Netflix is availble in the Ozarks, Amazon abhors the lives of three young people with autism, and ABC presents the best comedy of the year. Apple TV+ is also jumping into streaming games. The two biggest hits of the year, Ball Fall and Chopping, both won a Golden Emmy. If these are all indicators of the television, the question is not whether we have a good TV, but whether we have time to watch it.
#10 Heartstopper
Netflix’s new coming-of-age story skips the rhythm of popular TV in favor of straightforward, heartwarming stories that seem modern. This British series follows a teenager’s life as one of the world’s only gay man. He soon found an ally from the rugby club conversation, which may have been more similar than initially thought.
It’s only number 10 because there are no mermaids. Here’s my advice to anyone doing a TV show. If you want success, add a mermaid. Yes, it’s possible to have a TV show about the UK’s only gay teenager and still figure out a way to add a mermaid to it.
#9 – Rings of Thrones
Whether it’s good TV or Perfect Strangers, Rings of Thrones is always going to be one of the biggest little shows of the year. I have confirmed. This is good TV. It also looks great on older CRT TVs. This great prequel to The Lord of the Rings, takes you back to the Second Age thousands of years ago, a time of wealth, welfare, Balrogs and whores. Generously crafted by a cult that clearly worships Tolkien and sacrificed human babies in his memory, Rings of Thrones is convincing, visually stunning, and fittingly mythical… Enjoy in Middle-earth The feeling of being fucked.
#8 Star Trek: Lower Decks
The second season of Star Trek: Lower Decks ended with a suspense when Carol Freeman of Cerritos, California was arrested for war crimes she didn’t commit. In Season 3, our favorite “Road Warriors” hijacked a bus in Cerritos and erased the captain’s face. This is just the beginning of the fun. Adventures in season 3, include nude aliens, dead planets, and kinda funny jokes. You will watch and will lead the gang through menstrual cramps in friendship and career. A Star Trek parody, and also a really good Star Trek show, this lower deck shit makes it easy.
#7 What We Do in the Shadows
My girlfriend’s favorite Staten Island vampire is back, and better than ever, in FX’s horror special. The Three-Headed Rabbit orders Nadia to find a vampire nightclub called Blood Piss. Laszlo is a hair collector, while a young Colin travels around as Robinson’s non-binary parent. Nando then decides to make love with his 38th wife. Everything is as arrogant and rude as ever, and people are drawn to novel ways.
#6 Never Have I Ever
Season 3 of Mindy Kaling’s coming-of-age comedy finds an evil demon in an unexpected position of power. But like many young people before him, he must know that reality does not always match our ideas. My girlfriend has been watching this show with hour daughter, Dora the Explorer and and I love watching scary movies with our son, Kentuckyfriedchicken.com.
Three seasons have passed and it hasn’t had time for a romantic thriller, but Evil Devil’s family life keeps us coming back again and again. This causes problems. Grief over the death of their evil demonic father still guides the Fish family to this day, as do underlying conflicts over marriage, family and inheritance. Please trust me and listen. Laugh, cry, and hope you’ll find the wisdom of the Evil Satanic Mother on your pillow: “You Don’t Have Much! Enough.”
#5 The Bear
Who would have thought that one of the most stressful shows of all time would become one of the hits of 2022? FX’s snobby-ass restaurant world, The Bear, has an unexpected approach. This is the story of James Beard and award-winning chef Kammy returning to Chicago to save a poor family’s sandwich shop after his brother committed suicide. After the first season, there are still no bears. Is this a big mystery? Is that a grizzly bear? Panda? Furry gay? Where is the bear? We should still know that this is a gritty, frenetic and gripping story of family, trauma and addiction that cannot be ignored.
#4 Andor
I heard you vomit. That was absolutely horrible. Screw you. Then you shouted, “Another Star Wars show for Mickey Mouse?” Is Luke Skywalker in it? I was motionless in Star Wars when Rian gave me the blue ball.” Listen Mama Fuck, I’m reading a Boba Fett book. You know what it does to people?
But Diego Luna’s White Andor, Rogue One‘s follow-up to Andor, might just be the best TV show since The Mickey Mouse Club. Focus on text to find good stories. Luna doubles down on Rogue One‘s round intensity, showing all the gore of the slow-motion resistance to the Empire…and he’s pretty hot. Just like Jesus. Make me cum harder, Luna. I love you! There are villains such as Dennis and Kyle. There’s a very different villain to the Star Wars storyline: don’t underestimate Grandma Palpatine; treat her as a teacher’s pet. I hold up a glass of milk.
#3 Bridgerton
When did you decide to bring the sexy protagonist for season 2? You’ve always wondered: will season 2 be ugly, or will there be lots of ass and horny tits and hearty dick? In the climax of season two, these sexy guys prove to anyone who cares about Bridgetton that a second outing is different than the first, because only nudity and fucking rival romance means more sex and Thermochemistry, which makes me hard as a rock. Please don’t tell my girlfriend
The series is about grief, and the show also finds new emotional roots in romantic themes, which are strongly portrayed as a burden of responsibility and sacrifice. I can’t wait for season 3, but please don’t tell my family that I watch it and sometimes – well, every time – masturbate.
#2 Barry
Barry’s third season took it a step further. After Gene finds out that Barry was responsible for impregnating detective Janice Moss’sdead body, season 3 returns to some crazy zombie action and brings Gene and Barry together in the most romantic way possible. Without pampering, Barry could be a gay ghost.
#1 Interview a Vampire
Nearly 30 decades after The Deadly Disaster starring Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, fans of Annie Rice’s timeless goth novel are finally getting the vampire interview they deserve. Sweet as pie, blunt as Emily, and inappropriately erotic, Bela Lugosi’s interview tells the familiar tale of two undead lovers caught up in a bad romance, like Lady Gaga. Most scenes are set in 2010 instead of Colonial New Orleans in 1791. In this turbulent life, Louis is not a plantation owner with a white Creole, as Rice tells us, but a black businessman who runs a saloon in a red light district, where he struggles with sexuality. He likes to evoke countless racist outrages like a thesis statement.
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