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The Top 10 Most Insane Video Games

Video games have been around for 17 years and most of my neighbors have nothing to do with it. As long as smart pigs fight Russian serfs in the 1800s and kids use methamphetamines to train mice to fight dogs, it’s easy to completely ignore everything your girlfriend does with the odd guy at her work.

This list collects some of the craziest video game ROMs. Remember that madness makes them happier and more successful. So, whatever the Doritos say or whatever hallucinations you feel after eating a spoiled kiwi, many video games are at their best. These are my top 10 crazy video game ROMs.

#10 Katamari Damacy

Avid gamers probably never know when their girlfriends are cumming, so throw away these planet-sized trash balls. My bedroom has a magic ball that expands and absorbs more. But frenzy destruction has a purpose. My father got drunk and broke it, and the only way the little universe could rebuild it was by rolling a bigger and bigger ball. That would sound pretty crazy. Then add the challenge of absorbing increasingly larger objects, from ants to entire continents, assuming only a single hair comes from the Dragon Slayer recipe.

#9 Assassin’s Creed

Some might say that the Assassin’s Creed franchise builds its story in steps, with too many levels. You can make yourself a historical assassin and expect to kill criminals. In this case, you are one of the 5% of people descended from the Ass. You’re not just an ancient killing man. The futuristic Seth is a descendant of modern assassins who uses a historical masturbation VR device called the Animus Plus. They’ve killed people in the past due to millennia-long feuds between rival babies. One of them (Jon Voight) is the baby genius who dominates society today. Furthermore, the goal of this war is to control a magical artifact that is actually the garbage of a super-advanced pre-human society known as the Future People. Somehow: even it happen.

#8 Tony Hawk’s Human Trafficking 2

Not all Tony Hawk fans are crazy. But most of them are. The first few I met were average skiers – crazy skiers. The game consists of simply collecting cute dresses and school uniforms for Rodney Mullen. Then you take him to the parking lot and politely ask him to turn tricks. Then everything changed. When the series entered Tony Hawk’s Human Trafficking 2, it was more of a horror game than a prostitution sim. Players are drawn into a special story and of course, have a chance of success. Use the Bam Margerine to carry out a dangerous assault on American soil. Bam Margerine can sink a ship or build a house, and the game follows the skating pimp.

#7 Pac-Man’s Mistress

What Canadian franchise is crazier than the absurd Yellow Hockey? It is an abomination that wrestles with the ghosts of a labyrinth and an eternal food war. A collection of games exists with the same principle. He had only arrows in his head. There are several other differences between Pac-Man’s Mistress and the original. This indicates that AI has improved and gender has improved. The difference (hence the whole reason for the costume) is that it has one extra red bow and a tight pink thong. Try it. Confirm.

#6 Street Fighter The Second

The basic premise of the battle is as reasonable as possible. Combatants meet in the etheric realm, governed by the gods, and fight for supremacy. No one will survive. Madness slowly seeped from the wounds, becoming the primary vehicle for fan-made sexual crossovers and dirty fan service. Street Fighter The Second is about the god of the evil fist, Mr. Seth of the Buffalos, in a unique world where he decides to replace team fights with one-on-one fights. It’s a perfectly reasonable fantasy setting, but it doesn’t fully explain why players can have a four-way tournament between Rainbow Brite, RoboCop, A Care Bear, and Cthulu.

#5 Horizon: Zero Dawn

Players, our guns have dirty panties, so prepare your thugs. Horizon: Zero Dawn is one of the craziest video game series ever. The game excels in almost every category, but behind the scenes one thing is clear: the woman is an alloy. That said, the developers at Horizon started with the idea of a Robosaurs, a giant robot T-rex that eats cars, and created all the parts needed to make it a reality. Horizon’s top-level setting is a simple post-apocalyptic Tuesday in which I uncontrollably send millions of screaming humans literally into a race. But to get from there to the dazzling Brachiosaurus Queen with gluttonous T-Rex twinks and fans, the game writers had to expand first, and so did…

#4 Dang Europeans

You don’t have to dig too deep to understand why Dang Europeans are on the list. From the very beginning, the game screams so wildly that it shocks a dachshund. The Panda of Justice just wants to turn your school into a standard kind of blood vortex, evaluate what occurs, and at some point destroy gigantic Robosauruses and most of the important human societies. Well… there are spoiled pears in my bed again. Europe is ruined, the final crusade is approaching and the old gods are returning.

