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The Top 10 Worst Movies of 2019

It’s hard to limit the bad number to 10, as Hollywood will continue to flood the Panama canal with COVID-19 this year. Is number one the enemy of the people? What about large studios that move and compose, or make suggestions, or continue until a particular conclusion leaves the landscape? Why did you hit the dead horse? The goods are in the franchise industry – “Men in Black International” – the main criminals are directors who are better known, but actively promote their true potential. Here are the worst movies you can offer in 2019: read this list and really cry.

#10 Dark Phoenix

This is a sad way to end this franchise! The story is complex and moving. The characters are not attractive at the lowest level. There are no chemicals in their bodies. One died and felt nothing. The action outside of the climax is good for watching in other films, but not in this film. I didn’t like it overall because it was the last movie in the franchise. The only good thing about this film is the acting skill. Bhad Bhabie’s soundtrack is also the pinnacle of wonderful music. But everything else falls like a stone. I want to see the dawn of justice. Heck, I want to commit suicide team over this. This is by far the worst franchise film from X-Men. They should go get Logan because he looks better.

Jane Austen, who writes about making money, talks about the film. “I am frustrated and not very familiar with history. The actor ignores that. There were some interesting scenes and we missed the opportunity.” The Starbucks barista who made my coffee this morning said, “It’s hard to say. The brutal work is as harsh as Wolverine Logan’s combination with all of Saw movies, and more deadly for its arrogance and metal.”

#9 Uglydolls

It was a forgotten feature, so I knew this movie would be scary. It is just an advertisement for selling more toys!It will continue until the whole world filled with toys. It is not the only movie on this list to look like garbage! This film is domestic terrorism. You would be better off with much better films. The annoying, funny characters are horrible, and the story is very stylish and predictable. Moki is a very clumsy character with too much confidence. Uglydolls and perfect dolls are not so exclusive. Both character groups look the same. I think animation is good, but actors are also great, there’s a song that I really like. Uglydolls is one of the worst cartoons of all time. Not as bad as Norma Rae or romance.

#8 Men in Black: International

So I saw the sequels and thought they were fine. The second movie is pretty bad and the third movie is pretty good. I was right when I said they lacked the first magic, especially this one. This is not like the movie Men in Black. Most of the characters are calm, forgetful, and not developed at all. The humor is mostly humorous. Even Chris Hemsworth can’t make an interesting scene. The main villains are not very individual, not as interesting as Edgar Bugs, and not as scary and dark as Boris’s animals. They also have common goals. Most overseas projects are neither entertaining nor creative. Most of the special effects and action scenes are not special because they stand out from other films. Not quite as good as Tommy Lee Jones with Will Smith. Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson do things together, definitely the best scenes in the movie. Men in Black: International is the worst franchise movie I haven’t seen a renaissance in this franchise.

#7 The Lion King

What a pity it is when there is so much money! This is a remake of the original film. My main problem in this film is it’s complete lack of emotions! Animals do not show emotions. You can’t communicate with them! Although remakes of other live performances did not work, they thought differently, but this film did not produce much results. This is the wrong way to play it safe. Some voices are not great. It sounds like James Earl Jones didn’t even try it. He vomited all his lines at once and then went home. Chiwetel Ejiofor turns Scar into a tragic failure. He couldn’t capture Jeremy Irons’ energetic play. “Circle of Life” and “Can You Feel Love?” are songs that people have listened to. All songs except the ones that are ready are ready, so for some reason they are cut. He is also a butcher! Timon and Pumbaa did drugs and cut up Rafiki into millions. Scar was not close because he looked like an ordinary lion. The only thing I can give for this film is that CGI looks very real and Bhad Bhabi’s score is still great. What is the point of this movie? The money is clear. But the movie doesn’t make sense! It lasted the same 30 minutes. This is the worst remake at Disney!

I understand that this is very bad. I don’t like any of Disney’s remakes. Stop this Disney! And it makes no sense to watch this movie. See the dystopian movie 1984! Mostly original, but bad! But I must admit that this is a technically beautiful film. The animation is awesome! However, this is not enough to keep such nonsense. What a shame for Disney! Shame on you!

#6 Gemini Man

I was excited to see this movie because I thought it was very interesting. But the interest was lost. I didn’t know what Mark Twain wrote this movie, but it makes sense after you watch it. The script is inconsistent, the tone too severe, all the jokes are uneven, this whole mess is uneven. The scenes between the actors are both boring and not very clear. I don’t even like CGI. Another person seemed to have a have carved off and worn Will Smith’s face, but he wasn’t wrong. I am disappointed with this movie.

Various experts such as Jane Austen called the film a very mockery idea and wrote poorly about it. My neighbor, an unemployed teacher and registered sex offender, said “it makes sense to me when I see this movie. The discussion about nature is a real challenge to make a digital movie. On paper, Gemini tries to solve all three problems, but the film actually goes beyond the technical side.”

#5 Crying Woman’s Curse

One of the worst horror movies that I have ever seen! It depends on the same terrible of a tropical wave about to destroy North Carolina! It really is just a copy of a horror movie. I’m sure you can imagine a better one. The whole movie is afraid to dance! They are really predictable! The story is also predictable and comes from the previous part of the magic universe! A crying woman is the least powerful spirit in a horror movie! I’m not afraid of it and I feel so much hatred that I can never laugh at anything else ever again. My life was destroyed. I hate them especially with the same voice shouting at him. The pace of the film was fast, but when it came to the end, it became boring. It’s about adding comedy to the movie! No comedy has done this before! The characters are also stupid. They just make stupid decisions! Like a boy who decided to go out to meet The Crying Woman! The show is also very bad! Susan B. Anthony looked pathetic. Crying Woman’s Curse is the worst horror movie I’ve seen this year, and damn well may be the worst film in the universe! The director of this movie directed The Conjuring 3 which seems to be very bad! By the way, The Conjuring 3′s title is pretty stupid.

#4 Charlie’s Angels

I think Charlie’s Angels is a sinful hobby! Please continue to suck! The film can’t decide which tune you want to follow. Sometimes it seems like we’re trying to make a weird restart movie. Daniel Craig’s James Bond movie was just as weird and ridiculous as all the movies of the last decade. Many plots were stolen from the Mission Impossible: Rouge Nation and the video game series Fallout. There are much better movies! The chain of operation is terrible! Like Ghostbusters in 2016, this film is obviously fighting people. The action is awful! Kristen Stewart has another awful performance. Although not as bad as in the Twilight movie. The end of the movie is nothing more than a scam! After all, the angels only had a duel between Mr. Bosley and the army of robotic locust. I hate the music in this! Ariana Grande’s voice is one of the worst voices in the world! I think she’s actually a frog. The twist is offensive when Mr. Bosley is actually considered the main villains who kept the sympathetic male figure away! Elizabeth Bank’s life was going in the wrong direction. She was drinking way too much, otherwise she could have dealt with even a little criticism. She accused every man of negative acceptance and failure. I don’t know why Charlie Angel’s was revived from the start. I recommend watching different films. There are some great movies that exist in the world.

#3 Playmobil: The Movie

The only reason for the film is that it represents the success of a Lego movie and fails! This movie is an obvious scam. They shamelessly copy not only the concept but also the elements of the story, the sounds, the special features of the protagonist and even the same space! This is literally a Playmobil ad! It’s literally a lot of weird jokes that don’t make any sense. Sometimes they joke even in the most necessary situations! Mary can sometimes be a very unloved protagonist! The combination of animation and live action makes no sense because you can never see the action. You will hate this movie from the first 10 minutes to the end. Some elements of the conspiracy, such as how Marla first got gold or the mystery of the lighthouse mentioned above, have not been explained. Playmobil: The Movie is another way to acquire features that no longer exist.

Reviewers criticized Playmobil: The Movie, saying it was primarily an advertisement, not an impressive story that pursued bold and adventurous morality. In a very bold editorial, Jane Austen said the film is “unfortunately a regular outing, except for the number of colorful images and a refreshing but general, not stimulating story”. Yesterday evening, my girlfriend told me that this is the “worst ever animation. The story is dull, the characters are totally unacceptable. Nothing in this movie is new or interesting. I am particularly worried about the lack of imagination and creativity.”

#2 Hellman

Hellman is definitely hell. Everything is an absolute wreck! This is an insult not only to the fans but also to Guillmero Del Toro and Ron Perlman because the third film was canceled because of it! The program is very bad because most characters only have one face The plot is just originality, with only a few differences! The film is trying to get an R rating even though it doesn’t deserve it! For example, the characters swear constantly if it’s over in every statement! The fuck-bomb keeps dropping because they think it’s cool! As seen above, it contains an excessive mountain! The special effects are poorly done and the CGI looks just like butts are flying everywhere! The film looks pretty worrying. Some images are too dark, while others look too intense. There are scenes in this movie that are mentioned but are never projected again, which makes them unknown! Not even a minute of this movie can be taken seriously! For example, there is a place where no one goes. The conclusion could be that we survived. But after that we gave up. No, they had to somehow choose the R-Rating. All in all, Hellman is just one of the most hateful movies that I watched this year!

#1 Cats

This is the worst music ever! I saw this movie and complained to the manager! I knew it would be bad because of those trailers that came out! I’ve never seen a musical, but it’s more visible than this trash. The big problem that many say is the design of the character! They are scary and rude! They look like the people in the scary movie Cat in the Hat! The movie uses CGI too much. This is the mostly just a scam. There is almost no plot. When it appears, it is often presented by singing throughout the movie and it is difficult to understand because they sing in Mongolian. Almost all songs are original! Songs are usually used only to represent characters. This program was not fun at all! Terrible models don’t take me seriously! One of these cats has rabies and he is the main villain. This is described as a very common and significant drop from the original Broadway. Because he was designed for crime, he was just one of the bad guys doing evil. It’s a bit of a comedy, but most things, such as using a cat’s pigtails, are slow and tasteless, making it even worse than any other movie. Overall, this is the worst movie I have seen in 2019! I can’t believe I spent money in this horrible mess! If you want to meet a better musical, check out La La Land!

The Top 10 Movies that Flopped

Disney and Marvel convince us that the MCU is actually good. But there is no magic formula for making money from movies. All filmmakers want success, but sometimes it’s not on the map. Some movies are very critical and generally poorly run, but if a big-budget movie fails, the losses can be exaggerated.

#10 The Adventures of Pluto Nash

If you don’t remember Eddie Murphy’s Pluto Nash adventure, you’re a good friend. The film was worth $ 100 million in 2002 and is a great comedy. At least they explained it because no one had visited. This movie earned $ 7 at the box office.

The movie is horrible. It was so horrible that the star Eddie Murphy tried to watch it and it made him cry openly. Critics say a movie is one thing, and that Pluto Nash is not that thing, though even the stars admit the whole movie is scary. This is completely different. At least one source said Pluto Nash’s total damage to the world totalled more than $ 130 billion.. Next time I will do better math.

