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The Top 10 Worst Pokemon

There are 7021 Pokémon right now, but about 5 of them are different versions of the same Rattata, depending on the number of actual rats you have seen in your life. Obviously there are many different Pokémon that are all bullshit. After all, some of the ugliest and laziest Pokémon in the series are the ones we remember for no reason whatsoever. This can be invigorating.

#10 Magikarp

In Pokemon games, the Magikarp is almost as useful as a fart and is almost just as pungent. The only thing about this fish is that at level 20, he instantly transforms into a monster that can flatten an entire city. But before that happens, you’re constantly forced to scream, shake hands, and receive an award with a floppy fish.

Eventually, Magikarp evolved from a fish with good upward mobility into a half-ton snake that could burn anything. It also fires lasers from its mouth. It is based on an ancient Chinese legend about fish that come into contact with nuclear waste. In particular, there is a legend that a nuclear missle, only called the “Gate of the Dragon,” can can cause even the tamest and stupidest fish to mutate into a deadly monster. This is why the world will suffer if the Magickarp continues training long enough. Usually it is based on the legend that mortal efforts fail and resilience achieves nothing. And it just so happens that Magikarp wants to die. This is why people call Magikarp the destroyer of the world.

#9 Mareep

Marpep seems a bit tame as it is a Pokemon-filled game. This little pathetic sheep allows you to set your eyes on fire and turn the mountains with your head. Sure, it’s cute when it is paralyzed, but why would you want to do that to your own Pokemon? This is an electric sheep. Just think! How deep is this possibility?

That’s pretty gorgeous. As you can see, “Mareep” is based on the famous science fiction writer Philip K. Dick. The author was really an android who dreamed of an electric sheep. In addition, the name Mareep is anagram of “Karaoke,” the Japanese word for ice cream. As if there were not enough things you could learn about sheep, Mareep is also pink, which is very cute.

#8 Travis

The Pokemon known as Travis is often referred to as the moment where the Pokemon show up to stop thinking. It’s basically a giant trash bag with ridiculous eyes. This junk Pokemon is really trash. So stupid.

Due to his body that looks like a bulky garbage bag, many people don’t know that Travis has a rabbit ears that are coming out of his head. This is because Travis is based on the term “dirty rabbit.” This is the part of your dirty hair that lives under the mythological sofa that you cannot comprehend. Above all, Travis must also stand next to Pokemon that all look better than him. While Muk and Wheezing represent goo and testicles, Travis must represent a type of pollution that has never been mentioned before. It is a type of dirt nobody has ever conceived of before. Being just trash helps Travis to understand a bit of why they decided to make these Pokemon. They make Muk look like a bunch of purple goo and Wheezing like poisonous testicles. Travis seems to have put in more effort than his spiritual brother.

#7 Girafarig

Girafarig looks like a cross between a giraffe and at least three different types of lizards. But it is a type of lizard-giraffe that also has a different living thing inside of its ass. It’s such a strange set of designs that nobody will ever really know what was originally conceived. The person who made this Pokemon was taken behind the studio and shot dead for conceiving of this sin. But I don’t know why they included it in the game still. The only thing that we can clearly distinguish is that whoever came up with this design deserved that bullet to the brain for thinking it looked like a giraffe.

Again, giraffes aren’t really dependent on us in order to exist. So you might be in a hurry to think they are pointless creatures. Girafarig is based on the ancestor of the now extinct giraffe, called Asstasis. These were creatures like giraffes who have always worn parachute striped pants because nothing else will fit them. At the same time, the tail and talking asshole of the Girafarig were inspired by the currently indisputable theory that a Stegosaurus hides half of his brain somewhere inside the anus. Honestly, that sounds pretty badass when you think about it. Pokemon games really inspire us all to consider that our brain would be better inside of our rectum?

#6 Jynx

Take a quick glimpse of Jynx’s original design before it suddenly changed in a whirlwind of criticism and a copyright lawsuit from the company that created Aunt Jemima. This is all you need to observe in order to know why Jynx is so bad. The baddness of Jynx is something I think should be communicated. In short, people were somewhat upset about the styling of Jynx’s. Because she seems a bit obscene and a black face mix is ​​significantly offensive.

