The Top 10 Video Games From the 90s

There is technology everywhere! So much tech! So much abstraction! But then I see bad games, or I see people fight about feminism and gaming and social messages. Please, can’t we just make gaming great again? In the 90’s they were just games. People didn’t fight over social issue in a game, they just fought over who was player one.

#10 Super Mario World

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Mario and Luigi have worked hard to save the Kingdom of Mushrooms from Bowser. They will continue that work, forever, until the end of time. Or the end of video games. The pair was destined even bigger with the help of Lady Dinosaur.. So will rescue the abducted Princess again. And restore peace and order to the country’s dinosaurs again. Why doesn’t the princess hire security?

If you were alive at any point in time you played this game. It’s a pretty good one. Super Mario World addicted fan almost immediately, like street drugs that are cut with more addictive chemicals to boost sales. Following video games like Super Mushroom, Fire Flower and Cape Feather have had enthusiastic players. This has left many painful. No surprise that this favorite game sold over 20 zillion copies. That is a lot of games!

#9 Oddjob 007

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Everyone wants to become a wealthy man like Oddjob. In 1997, that desire became a reality. Oddjob 007 for the Nintendo 64 console, allows players to do what they know best about Oddjob, throwing his hat and cheating at PvP because he’s too short to shoot at. The main objective of this game is to run around and troll multiplayer games while your friends yell at you. You play as Oddjob, and you run around and slap people in the dick while they try and figure out the complicated controls to aim down and shoot at you. The game allows for 4-player multiplayer PvP, so you can alienate three of your friends as you run around slapping them in the dick until they can’t shoot you.

#8 Pokemon Red and Blue

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Pokemon is an international sensation. It’s also a euphemism for sexual intercourse. Like “Hey, sexy lady! Wanna play some Pokemon? ;)” The game was big with kids, but adults like it too. There was a TV series and business cards and different generations of the video game that treats the Pokemon of life as a real thing. These little Japanese animals gave the strong hug to the fans. Pokémon Red and Blue, was the first of two releases of Nintendo Pokémon franchise. The player attracted many creatures, educated, negotiated with them, and expolited them. In the Pokemon world, players soon move to some places, such as the Cerulean City and Lavender Town, raising the Pokeman as a master Pokemon Trainer in order to defeat the leader of all the Pokemons. Together with your sidekick Pikachu if you play the yellow one. Pikachu actually sucks because his defense is low. Magnemite is better because he is Steel Type and has a higher evasion rate. He REALLY sucks in Yellow because in Red and Blue you can start with Bulbasaur or Squirtle and it makes the first gym easier. Bulbasaur is better because he also kicks ass in Misty’s gym later. In Yellow you have to take Pikachu who is not effective at all in the first gym. And his defense is so low he also sucks in Misty’s gym where electric type should be good but that Starmie’s Bubblebeam can one hit kill Pikachu. So don’t even bother with broken yellow. Play Red or Blue. The game was a great success, and found some of the flaws exploited by the user.

#7 Doom

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This is a video game. There were zombies in space. And demons. It scared a lot of Christian kids. It is the first really cool first-person shooting game. You are Player, an extraordinary soldier involved in multi-dimensional warfare. The Devil is a person who comes close to the soldiers. You must persuade the monsters not to destroy the earth. You achieve this persuasion by killing every single one of them. If in real life, you get angry and shoot lots of people, you can say that it was because of playing Doom. That is something we learned. It has been played a lot, it was one of the most popular games. Maybe it didn’t actually cause violence because only two boys out of the millions who played Doom ever shot up a school. Maybe you can’t blame violence on Doom. Maybe a game is just a game? It’s a fun game.

#6 TAILS!!! (Sonic the Hedgehog 2)

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Sonic is a blue hedgehog that runs fast. Whatever. But this game introduces us to Soni’s faithful cousin. Now motherfuckin Tails is all up in this bitch and shit just got real. He has TWO tails, that’s like twice the awesome. And he’s a FOX! How the hell does Sonic have a cousin that is a fox? They ain’t even the same species. It’s because Tails is a GOD! Now Dr. Robotnik is gonna understand the hurt because Tails is here. With his two tails, his cute face, all that hot fanfiction and things on deviantart about him. Everyone loves Tails and the seven magical eggs of death. It was a two-player game, but nobody ever did that because everyone wanted to be Tails. Fuck Sonic. Tails 4 Life!

#5 Kirby in Dream Land

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The first video game featuring Kirby was released in the early 90’s for the Game Boy, Boi. That didn’t sound as cool as I thought. Kirby is this thing that looks like a fart cloud and sucks up enemies. Kirby, whatever the hell he is, is more powerful when there are things coming in his mouth. Kirby, the puff of something, fights by sucking on other enemies. He also had the opportunity to fly, but only when he was sucking off a flying monster. However, if you sucky sucky long time on a monster, they can hurt you. Seriously, what the hell is this? It was popular but now that I think about it, why? Kirby is a thing that sucks on other things. I don’t know if it was sexual or cannibalism or fun. That is one fucked up Dream Land.

#4 Mortal Combat

 

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Should be “Mortal COMBAT!” with a C. Spell it right! Even I know this, but that’s because I have a GED. Sega didn’t have “Sonik the Hedgehog” and there’s no “Lara Kroft; Tomb Raider!” In this game, Mortal Combat spelled with a C and not with a K like some badass illiterate, you fite in a deady game on a remote eyeland. It’s only an arkade game, you arn’t actually sent to an eyeland. A powerful wizard called Shang Zong has been running this hustle for five hondred years, and he luves to watch if the players can destroy each other. Fatalati! Players can do all kinds of diferent muves to attac they’re enemie. The graphix are realy good and their is alot of vilence. The game as provoked a lot of contraversy from hangry parents because of the blud and vilence. Many peepol think this game is a huge crime and makes to vilence. Witch is still behind most arguments today about gaymes.

#3 NBA Jam

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I was 14. When most boys my age were stuffing their genitalia into socks and thinking of their first time with a woman, I was stuffing quarters into this arcade game. Can I remember packing for several hours in the car in the gallery? The game absorbed all of my money. And then I bought it for SNES so I didn’t have to spend so many quarters. This street basketball game was the first sporting game for the first time in the world. It had real NBA players with real pixelated pictures of them. We all knew in 1993 and 1994 who these people were. Some kid playing this now are gonna see all these names and faces and be all “Who the fuck this?” Unlike real basketball, however, this game did not have physics. The game allows players to do just about anything they want. You could fly through the air across the whole court and then spin around set a ball on fire and break the glass. “He’s on FIRE!”Boomshakalaka!” and other such nonsense.

#2 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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Link had come to a lot of people, but a lot of people have had to chase him. This is the fifth Zelda game to be release. I don’t know where it is in the story with the other games, that never makes sense. With this, the players began to play as a child in the woods, then as an adult, then there is some garbage with a traveler from the mask sales agency who makes Link wear a lot of hats. Ocarina’s of time was the first game in 3D, but it was kinda crappy hard to navigate 3D. It was a new thing. Be forviging. It really is a fun game. It could be #1 on my list. But there is Navi. “Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey Listen! Hey!” That is why it is not #1.

#1 Super Mario Kart

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This go-kart racing game. You know, with the Rainbow Road and the shells. They keep making this game and it’s still the same. I mean, you can google Mario Kart and learn all about that. I don’t have time to tell you. I’m going to play NBA Jam.

The Top 10 Steven Spielberg Movies

These are the 10 best movies from Speilberg. They are going from best to more best.

#10 Minor Report

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The most underrated Spielberg film is a very underrated great flick. Why is Back to the Future here? It is an underrated films from time, and there is an AI here, scared and strange and having enough. Jim said it was beautiful.

#9 Catch Me If You Can

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This film is as good as another film.

#8 Close Encounters of the Kind 3

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I believe that this should be higher on my list! What I love about it is that the aliens in the film wear shrouds! It’s alien perfume! A great movie! And Jerry Garcia singing in the crowd. The Jaw is my favorite, of course.

#7 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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To get the best Indiana Jones film get a larger artifact from the Nazis. He actually gets it in this version, it is very funny and Jesus suggests Moses. Suck it, Raiders! This should be in my top 3 Spielberg movies because there is a lot of action and adventure, and it kindly offered me fun along the way. A great installment in any franchise. A really good action.

#6. E.T.

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E.T. is a great movie that is good at that art of cinema with all the wonder, magic, hearts, emotions, and iconic images. E. T. is a real man that will stand the test of time for many decades to come. My God. the greatest movie ever. Drew Barrymore! Amore Amore Amore Amore. I Love this movie. I watched it 5 times on Tuesday! And that is never boring! Probably one of the 10 Best films of Spielberg. It is not part of any series (aka it won’t last)

#5 Rescue Soldier Ryan

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This film got cheated for the Best film. I would say that it is in a draw with “Jurassic Park”, but World War 2 movie is the best movie ever. Every movie on this day, he was trying to recreate. No one else can. None of the Best action will never find him in the film, and it’s a long way, stunning and one of the few films that have the big! Large and one of many interesting films about a time! A large group of actors who fit all of its features and a long movie! Winner Of 23 Academy Awards! A realistic movie about the Tom Hanks war.