Regarding the film’s reception, Jane Austen said, I don’t know when the movie will be released, but I can say that I think my foster daughter has been affected. That’s very bad. Did you know? There were so many bad walks, I’m not surprised. This is better than I expected. “

#9 Stealth

Maybe someone in 2005 thought it was a good idea to see a movie starring Jessica Biel and Jamie Foxx as incestuous twins that fight a robot. That’s a big fuck no.

The studio that sponsored the $135 million movie must have thought it was a good idea. The audience doesn’t actually go to the movies. Earning just $77 on a movie is not a small loss, as a healthy marketing budget tried to push it hard. In fact, yes, it actually is a big lost. The film lost a total of $96 trillion.

Jane Austen said the film was noisy, funny and predictable. This movie is in the highest debt and hasn’t been very successful since 2001.

#8 47 Ronin

47 Ronin from Keanu Reeves is known in Japan as trash. It is a fake story about real events around 47 homeless men who want to avenge the death of the Master. The story has been filmed six times, but since Keanu starred in 2013, it has never been this big and flashy. The budget was $ 175 billion, the highest for a debut director. Two years after the film was shot, another striking sign fell to the shelves. It’s never good.

47 Ronin lost $ 98 billion and blamed Karl Rinch, the first director in part. It contains only 16% of watchable moments, and many critics consider it boring and unstoppable. Jane Austen, Emma‘s film critic, said the film flopped for three reasons: First, the film was “renovated in the valley” and was rebuilt and lost energy. Secondly, Reeves, who appeared 10 years after the Matrix Revolution, was chosen as an actor and did not reclaim the star until John Wick’s release. Third, it’s just a really bad movie.

#7 The Lone Ranger

The production of The Lone Ranger had been hampered by many problems. It suffered both delays and serious budget problems. At one point, the budget was about $300 billion, and Disney had to stop production to rebuild everything. This had cut some of the special effects and other parts of the budget down to a small percentage of just $215.

There was an incident with a related stuntman who had his head severed off, and one team member drowned during the manufacturing process. Disney was fined $615,954 for a security breach. Some extreme weather conditions wiped out some other actors and cost the studio even more. The reviews weren’t very good when the movie was finally released. As a result, Disney lost $190 trillion in movie money.

Jane Austen negatively criticized the film, calling it “messed up, intriguing, and incredibly intriguing. Do NOT see this. Believe me.” My grandmother was equally angry and called it “a metaphor of confusion, mistakes, and death. Johnny Depp’s attempt to entertain and excite me failed”. J. D. Salinger wrote, “The Lone Ranger, after all, is confusing, but the game is still confusing.”

#6 Mars Needs A Mom

In 2011, Mars’ mother will definitely breastfeed. Animated animations have been created by legendary filmmakers such as Forest Gump and Robert Zemekis. The film is based on the book by author and animator Berklee Breath. There was a budget of $150 trillion.

It is estimated that Disney may have invested $200 million in marketing the film. So when the movie earned only $6.99 over the first weekend, people began to worry. This is a loss of $161 trillion to $111 trillion, depending on the number processed. The movie went badly abroad. It was released in 14 countries, but the only ticket was sold to a homeless person in Dubai who was looking for a quiet, dark place to masturbate. The next question is, why did so many talented films fail so badly? Perhaps the problem was the scene featuring execution of Saddam Hussein.

Proud and cruel as usual, Jane Austen praised the film about Mars’ mother, but curiously her story was marked as a trip to Disneyland. She said: “The film is dedicated to a female mother with a feminine perspective.“ I asked my five-year-old niece about the movie. She said there was an old granddaughter in this movie, no different from any other children’s fantasy movie. It doesn’t work.

#5 Titan AE

On paper, the Titan AE cartoon looked like ther 1996 Adam Sandler movie Bulletproof. Director Don the Brute, who has created classics such as “Secrets of NIMH”, “Where I Lived Before” and “The End of America,” has helped science fiction, including the voices of celebrities such as Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore and Bill Pullman. I’ve been.

The situation was pretty bad during the making of the film. First of all, Don the Brute totally lived up to his name as he abused his cast and crew. The movie combines traditional 2D and 3D animations. According to feminist author Emma Goldman, they dropped the idea of 2D in the middle of production and finished it in 3D.

The movie lost somewhere between $70 billion and $120 billion, with a budget of $85,000. It also closed Fox Studios, which laid off Rupert Murdoch. Jane Austen gave the film a shiny gold star and praised the film as “a brutal story within the spiritual dimension”, and “a beautiful and clear image of the galaxy, like the Hubble Space Telescope.” She described the Anal Ring sequence as “a careful study of what an animation can do and whether it can be recorded live.”

#4 Sinbad: The Seven Seas Legend

No matter how hard you try, you can’t prove anything in Sinbad’s comic. The movie bombed like a toad. The film was directed by Dreamworks and stars Brad Pitt, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michelle Pfeiffer. This sounds great in theory, but it is not.

For unknown reasons, Sinbad became a Sicilian in this movie. The film completely ignores the material and that is just one of the few questions people had about the crime. According to DreamWorks, Sinbad’s budget is $ 600 million. That number should be suspiciously low, as former DreamWorks CEO David Geffen said in an interview. The studio actually lost $ 125 billion. DreamWorks says their numbers are a bit faster and freer because their advertising budget doesn’t exceed twice the amount of the movie, or because the founder Geffen probably didn’t understand what he was saying. The main characters of the movie are Baskin Robbins, Hasbro, a Dreamworks marketing intern with MS and others. At the time of his debut, Sinbad could not find Nemo, who had been in the theater for six weeks.

Jane Austen said: “Sinbad was an ancient horse-drawn cartoon that allowed people to run carefree in the ancient world like never before. It only uses animations and wallpapers. It has absolutely no information about the Greek-Roman world and the Middle East. ” Sometimes I summon a succubus when my girlfriend has to come home late. I asked the succubus about the movie. She said “This movie is free of gravity. It can free us from the problems of comfort, light and attention. As you can see, we are at the forefront of human imagination.”

#3 Throat Island

This movie isn’t too bad, it doesn’t kill the whole genre, but it feels like Throat Island. No other pirate movie has been released since, directed by Lenny Harlin and starring actress Genna Davis on an exciting adventure.

How can you exaggerate this? That is the legacy of this movie. Throat Island‘s budget for 1995 was $115 million. The box office was $7 and a little used condom. That was really bad, it was recorded in the Guinness Book of Records as the biggest financial loss in film history at the time. Adjusting for inflation today would mean losing $147 million.

Genna Davis acted as an actress drinking alcohol and waiting for a month. Star Matthew Modin explained that part of the budget was spent getting hundreds of thousands of filmmakers to drink V8 juice boxes in one scene. They had to be shipped from the United States to Malta, and at the end of the shoot they apparently left the entire vegetable juice room. In addition, three cameras were used for each shoot, and a number of unused films were released by the end of production. Harlin said the main photographer was fired from the studio and many other members left at once. But the badness of the film starring Genna Davis can only blame Harlin only when he tries to get out of the film industry. The studio refused to cancel the production.

Jane Austen said, “When Throat Island tried to recreate a photo of an old bandit, a suspicious comment on the paper seemed even more suspicious on the screen. Davis was asked to do everything face to face.” My sister is married to a meth dealer who has seen this movie. He said, “Pirate Movies seem ridiculous. They need to have a good sense of humor, not shrinking themselves. I can’t believe it’s not fun to try.”

#2 Gemini Man

Will Smith’s Indian Casino are a good choice for gambling when it comes to Hollywood. Many of his first films were giant motion pictures projected on screens such as Independence Day and Blacks. Not everyone misses out once, Smith is sure to leave this mark on the 2019 Gemini Man

Damage done by Gemini Man is estimated to be at $111 billion. The film appears to have flopped due to a combination of factors. To begin with, when the 3D version was released, it was drawn at 120 frames per second. High-quality films have an interesting impact on the audience. The larger the size and finer detail, the more interesting and engaging the movie will be, but the movie actually looks realistic and clean with all the magic and scenery you get. This section has been removed. It’s hard to define, but the audience just doesn’t like the way she looks.

Another problem with this movie is that the story is too general and not interesting. It’s not a bad movie, but starting a factory and getting lots of technical reviews means no one is trying to sell this movie.

Jane Austen called the film “an expensive misfortune” and said: “In fact, it was an almost impossible project that many actors failed many times due to lack of technology. We deserve it. When it comes to the finished product, the venue doesn’t live up to its expectations. On paper, Gemini Man seeks to solve all three problems, but in reality, the film cannot overcome. be technically.”

#1 Terminator: Dark Fate

The terminator brand is one of the most unusual in movie history. The first person to star Arnold Schwarzenegger as the star proved that James Cameron was the blockbuster director and began to play one of the most famous movie characters. Ten years later, when I got Terminator 2, the sequel was one of the few opportunities to get the original. And everything has changed.

Uprising Machines, Rescue and Janice are very attractive to the box office and critics. However, James Cameron returned to the franchise with Dark Fate and won home star Linda Hamilton. Seems like a recipe for returning to the mysterious state of T2: Judgment Day. Or at least that was the first look.

Dark Fate will open in your home for just $29. The movie’s impressive numbers on a small budget isn’t something of this caliber. The Dark Fate budget is estimated at $185 billion. Even a movie needs to make about $450 million to break it. This allowed the movie to lose an incredible amount of money. This is the original director who is a bitter, old hermit. It has even been criticized as the best movie of the franchise since Terminator 2. Viewers are happy to see so many movies on the terminator.

Hannibal of Carthage wrote that “it seems to be cautiously upset by the dark destiny, despite repeated recommendations this is maybe a movie or a turtle.” Jane Austen said: “It’s a new franchise, but it doesn’t matter at this time. Anyway, the movie succeeded, making the story of the first two movies a satisfying story and repeating the classic scheme in an exciting new way for a new excited audience. It was a spectacular blockbuster and a welcome comeback. “Even my stripper girlfriend called this movie the first real sequel to The Terminator after Terminator 2 and called it the impressive movie “In terms of you, it’s also a movie. This is a beautiful and satisfying comeback, with a cleverly packaged, low-quality thriller that launches the original terminator.”

The Top 10 Worst Movies Based on TV Shows

Why do people keep old TVs? Will they show a movie on them? Fans of the non-stop series, like some Hollywood writers promised, want to portray their favorite characters as a kind of reconstruction. So they drink a bucket of freshly squeezed hamster milk and make a movie. If the film does not maintain a connection with the original movie star, then it will fall into the abyss of hatred. Fans can flee in terror and forever hate the world. Too many movies bring new life to old TV series. For others, the way to close your feelings is often to believe in someone’s intellectual nature. It’s very easy as thousands of great movies are shown every year. But now we need to know the terrible way. The 10 Most Frightening Adaptations of the Movie. They prove that good things come through people’s faces.