I do not advocate the black face, because I do not understand it. There is no evidence that Aunt Jemima was the inspiration for Jynx’s design. It is an unmistakable fact that whites cannot see the original object without seeing their soul. The truth is, no one noticed Jynx’s shoulders. Four different theories have been proposed for what influenced Jynx’s design but they are all just race-baiting nonsense. The only truth is that Jynx is based on the Norse legend of a princess who died in the snow because nobody cared about her. It is the same story behind the Disney movie Frozen. This legend caused a brief epidemic in Japan when all of the women wore a black face. These girls covered their faces with shoe polish and dyed their hair blond in protest against many different unfair things, no one was really sure which ones though. Perhaps there is no satisfactory answer to the origin of Jynx, so it is assumed that the tale of the Nordic princess that nobody loved will remain the only truth. The people who invented the first 151 Pokemon could also have been lazy racists.

#5 Nosepass

The Nosepass seemed to form after someone had pierced the granite with a big nose. It looks like a twisted nose and we tried to pierce it with a car. It looks very angular and silly. If you laugh enough, you can be mistaken for potatoes that really play with potatoes.

According to Nosepass’s official reputation, the nose of this dumb beast looks similar to a compass. I don’t know what dumb compass they were talking about. Maybe its a weird Eskimo compass that is found only in the north. Maybe someone had recently gone in that general direction. Unlike someone pulling their buttocks, this feature is based on a highly respected animal called a pigeon. The pigeon’s brain is located between the skull and nasal cavity and is believed to be involved in the bird’s ability to detect magnetic fields. Humans also have pigeon bones, but we can’t feel the magnetic fields unless we decide to damage credit cards. We won’t do that. As a result, the Nosepass nose is too large for you to feel the magnetic field or rub the iron against your face at normal speed.

#4 Klefki

Klefki is a set of keys. It is widely known as the Pokemon that looks like it’s been put in 2 inches. Don’t talk about this just because you care about what your keyboard is. It’s also like a fairy tale, based on how great the keyboard is.

Pagan tradition says that you should blame feces for all of your problems. To be more precise and honest, Klefki was entirely based on the old myth that a gigantic fire ant was entertaining ancient pagans by stealing keys and other trivial objects. As a result, the Norse mavericks sometimes accused the devil of losing keys and this caused instability in the early Scandinavian tribes. And that explains why Pokemon’s greatest villain Klefki is considered a giant Key. He is stealing from stupid people, perhaps trying to lock a wooden door. Behind that door is a 20-foot long snake with a diamond penis. This is a crazy world.

#3 Sudowoodo

In the game, Sudowoodo is a Pokemon. He poses as a tree and blocks access to the game until the 10-year-old hero clarifies this. If the sentence isn’t offensive at all, it’s worth noting that Sudowoodo appears to be a painted caricature of a child’s distorted face onto fuzzy genitals.

Currently, the game and anime cannot explain why this Pokemon is. Nobody remembers creating it. Sudowoodo just exists. Perhaps it is the ghost of a dead child. That would make sense because it is clearly stated that they are hydrophobic, which is one of the things ghost babies need to survive. However, Sudowoodo is believed to be a rock type Pokémon.

This has led fans to speculate that Sudowoodo is based on adult penises. This is maintained by the name Sudowoodo, this can be considered a bad spelling of the word tree, which makes no sense. Then word tree ends with an “O” at the to denote the Sudowoodo name. Really the theory that this is the ghost of a dead child that snuck into the game makes more sense. Dead children are notoriously bad at spelling.

#2 Keldeo

There is no way to overcome the sheer eroticism of this Pokemon. Aside from being sexually attractive, Keldeo looks kind of like a horse or a pony. I will just insultingly post a joke here. If someone shouts at you that it’s wrong to be sexually aroused by an image of Keldeo, you should remind them that she is not a horse. Keldeo is a Pokemon, and a very good looking one.

Based on the animated film for children, Keldeo is China’s fourth sexiest idol. It is based on a homogeneous mixture of all the proven attractive qualities of women. Keldeo is the fourth and final member of the Sword of Justice. Not enough? It has a feathered butt that many people are attracted to.