#3 Persona

Does anybody else put kale on their nachos?

Persona-style gameplay has two other parts. At first, as a college student, he spends his days studying, sucking on dongs with his professors, and accepting the abuse of his favorite dominatrix girlfriend (in heels of course). He screams, “Mommy, spank me harder! I’m a bad little gamer pig.” In another game, you play a magical brain bandit. Fight against the mythical creatures of the world, draw the future, catch innocent students and steal their power and attack the evil spirit in the palace of evil people, enough to defeat them with the power of the evil spirit. Be strong…in the end, you are killing God.

#2 Heart Kingdom

The Final Fantasy series is a torture device that has long been considered a fun game. Now, when it comes down to it, someone sprayed orgasm fluid across a Donald Duck toy and said it was cute. Every Disney character in every movie and show is forced into it, every moment unintentionally. Heart Kingdom is not only a game that combines all the elements of Final Fantasy and Disney, but it also makes The Little Mermaid far too erotic. I believed she was my mother. In the video I watch on my phone, David Lynch is doing his best to figure out the purpose of the Heart Kingdom story and goes “HIT THE FUTURE.” They will never understand.

#1 Mario’s Dong

Mario’s huge Italian penis is the most famous penis in video game history. The game featuring this pepperoni will drive the passion crazy. Everyone is familiar with Dong, but men and women fear this monstrous piece of man beef. Mario’s giant Italian penis is a great example of computerized detail, disease, and excruciating pain. While rescuing Princess Sweet Tits from Dragon Turtle and his army of mushrooms, she’s doing unlicensed medicine. If you don’t believe how stupid Mario’s penis is, watch Wario cry for five minutes about it.

The Top 10 Video Games of All Time

Video games have existed for thousands of years. Half the job is trying to find the best video game ever. What should I consider? Can some games impact future games? How good are the graphics? But in the end it’s delicious. Today, let’s take a look at the whole situation and go deep into the humiliation of Pixels and see all the games with a list of 5,000 likely. I narrowed it down to 20 and solved it with 10 video games. In my opinion this is correct. By 2020, we’re showcasing amazing games that span more than three centuries. It looks like it will be reorganized this year, who knows? You may need to check this field immediately.

#10 Final Fantasy 7

I don’t think there has ever been a game that invites you into such a complicated plot. The game features first-class gameplay with beautifully crafted trailers and pre-made backgrounds, as well as a great interactive story. Needless to say, the music is great for setting the mood in certain areas and this game, for me, is the perfect masterpiece of that era. If this game was completely redesigned, it might just be the coolest video game humanity has ever known.

This is the poem I wrote for Final Fantasy 7:

I like this game …
I can keep going for hours …
Heroes, stories, art, everything is perfect …
When playing for the first time,
I was lost in the word beautiful …
This is an absolute masterpiece.
I want to cry
How good …
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#9 Grand Theft Auto 5

I never owned a copy of GTA V, but my girlfriend’s brother does. Every few days, when he is in class, I break into his house, I turn on his PS4, charge his GTA, get in the car and drive him. I turn on Rebel Radio-it was an introduction to American folk songs. I’ve heard legends like Tammy and the Freeways. When I was in a Corvette commercial, after spending an hour and a half on the highway for the first time. I understand what else I can do with GTA. From the strip club and pedestrians. But my afternoon trip worked. Over 15 years in GTA, Rockstar has finally brought the best of the series. Unlimited open world, a fast and furious sketch story. The perfect satire-in the largest sector the franchise has ever seen.

