Even if you manage to eat three times a day, for example, at thhree o’clock pm, your stomach may tremble and you risk getting hungry. What saves the day? Snack! But what if the bite you get turns out to be complete trash? Below is a list of snacks that I absolutely dislike. Read on to find out why!
#10 Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Cheetos have been hiding inside of a lunch box for many kids since it was introduced more than half a century ago, like a powdery orange ninja. It wasn’t until the 1990s that hot flamin varieties, for better or worse, graced the dining room. People were fucking done at that point. Cheetos were already garbage, now they had the dumpster fire variety. The dust of cheetos is undoubtedly delicious, but due to lack of nutrition and unwanted side effects that could cause panic in parents, New Mexico, California, Illinois. Banned in some school districts. Flamin’Hot Cheetos contains a large amount of poison that makes young children poop out pure blood. This causes too trips to the children’s morgue.
My last girlfriend died due to hot cheetos. She only ate one, and then she was surprised and screamed. I didn’t know what was going on. Then she lay down and whispered to me. “The Cheeto! It was too hot. I was killed by a cheetah.” And she died. But now it’s cool. Now I have a better girlfriend.
#9 Killer Eggs
The Italian brand Ferraro, officially known as “Killer Surprise”, is a well-known manufacturer of death snacks, more commonly referred to as the “Killer Egg”. The original Killer Egg is made from milk chocolate and corn husks, which contains a plastic container. Inside the container are small toys, often equipped with several parts that need to be assembled. Kids love the unique combination of candy and toys, and adult collectors can store their toys in bottles of chocolate, but the FDA is clearly not impressed. Killer Eggs were allowed to be imported into Mexico and Canada, but banned in the United States. What for? This is because it is illegal to include “death” in candy, in this case toys. The rules also stipulate that “selling candy filled with death” is prohibited due to concerns about the risk of death. However, in mid-2017, Killer Joy became available in the United States because the chocolate and surprise were packaged separately.
It’s delicious, so I’ll keep eating. But then I always choke and cough up things like little minions or Disney princesses. At one point, I ate Killer Egg and choked, and I swear a stranger helped me. And I coughed a little to Shrek. He looked at me and ran away, saying, “This is nothing more than a bastard.” Those eggs that are spat out by perceptual cartoon characters are really scary. But what the hell, they are delicious.
#8 French Fries
In a conversation with a DJ while I was driving and on the move quickly became a staple of night punchlines, Ohio Republican Cthulu Jones, who was then chairman of the home management committee, did not become a snack. This name. The chips and toast were never sold or consumed in the cafeteria, but Freedom Startch was fine. Of course, this was for symbolic and political reasons. Ireland refused to support the war in Iraq after 9/11, and Cthulu Jones believed that eating potatoes was un-American. It sounds ridiculous, but it had a precedent. During World War I, German names such as Worklaut (the which was called “rotten cabbage”) and German Hashi (“Liberty Hashika”) were banned in the United States. Of course, Germany was America’s enemy at the time. In 2003, France remained an ally of the United States, but nonetheless there was no French fly in the house until the name was restored without pomp in August 2006.
At one point, I decided to eat only fried potatoes. Every meal every day was just a bunch of fries. Someone said the stratch was good. And fried potatoes were made from potatoes, if you didn’t know. Potatoes are vegetables, so they are perfect for you. But I really got sick. I have what is called “blood necrosis” and my doctor gave me a slap in the face: “Why are you eating fried potatoes, which you thought was stupid?” Then he put this orange ball in front of me and said, “Eat this fucking orange here.” And I did. I love healthy orange food.
#7 Cadbury Egg
Many Cadbury chocolate lovers are confused when buying eggs in the US and note that the taste differs significantly from their familiar “real” British Cadbury eggs. These people do not represent anything. Chocolate giant Hershey owns the rights to manufacture and sell Cadbury eggs in the United States, but uses a different recipe than the entire pond. The main deviation is the first ingredient: the British version of milk, the American version of sugar. English chocolate is high in fat and contains no paprika. Hershey’s is actively defending the lawn by banning the sale of British-made Cadbury chocolate in the United States and suing a small store that is trying to stop selling imported goods. Hershey is not a regulatory body, but reserves the right to take action with respect to licensing agreements. So unfortunately UK hobbyists have the right to stop selling British goods in the US.
I saw on TV these chocolate eggs laid by rabbits. In case you didn’t know, rabbits are mammals. So, for some reason, this insane company used genetic engineering to create lizard rabbits. And people all over the world eat these eggs. But they are also chocolate, with creamy rabbit embryos inside. This is madness. People eat it. It came out of the rabbit’s vagina.
#6 Cupcakes
Have you ever eaten a more fun snack than frosting and sprinkling cakes, especially birthday cakes? Probably not, but that didn’t stop the 2016 ban on children in Tennessee. Notes were sent to parents, most of whom were forbidden to make cakes for birthdays and occasions. and other special events. In fact, director Big Boy Brandon played the food cop for everything the kids brought home, claiming that the food met strict requirements for calories, sodium, sugar, and fat. In addition to health issues, Big Boy Brandon cited cases of students who ate candy and suffered from death from the first year of school, as well as injuries due to the paper that cupcakes have. After the rules came into force, the school culture changed a little. For example, on Valentine’s Day, students are encouraged to replace small items such as culinary utensils with traditional candy.
