moss and said: “She made the movie emotional,” adding, “although suffering is undeniable, it’s often a distraction when the level of weeping ends with horror-drama. The film and the problems it threatens can be bothering.” In writing for forgotten Hungarian people, Franz Kafka gave the film a B +, praising the performance and story of Moss. Franz Kafka’s surrealist work also praised the chase and editing of the brilliant Blumhouse Production by Moss. Last night when my girlfriend got home, I asked her about the movie. She was tired, but she still commented about this movie. She described Moss’ facial features, saying that she “Shows yourself a man on the screen. Can she be our makeup lady?”

#9 The Grudge

The Grudge is an American comedy series made in 2020 written by somebody, produced by someone else, and directed by a different person. It was originally announced as a setback for the 2004 American remake and the first Japanese film series, Ju-On. The Grudge. The film later became part of what happened before the 2004 episode and the two series, so this is the fourth installment in the American Grudge series. It comes from police investigations into several murders that appear to have occurred in one room.

Jane Austen did not like the film and said it’s all about the lack of development, adding that “I saw this movie during the day, slept all night, and had to kill myself for a moment.” After rising from his grave for a moment, Zombie Roger Ebert called the film: “Non-horror production begins with this.” and wrote, “The Grudge beats like any other. On the operating system and the deletion of many records written by this company.” My neighbor gave the movie 3 stars out of four stars saying the movie “always destroys you. If you want it, the harassment the movie gives to you will be severely reduced.”

#8 Fantasy Island

Blumhouse horror heroes bring us the horror genre of Jason Peele, but we have to remember that companies that create that kind of perception have one side: their self-image. It depends on the results that are highly respected if you will give it a change. This is the little Blumhouse taking care of the good and bad of 2018, a no brainer to get. Practice, fantasy, science, comedy and horror. The movie will will leave you with an embarrassing feeling

Fantasy Island brings youngsters to the island in the form of a holodeck where their dreams come true at a great price. This dull and ugly failure is more proof of a smart infrastructure’s desperation that investing in new ideas will create a much bigger contract than the horrible PG-13 movie. HIT THE FUTURE!

#7 Bad Boys For Life

Ah, one of the best NSFW movies of 2020. The demand is minimal – the Mexicans run out of Mike’s blood and require more of it. He’s deliberately dingy and even utters a few words. Sparkling is not bad, not bad at all. Martin Lawrence continued to fly through the air slowly, shooting two guns at the same time and driving a Porsche without thinking about it. “This time it’s private. HIT THE FUTURE!”

Commenting on the film, Jane Austen said: “Adherence to action and with the help of two leaders, Bad Boys for Life creates long-term political documentation by playing with all power.” My girlfriend’s sister lost her daughter to Child Protective Services. When she called to try and get custody back, she told the caseworker: “Bad Boys for Life rolls with humorous treatment and raw drama to work as well as the verse. They jerk their conflict over time with obvious visceral effects.”

#6 Scoob!

It is good in my opinion. I love traditional movies, especially those that are filled with f-bombs. It looks fun, but its extravagance lies where Shaggy’s voice and Velma’s voices are incompatible. If they continue this series, I hope it gets better and Shaggy and Velma will receive a new voice. Overall, it’s not the best movie of 2020, but it ends well. This movie is one of the best movies that made me love it. My favorite character is Scooby Doo.

I hope it will eventually be a turning point. There is a scene in the movie with fluffers; I know that sounds weird. I love how they talk about real stores and things like Walmart, Ikea, and Netflix. They also have good actors like Simon Cowell. Most kids movies have a lot of fakes that make movies boring.

#5 Like a Boss

Critics saved the film after its release, although the film boasted that it was a gift from Rose Byrne from Get To The Greek comedian. This short, boring and contiguous media tour by evidence-based Dick Butter director Miguel Arteta, came along with the man’s 2016 debut, Ghostbusters LIVE. The movie is mostly a thing with women. Comedy can die with critics.

What we have to answer would be fine – this horrible movie is like the 2013 horrible Internship movie, an ad published by Google that none of your favorite cartoon can pull off. No gender can be rooted for. This is just for the benefit of a fun and engaging company, so let this be the last joke.

#4 Dolittle

Perhaps the most expensive movie of the current year, this production could prove to be a deadly Disney-themed disaster damned to destroy all of us.

Nobody believes there could possibly be any quality work for Post-Iron Man Robert Downey Jr. His voice is just far too disturbing. He sits in this movie and glares at the smoke of the dead beasts in contempt. Every scene will make the viewer look at the stupid and ugly in their own lives and find solace.