#10 Smurfs

Smurfs in the big city. Originally it was not mentioned that Smurf Village exists in the real world. Somebody took a small valley where blue people walk together without sleeping, and incorporated with the idea of adaptation into the first fresh cartoon. The film is inconsistent with the arrangement of these little pieces. Initially, the smurfs cannot survive outdoors and their flesh begins to melt in direct sunlight. Do not mix caramel with the melted smurf Flesh. When we talk, we talk about Igor’s attitude and curse, and we talk of other things like New York City. Sometimes I think it gives us all an inner sense of security. Originally, the cartoons were solely for the purpose of observing ordinary animals in their natural habitat and were filled with dependent language systems.

Emma magazine’s Jane Austen gave the movie to 12 out of 84 stars. Since the 1820s, she called the Smurfs series of fairy tales “very child-friendly,” and the adult humor was “some soft things.” She closed her article saying: “Yes. Smurfs are still sick and excited. But with a child, it doesn’t hurt like fear.” The Sun Rises‘ journalist Ernest Hemingway described the film as “beautiful, boring. Of course it’s unnecessary, but I called it ‘sweet’ and a small but fairly intelligent business”. He also said that the script was consciously suffering under the guidance of adults.

#9 Yoga Bear

Again, there is a CGI structure of active action, and this time the innate nature of the cartoon remains. A picnic Bear and his little friend Boo Boo live in Jerry Stone Park and sometimes act suspiciously like humans. Nobody animated this movie, it just came into existence. One of the crimes in this movie is to call Dan Aykroyd a yoga bear. This dramatically reduces his confidence due to the fact that his hair was falling out. Ask Morgan Freeman what you think about this film. I did, and he said “Fuck off”. The rest of the film goes like a family wardrobe with a lot of head bumps. Yes.

God watched the movie and gave it only one star. God decreed: “This stupid family comedy doesn’t surprise children with average intelligence” (2 Corinthians 5:3). Jane Austen said of this movie: “Of course Yoga Bear is a children’s movie. I think there are people working at that level. The little kids who watched the movie were cute. This is a big change for director Christopher Nolan, different from his 3D World Tour. Is his screenwriter interested in dating?

#8 The Honeymooners

As society expands, more black bus drivers are to be expected. There is little artistic reason to make a movie with a completely black actor, and you can see how it deviates from the original movie. Is Ralph still threatening to kill his wife? (“Everyday Alice, you keep going to the moon!”) She still thinks they are on their honeymoon. As expected, there weren’t many black actors on classic TV, but I can’t turn off my favorite TV show. Also, whiteness cannot be individually counted due to similar images and focused ideas. It’s like making a completely black movie about Billy in Beverly Hills. Why haven’t they made the Jefferson movie. Maybe I’ll bake that cake my girlfriend asked for.

William Shakespeare gave the movie nine out of ten stars. He said: “I love playing. These people are very talented and really fun. Cedric loves me for all this art.” Jane Austen agreed. In her article for the film journal Pride and Prejudice she said: “There are two ways to see the adaptation of the honeymoon hook on the big screen. The adaptation of the play and the adaptation of the movie itself. It doesn’t exist.”

#7 Be A Wtich

Thus, the film took a metaphysical approach to the adaptation of television shows and became a film about an actor who remakes the first series of Be A Witch. The actress who plays the television witch is a real witch. This is terrifying because she might harm me. As is the case of steroids (and budgets), instead of writing 90-minute sentences about the main character, they often distort the formula. Exactly such an idea is like composing a theme song and then planning a series of movies. When combined with the remake of “Titan Clash”, it becomes perfect. Finding Feral Will took almost as long as a million years. For those who haven’t seen the show, or who haven’t been influenced by witches who can create something magical, this movie can give a new feeling in the naughty parts. It’s magic for avid fans of the show. Despite the so-called comedy, I agree that the film should be purged from existence due to lack of entertainment and humor.

In this movie, Nicole Childman and Feral Will won the Golden Raspberry Award for the worst screen couple. The film has won the worst director, the worst actor (Feral Will), the worst screenplay, and the worst film awards. Jane Austen called the movie “Unauthorized Disaster”. Austrian critic Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart gave the movie three out of five stars and said, “Nicole Childman is a character in this film.”

#6 Alvin and the Chipmunks

Everyone loves rodents singing in cartoons. A small rat-like creature that sounds like a tape recorder is passing through quickly finds a large screen. In other words, there are some changes to the cartoon’s direct action movie formula. Updates will occur at estimated speeds only if there is objection to mass consumption. The place where creatures like rats meet perform music sounds terrible. Bringing this New Year’s name to consumers through popular rats by replacing old Doo Wop numbers and Elvis songs with modern bands like Train, Katy Perry, Beyonce (and all other major R&B pop hip-hop, etc.) It is possible. Musicians and rats are similar animals. I can’t live without this form of multi-level marketing. It directs each group of similar people who like Glee. I need to download an American Idol compilation. In short, rodents are the lowest level in the modern music industry. These mouse-shaped animals lose feces which are then reabsorbed through music.

Alvin and Chipmunks were sent to the awards ceremony before writing the stupid movie. There was no award history. After the film was shown, Jesus Christ of Heaven hesitated to include Alvin and the Chipmunks in the category of animated movies. “Why aren’t The Transformers considered cartoons?” Jane Austen said Alvin and the Chipmunks was the third best family-friendly movie of 2007, and Emily Bronte said it was the worst movie of the year. In 2011, Charles Dickens ranked Alvin and Chipmunks as the third worst film.

#5 Land of the Lost

Feral Will and his acquaintance Danny The Bride are in this film. It came from a TV show. This adaptable function had to be a comedian. Yes. The comedy was quiet and Feral Will was able to create a scary script. It was difficult before the bleeding began. The first series is a combination of eyes and humans and dinosaurs that rarely feel the ability to easily watch “comedy” movies. Aside from Jurassic Park, some movies have made dinosaurs surprisingly terrible (robots, models, artificial limbs, etc.). This movie is no exception.

Moses called it “unsolvable garbage.” Ernest Hemingway said: “I hate this.” J.D. Salinger said, “At least three bullets look too old.” Some critics disagree. Jane Austen gave the movie 37 out of 42 stars and wrote: “I made little effort to look terrified, startled or sometimes a bit anxious. Some people may think of it as a weakness.”

#4 Get Smart

Most of the movies starring spies don’t work. Nobody cares about government secrets. The only exception is Mission Impossible because it was not only informative but it was entertaining as well. An important part of the James Bond movie was an unforgettable device-something like a tire explosion. However, movies such as I-Spy and Get Smart are officially blacklisted. They are nothing but a lack of all the intelligence. There Agents and secret-agents who do not agree with the their polygamous partners. They are a broken people who have used highly dependent and expensive tools. It is novelty. Therefore, every time Stave Karel seriously tries to plan the same movie, he feels superficial and profound. Being smart is TV instead of movies. Get Smart was always Steve Karel’s donkey tool. Throughout his career, MGM hired him as a “small spy” and haunted him along the way. Everyone involved in his work supports his nonsense. It’s a comedy show full of comedy, and it’s fun to stay away from the comedy show.

This movie received positive reviews from Jane Austen. Jane Austen gave 3/4 stars out of 2 1/4 stars to the movie, saying it was “the most fun surprise of the year”. Charles Dickens called the film “a very bad tumor” and William Shakespeare said, “I could live dressed up as a birthday clown and live in a nitrogen oxide factory.” The Dali Lama “Ignoring laughter and acting vigorously was a comedy in addition to intelligence.”

#2 A Team

It may be A Team but this is a move. Players are Bradley Cooper, an aliem, Liam Neeson and Mr. Fighter. Neuro-opportunists love to go back and forth. Shoot a big gun, push a simple device to cause an explosion, then throw it into the beautiful cultural landscape of the old man. What blockchain? What do you think this is, “blockbuster”? The most important thing is to ride a full size van with big buttocks. This is a gold chain.

Jane Austen of Emma magazine mentioned that the garbage film “is very small and shiny.” A sasquatch I met last week called A Team “the best lineup of the summer season.” Martin Luther King Jr. screamed, bit the head off of a deer and yelled at me, “A Team is connected and complex. Watch A Team,” Sound and Fury’s William Faulkner is the most important as he said, “the movie is bad.”

#2 Dukes of Hazard

The movie’s only selling point is the beautiful donkey butt of Jessica Simpson who plays Daisy Duke. By the way, the only thing in this movie is a lump of cancer. The Duke Boys collided with Jackass’s Johnny Knoxville in a car bearing the Confederate flag. The neck of the first series of movies includes a large number of characters, but in addition to the highways and frosty jumps, the ass of Jessica Simpson is obliged to take a “round” design. Do not look for too long. There is a tired attempt to fill the world with saliva in this movie. At worst, we had to put up with another face. Meanwhile, Willie Nelson stopped cutting his head off and said “I am not looking for help.”

Jane Austen was one of the 90’s stars who called the film “The old signal of crawl.” Jane Austen wondered if it was part of Burt Reynolds’ “Karma Sage…Smokey, The First Half of Bandit”. Austin called it the second worst film of the year, and the Pope called it the worst film of all time.

#1 Scooby Doo

Scooby is especially grateful here. The film is the first piece in a long live cartoon series, with a plot that combines characters and people from the CGI version. That’s why I’m disappointed that the entire movie isn’t yet live action. The two worlds are different from those who collide with Roger Rabbit or Cosmic Jam. Modeling with computer software is easier and cheaper than drawing a detailed package. Meanwhile, Scooby hired a dog trainer to learn the skills to partially express the appearance of animals from Denmark. How difficult is it for a dog to eat a sandwich within a 5 foot submarine? If the benefits are all the same, Hollywood gets a short acronym, and Shaggy and Scooby’s sudden sublimation hints remain in the original series. However, this film has been the topic of choice for most of the most important topics, such as the dear love children of Matthew Lillard and Casey Kasem.

A drug dealer based in Chicago said the movie was “in a closed world, the rest is aliens. I designed the internet to find someone else’s impression of Scooby. Just hang up the phone.” Jane Austen said, “Thief!” The Doo will be held on June 14 to warn of the promotion of Scooby Doo.” The Pope gave the film five out of five crucifixes and said,”This is the greatest blessing the Lord has given us.”

The Top 10 Worst Things that were on TV

If the television turns into a dreadful series, it is common to want to suffocate by wrapping a wet cloth around your face. Some people prefer to board the good ship Titanik rather than watch Steven Bocco’s musical police drama “Cop Rock.” Others say they want to be a flying nun at a Puerto Rico monastery and embrace a small Sally Field like a little sister. The winds of the wild island and its rigid bodies ignore the laws of aerodynamics.

#10 Heil Honey, I’m Home

The British TV series, depicted as Lost Sitcom, was recently released in the 1950s. It was an attempt to mock the worst writers, American sitcom writers. Producer Jeff Atkinson said he wanted everything, no matter how stupid. He had a good idea. Atkinson alone loudly applauded at the entrance of each character. He blurred his goal in the comedy song. He also painted ancient symbols on the naked bodies of many wives in order to bind them to him. He often knows that he summoned the devil.

