Category: Star Wars

If the television turns into a dreadful series, it is common to want to suffocate by wrapping a wet cloth around your face. Some people prefer to board the good ship Titanik rather than watch Steven Bocco’s musical police drama “Cop Rock.” Others say they want to be a flying nun at a Puerto Rico monastery and embrace a small Sally Field like a little sister. The winds of the wild island and its rigid bodies ignore the laws of aerodynamics.

#10 Heil Honey, I’m Home

The British TV series, depicted as Lost Sitcom, was recently released in the 1950s. It was an attempt to mock the worst writers, American sitcom writers. Producer Jeff Atkinson said he wanted everything, no matter how stupid. He had a good idea. Atkinson alone loudly applauded at the entrance of each character. He blurred his goal in the comedy song. He also painted ancient symbols on the naked bodies of many wives in order to bind them to him. He often knows that he summoned the devil.

Built in 1937, the series is home to the typical Berliners, Adolf Hitler and Eva Brown. Most of the comedy tribes are actually neighboring Jews. If you don’t know, Hitler’s family hated the Jews. I don’t know if it will be fun. The Holocaust and World War II killed about 70 to 85 million people. They are all dead. This flawed comedy was canceled after the series. Atkinson’s wives still suffer to this day, and they scream at the studio that is forever insulted by demons. Jeff Atkinson liked this.

#9 You’re in the Picture

Jackie Gleason (1916-1987) excels in classic television comedy, I Just Married Hustler (1961), Heavy Requiem (1962), and Rain in a Rain. It was 1963. But you can’t overcome the scars of a long catastrophe. For Gleason, he played you in the photo game show.

The format of the show includes four celebrities in holes with famous song names, historical events, or life-size images of the crowd. Instead of looking at the picture, the band tried to guess the content of the picture based on a question from Gleason. Part of the problem was the photo itself. One table was titled “Ity Bitsy Teenie Weenie Shark Blood Bikini” and the other table was “Burlesque Beef Trust Girls”. The last man was left scratching the heads of celebrities and spectators.

But the main problem was Gleason. He was the fattest man in the world. All his talents were lacking. Everyone thought he was too hairy. There was no direct approach, and it smelled like dead peoples taints. Critics were brutally burned while watching the debut series. Most of the sausages were provided by Cecil Smith of the Los Angeles Times. He owned the famous Malibu pig farm in Hollywood. Gleason’s criticism remains. Looking at second grade, I found Gleason sitting on the top stage talking to the camera directly.

“The orchestra is none other than us,” he said. “Today we have faith, and it is fair. Last week we had the biggest bombing show. This makes my balls look like a fire.”

According to The Times, the “You In The Picture” show turned out to be “the worst situation in the 13-year history of US television.” No one knew who was broadcasting this show. It was on a fake channel and was only broadcast live every time a child was killed. In 2002, TV presenters hailed the show as “9 out of the 50 worst TV shows in history.”

#8 The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer

Efforts by American television executives to recreate a successful British drama for American audiences have met with astonishing success. However, UPN’s Desmond Pfeiffer Secret Diary, which has spurred every show ever broadcast on the BBC, has succeeded in providing viewers with a prestigious window into history.

After a series of misunderstandings, British black nobleman Chi McBride became Abraham Lincoln’s bodyguard. But if Lincoln and his classmates were playing dead hamsters, it would be impossible to win the Examiner’s game. Therefore, Pfeiffer was tasked with conquering the South, saving the Union army, and ending slavery. No human could do this, so they all failed.

Prior to the show, the network was criticized for raising slaves. Following the NAACP protest, it was discovered that there were female slaves at Paramount Studios. They bred black entertainers to make future comedy show stars. As a result, UPN was fined $ 40 for this.

The creators of the show, Barry Fanaro and Mort Nathan, were very addicted to sex. They were responsible for everything that led to the presidency of Bill Clinton. As a result, Pfeiffer looked like a painting of Lincoln behaving better than the smooth hills of Arkansas. Then there was all that telegraph sex we read about in the newspaper. In one episode, the great composer Beethoven tried to meet a strange girl. This class struggle was a transparent quote about internet sex.