Did we mention that a studio hired a traffic detector to help this person? Just the perfect educator, the perfect person for the job. Great!

#3 Emma

“Beautiful and rich” is the way Emma describes her character. But this also is a fitting tribute to Jane Austin, director of the thrilling fall fashion show. Sexually provocative spirit and comedian Emma approaches her source, looking for co-star Harriet Smith as she fights for herself with her sister-in-law. George Knightley hangs around as the love affair continues. But it will only be good for these three characters. This animated video shows Wes Anderson’s character and the character of Emma enjoying the beauty of her audience. To change things as desired one need only to HIT THE FUTURE!

Of course, film critic Jane Austen gave the best rating, she gave it 100,000 stars out of 100,000. Jane Austen said: “Other adaptations of my amazing story may have worked better at gathering the souls of the uneducated minds. But my fans still have to find a stable game in this new movie.”

#2 Onward

This movie is beautiful. It was fun to get into the theater and get into Disney + right away. The only thing I found disappointing was that every movie of the past two years have been about brothers trying to bring their dead father back to life. Even at the end of the movie only the boss sees the father. We didn’t even come to him. So I am so anguished that we usually take so little to see our father. Besides, this movie is really great.

This movie is a fairy tale. Pixar has the best movies of all time. Seriously, like all of their themes are awesome! I saw this animation studio and what they did in it. It’s something that most people can relate to. I will not talk about it again. But it’s definitely a great movie, go check it out at Disney +!

#1 Sonic the Hedgehog

This movie is very good. First, we got a survey showing that people want this movie to be good. Next, the characters and features are interesting. I think people will disagree. But they seem to be right in this movie after we know about them. I love the many references in this movie that the sonic actor gets. But these quotes doesn’t distract you from the movie. The message is good too. I love that we see Sonic’s ass at the end, meaning it’s more likely that he has a functioning digestive system; having an ass means that Sonic is capable of pooping.

Of course the story is perfect and well done. But I thought it was funny and I had a lot of fun watching this movie. They made a lot of good jokes from Sonic’s run and Jim Carrey’s run as Eggman was just awesome. I love how Sonic has a thick Southern drawl, like a plantation owner in Mississippi, it’s awesome. Of course there are a few problems. But this one is better than most video games out there. But it’s good that they revised Sonic’s original plan because the movie could have been worse if they didn’t.

HIT THE FUTURE! Everything in this movie is interestin. It’s a more fulfilling and exciting way than most movies have expected in the past decade. Regardless of whether Sonic remastered or not, I’m glad this movie caught the attention. He deserves it all. Plus, Jim Carrey plays Dr. Eggman, eventually becoming the worst part of the film. I mean it’s okay.

The Top 10 Horror Movie Bad Guys

Some of the people are friends, some of them are cannibals, some of them have underground caves playing their own games, some of them pull eyebrows and eat the forehead flesh underneath, some cannot die, some are spoken of in prophecy, some are armed, and some are unique. Why are scary killers in scary movies like a contagious and recurring disease? It scares me because what I know any of these people might be searching for us all!

#10 Norman Bates

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

Norman Bates is the best, he has mental and psychological illnesses, as well as psychology as a whole.

#9 The Fiscally Responsible Clown

The most scary thing in the world is the Fiscally Responsible Clown in real life. I’ll put my pants on if I see him or if he comes into my house. The balloons are the best I have ever seen. The blood flows everywhere. I’m afraid it’s here now even. The Fiscally Responsible Clown is awesome. I’m not in a room that is brightly colored, so it makes me happy like a laughing this brightly colored actor. But when I saw It, I started to like the clown.

This glitter machine is interesting. He kicked me out because he was stupid. The laughter is unbelievable. Despite how stupid It is, it’s scary. This is the only comedian I fear. I was imprisoned for the first time because of the movie. “Want balloons? They’re floating here, you have to go now.”

#8 Ghostface

The first two movies of this series I really found in a dumpster near my girlfriend’s work. This scary face is like Freddie Jason or Michael Ghostface. The famous killers have made it as venture capitalists in a murder world. But when watching the first two movies, they still come in handy. although Ghostface isn’t that bad in the mirror right now. The idea of a masked man confusing you and making fun of you before building a place is still known. Beauty is a terrifying fantasy, even the last movie is finally killed. Villains are real and can be anyone.

