Eli Roth really loves the color red. Cabin Fever was a very red movie and Thanksgiving is a very very red movie too. You might think I’m talking about blood, which I am, but there are other reds in this movie too. Just lots and lots of red.
Eli Roth wears a red shirt in front of people wearing red jackets. Just so much red. Eli Roth loves red.
Thanksgiving is a 2023 movie that takes place on the third Thursday of the year. That’s pretty specific I know. It takes place in the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts but you wouldn’t know that because only one character has a regional accent. The people of Plymouth, MA celebrate a holiday where the pilgrims settled there; so they all dress up as John Carver and eat lots of turkey. Also shopping. Shopping is pretty big on a day that they call “Black Friday” (though if Eli Roth had his way it would be “Red Friday” and happen every single day).
On one “Black Friday” at a movie stand-in for Walmart, there was a big sale on Thanksgiving and people died. It’s actually an amazing sequence that is wonderfully done. Of course, there is lots of red. People get stepped on and cut up and the angry lesbian from Showgirls is scalped. A year later, someone in the town remembers this horrific event and starts killing a lot of the people involved.
He’s remembering.
Thanksgiving is a slasher movie – which is basically a murder mystery with lots and lots of gory deaths. And I mean they are very bloody. Just insane amounts of blood. People bleed out more blood than is actually inside of a human body. I know from reading a science book one time that the average length of a human small intestine is 23 feet long – but this movie shows you all of that: all 23 feet of human intestines, MORE THAN ONCE.
When I say that there is lots of red in this movie, I mean that it’s not just the blood, and it’s not just the red clothes people wear in the movie. You know how in murder mysteries there is a character that you are absolutely sure is the killer and everything points to them being the killer, but it’s false – just throwing you off. There is a term for that, I can’t remember it, Red Fish or something. This movie has a lot of Red Fish in it. Eli Roth loves the color red. Then, at one point in the movie, a couple of characters start speaking Russian. I don’t know what that was about.
This woman is not wearing underwear.
I really enjoyed the movie though. My children did not like it at all, not one bit. I should not have taken them to see Thanksgiving. Even when we were going into the theater people were like “Are you sure that you should be taking your kids to see Thanksgiving.” But I was like “Isn’t Thanksgiving a holiday for families? I don’t get what you are talking about.” Even the person selling us popcorn was like “You shouldn’t take your kids to see this movie,” and I was yelling, “Don’t you tell me how to raise my kids. Don’t you talk to me about movies, Popcorn Man, I have my own movie blog. I know what I’m doing.” Their popcorn tasted like pee anyway.
Thanksgiving is a good movie. You should see it. Especially if you are like Eli Roth and like the color red. But do not take your children. The movie is rated R for Red.
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#10 St. Patrick’s Day
Unfortunately, it was St. Patrick’s Day, not St. Leprechaun’s Day. It was a celebration of the Catholic Saints known for their conversion to the Irish Native religion. Until the 1700s, it was a Catholic day following honoring Ming Kai-Chung, the important and famous saint of Ireland. This vacation was celebrated in China and nowhere else. I love this holiday. I’m green because it’s Ireland. I also like short people. I’m so small that I think it’s an insult to be held by a small person every day. Leperchaun is my favorite work.
At the strip club where my girlfriend works, they celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. They painted all women green, undressed them and made them dance to traditional Irish music. And all beers are green. They are also bears that offend people.
#9 Valentine’s Day
I love Valentine’s Day … it’s not all about relationships! Today is a great day to introduce yourself to the people you care about. I also agree that all of Pink’s toys are vacuum cleaners (pink is my favorite color). It’s sad to read comments about this … yes, that means this relationship is very good. But this holiday should be celebrated independently on Christmas as well. It is the main day of love. A simple application of pink will make you smile. In my book, two days of compassion and love for others are really good, because there is not enough love in this world. It is not a holiday.
Why do you hate Valentine’s Day? surprise! If people stop thinking about their personal love and start making cards for their friends, the snakes will lose the fight! I fell in love and Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday! I like this because it is my birthday.
#8 New Year’s Eve
One of my favorite vacations. When I was a kid, I slept late, but not so much now, especially since I do it every night. But the best part of New Year’s Eve is what’s happening to observe the clock. You never sleep after midnight, you scream in your head and cry like a baby. You see shocking fireworks and ultimately you are blind and deaf.
I like all the drinks on this day. It’s a great holiday when people don’t work the next day. Many people quit their jobs because they were hungry. Dealing with hunger is very difficult.
