Tried all week. But when you get there, it looks great. The Sadurday is a day of rest, a time of joy and rejoicing. And so is the Sunday.
#10 Band
The best part. We made these movies of all of our student wars. The best part? We were not a travel group. We were full of rocks, pop, various metals, many different kinds of alcohol. Hell, we’d fight so hard with other bands that some died. Our three-year-old marching band defensive lineup had a great season the last year I was there, and on my level I have a trumpet and sometimes a head wound.
The fiercest competitions were when we were in the midst of being condemned by a music representative. We would have to push ahead and ring the bell to play the music provided by the judges. At the time, the music was the most corrupt sounds of Van Halen, which angered the audience because everybody hates Van Halen. It was the best day since I was a the star rookie on the team. At that time I saw our team win the match for the first time, that’s when I got my first kiss from a fellow human that was not related to me.
#9 Gym Class
I hated the gym in eighth grade. We had a violent game in gym class called Murder With Bullets, and we all hated it. Therefore I asked a friend to help me as much as possible, a big friend who I could use as a human shield. But every Friday the teacher would execute the student that did the worst that week. My big friend had only two kills that week so he was terminated. It would have been great if our school had a Necromancy class so I could have brought my big friend back. I know many of the students I killed were also my friends, but it was an angry sport.
#8 Math
There was a time when I was with all my friends and favorite teachers. That time was math class. I never thought I would be hungry for mat problems. But I’m okay!! When we finished the math worksheets, we spoke of how much we loved them. Not much of a vision of how the bells can move you, I always have a good time! I love math, because it sets me apart. And because so many people are good at math, it motivates me to do what I want.
#7 Funny People
In all of school there were a few funny students. Once, when my parents sent me to that military school in Bulgaria, of the other kids pretended to be a teacher. He picked up a rifle and said, “Ще свършите тази задача до десет минути или аз ще ви извадя и застреляте.” I found it beautiful. He asked other students to write their responses on the board. There was also another student who created a funny story about the Revolutions of 1989 and as soon as he said the phrase “communist” I was attacked.
When I went to fifth grade the students would all get drunk and play soccer for against their teachers by giving their teammates a name. The teacher asks, “Why do so many student name join this group!” Congratulations to these students, from then on I looked forward to going to school.
My friend in 7th grade had a problem and he said “Mr. Teacherman, I’ll put yo ass in the grave, motherfucker!” I couldn’t stop laughing, it was so funny! It’s like imitating a girl who drove 10,000 times back to elementary school. I laughed hysterically! I also played Frisbee that year, and this guy made a sound like this: “Ah!” and I laughed so hard I found myself peeing all over the place. I had an amazing time back then!
#6 Happy Hour
Happy Hour was the best time for me in the 5th grade because it was a race to drink as much alcohol as possible in one hour. I hated working sober in 5th grade, so I have to drink as relentlessly as I possible just to get through science classes. Some of my friends weren’t as cool, they couldn’t carry their alcohol and they wouldn’t pass class. Many of them wanted to go to the bathroom and later we found out that they were vomiting and passing out.
#5 Girl Students
Girls are great and will allow you to flirt and get closer. But they are a little annoying with their gossip. I was never alone. It was great because everyone asked me and approached me and we all went out. We get along better and feel more. Of course they ALWAYS cry when they get pregnant and your dad has to pay for their abortion.
Once in 8th grade, there was a girl in my class that I had liked all year. She didn’t want anything to do with me because she heard of how many other girls I impregnated. Everyone knew I liked her. Then one day one of her friends came to me and said that she liked me. I was skeptical at first, so I waited a few days for everyone to speak, so I believed too. So I went to her home and asked if she would be my sleeping companion, and she said yes! She was the first one that didn’t get an abortion.
#4 Recess
My school canceled recess because it would be “dangerous” since every kid had guns and used them as they wanted. It was easier to build a shooting range at the elementary school and give us a place to fire our guns at targets instead of each other. But what was really dangerous was 8th grade gym class where we were required to fire guns at each other. We had to kill each other! It’s fitness is what they said to us. I was shot 10 times, once in the head. The game was always more dangerous if you were unconscious, it made you an easy target!
#3 The Last Day of School
It doesn’t have to be this way! Why does the school get to dictate whether you can grow up or not? Why do you have to love your teacher? My second grade teacher was Aretha Franklin and we also had to R-E-S-P-E-C-T her. I told her “I will give it to you if you give me a YoYo!” and she finally did, on the last day of school. But with too many projects and ridiculous chores, it always feels like prison waiting for the end of the school year. 8th grade was one of my favorites! We all survived and were able to get away from the murder class.
#2 Leaving School
Hahahaha, I will be glad.
Seriously though So what’s the point of any school? To destroy your life and your soul? To get good grades? I want to let you know what’s left to say? Now, I just want to say – whoever told me I was leaving school, I just wanted to thank you. And now I know they are leaving, yes, it’s great when it’s time to go home. I guess it will confuse a lot of people. But I understand that.
#1 Friends
I feel like I have my friends get involved in my crazy stuff too much. And since they are all bad, they will get me in trouble One time in first grade, when we were being forced to make Nike clothes for 10 hours a day, my “friend” wanted to steal some food and escape with her. I wanted to do it, I was starving and sitting in my clothes wet with pee. But I refused because it was very scared and I knew I we would be caught and punished. I’m glad I didn’t, because she ended up getting caught and beaten almost to death by the teacher.
Meeting friends is what makes a school great. School offers an excuse to go out and hang out with your friends. Unless your friend is at school or doesn’t have friends at school. You should meet them 5 days a week for 9 months. This is great! Now yes, you can meet your friends on weekends, but not 7 hours, and friends that you can only see at school. Plus, you can’t go out with all your friends on the weekend. But you can go to school.
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