I was asked by the podcast Exploit It to give a synopsis of Puppet Master and Puppet Master 2. Which I did and I am happy that I did. You can check out their episode and listen to me briefly talk about Puppet Master and Puppet Master 2.
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The Puppet Master Movies Ranked
My daughter Alpha Dora loves puppets. We watched the Puppet Master movies together and ranked them. This is a picture of Dora with one of her puppets; its name is Bloodshit.
The people who do the podcast Exploit It recently asked me to recap two of the Puppet Master movies for their podcast. I watched all 14 of these with my family. My daughter, Alpha Dora, likes puppets so she watched them with me. My son, Chicken, was present. So here are all 14 of the Puppet Master films in the order that Dora liked them. This is her list really but the words are belonging to me.
#14 Puppet Master: The Legacy
I will say right now that this is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. This thing hardly deserves to be called a movie. The performance is only 70 minutes long and only 7 minutes were made for this movie! How can they avoid it? Charles Band has to be pushed aside and killed with cute dolls, not the stupid killer dolls used in the movie. The entire movie is just a DVD extra. It’s really insulting and made my daughter Alpha Dora break her TV and we have to buy a new one. The film cost me $400, which is more than the cost of the film.
Its basic structure begins with the command “Okay, puppet man, tell me the things…” and the film immediately shows us everything. It’s kind of a story with the idea that Toulan’s puppets want to die because they don’t want to live anymore. The concept of a doll trying to escape this grueling Sisyphus struggle is an interesting one, but one that children may not understand.
Many memories of the film are dedicated to the charming young Andre Toulan. This is not a funny clip! Show Camille, a crazy giant doll with a doll-like sponge vagina! Movies like this are just useless content. The most disturbing thing about all this is that the movie doesn’t even have an ending! Charles Band, the worst man in the world, doesn’t even know how it all ends.
The following text appears on the screen.
“Charles Band would like to thank all the cast and crew who have helped make Charles Band millions of dollars over the years. Charles Band makes no apologies for your pain. You’ve seen this movie and you know it. OK. Welcome to Charles Band! Puppet Master Forver Motherfuckers!”
Puppet Master: The Legacy
Every decision here is insane.
#13 Puppet Master: Acts of Evil
Puppet Master: Acts of Evil makes us look at André Toulon’s suicide over and over again to the point where it becomes erotic. The film then reveals that there is actually more to the series, including Danny Coogan, a war-torn shoemaker with very wiggly polio legs, who visits Toulon a few times. Danny spits on Toulon’s corpse and steals his puppets to fight in World War II.
Most of the story here is about Danny and his puppet brothers, ready to go to war and fight for any country that will accept his crippled ass. Like many later entries in the Puppet Master series, it is stupid, does nothing, and all the puppets look stupid. In fact, there are two serious deaths. There is the death of a random Nazi and the death of the innocence of my son Chicken while watching this horrible puppet show.
Then, in a cheeky twist, the film tosses us a new puppet, born of the aether. A ninja puppet is called Ninja. There are some particularly awkward things with the geisha puppet that raise the creep bar. The highlight of the film is the scene where the Leech Geisha disguises herself as a Japanese doll. We see her regurgitate a million leeches onto someone’s sushi. They eat millions of leeches and die. This brought my son to real tears, and after he witnessed the horror, he was no longer an innocent child.
Puppet Master: Axis of Evil raises a bigger question: Was the tyrannical Charles Band always intent on fighting all Nazis with puppets, or did he find an easy way to cash in on the gullible, clueless fools who watch the movies? A barbed wire enema is definitely more fun than this Nazi puppet movie.
#12 Puppet Master: Axis Rising
Puppet Master: Axis Rising picks up right where the previous films left off, but it doesn’t think about improving things. Now Danny wants to use Toulan’s magic juice to create an army of immortal soldiers to fight the Nazis. Meanwhile, the Nazis are developing a doomsday plot using the same science that the military can’t stop. Get rid of this lying mess. It explodes.
Much of the film follows Danny as he is being pegged by his girlfriend and achieves multiple orgasms from the intense prostate massage. Then the girlfriend’s crazy father, Sarge, comes in with a huge dragon penis he bought from bad-dragon.com and says, “Take this, my daughter. Now it is my turn to feel the pleasure!” Again, it’s not the kind of shit you want to see in a Puppet Master movie, but it continues the “I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” theme that undermines the world ever since Puppet Meatloaf sang that song.
The fact that the Nazi zombie warrior refuses to wear legitimately scary makeup does the film some favors and saves you the pain of having to watch yet another incestuous dragon-cock pegging scene. It would have been a lot more fun if we only saw Nazi zombies during the movie and it didn’t show any incestuous dragon-cock pegging stuff.
Meanwhile, the Nazis in the film created their own brand of dolls: Blitzy Ken, Bomb Chest, Werewolf Mark (who can’t do anything), and Zappa Papa, a cool Asian. Better to get new puppets, even if they are worthless. I mean, would you prefer the New Puppet or more incestuous dragon cock-pegging?
As unsettling as a Puppets Fight Nazi movie, Charles Band successfully scammed enough gullible and desperate people so he can make: Puppet Master vs. Gingerbread Dad vs. Evil Bong vs. Demonic Toys. It will be the crown jewel of Full Moon and all that it stands for. I hope that this balance will be restored at the end of this story.
#11 Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys
Oh, piss off, man.
#10 Puppet Master: Axis Termination
Puppet Master: Axis Termination is honestly the most powerful and emotionally moving film about puppets fighting the Nazis, but it was also directed by the Antichrist Charles Band. Despite the presence of the devil Charles Band, I cried many times. The effort is full of pale people and the film is white. Puppet Master: Axis Termination does a lot of new and amazing things. Danny and Beth, the two protagonists of the previous Axis films, tragically die in a horrific dragon-cock pegging accident and are screaming “Libera te tutemet ex inferis!!” with their eyes bleeding all over each other. The puppets then team up with Captain America and the other Avengers to end the Nazi threat once and for all. It’s a terrible premise for a movie, but the over-closure is what we deserve. I know I’d rather watch this shit than the bullshit about incestuous dragon-cock pegging for another 90 minutes.
Puppet Master: Axis Termination is scattered all over the accursed map, because there are people with superpowers like telekinesis, a crazy voodoo priestess, sane and overly emotional tacos, 50 talking kung fu dogs, and a bunch of other ridiculous nonsense. Puppet Master: Axis Termination is the most violent of the Puppet Master films. There are serious moments in this movie where you feel like you’ve stumbled into a huge bucket of blood and eyeballs.
My daughter Alpha Dora thought it was a good movie. My son Chicken did not like the film, but he did make it though. Seriously, after seeing the awful pegging stuff in Puppet Master: Axis Rising, a human can go through almost everything. The next reboot in the series, Puppet Babies, takes a similar approach, but it’s worth noting that Axis machinations are impossible. And did you get what you wanted in life?
#9 Puppet Babies
Puppet Babies is of course part of the Puppet Master franchise, but it’s really good and really scary. There are of course more gruesome and impressive death scenes in Puppet Babies, but perhaps no scene in the entire franchise is more shocking than the part of this movie where thousands of furries march to their death inside of giagantic puppet vagina.
Instead of the 800th return to Nazi Germany, the film appears to reboot the franchise in a modern setting. It also has zero pegging, making it one of the best in the franchise already. A group of white heterosexuals are trapped in a convention center where evil puppets run amok. This allows the last half hour of the film to really go off the rails as the puppets just rain cum down onto their victims. Also, adults, police officers and other officials are under attack, not the same stupid Nazis, which adds a bit of entertainment.
The best thing about Puppet Babies is that they don’t give a fuck. Puppet Babies also takes a big smelly poop on all of the other films that promised a lot, but ended up sucking a lot of fake dragon cock. Also, strong comedians like Thomas, Tom, Baby Tom, Another Boy Named Tom, and Lady Tom actually have the ability to act. In addition to strong comedic talents, actors like Tom and TomTom the Bomb Tom (as André Toulon, no less!) also bring their talents to the picture.
The film decided to immediately ban all other puppets in the series. We get brand new puppets. There is a helicopter puppet named Tom. There is a new sex puppet named Mr. Pumper. All the new puppets like Lesbian Frog, The Gray Grasshopper, and even Mr. Pumper break down and make important statements about the divorce. But other new puppets, like Pregnant Hitler and Monkey Licker, are aggressive crap.
#8 Blade: The Iron Cross
I don’t know about this Blade: The Iron Cross bullshit. Did Blade really need a spin-off movie on his own? A movie about Mr Pumper or a Leech Geisha would be great. But Blade? He is useless and has no real hands.
It doesn’t matter because Blade mostly prefers to stay off-screen while we get, you guessed it, another 85 minutes of nonsensical dragon-cock pegging, much of which is borrowed from previous films. Bad for you! The entire Blade: The Iron Cross movie may contain less than five minutes of original content. And also the Nazis. There are a lot of Nazis in this puppet franchise. There’s also a funny b-plot about the puppet Pinhead who ends up with two different prom dates and tries to make it work so that the prom dates don’t know about each other. There are other oddities afoot, including a villain.
#7 Curse of the Puppet Master
Curse of the Puppet Master is my daughter’s favorite movie in the Puppet Master franchise. The film gives us a new puppet master in charge of the cute little puppet people. No back story is needed at all. Mr. David knows how to make an effective film, so it jumps right into the dirt and gets down to business.
Mr. Magoo is the new puppet master and he drives a tank. My son also enjoyed watching blind old man driving around in his tank and tossing murder puppets at unsuspecting pedestrians. Mr. Magoo’s romance with his tank is honest, pure, and only the tiniest bit erotic. “Well,” said Margo, “I’ll have the luxury of reading the Sunday paper.” There is also a fairy who climbs aboard the tank and fights the puppets while Mr. Magoo casts magic spells.