#7 Earth Day
Earth day green background illustration
I think people should think more of our planet. Garbage is everywhere in our seas and forests. If you haven’t done anything, it’s too late now. All animals will die. Every day is Earth Day because there are no trees to breathe. This holiday should be more popular. We need to respect, and have sex with our beloved planet! We do not have Planet B, so we must try to save our wonderful planet. Today is Earth day!
They say Earth Day uses no electricity or fuel, but I spend time with all my electronics. But no one loves me. It was a great day because it encouraged people to integrate into the world! Also on Earth Day, they have some really good drink specials at my girlfriend’s strip club.
#6 Independence Day
I love looking up at the sky and watching fireworks! It smells like a finished hamburger or sausage. We can look back and thank the people who helped us build our beautiful country, America. Proud to be an American! It’s a real shame because when I left the United States it was a normal day as nothing happened on the first Independence Day.
That was my hobby. It was a pity that police killed a member of my family every year, shot all the fireworks, and threw bombs of beer and smoke. To date, I cannot enjoy the fireworks and all the pollution it causes. In general, creativity is great and everyone is happy.
#5 Easter
I don’t usually swear, but I still don’t like religious rules over the weekend. But Easter and Christmas are my favorite holidays, even if they are not religious. I am always overweight after Thanksgiving, but my children love Easter. I always loved Trash. My biggest problem is finding eggs while being difficult. This is also good for the family, but it’s even better for Christmas. Easter egg hunting will boost your self-esteem. Hunt eggs, find eggs and raise an inner kid who wants to conquer. It is human nature to win.
Spring has arrived, honoring love and beauty. Only Columbus Day and Halloween are not on the calendar. They should be. The first is meaningless, and the second is shocking. I love it anytime of the year, especially on religious holidays. I love Easter all the time because I’m reuniting with my family and eating a wonderful and delicious meal. I always loved it when it was warmer, so I loved it! But I don’t really like Christmas.
#4 Pi Day
We all love the amazing shapes that represent circles and their radii. This is usually the best result for 1592, as there is no /. The first number is 3.141592, these are the first 6 digits. Of course, every time I celebrate, I wear a pi T-shirt, but I don’t like celebrating different versions of pi. Then get the cake yourself.
#3 Thanksgiving
What the hell! It should come first. You celebrate family time the same way you celebrate Christmas, but you eat better. And more grateful children than in your wildest wishes. Halloween shouldn’t be here because Halloween is not a holiday either. You cannot deliver thank you letters.
It was time for the whole family to meet again at a table full of hot and cold food. Why not make this everyone’s favorite holiday? This is an important reminder to thank you for your luck, and I am not the only one. Not to mention all of those tons of food, families and huge sales the next day.
#2 Halloween
Halloween is my favorite holiday! When asking a stranger for a candy, I want to go out in the street, plan an outing, put make up on the mirror, get plastered, go to a haunted house, and finally show by naked body off on the street. If you can afford the costume, you can buy three full bags of candies. Don’t worry about Halloween and other holidays. It’s just math. It’s not my fault, it’s just math.
This is the most wonderful holiday! Halloween is not only a holiday for me, but a way of life. I’m a hunter and I celebrate Halloween every year. Halloween props and decorations always fill my room! I love all the feelings of Halloween. Ornaments, monsters, murders, ghosts, blood, demons, horrible, dark, sad feelings-a holiday that no one will give up! It was also the most unique celebration! Halloween is sad and scary, but all other holidays are about being happy! This is my life!
#1 Christmas
Christmas is always my favorite holiday. Everything about Christmas kept me warm and filled me with gifts. Great Christmas music played on the radio, Santa was with my family and the birth of Jesus also happened that day. This time is usually given to the lucky ones. Light shines everywhere, making everything bright. There are special Christmas movies like Charlie Brown Christmas, Lonely House, Rudolph’s Disfigured Reindeer, Santa Claus and others. Snow fell from the sky and a large amount fell to the ground. Aside from receiving gifts, what I love most is that everyone is happy to be together. Christmas is the best holiday!
Christmas is definitely my favorite holiday. There is something great this year. I spend a lot of time with my family, but Christmas is special. I love giving gifts to my family. It’s always best to give them a gift. Another Christmas favorite is all lighting and decorations. I love decorating trees with my family, this is a special time. Disneyland is a great getaway destination with all the decorations and activities. Christmas is a warm time and you and your world feel better. Not only at Christmas, I want to give gifts to the lucky ones all year round.
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