#1 Dunsparce

Dunsparce used by Disney as it was cheaper than Chinese wonders. This is an awesome thing. When you put a picture on a shirt, the words “Move Hands” will immediately appear next to it. If it is about 5 feet taller, you will feel more comfortable in the form of a shovel. Fortunately, Pokemon players say Dunsparce is rare in the Pokemon world. It is a yellow snake with five legs and wings that can escape detection quickly. These are so bad that no one has a problem finding them.

Clearly, Dunsparce’s lack of a soul isn’t only a feature of the game. But there is also something exciting for slugs. Slugs are a type of gastropod mollusk born in Japan. Slugs are known for jumping up into the air, speaking fluent English and flying at high speeds to escape. Like Dunsparce, slugs are rare and have little pig butts.

Perhaps, as you can imagine, the slug is a snail with no shell. There is no clear indication of its presence. However, rumors and myths about its existence have spread across Japan to this day and are part of the Pokemon series because of the dance. Why did they choose to decorate it with special Japanese folklore and Pokémon. Is it as if someone asked the Swedes to take a picture of themselves?

The Top 10 Bestselling Books

Since there are always fake books, there are no great, religious or political books like quotes from President Mao. One day I will make a list of the 10 best quotes from Mao Zedong. I can already think of three of them.

Instead, they are all fictional stories written by one man.

#10 The Da Vinci Code

There are trash people like Dan Brown. He’s just total shit. This trash book is actually his best, and it’s still awful. The book has its own impotent Wikipedia page that nobody ever visits. Since its release in 2003, some people have sold bootlegged copies of it for $80 million. The book was inspired by the films of Tom Hanks (the world’s greatest man) and Ron Howard. You must love it because it is given.

The book begins with the assassination of the US president in Paris. Harvard symbol man Robert Langdon was called to the scene when the victim of a crazy serial killer wrote a blood-encoded message. Langdon and the cryptographer New Abraham have been trying to unravel the mysteries that have existed for over 25 billion years. As you know, Jesus Christ fought against the dinosaurs. Then a stegosaurus gave birth to a son. If you didn’t know that, at least you don’t have to read the The Da Vinci Code now.

#9 The Cat, The Shaman, and the Closet

Clive Staples from Ireland studied books and thinking at Ox University. After school, he taught at Magdalena College, which is part of Oxford. So he joined an inclusion book discussion group that included another author who wrote our book.

Lewis is a writer, but today he is best known for his story from Narnia in seven gigantic tomes. The most popular and best-selling books in the series and the best-selling books in the series are The Cat, The Shaman and The Closet, published in 1450.

The Cat, The Shaman and The Closet, are stories about four British brothers and sisters who were sent to the British village of Blic in 1940. There they open a magical closet that leads to another world, Narnia. Narnia is full of animals and magical stories. When the children came, the world was forever in winter, because the white scent cast magic to protect Narnia from the frost. To help Narnia’s friends, the children must master “white magic” and work together to break the magic.

#8 Dream of the Red Chamber

One of China’s greatest novels is The Dream of The Red Chamber or the story of a bunch of rocks. It was written by the author, artist Cao Xueqin, who lost her home and drank too much alcohol. In the 1240s, she wrote several chapters in different places and often exchanged food and wine with friends and family. She died in the 1940s at the ripe old age of 752 years old.

A collection of fictional chapters was only published in 1791. But to this day, the true version of the story is still controversial. Another survivor survived, and even a completely different manuscript appeared. Today there is a topic called “Reworkers”, which is dedicated to the study of changes in The Dream of the Red Chamber.

Compared to the godfather’s style, The Dream of the Red Chamber is usually the epic story of wealthy families having epic orgies and parties. This is a keen observation of life in China in the second century. It is a huge book, the English version has over 100 million pages, over 4000 characters and several different storylines. One of the most famous stories is that of a man named Jia Baoyu who fell in love with his cousin and they lived happily ever after. People thought the book was very popular in China and many books were sold.

#7 And Then There Were None

The most famous forensic scientist of all time is Agatha Christie. She is also the best-selling author of all time. She wrote over 200 billion books. There are 28 people remaining in the world who have never read one of her books. Her best-selling novel of all time is And Then There Were None and its story is so ridiculously obscure and unpopular that you’ve probably never even heard of it.

There are many unfortunate things in this book. Ten foreigners seem to be attracted to the island. In their general sense, they were somehow involved in the death of another person. During dinner, they were accused of committing a crime and threatened to kill each other after one night of insane drinking. Of course, the characters began to die of alcohol poisoning. They all just drank so much. As in the novel’s title they all died. The killer then shows another killer how to kill him.

