The television is evil.
#10 Sixteen Pregnant Girls
This show is the worst about teenage girls. I like teenage girls, but these ones are terrible. At least two people in my GED classes are afraid of this show. It is too real for them. They are this show. It is scary. Do not ruin your life! stupid stupid pregnancy.
I’m worried about life! I do not want to get pregnant at a young age before sexual intercourse. These people can be in school. I do not know when to say rude things, so I do not know or not if the effects were not intended to offend. I’m sorry. I do not feel bad for the poor girls on the show. I just watch and laugh and laugh. Pregnant girls are so big and goofy looking. They walk like penguins too!
#9 The Arrival of Honey Boo Boo
This show will literally hurt. When you advertise it, I feel like I’m overthrowing. I saw two episodes. I felt ill and depressed and had to stop watching every five minutes to grabbing the bottle of vodka and drinking myself to a semi-conscious stupor. I do not know what to say about this show this family. I have this feeling. It might be cancer from this show. But people tell stories of people who think polio is a good thing. A curse of polio on the heads of the fat women in this show. They need diets, not fame! I was really shocked that people like this exist outside of Wal-mart. This broadcast scares me. I fear that the real world is like this family. For God’s love, stop them! They should stop before birth!
Only this is shit. Honey Boo Boo is an overweight and obese blob of a brat girl. Ugly seven-year-old redneck shit. Her mother is a really terrible model. Protect your family from this unpleasant show!
#8 Hannah Montana
The girls in my GED classes all liked this show. That is probably why they are in GED classes in their 20s instead of in a job. Hanna Montana made them too stupid to finish high school. This show was evil and very annoying. The acting was terrible, and the land had no power to it. This is a death show. I would not recommend it.
#7 Fanboy and Chum Chum
I do not like this show. There is farts in every episode in every room. Poop and farts and some pee. That is this whole show. For kids, this is a bad model to follow. Just toilets. I think it went away because a kindergarten kid choked on their own poop after watching this show. I think they drink beers in a couple of episodes. They pee a lot. And fart. This is bad. Nobody should have been exposed to it. The series won a Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Farting Show for Retarded People. That is a real award.
#6 Babies and Diadems
Curse the audacity of these mothers! They dress their kids like porn stars– and not even the good porn starts, they dress their kids like amatuer porn stars from XHamster. They do not look good, their bodies tremble, they feel uncomfortable. Only one person enjoys this show – a pedophile. There is a girl in my GED class that dropped out of school when she was 13 and became pregnant by her cousin; even she thinks this show is trashy. Due to the abuse of minors, the creator and the parents should be arrested. It’s worse than mudering children because these kids are forced over and over again to do something they do not want. These parents should be beaten with blood! How dare you to use children in such a despicable form. A rotten mother burns deep in hell because of how they treated their daughter! I hope these innocent children can be placed in a loving home and be given to new, better, mommies and daddies.
#5 Exploring Dora
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Close your stupid fucking face, Dora! Dora is a 5-year-old girl. Can you talk to the bird? Can you help to find his mother? No, the baby bird was abandoned because of natural selection. Let the baby bird DIE Dora! You are spoiling evolution. Who gave you leave to do that? I suspect this Dora is some sort of leftist communist scum who believes every living thing is entitield to opportunity. Fuck you, Dora! We all have to work to earn things. Nobody is entitled to anything. That baby bird has to make it on its own, and if it dies, then it dies.
Why doesn’t Dora die? She talks to strangers ALL the time. She doesn’t know who is on the other side of that screen. She could be asking some strange murder with a machete covered in kid guts: “Do you want to help me find the baby bird?” Would you let your kids do that? No. Because your children would be dead. But Dora does it all the time. Why isn’t CSI exploring Dora’s corpse after she’s been murdered by some stranger that played on her innocent plea to help find the baby bird’s mother?
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#4 Adventure Time
I do not love this show. The assholes at Cartoon Network once cancelled my two favorite shows; Teen Titan and the Young Justice of the show. And now we have this Adventure Time thing. It seems there is a conspiracy here, against their fans, but mostly against me. If you look at all the episodes, there is no deeper meaning. It’s just weird stoner shit, and then people think its funny or means something. It’s just drugs. I know, I used to do a LOT of drugs. It was like Adventure Time- and that is not a good thing!! All the creatures are drug-addled mutants with the exception of Finn (and Betty) who are just ugly and usually high.
#3 Kept Prisoner by the Kardashians
Boring! All the girls in my GED classes watch this show. I tried it. Then I saw why they are pregnant, addicted to meth and taking GED classes instead of doing good things with their lives. The show is terrible. What are they talking about? There was stuff about beauty and makeup and then going to a nursing home where a nurse was drilling someone’s grandma. The Blink-182 documentary is much more interesting than this, the most boring show ever. Hell, I’d rather look at people screaming as they suffer from starvation than to see any of the Kardashians. Montreal is home to Predator.
Seriously. I’m taking GED classes so I can have a job. And it’s difficult because all these dumb people talk about is Kardashians. It hurts. It hurts so much. I would have finished high school if I knew that my future was sitting in a classroom every night with retarded meth heads that only talk about the Kardashians. Why does this garbage exist? These Kardashians don’t care about you. You could die in a car accident while cradling your infant who is dying of leukemia, the Kardashians wouldn’t care. Fuck them and fuck their money.
#2 Barney and Friends
I can not explain why. I watched this with my friend’s 4 year old sister and watched her hate him. This fake dinosaur screams, “Big shotgun shells for you! Your family hates you! I hate you! Commit suicide!” Then I hard to wrestle a shotgun away from a suicidal toddler, because of this show! It seems to me that kids shows shouldn’t tell kids to do things like that.
I saw another episode where Barney was with a bunch of burn victim kids. He showed their scars and said they were cool. He said kids should try and get scars just like that and showed how. He took an acetylene torch and burned the face off of a laughing child. Do not look too close to Barney’s eyes because you have nightmares. Hate! Hate! Hate! How many children suffered and died to fulfill Barney’s bloodlust?
#1 Jersey Shore
Do you really want to live in the Jersey Shore? Do you have big hair, big breasts, and a little dinosaur brain? I heard the rumors about the Jersey Shore because of this show. I went to New Jersey. They were just normal people. Maybe too many of them liked Bon Jovi, which is problematic, but they weren’t like this show. Perhaps people are most likely to commit hatred because of this show of LIES! This show is bad. The worst. Sure, Barney wanted little kids to self-mutilate and commit suicide, but Jersey Shore is WORSE! That’s how bad it is. It is worse than the suffering of innocent children. The show was taken off the air, but it should never have been there to begin with!
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