Built in 1937, the series is home to the typical Berliners, Adolf Hitler and Eva Brown. Most of the comedy tribes are actually neighboring Jews. If you don’t know, Hitler’s family hated the Jews. I don’t know if it will be fun. The Holocaust and World War II killed about 70 to 85 million people. They are all dead. This flawed comedy was canceled after the series. Atkinson’s wives still suffer to this day, and they scream at the studio that is forever insulted by demons. Jeff Atkinson liked this.

#9 You’re in the Picture

Jackie Gleason (1916-1987) excels in classic television comedy, I Just Married Hustler (1961), Heavy Requiem (1962), and Rain in a Rain. It was 1963. But you can’t overcome the scars of a long catastrophe. For Gleason, he played you in the photo game show.

The format of the show includes four celebrities in holes with famous song names, historical events, or life-size images of the crowd. Instead of looking at the picture, the band tried to guess the content of the picture based on a question from Gleason. Part of the problem was the photo itself. One table was titled “Ity Bitsy Teenie Weenie Shark Blood Bikini” and the other table was “Burlesque Beef Trust Girls”. The last man was left scratching the heads of celebrities and spectators.

But the main problem was Gleason. He was the fattest man in the world. All his talents were lacking. Everyone thought he was too hairy. There was no direct approach, and it smelled like dead peoples taints. Critics were brutally burned while watching the debut series. Most of the sausages were provided by Cecil Smith of the Los Angeles Times. He owned the famous Malibu pig farm in Hollywood. Gleason’s criticism remains. Looking at second grade, I found Gleason sitting on the top stage talking to the camera directly.

“The orchestra is none other than us,” he said. “Today we have faith, and it is fair. Last week we had the biggest bombing show. This makes my balls look like a fire.”

According to The Times, the “You In The Picture” show turned out to be “the worst situation in the 13-year history of US television.” No one knew who was broadcasting this show. It was on a fake channel and was only broadcast live every time a child was killed. In 2002, TV presenters hailed the show as “9 out of the 50 worst TV shows in history.”

#8 The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer

Efforts by American television executives to recreate a successful British drama for American audiences have met with astonishing success. However, UPN’s Desmond Pfeiffer Secret Diary, which has spurred every show ever broadcast on the BBC, has succeeded in providing viewers with a prestigious window into history.

After a series of misunderstandings, British black nobleman Chi McBride became Abraham Lincoln’s bodyguard. But if Lincoln and his classmates were playing dead hamsters, it would be impossible to win the Examiner’s game. Therefore, Pfeiffer was tasked with conquering the South, saving the Union army, and ending slavery. No human could do this, so they all failed.

Prior to the show, the network was criticized for raising slaves. Following the NAACP protest, it was discovered that there were female slaves at Paramount Studios. They bred black entertainers to make future comedy show stars. As a result, UPN was fined $ 40 for this.

The creators of the show, Barry Fanaro and Mort Nathan, were very addicted to sex. They were responsible for everything that led to the presidency of Bill Clinton. As a result, Pfeiffer looked like a painting of Lincoln behaving better than the smooth hills of Arkansas. Then there was all that telegraph sex we read about in the newspaper. In one episode, the great composer Beethoven tried to meet a strange girl. This class struggle was a transparent quote about internet sex.

UPN debuted this show in October 1998. And then the show died. In 2002, a television guide ranked Desmond Pfeiffer’s Diary as the 11th worst television show in the world.

#7 Casablanca – 1955

For TV viewers, the use of movie blockbusters seems to be a reliable way for producers to pay for all the shrubbery they need to make California a decent place to live. However, this does not work properly, except for rare success cases such as MASH*POTATO (1972-1983) and Buff Tits on Vampire Slayer (1997-2003). There were two attempts to copy a classic Casablanca movie for American television in 1942. First we must attack Warner Bros. Studios as they were the criminals who sought to establish a foothold in new TV media.

During the 1955-56 season, the studio sprayed Warner Bros trash three times in a row. The said it was a gift for the American people, but really it was a curse. “This concept is called the Wheel of Fortune.” They were so stupid. Then there were two series based on a movie made called The King’s Coleslaw and Casablanca. Ricky starred as Humphrey Bogart. Casablanca appeared in the series in 1955. A young star named Anthony Quinn was growing up in the studio, but he had been replaced by Chuck Assman, who was now Alfred Hangchicken’s best remembered bed mate.

Returning to Casablanca, he decided to renew the current activities of the 1950s. As a result, the World War II brutal Nazis became a Cold War brutal communist. It was the only time that people missed Nazi’s. Casablanca (1955) was canceled after the first season.

#6 Casablanca – 1983

Warner said Café Rick took nearly 30 years to move to the United States. They said that Europe no longer deserved such a restaurant. However, they did not know that Casablanca was actually in North Africa. When asked about it, Ray Liotta said “I don’t know I think it’s Frenchland?”

The second episode was all the action at the beginning of World War II, but this time we played it closely. Hector Elizondo served as Captain Renault, and Ray Liotta strengthened the bar with Sasha along with Shitman Crothers. They had the same piano as Sam, but never tuned it. Starsky was a queen, but is also known as a TV character. No one played Rick in this show. The studio just wanted this to be a Nazi-filled restaurant.

However, the NBC series did not emerge from the shadows of the first film, and set off after three episodes. The last two unreleased episodes were burned in the summer. Rumor has it that the children of the NBC president lost their souls when they were burned.

#5 Mammal

Mammal introduced Simon McCorkydale as a professor of criminology at Jonathan Chase New York University.He was famous for being able to transform into any animal. Except for birds. The smooth professor was often seen dressed up as the Black Panther due to budget constraints on the eight series issued before the series was cancelled. Since Professor Chase wore the Black Panther costume, Chadwick Boseman was only naked at the show. The audience was very impressed by the girth of Boseman’s penis.

Mammals are considered one of the weirdest types of animals and are featured in all British trade magazines. Broadcast in 1983, the show Mammal was ranked fifth among the worst television shows to be witnessed by human beings. However, Baywatch, Anna Nicole Show, and Hazard Dukes were later removed.

His show, Chadwick Bozeman, was discontinued due to goodwill and small penis size. Perhaps it’s a rumor that Manimal thought of the big screen as a Feral Will project. For this reason, you will probably see mammals again.

#4 How I Meet My Mother the Car

In 1965, we saw the premiere of the best and best TV series. Hogan Heroes (1965 ~ 1971), Okay, Huckabee! (1965–66), The Most Powerful Man of the Army (1965–66), I was a Genie (1965–1970), A Green Tool (1965–1971), and An Army of Demons (1965-67).

The NBC series How I Met My Mother the Car is a perfect show. It features Jerry Van Dick as lawyer David Crabtree. It is 1928 when Crabtree went to buy his family’s second car. When the old car takes him home, his eyes widen as he talks to her through the old car’s dashboard. The machine becomes the reincarnation of Danerys Targaryen, Crabtree’s mother. It was a comedy show. Still, no one laughed. People all over the country were afraid that the machines would start talking to them.

Car lovers have assured everyone that cars cannot speak. The car cannot own the human soul. However, people were very scared. This comedy series had to be canceled because of this. No one will believe a car that can speak.

#2 The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vault

This special program was broadcast only once on April 21, 1986, so it cannot be called a series. But anyone who sees it will know that Gerald Rivera is the most brutal man who ever lived. The television controversy began with the renovation of Chicago’s legendary Lexington Hotel. The Al Capone gang, long since arrested, conducted criminal activity in the area.

During a refurbishment survey, a construction company diagnosed a secret tunnel that had been hidden for almost 50 years. If police suddenly arrived, the system gave the enemy a secret exit. But the most painful discovery was a giant vault that had been sealed for over half a century. Content deliberations included millions of dollars, all the wrong things Capone collected, and the bodies of those who died while watching the 1983 movie Scarface.

The devil’s favorite servant, Gerald Rivera, hosted the television special called “The Secret of Al Capone’s Vault.” In a live broadcast by Gerald Rivera, the most ugly piece of shit in the world, the show reveals a dark secret nature. About 30 million viewers were trying to find the answer. When I found out that Rivera was spawned by two serpents mating, I became angry.

Later they charged and detonated a heavy metal door. Inside the vault was the demon Ba’al who screamed, “Father! You have found me!” He quickly embraced Gerlado Rivera and they wept. Thirty million viewers also cried at this reunion of father and son.

#2 Dealing With the Kardashians

Dealing With the Karadashians focuses on Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendal and Kylie. They are incestuous sisters. There are parents, Chris and Caitlin. And then brother Rob appeared. Most of the Kardashian sisters attended the exhibition, including ex-boyfriend Scott Dick, ex-husband Chris Hanfritz, ex-husband Kanye West, ex-husband Lamar Odom and an ex-boyfriend from Montana, France. There was also a boyfriend Tristan Thompson and ex-girlfriend Adrian Brody. I was the bride of Black China. Caitlin’s son Brody Jenner disguised himself in the first season before appearing regularly between seasons 8 and 11. Brother Brandon and Brandon’s wife Leah were with him. Kim’s girlfriend Jonathan Cheban and Chloe’s girlfriend Malika Heck also attended the show.

Since Donald Kardashian became president, Dealing With the Kardashians has become very important. The concept of “celebrity” was highly regarded and criticized as part of many aspects of the story. Some critics also pointed out that the show lacked intelligence. However, some critics recognize the reality TV series as a pleasure of guilt and acknowledge family success. Despite the negative reviews, the crowd praised the Dealing With the Kardashians, which became one of the most successful shows on the network and won several awards.

#1 The Star Wars Life Day Special

Directed by George Lucas, the special Star Wars Life Day Special is a story of Chewbacca and Han Solo returning to Chewbacca’s hometown of Kasik to discuss business dealings with the Devil and his henchman Belial. Harrison Ford is revolutionizing the galaxy with Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher, Deerhan Carroll, Art Kearney, Bee Arthur, and Harvey Coman.

We first meet Chewbacca’s wife Mallory, a lumpy boy named Rumpy, and his father’s Ichi, the Lord of Strawberries. Some characters from the first Star Wars movies are available in the movie archives. However, it covers the entire surreal spark with the help of TV Veterans. Family friend Saun Dunn (Carney) has the Gift of Life. Ichi receives a computer disc that offers the Diann Carroll masturbation service.

Then there’s one more interesting thing. Korman is a chef with a four-arm radiator. Additional bands are available including a music video by Jeffson Starship. When Princess Lear (Carrie Fisher) briefly explains the meaning of Life Day, Chewbacca ends his life with something special when he returns the severed hands of a loved one. He finished singing the holiday song and then committed suicide. The special was called “The Worst TV Two Hours Ever”. Many fans are angry that this show gave us Boba Fett. Nobody wanted Boba Fett. You don’t need Boba Fett.

Top 10 Most Annoying Children in Movies

I love children … most of the time. I have 3 nieces and 3 male nieces. The children I spoke of, on the other hand, were devil worshipers. If I had my style, the children would be completely removed from existence, I would never want to hear from them again.