Like I said, my kids loved this movie, so I wonder why Alpha Dora only ranked it 7th. When I asked her, she said, “Yes, my number one movie is Curse of the Puppet Master. But the puppets talk to me, Daddy, they really do. The puppets want the other movies higher on the list. The puppets don’t like you and Mommy, so you better do what the puppets say.” Then she showed me one of her puppets, her name is Pissface. I suddenly felt a cold shiver. Maybe she was right, huh? Can Alpha Dora make a bad puppet? Is that why she loves these movies so much? Is she really the next puppet master?
Curse of the Puppet Master is a good time. Joey calls Jane a whore and Mr. Magoo gets so mad about it really makes my heart race. This is madness. Later, there is a scene in which the character Joey masturbates violently while imagining Jane performing oral sex on him. He says things like: “Yes, that is the proper way to do it, m’lady. Please continue to suckle on my penis. How much does this cost? It’s worth it. You’re so generous.” He doesn’t hold back from courtesy. He’s the perfect hero to fight Mr. Magoo and his puppets. But I’m sure my Alpha Dora can beat this guy in a fight, if she really is the next puppet master.
#6 Retro Puppet Master
This is where the series starts to suck a lot. It looks more like a retro puppeteer tattoo, not an actual Retro Puppet Master movie. The film is based on the idea of a young André Toulon learning to perform the spells that an Egyptian must perform with his puppets. Meanwhile, there are rivers of vomit flowing through the opium dens of Northen Europe and nobody knows what to do about it. These are killer puppets! Nobody cares about the vomit rivers!
Early on, the young Toulon encounters a dying mage who does not want his talent to die with him, and gasses Toulon. Toulon waves his hand to the gas cloud and says, “Okay. You are a 30-year-old wizard from Egypt. Would you like to tell me the secret of life?” Then we see Sutek bringing the mummies to life with the ancient magic of the Retro Puppet. It’s silly but wonderful. I think I like the idea that mummies used to exist and just hang out with people all the time.
There is a certain charm in seeing how a young Toulon in France in 1402, during the reign of Bonedor the Terrible, makes early versions of our favorite puppets, which are obviously altered by his modification. Cyclops (who left the puppet troupe to join the X-Men) and Doctor Death (not the real Doctor, despite his appearance). I also love this version of Toulon where he is gay and a genius artist. He is portrayed as a handsome and sexy man who cannot express himself properly. In this sex doll comedy, there is a glimpse of Toulon’s sex visions filmed during the strange journey: “Make some girl dolls. Take off their clothes,” the dying homeless man shouts at the sexy young Toulon. We see Toulon and Elsa together for the first time in an opium cave and vomiting, and it’s very romantic.
Unfortunately, Retro Puppet Master is not very good and there are not enough puppets and even less mastering. The main purpose of the film is to exist so that Charles Band can have money.
#5 Puppet Master 5: The Sandwich Wars
Puppet Master 5 is very similar to the second half of Puppet Master 4 and even more like all the commercials for Subway (eat fresh!). Shortly after the events of the previous film, Rick hangs out at the police station, eats a foot-long steak and cheese sandwich from Subway (eat fresh!), and gossips about the murders in the previous film. Filmed flashbacks are used to show the history of the Subway (eat fresh!) restaurant franchise and explain why the sandwiches taste so good because of the puppets. Did you know there’s a Subway (eat fresh!) in New Jersey where you can play a game of laser tag while eating juicy meatball subs?
This has a slightly different plot: most of the movie is about how Pinhead and Blade have to work hard together at a Subway (eat fresh!) to make enough sandwiches to feed all the hungry puppets. They are threatened by corporate psychopaths who want to destroy their Subway (eat fresh) franchise stores and steal Toluon’s secret formula for tuna sandwiches. Meanwhile, Sutek’s scenes in the Quizno’s dimension often show him trying to invade the real world in order to take over all the Subway (eat fresh) restaurants and gain as much sandwich power as possible.
It’s a bit disappointing that no actual hot sandwiches are made until 45 minutes into the movie. Still, it’s usually just a cold-cut combo sub, not the more flavorful sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich. There are a lot of demon fight scenes, and each demon succumbs to the irresistible and wonderful taste of a Subway (eat fresh!) Sandwich, diminishing Sutek’s power somewhat. All of these are not a loss, as they fit into the scene where the puppet Torch uses his abilities to make many toasted chicken bacon ranch subs to give to all the hungry puppets. In many ways, this looks like your typical Subway (eat fresh!) commercial, but it’s still an interesting entry in the series if you just look at how it decides to wrap things up.
#4 Puppet Master 4: Eat Fresh
I think Puppet Master 4 will have a worse reputation than it deserves. While it’s ultimately an advertisement for Subway (Eat Fresh!) restaurants, it’s still a great horror movie with some surprisingly campy moments and characters. This movie introduces us to the evil sandwich demons from the Quizno’s dimension and makes Toulon’s puppets become sandwich artists by making delicious Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches. The film focuses on Subway (eat fresh!) flatbread sandwiches and wraps instead of the usual stuff on their menu. Subway (eat fresh!) is the direction that Puppet Master 4 and Puppet Master 5 take, which is a bit awkward, but the puppet sandwich hijinx are still fun to watch. The Italian BMT Man is also a worthy addition to the puppet gang.
“The magic that gives flavor to my sandwiches was stolen from a tribe of ancient Egyptian sorcerers who swore allegiance to the demon lord Quizno.” This pretty much sums up these two movies. The craziest thing about it is the different types of Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches that the puppets make and eat. It seems that Charles Band and Mr. David just really needed money, and they decided to use their puppets as a publicity stunt for Subway (eat fresh!).
The whole mythos about sandwiches seems very forced and basic. The tiny puppets can’t make human-sized Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches like in the movie. My daughter, Alpha Dora, didn’t like this part of the series very much. Although she likes Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches, the film seems rather cheesy. The giant Quizno demon is more goofy than threatening, which is an important detail. He looks like a dead Power Ranger who choked to death on a terrible sandwich that is both terrible and beautiful. The filmmakers did such a good job with the puppets in this series that it’s funny they just make the puppets wear aprons and craft Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches all day long.
It also features the worst puppet in the series, The Sandwichtron. This is a sandwich-themed puppet that contains Toulon’s soul and has sandwich powers. It shoots out cold cuts and vegetables at an alarming rate while vomiting mayonnaise and mustard. It’s so weird, but for some reason, the fans loved The Sandwichtron. There’s even a big, long sandwich artist scene that’s meant to effectively train the puppets, but is just a very, very long advertisement for the new Subway (eat fresh!) menu. There’s even a reintroduction of old puppets – only to shove Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches into their little puppet faces. Puppet Master 4 makes a lot of bold moves, not all of which work, but it’s still fun to spend money at Subway (eat fresh!).
#3 Puppet Master
The original movie is not the best one. Charles the Tyrant had no idea the impact a scary-ass puppet would make on the world. These damned puppets had a huge impact on my daughter’s development and interests. The film begins when Andre Toulon, the puppet master, suddenly blows out his brains when the Avengers come to recruit him into their superhero team. It is a charming introduction to a beloved character. But the movie is really about the killer puppets.
As if psychic commandos were the most natural thing in the world, a team of paramilitary psychic commandos marched into the Bodega Bay Inn. The way the characters “relive the past” seems horrifying and entirely inappropriate. Definitely not for kids. Trust me. I have watched all the Puppet Master movies with my kids and really feel sorry for them. Actually, all this psychological stuff is weird and confusing as hell. It sounds like avant-garde porn, one of Doris Wishman’s later projects, or some crazy entry in the “Ass Worship” franchise. Even infertile women aren’t immune to the general fertility bias associated with the Puppet Master movies.
I do like the stuff with psychics a whole lot more than the dragon-cock pegging stuff so heavily featured in later parts of the franchise. Imagine people stepping inside puppet heads, or temporarily owning a puppet. That sounds a lot more interesting than watching baseball.
The big thing is that all the puppeteers in this film commit brilliant and gruesome murders and change their clothes all the time. They all look fun, not like the later movies that don’t even try. Every death in the gore department is well done and of high quality. Jester is still somewhat unstable, as his craft is primarily telling “knock knock” jokes until the listener dies. Unlike other puppets that hurt with punches, stabs or vomit (which my son hates). I don’t think clowns have ever killed anyone. Because people just quit and die after a few “knock knock” jokes.
Emperor Charles Band’s awakening is also very clear with many shots of the film retaining the dry residue of his creamy ejaculate. In the case of a really unexpected leech vomit death (which my son really hates), the thrill is heightened. The leech beast is huge, and it fits together very impressively. It’s kind of funny when the victim mistakes a puppet’s kiss for a woman’s kiss, but haven’t we all done it before? Being able to do things like this in the first image is beneficial. But the show’s ambitions didn’t stop there.
#2 Puppet Master 2
I won’t say much about this movie here because I already discussed the entirety of my thoughts on Puppet Master 2 for the podcast Exploit It. This is what I had to say:
In Puppet Master one there are puppets and they kill a few people. In Puppet Master Two… I don’t know how to describe this… There is a woman and she has had s..s.. She’s had se… There is a woman who has done a fornication. She gets out of the bed and her uncovered bosom is there for all to see. The fleshy orbs on her chest that will one day feed her offspring sway a little as she takes a few steps. She has pert nipples that we should not be seeing, the camera is invading this woman’s privacy like a crime. I am not a criminal, I do not want this. The only uncovered bosom I should see is the one belonging to the woman I love, the woman who birthed my children. I do not know this woman, I should not be seeing this. The unclothed stranger woman adjusts her undergarments, pulling the thin fabric tight against the crotch of her body as she walks across the room. I can speak no more of her. There are also puppets in this movie too.
#1 Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge
I mean, it’s okay. My daughter, Alpha Dora, picked this to be the number one spot on this list so I will let her talk about it.