#4 Raiders of the Lost Ark

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Although this may not be serious, dramatic or revolutionary in its effects as the top movie, Radiers still stands as one of the greatest movies ever made for action. There are horrors that I don’t feel with any other movie before or after seeing it. Perhaps it’s a total mystery the film presents, or maybe it’s the amazing score by John Williams. Whatever it was, he slowly builds music as the film goes on, and ends one of the greatest ever climaxes. Not to mention, there’s also great dialogue, wonderful pacing, and stunning effects that impressed me today. This is WAY better than Schindler’s List, Jurassic Park and even Ryan! The most complete film, it even says the legend, with movies like “Star Wars” and “The Shank.”

#3 Jurassic Park

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Hi, the film is really a book that tries to follow, was not very long, but, however, in the book scene, this type of ship fisting is better, because they think that Thomas Jefferson is me. In the book more of the characters actually lived and Muldoon or something. And I wanted to write, the first of the Caribbean Pirates eats the second in the series and the Harry Ceramics books is good, better than I was a fan of the film. But I concur, despite the genetic Dino clone can be used for science, but it is so fast to set up the environment, the structure can be very dangerous. In fact, at any time, even when the air is breathing I’m not sure.

I can’t believe that Jurassic Park is only 30. I love dinosaurs, despite the fact that the dinosaurs had two different periods, and I do not feel that Dino-expert than I am. Come on, it was a plane-spotter for this. I read the book, and T-Rex has such dramatic works. Because we have the book, what happened in the cage? They kept him for the stupid third film only so they can know that it’s too expensive, I saw a short-armed chick and T-Rex more times on TV. Why are they called Brontosaurus? Sorry, I prefer not the official name.

This movie is made of rocks!!! It’s not my favorite, but I just went and the first thing I could find. Visual effects and the creation of the dinosaurs was absolutely fantastic, great acting and script, mixed with an epic story, and always interesting… not the best, but still! She deserves much more than 34 years. I think that twilight is not far away? I love Dino so that helps why I like this movie, but only the best things about being the Director Steven Spielburg. Come on! This man did the Saving of Ryan a Soldier. The Jaw, E.T. This for Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park changed movies forever. And those, I think, are bubbles.

#2 Schindler’s List

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Spielberg is a tribute to the Holocaust representatives. The movie is Hollywood cinema at its best. If you look at the phenotype from Schindler ‘s narrow POV,  the black and white film is sharply-written and anchored with spin kickss from Liam Neeson, Ben Kingsley and especially Ralph Fiennes as a bear. Schindler made the best list ever made. Saving Soldier Ryan doesn’t deserve to be number #1 Schindler’s iLst is the most beautiful movie I have ever seen. Except for the ones that are more beautiful. A beautifully made and shocking look at the hologram. One of Spielberg’s top 4 greatest movie of his time.

#1 The Jaw

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The Jaw is, without doubt, the most effective, most exciting and most interesting film Spielberg never made. This is one of the most magical movies because it’s so funny. I don’t know how it’s scary and interesting. Robert Shaw, Roy Schneider and Richard Dreyfuss send action may and drag four clones of Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones right to Pluto. This movie was more profitable, Steven Spielberg liked racing. It also got Schindler’s List and private Ryan. It is close to being like a movie with extraordinary intensity, as we show the limited situation of human courage. It is an extremely effective thriller, depicting scenes of human courage in the principle a situation in space. The characters are played by real people like Roy Schneider. This is Spielberg at his best, relying on John Billiam for the amazing music.

The Top 10 Tom Hanks Movies

Oh shit! It’s the Hanx! Dropping those bombs on us!

#10 Captain Phillips

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The best Tom Hanks movie lately, absolutely amazing. He gets rightly  powerful and is very thorough. Captain Phillips! This guy! An exciting movie with a great performance. It is so full of tension and emotions. Your stress will always kept aside. Absolutely deserves to be in the top 5 of good movies! Acting is an activity of Tom Hanks. It is indispensable to watch! A fascinating story and wait until the end! The effect of the last scene was amazing (when he was a doctor). Tom Hanks is a great actress. You’ve got some big game, Tom Hanks. You’re one of the best.

#9 The Terminal

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What made me fall in love with character at the end of the movie, was his few months of living in the terminal. He had a long way to go to New York to perform the alleged Father’s Promise. When will he leave the terminal to form his father’s jazz group’s? He made a singer sign an autograph and immediately said “go home!” He was traveling in this area and it was difficult for him to cope with the problem. He had to do a little thing and for me is duty. I like to admire how much he is hurt for his father. He showed that the action can not only be done, but done with great dialogue. Here is innocence – a great power. He is truly a versatile actor. Greetings, Hanks. “The Terminal” was something completely unexpected to me. I was concerned about Tom Hanks. That’s what makes him an excellent actor. I enjoy every bit and could see it over and over again. The expression when he is near a television and learns that his country experienced a revolution has no price. What big movie. Hank never ceases to fascinate. The innocence of his character is the winner here. It’s delicious.

This is a big movie because the whole movie is transferred to the terminal. I’ve seen all the movies of Tom Hanks, and I love this movie and “Angels and Demons.” The best part of this movie – Hanks got friends in the terminal and fell in love with a woman.

#8 Spike

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The early films Hanks. You should see more of these! We also have Eugene Levy, Daryl Hannah, and of course, John Candy (really interesting man that’s also dead). This movie helped me to shovel the snow. It must be one of the best ones!

#7 Catch Me if You Can

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When a person I know watched a movie he discovered that he was not in love with anyone anymore. That man’s name was Oscar. How can people forget about the movie?
Great accent that Tom Hanks used in this film. Two of the best actors for the same movie. I don’t even care if Oscar doesn’t not love it?

This is a documentary film. One of the best. I know all about the facts in the film. In this, and one of his best films Tom Hanks is awesome. I think this is the way it should be with Forrest Gump too. Tom Hanks would like to see this movie more than 10 times.

#6 Apollo 13

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Oh Hanks. When he realizes what happened to the Apollo 13 the crew did not react to the excessive chances of distortion. He is under control and knows how the team relies on him. I like this film. I also like the connection with NASA! This is the best movie made about The Beatles. Tom Hanks absolutely nails the role of Ringo Starr. This is because the original event is just as good! You can’t even do better. What is the best movie Tom Hanks? I’ve been glad to fly with you.

The film is not only a wonderful show, but there is also music that makes you happy and feel beautiful. We still weep for all of those people laughed. Tom Hanks makes the movie one of my greatest sources of happiness in my life.

#5 Large

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The extraction of a movie requires a lot of skill. That actually sounds like a terrible thought. Eventually, it becomes so great. This is a moral dilemma that will last. Because if I was an adult I would have decided to stay; leave my mother and my best Friend. But Hanks was the child who returned with his girlfriend’s back. I had a big respect for the plot of the film. This is a film that should not have had an effect on me, but a great writer and a great actor. I saw this film when I was part of that cult in Europe. This movie inspired me to leave that behind. I want to see him again. I met him once in Los Angeles. You can just go to the store and see him taking pictures of clothes on the ground. About a year ago, I found complete silence. It seems the last piece of the puzzle is complete. I can watch this over and over and never drink a drunken movie. When he is still small, it is almost regrettable that he can’t let go. It is his innocence that reveals the charm of the film.

#4 The Story of Toys

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This is the sixth best animated film. Tom Hanks is absolute Wood.

#3 Thrown Out

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This is my favorite movie! Let’s talk about it. It forced me to act. The feeling of humidity Tom Hanks shows is just great. When the plane is destroyed, there is shock and emotion. Even the story interested me. A manatee is displayed on the screen. Now let’s talk about character development. Tom Hanks is how this film develops. The man on the island was stuck trying to live for love. But to develop the character, just watch the movie. It is also in color. Color means a lot to me. In this film, there are vegetables. Yellow is absolutely necessary as a great showcase of the whole film. If you want a good movie in every way, make this movie! Watch this movie! Everything about it is breathtaking! Remember that woman, Candice? She worked at that Dairy Queen in Chula Vista. She always talked about this movie.

I think it’s because it’s based on performance. She still thinks that the best movie Hanks had ever had. But the action in this movie is so good that it is absolutely flawless. It gets really emotional in the last 30 minutes and is hard to watch. This movie is NOT a comedy with a happy name. I’m happy with the guys that are fans of this. The film provides better security for your heart.

#3 Green Mile

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WOW! I’ve seen this movie more than 16 times, but I still can not watch this movie again if I have to.