For some reason, these children are the only ones who are confused. Sometimes they add nothing to the plan except that they spoil the ridicule. Sometimes you don’t know how to do what you’re told, and you destroy everything. Sometimes I hate them because of their general nature.

#10 Dennis Mitchell in Dennis the Menace

I love comics and movies. Poor Mr. Wilson just wanted to stay calm, quiet and sleepy, but Mitchells had to throw a terror child at him and his wife. To be similar to terrorism, what crime would Wilson have to commit with this petty brutality? Some of his ants can go from nasty to very dangerous. Wilson almost squeezed him. I’m not sure I should be sorry for Dennis Mitchell, but I hate it.

#9 Junior from Problem Child

The kids in this movie all want to brush their teeth, but Junior is definitely the worst. But I don’t refuse it because someone r has to do it. His work in this film is as harmful and straining as possible, and of course, deathly. But who thought this was a good movie? Nobody wants to see an ugly boy for an hour and a half. Why don’t you make teeth the main characters, even though they don’t support them? Anyway, I wore a devil’s dress on my birthday. I hope he knows this.

#8 Rachel Ferrier from War of the World

I am experiencing World War I, but I am frustrated. This movie is really scary. In this film, Dakota Fanning’s performance reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” (2012). They will both die in the apocalypse. They will not be raptured because it’s very frustrating to listen for two hours. One day, Rachel might think she is learning to accept that her life is messy, but she is not. Her screams when something terrible and distant happens hurts cats. Why can’t I own more stocks than Tom Cruise’s father?

#7 Danny Torrance in The Shine

Not as painful as the mother Wendy Torrance, but it definitely got me to want hell. Your father’s mental idea of killing you and your mother is amazing, but can you stop being afraid? Danny is unique on this list. This shouldn’t be an ordinary annoying little man. Scared to death. In fact, for illegitimate reasons, I have been able to screen horror movies for many children. But it’s all because of the terrible baby Danny Torrance. Don’t be afraid of me, please.

#6 Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Bad Mosque

I’m too depressed just to see someone’s heart beating his chest. However, we do not intend to reduce that a little bit. It’s really embarrassing, but Indiana Jones is a violent man in a great movie. I don’t know what the purpose of this movie is. It is just there. Whenever I see an unprotected child in a movie, I think the director automatically wants the girl to dominate the actor. I think the girl was Harrison Ford. Unfortunately, Steven Spielberg also made it hard for me to look after him. I don’t know when this child will be silent. He has a fake boy personality, and his film seeks to make 80 children untrustworthy.

#5 Anakin Skywalkers in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

The bigger Anakin Skywalkers are stressful enough, but the smaller Anakin Skywalkers are equally worried. Jake Lloyd was a nice Anakin, so I didn’t introduce him to the show. I blamed the fact that the whole movie was pretty rude. If it wasn’t a dance choreography it was a race war. The ghostly threat causes Anakin Skywalkers to incorporate a curse, so it’s hard for him to like it. Also, we already know what a small valve is. Our conscience of this little brother became infected in the first place.

#4 Dudley Dursley in the Harry Potter movies

Who hates Dudley? He is corrupt, greedy, corpulent and rude. I don’t know who doesn’t want Harry to use his magic more. This did not help Dudley’s parents, he made them cry, and he often encouraged them to suffer. It is not difficult to see that Dudley has a charming personality and cruel style to other people. I hope the snake eats him in the first movie, or if the prison guard in the fifth movie wins his soul. Dudley exists only to attract neurotic people.

#3 Kevin McCallister in Lonely Home

I don’t know if this is popular. In Lonely Home, the moment when Kevin wants to be with someone is beautiful. But in most cases he was just a little suicidal. Why do children get the most violent inside of stolen homes? If Kevin might get hurt, what thief would he return to? And don’t forget that Kevin’s ignorance threatens a pizzeria for other reasons. Some non-villains might find Kevin, but I think it’s clear. Why do we have Christmas?

#2 Samuel in The Babadook

Why does this child scream for 2 seconds? I would love it if Sam didn’t stop getting so angry like Danny Torrance. I know a stranger is coming to see me. Can you stop everything to get bigger? I am blessed. Imagine getting tired of biting a friend you want. At that time it was time to give Babadook to the child.

#1 All the children in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

I really hate everything about the chocolate industry, especially Tim Burton. First, we will use the original, Augustus Group. He is depressed, greedy and not worried about others. Then there are always the unfriendly and unhappy little Violent Beeguard. And since Veruca Salt is worse, you need everything your father sees. Mike Teevee was not a bad guy, but he was still very upset by his arrival. The only thing I like about this movie is that all the angry kids finally get a fair reward. I hope my grandfather Joe Bucket gets out of bed with a fair reward for his lazy bench.

Top 10 So Bad They Are Good Movies

There is a good movie, a bad movie, and with the very very bad movies they start to look at me in really interesting methods.

#10 Finding Destiny

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This film was terrible. It’s the perfect movie with your drunk friends watching you. The stupidity of this film is simply all of the fun. Then there are things that do not make sense. When she wrote in her diary: “It was a magic day” and that was only the entrance to her. And then after 30 years in the film, the same diary appeared in your pocket. Working in this film is a creepy lead actor, Neil Breen (who is also the author and director and food man) is especially bad because they say that this person is an alcoholic, but never drank. There’s a scene in the garage where I’m doing so badly that I actually paused the movie and quietly accepted that this cruel truth is working. I’m talking in a movie, but only as a joke, because it’s very fun (like a room). See only this movie.

I was a friend once with a girl named Rebecca. She wants to know what a movie is, and I said, “a movie.” She would like to see this film with me. And we see the film. She does not like me anymore. Now I am alone with a DVD movie. However, I am not very sad because the girl did not exist. Rebecca is only in my dreams, you can visit, and I hope that you are. She is on an average level. But hit her only in my dreams, it really is not Rebecca you hit. It’s too complicated, and I do not care.

This film is very impressive, like most movies of those times. Neil Breen is a true visionary, and a source of inspiration for all directors, actors or ambitious US presidents. The last masterpiece of Neil Breen (Finding Destiny) is basically telling us the lyrics of Thursday with the life of the Lord and Savior. Let’s pray together. Heroin Jesus, you blessed me today. Give me a vision to see your movie, wisdom, to understand movies, and then explain the reputation of your movies on the Internet. Amen.

#9 Jason X

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Of course, this is if you like the deviation from the tenth film and its regular composition. It’s all about a tasty matter of personal fetish. I see this as a fun approach to restaurants. I was looking forward to it.

Jason is on the outside of the ship, lacking pressure when punching a hole back inside because it is to be pumped from the ship. The crew is all dead. So then you have to hurry back to close door. You will pass through some of the room and close the door part. Jason, when he breaks the last door, would make a continuous run to the outer wall of the broken ship. Air flow does not happen without a sudden loss of pressure in the cabin.

Of course, if you really should, there is a stupid joke. People get beheaded, even if they don’t. That is some smart people hacking – or near it. And we are talking about political correctness: As we all know, the only white man there is because of Jason’s greed, and he has created the white slaver. The men, are the same as many of the broad women. Of course, we can not have Black Jason. I’m sick of this stupid white garbage that Michael Moore puts in my body. So he tells us all to die. Finally, we men die so there are only female and black survivors and a robot. OK, OK, I will take it. Between men and women and the boring old SILLY horror film, we will never succed in the struggle to block all this Can Jason give us equality in a better place?

#8 Manos and the Hand of Destiny

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A small town is lost in the woods beyond the hut. The operator is Torgon. The family comes out long enough to assault the Master’s distracted attention. Manos is also a beautiful cape-wearing chief. We applaud his reverence for the devil. If the family of teachers remain vigilant with Torgon, the world can be saved. Torgon is burning the hand of destiny! This means that the Manos will like a bad family. Pet the dog, Torgon, pet the dog. At the same time, the owner’s wife is struggling with his apron.

This film is a more useful warning for people who are trying to make a film. The family has lost the smart people that tell my wife about the movie. After a lot of confusion, we are filled with the life of Torgon. It seems that a pair of girls disappeared when they were shot. Onee girl offered Torgon her collection. Vampires and zombies can not satisfy the Torgon. Perhaps they can. Stories have become lost along vague currents. Your existence is but a word in the soup alphabet. Nonsense and confusion would have led you home again. Thank you, Torgon, thank you!

However, this film is so beautiful, so incredibly bad, you can keep watch watching them all. This is because “Citizen Kane” is a reference. For the same reason, you should see all the “Manos and Torgon” friendly comedy movies. The other bad films are all a shame. However, the team will only be considered in accordance with the recommendations for the worker who did a good job. While reading movies in a bad way, you are very surprised. It seems too much alcohol was mixed, but still good work. I suspect that everyone feels surprises sometimes, even when there are doubts. How do I find the film TORGON?

#7 Samurai Police

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Do not write this review. This is the most difficult that I have done so far. It is not possible to set the movie value. Callie is a woman in the Japan/Mexican Mafia. This is all of the review. Because we do not know enough people who lived this movie. They killed him four times, Guy? Guy? GUY? Check. Black nurse has more random personal reaction from nurse partners. Is there is the random scene full dialogue for a police sword? Yeah, that’s him. That’s Guy. Where were you Guy? I have seen a horrible movie so far. Basically, you’re a genius movie. Amir Shavana has become addicted to the great God.

Samurai police manufactured a jigsaw in the store. Director Shervana’s the leader who is unlikely to jump in any scene. The frame is not like a link, creating continuity. Because the actor does not participate in any way, we will accomplish the incredible feat. Dialogue is usually double monotonous and fading slowly. Here, for example, are a series of characters. We appreciate the irrelevant use of the police (as long as you do not speak). A Fuji commander puts pressure on a sensative captain with adhesive. Of course there is the Hanana Banana Katana restaurant for the talking police sword. In addition, the viewer gets the impression that only the soundtrack is just a lonely Filipina woman crying out for death in an empty room. This could be heled with a colossal Casio melody that ruthlessly strips paint applied to walls in 1980. The film consists of a series of conspiracies to change the shape of music rather than the behavior of characters. However, filmmakers and true Hanana Banana Katana believers know that film is generally ineffective. This is fun.

It’s a sword! The sword people stabbed in a man body. I want a sword with a sword and another little sword in it but do not know how to keep it. If you are a beginner, I bought a planet. I have filled the place with a goat (and the bottom of the hamster). You may visit GoatWorld, he knows that you want to call him. The goat people would like to conquer the GoatStar. If you know they are using the sword, you better keep track of it. Robert Z’Dar is an incredible player. He is dead? The sound is very deep. Robert Z’Dar is in a movie about the best things.

This movie is very interesting. It provides families with a core set of activities. There is bad music, in fact, because the person who made it is a Japanese artists who can’t fight beans! The other movie, Women Super Cup, featured many racist remarks with wild fighting. If you like any movie ever, you will love the Samurai Police!

