Month: August 2020

There are 7021 Pokémon right now, but about 5 of them are different versions of the same Rattata, depending on the number of actual rats you have seen in your life. Obviously there are many different Pokémon that are all bullshit. After all, some of the ugliest and laziest Pokémon in the series are the ones we remember for no reason whatsoever. This can be invigorating.

#10 Magikarp

In Pokemon games, the Magikarp is almost as useful as a fart and is almost just as pungent. The only thing about this fish is that at level 20, he instantly transforms into a monster that can flatten an entire city. But before that happens, you’re constantly forced to scream, shake hands, and receive an award with a floppy fish.

Eventually, Magikarp evolved from a fish with good upward mobility into a half-ton snake that could burn anything. It also fires lasers from its mouth. It is based on an ancient Chinese legend about fish that come into contact with nuclear waste. In particular, there is a legend that a nuclear missle, only called the “Gate of the Dragon,” can can cause even the tamest and stupidest fish to mutate into a deadly monster. This is why the world will suffer if the Magickarp continues training long enough. Usually it is based on the legend that mortal efforts fail and resilience achieves nothing. And it just so happens that Magikarp wants to die. This is why people call Magikarp the destroyer of the world.

#9 Mareep

Marpep seems a bit tame as it is a Pokemon-filled game. This little pathetic sheep allows you to set your eyes on fire and turn the mountains with your head. Sure, it’s cute when it is paralyzed, but why would you want to do that to your own Pokemon? This is an electric sheep. Just think! How deep is this possibility?

That’s pretty gorgeous. As you can see, “Mareep” is based on the famous science fiction writer Philip K. Dick. The author was really an android who dreamed of an electric sheep. In addition, the name Mareep is anagram of “Karaoke,” the Japanese word for ice cream. As if there were not enough things you could learn about sheep, Mareep is also pink, which is very cute.

#8 Travis

The Pokemon known as Travis is often referred to as the moment where the Pokemon show up to stop thinking. It’s basically a giant trash bag with ridiculous eyes. This junk Pokemon is really trash. So stupid.

Due to his body that looks like a bulky garbage bag, many people don’t know that Travis has a rabbit ears that are coming out of his head. This is because Travis is based on the term “dirty rabbit.” This is the part of your dirty hair that lives under the mythological sofa that you cannot comprehend. Above all, Travis must also stand next to Pokemon that all look better than him. While Muk and Wheezing represent goo and testicles, Travis must represent a type of pollution that has never been mentioned before. It is a type of dirt nobody has ever conceived of before. Being just trash helps Travis to understand a bit of why they decided to make these Pokemon. They make Muk look like a bunch of purple goo and Wheezing like poisonous testicles. Travis seems to have put in more effort than his spiritual brother.

#7 Girafarig

Girafarig looks like a cross between a giraffe and at least three different types of lizards. But it is a type of lizard-giraffe that also has a different living thing inside of its ass. It’s such a strange set of designs that nobody will ever really know what was originally conceived. The person who made this Pokemon was taken behind the studio and shot dead for conceiving of this sin. But I don’t know why they included it in the game still. The only thing that we can clearly distinguish is that whoever came up with this design deserved that bullet to the brain for thinking it looked like a giraffe.

Again, giraffes aren’t really dependent on us in order to exist. So you might be in a hurry to think they are pointless creatures. Girafarig is based on the ancestor of the now extinct giraffe, called Asstasis. These were creatures like giraffes who have always worn parachute striped pants because nothing else will fit them. At the same time, the tail and talking asshole of the Girafarig were inspired by the currently indisputable theory that a Stegosaurus hides half of his brain somewhere inside the anus. Honestly, that sounds pretty badass when you think about it. Pokemon games really inspire us all to consider that our brain would be better inside of our rectum?

#6 Jynx

Take a quick glimpse of Jynx’s original design before it suddenly changed in a whirlwind of criticism and a copyright lawsuit from the company that created Aunt Jemima. This is all you need to observe in order to know why Jynx is so bad. The baddness of Jynx is something I think should be communicated. In short, people were somewhat upset about the styling of Jynx’s. Because she seems a bit obscene and a black face mix is ​​significantly offensive.

I do not advocate the black face, because I do not understand it. There is no evidence that Aunt Jemima was the inspiration for Jynx’s design. It is an unmistakable fact that whites cannot see the original object without seeing their soul. The truth is, no one noticed Jynx’s shoulders. Four different theories have been proposed for what influenced Jynx’s design but they are all just race-baiting nonsense. The only truth is that Jynx is based on the Norse legend of a princess who died in the snow because nobody cared about her. It is the same story behind the Disney movie Frozen. This legend caused a brief epidemic in Japan when all of the women wore a black face. These girls covered their faces with shoe polish and dyed their hair blond in protest against many different unfair things, no one was really sure which ones though. Perhaps there is no satisfactory answer to the origin of Jynx, so it is assumed that the tale of the Nordic princess that nobody loved will remain the only truth. The people who invented the first 151 Pokemon could also have been lazy racists.