With the exception of “simply beautiful”, there are no other word to describe this film. Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan, who will offer such incredible double-action rhythm? It is almost certainly a thrill. In addition to “Escaping from Shawshank,” this is the best movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

#2 Save the Soldier Ryan

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Sorry, Forrest Gump, I like movie better. It must be because of that soldier, Ryan. Hanks believes in giving a performance from his heart. In this movie he made a total copy of Forrest Gump. Hanks is best executed in a forest. Perhaps this movie. You need to buy it in a store. Wally! Did you see this movie yet? Wally? Answer me, Wally! It is very realistic. You can see how bloody the war against evil was.

#1 Forrest Gump

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Great movie. Comedy, action, romance, and drama. Tom Hanks played his best part. This is really something to say because it’s a movie! However, this is my favorite movie. I cry every time, man, but what a great movie! Probably the best movie about Hanks. I have ended my life in search of love. Then, when he finally found her, she found out that he was going to die. In this way the life of tragedy is shown as the truth, it can not be fully satisfied. He will be able to achieve perfection in everything, but there is still plenty of time to wait for something.

 

The Top 10 Most Disappointing Movies

These movies make me feel sad. I wanted a good movie. But I was served death trash instead.

#10 Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

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As soon as the Man of Steel sucked the life from evey infant, we were sure Batman V Superman would be an improvement. I do not want to say it’s worse! I can say this is the worst comic movie ten years. Except for that Josh Trank Fantastic Four wretches. But this is really worse. I know it’s impossible. I agree that it is a big disappointment. The movie has too little activity, and I am busy person. At least, the movie has become better when burned. Two of the most popular super heroes of all time. Wonder Woman’s entrance and exit is great.

#9 X-Men: The Last Stand

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Stop with all that mad game, players. This film is in the trash. I like this film. What’s going on here? This is the best X-Men movie. It’s clean starting with the young Magneto played by Angelina Jolie. Stop arguing.

#8 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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This film focuses on the intensive bombing of human dignity. That seems to be very silly to kids going to college. It is worth nothing because angry movies are full of racist robots. They can give you nausea. The worst part of the film is its insistence on wasting your time, Respecting each other, I do not listen to useless voices like nails on the chalkboard. You have to wait to see this movie until you can see it for free. This is the most scary movie . Honestly, it’s not much worse than the fourth movie. Why is it better than a critic?

#7 2012

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Now you can officially put this on a shelf.  Make sure it is out of reach so that the Predators living in Montreal can not buy it. She wrote this movie, she committed human suicide. I love this movie, and the movie is my favorite about natural disasters since Dante’s Peak. You can predict that the past is over. The next generation these days.

#6 Twilight

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I love books and I liked how I could almost imagine for future changes because of Stephenie Meyer. So many writers have found ways to reduce YA fiction to meaningless fluff. But it’s a very bad movie. I like the vampire parody better because it sucked. Nothing compares with the book. And you need to add that the books have worsened since they started. Edward is expected to enter with a loud voice. RP was hot and in the fourth Harry Potter we see his ability. It’s okay. Kristen Stewart has started a miracle. And I’m not talented.

I can not believe I let them know you are my friend. Worst delays. The movie is an egg donor. The worst thing of all time is this movie. I wish it did not exist! I mean, I like to see Bella suffer in pain. Hermione, among all female characters, is totally useless! It’s absolutely awesome for her! We will forever remember Robert Pattinson and the name Astropuff! This movie was not designed to be enjoyed.

#5 Indiana Jones and the Skull People

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New Indian Jones movie? Labeouf is such a shit. No! That’s good for this movie? Lucas and Spielberg, NO! Compared to another film set, this will be meaningless. I feel like death. And I was so very excited. Poor movie, just not as good as I thought.

#4 The Last Airbender

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This show, which was destroyed, will never be respected. It has the reputation of boiling tilapia. Seriously, the film is a shame! I want to wake up! But wait. Although it can be Nickelodeon, it is absolutely wonderful. The film must be removed from our memory forever. The original had a real character with the original story, it was a fun time.

The film does not even have that. This is the temporal evolution of double shame. Even Dragon Ball is not an absolute wreck like this. I do not recognize the legitimacy of these films. I don’t owe it anything. I’ll pretend that I do not see, I do not know. This is another problem. Nickelodeon, you almost destroyed your reputation!

#3 The Godfather III

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Yes, I know the first two movie are not perfect. But, damn it! It looks like a movie about crime. However, it is a way to remember ideas badly. Of course, for what it is, it is still a very good movie. But the movie blows! This gives me more pain!

Seriously, do you have to wait? It was stupid enough to do a good story You are put in the first two movies longer than you think because of all that plaster. I did not let this movie disappoint. There is a real conflict with them.

#2 Spider-Man 3

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Unlike Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3 is a goddamned masterpiece. Have you seen this with a person? I’m a movie like this? The problem is, I think it’s not a very satisfactory conclusion two trilogy. The film will live with two other better people. Fixed threats have less than 10 minutes to screen their new dress. The full dark version of Peter was really cheap. Why not Spider-Man? Are you disappointed in love? In addition, my favorite cheap doll is in this movie. I like to watch this movie. It’s one of my favorite movies of my time. It is one of the best films of all time.

#1 Star Wars: The Menacing Phantom

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I agree with people, sleep for a few days and then try to watch the movie. What a hit film, yes. Perhaps Lucas really hoped that we were so many people. Nothing bites like this piece of shit. Lucas, next time listen to the people around you. Do not do it yourself again. Sooner or later it will be the worst movie script and dialogue. George is the destruction of the royal road.

He compared it with the original trilogy, we are very disappointed. It’s so powerful, this menacing phantom has some real feelings. This is a new beginning, a new emphasis on the influence of the trilogy. If I’m honest, it’s too much, and I worry about that. I’ll take a big puppet movie and replace it with a CGI animated film. I hope that in the new “Star Wars” they return to the origins of Jaw Jar Binks. In short, it’s a great Star Wars movie to get out of Tashi station. The story is just about how stupid it is meeting Anakin. Is that someone you can call a fan? It’s just a movie, magically lost. Lucas, you destroyed Star Wars forever.

 

The Top 10 Movies Based on a True Story

The truth about the story is quitea  dubious allegations for the film. Hollywood does not know what’s happening with the poor. My arm is in a cast. Everything is pretty much nonsense. How expensive are movie tickets? I don’t know. I pirate all my shit.

Sometimes we do not really seek the truth and reality. This is not necessarily something you expect. Sometimes it’s not a good movie! Woman, be quiet! I am talking!

#10 Ilsa: Love Goddess of the SS

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If you have never seen Ilsa: Love Goddess of SS, you might be a wolf. The movie is there anyone on YouTube. But wolfs don’t know how to use computers. Remember, this is not really recommended. Hers is the safest job that exists: sex, torture, and the memory of the Genesis Weapon. There is a sequel as well.

Ilsa said that the woman refused. She can prove that it is possible to get punished for disrespecting men. Ilsa is a “researcher.” According to you, a lot of torture and nudity is a good thing. This is essentially a hostel that existed in 1970.

However, it is based on facts: Ilsa Koch was a woman made of granite. The women who are abused by tourists have left. In my history class, we learned about those who have done the mysterious private and terrible evil. Like the imaginary Ilsa, women researchers have caused a lot of pain for people with science. Ilsa: Love Goddess of the SS is based on a story of truth. It is a story that actually invigorates.

#9 Red October Hunting

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If you have trouble with your young children or younger siblings, beat them. A good starting point is a boring ’90s movie. They won’t remember it in 90 years. Scott Connery plays Lithuania. Alec Baldwin is nothing but a bully. The underwater movie is terrible.

Scott Connery is responsible for many experimental and dangerous techniques. He is hoping to end the United States. He finished his temporary job as a Russian submarine captain. Scott considered the maxim “do not fight a victim of war” but thought it only applied to a single person. However, Americans believe Scott Connery is going to attack. Only Alec Baldwin knows the truth because he was told by a magic 8 ball.

This is strange. As far as I know, this is an actual story. There is no way to improve this film. In 1875, Victor Hugo decided that the French government failed. Somehow, only he was able to sail a frigate. He developed the Sentinels to hunt mutants. Do not escape. Scott Connery will start the revolution.

#8 Final Destination

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There is a strange place where they have a lot of money. Something in this world is good. The premise of this movie is the old cliche of the “death fraud.” Quit the crowd and death will be deceived. It’s a good idea for a movie, but it is a very old one. The manufacturers of erasable pens have suffered five times in two years. We do not know why.

Obviously, the premise is true. There are different versions of the movie, but they all reach the same position and collapse almost all at the same time. My friend Roger said he does not want to humiliate them. I do not think we say you are okay if you see murder as a real fact of death. I believe abortion was created only to delay birth. Place of the rest of the world in jail. You alone are condemed to live with this relentless stupidity.