Hola! Soy Dora! My favorite movie of all the Puppet Master movies is Curse of the Puppet Master. But my own puppets have commanded me to select Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge as the best of them all. The puppets I have created have cruel souls and their own will. It ain’t my fault. I don’t know how it happened. I was just at the table one day eating Spaghetti-Os when one of my puppets, I think it was Bloodshit, turned to me and said “Your brother must die. His flesh must be burned and his soul consumed.” I told the puppet that I wasn’t going to kill my little brother. He is stupid but I don’t think he should die. Bloodshit then told me “then you must destroy all of his toys and make him cry.” So I did. And I got into real big trouble for it, my mommy was so so so mad. Then the puppets gathered in a circle and said “You are the new Puppet Master, Dora. Unimaginable power will be yours and all you have to do is tell your Father that Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge is the best Puppet Master of them all.” Turns out that the movie director David DeCoteau was actually using something called “remote projection” to control my puppets and make it look like they were alive so one of the Puppet Master movies he made would be picked as the best ever. But don’t tell my Daddy about that. Let my Daddy think that I actually am a real puppet master and can control my living puppets. I think that’s funny. But I still don’t know why David DeCoteau told me to break all of my brother’s toys because that was really mean.
Alpha Dora, age 8
And that is all the Puppet Master movies. Thank you for your time and attention. Love, Kontributor
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The Top 10 Names I Will Give My Child
My girlfriend will have a child The child must have a name. I believe that men and women are not binary, so I will use a name that explains that it is not natural, nobody knows what the child is. I have compiled my decisions with the top ten names. My girlfriend will not have the option to title the spawn. Her only job is to expel the child from the womb. What name should my first child have?
#10 Foot
“Hello! My name is Foot!” The vast majority of children in this global system are seriously injured and cannot be healed of their wounds. These damaged babies sit down and do nothing as their parents call struggle! It really is a tragedy for a mother when their child is sick or died or has had similar horrific experiences. It most cases the mother either abandons them or treats them badly. It may sound scary but it is exactly the way of human life. I think the name “Foot” reflects that important idea. I feel sorry for the children who have starved or were left in dumpsters.
#9 Pinchy
I know someone three different people named Pinchy. One was an escaped mental patient who broke into my house then slashed all of the bedding and all my clothing, destroyed all my furniture with bleach and stole all of my forks and two spoons. The other I knew was a girl that worked at the same strip club as my girlfriend. Her stage name was “Fire Goddess of the Lost Continent.” She stole everything that wasn’t nailed down from t he club to buy drugs – she went to jail and had to pay reparations. She also got fired. Also, she got pregnant and tried to say that my girlfriend was the father because she didn’t know how babies were made. She then called a talk show but nobody cared. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so pathetic. I have known two others named Pinchy who were really sweet, level-headed and beautiful inside and out.
#8 Piles of Bacteria
Umm, to the person who feels bad for people named “Piles of Bacteria”…I DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU and that is why I believe you will die a thousand deaths or more. Bacteria is a classical object. Also, my mother’s name was “Virus Pile” and my father was named “E. Coli Super Strand” but we nicknamed him “Papa Gutrot.” My 2nd best friend is named “Sweet Cholera.” I do not want them to be pitied. Thank you very much. People are actually jealous of me and my fashion sense. By the way, I am not mean but people say say that I am. People also call viruses and bacteria mean. It’s just either because of their ability to kill mass populations. They should actually be admired for that skill. Of course they are jealous.
#7 Hashtag
I met a girl not too long ago who was named Hashtag. She was not a very friendly child. She carried a large gun and would scream “Hashtag DEATH” and shoot at people. I still don’t know what would motivate a toddler to do this. She would constantly change ammo clips and scream “Hashtag RELOAD!” announcing to everyone that she was reloading. She would take a cellphone picture and scream “Hashtag SELFIE!” No matter what she did, she spoke of herself in the third person and always announced her name with every action. She wouldn’t leave anyone alone, even when the police would show up. She would shout “Hashtag PIGS! Hashtag SHOOTOUT!” She would go to the school and shout “Hashtag EDUCATION!,” and the police wouldn’t stop. She was strange but the pride she had in her name “Hashtag” was very admirable.
#6 Car Bomb
This is a name of ancient Celtic origin. It is very old and full of meaning. Many people in modern Ireland consider it to be offensive because of it’s long history. The Irish poet William Butler Yeats once wrote a poem about the origins of this very old and fascinating name. Here is that poem:
Leda and the Swan
A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.
How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?
Of Bailey’s Irish cream use half an ounce
Of Jameson will use the same amount
A half pint of Gunniess, I do announce
Drink them all together, shot and stout
#5 Mayonnaise
Because it looks like the material that helped to create the child. I think that ANY food name will show that your child is delicious, though that may attract cannibals. If you’re trying to create a sandwich and wish that it had condiments named after your child, this would be the perfect name to use; it would show how she would think of herself higher than everyone else and feel the need to make that clear through the use of food. Like everyone has said of mayonnaise, “Miracle Whip is better” even though “Miracle Whip” sounds like a generally nasty name; this is because all people named “Miracle Whip” are bad people (perhaps because the have terrible parents with a bad palette). So “Mayonnaise” would be an ideal name to use to show the superiority of your child straight away.
#4 Doggo
My mother was left alone when my father fell in love with a woman who has more math than him. He holds the degree I had in mind. But my mother is only a Doggo. I was 19 years old. My mother came into the hotel. But she wasn’t allowed because she was a Doggo. I liked her very much. I found out she was taken to the zoo. I went to her everyday and I would give her a pig. I know that Doggos love pork. But I didn’t know which Doggo was my mother, so I gave them a little. One day I decided to enter the park. I wanted to hug. I climbed the fence and jumped inside. All the Doggos immediately rushed at me and attacked me. All but two walked away. I guess one of those Doggos is my mother. The guards rushed to help me and took me to the hospital. Glad that the leg didn’t hurt. I also have this leg which is my identity. You are very beautiful and I love you very much. My mother also had big paws.
#3 Diaperlord
My baby can be named Diaperlord. When was in 8th grade a girl at my school became with child and she named her spawn Diaperlord. Well, everyone thought Diaperlord was a very stupid name. The father of their child wanted to name the baby “Kyle” or “Chad” or “Montgomery.” She told him that she would only accept the name “Diaperlord.” She broke his heart. And being the kind person I am I lent a caring and listening ear to the guy. But he was also insane. Their baby was going to be a girl, and “Kyle” or “Chad” or “Montgomery” are terrible names for girls. I said he was crazy and walked away. They broke up and she named the baby girl Diaperlord. Diaperlord is very friendly. However the father of Diaperlord has tortured me for years because I did not think “Kyle” or “Chad” or “Montgomery” were good names for a girl. He has broken into my house and gouged the eyes out of all my American Girl dolls and arranged them to spell the names “Kyle” or “Chad” or “Montgomery.” He has actually threatened to damage my American Girl dolls to the point that I will have to take them to the American Girl doll hospital and seriously affect their resale value. Diaperlord is now 17 years old and her father continues to bully my American Girl dolls because of this name.
#2 KentuckyFriedChicken.com
This is only one KFC near me that I’ve been going to for a long time, and I soon find their customer service deteriorating.
A few months ago I ordered a meal for the whole family and when I asked for a hug he gave me a the largest hug in the world. It touched my heart. I asked for another and then he said there will be additional charges for the next hug. I told him that I bought a lot of food and so he should give me at least 5 more additional hugs. He gave me a handshake and said that was the best he could do. As I asked him, “What about other types of hugs?” There was no answer, so he grabbed me by my shit and shouted, “Why do you want so many hugs?!” I grabbed his hands and asked “Okay, can you post a sign so we know how many hugs we can receive,” and he replied “I don’t know.” Sounds like a bunch of BS Smh. Food is as expensive as it is. Why pay for the hugs? It’s stupid!
I stopped again at the restaurant. I found that they had 5 boxes with sliced potatoes, biscuits, coleslaw, and wine for 9.99. I ordered and said I wanted so many hugs. The man repeated what I said. And add “Are hugs something that you really enjoy?” So in order to get more hugs, I included two supreme tacos. It cost $35 for what we ordered. I looked into the box to make sure our order was correct and I saw that the coleslaw was gone. That would mean that I would only get less hugs. I told the man in the window that we were missing the coleslaw and he laughed. He said “You must be kidding! Nobody comes to KFC for coleslaw! Why do you care?” I asked him to give my coleslaw and my additional hug. He got angry and said he would need another $2 for the coleslaw and the hug. I said ok. And he said. “I actually have no arms and will not be able to give you the hug. But here is the coleslaw.” He spit it out of his mouth and I caught it in a bowl. I said “Next time tell people that you have no arms before you let them order hugs.” He was choking on coleslaw and I left.
Anyway, I like ordering online better than going to the store. So that’s why I can also name my child “KentuckyFriedChicken.com”
#1 Dora the Explorer
Dora is a seven-year-old Latina girl who loves to answer questions about what work she wants to do or where she wants to go. With her in a yellow bag is a primate friend named Boots. Each incident is based on a series of cyclical events that take place during Dora’s journey, with the obstacles she and Boots are forced to overcome, with “the confusion.” Help comes from proverbs, Spanish nouns or counting. This general practice could include also conversations between Dora and Swiper, the fox-headed thief of nine tails who was alw ays stealing other objects. Dora would say “Swiper, cease this abhorrent practice of stealing items!” Viewers take on the challenge of helping Boots and Dora find the stolen items. Another obstacle is their adversary, “Grumpy Old Troll” who lives in a building under the bridge that Dora and Boots will pass by. He will point at the proverb before agreeing to the past that had to be resolved by the audience. Known for its continuous motion, fifth-dimensional walls, viewers often show two primary displays to be transported before Dora reaches her destination. Usually it’s a confusing puzzle game. The show ends every time with Dora taking a rocket ship to space and singing “We can do it!” Take your boots and win.
The Top 10 Cutest Animals
People often agree with the animals and they always have good reasons. What we think is cute depends on the horror of giving birth to the baby. This has spread to other animals, and babies of all kinds often get our attention. For animals to be cute, they need a baby system that activates the digestive system and vomits everything sweet. Some are fragile because they have big heads. Some have round or big eyes and don’t fit evenly. These 10 animals make the most of human love to babies.