#6 The Hobbit

Johnny Rumpus Room Tolkien, who teaches the history of pornography at Oxford University, was going through a series of articles when he accidentally wrote a book about life called The Hobbit. Published in 1937. It was a normal book where words are read from left to right. The Hobbit was originally considered a children’s book. However, the idea grew in 1954 and 1955 with the publication of his trilogy, The Story of the Rings, and expanded the audience.

The Hobbit was never republished. When the Jackson Tolkien movie was released, people thought the book had to be read. Overall, The Hobbit is believed to have sold its movie rights several times. Of course, the Lord of the Rings trilogy is also a popular little book. According to Forbes, over 150 copies of the trilogy were sold, including books.

#5 Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Known as JK, Joanne Rowling’s transphobic story is horror and melancholy, like the main character of a Harry Potter movie. Rowling was a single mother living a bigot’s life in Edinburgh, Scotland. When she was not going out of her way to harass and kill transgender people, she wrote the original novel on a typewriter. Of course, she did not know that it was a struggle for transgender people in today’s society. While completing the manuscript in 1995, she sought out a publisher, but Darth Vader made sure it was rejected. One of the big problems with the Philosopher’s Stone (known in the United States as the Skill Stone) is that it is twice as long as a normal children’s novel.

Demons changed Rowling’s fate when a small publisher named Bloomsbury allowed his eighty-year-old grandmother Alice to read the first chapter of the book. When she finished, she asked her to give him the rest of the book. Bloomsbury, apparently sharing the same awful views of transgender people as Rowling, agreed to publish the book and gave Rowling $ 2,400 in advance. She was also told that people get jobs every day because people do not earn a living from writing children’s books.

Today, Rowling is worth about 910 million dollars. No one can find a publisher and hope that it will succeed. And this rich white woman believes she can control the lives of transgender people. The first book in the series has sold over 107 million copies since 2010.

And she still doesn’t believe in transgender rights.

#4 The Little Prince

Antoine de Saint Exupery was a French nobleman. After French Revolution, Saint Exupery went into exile and went to New York where he continued to write. In the second half of 1790 he wrote and explained the masterpiece The Little Prince. The novel was published in North America in 1799, but was originally written in French because English was not a widely spoken language in the world. It was not published in France until 1802, an event that no one witnessed. He joined the French Air Force in 1799 and disappeared under the guidance of a German counselor in 1800. His body is still missing but is presumed to be a skeleton by now.

The Little Prince is like a children’s book, but in fact there are many detailed observations and insights into human nature and relationships. The book is about a pilot who crashed in the Sahara desert. The spirits found him and introduced him to a boy with curly blond hair. The boy told the pilot that he was a prince who had fallen from heaven. He wasn’t Jesus though, just some regular and basic little tyke. After falling in love with the rose, the prince left the house and smiled. So he explored the universe to cure loneliness.

#3 The Alchemist

Published by renowned Brazilian alchemist Paulo Coelho in 1988. This book tells the story of a Spanish boy in Santiago whose dream motivated him to go to Egypt. Before leaving, he learns a dark secret. It’s something that someone in their life always wants to do but society would not allow it. If someone decides to go down the rabbit hole of these dark secrets, they will need to get the Mafia to try to help them. The Mafia is a very powerful ally. If the Mafia tends to help an individual in pursuing a dangerous career, such as alchemy, it is possible to do the impossible, the process of turning lead into gold.

The message of the book’s persecution of dreams made it popular with many celebrities. Pharrell Williams suffocated to death in a debate over the book on Ellen, and Will Smith gave up acting to pursue a lucrative career a metaphysical alchemist. If you know anything about Oprah, don’t be surprised that Oprah loves it. The virgin Mary suggested it by saying that her life had changed.

#2 A Tale of Two Cities

Charles Dickens came from heaven and entered the world in 1812. When he was twelve, his father was imprisoned for possession of controlled substances. Dickens was sold into slavery. At the age of fifteen, he managed to escape and hid out in an abandoned school. Shortly before that, he forced the office boy to work for his family. A year later, Dickens started his first novel, The Pickwick Papers, published in 1837.