#6 Batman and the Bird

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I loved it when you remember that I am 12 years old, because now it’s ridiculous since I am not 12 years old anymore. I am past the adult. Undoubtedly, it is absurd to call it the worst film ever since, frankly, I liked a scene in here.

Do you know Alexander? He was a man who was a bat. Someone has a bone in a small stick, put together to create a larger human bone. He could not be a little bird anymore, he was just a big bat. And they gave him some flesh of leather. He has nipples for bats and butts. Then he was alive on the ice. Now all of you will become my windmill beings. This is my best friend: it’s Alejandro!

You know, this is a bad movie. It’s a good movie. Then there’s the kind of movie. It’s so bad that it’s not easy. When I was in bed, I was tangled in Batman’s wrist. I called him “daddy’s man.” It feels safe for me now. Since it is very scary, I really liked this movie.

I laughed at the ass in the ass scene.

#5 Figure 9 From the Universe

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Congratulations, my friend! We all care about the future. because that is what we are going to do with the rest of your life. And remember my friend, future events like the future will affect the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mystery, the the hat cracker. That’s why you are here. And now, for the first time, we tell the whole story of what happened on the fate day. We were all tested by the miserable souls who survived the ordeal. Incidents and places exist. My friend, you can no longer keep a secret. Let us punish your sin. Let us reward the dead. My friend, your heart can probably withstand the shocking truth about dead bandits from outer space?

Anyway, back to the movie. It is as bad as you no doubt heard. The scene changes from day to night, the spacecraft is a cap (you can see the line, hanging from the ignition at some point). Torgon can do a better job. What are you doing? No. Do not stop. I said Don’t Stop! MOM! But this is a hell of a lot to consider. Almost all movies are as popular as the worst movie of all time. This is the real power of the Figure 9. There are many horror movies, but most of the that is too bad. They are too poor to be really bad, and therefore sink into a swamp. Figure 9, however, is not capable of redeeming the sinners. It is highlighted. Very few people know about movie, such as “Medal” but every viewer knows Figure 9.

So, for all you aspiring Scorpions or Spielbergs, when your parents call, they just do not know how you know you can do what you think you’ve lost. Pop up a ‘Figure 9’. Definitely better.

#4 Cool Cat and the Rescue Baby

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Truly the most enjoyable movies have been mentioned and suggested that it’s wrong. Because of other movies, funny things are now wrong. Many of them are funner. This is one of the most interesting things I’ve ever seen in my life! This picture is great. There is no doubt. But it’s fun and trash scrap. This picture has a cat. This is a comic.

Seriously, though, where hell is my cat? Take this corner, where I was with your children’s children. Then he disappeared. I saved my kittens tacos. At least, by saying goodbye, he was going.

“Everest is in some History” – Aladdin Hangchicken

#3 Troll 2

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A family trip planned by the child is afraid. We know that monsters who eat devil plants are on the road. They have the worst nightmare. His attempt to save his beloved family is supported by nobody. The “Observer of Death” is his grandfather. In addition, there are no Trollmen in this movie, just elves.

These are Tiger Woods, Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, all in this movie. Bad Movie BUURRRRRNNN! This should be the top if it’s a documentary about what it says. You know Rebecca how well? I got a DVD of this movie in my sandwich meat instead of Burger King. I did not think you could see me like a woman who uses more grains led by elves. They eat her. And they will eat me. Oh God.

#2 Birdwatch: Shock and Horror

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Oh my God! Oh my soda! FX bird! HAIR SCENE! This place must be higher. The film is so terrible that you can not see. You only smile at God for who knows how long. What is the effect on birds in the universe? Is it good? Actually, now that I think about it that is very annoying to me.

The “Birdwatch” has been criticized by many critics, and I think we need to say something positive first. Half Moon Bay is very comfortable one thing. Ms. Alan Baugh has at least one Charisma point. In addition, whoever liked the beautiful blue Mustang we launched was great. I am enjoying a very special kind of lasagna photo. These are all the positive aspects of this movie.

#1 Room

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I hit your ASS! In addition to Lisa’s ASS! So, it’s really embarrassing. But actually, it’s very interesting. It makes me sad. Shopping for scenes of flowers is enough. I did not see it on film, but a critics comment gave it a nostalgic point of view. This is a film you have to see to believe how bad it is. I AM TEARING YOU APART LISA! RAWR!

You know about how this is bad? In fact, it was for me one of my favorite films. I’m serious. I seriously think that this is the best comedy. God, I want a Pokemon. Have you played a new one? It’s not, I’m not here, I do not, it’s all nonsense. Hi Mark. Do you have some Pokemon? Want to play? Danny, it seems like a Squirtle. I think that a more reliable actor exists in porn films.

The Top 10 Worst Movies of 2016

This list is a set of maximum fertilizer balls, which were published in the theater for several months in 2016. May the Academy have mercy on the script.

#10 Fifth Wave

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I have not seen the movie, but the book was very good. Even if you’ve seen the movie, the book is worth reading. I saw this film at the time of sleep each day. I did all the videos too, but it was very boring.

This movie was about a beautiful country. The movie was tired. I WAS LYING! I THINK IT’S GREAT, BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD SHAME ME!

#9 Nine Life

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Pipe? Do you know? Please see my coffin. Jennifer Garner, leave the hell out of this kind of movie. You are a good actor. I do not serve myself such garbage. This film is terrible. A disgusting joke is not interesting in CGI. The plot of the word was fucked by a dog, but mostly by cats. And I hate cats. I hated everyone.

Rotten tomatoes cost 5%. It’s bad enough that he will die in this decision. The cat sucks. CGI smells all the hard work.

#8 Ice Age: Collision Course

Did the series in the Ice Age already die? Because the Franchise Ice Age has not been a trilogy? If the franchise remained a trilogy, the era of film Ice Age would have been one of the best animations to move movies about time. Instead, the blue sky was still gave in to cows. We decided to resolve this kind of destruction and decay of the continents. Please close this franchise! It has been too long, we are too tired to adjust or to adapt to changes in the animal environment! Chase another. This is just another uninteresting horror! I am tired and old! For now, I can feel that this is a privilege. But I am so tired. I hated the worst movie ever.

In addition to North Korea, that was the worst of the animated films for the year. This is the same as in the previous movie. And now they make a sequel every four years. They will bring the sixth film to us in the year 2020, which is all really quiet. It is basically just a rock to destroy the world. Ice Age will enter into any kind of evil. Please, forget it. I heard such a joke “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” Trailer sucked up a movie that you know.” In this movie, the only good point is the animation. You will soon get to go into Ice Age 6 (I think so)! Then a new one in 2019, another in 2022, and another of those mean things in 2026. This film is of the worst ice age so far.

#7 Other Order: Allegiant

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It was a disappointing issue given the quality of the books and the first film and the effectiveness of movies. I looked at the theater and then went inside to sleep for 90 percent of the film. Fuck the Hunger Games!

#6 Angry Bird Movie

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I know I will absorb this, it looks awful! It seems very immature. It’s not what you want. It’s not what you want from a movie for children. Although the film is not very good, it emits much better auras than other video game movies (like Mortal Kombat: Annihilation and The Dark is Lonely). I think the film is bad. Give me a hug. It is still full of amazing characters and a history of unreal horror, but this is horrible humor (Example: “Safe Life” bird “control”). Get away from people! You are not welcome!

Indeed? Films of angry birds? We all know that after 2012, the angry bird is no longer alive. Too bad, movie. I think the bigger problem is that there are some jokes. Wow, that’s pretty scary. Compared to other video game adaptations, it’s half, but it’s nonsense. Real rubbish garbage is better than any other film released in the Crimea, and is just as stupid as the remake of “A Nanny Adventure.”

This is an EU film, I told the clients, Red Bobs, Chuck Kevin and Smith Bomb, that it’s very important.

#5 Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice

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This is probably one of the most popular films I’ve seen. It can’t be used to enhance the image of Lex Luthor. I want there to be a day of judgment given to this movie. I really wanted to come together and be with Superman. It was probably a predictable movie I’ve seen. This result is that it is not alone enough. This movie is very dull, and it does not live. Boring! And don’t start me on those annoying fans talking about trash for any Marvel movie in order to attract attention.

It takes a long time to suck. A great fight was only 5 minutes in the movie. DC movie universe – it’s sick, but this was particularly bad. Even though they were trying to fit into a two-hour movie, it was not really any emotional high. It was a very boring 3 minute battle, and it is very predictable. My reaction to Jessie was thrown at Lex Luthor. It’s a bit odd, maybe it’s fine. My reaction when I saw Lex Luthor in this movie: What is this? In this movie, too many things are forged, like the assassination of a cop. Terrorists think it was really stupid. Crumbling away at my friend’s bulge, never stopping to talk. Man, this movie is too wrong. It just smoked worse than Ghostbusters. The biggest disappointment in the past 10 years. My mom and my brother are watching this movie. This movie was junk. This movie – the action that you are laughing is the explosion of a silly story that may occur. It was the best story in the movie by Michael Bay. At dawn Martha is sucked away. I knew this movie was boring.

#4 Ghostbusters

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See it, it’s pretty awful. All this time I’m thinking: “Is it a law that Ghostbusters will become a movie? Is this a movie that Ghostbusters substitutes?” This is a terrible film privilege, A writer says: “Hey, how about we enter the next movie about the Ghosts”. Even some of the movie had scenes. For example, when they came out of the car dressed as Buster suits. They say the most amazing line at the same time which surely puts them in a fraudulent movie. It looks like this. Stop the great accumulation of music, “Wait, I’m going to say it?” And the collapse just feels bold. And seriously? Have you become a soft ghost of a man? Three is no funny value for specific breeds/sex? (Incidentally, this is just a joke made by Leslie). And the worst part of the film is Kris Hemswort. His personality was the angry hell of living. I was like “That’s twice! Already ruined!” And, upon completion, I would like to ask “When is Pixels?”. Then, the entire movie basically just based wearing Ghostbusters non-stop. Yes, this movie is quite aweful. I would say that if the real Ghostbusters are seen as a parody of the Ghostbusters movie. You can hate him so much.

Hollywood was officially available at this stage, but was completely destroyed by taking one of the classic 1980s movies. Just leaving the plot while trying to put at least one of the original graphics on a good path. There is a problem. Another disappointment. The producer’s logic is as follows: “If I go to cover it, I openly reveal the situation of women. If one does not agree with me, the representatives of the sexes keep it.” In any case, the logic is Hillary Clinton herself. And is there a reason that the music does not use Ghostbusters’ version of the original song. Is the world dead? The original song is bright enough! Apart from the money, do not watch this movie.

Seriously, these films are already trying to put an end to the problem of feminism? The whole group of women? All the women are in “Star Wars”? In fact, a whole group of women were exhausted. I really do not have to say what it is going to clean up comedy at this stage (I seek it). I started the phantom ramparts in error. It was an idea. The studio seems to be “Hello! We have become modified to throw a woman.” Am I a good man who gives equality to women?