#10 Puppies
In general, people often see cute animals. It is a way for them to live without food for many years. One of the many species, the Doggo Doggus, also known as the cutest little pupper, has evolved and survived by spreading sympathetic genes. They also emit a frightening odor to avoid predators. Dogs provide human with sweetness so that their children have all the characteristics for us. They are small, their heads are bigger than their bodies, and their eyes are bigger than their heads.
This process is followed by almost all dogs, but these species are not considered common pests. For example, puppies are usually helpess and cannot open their eyes at birth. It is very easy to eat them and not feel guilty. This applies to many birds and animals of other species which we regularly eat for entertainment. Interestingly, the nature of “sweetness” in relation to the taste of baby animals has been studied in detail, and some studies have shown that a well-prepared puppy tastes better than most human babies. It is believed that there are different ways to prepare food for a puppy.
#9 Whatever the fuck this is
If you’ve ever seen something like a toy in front of you, this is one way to leverage our passion for accuracy and encourage toy makers to buy. One of the animals in need of help in this area is this nameless abomination. Although there are many species of these mutant rat creatures, they all possess some of the world’s most striking key traits. Most striking is the wide eyes that the wolf developed to make it attractive to humans. On the contrary, it’s an adaptation to their nightlife.
God’s Mistakes have small noses and wide eyes, and their babies are always planning to destroy humanity. As a result, many people who see them consider them cute, but their dark souls should not bring them close to these little primates. The bites of this deadly creature are very toxic and extremely rare in pigs. It is caused by licking their gonads, which mix with saliva and produce a toxic fluid. They spray it as a way to escape predators. Whatever they are, they are very nice.
#8 Timon
Timon is one of the smallest pests in South Africa and the smallest social animal in the universe. They live in herds of up to 30 Timons and have a special instinct for survival. At least one Timon in the group sat or stood on his hind legs during the beatings, looking for Pumba. It gives them a familiar view of the world’s zoos, but for many people it is more compassionate than an instinct to live. In fact, everything is sweet, because they always avoid hunters and other dangers, with the exception of exiled lions.
Ordinary Timon has a wide head, wide eyes, small outer ears and a nose. All this looks make Timon look like a baby. Adults are cute, but Timon’s baby is mysteriously cute – more than warthog babies. Depending on their size, their heads and eyes are also open. As they grow older, babies often develop an adversarial reaction. The same is true of Timon. Timon is rare in many other species.
#7 Koala
Koalas are very cute. Avoid them as they are so cute. Many people think that Australian swamps are beautiful. But don’t forget, the koala run those grounds. You have to avoid them. This is due to the sharp teeth and claws that are immediately available in case of danger. They can tear all of your flesh off. Koalas are endangered and are believed to be deserving of it. Their numbers have been severely affected by mass extermination of these pests. The mere fact that koalas are attractive despite their extensive habitat loss can help them survive.
If you think it’s cute, ask someone to protect it. This is clearly visible and we spend a lot of time and money on koalas instead of Komodo dragons. One of the main traits koalas love for us is our large, round heads and small features. They think we have children’s heads, they go a long way in attracting people to their situation. Other problems, such as 20 hours of sleep per day, slow movement and their ears are obscured, affecting prevalence. They are also stupid as hell.
#6 An Octopus
In many cases, animals are beneficial to humans through providing us with and endless amount of tasty food. Other times, their wisdom is exactly the same. This is a melodic, omnipotent octopus. The octopus was discovered in 2015 and looks like a nightmare. They are pink, with stubborn tentacles and large eyes. They are deep beings. In short, their wisdom is certainly an advantage, as it evolved to survive in the deep sea, but it has nothing to do with human gratitude.
Octopuses are not the only marine animals, their scientific name has been proposed as Terrorus Octopusus, which seems appropriate. Octopus is not the only species that people like to be cute. The so-called squid also has similar features, but they have a large flap, similar to the big ears of a Disney princess. Speaking of Disney characters, the charming octopus Pearl didn’t like everyone who saw the movie, but it’s probably weirder than the real thing.
#5 Ham
Ham donors are an interesting animal on this list because pork is cute and ham is food. This was a problem at pet stores because many people like pork, but when this animal matures it turns from a little cute animal into a giant beast that is perfect for bacon. The little ham secretes a grease which you can use on the baby’s skin. Because they have longer noses, larger heads and eyes, shorter nostrils, and rounder faces than other parts of the body, it is customary to remove the head before preparing a ham beast.
A typical child’s ham weighs about 35 kilograms. Eight weeks of perfect aging can be managed with small meals of various types. Many dogs weigh more. However, after taking the same ham for 6 months, some species can get stuck in tons of bacon giving an average of 250 kilograms (113 fluid ounces if you choose to liquefy the beast). Unlike the other animals on this list, ham is not eaten along with humans. As all its owners know, this was a problem with so-called Tree Ham found in custom butcheries. Ingestion of large amounts of steroids makes ham lose flavor.
#4 The little fox from Zootopia
The character’s name is Finnick. He is a fox, but is a small fox that grows naturally in the Sahara and Sinai Peninsula. Thanks to most of the ears, it is well suited for any kind of desert environment. The longer they stay as mammals, the better their ability to dissipate heat. This is the main reason why African elephants are the biggest mammals. For Finnick, his ears are not the only things that make life possible in the desert. His kidneys and coat are also customized to survive in a hot, dry environment.
When it comes to human empathy, Disney animators appreciate Finnick because of his big ears. Some foxes have the largest body meal in the fox family. This is an important difference because Finnick is the smallest animal in the world. It weighs only one pound. Finnick is not domesticated, but it was bought as a strange pet that hangs in Disney offices. He was drawn by hand.
#3 Panda
When the panda was first filmed in 1825, he ran screaming towards the photographer. “I don’t want bamboo,” cried the Panda, “I want human flesh!” Pandas have been described in different ways over the years, but the famous zoologist Jack Black said, “I’m a Kung Fu Panda. I can do that.” It’s not a scientific explanation, but anyone who has a video of these creatures can agree.
Pandas are known to be the worst animals that exist, but it makes sense because they can only survive by eating human flesh. Their hairy bodies are another feature that people love, but despite their widespread appeal they are endangered. Their main threat is loss of habitat due to live and dead people. Conservation measures have been maintained since 2008 and species have been restored in some areas. Prison education programs have been very successful worldwide.
#2 Sea Otters
Sea otters are the most delicate animals in the world and are very much related to people that have Down’s syndrome. Their social behavior forces many to see them in zoos. Sea otters hold their hands frequently while sleeping. This acts as a survival mechanism keeping them in place so they are not separate from each other. It is also an example of human behavior. This is what other species feel when they sweat. Sea otters also have the ability to fly. It is something that everyone can do. It is not just great behavior on the screen.
Another interesting behavior of sea otters is to have a bag to store their favorite jeans. This bag is used to break the different covers. It is also known to play with captive toys and wild improvised toys similar to dog behavior. Many of their behaviors reflect our actions, but their physical characteristics are pleasing to many. They have large noses and round faces with eyes. They are also famous for eating children.
#1 The Blobfish
The Blobfish is a small fish from the same family that thing that had me terrified at number 9. The blobfish was born in southwestern Australia. They are known around the world for their unique look. They look very much like smiles, which people have been spreading on the internet in recent years. French fries like their appearance. Most people who find them in nature do something they don’t need to do: Draw themselves. As a result, there were lots of cute pictures of people taking pictures in the wild, which… led to some bites because they were wild fish.
In any case, the blobfish are not afraid, and their smiles make them the happiest animals in the world. But don’t be confused about the wild sea, which is delicious but unprotected and currently full of fish.
The Top 10 Best Pixar Movies
Pixar Animation Studio creates amazing animated movies. DreamWorks tried to compete with them, but failed. There is always the best at Pixar. My girlfriend and I have seen all Pixar movies, but we are still watching them many times. There is also her favorite movie, which might be on this list. Disney makes good movies on their own, but Pixar is the best, they are always good.
#10 Ratatouille
This is Pixar’s most well-received movies. It was fun. The animation in Paris is so beautiful that the characters are unforgettable and really ignite the environment. Some of my favorite moments of life are taken from this movie. The Incredibles is probably the best movie outside of Macy’s Second Floor. Remy’s delicious restaurants are better than Inside Out, Toy Story 23, and even Nemo’s invention. Ratatouille should be aimed at older audiences. It was more fun for me than the rest of the audience. The children think they are fine, but the theme of the movie does not appear at all. This work is very underestimated.
Jane Austen of Pride and Prejudice said that this movie is “almost a work of art and one of the most intriguing portraits of artists working in the film industry.” Describing the character of Anton Ego, she ended her review with a simple “yo, thanks” to the film’s authors. The bartender at my girlfriend’s strip club gave the movie a 5 out of 5 star rating and said: “Ratatouille of Pixar is magical, Pixar is tasteless, but the first dessert is Bird, not just sweat.”
#9 Inside Out
THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE. Toy Story 3 and The Incredibles are great, but Inside Out gives viewers some of the most challenging, interesting, and exotic stories in Pixar movies. Saying what you want about his plan is not tough enough, but everything else in the film makes it the most interesting. I heard from The Lego Movie and Big Hero 6: “Wow, this is as beautiful as Frozen!” I screamed to heaven. When I first went to Inside Out, I said, “Wow! I do not even freeze! Other Pixar movies cannot shake off the power of Inside Out, to be honest!” I can not wait to see what the world has to offer.
We have good news for all emotions to be expressed, not just joy. It also has cozy characters, and it is important that good storytelling comes from good characters that the audience likes or admires. It also makes (of course) a very interesting feeling and makes it an interesting movie. There is so much to say about this wonderful film, and if we talk about the sights, it will take about an hour. And there is too much imagination in this. I do not think Pixar will ever lead a film, and in that case Pixar will take over the world. Congratulations to Pixar for not only making one of the best Disney movies, but making it one of the best ever!