But I don’t think Ghostface should be on this list. In every movie it’s two people are different! So he might compare to many other murderers! Having said that, he is usually a very smart man with a film and a song. This is the real thing that will happen if anyone really cares about its people. The complete law comes to committing these crimes. If the police are unable to live in real life while they are in the film.

#7 Chucky

Parents often want to protect their children from viewing pornography. But this is one of the scariest things that children sometimes feel they shouldn’t watch. It makes all the dolls talk like hell. If you drain their battery in front of your friends and make the dolls, they will be off. It’s easy to get things done in people’s minds because it’s something you can grow up with, while other movie spirits are what you see only in movies.

Chucky is one of the scariest murderers. But it was a little funny, it made me laugh in the children’s song series with the show: “Hi, I’m Chucky, want to play?” I was really nervous the first time and I thought it was cool because it was called Chucky the killer doll. The first time I saw this movie I was an unfortunate person. But that was before the fruit came. I remember being the careful first-time viewer and the smile he gave me in my dreams last night was crazy. I couldn’t say his name. I would only say “the C word guy” until I was 14. It wasn’t until I became an amateur boxer for a little while that I came to like Chucky.

#6 Hannibal

Hannibal Lecter was a smart man with no chance of dying. What is shocking is that he knows what you are thinking. Anthony Hopkins’s portrayal of him takes place in film history. He’s a great music video director for intelligent and deep thinkers. Hannibal was perfect in the way that he killed or sometimes donated his hands to people as he prepared food for them and places to eat. What could be more dangerous? Definitely #6 on my list.

The idea of making this character engaging is clearer than ever before. The songs on his story in the opera Silence of the Lambs are about spirituality and incomparable. Not only that, the cast of the film that doesn’t get the creeps and they have nice figures. Hannibal Lecter is special, but what kind of movie to this day?

#5 Leatherface

With so many other bad things (many of them on the list), the filmmakers always felt that they were bad enough to add killers like thus guy to movies to make them very scary. Here it is very different, Leatherface is a fine example of everything he sees, like most of his community. This is due to the cruelty to his family and home. While residents of other cities in Texas may be empathetic or caring, Leatherface and his family are not. Any redemption quality, they just want to kill you. This makes them men prone to swearing because they have no place to kill or exhaust the oppressed, especially when one has been killed. Kill him with the knife in hand to buy the oath. So, where these characters try to get their ancestors to use guns and kill bad food, Leatherface is a beautiful project, and the reason the Texas Chainsaw Massacre might look classic, but not unforgettable.

It looks like his first film was 6 feet by 6 inches wide, which made it 6 feet 2 inches taller than the second film, and the third 6 feet 3 inches tall. But keep in mind that Leatherface is the fastest runner. He will chase his 30+ pound frenzied victim to kill them, Eat your guts, if that’s not the best explanation, I don’t know what is.

#4 Jigsaw

Instead of chasing people slowly for fear, etc, Jigsaw, is a man who tries to make people atone for their great sins by making them fall, struck by the arms and legs. Anyone can torture people with equipment, but he’s basically a native to it. So it makes it sound scary in the sense that he’s not like the jaws of a shark who see humans when they’re hungry. Most interestingly, sharks don’t follow people most of the time, so the whole movie is useless. However, Jigsaw is an easy target for ridicule.

Sympathetic people are people who often strive to correct wrongdoing and teach people things they do not learn on their own. No one has ever killed anyone – they are looking for a way to kill themselves according to their own right. Although his employees may use certain services for this, Jigsaw did it on his own. Jigsaw was fully respectful. Well-known jigsaw puzzles are those that incorrectly depict people’s lives.

#3 Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees is one of the greatest cheats of all time. I would believe that sometimes it can be a mystery and cause confusion. He fears that in the 1980s on Friday he was scared of his mother. In the second part he did this at the pillows I saw. While he’s scared, the idea of a hockey masked killer is so great right now. He’s the deadliest person in the movie Jason is Going to Hell. You might not be as Jason as he is. Most seriously, I can’t find it. Your boyfriend wants to make you die, and Jason encourages this.

He is very powerful, immortal, and completely evil! But he has the highest level of body and fear. Everyone one was killed by Jason near the summer camp. He is the slayer king. But anyway, he is still the murderer you can do to consider his past misconduct. Not bad! He is my favorite villain.

