March 2014 – These Are Media Things

The Top 10 Worst Television Shows

The television is evil.

#10 Sixteen Pregnant Girls

This show is the worst about teenage girls. I like teenage girls, but these ones are terrible. At least two people in my GED classes are afraid of this show. It is too real for them. They are this show. It is scary. Do not ruin your life! stupid stupid pregnancy.

I’m worried about life! I do not want to get pregnant at a young age before sexual intercourse. These people can be in school. I do not know when to say rude things, so I do not know or not if the effects were not intended to offend. I’m sorry. I do not feel bad for the poor girls on the show. I just watch and laugh and laugh. Pregnant girls are so big and goofy looking. They walk like penguins too!

#9 The Arrival of Honey Boo Boo

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This show will literally hurt. When you advertise it, I feel like I’m overthrowing. I saw two episodes. I felt ill and depressed and had to stop watching every five minutes to grabbing the bottle of vodka and drinking myself to a semi-conscious stupor. I do not know what to say about this show this family. I have this feeling. It might be cancer from this show. But people tell stories of people who think polio is a good thing. A curse of polio on the heads of the fat women in this show. They need diets, not fame! I was really shocked that people like this exist outside of Wal-mart. This broadcast scares me. I fear that the real world is like this family. For God’s love, stop them! They should stop before birth!

Only this is shit. Honey Boo Boo is an overweight and obese blob of a brat girl. Ugly seven-year-old redneck shit. Her mother is a really terrible model. Protect your family from this unpleasant show!

#8 Hannah Montana

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The girls in my GED classes all liked this show. That is probably why they are in GED classes in their 20s instead of in a job. Hanna Montana made them too stupid to finish high school. This show was evil and very annoying. The acting was terrible, and the land had no power to it. This is a death show. I would not recommend it.

#7 Fanboy and Chum Chum

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I do not like this show. There is farts in every episode in every room. Poop and farts and some pee. That is this whole show. For kids, this is a bad model to follow. Just toilets. I think it went away because a kindergarten kid choked on their own poop after watching this show. I think they drink beers in a couple of episodes. They pee a lot. And fart. This is bad. Nobody should have been exposed to it. The series won a Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Farting Show for Retarded People. That is a real award.

#6 Babies and Diadems

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Curse the audacity of these mothers! They dress their kids like porn stars– and not even the good porn starts, they dress their kids like amatuer porn stars from XHamster. They do not look good, their bodies tremble, they feel uncomfortable. Only one person enjoys this show – a pedophile. There is a girl in my GED class that dropped out of school when she was 13 and became pregnant by her cousin; even she thinks this show is trashy. Due to the abuse of minors, the creator and the parents should be arrested. It’s worse than mudering children because these kids are forced over and over again to do something they do not want. These parents should be beaten with blood! How dare you to use children in such a despicable form. A rotten mother burns deep in hell because of how they treated their daughter! I hope these innocent children can be placed in a loving home and be given to new, better, mommies and daddies.

#5 Exploring Dora

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Close your stupid fucking face, Dora! Dora is a 5-year-old girl. Can you talk to the bird? Can you help to find his mother? No, the baby bird was abandoned because of natural selection. Let the baby bird DIE Dora! You are spoiling evolution. Who gave you leave to do that? I suspect this Dora is some sort of leftist communist scum who believes every living thing is entitield to opportunity. Fuck you, Dora! We all have to work to earn things. Nobody is entitled to anything. That baby bird has to make it on its own, and if it dies, then it dies.

Why doesn’t Dora die? She talks to strangers ALL the time. She doesn’t know who is on the other side of that screen. She could be asking some strange murder with a machete covered in kid guts: “Do you want to help me find the baby bird?” Would you let your kids do that? No. Because your children would be dead. But Dora does it all the time. Why isn’t CSI exploring Dora’s corpse after she’s been murdered by some stranger that played on her innocent plea to help find the baby bird’s mother?

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#4 Adventure Time

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I do not love this show. The assholes at Cartoon Network once cancelled my two favorite shows; Teen Titan and the Young Justice of the show. And now we have this Adventure Time thing. It seems there is a conspiracy here, against their fans, but mostly against me. If you look at all the episodes, there is no deeper meaning. It’s just weird stoner shit, and then people think its funny or means something. It’s just drugs. I know, I used to do a LOT of drugs. It was like Adventure Time- and that is not a good thing!! All the creatures are drug-addled mutants with the exception of Finn (and Betty) who are just ugly and usually high.

#3 Kept Prisoner by the Kardashians

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Boring! All the girls in my GED classes watch this show. I tried it. Then I saw why they are pregnant, addicted to meth and taking GED classes instead of doing good things with their lives. The show is terrible. What are they talking about? There was stuff about beauty and makeup and then going to a nursing home where a nurse was drilling someone’s grandma. The Blink-182 documentary is much more interesting than this, the most boring show ever. Hell, I’d rather look at people screaming as they suffer from starvation than to see any of the Kardashians. Montreal is home to Predator.