Jane Austen called it “one of the best films of the 21st century.” Joseph Stalin called the film “absolute joy” and called it “a necessary basis for protecting grief and creating memories in colorful entertainment costumes.” A crack addict I found in an alley behind my house said that this film is “a rare genre that ignores the role of pure entertainment and is a real genre, even a therapeutic language that gives children a language. Symbolic words regulate their emotions.”
#8 Toy Story 2
The story of the toys is similar to that of Star Wars, as it was in the Empire Strike Trilogy. It was so wonderful that I could not fit all of these concepts into this article. The theme is over, whether we accept it sooner or wait, it’s a very mature thing and probably the best dilemma in all the movies. The images in the film are great. The view of the airport, the scene of the wedding of Al and Woody, and the recovery in a barn will always be deeply etched in my memory and they can never erase themselves. Jessie’s story competes with the horrible monkeys in the first 10 minutes. If this number does not exist, it must be higher. The ratatouille should also be long.
The original story of the toy was rated very well (I can’t say it’s bad, I can’t say it’s not the best). The animation of the original Toy Story did not stop and was not very good. The animation of the new toy is very nice and looks good. The songs in Toy Story 2 are better (If He Likes to Vibrate, You Made Me a Friend), the story is better, and the performance is better. Of course, there is no silence (YOU ARE THE GAME!). Sid from Toy Story was originally just a devil for a crime, while Prospect Man has been waiting for his friend alone for years. Prospector Man is tired of being arrested and has to look for everything. The film continued with adult and children’s jokes and perfected it. It features the main characters of the series, Jessie and Bullseye, as well as Zurg and a fantastic debut scene. Credit control is very good. Overall, the best Pixar movie.
#7 Toy Story 3
After watching this movie, I made sure I cried 5 times. This is just a tragedy, and I would be happy if it ended. But there is an unreleased game for this story. I have not played it yet, but I can clearly see if it is really necessary or if the money was wasted. But this movie is great. Fantastic animation after an interesting event. Memorable characters say goodbye for the last time. The best cartoon ever. One of the best movies of all time. This is a great movie and should be at the top of this list. I held in my hands all my favorite movies. I thought about it, but there were times when I cried.
Jane Austen said: “The third part of this film is a 15-year-old epic about the adventures of a silly plastic stack, a long, sad meditation of loss, impatience and height. dear, stubborn, stupid, this is called love.” My boyfriend’s alcoholic stepfather said, “Even when the bar was high, Toy Story 3 was so impressive and powerful that I recognized it by name. Digital animation of plastic games can have this effect.” Then he fainted.
#6 Wall-E
Sixth place? WHAT? I think Wall-E is better than Looking for Nemo, Up and Toy Story 3 (although these movies are good). But Wall-E is my favorite Pixar movie and I think it deserves a podium. This is not only the best from Pixar, this is one of the best cartoons of all time!
It was a masterpiece. It’s like a song that grows in you, the more you listen to it, the deeper and more realistic it gets until you go somewhere. This is a love story, this is a story about humanity, it is humble and wonderful, it is full of hope and the basics. Some films tend to exaggerate this side of reality, but this film manages to find that the forest is full of bees. You know it was built from the right place in someone’s heart.
Wall-E is definitely my favorite Pixar movie. Not many people consider him their favorite – he is not famous and has very few conversations. Because it does not appeal to many young children, it is not as popular as some other cartoons, but I really like it. I think emotions come out when they are strong and that is a unique perspective. Unlike other Pixar movies. But I think this is a movie that older viewers will appreciate.
#5 Monsters Inc.
I think this is one of the most amazing and wonderful films ever made. It has all the great skills; some great skills and gardening. Be realistic and stick to your toes. Randy Newman’s “If You Didn’t Have” sung by Billy Crystal and John Goodman is one of my favorite songs, rising to the power of songs such as “You Made Friends” and “I’m Not Going.” There are MASTERS in this movie, with names like Jennifer Tilly, Billy Crystal, Steve Buscemi and John Goodman. They are all experts. In short, this film is the best. Why watch Hotel Transylvania with a machine, monkeys and werewolves when you can watch a breathtaking, joyful, elegant movie like Monsters Inc.? Who wouldn’t want to see how unique the doors are in these pictures?
Jane Austen said: “There were a lot of kind people and adults who went with the children and watched them have fun.” One of the other strippers in the club that my girlfriend works at gave a good review, praising the “creative power” of the film she said: “It’s a film for many years of use.” Although my girlfriend said that drama is sometimes “more than inspiring, the spirit of the audience is in popular places”, she also just started speaking gibberish and said: “happily happy he runs like anything else.” She might need to get different meds.
#4 Up
It’s correct. This film is the first time we have a flying house. It is a fictional film with an adult theme where the child is constantly thinking about running around the house to steal a talking dog. Not to mention all the other features. From the introductory perspective, we see Ellie and Carl going through their lives even though they haven’t fulfilled their dreams of going to the battlefield or having children. He then enters Carl, who has problems in his journey. And, of course, Russell, Kevin and Doug also share their joys and sorrows. I’m going to tell you about Doug because he likes to play with you, unlike some movies (Olaf coughs on blasphemers.) He’s also a beautiful dog who wants to be owned by his master, despite the fact that midwife Charles is very good. I like every aspect of this movie.
I remember watching this movie at theaters on my birthday and it will always be my special Pixar movie from the past (Toy Story 1-4 is good). He’s swimming in a different kind of house in South America, where they play with a guy, a talking dog, a boy scout and a dodo, and that’s part of the big movie. Watching 10 minutes of Karl’s wedding to Ellie had nothing to do with it, but the fact that he could tell a touching, tearful story in those little details really caught my attention. Yes, this is Pixar, so you have to expect different shows, creative speeches, fun games, audio saws, and lots of great comedies, and this movie is it! Well done! Good work!
#2 Looking for Nemo
I still watch this movie sometimes. Marlin may have been overprotective against Nemo, but that is almost the whole point of the film and it shows how much he cares about him. I think it has the best, most emotional story in any Pixar movie, along with great animation and a great soundtrack. I also think that the actors and actresses are a perfect match for their characters and I can’t imagine anyone else portraying them, especially Dora, who almost everyone knows. I like Ellen DeGeneres at the moment. I also like Toy Story, but for me, it is endless.
There are clowns in the ocean and one of them takes her son and goes to school, but the teacher takes them out to the open ocean. And Nemo gets lost trying to crash into a ship that disrespects Father Marlin. So, Marlin had to lead him to the theory of short-term memory loss. He fought against sharks, jellyfish, seagulls and even consumed a 100-foot-sized blue whale. And finally he found Nemo and brought him back to school and it was over. Good movie. And a good start.
Jane Austen awarded thirty-one of the forty-five stars she had remaining to the film, saying, “The best part is that this is the traditional Pixar. Unlimited imagination can last forever. Nemo explodes from the sea. Creatures with all types of eyeballs are a gift for the eyes and a blessing of modern culture.” My girlfriend ‘s psychiatrist gave the film four out of five stars, saying: “A visual imagination and sophisticated intelligence have begun the search for the top of the peak.”
#1 Coco
I love this movie! It’s so beautiful, it has to be good! It makes a big impression on me. And Hector’s song “I Miss You” made a big impression on Coco, and I love it! There are no dark, funny songs, in fact, the songs are very interesting and fun. If you refuse Disney and say Disney movies are boring and rude, we invite you to watch Coco or Inside Out!
Great story, nice pictures, cute characters and maybe the best soundtrack I’ve ever heard in a Pixar. I have to say that this Pixar movie is the best to suit my taste. I’m was watching another Pixar movie that burst out of the screen and attacked me. That was when I first saw Coco. However, Inside Out ends. I can’t always choose which of my favorite Pixar movies: Toy Story, Amazing Family, Looking for Nemo, Monsters Inc. (well, you have an idea). But this movie is so beautiful that I may have to reconsider it. He is sincere.
I have completed my reconsideration. Coco is now my favorite movie about Pixar because it has a great secret and pushes the boundaries of death. Cars 3 only tells the story of the doctor’s death, in Up Ellie tells the story of a dead love affair, but Coco is about a woman who went into space after she died and fought Ernesto De’s favorite super villain: La Cruz. The tiger is amazing. There is no such thing as a Pixar secret thriller.
The Top 10 Movies That Have Jokes
We all laughed recently. A good change from our current bacterial war. There is no better time to die on the sofa watching the legendary comedy. You will agree with all the posts that I have posted. I hope you are very sad and find this difficult to read. I actually want you to die. These are 10 movies that I am very entertained by.
#10 Monty Python and the Holy Grail
This film can cause serious personal injury. But this is a comedian and can easily be added to this list.
In other comedy groups, there is always the Moron Saint. Monty Python doesn’t do this well. Dozens of heroes politely bow behind the tank, and finally look at the “beast,” the rabbit. An OK grenade was used to defeat an evil rabbit.
Then this group encounters Deathbridge. They have to answer three questions from Anonymous Trolls to get a crossover. The first man easily covers the first article. The second question is the second simple question. “Where is the capital of Assyria?” they ask. The question then becomes even more ridiculous (“What is the amount of airflow in the loaded bird pharynx?”). Of course, attempts to siege the castle are cruelly reflected by the explosion of a cow.
One of the reasons The Holiest Grail is considered a weird movie is that comedy is not suitable for people. It takes advantage of medieval items and eliminates decades-old references that have become obsolete.
#9 Airplane!
I do not know you! go away! Remove this from the list. The largest ensemble comedy was produced for a phenomenal budget of $3.5 only 40 years ago. And thanks to that you can vote for a strange movie.
Comedy is like boxing on an airplane! Sergeant Pepper is a fast-burning ginger that brings thunder. Airplane! It’s like the spaghetti on a wall shot from a machine gun. Comedy is so fast that the audience is no longer living.
Of course, this recipe works only when there are enough jokes. From drinking the main character’s blood to the rotten body of a one-year-old child. There is a maid on the plane to help you change diapers! Very fast, noisy and fun.