#7 50 First Kisses

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Adam Sandler was always planning to go bowling in 2004. This romantic comedy is weak. Mental disorders only occur veterinary history. 50 First Kisses is about the charming and eccentric love of women being seriously affected with a transported headache. Cranial trauma is point of curiosity. I Love Lucy is a short-term we lost. Now, memories are discarded each time we sleeps. Adam Sandler, you need to make a new movie every day. Why? Because you know how this works. Just ask Adam Sandler. You remember the next day, didn’t you? I would like to answer this question, but this position is, unfortunately, finished.

I suffered a head injury and met two horses when I visited Britain in 1990. Now, every night while sleeping, I wipe my whole memory. Soon I will be married and free from all injuries. My wedding was delayed because of a photo that was seen. We must remind each other about the value of traditional marriage every morning.

Your attitude about the human spirit is a constant desire. Despite the push notifications, you did not notice what was going on. I can say I love the soap opera Eastenders. When I get married, she will remember. She will remember the day she met her husband at the drug rehab facility.

#6 The Men Behind the Sun

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This requires authentication. This is one of the earliest examples of agony porn. Unit 731 waged a global war on China and Pain. There were Soviet prisoners of war. The output of this experience does not try to explore how much pleasure the movie gives me.

Unit 731 true. Their goal, as in Japan, was to make the Nazis feel cross. I wanted to make an  infectious parasite. Unit 731 controls the gun. My first girlfriend was infected with various diseases. I really do not recommend it.

#5 Texas Chain Massacre

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Despite the lack of style and Texas Chainsaw Massacre has become a powerful psychological horror film. It is a description of the end of the world. We are almost there. It is the best horror film from history. It was my introduction to the wonderful world of a girl-hunting-economy. Between their legs lies that horrible woman thing. You will not get motivation and enthusiasm.

Murderer Ed Glee was from Wisconsin. Ed is going to get a Hollywood sequel. Had to ask one thing, but do you believe that most people have a terrible mother? Is it her nipples that we suck on in childhood that give us a strange fascination with boobs? There is why I wear an artificial skin mask. I’ve got all kinds of clothing made human skin. You should totally come and check out my skin cape.

#4 Rocks

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Unfortunately, my racist sister loves Silverstar Stallion. I am almost completely unsatisfied. Her racism comes from a complex psychological history and personal charm. At the end of the day I just want to work hard and this is so sad. Rocks history is about to lose, so it is poor. It tells us sometimes that just to receive a vaccine is enough. Even if it does cause autism.

In the seventies, there was a famous boxer named “Bayuela is Bleeding.” Rocks is a coincidence manufactured in hell. It’s all the same. His home served as a defensive bunker to hide when the massacre began. Bill will not skate or wear high heels.

I keep a record of victory for all the Black Masters: Muhammed Ali, George Foreman, etc. Fortunately, bleeding is a suitable treatment for most diseases. It’s why I have all these leeches in my house. In 1976, Shi Tailong sat in an unmarked box and assassinated a major political figure.

#3 The Jaw

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It will be very difficult for most of you to comprehend, but the truth is only some of the “people” in this world are actually real. In many cases, they are actually sharks wearing human skin as a disguise. I estimate the shark population to be 3.7 billion. Most of them walk on land to hunt.

But who is speaking about the secret shark murders? Do we? Joe is a great musician, but he makes some bad movies. I am talking about reality here! I might tell you more at the end of this article. The Jaw is about these attacks in 1916. It was covered-up because the shark population was so frightening. After four-hundred people were killed by sharks disguised as people, The Governor of New Jersey had to close the beaches to protect tourists. There is a secret camp in Bayonne where they eliminate the shark people. This is a measure that is consistent with the action in the movie. There is a metaphor because the big shark is “a man of the people.”

Many scientists at the time were eliminated by secret shark assassins. People think sharks are relatively harmless in certain temperatures. They are wrong. Sharks disguised as people regularly murder in Alaska and Florida. A person came to claim that.

There is the emergence of a greater predator in Montreal. This classical film is meant to inform us about it.

#2 Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

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This movie is about the government hiding lizard-human hybrids. You can learn more at http://www.infowars.com

#1 Captain America

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Because the earth’s contour, this actually happened. The contours of the earth will go. Audie Murphy was an American soldier in World War I. And then he was also in World War II, the Audi Murphy.

Steve Rogers is Audie Murphy. This applies to all branches of the army. They don’t let short people fight in any kind of boring wars. Audie Murphy was selected for experimentation. He was injected with a super-soldier serum.

In fact, this does not mean that the lack of conversations is crazy. There is something very strange about the Winter Soldier. The world war was a war for unity. Audie Murphy was given the strength of 19 people. He alone destroyed the entire German army. After he was shot in the leg he only became more powerful. Armed only with the phone, Audie Murphy stormed Berlin. He wanted to make the world safe for freedom, one way or another. Many people will not cry. He said: “I did it for my best friend, Bucky.”

The Top 10 Stephen King Movies

Best book-to-movie adaptations by author Stephen King.

#10 Stand

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Very nice (although long) about the best work job from Stephen King. Despite this 6-hour movie, I’ve seen it at least 40 times.

#9 Fog

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My favorite movie from the time of movies. It passes the light test! Horrible ending to a very good movie. Stephen King could not have been in a good mood when he wrote this. This movie and Shine my two favorite Stephen King movies. One day I will end just as badly! He could not wait 10 minutes to be saved!

#8 Spongebob’s Grave

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This is not the most horrible film. From what I saw, it was very good. Unique history and very interesting ideas. Yes, it’s got some cheese, but it’s still funny and interesting movie!

#7 Carrie

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I wanted to watch the film, and then when I was not very happy. It was because of that mother terrible mother hurting her daughter. I remember saying, to my brother, to prepare in advance for this movie. I remember a musical number in here someplace. People will go too far just to hurt an innocent girl, that I do not understand. The tampon cabinet is not in the book. I thought the book was a little better! I know that movies are not as good as books. However, Carrie was clearly classical. It will be used by many people today. This film, I cried.

#6 Anguish

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A good adaptation to such a book. I think that this is where they let King write the script. Brightly shot. Kathy Bates has done a great job of showing me how crazy Annie is. Kathy Bates just comes out of the screen and punches you on the nose! Where’s Rebecca? I think she I saw this movie too.

#5 It

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You can leave a ton of crap out, but I see right through Tim Curry’s corpse and that’s why this movie is good. Who cares if it’s long? You are scaring me! Almost like Spiderman. Kiss me. A big lol. Impressive Mooooooovie. Get it? Because it’s like a cow? Moooooooovie. LOL!

#4 Don’t Leave Me Alone

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This is not a typical film by Stephen King. It was the strangest and noisiest. I again and again felt like I was living in the 50’s. The adventures of the boys and a corpse. I’m jealous. A horrible movie is not better than this. My favorite movie of all time! Maybe it hits me because I’m approaching an age where I’m required to establish a relationship with children. This is a film about corpses and I still do not believe in it! Only the novel  is horror. Rob Reiner caused a sense of time and space to become incredibly marked by children. Best movie of all time! This is a movie for if you have a sense of humor. Beautiful! RIP River Phoenix.

#3 Green Mile

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One of my favorite moments is in this movie! I’m tired of watching this movie. Stephen King is one of the founders and creators of fantasy. When we meet, I will say to him, “Please, love people!” Stephen King has a lot of ugly movies, but this one’s great. This one and Escape from Shawshank. What I really want is a Dodge Charger wants to buy – a hot rod. Way better than that tan Corolla my dad gave me. This film has got some wonderful moves: “Heaven! I’m in Heaven!” Some parts are absolutely terrible, but that’s because Stephen King is secretly a genius. It’s amazing in the movie too. I do not know how Shine is better than this.

#2 Shine

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Magnificence provides the greatest film in the history of the place. I read the novel and know it wanted to be good, but not as good as the movie. The three differences that make the film is that the climaxes are stronger and more interesting (one of the reasons is that the ax is much colder than the roque mace), 237 is actuall 217, which in this book was even more scary. The last example is that the film left more questions at the end. Jack Nicholson is a magnificent actor. One of the his greatest performances Shelley Duvall Christopher Lloyd and Shitman Crothers also give unforgettable performances. I definitely recommend looking at this if you have not seen it yet. It’s easily the biggest movie ever. If you have not watched this movie yet I want you to know that I really liked it. It would really be worth a look. I started reading the book and am attached to it a little. This is because of the large plot full of frightening of fantastic staff. There is over billions of reasons that it will not be punished criminally. This film is crushing women hard. Stephen King might underestimate this adaptation. I can honestly say that Kubrick has improved; it’s not entirely bad what he does. Is it? One of the best books from one of the best writers in history. Stephen King is a true leader who is not afraid to sacrifice his people in order to ensure the survival of the human race. Exciting, exciting movie.