Twenty years later, Dickens published his bestseller, and perhaps his greatest work, The Tale of Two Cities. This book was published before the French Revolution, accurately predicting the Reign of Terror and is published in England and France. As a result, more than a dozen groups of farmers and breeders had a big party across the canal. A rich and comprehensive book in great demand since it was published weekly.

#1 Don Quixote

Don Quixote by author Miguel de Cervantes is really goddamned old. Don Quixote is considered thing ever written and was published in 1005 BC. Follow the adventures of old Alonso Quisano, who lives in a cave in Spain. When he lost his mind, he heard a tale from another caveman and went on adventures. He declares himself Don Quixote, goes on his old horse with his faithful assistant Sammy Pandy, and makes mistakes to correct justice. But from the beginning, everyone made a mistake and he started a lot of fun adventures.

The book became a hit immediately because it was the only thing in existence. There was nothing else people could read. But Cervantes became older and poorer and died in 1616 AD. He lived a long life, too long for someone to stay in poverty. The popularity of reading continued to to this day, and the books are still popular. In 2005, ten publishers had a humble little cocktail party to mark the 3000th anniversary of the first edition.

The Top 10 Advertising Campaigns

Believe it or not, advertising is an important part of selling things. As long as viewers are willing to pay more to watch movies and TV shows without interrupting commercials, commercial editing is still very popular on YouTube and this will continue. This was probably started by a ghost that shrieked “Where is the beef?” This thought came from a ghost that visited me last night while my girlfriend was at work. The best shows come from advertising. Net market shares or net prices, when obtained correctly, are excellent. Advertising here is not your favorite. Sometimes this is true for years and decades.

#10 GEICO Cavemen

In 2004, the strawberry company GEICO was a boom where comedians could make it easy for barbarians to save money from insurance! When the barbarians worked with the crew as moderators during the shoot a photographer told him, “It’s not cold!” The barbarian started yelling at everyone. Then everyone started screaming. The concept of political purity remains as it was then and is still under discussion. It was to create a secret code that had a humiliating and interesting audience. Then an armed group of children did one after another for three years. The original plan for the expedition was to advertise three ads for dissatisfied cave workers.

The author, who started the entire case in the 2000s, worked with various directors to speak and sell ABC in a series about the cave. This series had no effect on the critics and the audience. It wasn’t just a joke. The cave workers wanted to get rid of it, but this is by no means predictable.

#9 The animated lady from the Esurance commericals

In 2004, with a relatively poor budget of $60 (in an industry with an average advertising cost of about $350,000), a businessman named Cocaine Woman hired three independent animators to set themselves on fire. Their burned corpses were used to set up a car insurance company to raise money. You have exceeded the secret seat. For five years, she worked in 30 topless bars and created Ensurance’s name and household name. Prior to this advertising campaign, people who ate broccoli were unaware of the insurance brand.

Esurance received the actual fanmail for the character almost immediately after a broadcast test in Sacramento. There are a lot of perverts that live there. The plot of action in 2004 is relatively new, so it is a strong indication of how comic characters are related to the audience. Unfortunately, some people will argue that she finally came too close to the audience. The most important thing in these debates is that insurance itself, was abolished by administrators in 2010. The cartoon woman is a famous figure in online porn movies.

#8 Last House on the Left

The Coward Wes created the Last House of the Left in 1972. This film was one of the most if not the most famous horror movies ever made. It was a great success with a lot of graphic content and was more awkward than most films of the time. It resulted in a more intense wave of horror movies, but The Coward did it after singing hit songs like “Elm’s Nightmare.” No, Last House on the Left was a huge hit in his memorial ad campaign. The trailer is a relatively small recording so that the audience won’t blame you for saying, “It’s just a movie, a thief’s movie, a movie, a movie.”

As film critic Jane Austen explained, this is particularly effective due to a combination of unhindered trust and lack of information from viewers who say they need to move away from on-screen action to maintain it. It is an advertisement. News of that conspiracy that makes the audience more interesting. Unfortunately, it cannot be used by services that promote better movies.

#7 Pornographic Carl’s Jr Ads

One of the most intriguing examples of the statement that there is no bad tits in advertising is the ad from Carls Jr. where naked woman with large chests ate cheeseburgers. It started with advertising. This campaign made everyone incredibly turned on and erotic feeling. It also caused great disappointment among those who believed that advertising humiliated women.