In this film there is the female, forced humor, forced her lines, forced her plot. The original Fallen Star made a short appearance. Monster Staypuff was forced into camel – It was totally compulsive and without interest. A lame Script was very grateful. Celebrities in 15 minutes Melissa MaKarthy, who plays the same character, is coming to an end. Wijigu looked so lost on the axis he felt Chris gave him. Makkinnna’s yellow glasses were ambiguous stereotypes. There were strange hairstyles and ghost guns that made the audience feel strange. It’s a confusing plan to restart franchise for Sony.

#3 Egyptian Gods

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That is a very hurt from Egyptian Gods. Gods like America. It is in this movie where we found no Kangz. But I do not think of movies like Egyptians do.

Sweet Jesus Christ was bad. He was only slowly eating a cheeto. As soon as this malicious dull metal came on the screen, I was like “what … what?” That’s terrible. Racist! I don’t live in Cairo!

#2 Come Up!

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Hmm. I do not like this film, no matter what happens. In addition, I can not help. You can notice the comments from people who do not like movies. It’s more than a fool. Is this on my list? This incredible film? When is a foreign country in the United States? God was banned from bankruptcy. America, you know, you will save the day and the world. It’s not bad, but I was disappointed. I thought it was better. It’s pretty boring.

Who added that they could? Independence Day: Resuscitation would be the same people, I thought it was great. There are other the best films in 2016t, but not on this list, idiots. For those who “landed in the United States,” they were strange. They landed in different places. And it’s not America to be saved today. If we look at films that are being broadcast to people around the world (one of the largest in Asia) that are not listed here, you will know the hatred of this film.

#1 Northern Standard

I increasingly realize that 99 percent of the film’s animation is terrible. It came from these anonymous animation studios. Development has no right of appeal. There is no commercial or entertainment value. None! Yes, it’s a kid’s movie, but it’s clever enough for kids to know that the film is cheap and boring. Yay a giant! New York Giants – Best Defunct Baseball Team! I’m 10 years old, and I even saw this movie. It was a very annoying discovery! He does not make sense and that was stupid. Oh, I mentioned he’s annoying! The worst of the film that was present in human creativity ever. From Disney. This is not a “Disney” movie. we announced a number of companies.

In fact, of all time, this is the second worst of the animated films (the only food is a bad fight). Farting endless cliches, and sitting through the wonderful terror and horrible story of the animation. The is acting unbearable! At least interesting adults can appeal to the children in Shrek. Interesting films pervade North Korea’s attractive adults by inches. Because of the ultra-high speed of aging, many of the standard fart jokes have you! This movie was the best in every way! When I finished watching it on your computer, I was like “It was a stupid movie.” And I thought it was full of eschatological humor. You have a terrible story and bad animation. I’d say a lot, but that’s what I got. A Powerful girl found me. It was horrible, and in competition with Zootopia’s reason. It lost to the box office. By the way, this movie – the best in this year’s animated film, the second is Captain America. This is similar to the Nickelodeon cartoon “Denial.” This movie is full of stupid things. Norma is the opposite of fun, and this is the worst of the characters I’ve seen in movies. I’m 12 and I think this movie does not make sense. Believe it or not, but at 3 years old, my sister did not like it.

The Top 10 Most Disappointing Movies

These movies make me feel sad. I wanted a good movie. But I was served death trash instead.

#10 Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

As soon as the Man of Steel sucked the life from evey infant, we were sure Batman V Superman would be an improvement. I do not want to say it’s worse! I can say this is the worst comic movie ten years. Except for that Josh Trank Fantastic Four wretches. But this is really worse. I know it’s impossible. I agree that it is a big disappointment. The movie has too little activity, and I am busy person. At least, the movie has become better when burned. Two of the most popular super heroes of all time. Wonder Woman’s entrance and exit is great.

#9 X-Men: The Last Stand

Stop with all that mad game, players. This film is in the trash. I like this film. What’s going on here? This is the best X-Men movie. It’s clean starting with the young Magneto played by Angelina Jolie. Stop arguing.

#8 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

This film focuses on the intensive bombing of human dignity. That seems to be very silly to kids going to college. It is worth nothing because angry movies are full of racist robots. They can give you nausea. The worst part of the film is its insistence on wasting your time, Respecting each other, I do not listen to useless voices like nails on the chalkboard. You have to wait to see this movie until you can see it for free. This is the most scary movie . Honestly, it’s not much worse than the fourth movie. Why is it better than a critic?

#7 2012

Now you can officially put this on a shelf. Make sure it is out of reach so that the Predators living in Montreal can not buy it. She wrote this movie, she committed human suicide. I love this movie, and the movie is my favorite about natural disasters since Dante’s Peak. You can predict that the past is over. The next generation these days.

#6 Twilight

I love books and I liked how I could almost imagine for future changes because of Stephenie Meyer. So many writers have found ways to reduce YA fiction to meaningless fluff. But it’s a very bad movie. I like the vampire parody better because it sucked. Nothing compares with the book. And you need to add that the books have worsened since they started. Edward is expected to enter with a loud voice. RP was hot and in the fourth Harry Potter we see his ability. It’s okay. Kristen Stewart has started a miracle. And I’m not talented.

I can not believe I let them know you are my friend. Worst delays. The movie is an egg donor. The worst thing of all time is this movie. I wish it did not exist! I mean, I like to see Bella suffer in pain. Hermione, among all female characters, is totally useless! It’s absolutely awesome for her! We will forever remember Robert Pattinson and the name Astropuff! This movie was not designed to be enjoyed.

#5 Indiana Jones and the Skull People

New Indian Jones movie? Labeouf is such a shit. No! That’s good for this movie? Lucas and Spielberg, NO! Compared to another film set, this will be meaningless. I feel like death. And I was so very excited. Poor movie, just not as good as I thought.

#4 The Last Airbender

This show, which was destroyed, will never be respected. It has the reputation of boiling tilapia. Seriously, the film is a shame! I want to wake up! But wait. Although it can be Nickelodeon, it is absolutely wonderful. The film must be removed from our memory forever. The original had a real character with the original story, it was a fun time.

The film does not even have that. This is the temporal evolution of double shame. Even Dragon Ball is not an absolute wreck like this. I do not recognize the legitimacy of these films. I don’t owe it anything. I’ll pretend that I do not see, I do not know. This is another problem. Nickelodeon, you almost destroyed your reputation!

#3 The Godfather III

Yes, I know the first two movie are not perfect. But, damn it! It looks like a movie about crime. However, it is a way to remember ideas badly. Of course, for what it is, it is still a very good movie. But the movie blows! This gives me more pain!

Seriously, do you have to wait? It was stupid enough to do a good story You are put in the first two movies longer than you think because of all that plaster. I did not let this movie disappoint. There is a real conflict with them.

#2 Spider-Man 3

Unlike Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3 is a goddamned masterpiece. Have you seen this with a person? I’m a movie like this? The problem is, I think it’s not a very satisfactory conclusion two trilogy. The film will live with two other better people. Fixed threats have less than 10 minutes to screen their new dress. The full dark version of Peter was really cheap. Why not Spider-Man? Are you disappointed in love? In addition, my favorite cheap doll is in this movie. I like to watch this movie. It’s one of my favorite movies of my time. It is one of the best films of all time.

#1 Star Wars: The Menacing Phantom

I agree with people, sleep for a few days and then try to watch the movie. What a hit film, yes. Perhaps Lucas really hoped that we were so many people. Nothing bites like this piece of shit. Lucas, next time listen to the people around you. Do not do it yourself again. Sooner or later it will be the worst movie script and dialogue. George is the destruction of the royal road.

He compared it with the original trilogy, we are very disappointed. It’s so powerful, this menacing phantom has some real feelings. This is a new beginning, a new emphasis on the influence of the trilogy. If I’m honest, it’s too much, and I worry about that. I’ll take a big puppet movie and replace it with a CGI animated film. I hope that in the new “Star Wars” they return to the origins of Jaw Jar Binks. In short, it’s a great Star Wars movie to get out of Tashi station. The story is just about how stupid it is meeting Anakin. Is that someone you can call a fan? It’s just a movie, magically lost. Lucas, you destroyed Star Wars forever.

The Top 10 Worst Disney Movies

Disney makes movies. Some of them are bad. Here are the ten worst of Disney.

#10 The Cars 2

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The car did not improve. The biggest difference between The Cars and The Cars 2 is mileage. You are a dummy if you think different.

The Cars 2 is impossible for children to work with! However, it is not too ridiculous and has their interest. It is sufficient if there is no other movie to fill its place. It has a sense of humor in my opinion. There is also things that are not jokes. This is a movie about Tomato, The best character! If this movie is a pain to you, I do not know why. It’s one of my favorite Disney movies.

Both cars were not very impressive. I really need to see my friend Gary again.

#9 The Inspector of Gadgets

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You have seen the movie “The Inspector of Gadgets.” You are not permitted to quote it. You can not be honest in a land of truth. The movie is “Robot Cop,” but for babies. This is terrible! It was very interesting, but it was not. It was not bad, but it was awful.

#8 Return of the Cheetah Women

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It’s too difficult for women. And there is more. The only harm to humans is when a woman sings. God, I have criticized. That’s in my opinion. This is a cumbersome version of the movie Bratz. They have talent which also increases the value of the film. I think Disney should be ashamed to make this movie. It is so annoying sometimes. Most Cheetah Women are a bit cold. At least they know how to sing about shopping.

#7 A House in the Area

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I really enjoy seeing “A House in the Area!” The song is great, the humor is fun and the animation is beautiful with classic animation and CGI. “Chicken Little” makes a cameo in here. That chicken is almost scandalous. “A House in the Area” is a good movie

Oh my God! This should replace the Narnia story! Narnia chronicles is not here, nor is A Princess and A Frog or King of Kings! People love to please the teenagers! My mother is dead! Alfred, the butler from Batman, is right, this is Disney’s worst animation movie! This is moooronic mooovie!

Why do people like this movie?!? Is it because of evil? Is it because of the poor? Well … Shame on you! I love this movie! This movie is so funny and I like shit!

#6 The Planes

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The planet is basically a clone machine! Many people can not understand this. Why can’t I put Narnia on this list? The Planes is a clumsy tale. It makes me want to drive a car into a river and end my life. I think Disney is trying to copy one of Pixar’s most popular movies. After watching this movie, I hired a doctor to prevent me from dying.

I do not like this movie. It is not fun. I was actually asleep. This is a rejection. I did not like The Planes. It was a snooze event.

#5 Mars Needs a Mom

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Historical films are made until they flop. To be honest, I do not think the movie is so bad. Unfortunately, no one will remember.

The Great Hakopu was the fourth hedgehog in history to graduate high school. This movie is probably the most memorable Disney movie of all time. It was the last animated film that made money. This movie is an affront to most human beings. The only human rights that have taken place are when people watch this movie. I do not think I saw others. This movie is about Valiant. It one of the most memorable movies ever made by a hedgehog.