Seriously. I’m taking GED classes so I can have a job. And it’s difficult because all these dumb people talk about is Kardashians. It hurts. It hurts so much. I would have finished high school if I knew that my future was sitting in a classroom every night with retarded meth heads that only talk about the Kardashians. Why does this garbage exist? These Kardashians don’t care about you. You could die in a car accident while cradling your infant who is dying of leukemia, the Kardashians wouldn’t care. Fuck them and fuck their money.

#2 Barney and Friends

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I can not explain why. I watched this with my friend’s 4 year old sister and watched her hate him. This fake dinosaur screams, “Big shotgun shells for you! Your family hates you! I hate you! Commit suicide!” Then I hard to wrestle a shotgun away from a suicidal toddler, because of this show! It seems to me that kids shows shouldn’t tell kids to do things like that.

I saw another episode where Barney was with a bunch of burn victim kids. He showed their scars and said they were cool. He said kids should try and get scars just like that and showed how. He took an acetylene torch and burned the face off of a laughing child. Do not look too close to Barney’s eyes because you have nightmares. Hate! Hate! Hate! How many children suffered and died to fulfill Barney’s bloodlust?

#1 Jersey Shore

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Do you really want to live in the Jersey Shore? Do you have big hair, big breasts, and a little dinosaur brain? I heard the rumors about the Jersey Shore because of this show. I went to New Jersey. They were just normal people. Maybe too many of them liked Bon Jovi, which is problematic, but they weren’t like this show. Perhaps people are most likely to commit hatred because of this show of LIES! This show is bad. The worst. Sure, Barney wanted little kids to self-mutilate and commit suicide, but Jersey Shore is WORSE! That’s how bad it is. It is worse than the suffering of innocent children. The show was taken off the air, but it should never have been there to begin with!

The Top 10 Sandra Bullock Movies

Sandra Bullock was in Speed and some other movies. I really liked The Net. Here is a lit of movies that are starring Sandra Bullock. Actually the 10 best movies with Sandra Bullock.

#10 As You Lay Sleeping

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Until she saves Peters, Lucy’s life consists of always being lonely. lonely. Now she is a member of a family. She probably already was, but then she is again. She has a strong mind and follows the destiny by her side in order to understand the plug. Lucy and Jack are approaching, so you better hide. Other people will not expect such a chance. In the same way that we deserve trust, This movie is about learning from each other. It is the beginning of the fact that you are worthless and nobody actually cares about you. You are a tool.

As You Lay Sleeping is sweet and very beautiful in many ways: You remember the old-fashioned romance in the 40’s and 50’s. Jack and Lucy live between the love of the flowers. Thier life will flourish, but not with a pure, pure love. More of a manufactured Sween N Low kind of love. There is no hope of libido and pleasure. We see Lucy in every aspect (in this case, Paris, Rome, and other places). So if she ends up happy, it’s promising for all of us. I absolutely loved it!

#9 Speed

I have flashbacks about car bombs, even though I’ve never actually seen one. This is the movie where Dennis Hopper puts a bomb on the LA bus. He is determined. The bus must travel greater than 50mph to avoid explosion. Also, when the LAPD officer tries to save the passengers, the window explodes. Keanu Reeves plays Jack Head and Jeff Daniel helps with bombing.

If I could see a movie for ever and ever, this would be the only one. Well-written history, great in the direction, a wonderful combination of amazing sounds. The only thing that is a movie is a movie. You will love all of this old shit, and eventually it can be healing. It is usually a great value for your action movie.

#8 The Proposal

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For three years, Andrew has been enslaved by the cruel dominatrix Margaret (Sandra Bullock). When Margaret gets a visa to go to Canada, starts smoking, and abandon splans to marry Andrew – he agrees to give up the action. The meeting of INS legislators finds couples for testing together next Monday. Andrew planned to return home this weekend, with 90-year-old grandmother. Margaret traveled with her mother, father, and a woman named Sitka. The famous rapper Alaska G is waiting. In order to win a family life: a father and his ex-girlfriend, Andrew must murder Margaret to escape slaver. A few days later, the INS is ready to pay for fraud.

Six people like this movie. Ryan Reynolds plays a hydrogen atom and he is nice and reliable. Betty White is really old. Alaska G hurts our beautiful environment. All this is very interesting and a fun way to spend one day. A unique feature of Bullock, but not a unique film.

#7 Flake House

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The rebel architect Alex Wyler in Chicago has problems with his father Simon Wyler. In 2004, there will be a message that his father has asked to consider designing and delivering a letter in his mailbox at a former home entirely built out of old home-made glass. It is a building on the shores of the lake. Alex meets Henry’s brother in Chicago. If they find addresses that matches Dr. Foster’s, they can try to be delivered after 18 months to all kinds of luxury homes. Alex and Kate live in 2006, says Alex, living in Alexandria in 2004. we love each other to find a way to meet each other.

Read negative feedback about this video again. Go to the “must have” project. I was scared that it was running short. I remember that it was long enough for the same critics to ask where the classic “Twilight Zone” episode of Rod Serling doing jello shots is. In fact, I think most of them claim that security relies on an incredible honest comparison with life events.