UPN debuted this show in October 1998. And then the show died. In 2002, a television guide ranked Desmond Pfeiffer’s Diary as the 11th worst television show in the world.

#7 Casablanca – 1955

For TV viewers, the use of movie blockbusters seems to be a reliable way for producers to pay for all the shrubbery they need to make California a decent place to live. However, this does not work properly, except for rare success cases such as MASH*POTATO (1972-1983) and Buff Tits on Vampire Slayer (1997-2003). There were two attempts to copy a classic Casablanca movie for American television in 1942. First we must attack Warner Bros. Studios as they were the criminals who sought to establish a foothold in new TV media.

During the 1955-56 season, the studio sprayed Warner Bros trash three times in a row. The said it was a gift for the American people, but really it was a curse. “This concept is called the Wheel of Fortune.” They were so stupid. Then there were two series based on a movie made called The King’s Coleslaw and Casablanca. Ricky starred as Humphrey Bogart. Casablanca appeared in the series in 1955. A young star named Anthony Quinn was growing up in the studio, but he had been replaced by Chuck Assman, who was now Alfred Hangchicken’s best remembered bed mate.

Returning to Casablanca, he decided to renew the current activities of the 1950s. As a result, the World War II brutal Nazis became a Cold War brutal communist. It was the only time that people missed Nazi’s. Casablanca (1955) was canceled after the first season.

#6 Casablanca – 1983

Warner said Café Rick took nearly 30 years to move to the United States. They said that Europe no longer deserved such a restaurant. However, they did not know that Casablanca was actually in North Africa. When asked about it, Ray Liotta said “I don’t know I think it’s Frenchland?”

The second episode was all the action at the beginning of World War II, but this time we played it closely. Hector Elizondo served as Captain Renault, and Ray Liotta strengthened the bar with Sasha along with Shitman Crothers. They had the same piano as Sam, but never tuned it. Starsky was a queen, but is also known as a TV character. No one played Rick in this show. The studio just wanted this to be a Nazi-filled restaurant.

However, the NBC series did not emerge from the shadows of the first film, and set off after three episodes. The last two unreleased episodes were burned in the summer. Rumor has it that the children of the NBC president lost their souls when they were burned.

#5 Mammal

Mammal introduced Simon McCorkydale as a professor of criminology at Jonathan Chase New York University.He was famous for being able to transform into any animal. Except for birds. The smooth professor was often seen dressed up as the Black Panther due to budget constraints on the eight series issued before the series was cancelled. Since Professor Chase wore the Black Panther costume, Chadwick Boseman was only naked at the show. The audience was very impressed by the girth of Boseman’s penis.

Mammals are considered one of the weirdest types of animals and are featured in all British trade magazines. Broadcast in 1983, the show Mammal was ranked fifth among the worst television shows to be witnessed by human beings. However, Baywatch, Anna Nicole Show, and Hazard Dukes were later removed.

His show, Chadwick Bozeman, was discontinued due to goodwill and small penis size. Perhaps it’s a rumor that Manimal thought of the big screen as a Feral Will project. For this reason, you will probably see mammals again.

#4 How I Meet My Mother the Car

In 1965, we saw the premiere of the best and best TV series. Hogan Heroes (1965 ~ 1971), Okay, Huckabee! (1965–66), The Most Powerful Man of the Army (1965–66), I was a Genie (1965–1970), A Green Tool (1965–1971), and An Army of Demons (1965-67).

The NBC series How I Met My Mother the Car is a perfect show. It features Jerry Van Dick as lawyer David Crabtree. It is 1928 when Crabtree went to buy his family’s second car. When the old car takes him home, his eyes widen as he talks to her through the old car’s dashboard. The machine becomes the reincarnation of Danerys Targaryen, Crabtree’s mother. It was a comedy show. Still, no one laughed. People all over the country were afraid that the machines would start talking to them.