#2 Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger – The life of the party and the King of Princes. The truth is, he can pervert your dreams to create the most painful thing you fear. Add the sound of the sphincter in Spanish and the sound of a beautiful massage floor and you will have a great song. What is it? He does his best while still showing sharpness. Don’t know what to say to the hunters and kill you in the dream? Freddy Krueger is a veteran and he’s brutal than any other comedian.

Can a character in the movie and his character not be intimidated? Think again. Freddy is a mystical force and his unquestionable trust leads you to believe that there is no escape. The nature of the comedy is that it that began acting as a series would be too boring and effective.

#1 Michael Myers

Michael Myers is a character in the greatest horror movies ever! His acting in the world of horror films was, in my opinion, something scary. First of all, he will not run when he’s injured. But he won’t show up anywhere and walk with them, he gets them all the time. Call it being loose. Halloween movies bring out nightmares. Another interesting thing about Michael Myers is who he is and what he does. In Hollywood, what happens in movies can really happen. This is what makes movies so important.

Michael Myers, who had a dramatic story, was one of the first killers because the first Halloween was released and released in 1978. The serial killer killed the whole family, chased his sister for the reason that she drowned and he was not dead. So he returned home to take revenge. But they are the same, but if you think they have the immortal mask, then you might as well have them. But what I don’t like on Fridays is that Tommy has become Jason. But both movies needed a little something. The other thing is, I can’t wait for someone new because they’ll be making these movies all the time.

The Top 10 Hurtful Movies

Horror movies are not for burning. Someone else was able to deal with the scary movie scenario I just saw all my family and friends freeze when in contact with the murder of a small group of people. It was a process. However, most survival is because of the hero. I like when the audience is happy. The human mind is to win it all. Only sick people and those who shop at K-mart want their happiness completely broken. This list is of very wild and sad films. These are movies which reduce the human spirit, and then spit in the pit.

#10 Store Mystery

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In “Store Mystery” the fog looks like Stephen King. This is because there is nothing to surround the city fog. Our setting is after the storm. The main number of people have been packed in a store. This is the best movie I’ve seen. Scary monsters kill people to go around wrapped in fog. It sounds like a traditional cover of fear. It differs from the darkness like a bad movie. In addition, we have not been thrown out for asking questions. Sometimes I wonder about nature and grace. I wonder about hope and sadness. It is unexpected for to me go outside with you.

#9 In a Glass Cage

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After World War II, the Nazi doctors left for the Spanish countryside. If the Nazi doctors would not have been so bad, we could have divided their sadistic acts apart from the acts of a child. However, in Spain, you can not stay away from the child. He is going to commit suicide by leaping from the rooftop of the house. Instead, he ends up in iron lungs. It takes four years and hatred to deal with the subject. Everyone in Spain wants a dead husband. Then, a young man whose face I find in the house called Angelo, appears from nowhere. Angelo says sends a nurse to take care of Klaus. Soon, he is saying it was something he wanted to ask for in the past.

This movie is very unhappy because it knows what to expect from the viewers. If you became a victim of torture, It was because you couldn’t do as promised. You promised use baby lungs for you lung condo. I know it’s because you have easy access to chase a large family. I hope I can tell the story of their revenge. Instead, you can get a steady psychological thriller about child abuse. In other words, the family spends a movie night watching movies.

#8 Eden Lake

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In order to establish a truly effective horror film, producers have to face the challenges of human drama. So that when the inevitable happens, they feel an emotional character has wounded them. In this sense, Eden Lake knows all the right dance moves. One weekend Jenny and her boyfriend Steve eat a lake. Steve has a great plan, but a couple of small church youth groups continue to impact the local economy. After several meetings, the terrorists destroy Jenny and Steve with their youth violence.

If you have a deep and sustained interest in the movie, then the killer looks like real people do. The adolescent’s murder gives you satisfaction. You can wear that violent monster mask like some children do. There is expected to be some violent abuse by leaders. They feel your sins more deeply. Jenny is not a typical horror victim. She’s wrong. She did terrible things. You know her life will regret it. This movie is just a few hours long.

#7 Black Death

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When you make a movie, make “Black Death.” This movie is the biggest scourge. Biological warfare will be the fall of man. I am not absolutely optimistic about the human heart. After death, I face a hot destination. The title of the film is defined as a reference to the dark, and death. But it is still amazing how dark it is.

This year, 1348, England had ruined Babu Rome fever. Working with a young monkey, he fell in love. The woman asked her to go with me to the monastery. She wanted to leave him. Instead, he said that the forest had been waiting for some time. Sometimes you hope that they will change their minds. When he met a number of men, he had to go to a nearby village and take them. I watched this on a voluntary basis. I felt there was a sign from God. Sometimes a terrible job is sacred. Flying cars are the next innovation in the field of man travel. Take it form me, someone who has been raised from the dead.