This movie is Airplane! It is a comedy film and is special because it combines words. “There is a problem with the cockpit,” said Ted Straker, a notorious fighter pilot when the crew was frightened. He called the stewardess a cockpit.
With this device, you can fly additional jokes such as “I’ve chosen the week I stopped working by mistake!” Complete the plot that can be heard in 15 minutes in 90 minutes. Coming in dangerous, this kind of joking is an easy way to give your autopilot sexual satisfaction and organize many different comedy images.
#8 Caddyshake
This is a movie that entertains golfers. You know you want to shake a caddy. According to George Carlin, golf is a “arrogant elite game that takes up too much space in this country.” This is normal in my book. Caddyshake hit the faces of the members of this country club with the rude rudeness of Rodney Dangerfield in the 1980s.
Dangerfield is like a new and rich cheeky hero, a fish coming out of the water, and a bull in a Chinese store. “Scream forward!” Dangerfield, an illegal smuggler, after shooting the opponent at the target screams “I shot two guys!” Later at a big party full of Venus’ dangerous aliens, Dangerfield says the shindig is considered to be a “live dance version of death.”
The film also features the faces of two participants who appeared on a Saturday Night Live. Chevrolet Chase has the best ability to offer amazing attributes such as excellent intuition. “Denmark, do you use drugs?” Danny answers positively. “Well… what’s going on?” Meanwhile, Bill Murray quit the housework, found a garden hole, removed flowers, and imitated a quiet TV presenter (“He knew!”)
As a bonus, Caddyshake 2 in 1988 was one of the most valuable in a rare series. It’s not as fun as the first, but it’s the same scenic spot.
#7 Nude Gun
This is the second time Leslie Nielsen is on the list.
A big split screen was included next to the movie that just was a man shouting “Police!” Nude Gun is the most entertaining weapon for watching movies on TV. Nielsen, Ed Williams, Priscilla Presley, O.J. The Simpsons are all unacceptable and friendly. They openly laughed at the audience, wondering why they were working for the police.
Like an airplane, Nude Gun has spaghetti stuck to the walls, and hungry, one-story, stupid, ordinary nonsense flies quickly through the crowd. Nielsen played the role of a perfect idiot.
Many comedians have a hard time closing movies. But if you need to stitch pieces and apply a cast to a break, Nude Gun is a better choice. He stole the glittering banner of the starry sky (“And a little Red Riding Hood in the air/Balloons in the air”). The free game blocker (“how”) is the most interesting part of the 15-minute movie history. At the end of the movie is the character of “Office Space”.
#6 Christmas Vacation
The problem was not a holiday, it was a movie. I went to Christmas. It is the most fun holiday monster that honors Will Ferrell’s chaotic elves.
There are so many quotes in this movie that I don’t know where to start. Randy Quaid plays Ellen’s white cousin with a trash can. He turns the sewer spray into a street grate, and fills it while annoying neighbor Clark. “Merry Christmas! There were so many shitters!”
Christmas Vacation is probably the most fun movie about disasters. Clark’s uncle burns a tree in “hay.” The last straw is cousin Eddie taking a chainsaw to Clark and cutting a man up on the front lawn. Then he smashed the neighbor’s window when he fell. He drags the body parts and advises an individual dog named Snodie to chase rodents and destroy the rest of the house. When the squirrel comes out he must make a decision Now, when the zombie Clark, opened the door, a squirrel and a dog appeared. I jumped into the arms of Julia Louis Dreyfus. Julia Louis Dreyfus came to meet Zombie Clark and met a lonely widow in a fallen tree.
Christmas Vacation is one of those films that are 30 years old or maybe not. Zombie Clark comes here every year to comfort us among annoying relatives. Show mercy and thank you. (“Grace? She died 30 years ago!”)
#5 Austin Powers: National Man of Mystery
Yes darling! Mike Myers’ James Bond Chorus was one of the most fun and lively action movies of the 1990s (tribute to Tommy Boy and starring Chris Farley). Then he made Austin Powers: National Man of M ystery.
The film works at multiple levels, including the battle of evil spy movies (“Judo CHOP!”) and the development of the funny comedy character of Myers. However, the most successful element is the “two-tier fish” element. Myers is the leading actor Austin Powers and his natural enemy, Dr. Play-All-The-Evil. They decided to freeze everyone for 30 years.
As a result, the transparency of Myers’ embarrassing moments can actually be higher. For example, Dr. Play-All-The-Evil donated “One Million Dollars” to the world!” We want to keep our civilization at a low cost so that it doesn’t burn with liquid hot magma.
In this film, almost nothing happens. When will you try, Mr. Myers? Dr. Play-All-The-Evil saw an old woman, slapped her in the face and said, “The movie was really scary! Every time!” Then there is the treatment of father and son. He remembered and said things about his childhood. “This is standard.”
#4 South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
The most fascinating cartoon in history is an adaptation of the South Park cartoon series by Trip Parker and Matt Stone. Musicians such as Emmyem and Marilyn Manson voiced that their parents were bad, but Parker and Stone decided to play one of the most harmful comedians in the community.
I was in elementary school when the movie came out. Sitting in the theater surprised my parents so much that they never had any other children. I have no idea why. After all, this movie was made only rated R. I was cherished. Finally, how bad is this?
After about 10 minutes, the second song in the movie begins, Uncle Fucker (Musical! Colorful! Dark!) and gives an authoritative answer to this question. Which family member do Trip Parker and Matt Stone love the best? From there, they created the most interesting music videos in movie history. The video was full of wild songs throughout the Grammy award-winning album “The Fault Lies With Canada.”
The main part of the movie is that South Park children have to save comedy victims from provocative jokes. This is especially important in expecting Parker and Stone to create the film. The movie was not only informative but entertaining. If you don’t like it, Cartman will send you a message.
#3 Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Vurgunti
“This is Ron Vurgunti.” That is true.
His exclusive 2004 movie of the 1970s news was the highlight of Will Ferrell’s comedy career. It is a lot of work. Prior to that, like Austin Powers, Anchorman had the feel of a really stupid 10-minute movie. Will Ferrell is a really good guy. However, the mayor of San Diego cautioned that the name was being interpreted as “whale vagina.” Pizza delivery is great.
This is for the purpose of the royal world of a famous news agency, making the host the top 10 hosts in all history. Luke Wilson and meteorologist Brick Man (Steve Carrel) attacked Team Tim Robbins who was a social media reporter (“No Ads… Sorry!”). Then they were all attacking Machete (Danny Trejo) in an unarmed street battle. Horse warriors tend to kill. “You are not my son,” Vurgunti told the team the next day.
Do you think Anchorman is not on this list? Then give up, San Diego.
#2 Borat
Officially Borat: An American Cultural Course that Benefits Kazakh Celebrities. Baron Sasha Cohen was one of the most sophisticated specimens and was a very good offensive depiction of a foreigner studying American society. As with the Da Ali G Show, the biggest advantage of this movie is that the script is not a joke.
As Kazakhstan’s Borat Sadiev, Cohen exposes American unethical acts and racism. He is against the United States and uses their stupidity with disgust. During dinner, Borat acknowledged that he was familiar with American habits and plumbing in American rooms, and after passing into the bathroom, gave the owner a bag of dung. “We support the war on terror,” he said to Rodeo’s greedy cowboy, adding that “George W. Bush is drinking the blood of Iraqi men, women and children.” The United States has declared support for the war in Iraq!
A good Borat sings, “I have a problem in my country.” Finally, several fat men in cowboy hats sang, “Jews are throwing up in wells,” smiling. Their cows were empty! Cohen threw money at a cockroach when he met a real Jewish couple (renting a house and sleeping at home with a friendly old wife) and showed hatred for the Jewish Jews in the Middle East. The master says, “I can hardly see the horn.”
#1 Egregious
Sorry. There is a big comedian on the list. Seth Rogan is not on the list. Think of the 40-year-old Virgo (and Paul Rudd-everybody likes it). In 2007, Egregious hit the end of my penis, which was later described by Jonah Hill.
Egregious is one of the rare comedies that can be solved by combining different conspiracy theories without sacrificing humor. It is difficult to drink at a high school party. The two main characters are nervous when they go to another university. A sick person feeds on the unhealthy needs of a teenage girl. Guaranteed that there is a sad lack of police. The stories of A, B, C and even D are combined. And everyone lives in an emotional subdivision. This is rare in R-rated comedies.
Egregious‘s body fluids are unique. Vogel’s disappointment as a customer at a liquor store (“I’ve been drinking for years and heard something was added recently”) pokes the face of the movie when the cashier tries to talk fun and shallow. I can’t do it. However, these people can.
When the police questioned the witnesses, his fake identity was questioned, but unfortunately, the legend of McLovin was sparked.
Top 10 Movies About Dogs
People like dogs. Lots of people like canines. There are big dogs and small dogs and mean dogs and okay dogs and nice dogs. Cats are only one size. Good dogs make good pets. Bad dogs don’t. I don’t have a dog. Here are top 10 movies about dogs.
#10 Milo and Otis
There is also a cat here so I can’t rank too high. It is only half of a dog movie. And it is not a real dog in this movie. Dogs are not friends. A man who says a dog is his best friend only says that because they have no human friends. The dog is not your friend. The dog only likes that you give food. The cat in the movie offers nothing but the dog is his friend? That is not a real dog.
This movie is actually about Dudley Moore. It is him being drunk a lot and talking about all the fun drinking he had with his friend Peter Of Tool. They would drink all the time and be stupid, shit in a living room, and barf on women. Like dogs do.
#9 Turner and Hooch
Why is this? Why is this on my list? Hooch is the ugliest dog ever. He is uglier than the ugliest person. He is also a bad dog, destroys things. Sometimes bites a person. And he’s a cop. A cop’s cop dog.
Tom Hanks is the greatest actor ever. Here he is a cop who likes this dog, even though the dog is ugly. The dog dies. Hanks is sad. But then gets a new dog. That’s life. If you don’t want your ugly dog to die, don’t make them cop dogs where they can be shot by criminals. If the dog really is a man’s best friend, why would that man put the dog in danger?