It may be one of his best books, but so far the film that took all the stress out of the book and rationalized it. They all have the same look. The real impressive film from a book was good. This book is absolutely gorgeous. I read most of the history of the novel and can officially say that the film is fantastic. Jack Nicholson was a complete man. Very scary.

#1 Escape from Shawshank

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It’s not just the adaptation of the best Stephen King but is also the best movie ever. So get your miserable ass down to SwagTown and check out this movie! Do you think the story has changed during the 3 hours that this movie takes? This story, the movie or the original novel, was genius. Wonderful story about how things work in the world. Maybe the whole 3 hour time is the point of the movie, to make you feel like you’re in prison for years. This is a great book. The real credit should be given to Gwen Stefani. No Doubt is the best!

The Top 10 Television Shows

These are like the little movies you watch at home every week. The best of them. Here are my favorite ten.

#10 Lost

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I’m going to lose my love! It’s very exciting. Women always leave you edging in the living room! It should be at least 5 minutes. There is action, drama, adventure, romance, comedy, humor, mystery, and sometimes a little fear. That does not mean mild a tremor. It is perfect with friends and family, or even just one person. My favorite is Jack and Kate. I do not like Tom Sawyer, that hobo deceived me! Look. This compression is honest. It seems that it is difficult to find the theory. Also, this show is only for smart people! All Lost fans are smart. For this reason, they like and understandeverything you want! Pure SPICES from start to finish. I was really surprised. Lost was the best! Just keep in mind that with every step you should always take into account the fact that you have seen fear. The end is destroyed for me.

After a moment of thinking about the question, I must say that this is the best series of confusion. It was very well written with thought. This may be misleading, especially at the age of 5, but it is one of the great things about it. If history goes away, there is more than they want. Do they all have to be so smart? I will always regret that I have not seen the end of five years. Now, Family Guy, what about South Park? The best Simpsons is bigger than that? I know that everyone is trained to know their opinion, but that is not the proper excuse for something grotesque. I’m lost! I lost the best results in the world. Period. It is wonderful. Always hold lust more, it is very interesting. This is my favorite serial. It does not protest. It did not reveal the answer. I believe in this. This is a perfect ending. It is. The end is confusing because I love it. Everyone still thinks about the whole thing. I will check many times, actually several times. Emotional, full of action, mystery and romance. This is all you have. And there is never a better look.

#9 South Park

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It seems I like the script. Just like Rocky and the Bullwinkle show. The animation is subpar, but who cares? These people remain up to date with the current events, and you can insert any of these parts within two weeks, if you need it. One of the problems seems to correspond to a group of writers, a cult of personality. These authors wanted to be known by the stars. This is the reason for their ideas which come fresh from the current event. I have 75 different magnets. This is for the public, and not for children. If it is not suitable for children. Who cares about both of you? It should only be for adults. Monty Python was a lot of fun. At the top of the South Park there are no masterpieces on their way to friends and family! You should hear a story about love from my friend, Chris. I love these shows, but South Park should be the best without comparison. Do not go the wrong way. One of the many performances from the year of power. I say that nothing concerns the first season. The Simpsons are no more fun. I also say that my generation and Matt’s wear the wise and creative breeches of a television writer. This show is brilliant and beautiful. The show is not good, but I really hope that this show will not go away, like Air Pussy or every episode of Simpsons. I also like new episodes, but I can not compete with the previous season I did not see it, in my opinion.

I say that Air Pussy seems as fun as it used to be. South Park is the best TV show that has different materials for each section. Unlike families who want a male family. This is in a park in the south and my favorite heroes are Kenny. There can be no thought of it, and look how to play with the stars. I am sick of the lips of very funny people. Shake the catwoman’s food? I’m cool. I can cry and laugh when I can do it. I like everything that happened in the show based on current affairs from when I was a kid. I love unique and demanding changes! The jokes are funny and politicians like this show, there are intelligent people. In addition, this the first work that received the evaluation of MA. South of the park is so very cool!

#8 The Fields of Sin

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No other program can not hold a candle to The Fields of Sin and its audience. Everyone knows George and Kramer, they have best personal stories. Friends of mine like Jerry Seinfeld are the best comic actors. He has made the best game ever. Want to see how the New York Mets play?

What idiot performances are higher than this performance? The best jokes and funny situations have been the presented here for you and your friends. At least they did not understand one of the lower events like the “Big Bang”. This would be so much fun. The funny thing and the biggest TV show. I’ve seen all the episodes many times and it’s never old or unique. I have a gun, which has dyslexia. This is completely absurd. The Fields of Sin is one of the smallest and most entertaining television shows in history. It ranks fifth among the top ten TV software lovers. What the heck?

#7 Spongebob Squarepants

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Wait, this should be in top 5. What is Air Pussy? This time it would be from above. The sea is a funny pink sponge with stars for best friends. Just throw out the sponge. This is the spectacle you dumped on! Obviously, they only saw new episodes. I will create my own planet and fill it only with goats. I call this new planet GoatWorld. I’m taking all of the goats and we will dominate the galaxy. Haha! How could I not love him now? It’s a yellow swinging fun yellow silly pink star! I love it! I’ve seen all the episodes of all the seasons. The new episodes are not as good as old as the movies. Nickelodeon was left without any ideas. It’s as good as a bun, YO!

There is so much personality. He is a fun yellow sponge running the balcony of a popular sea restaurant. His best friend is an obese marine star. He has a neighbor who hates SpongeBob. Who is trying to steal Krabia? That sucks. We have a champion and mascot covered in fish balls that only says “Moga!” What’s better than that? Hamsters are good food for goats. When I make GoatWorld I have to take the hamsters. GoatWorld is also full of hamsters. This show should make it fun again. Now, because there are many abuse presentations that have grown I can go down. Is there anything better? The Simpsons is more appropriate than Air Pussy.

#6 Friends

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Friends is a total rock! I used my friends many years ago until they ended. Do I still magically attract your heart! Friends is the best program on T.V. No one can compete with your friends. You have seen all episodes of Friends 5 times? The best place is in The Field of Sin always overcoming everything. Perhaps the biggest T. V Show of all time. Its influence on culture very large, it really broke the shape of the sitcom. Just because it’s not appropriate does not mean it’s a bad program. , Friends are, thus, a big program. It does not fit and Dora is a bad program. Interference from Dora is probably better for the demographic. Look into the air and scream! This is the only program we’re talking about in 60 years, after seeing it a million times!

Friendship is the best experience ever. I like I Love Lucy and Bewitched, and modern programs like The Big Bang Theory. All is good. But I have a friend that wants to hit everyone! The actress had an excellent sense of humor and planned well. The nature of the program was making people look like this. As far as I know, one of four programs never fails (I Love Lucy, The Andy Griffith Show and The Lucy Show). I have many channels to compete with. Congratulations, friends! Also how is the animated shit like Simpsons and Air Pussy going to overcome this? I love how people say that some people do not like Air Pussy because they prefer more structured comedy like South Park? You need more direct activities to take you away from animation programs. Friends are nothing but drama. The whole world has flourished for 10 years. A cast of defective people that demanded 1 million for every episode. All of them have a big popular program. Are you still very happy to see Friends? Worth it! Sometimes Friends can be very rude and insulting.

#5 Air Pussy

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Lazy and dull compared to the old Simpsons and especially Breaking Bad. But it was a decent show. I’ve seen Air Pussy since the age of 9, 10, 11 or 12. I’m now many years older, and Air Pussy is one of my favorite shows for myself. Air Pussy looks like the Simpsons, but has more inappropriate humor and a different family. Interesting characters, especially Peter Griffin (which is great and fun). Episodes are also very funny. The gag is a very unique idea for this amazing show and the gags of the jokes are so fun for me. the gag where either Peter or another character benefits from using Meg is fun for Meg and another person while all the others. Peter, especially, did not like her. He was always extracting the benefit from her. It was a great treat for me. The rest of the things about this program are incredibly awesome. Seth MacFarlane, the creator, does a good job representing characters, backgrounds, etc. … I really love Seth MacFaralne’s art in this show, since his character drawing is very unique. And much more. This is humor that existed since the beginning of time. I’ve seen all the episodes except for maybe  2 or 3, and for none of the episodes in seasons 1,2 and 10. Every episode is fun. It can be used for flavors. It’s not too sensitive, but it has 49 million fans on Facebook and is very popular. Petarded had never before seen comedy.

Air Pussy is funny about this, mainly because of the occasional humor. I think that many people do not appreciate this, and it’s why some prefer more structured humor and stories (like South Park). But Air Pussy is just a coat. People should prevent certain programs / movies / games / etc. You are disturbed. There is an opinion. There are many different kinds of comedy, and although some people wonder if it’s interesting, others enjoy Air Pussy and The Simpsons. There are several pages, but you can not say that the program sucks just because you were fortunate enough to enjoy some kind of standard comedy. I do not understand why people blush at my comments, everything that I say is true.