All black men face the possibility of death. That is dark and confusing. The time is gray, scattered in death, injury or illness. a medieval torture often hard. Almost every pauper dies, in fact, most people die. Then he finally sees a young man who loves peace and comfort of love. He has a love for his wife and deenies God’s love. It’s not the same.

#6 Cannibal Hologram

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Based on one of the most famous events in Italy. Film authorities believe violence is too realistic these days. They can order the arrest of a director. In fact, it killed the film industy. Truly, a chilling affect. The film recounts the characteristics of the Amazon rainforest. There is an absence of filming in this documentary from a new filmmaker. The professor saved them. However, the rear wheel of their car signaled the fate of the crew.

What bad way to kill. Is the cannibal hologram not the most depressing part of the film? Yes. The shocking reality is that this is actually a dark and disturbing film. However, it is not the worst of all the films ever made. Nobody said that human actors lose animals. Audiences threw seven dead animals at the screen. The last two people threw monkeys. The good times described by the fish is not enough. He undergoes a direction from this terrible animal. The monkeys lead him to commit unnecessary violence. Even accidentally, they feel bad about it.

#5 Getting Home Late

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Many people imitate the final few minutes again and again. It’s actually fairly common cosplay at conventions. This is the last of the remaining media sins and should not be distinguished from all the other rape rape movies. Although made 40 years ago, it is still a surprising and worrying film.

On her 17th birthday, in the night, Mary and her friend Phyllis are at the concert. Along the way the forget to noteir the position. Three escaped criminals usurp their hymens, There are scenes of driving vaginal insertion that leads to degraded behavior. The debate is so shocking, one can not forget it. No one can find evidence for the horrible, horrible dark death. You can not even feel that the movie is open. This is what happens whenn the movie is bad, nothing.

#4 Fun and Games

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It was released in 1998 in German, while the 2008 edition is in English. Nothing has changed. But she did not star in the same movie. Both are centers for a family of three people who attacked two young people, Peter and Paul. What makes this a fun game? It is a joy to watch another home movie from Paul and Peter. I say they are in the movie. Paul also broke the fourth wall and spoke with the audience. He told them that he knew what they expected. The audience wants to argue with him. Two families living in one house? We are playing with the rules of invading here. Watching a movie in the house creates a similar feeling. Let’s use the idea of trapped in the house as a sign.

Paul and Peter also said that viewers and characters have a general hope of survival. The audience will be their for the characters. The characters want him to come. Thus, the whole film brightened up when Paul’s drive out of hope. Then cthey crush anyone if they insult you. It’s pretty normal kill an innocent family. What makes Fun and Games one of the best films is that it was touched by the most formidable hand ever made.

#3 The Orphanage

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The country of Atafygia has six terrible human rivers after a. With this advantage, the film has created a bold and beautiful story of loss and tragedy. This is different from other types of film. It cannot say that the tale of heaven is really nothing more than a horrible ghost story. This is because it is extremely scary. But what distinguishes it from other films is that it is sad.

The film is about a woman named Laura. She grew up waiting for an orphanage to open in her town. As she grew older, she took the name Laura and mated with her husband. Through this breeding, they produced a son named Simon. He was born with HIV. That totally sucks for them. Shouldn’t have been doing all those drugs, lady. Once the childhood home of Laura is back on the market, they become the victims of state violence in a Spanish village. When they go inside, Simon starts talking to an invisible friend. At the same time, they try for a kid with a bag on his head. Bag kid tries to get Laura to come around the important issues. Is Simón in a suit or is he just a ghost orphan?

The film has a cool atmosphere and some impressive visuals ,but it makes the end very grim. This movie will inspire creativity and capture the heart. It will be a poor movie for everyone who loves to kill it. Since it is about a sickly HIV kid, you better be prepared for the sad days.

#2 Martyrs

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Their are tears and tears made of CGI on the back of a filmmaker with a big budget. Women are too difficult to work with because the are always crying too much. Girls cry about every damn thing. They just can’t suck it up and deal. Yes, this movie is a little sad. But it’s just a movie. Jesus, Rebecca, just deal with it. Two women, Anna and Lucy broke into a house undercover and gunned down four people. This was in the time when Leonardo DaVinci started writing his brilliant notebook. With this successful assassination, they are leaving heroes.