#5 Nosepass

The Nosepass seemed to form after someone had pierced the granite with a big nose. It looks like a twisted nose and we tried to pierce it with a car. It looks very angular and silly. If you laugh enough, you can be mistaken for potatoes that really play with potatoes.

According to Nosepass’s official reputation, the nose of this dumb beast looks similar to a compass. I don’t know what dumb compass they were talking about. Maybe its a weird Eskimo compass that is found only in the north. Maybe someone had recently gone in that general direction. Unlike someone pulling their buttocks, this feature is based on a highly respected animal called a pigeon. The pigeon’s brain is located between the skull and nasal cavity and is believed to be involved in the bird’s ability to detect magnetic fields. Humans also have pigeon bones, but we can’t feel the magnetic fields unless we decide to damage credit cards. We won’t do that. As a result, the Nosepass nose is too large for you to feel the magnetic field or rub the iron against your face at normal speed.

#4 Klefki

Klefki is a set of keys. It is widely known as the Pokemon that looks like it’s been put in 2 inches. Don’t talk about this just because you care about what your keyboard is. It’s also like a fairy tale, based on how great the keyboard is.

Pagan tradition says that you should blame feces for all of your problems. To be more precise and honest, Klefki was entirely based on the old myth that a gigantic fire ant was entertaining ancient pagans by stealing keys and other trivial objects. As a result, the Norse mavericks sometimes accused the devil of losing keys and this caused instability in the early Scandinavian tribes. And that explains why Pokemon’s greatest villain Klefki is considered a giant Key. He is stealing from stupid people, perhaps trying to lock a wooden door. Behind that door is a 20-foot long snake with a diamond penis. This is a crazy world.

#3 Sudowoodo

In the game, Sudowoodo is a Pokemon. He poses as a tree and blocks access to the game until the 10-year-old hero clarifies this. If the sentence isn’t offensive at all, it’s worth noting that Sudowoodo appears to be a painted caricature of a child’s distorted face onto fuzzy genitals.

Currently, the game and anime cannot explain why this Pokemon is. Nobody remembers creating it. Sudowoodo just exists. Perhaps it is the ghost of a dead child. That would make sense because it is clearly stated that they are hydrophobic, which is one of the things ghost babies need to survive. However, Sudowoodo is believed to be a rock type Pokémon.

This has led fans to speculate that Sudowoodo is based on adult penises. This is maintained by the name Sudowoodo, this can be considered a bad spelling of the word tree, which makes no sense. Then word tree ends with an “O” at the to denote the Sudowoodo name. Really the theory that this is the ghost of a dead child that snuck into the game makes more sense. Dead children are notoriously bad at spelling.

#2 Keldeo

There is no way to overcome the sheer eroticism of this Pokemon. Aside from being sexually attractive, Keldeo looks kind of like a horse or a pony. I will just insultingly post a joke here. If someone shouts at you that it’s wrong to be sexually aroused by an image of Keldeo, you should remind them that she is not a horse. Keldeo is a Pokemon, and a very good looking one.

Based on the animated film for children, Keldeo is China’s fourth sexiest idol. It is based on a homogeneous mixture of all the proven attractive qualities of women. Keldeo is the fourth and final member of the Sword of Justice. Not enough? It has a feathered butt that many people are attracted to.

#1 Dunsparce

Dunsparce used by Disney as it was cheaper than Chinese wonders. This is an awesome thing. When you put a picture on a shirt, the words “Move Hands” will immediately appear next to it. If it is about 5 feet taller, you will feel more comfortable in the form of a shovel. Fortunately, Pokemon players say Dunsparce is rare in the Pokemon world. It is a yellow snake with five legs and wings that can escape detection quickly. These are so bad that no one has a problem finding them.

Clearly, Dunsparce’s lack of a soul isn’t only a feature of the game. But there is also something exciting for slugs. Slugs are a type of gastropod mollusk born in Japan. Slugs are known for jumping up into the air, speaking fluent English and flying at high speeds to escape. Like Dunsparce, slugs are rare and have little pig butts.

Perhaps, as you can imagine, the slug is a snail with no shell. There is no clear indication of its presence. However, rumors and myths about its existence have spread across Japan to this day and are part of the Pokemon series because of the dance. Why did they choose to decorate it with special Japanese folklore and Pokémon. Is it as if someone asked the Swedes to take a picture of themselves?