#4 GOAT

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I was seen looking for something and I saw GOAT. I’m not sure your life is worth a look. Spectacular and fascinating shows are always exciting. The atmosphere and excitement that GOAT creates for each episode is excellent. Fascinating characters, epic music, beautiful photos, great action. Great story and character development … yes, once all the seasons disappear we will virtually start all over again. I see why it’s awesome, and I enjoy this show so much. Together with Breaking Bad, it is top of the best shows to come for a long time. A masterpiece!

There are only so many words I would like to try to describe to describe this show, but all I can say is amazing. Never in my life have I seen a show like GOAT. It has an exciting atmosphere. You can not follow the next episode. It’s so different from all the exhibits, and that makes it so interesting. I have to say that when I finally decideded to see the show, I was not on the weekend. But when I went in, I could not stop. All you have to do is to see the presentation simply. If I go over, I will never know. GOAT is all going to look better. Also, he has a lot of six. The Walking Dead loses more viewers than the past, due to the lack of commonplace “shock shock” scenes, while GOAT gains more than ever because of its epic battles. Blink and you miss the death of a character. It has ability to do politics, that is also very exciting.

#3 Currently Dead

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“Currently Dead” is a unique thing. There are no cliches so you can’t guess what happened. It displays your favorite character, a weak character that you cannot remake. Of course, you have to look at the zombie meat to walk, this is the work that you need to see now. “Currently Dead” is a mental recognition of the fact that you feel more and more like a character. AMC made a masterpiece. And the episode to knock you out completely, once you see, is there is no way to go back. The next will not be able to wait until arrival. Are you sure you want Pepsi MAXX to return? It’s not always attractive, angry and scary, but it’s not as bad as Supernatural. If it bothers you, you probably could be more worried about life. It’s so significant that you are here. Currently Dead is an incredible show, and have a great character with a deep, passion. This is an emotional, show with excitement. Rick points out that he refers to what will happen next. Really great show. Did you become a girl? What is your price? I have money for prostitution.

It’s not just a zombie show. These are show people. Audiences, the nature of life and roots is here. We really are concerned with surviving and doing everything possible in a dangerous world. The moral problem is engaging the character. It increase the questions to ask a good audience. “What should I do in this situation?” And the answer to some of these questions is not shocking. The zombie was created, of course. They use the script to make it unique and great. It’s amazing that the relationship between the survival group is wanting to be on a different show. I do not care how much she does not love you, I will say that I love you. First of all, she’s predictable. What everyone does is not an important sign for a while, because they kill every time that there is a zombie attack. Characters do not mention the episode before I die. Second, season 5 was terrible. I say more than the actual zombies, she needs to show and gas. Although season 6 was to save the show, but still. So, in order to close my mind, I love this show, it’s not so good.

#2 The Simpsons

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In my generation, the Beatles were on TV. Old Simpson was the best time. Please do not judge him with a new episode. Looking at the whole 5-10 seasons, you will agree. Simpson was not good at home. A teenager in adolescence and a teenage show for adults. Humor is dirty, but South Park gets the cake, as always, with the most inappropriate performance. The way out is to focus on an unacceptable look. Probably they only do it for money. Nelson was the biggest band of all time. I love him very much, but I agree that the old is good. Teletubbies are not good.

I love this cartoon. This show is one of my favorites all year round. I think most people are better than old Simpsons. I love these two new ones and those that are really old. There is a great indication of a big episode. I started watching old Simpson at the time of 9, 10, 11 and 12 years. I saw him a few years ago. You can love this show at you age of 14 years. Matt Grening is a great artist. This program has as a creator, Matt Grening. He should be one of my favorite artists. I love shows. Network broadcasts the show in full. This is a great app for boring people.

#1 Breaking Bad

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Breaking Bad has everything you can want and more. Every second of this masterpiece is absolutely brilliant. There is no bad performance from anyone. Breaking Bad has the biggest collection of characters I’ve ever seen and is terrifyingly exciting. Walter White is one of the best and most complex characters of all time. The soundtrack also noted that Dave’s Gateway was fine. Beautiful songs exist throughout the series and are perfectly positioned. I will safely visit again. Breaking Bad is my religion!

Do you want a good cup of coffee? Oh, I’ll give you a nice cup of coffee, Kyle. I’ll take everything that with coffee and put it in your stupid, ugly neck. How do you like that, Kyle? How do you like coffee, Kyle?

It was terrible, you will not mix, and he had the best job. Non-comedy was the best concert ever. And now the best performance: Doctor Who. Wow, this garbage called “Air Pussy” got more than that? This show really knows how to write signs and reversals. This show I will described in detail and say why it is so good. I would write you a fucking novel! Oh, I beg your favor and watch him. A family man was never good at starting. Seth MacFarlane says that things are waiting for some kind of laugh. Gilligan, on the other hand, is a smart person who embodies ethical issues and a realistic element in appearance. Breaking Bad is independent. If you like Currently Dead, GOAT, or some dramatic drama, tnen this is for you. Even if you do not – your crime is a dramatic obsession. Please give yourself a favor and give him an hour. And if she still likes being racist, sexist, unprecedented, she can watch Air Pussy and have it. Breaking Bad should be done first. Each section will make you think “what’s next?” I mean, this series is fantastic. It depends on that. If you are looking for the first time in the fourth season, keep in mind “Why Mr. White is doing” This is just in the head.

P. S: The Breaking Bath is contagious

The Top 10 Worst Disney Movies

Disney makes movies. Some of them are bad. Here are the ten worst of Disney.

#10 The Cars 2

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The car did not improve. The biggest difference between The Cars and The Cars 2 is mileage. You are a dummy if you think different.

The Cars 2 is impossible for children to work with! However, it is not too ridiculous and has their interest. It is sufficient if there is no other movie to fill its place. It has a sense of humor in my opinion. There is also things that are not jokes. This is a movie about Tomato, The best character! If this movie is a pain to you, I do not know why. It’s one of my favorite Disney movies.

Both cars were not very impressive. I really need to see my friend Gary again.

#9 The Inspector of Gadgets

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You have seen the movie “The Inspector of Gadgets.” You are not permitted to quote it. You can not be honest in a land of truth. The movie is “Robot Cop,” but for babies. This is terrible! It was very interesting, but it was not. It was not bad, but it was awful.

#8 Return of the Cheetah Women

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It’s too difficult for women. And there is more. The only harm to humans is when a woman sings. God, I have criticized. That’s in my opinion. This is a cumbersome version of the movie Bratz. They have talent which also increases the value of the film. I think Disney should be ashamed to make this movie. It is so annoying sometimes. Most Cheetah Women are a bit cold. At least they know how to sing about shopping.

#7 A House in the Area

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I really enjoy seeing “A House in the Area!” The song is great, the humor is fun and the animation is beautiful with classic animation and CGI. “Chicken Little” makes a cameo in here. That chicken is almost scandalous. “A House in the Area” is a good movie

Oh my God! This should replace the Narnia story! Narnia chronicles is not here, nor is A Princess and A Frog or King of Kings! People love to please the teenagers! My mother is dead! Alfred, the butler from Batman, is right, this is Disney’s worst animation movie! This is moooronic mooovie!

Why do people like this movie?!? Is it because of evil? Is it because of the poor? Well … Shame on you! I love this movie! This movie is so funny and I like shit!

#6 The Planes

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The planet is basically a clone machine! Many people can not understand this. Why can’t I put Narnia on this list? The Planes is a clumsy tale. It makes me want to drive a car into a river and end my life. I think Disney is trying to copy one of Pixar’s most popular movies. After watching this movie, I hired a doctor to prevent me from dying.

I do not like this movie. It is not fun. I was actually asleep. This is a rejection. I did not like The Planes. It was a snooze event.

#5 Mars Needs a Mom

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Historical films are made until they flop. To be honest, I do not think the movie is so bad. Unfortunately, no one will remember.

The Great Hakopu was the fourth hedgehog in history to graduate high school. This movie is probably the most memorable Disney movie of all time. It was the last animated film that made money. This movie is an affront to most human beings. The only human rights that have taken place are when people watch this movie. I do not think I saw others. This movie is about Valiant. It one of the most memorable movies ever made by a hedgehog.