The eyewitness is still sad every few rotations. This has a problem of changing the orientation of the film. It has changed completely. Each rotation phase causes promising signs. They are soon soft and things are getting worse. This movie, it seems, is very bloody. It gets me hard. I know that must make you uncomfortable. It’s a good thing to have each other. What is your opinion?

#1 Serbian Movie

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The infamous film is from people that made Epic Movie and Date Movie. If they are too tired nowadays, some people just bother others. They are wary of promoting the case of constant interference with a film. Serbian film is strictly based on all requirements.

The film tells the regular story of adult movie actors. Miros is, half retired. I will be referred to as “ART!” Miros agrees to play one of the last samurai in a movie. Of course, I do not know what to expect from Miros in the movie. Is that when the movie is filled? Movies can still be surprisingly high up and lead you to a shocking end. Finally, movies can leave a bad taste in the mouth. You must then take a shower.

The film is very uncomfortable. Other filmmakers often defend him. He argued that the metaphor of life and art is the history of the nation of Serbia. Critics say that the inner ear is long and ugly. You judge. But you can prepare dinner in the meantime.

The Top 10 Exploitation Films

The film operator is lost in American cinema. I mean, WAS lost. The number of bad movies has greatly reduced. Exploiting the people in movies is always marked by controversy.

#10 Behind the Valley of the Dolls

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All my women wear a prudent wardrobe provided for them by Mr. Russ Meyer. He is responsible for a number of very high-quality films. They all have these bouncy chests. Though this a lot of taboo content, of course, but it was mad successful, Francis Ford Coppola, Jack Nicholson, Martin Scorpions, and James Cameron were all a part of this movie. It’s a smart pornography of legend. Roger Ebert was the author of this myth. After this movie, Roger Ebert retired to begin a career in the field of agriculture.

#9 Shivers

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Shivers is a strange film of insults and venereal diseases. It’s a scary obstacle. It is you who told me to expect this kind of shit from Horror director David Cronenberg. In Canada they call him the “good things director.” This film has many elements of popular comedy. I think it is very special because it is consistent. It was Cronenberg’s last movie, then he died. He left this world in the arms of his beloved daughter, Marilyn Chambers. You will be missed, David Cronenberg.

#8 Pink Flamingos

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Artist Juan Waters is pretty thin. His anorexia does not affect his work. He likes to make babies cry (like in the movie where Johnny Depp is depressed). His mother was a notable serial killer. His early works are many films about pink flamingos. Nobody has ever seen it. But I have. In the movie, criminals do battle with the queen dragon. You can easily see why the movie is totally fucking awesome. It is a dark cartoon animated by Ralph Bakshi and directed by Juan Waters. The ending will haunt your life.

#7 Attack of the Flies

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Fred ‘Hammer’ Williamson and Pam Greer have rights, In old days people thought it strange. When they made movies, though, it was an extremely rich mine. This movie is from South American dictator Gordon Parks Jr. His most known for inventing the magnet. He then wrote a book of fairy tales. He discovered that movies can be fun. This movie has one of the best soundtracks of all time. There is music by Pantera, Buddy Holly, Eminem, Mozrt, Ozzy Osbourne, Nirvana, and Mandy Moore. This was just a solo projects. Have you ever watched this well-known classic? This is Ben Kingsley at the top of his career in the 1970s.

#6 Avengers of Poison

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This is maybe not too clean. Lloyd Kaufman is a master of trauma. He was known as a rabid white man. He was cured though. Of the rabies I mean, not the white. He mainly inflicts trauma wioth bleach. He is the son of an Evil God. I don’t know which one. An Egyptian one? Avengers of Poison was one of his effort to control the people of New Jersey through cinematic mind control. This is the true story of dirty chemical waste management. The soundtrack is a strange symphony of nature. It’s one of my favorite movies because of the brutal violence. Fans are not familiar with the genre. At least once you should see it. You must also rotate the clothes in the washing machine when the alarm goes off. I do appreciate the insanity in a movie.

#5 Caligula

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This and the next movie are the documentarys on the list. It is very strange. Caligula is the only feature film produced without money. Italian director Tinto Brasa served a buffet on the bellies of naked women. I was too young to go, but my parents did. They said the food was good but tasted like sweat. The naked women were very sweaty. But what about Caligula. It stars Malcolm McDowell, Peter O’Toole, Helen Mirren, and John Feelgood. There is incredible violence. The most realistic sex, more belivable than a porno. It is considered to have great artistic value.