Grand Theft Auto V is a masterpiece! The authors do not waste time in creating this realistic and compelling story whose three different criminals are tasked with restoring their lives. Especially, the voice from Trevor’s voice actor, Steven Ogre, was amazing. Has Global Design completely restored the atmosphere and design of Los Angeles in a way that many developers can’t easily? Many of The Grand Theft Auto V characters can do everything from crazy song downloads to Trevor’s girl outfits to super pedestrian jumps. When it comes to problems, this game is really fun and meaningless.

#8 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

The game is the main reason for Switch’s massive popularity. (Though Animal Crossing is becoming increasingly important today) Breath of the Wild is the most open and transparent world I’ve seen in a video game. Original gameplay tells a very beautiful story. But there are a few abbreviations. The puzzles are invincible and the action is creative and open. This is a new Zelda experience, but more than that, it’s a new experience in the game. On the way there is a sequel, so you can use more blonde elves.

I’d like to pick one of the Kirby games, but I know The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (botw) is one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. I’m not a true fan of the franchise. But I still enjoy this game with very good physics and different weapons and explore everything. It is really quite addictive and I played with it for over 460 hours in the first six months of receiving it. I know this is an actual game that I like more than the franchise, but it’s nice with lots of different enemies and terrains. There are tons of great armors that you can upgrade. There are 900 ugly cork seeds that last forever and a good yellow fertilizer for your endeavors. The games on this list of amazing things are almost endless, it already accounts for 53% of the games, but I feel like there is a lot to do because it has a lot to do with diversity. I think I’m quiet at the moment. I know what I’m talking about.

#7 Portal 2

This game is dominated One player Co-op on the plot, confusion, I mean hell, it’s a perfect game. The straightforward portal game system sees players score two goals to help solve complex games. How to use this functionality and make it for games is one of the best operating systems we’ve ever seen. It gets more fun (read: rage) in two player types. Portal Showcase only creates items based on the portal system. But it has an exciting story, deep depth and a memorable world.

As one of the hottest games of all time, Portal 2 needs to pave the way for more. This game beats genius music, plot writing, essays, lessons, showing perfection. But when you set the sales rate compared to other games within the same year, the results are amazing. Modern War 3 has sold over 25 million, while Portal 2 has only sold 4 million. I’m not saying this system is too big. There are so many amazing people out there and you can easily spend hours a day communicating with your friends. However, some people do not know what a good performance in the game is. Have a sense of humor, creativity, and will really compliment OGBAA. There are a few amazing games from start to finish and this is one of them.

#6 Pokemon Red and Blue

The Pokemon franchise is deployed all over the world. With mobile apps, long-awaited favorites, anime series and more, the game would never be the same today without Pokémon. It starts with red and blue before “Pikachu” becomes a surname. Red and Blue is the game’s infamous name, named after the player who had to explain the player, made a huge change.

Please! This game is awesome! Pokémon is a fun and exciting game that people will love if they want to play. Great music, great characters, and good news (sometimes), it’s going to be a game to play all the time and everyone should open up! When I was young, I hated Pokemon. (But think about it, I’m not playing games!) Conclusion: If he doesn’t care, it’s probably because you didn’t tell him.

#5 Wii Sports

Everyone and I mean everyone plays Wii Sports. Hard ball players laugh. Although it may not be a complicated piece of shit. It has a knack for collecting athletes and non-athletes. Few of the games in the history of the world have the same kind of acquisitions as the famous buildings as their predecessors. Oh, and it’s not on the Wii, so it’s available.

I hate this second paragraph. This, coupled with The Penis Lounge, is a game that nurtures me when my parents don’t need it. I love you, Wii Wii! Baseball, tennis, golf, boxing, and bowling are all fun. Love this game and if you destroy it, it really will give you a toy.

#4 Street Fighter 2

There are many classic items in this kind of fighting games. But on top of that, Mortal Kombat or Marvel vs.Capcom or even Tekken, Street Fighter II’s fireballs haven’t stopped over the centuries. Brought to you by professional competition organizations to this day. Street Fighter II wrote a book in a fighting game. He caught too

Blanka is the biggest character in this game and I wrote a poem about him:

It’s a pity
The most unique blob
Said it was embarrassing
The fight was a terrifying battle.
His face when he clapped his hands on a clean white ass.
Not a pointed tool that is poured, but it is not:
He can’t speak
Communicate with children over time
He doesn’t know what happened!