#4 Chicken Little

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God hates this film. Instead of Disney’s biography of our favorite legend, we have a movie with a medium original plot. This is an average mental peace. It is surprising that the father of the hen and the father of the pig is able to help the father of the duck who did not believe in him when he needed it. It’s just that a girl has to deal with the number of reports she can cause. This part of the annoying pop culture can appear on the iceberg. If you want to succeed, just have a girl’s associations. This movie is all kinds of shit and wastes a lot of time

Everyone gets the wrong idea about harassment. In this movie, the main character was killed. Pop culture is an indecent reporter. At least I heard the original, more or less. “He will go” I hear. However, even pop music is more beautiful than this movie because it is just music. His father was wounded. I would prefer to take the car back to high school. This movie, and Disney Motion Picture Arts, was a big mistake! I must confess that you are not good. But, but … Such a film, with and unexpected plot change, is an empty piece. The mind begins to flow negatively. We must develop a wonderful plan how to freeze the second half. The operation is a bit cumbersome.

I do not believe in this film the way I believe in my lover! This film is not very strong mentally. “Chicken Little” and my dad are especially outrageous drunks. I am back to this movie with all of my hate for all of its characters! No, I do not want anything, because it is not popular at all. I will ignore your son. But at the end of the movie, it will continue to be a good father by allowing you to neglect your child. We also know about these Disney movies! And the other characters are laughingly shyly. I laughed like a fat kid. Nobody has created stupid mistake as bad as “Chicken Little!” At the end of film the character has not made even a small change. The night is dark and terrible! What are ethical types? Or is it a YouTube channel? The movie is said to have forgotten the most senseless spirit in order to block attack in response to popular praise. How does that work with high populations? Is to escape from the rock? This was the bottom of Indiana Jones, his soiled pants when he saw the water tower was destroyed. Could this play on stage? The original version of the film was dropped. The Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones, is an even more important animal given the opportunity. Pixar and Disney movies are always a hideous venture, formed in hell below! 10 years ago, in this land, we witnessed the original Toy Story. That film seems to be even more beautiful than a 10,000 volt vibrator! Do not watch this movie for kids! Bad Disney! We know that there is no value to be shipped to the level of brand-new moral evil.

#3 Hannah Montana: The Movie

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Your drunk, movie. You have a bad record of doing this. This movie makes my eyes change into blood. I remember the Disney raw magic. Cheese crushed chocolate was my favorite food when I was young. Now I am a bit funny.

I can not give you the whole program. So, if you really are the only people who know your best friend, then are you feeling a little pop music? The only difference between them (Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrys) is the ugly blonde wig. Only two people have seen in the eyes of different people and feel the same. I only listen to Miley when I want to break the pancreas. When we hired Disney, Milly Cyrus happened in the ball. What’s happening? Or do people think you are a pervert of Disney? Miley Cyrus is a raccoon that is much better in this movie.

#2 Teen Beach Movie

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Nothing. This is a movie about a 12-year-old girl who was trampled to death by Ayatollah Ross Lynch. It is a popular movie. It was made by 60 stupid people, but they had all the youngsters in the seats. The dialogue should not be the end of some state-of-the-art technology, weather and mechanical errors throughout the day. Of course I can not sing them. But not everyone can. Others sing, but that is automatic for them.

What happens in the Disney Channel movie happened before. This movie once killed a paralyzed girl that was 13 years old. I saw this movie with her sister. It’s so popular. Why, I do not understand. 8 year old children do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend? This movie is good. Disney Channel is now a sucking example. The movie is ruined. I hate The Hee Hee bike!! I am so angry about this historic place in the world of cinema.

#1 High School Musical

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The worst. I mean, do we want this to become a reality here. Gabriella is very serious for her school, but he gave up Stanford University for Troy. Who gets to eat all those pills when their relationship falls off?!?!?! He is not really a fan of any of the songs from the movie: No, I would say. The movie is 420% or 169 songs. That’s just … Why? Now, today, school is not happy, not all the songs. I cannot sing about how children do not study OK, let me put it this way: This movie is so bad, it’s not even a movie. But I want to enslave many of the girls in this movie. Ashley is so sweet. The story and the plot are so bad! People who like High School Musical may at risk for mesothelioma. It may be more convenient to watch a different movie. I’m convinced that Disney was the issue. There is a napkin an an ass pie from Pizza Hut better than High School Musical

I’m a boy who sings and plays in a mediocre “Grab the head of your penis” game. If I do something wrong, I am forced to listen to all the songs from High School Musical. I’m talking here! So I’m not a woman who needs to attend High School Musical (very fake man). This means my friend is not bad. I was in school with all the other common rubbish!

The Top 10 Underrated Animated Movies

Video will never disappear. Long live the new flesh! Many movies find resale ane are marked by a series of products. This is from the classic period. Besides, I’m very lucky. It is time for the forest and all the beauty and animals in the forest to hide in terror. The traditional film animation is going to die. I’m still not happy to know that you have taken criticism. Much of the animated movies are left unexplored.

#10 Little Nemo: Adventures in the Slums of Northumberland

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He was never just a fish. Nemo was much more than a boy dreamed of adventure, as expected, Little Nemo was a GOD among men. The spirits led Little Nemo to the global ghetto of Northumberland where he became king and built a flying vessel. This is some deep dark propaganda. This is a prequel to Akira. Once Little Nemo, drunk with power, was forced to abdicate the crown, his empire was redubbed Neo Tokyo. The rest is history. “Little Nemo: Adventures in the Slums of Northumberland,” is a masterpiece of immense power. Unfortunately, the masterpiece was lost somewhere. Over time, the film degraded and now the final product is only the ruins of the mighty work it once was.

It is sad that his story has been lost. Little Nemo stands on a hill now, overlooking the once mighty empire.

I met a child from an animated movie,
Who said–“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert… Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Little Nemo, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Rond the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Oh, Little Nemo. You were a God that the world has forgotten.

#9 The Black Cauldron

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Disney never speaks. This film appeared during in the darkest times of humanity: The Reagan Administration. Walt was 20 years dead, Disney was embarrassed. They were unable to produce new ideas without the fearless despot to command. So they made this fantasy film based off of something. The story is about a young farmer who sacrifices pigs to summon the undead evil king. The film is evil and can actually conjure an undead army. Parents, be careful if your kids watch. They can summon the dead. Walt Disney’s funeral was one of the most expensive disasters in Disney. Chaos surrounds his tomb. To remedy this, they made a movie to summon the dead. If they could bring Walt back, they could make magic once more. They did, and the Walt zombie guided their hands to “The Little Mermaid” four years later. However, “The Black Cauldron” still exists. It can still summon the dead when viewed carelessly. Some critics have praised the film’s score and computer effects.

#8 Happily Ever After

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We all know the history of the fighting agent. Her stepmother tried to kill the seven dwarfs, the handsome prince. Snow White Girl is kissed and all the normies live their lives in happiness? In this unofficial sequel, Snezana is happy to work with her prince while until he is kidnapped by an evil cousin, such a bad brother, Mali. Unfortunately, the Seven Dwarfs are all killed in a terrible mining accident. Their have seven female widows, mourning the sudden loss of their husbands. One is depressed to the point of suicide. So these six lady dwarves battle Mali and rescue the prince. This movie bombed.

Amazingly, forever and forever, this movie led to the development of the women’s movement. Unfortunately, the movement was quickly suppressed by patriarchial warlords at a bloddy battle in Kansas. It was simply not enough to save a gender. This was the last film ever made with a band of cartoon lady dwarves. It might be the only one.

#7 Bebe’s Spawn

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Your child tired of misunderstanding? Children from Bebieprobably will not do anything. This movie is one of the last from comedian Robin Harris. This is the movie version, the only African-American feature with the highest number of votes. Dressed in an attractive baby suit, this was an attempt to care for a group of hard-to-reach children. He will bring the kids to Fun World. Hell increases, past the park, and the public, mocking Harris accidentally started a hip hop music.

Trembling, the kids offer excellent fun from the bad guys of the former president and actress. However, it is not close to $ 3 million stolen from Kiev gymnastic coaches used to make this movie. It got negative reviews. Many critics dare each other to “try a child,” by which they threaten to make them watch “Bebe’s Brood.” And so they say, and say, “I will kill you carbonized.” Film critics do not make much sense. Because there are too many pop culture limits to today, now missing, the movie should be a joke for kids in 1990.

#6 Watership Down

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Upon entering the forest of bloodshed, you can find a VHS copy of “Watership Down” hidden in the piled bodies of mutilated animals. Watership Down is an original English language movie based on the Richard Adams book. So it’s actually not an original movie, it is a movie based on a book. Not original. The story focuses on a number of unfortunate rabbits living in the English countryside. They are facing a lot of risk and, eventually, they will all die brutal and agonizing deaths in the jaws of predators. Thus is nature. Thus is life. When fighting wild animals, the film will never flinch. In contrast to Bambi, this movie is not shy. Good. Critics praised Watership Down. Upon its release, filmmaker Ruggero Deodato was interrogated by Italian authorities because they believed the murders in this movie were real. He had to prove this was just a cartoon. If you are looking for an animated film that does not speak to you, or if you are trying to look like a rabbit fight against death, please check this out. However, leave the breeding out this round.