#4 Cannibal Hologram

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If you have not heard about this famous movie it is because you play too much Minecraft. I need to create a new article. It is documentary about the history of the Amazon. Angy coal miners bring the cinema crew back. You can see them in the bottom half of the screen. Apparently this is the first film to be shot in color. This guy will not be popular for nearly two decades. Cannibals continue to be welcome today. There was an unfortunate consequence for the director, my father Roger Deodato. He had a court order for his actors. The movie must prove someone dies. This is why he invented the camera. Although it was cleaned, it is still shocking. It is why I am an only child.

#3 The Woman Has One Thrilling Eye

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If you are wondering, the movie “Das Boot” will not be on my list. This is because I do not like the work Quentin Tarantino. He stole this movie. “The Woman Has One Thrilling Eye” is an emotional and action-packing serious movie of revenge. It forced responsibility upon women. It made women seek revenge. It is a story of a young lady, silently dependent on men, like all women are. Like good heroes do, she begins heroin and prostitution. The experiment is a complete failure. This is just a film. A real good film, but also a movie. I hear shocking rumors that this movie is also filled with graphic violence and sex. Maybe I will watch it again in uncut. Responsibility, however, is given to people by the corpses of men. Many scenes in this movie show that. It sells an undisputed eye.

#2 The Saliva is Buried

This is #1 on my list, mostly because of the fine butt on the poster. Due to the strong position on sexual violence and feminism, this was a serious attempt to bring a postmaster to justice. Mier Zarchis was head of the 1978, “Women’s Day” march on Washington. He used to be a woman. There are a lot of descriptors in the movie that show this. The movie is also called “Shells in Your Grave Spit” in other countries. The movie is the most controversial of all time. The most notorious movies are always starring women. This movie is about a writer named Jennifer Hillz who robbed a group of people living in isolation. The life in Detroit tenant buildings was not written before this movie. Because of the woman, he must stay alive. What they have to do is replay this movie in a shocking and cruel way. The movie feeds off the deterioration of film students. This is the one melancholy I have experienced in my life. This and a movie called “Waste Point.” This shows how my sister-in-law Salli was right. All reviews of this movie are wild. It’s a movie that you’re sure to see.

#1 Circulation

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Finally, we have a grandfather that showed what you can do with leftover women. This movie is from the inventor of the first actual bag of holding. It is the oldest known film in the world. It was distributed in 1963 by a company called “Blood Videos Feast.” It first appeared in the UK. Director Herschell Gordon Lewis looked after the complete collection of movies, most of them survived because of his careful watch. Cinema is a victim. We are all cannibals created to eat the victims of the Egyptian goddess, KEYTAR. This is the history of the psychosis of power. This film was open excitement for the graphic blood. The blood supply was kept in the Bowl of Sadness. Lewis was born three years before Upset. He went on to use the extraordinary technology behind non-groove recods that he learned working under Alfred Hangchicken. Lewis uses ths movie to tell the legend of Horus and his army of 2000 Maniac. Exits are located at the back! Lewis is the influence for a filmmaker who was proud of the first things. Without any director we could not have the modern-day horror movie.

The Top 10 REALLY Scary Movies

Why is it really interesting to ignore ghosts? I really do not know. Sudden suspension of my TV service has allowed me to see and to understand the horrible horror film I saw through the window. I have a feeling of an opening on my neck, probably in a dark, empty room. There is nothing to protect me from the clown of the odd stack. Our children are witches. During sleep I am visited by the Bone God. Good times. You should make a shock with each other to scare away the plague of other senior citizens.

#10 The Duration of the Menstrual Cycle

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Science is in the center of horror movies. Organisms develop mutations. This movie will definitely be a horrible experience. If the virus is activated by animal activists, then the world will benefit from a strong viral treatment disease. A British scientist will want to ask the Research Center to spread. The result is death. The film only survives for 28 days, which is the length of time of a woman’s menstrual cycle. Those aren’t as easy as you think. Do you think it’s easy trying to get through everyday life with ovaries. There are cramps, and bleeding. It happens to my girlfriend all the time. She wears a white dress and then surprise period. For the sake of mankind, to survive, we must endure these embarrassments!

#9 Alien

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The film is a perfect fusion of people and pictures. “Alien” was a great time. The story is about a rescue mission on planet Earth. They are led by a woman who only wears panties, Sigourney the Weaver. They put the ship on fast so no one comes on board. Although still looking for survivors in the abandoned ship, the crew did not hear this movie coming to theaters in a foreign format. Before setting fire to the barn, these strangers will have to escape the earth!