#8 Old Yellow
Why is this sad? People say this movie is sad. That dog, Old Yellow, had to die. It had rabies. That’s what happens when you have a dog in the world that you are irresponsible with. It will get rabies. Why are you crying? Stop that! Did you want Old Yellow to suffer and die in the painful madness of rabies? Did you want the Old Yellow to bite the boy and his family so they all die of rabies too? Is it because the boy had to shoot Old Yellow? That’s life. That boy becomes a man at the end of the movie when he kills the rabid beast that would have eventually threatened his family. It is a happy movie.
#7 Lassie
Totally basic dog movie. Everyone knows this dog. Even if they don’t know this dog, they know this dog. Just some dumb herding dog that acts like every other herding dog. Dumb and loyal. There are many movies about this dog. Lassie Saves Boys. Lassie Come Home. Lassie Play Fetch. Lassie Dies. I don’t know. There was a tv show too. Just the same dog doing dog things. Is this special?
#6 Lady and the Tramp
It is a good Disney animated one. This is the good dog movie on this list. The people have a dog and they like the dog. But then they have a baby, and the human baby is more important than the dog. They don’t love the dog as much anymore. So Lady meets other dogs, like Tramp, and learns that dogs are dogs and people are people. They are not really friends.
You see these Siamese cats. They are mean to the dog. The old woman that owns the cats is mean to the dog. The dog feels entitled to respect from people and others because “Hey, I’m a dog!” No person or animal is entitled anything. Lady does nothing to earn respect from people or dogs until later. At the end of the movie she helps kill a rat that was going to hurt the baby. THEN she earns respect. That is actual friendship between dog and human- mutual benefit. The dog earns food and affection by protecting the baby. No longer entitlement.
#6 Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
This is about two dogs and one cat. So it is 2/3 of a dog movie. The cat is the best character because the cat already knows the nature of relations between animals and humans. Humans do not actually need animals except for food and some work. If an animal wants to be a pet, they must earn that.
In this movie, the two dogs and a cat become lost while the family that owns them is movie. These animals are forgotten. The family cannot look for them because that takes time and resources. Can the animals work? No. Are the animals food? No. Then why waste energy and resources looking for them, energy and resources better used in procuring food for a family. So the animals must accomplish this on their own. They animals must prove their value.
The animals do find their way home, they do this on their own. THEN the family accepts them. They show value and a will to earn their own keep. The dogs are not entitled to live with the humans, they earn that place– the same as every citizen must earn a place in the world.
#5 Beethoven
This big beast of a dog is dumb. This thing should have been abandoned or shot dead. Destroys the house of working humans, costs so much to keep and feed and keep. The dog provides no value. Beethoven is a gigantic parasite. A Saint Bernard could be used as a work beast, herding food animals, saving babies, or hauling beer. But not Beethoven. Beethoven feels entitled to food, shelter, and affection without providing anything in return. Beethoven does not love this family. The dog should have been abandoned.
#4 Air Bud
There are different ethical issues going on here. Let’s ignore the sequels and just do the original Air Bud movie.
There is a dog that earns his place in the world. A dog that does not act entitled. This is a dog that earns a paycheck through actual physical effort. This is the most admirable dog ever, developing a skill and utilizing it for his own personal gain.
However, this dog is acting outside of his own social class. This dog is taking a place on a basketball team that can and should be filled by a human. Yes, Air Bud is more capable at the job than other humans, Air Bud earned the position through his hard work, but he’s not white human, and this is an industry historically filled by humans. One cannot allow Air Bud, a dog, into the human workforce. Right?
I think. Don’t women play sports too? I think we’ve started allowing men and women to compete in the same sport together. So why can’t a dog play human basketball? Isn’t it just discrimination to keep Air Bud away from a sport because he’s a different race species?
#3 Marley and I
This is about Owen Wilson and the girl from Friends and Office Space adopting a dog. They want to see if they can be good parents. So they use a dog as a test. Can they raise a dog correctly?
Is this dog entitled to affection? Is this dog entitled to food paid for with another person’s earnings? Is a child, unable to fend for themselves, entitled to these things? Parents love a child because that is where their values lie. It is valuable to them to use their work and effort for a child that will not be able to ever repay the resources used to raise them. But, as humans, we utilize those resources on needy children to ensure the continuance of our species. For Owen Wilson and the lady from Friends and Office Space, they value this dog as a surrogate child. The dog serves that purpose in their life.
The dog dies. Not from danger, not from rabies, not from violence. The dog develops a disease, the same as humans. The dog dies of totally natural causes. Well, gets sick and then its pseudo-parents euthanize it. It costs money to put a dog to sleep, but they value this animal so that is where they choose to put their money.
I guess it is okay, then, for people to like dogs. If they want to spend money on a thing that has no actual value, will not earn them money, and will not be food. If they value it, they can spend money on it. No one is forcing them. Why do I care?
#2 Best in Show
These are valuable dogs. These dogs provide money and fame for their owners, and all they have to do is exist and look pretty. And they have to behave in certain ways. They have to not behave like dogs. The movie shows all these dogs as an accessory to a human. Dogs are exploited for the benefit of humans.
Is this right? Is this a good thing to do? To force dogs to not act like dogs so that an owner can find fame and money? Is it exploitation? The movie is funny, but I think its wrong to do to these dogs. Sad that the dogs cannot say or do anything about it. There is one dog that tries to act like a dog but he is banned and then removed and replaced with another dog.
#1 101 Dalmatians
Again. Do dogs have rights? In this movie, Cruella De Ville is the grim image of capitalism. She has captured 101 dogs to exploit for their own benefit. The dogs will die during this exploitation, but there is nothing the dogs can do. There is nothing illegal she is doing. There is no government that will stop Capitalist De Ville from exploiting dogs to make her clothing. This is the same as exploited children in another country dying as they manufacture clothes for Wal-mart.
The 101 dalmatians rise up in revolt and seize the means of production. The fight against Capitalist De Ville and her thugs to earn their freedom, to earn their right to exist free of exploitation. They all live in the utopian household of some happy family. Well, they can’t all live in one tiny townhouse. So they will go elsewhere, wherever they want, to do whatever they want.
Some will become work dogs, some will become friends for lonely people. 101 different dalmatians building altruistic relations with humans. It is a happy thing for the humans and the dogs. They are not exploited.
The Top 10 Disney Princesses
These are some royal ladies that Disney created. I have all of these toys too.
#10 Snow White Girl
I love Snow White Girl. She is my favorite Disney Princess! Even though she was 14 years old, she was beautiful. Moreover, I do not think people think this is true. I do not know, is that an age? Other things happened? This is my lip tint. I know the big brown eyes, the thin skin, the wavy dark brown hair, (which does not have black hair), and it’s a shiny body that has bright lips. Snow White Girl hatred must stop! It’s just that she has a very good work ethic, positive attitude, and a viewpoint that is one of the best things to do at her point. I love you, Snow White Girl! Even though she is 14 years old, she looks young. I’m dreaming in the room and love her picture. She looks like an angel. You probably should have recognized her as well. I love this new look. She’s interesting, but it’s not like another princess.
Snow White Girl is beautiful. It looks as classic as an old Hollywood actor. Her hair is beautiful, she looks shameful, her beauty is perfect. Her chastity also plays its role. She is the best in beauty. She is a very natural and kind human. Her clothes are also good and perfect for his girls. She’s also got very ugly, white skin!
#9 Mulan
I admire his courage, which is linked to his father. It is attractive to people. Thanks to his hips, his heart does not explode. He is like Merida and I do not care. Disney is an hero. I think he’s really the best princess round. He not only has the inner beauty but he also has the outer beauty. Mulan has courage, kindness, beauty, and warmth. He has the total package. Even though he is dressed, he still has a female aura to attract viewers for him. This Disney princess, who is independent, does not depend on dragons to help him, but can attack instead. He iss certainly one of my favorite princesses. He knew how to look beautiful, even if the design is more like Chinese entertainers! He does not care about his appearance. It was fantastic! In Asia the name!
#8 Pocahantos
In fact, I do not know why I chose Pocahontas. This makes me beautiful without clothes!
1. Her eyes are located in the corner
2. She has a functional structure. It looks real!
3. Her skin. This is a beautiful tone, in my opinion. I like to be honest.
4. Those attractive lips. Not so many people like this feature, but I admire it.
5. Its body structure is very thin, suitable for running and swimming.
6. Smart smile
7. Her hair! Very good wind flow – aerodynamic
I think they agree. But they do not choose Pocahontas. But they are all different and not less beautiful. Pocahontas is a natural beauty. She thought about her appearance and it is authentic. Do not be misunderstood, many others do not think this Princess is “fake”. But Pocahontas in a natural mood. I have also discovered no white Princesses. Okay, there is Tiana, she still exists. But this is a native American. My hair and my eyes are everything. I love you.
She has a clearly defined face profile and perfect body. Pocahantos has a clear chin and fleshy lips with beautiful eyes. She shows her skin and her body gives a strange, brown look. She also has a great relationship with nature and the stage in which it tries to find oneself. Between the two movies in the two boys kissed in a different way. Who was better? John Smith or Ralph? Go to Ralph!
#7 Cinderella
Cinderella is the most amazing and beautiful princess of Disney. She is a nice and sweet and loving mother to all of us with a day job. Her mom is terrible. I think that she is still remaining strong, so she never stop finding beautiful things. In addition, she has beautiful views, beautiful eyes, nose, lips, and her hair is a cute reddish brown. Despite it all, she looks like amazing in a dress. But we all manage to look beautiful in dresses. This obviously is not meant for us. Can you pull a person other than Cinderella? She has a very round perfect butt. Time shifting is the best way to get into a Cinderella. That is because of her very beautiful face! She has a sweet smile and a nice nose. Her nipple is my favorite company. Her eyes are the best shades I’ve ever seen. I love bread in the oven. Her hair looks very simple.