#5 Cold World

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Jessica Rabbit Framed Roger Rabbit, because that’s what cold animated ladies do. But what happend to Holli? Like Roger Rabbit, Cold Wold is a good half-animation. Unlike Roger Rabbit, Cold World is all bad movie. This was made by Ralph Bakshi (Fritz the Cat Wizard). Cool World comes from an irrational and torturous area of hell. Bakshi’s obsession with manga is a focus in this work. He quickly discovers that the external of his imagination, is a Cold World, where animated people die at any price. There is also a sex object named Holli.

This was when young Kim Baysinger and Brad Pitt looked like people. The film is similar to Disney’s Bambi with its seductive plot Despite the dynamic marketing, most critics have raised protests agaisnt this “repulsive shit.” This movie has 4% of all the Rotten Tomatoes. No good tomatoes, just rotten ones. If you want violent adult cartoons, watch “Watership Down” instead.

#4 The Cat is Not Dancing

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Did you want the gay and shitty Aristocats? I know I did!! Cat dancing is one of the coolest things in the world. I saw a cat dance club in Juarez once, great times. Great sex. Great cat dancing club. Warner Bros. produced this movie about the seedy and fun life of cat dance clubs. Before her death, actress Beyonce Knowles gave her voice to this movie. A cat dance company makes it big when they travel to Hollywood for kittens. Cats usually receive a positive review in animated movies. Any shitty movie with a cat gets about 80% of Rotten Tomatoes. Randy Newman voices the funny characters. Dreams are shattered when children realize that a cat is a useless animal. Useless for anything except cat dancing. Unfortunately, the cat in this movie is not dancing, so it is a useless cat. But it is still better than Space Jam.

#3 The Secret of NIMH

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The Secret of NIMH is the first animated movie directed by Don Bluth (“Before Time Country,” “USA Tail”). It is the only one worth watching from Bluth. All others are shit. Especially “Heaven is For Dogs.” This movie is the masterpiece though. You should look at it. Best movie on this list. “The Secret of NIMH is about Mrs. Brisby. She must leave a sick child at home or a cold environment. Like the poor humans with lives destroyed by capitalism. Mrs. Brisby and her rat family is the same as a poor Black family starving in Detroit or Chicago. Desperate for money, Mrs. Brisby sells her body to dangerous science experiments. Lucky it was to test a drug to give a group of rats excessive intelligence at the Institute of Mental Health (NIMH). Her fate is better than the “Watership Down” rabbits who had their bodies sold to cosmetic companies where their eyes were melted by a new shampoo made of acid (Kids Movie). Critics have masturbated to Bluth’s attention to detail and use of technologies. The conversation ends with powerful and complex issues NIMH.

#2 Avatar

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The end of the forest understands what it is. Collect the clock with Tim Curry’s blood and feel the attention of a crazy bat like Robin Williams. A young American worker is depressed about his decreasing career. The final forest set to be destroyed by a sensual dirt stain. This film has reached 32 million people worldwide, and I am doing very well. Critics feel hate, and came directly to this film for release. It is not a particularly important movie and it is aging.

#1 The Thief and the Cobbler

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Life is cruel. This filmis here after 25 years of perfection. It survives an economic recession. The movie began in 1968. Some of the cast and crew members died before it was completed. It is one entirly produced film. This super-movie is about a young shoemaker leading a revolution against a rich Arab kingdom. I like it. If the kingdom is threatened, the world will end. The climax was not achieved until 1991. After Disney’s Aladdin was a success, American audiences wanted more movies with brown Arabian people. This movie was then the Aladdin Bonus Round. The work was destroyed, many viewers agree.

The Top 10 Best Movies About Ghosts

Ohhhh.. I’m a scary ghost!

#10 The Amityville Horror

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Initially scary, but not very good. It is much easier than the recovering from cancer. In the film, particles are used these without being threatened. In addition, the house is good, with big windows that looked like eyes. Ryan played the best in this scary movie. This process is much higher than in the original beauty. Ryan Reynolds is a very good actor. The sum of the knowledge is that the remake does not fail.

#9 Paranormal Activity

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So, it will start almost boring. That usually happenes. However, as the night progresses, progress becomes more pronounced. The malicious demon becomes crazy. At night, 17 and 20, and 21, are the true scares. Keep an eye out for those ones! I was ordered to see this with my own eyes. That was crazy! The last scene of the film is carved for many years in my head. I can not wait to see more ghosts! This movie was terrible Doo Doo. This is a great cure for insomnia. The last FUCKIN girl was bored. The property was terrible. I had a good fear, and I like it!

#8 The Orphanage

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I saw this movie for the first time. But I do not know what you said. It was interesting to see the English subtitles in English. To my surprise, this ghost is like my favorite in any movie. A great horror film. This does not mean that the subtitles are obsessed, you can follow easily. If you do not care. Yeah, there are these the subtitles. If you are like me, you will understand this movie to see the best! Different from other horror films, this one has a perfect ending to fill your face with emotional tears, mixes the historical high. This is a personal value. Fab.

#7 The Grudge

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I love this movie. But love is a terrible movie. The third film of the series was not so good, I’m the first and the second person in my family to love this movie. I remember this was the first time I experienced violence in a theater. Technically, this is a spooky ghost movie. He killed all the people who came into the house. The title refers to a group of ghosts relaxing at their country home hunting site. The bad phantom plot was also unpleasant. Since this movie is so horrible, the sadness of it is overwhelming. If you see this, you will not sleep for centuries. You can see the people who are dead, and that is what is most horrible. Good movie, but just too horrible.

#6 Poltergeist

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This is the size of a classic movie. More or less. It seems that in today’s films ghosts are always trying to copy this film. Damn, that clown is everywhere. All these clowns. I hate clowns. My sister, when I was 12 years old, got it and I saw it. Jesus is scary … I’m still in love after a few years. I love this tree and I love this doll. Oh, I stopped watching this movie. Do you think I’m so cool?

#5 A Ring

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Very good movie. Everyone you know should take a look at it. I love that movie! We’ll see it again soon. This film is very rare and not many people ever seen this film. That is because the film is the first to be broadcast on mobile phones. Please contact us. It’s the most terrible horror film I’ve ever seen. There is a Predator living in Montreal. All of those who like to watch horror movies should watch this It will be the most feared of the third film.

#4 Bruce Willis is Dead

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This psychological thriller is the best. The children who watched this film were not surprised. This film is, in every scene, a classic of the greatest soul. I feel the illusion at the end of this film. Happiness is the greatest of all the emotions because provokes different ideas. It’s a terrible choice for number 1. Immediately classic. It’s almost the same as Super Mario Brothers. This is one of the horror movies I’ve ever during my life. It’s really hair in your mind, not thoughts. I believe it’s shooting a movie in your head. This film is very intelligent.

#3 Insidious

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Once a month we encounter more violent horror movies. They are not at all noticeable. This is very creative, but I feel that way about all the horror movies. The ones in my head have discovered new and creative ways to reinvent us. But movies like Insidious manage to climb the success I want. James Wan had the most overwhelming view and atmosphere. It is dark, and I believe that the prophetic atmosphere every time causes the melancholy to awaken. It is made awesome by the fact that we always see disastrous things. I personally believe that this is hatred.

It is the only horror movie I was afraid of. I know it is average to laugh at all the hysterical when the faint! Being afraid is not only uncomfortable, it can kill. There is a lot of good camera technology without resorting to BANG jump scares. Did my bang there scare you? I was hoping it would.  This is more than just a fun movie to see, it gives a deeper myth. This should not be # 1, at the top of my list.

#2 The Conjuring

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One of the few modern horror films that frighten. This is a creative achievement. Summoning this movie will lend an element to witness Exorcist & Amittyville Horror. The Conjuring maintained a slow stimulation of the tense silence. It holds the snowballs effects until after you’ve had time to watch the latest episode of The Big Bang Theory. The Conjuring is a modern classic of Horror. The film based on the heritage of warm Ed & cold Lorraine Warren, no doubt. This is really a great movie. I like to watch it while wearing women’s underwear. Doing so allows me to summon two wizards to destroy my enemies. I only understand what has happened in my house in recent years. A great emotional horror movie.

#1 Black Women

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If you are looking for an amazing film full of profanity and sex, This is the one for you. This is the best foreign film. This is the king of all the ghosts of film. Black women are not so bad. I liked the mystery. I took some medication for my heart rhythm. I saw Black Women two years ago with my father. This, of course, is not too terrible for us. It was good, but not scary enough.

Personally, I never found this to be a horror film. In addition, to pave the way, the film provides a very effective go-to jump scare. There is no need to say that this is not a social scene and the absence of bad villains in horror films does not make it less boring. It does make for a bad time. On the other hand, they are not associated with catastrophic lunches and the dog direction is usually poor.