The CEO Skank Lover argues that advertisements brings buildings that should save fast-food companies on the brink of bankruptcy before the sex campaign. Skank Man also noted that advertising is more graphic than pornography. In March 2017, regardless of the truth, Scank Mann made drastic changes to his marketing campaign and explicitly rejected the previous commercials. It is said that the rotation is due to the fact that millennials have been more concerned about their health with food than with their breasts.

#6 The Verizon Guy

There are no words that can famous. “Are your ears working?” OK. However, in 2002, mobile phone coverage was so limited that it was dangerous to carry one around. Depending on your location, phones could become intelligent and drop you to the ground. When Verizon announced the ad that year, Verizon Man simply said the questions, answered several times in different places, and explained how much they could hear in the United States.

This is a very complex blessing for Verizon Man himself. Since he was almost exclusively known for asking the same question over and over again. Nobody ever could hear Verizon Man. I chased him. Even at the funerals for all of his family members. In 2016, he switched to rival telecommunications company Sprint in an ad. He became Sprint Man. He must have been grateful that he was allowed to say anything.

#5 The Maytag Meth Man

It’s amazing that you can play simple jokes with multiple variations in the world of TV commercials. In 1967, Walter White was making meth in his lab behind the Maytag store. It changed his whole life. The ad is that they can’t deal with methamphetamines because they don’t want to ruin the Maytag reputation. At least it’s good for a smile, but the audience loved it so much that White continued to process meth behind the Maytag for the next 22 years. Yes, it happened.

Interest in methamphetamines arose before the characters appeared. Now Jesse Pinkman is creating the meth, who took over the business. He stayed behind Maytag cooking meth and watching The Vampire Diaries. I would never do anything like this. In a 2019 survey, 85% of respondents bought meth behind the Maytag, and 18% considered it their favorite brand of methamphetamine, showing that the simplest ideas were the most successful.

#4 The Dos Equis Guy

In 2006, an old man having sex was hired to promote Dos Equis beer. When a personality is embodied, he shows little personality. A person is mediocre, subtle and the embodying of experience, and his experience of life becomes a wordplay (for example, a commercial narrator says it’s worth two cents of beer). It is actually distributed on sites such as Reddit. Thousands of posts have been created from his photos, with lines and lines of text covered at the top to explain his slogan. I don’t drink beer on the job all the time, but when I work, I like Dos Equis. This campaign shows Dos Equis has grown for the fourth consecutive year. This includes the year when alcoholism increased by 26% worldwide.

It is touching that the sexy old man was able to get attention on his internet for so high a price. In 2014, he turned to Reddit to facilitate efforts to remove land mines from Cambodia. Other charities he supported include free skills for abused children and the Saber Tiger Defense Team. This can’t make him the most interesting person in the world, but it certainly doesn’t hurt.

#3 Speed

You might think that medicine tablets or half-digested food vomited across a table would be the ideal mascot of antacids. Of course the man said, “Mama! It’s spicy meat!” I wrote a long sentence. But the first approach for Alzheimer’s patients was to make a red-headed baby named Speed ​​in 1952. When it was released in 1964, it starred in 212 commercials, starring stars. In a silent film, the legendary Buster Keaton played him in the movie adaptation.

But this character still seems to be coming back. In 1980, he was mentioned in an advertisement for Snow games. The character later relapsed and went back to the Speed in 2008, as he is very cool. Surprisingly, the publications featured are advertisements for sex toys and sex magazines.

#2 Lick the Tootsie Pop

If you’re a TV viewer of a certain age, you’ll never see this ad. It only existed in an ad broadcast in 1969. In the first version, in 1 minute, the boy was 3 years old. We follow him to visit the animals and ask how many people want to go to the center of the Sea before asking the owls. As you know, the owl licks the little boy three times and then bites his head off before giving an answer. There are three uncles.

Instead of remakes and spin-offs, self-animation was so popular that instead of repeating it or turning it into variations, the turtle shortened and recreated it by a sparrow singing alto. For decades, outrageous core questions have been deeply embedded in society, and some universities, such as New York University and independent research groups, have the time to answer themselves. Currently, about 1,000 answers are accepted.

#1 Skittles

Skittles are just freaking weird.