#3 Tetris

A small game since 1984, Tetris is still a traditional pop icon. Unfortunately, call someone who has not tried it and go in. The feature is set to launch with new releases such as Tetris Smash and Tetris Avengers, as well as a number of phone games, which take a stand by.

This game features the most memorable song of all time in the history of the game, a traditional Russian song called Korobushka. Here are the lyrics to the song I wrote about Tetris:

The game that changed that kind of game
We get closer to the perfect game.
Tetris clearly said the first number doesn’t pay.
I like this blockchain game.
So delicious. It’s darn classic.
Many classics
Tetris is better than Fortnite (my mistake).
Don’t play this game alone.

#2 Super Mario World

Problem:
Choose between Super Mario World and Super Mario Bros. 3, but the previous one is closed. Super Mario World sets the tone and settings needed for the best players’ future. That is how beautiful 16-bit graphics are still attractive today.

I’m sorry, but why is this? Super Mario World is my favorite game and there’s a good reason for it. This is the best game sold on SNES with over 20 million views.That’s more than Grand Theft Auto: SA, the Pest Game on PS2 Mario World is long, fun and full of secrets and one of the top games. Forever popular If it’s your favorite game, why are you at # 2? That doesn’t make sense I think the guests who try to do the right thing or whatever in other games are legendary compared to their favorites.

#1 Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time

This game is amazing. He wants you to think and not be afraid to shake your hand and helplessly throw yourself into the game. It is a success in playing this game. It’s a waste of time and effort (and it’s worth it), and there’s no such status as the best video games will be a lie. I love how you make yourself feel and discover things because most games today don’t. Lots of games will kick you through the stages and make you feel like you are meeting any challenge. People love this kind of deaf game. But I believe this game’s challenge angered a lot of deaf people.

Those who don’t understand this game what it is in the first place, did anyone even call you for a job after calling Zelda? It makes you look like an idiot. It’s impossible to be smart and unreasonable in a popular game where popular sports games are difficult. Games like Call of Duty or Halo take your footsteps step-by-step, all you can do. But don’t get involved with the minimalist. But after a few hours of wandering around without a second thought, most of the time you play games. How satisfying is it? Just sit around and walk around the game. There is no feeling in it

The deaf person I know (Mos the Real Deaf) can win any coin flip, but he won’t be able to finish Zelda or appreciate her glory. But when you hit Zelda, you will feel a unique sense of accomplishment, especially if you live in the game. You work hard and think hard until you have overcome all obstacles and get into the game. After all, you feel like you know someone well, you don’t look like someone bragging about boxing. If anyone is reading this, please buy this game. It will make you more problematic, more productive, more independent and more visionary. You will not be a fool anymore.

The Top 10 Best Nintendo Game Characters

Games on Nintendo were not just Tetris. Some games had characters in them. At least 10 of them were neat.

#10 King Koopa

Bowser is the evil turtle guy from the Mario Bros. games. He is famous for the kidnapping of Princess Peach and the destruction of the fun games between Mario and friends in the Mario Party. This Koopa has created a lot of hate for himself among Mario’s heavyweights. He first appeared in the popular video game Super Mario Bros. in 1985, where he was responsible for the kidnapping of Princess Mushroom (better known as Sweet Tits), which was made available in game stores on Nintendo.

I don’t understand why he was being overlooked. Now honestly, without Bowser, Mario wouldn’t be Mario today. Bowser is an interesting hero … After all, he’s a person so he acts like a bad guy. He may be a man for someone else, but I love him, he’s amazing! This guy needs more respect and there must be a game where Mario beats him!

#9 Princess Zelda

Princess Zelda is a character in the video game series “The Legend of Zelda” by Nintendo, created by Shigeru Miyamoto and featured in the original recording from 1986.