#4 Chicken Little

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God hates this film. Instead of Disney’s biography of our favorite legend, we have a movie with a medium original plot. This is an average mental peace. It is surprising that the father of the hen and the father of the pig is able to help the father of the duck who did not believe in him when he needed it. It’s just that a girl has to deal with the number of reports she can cause. This part of the annoying pop culture can appear on the iceberg. If you want to succeed, just have a girl’s associations. This movie is all kinds of shit and wastes a lot of time

Everyone gets the wrong idea about harassment. In this movie, the main character was killed. Pop culture is an indecent reporter. At least I heard the original, more or less. “He will go” I hear. However, even pop music is more beautiful than this movie because it is just music. His father was wounded. I would prefer to take the car back to high school. This movie, and Disney Motion Picture Arts, was a big mistake! I must confess that you are not good. But, but … Such a film, with and unexpected plot change, is an empty piece. The mind begins to flow negatively. We must develop a wonderful plan how to freeze the second half. The operation is a bit cumbersome.

I do not believe in this film the way I believe in my lover! This film is not very strong mentally. “Chicken Little” and my dad are especially outrageous drunks. I am back to this movie with all of my hate for all of its characters! No, I do not want anything, because it is not popular at all. I will ignore your son. But at the end of the movie, it will continue to be a good father by allowing you to neglect your child. We also know about these Disney movies! And the other characters are laughingly shyly. I laughed like a fat kid. Nobody has created stupid mistake as bad as “Chicken Little!” At the end of film the character has not made even a small change. The night is dark and terrible! What are ethical types? Or is it a YouTube channel? The movie is said to have forgotten the most senseless spirit in order to block attack in response to popular praise. How does that work with high populations? Is to escape from the rock? This was the bottom of Indiana Jones, his soiled pants when he saw the water tower was destroyed. Could this play on stage? The original version of the film was dropped. The Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones, is an even more important animal given the opportunity. Pixar and Disney movies are always a hideous venture, formed in hell below! 10 years ago, in this land, we witnessed the original Toy Story. That film seems to be even more beautiful than a 10,000 volt vibrator! Do not watch this movie for kids! Bad Disney! We know that there is no value to be shipped to the level of brand-new moral evil.

#3 Hannah Montana: The Movie

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Your drunk, movie. You have a bad record of doing this. This movie makes my eyes change into blood. I remember the Disney raw magic. Cheese crushed chocolate was my favorite food when I was young. Now I am a bit funny.

I can not give you the whole program. So, if you really are the only people who know your best friend, then are you feeling a little pop music? The only difference between them (Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrys) is the ugly blonde wig. Only two people have seen in the eyes of different people and feel the same. I only listen to Miley when I want to break the pancreas. When we hired Disney, Milly Cyrus happened in the ball. What’s happening? Or do people think you are a pervert of Disney? Miley Cyrus is a raccoon that is much better in this movie.

#2 Teen Beach Movie

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Nothing. This is a movie about a 12-year-old girl who was trampled to death by Ayatollah Ross Lynch. It is a popular movie. It was made by 60 stupid people, but they had all the youngsters in the seats. The dialogue should not be the end of some state-of-the-art technology, weather and mechanical errors throughout the day. Of course I can not sing them. But not everyone can. Others sing, but that is automatic for them.

What happens in the Disney Channel movie happened before. This movie once killed a paralyzed girl that was 13 years old. I saw this movie with her sister. It’s so popular. Why, I do not understand. 8 year old children do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend? This movie is good. Disney Channel is now a sucking example. The movie is ruined. I hate The Hee Hee bike!! I am so angry about this historic place in the world of cinema.

#1 High School Musical

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The worst. I mean, do we want this to become a reality here. Gabriella is very serious for her school, but he gave up Stanford University for Troy. Who gets to eat all those pills when their relationship falls off?!?!?! He is not really a fan of any of the songs from the movie: No, I would say. The movie is 420% or 169 songs. That’s just … Why? Now, today, school is not happy, not all the songs. I cannot sing about how children do not study OK, let me put it this way: This movie is so bad, it’s not even a movie. But I want to enslave many of the girls in this movie. Ashley is so sweet. The story and the plot are so bad! People who like High School Musical may at risk for mesothelioma. It may be more convenient to watch a different movie. I’m convinced that Disney was the issue. There is a napkin an an ass pie from Pizza Hut better than High School Musical

I’m a boy who sings and plays in a mediocre “Grab the head of your penis” game. If I do something wrong, I am forced to listen to all the songs from High School Musical. I’m talking here! So I’m not a woman who needs to attend High School Musical (very fake man). This means my friend is not bad. I was in school with all the other common rubbish!

The Top 10 Worst Television Shows

The television is evil.

#10 Sixteen Pregnant Girls

This show is the worst about teenage girls. I like teenage girls, but these ones are terrible. At least two people in my GED classes are afraid of this show. It is too real for them. They are this show. It is scary. Do not ruin your life! stupid stupid pregnancy.

I’m worried about life! I do not want to get pregnant at a young age before sexual intercourse. These people can be in school. I do not know when to say rude things, so I do not know or not if the effects were not intended to offend. I’m sorry. I do not feel bad for the poor girls on the show. I just watch and laugh and laugh. Pregnant girls are so big and goofy looking. They walk like penguins too!

#9 The Arrival of Honey Boo Boo

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This show will literally hurt. When you advertise it, I feel like I’m overthrowing. I saw two episodes. I felt ill and depressed and had to stop watching every five minutes to grabbing the bottle of vodka and drinking myself to a semi-conscious stupor. I do not know what to say about this show this family. I have this feeling. It might be cancer from this show. But people tell stories of people who think polio is a good thing. A curse of polio on the heads of the fat women in this show. They need diets, not fame! I was really shocked that people like this exist outside of Wal-mart. This broadcast scares me. I fear that the real world is like this family. For God’s love, stop them! They should stop before birth!

Only this is shit. Honey Boo Boo is an overweight and obese blob of a brat girl. Ugly seven-year-old redneck shit. Her mother is a really terrible model. Protect your family from this unpleasant show!

#8 Hannah Montana

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The girls in my GED classes all liked this show. That is probably why they are in GED classes in their 20s instead of in a job. Hanna Montana made them too stupid to finish high school. This show was evil and very annoying. The acting was terrible, and the land had no power to it. This is a death show. I would not recommend it.

#7 Fanboy and Chum Chum

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I do not like this show. There is farts in every episode in every room. Poop and farts and some pee. That is this whole show. For kids, this is a bad model to follow. Just toilets. I think it went away because a kindergarten kid choked on their own poop after watching this show. I think they drink beers in a couple of episodes. They pee a lot. And fart. This is bad. Nobody should have been exposed to it. The series won a Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Farting Show for Retarded People. That is a real award.

#6 Babies and Diadems

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Curse the audacity of these mothers! They dress their kids like porn stars– and not even the good porn starts, they dress their kids like amatuer porn stars from XHamster. They do not look good, their bodies tremble, they feel uncomfortable. Only one person enjoys this show – a pedophile. There is a girl in my GED class that dropped out of school when she was 13 and became pregnant by her cousin; even she thinks this show is trashy. Due to the abuse of minors, the creator and the parents should be arrested. It’s worse than mudering children because these kids are forced over and over again to do something they do not want. These parents should be beaten with blood! How dare you to use children in such a despicable form. A rotten mother burns deep in hell because of how they treated their daughter! I hope these innocent children can be placed in a loving home and be given to new, better, mommies and daddies.

#5 Exploring Dora

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Close your stupid fucking face, Dora! Dora is a 5-year-old girl. Can you talk to the bird? Can you help to find his mother? No, the baby bird was abandoned because of natural selection. Let the baby bird DIE Dora! You are spoiling evolution. Who gave you leave to do that? I suspect this Dora is some sort of leftist communist scum who believes every living thing is entitield to opportunity. Fuck you, Dora! We all have to work to earn things. Nobody is entitled to anything. That baby bird has to make it on its own, and if it dies, then it dies.

Why doesn’t Dora die? She talks to strangers ALL the time. She doesn’t know who is on the other side of that screen. She could be asking some strange murder with a machete covered in kid guts: “Do you want to help me find the baby bird?” Would you let your kids do that? No. Because your children would be dead. But Dora does it all the time. Why isn’t CSI exploring Dora’s corpse after she’s been murdered by some stranger that played on her innocent plea to help find the baby bird’s mother?

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#4 Adventure Time

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I do not love this show. The assholes at Cartoon Network once cancelled my two favorite shows; Teen Titan and the Young Justice of the show. And now we have this Adventure Time thing. It seems there is a conspiracy here, against their fans, but mostly against me. If you look at all the episodes, there is no deeper meaning. It’s just weird stoner shit, and then people think its funny or means something. It’s just drugs. I know, I used to do a LOT of drugs. It was like Adventure Time- and that is not a good thing!! All the creatures are drug-addled mutants with the exception of Finn (and Betty) who are just ugly and usually high.

#3 Kept Prisoner by the Kardashians

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Boring! All the girls in my GED classes watch this show. I tried it. Then I saw why they are pregnant, addicted to meth and taking GED classes instead of doing good things with their lives. The show is terrible. What are they talking about? There was stuff about beauty and makeup and then going to a nursing home where a nurse was drilling someone’s grandma. The Blink-182 documentary is much more interesting than this, the most boring show ever. Hell, I’d rather look at people screaming as they suffer from starvation than to see any of the Kardashians. Montreal is home to Predator.

Seriously. I’m taking GED classes so I can have a job. And it’s difficult because all these dumb people talk about is Kardashians. It hurts. It hurts so much. I would have finished high school if I knew that my future was sitting in a classroom every night with retarded meth heads that only talk about the Kardashians. Why does this garbage exist? These Kardashians don’t care about you. You could die in a car accident while cradling your infant who is dying of leukemia, the Kardashians wouldn’t care. Fuck them and fuck their money.

#2 Barney and Friends

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I can not explain why. I watched this with my friend’s 4 year old sister and watched her hate him. This fake dinosaur screams, “Big shotgun shells for you! Your family hates you! I hate you! Commit suicide!” Then I hard to wrestle a shotgun away from a suicidal toddler, because of this show! It seems to me that kids shows shouldn’t tell kids to do things like that.

I saw another episode where Barney was with a bunch of burn victim kids. He showed their scars and said they were cool. He said kids should try and get scars just like that and showed how. He took an acetylene torch and burned the face off of a laughing child. Do not look too close to Barney’s eyes because you have nightmares. Hate! Hate! Hate! How many children suffered and died to fulfill Barney’s bloodlust?

#1 Jersey Shore

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Do you really want to live in the Jersey Shore? Do you have big hair, big breasts, and a little dinosaur brain? I heard the rumors about the Jersey Shore because of this show. I went to New Jersey. They were just normal people. Maybe too many of them liked Bon Jovi, which is problematic, but they weren’t like this show. Perhaps people are most likely to commit hatred because of this show of LIES! This show is bad. The worst. Sure, Barney wanted little kids to self-mutilate and commit suicide, but Jersey Shore is WORSE! That’s how bad it is. It is worse than the suffering of innocent children. The show was taken off the air, but it should never have been there to begin with!