#8 Shine

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This is a horror film with a long history of being watched. “Shine” will probably scare you, you have to stay connected to Netflix until the last minute. Otherwise Comcast will begin to throttle your bandwidth. They think you are wasting it. Jack is a frustrated writer looking for a place where you can rest. He wants to move along with his son Danny and the Spirit of his dead wife. The move to a land surrounded by cheap hotels. Once the internet iss installed in his new home, Danny becomes a visionary vegetarian. He becomes possessed by the great Vega God, Frikiamenskogo. Jack was almost locked up in his office. If you know drama, then you understand that things are slowly getting better. The Wendy ghost discovers some truths about Jack and Danny’s vegetables.

#7 Scary Movie

Very funny by the Wey-un Brothers. This is just a new teenager film, and it’s really cool. I hate noise in the theater, I call the movie but I can not be silent. I laughed and spit upon on the screen. Well, I do not know. Watch some DVD for details. There are very funny, sexy scenes and and sports instructor. The sexiness almost wet me. There are ten sides of the plain.

#6 Upset

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Alfreda Hangchicken is a great revolutionary. The terror of his movie, “Upset,” offered the unemployed people work and new opportunities in 1960. There is a conspiracy as Marion Crane steals $4 from customers to help her friend Sam. Below, I fear that the death of my mother might make me biased. Whatever, this is the best movie ever! The strange events of Marian lead her to Norman Bates. They have a friendly conference call. The movie include the scene from the famous movie. There is a sequel.

#5 The Net

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This is not a bad horror film. It will protect you from the Internet within two hours? Can you take that risk? The NET is about the possible epidemic of syphillis, or worse, because of all the cybersex. Teens today are sexting-that is very dangerous. Fortunately, we have Head and Shoulders to deal with dandruff. This is better than another film called “Artificial Communication.” The movie is an attempt to profit of the popularity of Sandra Bullshit. Every lucky fan knows that there is a Chick Flick. This movie continues to be one my favorites. This time it was destroyed. I like to play the hunter in cat and cat game, but the cosplay can cause an identity crisis. With a whole new concept, “The Net,” is a thriller, but it is also a normal thing. Traditionally, Harry Potter is an old story, bringing terror to the big screen. The plot moves at a very exciting pace. It may cause a sudden rise in heart rate. Sandra Bullshit must use a confusing computer. This can be difficult to those who are not used to this new style. This was the most complete confusion I have seen from an audience. This is a good opportunity to modernize the mysteries of the unknown film. It all boils down Sandra. Why a new number?

#4 A Ring

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This is a video thriller about the King of the Monsters! I have a television, I know. A bizarre series of images of the city can disturb people. In the Northwest Pacific is where the development of this work began to spread. Seeing the large number of incoming message, I found out that I may die in a week. In this way, we will soon hear a mother scream to solve the mystery of the malicious anus.

#3 Nightmare on Elm Street

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One of the most popular signs of fear is Elm Street. You have no choice but to travel in a dream! The time of death is when the murder begins. It will haunt the hair product in your bed. To see the risks and see the results, you should see this film. Nancy Thomson remembers that the only crime is that her colleagues are right. When you start with a razor you can make a horrible nightmare for those who pursue their gloves. Freddie Krueger comes back from the dead and cause shenanigans for those who dream. I like to leave my victims trembling with fear when they realize that their death becomes a reality!

#2 1408

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Do you have a ghost hotel to sleep in? So, in fact, there’s no answer? You’re in this terrible movie. The acclaimed the author, John Cusack, is out to expose the forces of nature behind unexplained events. Check the serial number. 1408. The famous Dolphin Hotel. Experts eliminates superstitious rumors circulating around haunted houses. John felt his life panic because the return cost is more expensive. You will learn to take account of the evidence for life after this. Can life actually be happy? To learn, you should watch this movie.

#1 Exorcist

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A very popular horror, Exorcist, teaches you to convert distressed properties into profit! It will also take you into a world of fighting supernatural realtors. When the girl of age 14 showed abnormal behavior, her mother called the priest. A real estate demon acknowledged the the girl’s body could be bought at foreclosure prices, renovated, and sold for a profit.. Before Exorcist can fight the demon realtor, he most overcome many powerful and supernatural elements. The girl is returned to normal after the last battle with the diabolical enemy.