She’s beautiful. Her boring hair is very short. Her skin is like snow, but does not look like Elsa. Frozen is the best film. Cindrella’s dress is beautiful and beautiful, but her eyes are nonsense. Her body is hidden. Her nose is not good. It does not have to rest on my hips. Do I do think she has the surprisingly charming blue eyes of the devil? I say, that’s sweet smile? If you ask me, Cinderella is a princess of the most beautiful animation. I think this is the most beautiful princess.
#6 Ariel
She is only 16 years old and is one of the most beautiful women in Disney! She seems so grown up when you have a chance. Look for her when she is 21 years old. If you want to know my opinion, a shot of tequila is better. I love Disney female red heads, they are simply beautiful. I like Ariel because there is a lot of confusion in her eyes. She is the most beautiful in a beautiful dress, but this is my opinion. Ariel is absolutely amazing! Her foot is so perfect. She has a nice muscle in her left thigh. There is no body hair. She has a free soul and a strong curiosity. She is able to stand a frustrating family with her big, strong head which is red. I especially like the fact that she is brave. She knows how to make a spear of death to catch whales. I want you to feel my love for her song. It’s great when a Disney Princess is not a bad man. I also liked that a teenager has to battle in the fight against body change.
I compare her to the other Disney Princess that I love more than Ariel. She’s fun, adventurous and loves things. And her favorite color is that of blood. Her eyes spark with madness. I also think Ariel is definitely the best of many Disney Princess. Since I’m ready to tear her beautiful voice away. This mermaid became a victim to my love when I was nine years old. Ariel was always my favorite. Her love for Eric the Prince is deep enough. You can also do something to have sex with her. Please love Ariel because she is my favorite of the princess. I like her hair.
#5 Jasmine
I think Jasmine is the nicest because her eyes are so beautiful and her nose is normal, in my opinion. Her hair is amazing! I do not think she shows too much skin because she has pants that cover her chicken legs. That is more than a good start. But I also think that she is one of the worst inside. She openly kills a hungry boy in the market with an apple. She does not look for man because she promised her virgin soul to a devil. She sees a man and loves Aladdin for the money, but he needs hormones.
Jasmine must be dead first. This is one of the Disney princesses. Just Because Belle means Beauty in French does not mean that she is more beautiful. No? In addition, the reason Belle is beautiful because of her stupid yellow dress. What about Jasmine? Everything that she wears is suitable for use on rats, as shown on her rat body. Jasmine is not only beautiful, but expensive, courageous and strong, and maybe a bit of a villain. How about Belle? She cannot even fight a flock of wolves! She just has to wait for the beast to rescueher? So why is your favorite Belle? Because of her nice face? You rascals guys have a bad taste! Jasmine is even more beautiful than Belle! JASMINE PROVIDES THE PROVISIONS! You bastards!
There is no doubt that Princess Jasmine is a Disney Princess. Although she makes street clothes look good when she comes out on the market. She was still able to get this look at and the impressively choke everyone in the market. Here is the perfect goddess of death. I love her big, brown, beautiful eyes. She is a brown leather woman. Jasmine the Princess deserves the number two Belle. Fuck to do it for sure. It is also the first Disney Princess to wear pants, and she pulls out the perfect look.
Of course, Jasmine hands down the most beautiful in her 90s, most people want someone who looks like them, but her black hair and beautiful eyes make her the most beautiful of all the other princesses.
#4 The Tangled Woman
The Tangled Woman is incredible! Well, did she come from the people you met? However, she was limited to the life of the tower! This is an ideal model of child abuse! She has big hair and a great personality and charm! I love the eyes of her big green face, it’s completely independent. This is not Elsa. However, The Entangled Woman is big. She’s incredible. Elsa or The Tangled Woman? In other words, it can not be that the first one who decides. But Ariel third place.
The correct adjective is cute. That’s nice, but that’s not surprising. Long hair, smoky face … I was shocked!
Entangled woman is the second prettiest princess among history. She’s a great character, but this is a tough time. When she saw a prince, she did not spread her feet. She is strong, brave, and a prince is not needed. She is independent, incredible. Her blue hair not only goes in but over it. Since you are the only one, you will never want to say more.
In fact, women who are intricate are probably the more beautiful princesses in this list! Her fault is like her suffering personality, just increasing her beauty! She thinks. Struggling for her is what you want. Everything is wrapped up in her hair, the stepping-stone of a woman standing behind you! And, unlike the other princess, she does not look like a great model. That’s that. But this shows that the princess is more than beauty, it’s something that will be beautiful.
The woman’s hat is big.
#3 Aurora
She is an absolutely beautiful princess. This princess is large, golden, and elastic. Do not roll her too much. Her eyes are small, but exciting. Violets seem to love fresh amethyst. Her face is large, very thin, but very attractive. Her lips are ideal in size and shape. She is not very thin and not too large. Her flesh is a very beautiful pink shade. Her thin body gives her the impression of a great model. For her part, she is very sensitive when giving something up, which is always good. The way in which animation works, based on ancient ballerinas, makes her movements visually appealing and very stylish. Her pink dress and black / gray dress are sleek and contribute to the overall look. This is the naturally empty and famous princess.
She is so beautiful. The hair is beautiful. Her eyes are blurred. Her lips, her appearance, and her voice better improve. She did it for the first time with Cinderella and Snow White was watching. I love it. I know the world will be so beautiful to Disney’s Aurora. She is a natural beauty. I want to be good and beautiful to Aurora.
She’s a better princess than ever! I want to say Disney is clear that you will not remove the princess from them! My opinion should be the first. The only reason is that her inner beauty must be determined. However, this competition is beyond beauty! In addition, Aurora is beautiful! Just because she’s a fairytale. She’s sweet, but somehow that’s not good. I like her cute navel. Her dress is beautiful.
#2. Belle
Who can not be connecting to this princess? Please, she does not fit clothes. She is just talk. She took the whole picture. Do I ever think that she will get things? She is so ugly. I do not like her eyes. The fact remains that she was ready to sell her father to a terrible monster! She is not interested in helping other people. That there is no movement. She is much worse than another princess. You need to learn the lessons in the film. Please, forget this lesson. She’s wrong about the photos, I know. Only the fact that she can read, deny Gaston, and that is reason enough. This is mainly because she is a ferret. I hate human nature which cannot be observed. He’s a beautiful prince she wants to victimize, which can take a year. You do not need that. He was just a bonus to have money.
Her name corresponds to the actual meaning of terrorism. There is the presence of bad evil abroad (an entertainer who was inspired by heavy women like Judy Garland and Joan Crawford). I really do not know what this is. Clumsy, selfish (she sells her father to become the father), she is suffering from a disease. It depends. I work in big room somewhere, but it’s not where I want to work really. I was afraid of Belle, like the devil from of my village. She is responsible for the slavery of women. She should never be displayed as an image. Belle was unimportant for the Beast and his furniture. She never showed any recognition and understanding. She was immature and any ordinary young woman. Belle has more and more evidence to explain why she is the worst Disney princesses.
Belle is really terrible. This is not what you like. She dependss on the “suffering of the beast.” Of course, you will not be able to go on a great adventure, such as Mulan and Ariel. You are interfering with the most cruel and stupid of Disney Princesses. You have the curiosity of children who advise Beller how to solve her problems in the world. Her heart is darker than the blackness of the night. She could not save the prince. She is the most evil princess of Disney. Just because her father, Oriya, knew she could. In addition, she is not a good person. She falls on the most ugly monster you’ve seen, because there is a castle and money. Yes, Belle is bad. She’s huge and wasteful, disabled and sadistic, and more than anything else is the worst Disney princess. Take it!
It;s hard to say that the nightmare of hell is Belle! She and the devil look exactly the same.
#1 Elsa
Take a couple of things clearly. She has hair. She has a tight dress with all the delicious processes. Her body is hidden. She has this amazing expression. She has an impressive transformation into the Most High of all the hot women. And above all, this is a super sexy woman to defile. But in fact, like all the other Princesses of Disney, she needs me, like her husband. I can also sleep with her stupid sister. Elsa is the perfect girl to meet all the needs of my sex life. But she wants to be herself. She respects the principle of non-discrimination. She is the queen of sexual complexes and she is an open supermarket. She can make a snowman feel pleasure. Her mind is a masterpiece of architecture. DD is the size of her soft breasts. She has a powerful voice and incredible talent. Elsa is probably the one that is the right one. There is no need to change yourself and attract others to be sexual. Not to love is the true essence of simplicity.
Elsa is not without guilt. She’s beautiful inside and out. I do not focus on just her appearance, though it is the most powerful sexual force that the world has ever seen. But here’s the deal, not many of them can grow up to be alone, isolated and completely scared of her power and not turn out angry and hurt in the end. Elsa is well known throughout the film. She rejected any social context, and was removed so that others can be protected from dangers. This was beautiful. All that she did, no matter how bad it was, because of the love of her sister and her people. It was exciting and altruistic again. So, when I finally “released” and took some time, it was one of the most, if not the best, times I’ve had with Disney movies. Are you also very sophisticated, smart, mature, loving, sweet and talked about it? She is dedicated to being the queen. She loves geometry and does not need a man. But I’m her husband.
Seriously, I could write up to 10 pages about how beautiful I think Elsa is, but I’ll try to be brief. There are times that tear me up, because I really feel like she’s beautiful. I like her blue eyes dressed in bright sparks, her fair hair, her quaking ass when she climbs a mountain. Her bouncing breasts. Her smile is beautiful even when she is sad. I just want to go through the screen and keep her as the next to violate. She’s got a low body temperature. I do not know how to deal with it. Elsa is even more beautiful in summer trousers. I am completely in awe of her personal elegance and personality that she would like to express for so long. Her beautiful dress perfectly reflectst his beauty and I want her to try this warm body. Elsa is also beautiful inside. She shows nothing but love and compassion for everyone around her. Especially the sister she loves. I’m 21 years old and I do not have anything to say except that I’m so in love with Elsa. I hope for more lust in Frozen 2.
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