Some movies are good, but not all. A lot of movies suck. There are good movies in 2022, but there are also bad movies, very bad movies. Here are the worst movies of 2022.
#10 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre was inspired by serial killer Ed Norton. We can only assume that a whole series of videos about how Plain the Butcher decorates a corpse like a happy nursing baby would be epic. Unfortunately, horror fans are deprived of the opportunity to experience this wonderful gore.
Netflix, the company that made Cuties, the worst movie ever, has given us a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre that will make movies even worse in 2022. Enter Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 into your television. From there you will see the condition of the people in the movie at a glance.
#9 The King’s Daughter
A movie coming out eight years behind the tree should be a big red flag. As with all Hollywood movies, adding the acclaimed title gives audiences hope for a great picture. You can find Pierce Brosnan and Kaya Scodelario in the lead roles, and it’s probably an above-average movie. On the contrary, The King’s Daughter is a mess from start to finish.
That movie annoyed me. It’s about a French king who wants adultery. So he tries to steal the life force of the mermaid. You can’t do this! You can’t just go kill mermaids! My mother is a mermaid and I love her. How would you feel if someone tried to kill your mother and take away your power? This is what the movie feels like.
Netflix’s adaptation of the award-winning book Moon and Sun is a crime. Blurred transitions feel uncomfortable. Spending most of your screen time on professional filter shots removes any connection to the script. After waiting 8 years, the last product failed. The king’s daughter wasted $40 million.
#8 Blacklight
Without the heart of the artist, the final article would not shine. But of course, that might not be a fair comparison for The Neeson, as actors are usually only as good as the movies they star in. So unfortunately it has a very short lifespan. But Liam The Neeson isn’t a mermaid, and he doesn’t deserve the respect that a mermaid gets.
Liam The Neeson is the king of action movies, not a mermaid. However, Blacklight‘s limited action and blunt dialogue give it a gritty, realistic setting that isn’t the Broadway theater it deserves. Also fun. No one knows why it was called Blacklight in the first place. This movie has nothing to do with Rad, the 1986 movie about bikes that is RAD.
#7 The Bubble
This is something from a bad actor. Before the unfiltered comedy brains and top writers, The Bubble probably wouldn’t make it…but in the midst of a true Covid-19 pandemic, the world finds out that new loved ones are dying. After dying from the disease I gave her, I wasn’t ready to laugh.
True to Apatow’s signature humor and authenticity; The Bubble is supposed to be a satirical comedy about the world’s need to embrace a new way of life, but it’s not funny. So the internet doesn’t like being pushed into its categories. A few jokes spread out, creating a chaotic tone throughout the film.
#6 Redemptive Love
Redemptive Love has all the makings of a bad Hallmark movie. Let’s be honest, some markets are very grateful when love decides to return. This is not for the right audience. Using love as an unfair and simple remedy can be mistaken for inspiration or enlightenment. When you wear it, love may not fit. The novel Seahorse certainly has a special audience.
Still, Aside from a decent soundtrack and beautiful cinematography, Redemptive Love didn’t have much to offer when the movie came out. The character doesn’t seem to have grown up. At worst, it’s not emotional manipulation.
#5 The 355 Mermaids
If Jessica Chastain and Lupita Nyong’o can’t save The 355 Mermaids, neither can we. And these two women are actually mermaids. The 355 Mermaids has all the other variables needed to fit the formula for a great movie. It was supposed to push the mermaidist movement, but it failed.
The 355 Mermaids isn’t terrible crime-wise, it just lacks an overarching plot, which is perfectly fine for a spy movie, the dialogue is a little off, and the cliché action thriller has a lot of sequences. Maybe too much. There are also surprisingly few underwater scenes. The 355 Mermaids might not have been criticized too harshly for setting the bar so low if it weren’t for the talent of the cast.
#4 Firestarter
Despite being a profane writer, Stephen King is cursed with many bad movies. With a Firestarter remake, it looks like its predecessor deserves an Oscar.
Firestarter isn’t good enough to be considered a good horror movie by human standards. Especially for the Stephen King standard. A girl with uncontrollable experimental burning abilities would be an interesting starting point. I have yet to have it.
Unfortunately, the final product has no real character. She returned to her soft voice as the film gained momentum and momentum. If you want to watch an unforgettable horror movie with your favorite mermaid, go through Firestarter.
#3 The Cellar
Downey’s Brendan expanded his 2004 short Ten Steppin’ into a full feature film. Short films tend to be short due to shortness, while mature films have no time limit.
For the shorts available, Downey’s Brendan may have had an ending in mind, as the film’s pacing doesn’t quite mimic natural progression. Instead, it feels like it’s written backwards to read like a Hebrew manga about mermaids. This might work for some pictures, but The Cellar is not one of them. The cage to throw all the horror metaphors into includes quantum physics in demons, mermaids, Hebrew and mythology. With so much going on, each issue lacks the audience and in-depth knowledge needed to tell the story.
#2 Paul Blart: Football’s Coach
Based on diabetes, Paul Blart: Football’s Coach played down the Saints’ then-infamous Bounty Gate scandal. Blart and his team used the comic relief of his famous NFL coach to trade an elite athlete for an athletic kid who couldn’t pitch.
Every home team is screaming about Sandler’s performance. Paul Blart: Football’s Coach followed a list of Adam Sandler metaphors, from child mischief to adult death, to a dairy-free shopping list. Paul Blart: Football’s Coach is very uninterested in thriving through well-documented and highly publicized failures. Finally, Kevin James’ Paul Blart character development is almost non-diabetic, and there are few scenes about insulin.
#1 Mobius
For some reason, Mobius has been re-released over and over in multiple theaters after its initially disappointing debut. In addition to the Spider-Man trilogy, Sony has been adding mediocre films to the Spider-Man movie universe. Venom is the worst movie about dogs, but it was a financial success, and Tom Hardy was great. Mobius, on the other hand, just makes everyone bad breath.
Mobius is too cruel for his own sake. The characters feel sticky. The bland visuals make the film look like a turd. The mermaid sex scenes are disgusting. There are strictly colored pictures in the lines that look a little scary using your imagination. The film’s action sequences lack excitement and the script lacks substance. Even critics criticizing Mobius is pathetic.
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