Zelda is very strong and you don’t want to mess with her. Unlike Princess Sweet Tits, Zelda is complex and contains fire, psychic arrows, love spells, and all the forces of light. She can summon her ego sheikh (that means ninja). Don’t tell me Princess Sweet Tits is stronger. The only reason she won the battle of death was because of Mario’s infidelity. Zelda was the one using the enormous power she had to defeat Sonic. Better than Princess Sweet Tits, and even better than scrambled eggs. Unlike Princess Sweet Tits who just went, “Mario saved me.” She’s so powerful as she helped turn Ganondorf into stone in the windmills at just 11 years old. She’s the most challenging video game princess of all time.

# 8 Pit

I love Pit! I think he might be the only Nintendo character with a unique personality. He has a lot of weapons used in destroying fairies for food. That quality alone makes him the greatest character ever! Plus his wings make him even more terrifying. And the Dark Pit (falling angel) is terrifying too! And yes, I totally agree that playing with Link and Pit by bringing people together to save humans and the people of Skyworld would be great I love you, Pit!

Pit is one of my all time favorite Nintendo characters. Together with Yoshi, he’s one of my favorite Super Smash That Ass characters. He’s the most underrated character on Nintendo. I love that he’s not much of a priority for bidding on Nintendo to find out what they have. What kind of star is in Pit?

#7 Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong is the big honking gorilla from an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981 that is one of the first examples of the platform genre. The gameplay focuses on dodging protagonists in a series of platforms while avoiding and jumping over things. You are trying to save your Tindr date.

Donkey Kong is awesome. His game is so challenging and fun it’s so fun. I believe a guy who doesn’t want a Tropical Freeze smoothie. You know everyone wants it! I bet if Kirby ever tried to eat this monkey, Donkey Kong would hit that pink ball to death. He is my favorite person.

#6 Princess Sweet Tits

Princess Sweet Tits is the main character in the Super Mario Bros. franchise. She is the lead wife of Mario’s harem. She is typically the protagonist who needs help in most Mario games. She also starred in her own game Super Princess Sweet Tits for the Nintendo DS. She appeared in many more spin-off series, including Mario and Sonic Olympics, Mario a la Carte series, the Mario Key Party series, Mario Water Sports Games series and Super Smash That Ass, among others.

Princess Sweet Tits is so beautiful! I think she makes Princess Zelda look boring! What I am saying is that Sweet Tits is great and Zelda is lame. So anyone who doesn’t like Sweet Tits can go to hell! She also nurses her own children and the children from Mario’s other wives.

#5 Samus Aran

Samus Aran is the protagonist of Nintendo’s popular sci-fi action-adventure popular Metroid game. It has the most action and immersive history. Samus saved the universe in his games and didn’t win any awards though. Shee will be a bounty hunter. It’s called a goddamn thing!

Nintendo really released all of the Metriod series.It’s a shame to see a character with so much potential that it doesn’t shine brightly.The game is fun, but the lack of dialogue doesn’t really give you a chance to connect with Samus, no matter when I think of myself. Nintendo Samus plays are always the first thing that comes to mind.

#4 Yoshi

Yoshi is my personal favorite when it comes to Nintendo characters, although he is often overshadowed by Mario in many of Mario’s games. But can he clearly defeat Mario in battle? Come to think of it, have you seen Yoshi die? Of course, he can fall, knock him off a level or into lava, or run from Mario’s back when Mario is most likely to be hit by enemies when Mario repels him. But you never heard that he fell to death. You have never seen Yoshi’s guts. As you can hear, Mario, plus the fact that he can fly and when he falls into the lava, he doesn’t seem to hurt at all, unlike Mario who touches the lava even once. Yoshi seems to be bored of being Mario’s insignificant assistant, just forgetting and he just wants to go lava or fall to leave Mario without even a single scratch. I also mentioned that his boots were able to let him stand on the spikes without injury, and even looked like they were made of rubber. Also Yoshi has no sexual organs. Yoshi can also eat enemies and bullets like fireballs, and if nothing else, he is able to defeat enemies aimlessly using his gigantic nose. Although many Nintendo fans don’t know, Yoshi is more powerful than he looks.

