In the ’80s I wore my long hair is pigtails and it was dyed neon colors. I was 10 years old. My friends then defined pop music composition. For generations, there was no nostalgia for the people. But then, after the 1980’s, there was 80’s nostalgia EVERYWHERE. So, I love you, slowly, because you have a grateful fortune. With the continued development of the pig drum. John Hughes helped launch the teenage comedy which was a great success. Children from the 80’s have all passed on (old age), but the movies are still there. They are liked by a contemporary audience at a time when they are young. They are sometimes interesting.
#10 Labyrinth
Jim Henson Workshop certainly did a lot of things in the 80s. During this era, the time when the Master entertained the Infants, Jim discovered a rock from which Fraggles flowed. O Henson, Lord of the Puppet! Yours is an incredible talent. After the discovery of the mythical and magical Rock of Fraggle, God Henson joined the ranks of filmmakers with the Dark Crystal (1982) After that success he created more ambitious plans. Like the master architect of myth, Daedalus, Henson created his own Lanyrinth, filling it with wonders. There is David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King. There are definitely games, music, and fun. Maybe adventure too. The Labyrinth of Lord Henson is a living and fascinating story – a dream.
#9 Kick Baby
Autumn of 1984 was a dark time. When the children tried to imitate the crane kick done by Daniel in this movie, many children were hurt. Kick Baby was responsible for countless injuries and fatalities over the 80’s. Hospitals were crowded. So many parents grieved. Every child had a broken nose. This violence continues today and has gotten worse. Today we have children training dragons, ACTUAL dragons. All because of the violence inspired by Kick Baby. However, it is a really stylish movie that feels still refreshed and inspired.
#8 Large
In the 1980s, parents and children changed roles many times. It had to do with the Age of Aquarius and the Earth’s vicinity to certain starts and things like that. There were a lot of movies that covered this anomaly, movies like “Vice Versa” and “Like Father Like Son.” There were also movies about old people becoming young again, because that happened a lot to. “18 Again” and “Dream a Little Dream.” The movie, “Large” is one of those movies about this strange phenomena. But this one has Tom Hanks. Hanks, with his big, healthy body. Such a good movie.
#7 The Transformers Movie
Please, forget about life. Forget about CGI. Forget about the sacrificed virgins Michael Bay requires. The 80’s cartoon Transformers film was originally better. This cartoon is more complex and great. It got a number of awards and achieved no loss of character and tone in the order I made. And the powerful rock band of Weird Al. the oddly All-Star Cast: Orson Welles as an orb or some shit, Judd Nelson and Leonardo Nimoy are here too. Transformers: The Movie is all children want and is enough. There are Decepticons and Autobots that don’t look like faggots– not like in the Michael Bay movie.
#6 American Ass
In the decadence and greed of the 1980s, we abandoned the purity of the Disney catalog and made a racist movie about immigrant mice. And there was sex. So. Much. Sex
There are mice strip shows. There are all kinds of objects put inside of little mouse buttholes. And other body parts. Mice are stripped and humilated and forced to sing “Somewhere Out There.”
The story of Fievel and his immigrant mouse is a dark journey of sexual depravity. It is like Fellini’s Satyricon. Only with mice.
It is classic animation. But Don Bluth was into some fucked up shit.
#5 Short Circuit
Electricity, digital clocks, and home computers were all invented in the 1980’s. So, of course, we would get the very first movie about robots, “Rocky 4.” But the robot in that movie was only for a little bit. “Short Circuit,” is the first movie written, directed, produced, and starring a robot: Steve Guttenberg. Another robot, Johnny V, develops Guttenberg like powers when struck by lightning. They become military prisoners and fight against aircraft using an AirWolf arcade machine. Ally Sheedy is in here somewhere, putting Cap’n Crunch and pixy sticks on her sandwich or something stupid like that.
#4 WarGames
When you watch this movie at dawn, butterflies appear. The story is still one of the best Hollywood movies. Matthew Broderik is accidentally sent to the government supercomputer and teaches it to play games for children. Real life and military life combine to make death. Cold, plastic, computer death. He considered the computer game to be innocent, but computers are evil. By accident, he makes SkyNet and dooms humanity to a war with robots. His perception of the family of healthy young offenders causes many errors on your computer.
#3 Flying Navigator
Comparing with the idea of riding a strange spaceship to explore the galaxy you’ve had more cool than kids? That’s what I think. I don’t know what the hell is going on in this movie, but everyone liked it. Some middle-aged child sleeps eight years before waking up with a heart full of prototype weapons and document of galactic information. I don’t know. Time travel or something? Space? Some ship that sounds like PeeWee Herman. This is all so bizarre. Was this real? I don’t know.
#2 The Goonies
If a movie reminds children that childhood is bad, then it’s a goat. All children want a great adventure with friends, but they will never have that. We coddle children and shelter them. Children will never have adventures. No children will ever find hidden treasures, fight evil villains, or make wonderful friends. No children will ever make a club and say “never say die!” because they don’t know what dying is. But they will listen to Cyndie Lauper, I suppose. The movie just does not present a believable situation about children. It is so fake. And that Sloth thing is terrifying. How is this a kid movie?
#1 Alien
Filmed in the 80’s. A lot of people owned it on video cassette. It was probably the most liked movie for, like, 10 years. Alien is about about friendship has been the eternal history of growth. The sequel sucks, so does the video game version, that sad Atari video games which is now most forgotten. E.T. is probably it is one of the few films that have come to exist. Spielberg shows skill as a director who really knows how to create a deep miracle like magic. As a result, it is one of the best films produced for children.
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