#6 In Love and War

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This is a film about some of the problems that wars face when people are involed. In Italy, events unfold during the First World War. The hero is Ernest Hemingway. He is a young man who finds work as a reporter. Since it is always a risk in the war, it was Ernie’s hospital one day. This is his love, Agnes. She should not be indifferent to the charming young man because she is beautiful and nurse a who is beautiful and talented. I’m not saying that this movie is my favorite, but I like it. This is a romantic story. However, given the impact on love and war, there are so many issues today.

I have many positive moments. As already noted, the problem of the film will appeal to many people. Friendship, love, courage, betrayal, and other topics such as pride, will be reflected in the film. I like the work of observation. This film contains many interesting shortcuts. There are many natural scenes; we can enjoy different scenes. It’s a good thing to choose an actor. Famous actress Sandra Bullock is the main character, Agnes. It is noble and realistic. I believe it is 100% true. In addition, the end of the film is unexpected.

#5 28 Days Later

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After dying in a car accident at the wedding of her sister, Gwen Cummings returns as a ghost to help at a rehabilitation center. She chose rehab in death, but she denied having had alcohol poisoning, She was really not a scary ghost at all. She just talks to people about alcoholism. Then she stops being an alcoholic ghost and becomes just a regular ghost.

About half the film does not focus on Gwen. The film goes into the details of relationships, friendships and other characters that are not ghosts. The filmmaker said this sas a comedy, but only a sequence of separation will bring joy and a farce. The movie will count the number of your character. And that also teaches lessons.

#4 The Kill Time

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The story of black fighters for justice and negroes and family. The daughter of 10 year old Samuel Jackson is treated dangerously, so he kills them. Matthew McCoughney plays the Attorney White Man who will use this to save all the black people in the world? “Can black people speak of their own social issues and fight for justice? NO! They need Attorney White Man to help them. The movie takes place in a Mississippi where black lives matter, only when they have a white attorney. Sandra Bullock is Attorney White Man’s assistant.

The movie asks many questions. Why does Attorney White Man need to explain to people about the social issues faced by black people? They can speak on their own, right? But in this movie, we are being told that this Attorney whitesplaining black lives and oppression to us is a good thing. It would be cool to see Samuel L. Jackson talk about these things, but we get Attorney White Man to tell us. Why?

#3 The Invisible Party

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The people of this movie rely on a real story that will bring home a young black man home. by the way, I did not know that my father and mother were drug addicts. Young black Michael has virtually no formal education, so White Sandra will be responsible for his success in all aspects. Successful young people, like in nature, are only successful because of White people. To prove their Futbolds, it helps you with all the suggestions on how to get some of the best ideas on how to use Michael’s skills. White Sandra and the people lake her are in charge of the NCAA, they award the sports scholarship, recruit teachers, and provide beloved homes. Young black Michael was the first round draft pick by a white team coach for Baltimore.

Sandra Bullock is a great success, which appears on the screen. Too much talent for this. Mike inherited the idea of being able to use some other lines that are dog iron, who were shy and loyal. All actors have done a better job. Bullock – this is not a movie if it’s not winning an Oscar. It will be the perfect choice for a family of easy web hosting. Probably one of the reasons why the resort is explained.

#2 A Two-week Warning

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Sandra Bullock is Lucy. the general manager of a corporation. One of the commercial properties of New York’s largest manufacturers. Huge Grant is Wade. He is strong, he is a brilliant lawyer with a strategic mind. The movie gives me ulcers and makes me feel too drowsy. She is not to be with him. There is a billionaire boss. Beautiful, attractive and, of course, self-centered, a Harvard Law graduate treated like a mother. Now, after a year, all the shots from the clothes at the mobile bridge’s residence were issued. Lucy invites you, the audience, to watch her leave.

In my opinion, after 50 years, Sandra Bollock should be treated as a an important factor in movies. Dame Bullock has the ability to toetween a perfectly easy comic and dramatic role. We laugh and we cry with the same courage. I think it’s almost the same as the female version of Cary Grant on the subject. A Two-week Warning has been given to us all in order to make us laugh. The movie is cheerful and clever. I think. It might be boring and unoriginal. I’ve not actually seen it.

#1 She Gets Along With Other People

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When a serial killer acts as the next goal, the United States hires Mis Nice from the F.B.I. You will find that she is the only one who will get a secret agent a person in the competition. Search for this movie! You can not find a suitable candidate than this clumsy woman. The team is led by charm, not the woman’s representative in Bullock’s personality. Change players have agreed to enter Miss New Jersey in porn movies. Page her manager, immediately. Unfortunately, it is still ugly. When the murderer is suddenly arrested, some guy’s wife is saying there is still something wrong with her boss, but it seems if everything is over. It happens that the next boss has been boiled for killing adolescents.

Bullock is very good for all of her amazing things are the most majestic. She is particularly good at the transformation itself. Michael Caine isalso very good. It is so necessary to watch a very interesting film