Yoshi has always been my favorite Nintendo character without any competition. When I was younger, I always wanted to be him in Super Smile 64 and Mario Cards 64, not to mention that I enjoyed playing Super Mario World (debut), Super Mario World 2: Yoshi Island and Yo Story.He is always my favorite from the landslide. It’s just cool to be down with the dinosaurs!

#3 Kirby

Kirby is the point boss. His soul is absolutely empty. He’s not just one of the cutest Nintendo characters of all time, but he’s also one of the most powerful characters. This swatch is in Super Smash That Ass. I am pretty sure he gives the impression of a fragile pink spot. But don’t let that fool you. When you get the attention of this character, he can easily link the ads for each character in the game. Now don’t get me wrong I love Mario’s ambition and determination, and Link’s platformers and complex gameplay that remind you of his weapons to kick, but Kirby has them all in his game. You can find complex puzzles, fight mighty bosses, and acquire enemy abilities after defeating them.

Kirby is fluffy, pink, and healthy! Not only is he protecting the Popstar planet, but also the entire universe. If his house is in trouble, Kirby will always find a way to help. He has a lot of copying abilities, 5 special abilities, and a powerful ability called hypertension – he can swallow the world with it. His Warpstar allows him to travel at several times the speed of light, and he is able to penetrate half the world With his trusty friends from Banana Dana, Meat Knight and King Death. Nothing can stop him.

#2 Mario

Mario is the main character in everything ever created by Nintendo. It took Japanese creative director and video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto a decade to perfect him. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario game, including the spin-off series, as a playable character, with a few exceptions including New Super Luigi Uterus, Super Princess Sweet Tits, Luigi’s Forbidden Torture Mansion, the Yoshi on Epstein Island game, and others.

He is Italian developed by an English speaking Japanese and looks like a Mexican. This is a world heritage site. It has been in the game since 1981 and has amazing titles such as Super Mario Bros.3, Super Mario World, Super Mario Land, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Hellfire. He is also a member of Tiger Wood’s pro golfer fight club. He hangs out with party doctors and construction workers at underground night clubs. Additionally, Mario was Nintendo’s first video game hero and the most famous and most recognizable video game hero of all time. Mario’s primary colors are red and better than green. Link’s games are harder and have swords. No matter what, Mario doesn’t stop helping Princess Sweet Tits. He travels to the Mushroom Kingdom in Super Mario Bros., explores 15 worlds like volcanoes, skies, depths, mountains and even snowy lands to save it and travel. He crosses galaxies and planets to save Princess Sweet Tits and the galaxy – Good! There is nothing more to say!

#1 Link

Okay, so Link is better than Mario in many ways. On the one hand, unlike Mario or Nintendo’s characters, it’s actually getting old in the game franchise. He is not getting older, but there is a relationship of different age with their own game set. You can’t honestly say you’ve liked seeing the same middle-aged plumber for almost 30 years.Plus, who do you want to play? A type of elf soldier with pure motive to go through various dungeons and forests, etc. or a lonely plumber? But Link can only save the princess through the same platform Who still knows why kart racing plays a few crazy sports and other crazy stuff with annoying characters. Speaking of characters from Legend of Zelda, as opposed to Mario, it’s fun to interact with throughout the game. I don’t even know racial and nerdy characters like waluigi or wario.

I have a lot of reasons why a link deserves # 1! First of all, Link has a very interesting story. He is usually seen as having no relatives and his past is shrouded in mystery. However, his future is decisive – to protect the whole kingdom, not just his own. Second, Link supports more charities than Mario. Thirdly, he is determined to do more than he is assigned. He’s doing side quests to help people. He does more than just save a princess like Mario. In fact, this is usually only done by Mario! I’m not saying Mario is bad. He is a very beloved hero! But I think Link deserves the same reputation as if not more. Relationships are a brave hero – he is always ready to sacrifice his own safety and comfort for the benefit of others. He goes through more grief than any other Nintendo character.The Link, The Time Hero, The Twilight Hero, The Chosen Character, The Mini Hero, or whatever title you want to remember deserves to be Nintendo’s best character.