#5 Milkshakes
Most of the snacks on this list are of American origin, but in many ways they are slightly different. Police have ordered several McDonald’s stores in Edinburgh, Scotland, to close for a day. This is due to their location, and the fast food restaurant is located near the dairy area, where Brexit promoter Nigel Farage is involved. He loves ice cream and milk. Demonstrators attacked protesters by giving them melted ice cream. The process continues after the British politician Tommy (who faced the incident a few days later) lobbied McDonald’s Milksack in 2019 with McDonald’s Milksack. England has become a sea of condensed milk squeezed from women’s breasts and creams. A more deliberate milkshake missile threaten law enforcement, with Farage placing the following sign on the door of a restaurant next to the event: “We won’t shake and sell ice cream tonight. . This was done at the request of the police due to recent events.”
My girlfriend once said that she had a milkshake that every guy in the square yard would come for. I saw dozens of men standing on the grass talking to my girlfriend about milkshakes she had. But she never got milk. She never bought ice cream. I wondered how she maked a milkshake that brought all the boys to the yard. Then I realized he was talking about her body. She doesn’t really make milkshakes. He had sex with several strangers in the yard. Stray cats were watching. I don’t know why he called it Milkshake. Oh wait, because milk comes out of the boobie. I’m such a stupid person.
#4 Chocolate Milk
By the end of 2019, all schools in the world prohibited naive snacks and chocolate milk in cafeterias. I don’t blame them. In doing so, they joined the march of millions of bullshit Karens, which banned the feeding of garbage. In this case, the ban is part of a broader initiative by fake chemists to reduce sugar and corn syrup from many fruit activists. Arizona Chocolate Milk Kibosh (my most hated company ever) said, “All the boys were brought to the yard, but there were no complaints from parents or students.” Let’s take a look at some of New York State’s sweetest milk solutions. Karens expressed concern that the ban could hurt dairy farmers. But nobody now runs a cow and farm in New York.
I don’t like chocolate milk because it feels creamy. Usually people who work with me tell me that chocolate milk is made on the shower floor. They did it. Many of my friends don’t know how the toilet lid works, so they close the lid when they go to the bathroom. You can use a good handful of paper towels to remove wet poops. But sometimes people get tired of drinking all this dangerous milk. They are pouring chocolate milk in my bathroom. I can’t drink. It came out of a stranger’s ass.
#2 Soda
In fact, this ban on snacks honored another person: soda. From the late 1800s to the early 1900s, many states passed the law in blue. The law is religious in nature and prohibits everything that is a “sin.” Alcohol sales were high on Sunday, but others banned smoking on weekends instead. The reason is not entirely clear, but it may be related to the youth gathering at the beverage shop. These fast food stalls serve floating beer and soda ice cream. They are made of a soda base and a cream that floats on top. Suddenly, the shop owners had to go through a new legal action when they went for a walk outside on Sunday, so they replaced soda with syrup and gave birth to ice cream babies on Sunday. Interestingly, the word “Sunday” was changed from “Suntasticerday.” Maybe it will be useful at that time as popular as soda and sold daily.
I drank so much that it destroyed all my teeth. This is the worst idea for a carbonated sweet drink. Alcohol is harmful, but it can damage the liver very slowly over a long period of time. Soda destroys your teeth almost instantly. Then you need to get a new tooth, but soda will destroy the tooth. Soda is the most dangerous substance in the world. Worse than the acidic blood in the Alien movies.
#2 Pizza
Pizza is an appetizer that you can eat depending on whether you are eating slices or pies. In the end, it became a problem for the residents of Pompei, a small Italian town. In 79 AD, this small town was choking on the constant hot smoke that is more common in cities built next to volcanoes. The unexpected culprit was the wood-burning oven in which the pizza was cooked. It was going to make the volcano explode. City companies were banned from using ovens unless they were equipped with special filters. The Pompei pizza makers were naturally angry, claiming that their pie was not caused by air pollution. The ignored these restrictions and then Mt. Vesuvius exploded. They were all dead after that.
The worst thing about pizza is that it comes in a huge box that doesn’t fit in the trash. It is usually best to burn the box as it is very difficult to throw away. However, be careful when burning pizza boxes. This is because if your pet cat gets too close, it can catch fire. The same thing happened to me once. The cat howled badly, the smell was unpleasant. My neighbor shouted excitedly, “Are you burning a cat there?” I said, “Yes, but not on purpose.” We gave the cat a drink and everything went well after that.
#1 Popcorn
It’s crazy to watch a movie in a large place without people sitting next to you and eating popcorn. Now there is this thing called social distancing. You can’t share a stranger’s popcorn. When the movie theaters first opened long ago in the old days, they required audiences to learn words, and they would show silent movies to people that already knew about things like hygiene. The cinema itself has reflected this, they didn’t need to hand out masks and things like that–they just had a bad flue pandemic that killed so many people, so people knew better than to share popcorn or get close, they knew to stay home if they were sick. But time changed and people forgot, so the culture of movie viewing changed and the theater itself changed. The owner realized that selling popcorn in the lobby can be very lucrative. So avocado snacks will forever be associated with your favorite movies.
Popcorn is rich in oil, which breaks down many membranes. Not oil-proof at all. It leaves the stomach, lives in the blood vessels and arteries, and kills. Also can it is impossible to clean. Once when I went to the theater, the kids were drinking popcorn butter right from the pump. They put it in their mouths and swallow the butter. All have COVID now butter. Popcorn is believed to have originated from what is known as the “essence of the bat.” This is not surprising at all.
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