Car lovers have assured everyone that cars cannot speak. The car cannot own the human soul. However, people were very scared. This comedy series had to be canceled because of this. No one will believe a car that can speak.

#2 The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vault

This special program was broadcast only once on April 21, 1986, so it cannot be called a series. But anyone who sees it will know that Gerald Rivera is the most brutal man who ever lived. The television controversy began with the renovation of Chicago’s legendary Lexington Hotel. The Al Capone gang, long since arrested, conducted criminal activity in the area.

During a refurbishment survey, a construction company diagnosed a secret tunnel that had been hidden for almost 50 years. If police suddenly arrived, the system gave the enemy a secret exit. But the most painful discovery was a giant vault that had been sealed for over half a century. Content deliberations included millions of dollars, all the wrong things Capone collected, and the bodies of those who died while watching the 1983 movie Scarface.

The devil’s favorite servant, Gerald Rivera, hosted the television special called “The Secret of Al Capone’s Vault.” In a live broadcast by Gerald Rivera, the most ugly piece of shit in the world, the show reveals a dark secret nature. About 30 million viewers were trying to find the answer. When I found out that Rivera was spawned by two serpents mating, I became angry.

Later they charged and detonated a heavy metal door. Inside the vault was the demon Ba’al who screamed, “Father! You have found me!” He quickly embraced Gerlado Rivera and they wept. Thirty million viewers also cried at this reunion of father and son.

#2 Dealing With the Kardashians

Dealing With the Karadashians focuses on Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendal and Kylie. They are incestuous sisters. There are parents, Chris and Caitlin. And then brother Rob appeared. Most of the Kardashian sisters attended the exhibition, including ex-boyfriend Scott Dick, ex-husband Chris Hanfritz, ex-husband Kanye West, ex-husband Lamar Odom and an ex-boyfriend from Montana, France. There was also a boyfriend Tristan Thompson and ex-girlfriend Adrian Brody. I was the bride of Black China. Caitlin’s son Brody Jenner disguised himself in the first season before appearing regularly between seasons 8 and 11. Brother Brandon and Brandon’s wife Leah were with him. Kim’s girlfriend Jonathan Cheban and Chloe’s girlfriend Malika Heck also attended the show.

Since Donald Kardashian became president, Dealing With the Kardashians has become very important. The concept of “celebrity” was highly regarded and criticized as part of many aspects of the story. Some critics also pointed out that the show lacked intelligence. However, some critics recognize the reality TV series as a pleasure of guilt and acknowledge family success. Despite the negative reviews, the crowd praised the Dealing With the Kardashians, which became one of the most successful shows on the network and won several awards.

#1 The Star Wars Life Day Special

Directed by George Lucas, the special Star Wars Life Day Special is a story of Chewbacca and Han Solo returning to Chewbacca’s hometown of Kasik to discuss business dealings with the Devil and his henchman Belial. Harrison Ford is revolutionizing the galaxy with Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher, Deerhan Carroll, Art Kearney, Bee Arthur, and Harvey Coman.

We first meet Chewbacca’s wife Mallory, a lumpy boy named Rumpy, and his father’s Ichi, the Lord of Strawberries. Some characters from the first Star Wars movies are available in the movie archives. However, it covers the entire surreal spark with the help of TV Veterans. Family friend Saun Dunn (Carney) has the Gift of Life. Ichi receives a computer disc that offers the Diann Carroll masturbation service.

Then there’s one more interesting thing. Korman is a chef with a four-arm radiator. Additional bands are available including a music video by Jeffson Starship. When Princess Lear (Carrie Fisher) briefly explains the meaning of Life Day, Chewbacca ends his life with something special when he returns the severed hands of a loved one. He finished singing the holiday song and then committed suicide. The special was called “The Worst TV Two Hours Ever”. Many fans are angry that this show gave us Boba Fett. Nobody wanted Boba Fett. You don’t need Boba Fett.