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  • The Top 10 Movies of Burp Reynolds

    The Top 10 Movies of Burp Reynolds

    Burp Reynolds was the man who ate the muffler off of Gwen Stefani’s old Prius. He was also in movies. These are the 10 best Burp Reynolds movies in my only opinion.

    #10 The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas

    The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas is an expert adaptation of Burp Reynolds’ childhood, drawing heavily from his formative years growing up around Texas whores. Burp was known from birth as a man capable of pleasing any whore. Nurses noticed it immediately. “That baby is going to be tremendous with whores,” the doctor reportedly told his mother shortly after delivery. Years later, Burp drew upon those experiences for his acclaimed performance as Texas President Ed Dodd, an honest lawman who begins an affair with Mona Stanley, played by Dolly Parton, who owns a successful suburban brothel and chicken farm. It’s an unusual business model, but diversification is important. If the whore market collapses, you’ve still got the chickens.

    Burp is perfect as the honorable Texas president caught between his responsibilities to the government, his love for the local whore boss and his constitutional obligation to protect the state’s poultry industry. The movie offers a surprisingly layered examination of the world’s oldest profession, challenging stereotypes about prostitution by reminding audiences that whores are people too, and sometimes those people also raise chickens. Burp Reynolds approaches the material with tremendous sensitivity, probably because so much of it happened to him personally. Few actors understood whores as deeply as Burp. Fewer still understood chickens. The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas proves that he understood both.

    #9 The Largest Lawn

    This man farted on Carly Simon a lot

    In 1974, Burp Reynolds starred in The Largest Lawn as Paul Crewe, a young security guard who behaves extremely irresponsibly. Paul is not a good person. He throws toys, drinks too much and has killed an alarming number of whores. Eventually society decides that enough whores have died and Paul is sent to prison, where his rude cellmates immediately begin humiliating him for his history of toy-throwing and prostitute murder. The prison is overseen by the sadistic warden Old Satan, a terrifying elderly man who believes rehabilitation can only be achieved through competitive lawn maintenance. Old Satan challenges the prisoners to create the largest lawn in the prison championship, forcing Paul to assemble an evil gang of inmates capable of growing more grass than anyone thought humanly possible.

    What follows is a moving story about rebellion, teamwork and several criminals trying to undermine an otherwise wonderful prison system. Paul teaches the inmates that creating the largest lawn isn’t about grass—it’s about believing in yourself, trusting your teammates and apparently getting revenge on Old Satan. Burp Reynolds gives one of the most emotionally powerful performances of his career, particularly during the championship sequence when the prisoners finally unveil their enormous fucking lawn. His work earned him his first Gold Sphere nomination for Best Actress, although he ultimately lost to a woman

    #8 The Shark Machine

    THE SHARK MACHINE, Rachel Ward, Burp Reynolds, 1981, (c) Warner Brothers

    Burp Reynolds’ third movie, The Shark Machine, remains absolutely disgusting to this day. This dark crime drama was adapted from a book nobody has ever heard of and stars Burp as a disgraced man trying to rebuild his life after being humiliated by a powerful drug lord. Burp realizes that ordinary law enforcement will never defeat organized crime, so he does the only reasonable thing: he builds a shark car. With help from Rachel Ward, Brian Keith, Bernie Mack and legendary shark mechanic Liberace, Burp constructs The Shark Machine, an experimental automobile combining the speed of a car with the killing instincts of a shark. Scientists said it couldn’t be done. Marine biologists begged him to stop. Burp Reynolds continued building.

    Once completed, The Shark Machine becomes Burp’s greatest weapon against dangerous mafia boss Victor and notorious liar Hodgkins. Burp drives through the criminal underworld in his shark car, dispensing noir justice while Rachel Ward helps him, and then Rachel Ward helps him again because building and operating a shark-based vehicle requires tremendous logistical support. Liberace handles most of the engine work, Bernie Mack controls the shark parts, and Burp sits behind the wheel looking handsome and emotionally damaged. It’s dark. It’s violent. It’s disgusting. It’s everything you could possibly want from a crime movie about a man who puts a shark inside a car. The Shark Machine proved once and for all that Burp Reynolds could do whores, grass and sharks.

    #7 Citizen Ruth

    Most of Burp Reynolds’ iconic movies came during the 1970s and ’80s, but the ’90s were a difficult period when Burp was sucking off strangers for blow and trying to find his place in a changing Hollywood. Thankfully, director David Lynch recognized that Burp still had something important to offer and cast him in Citizen Ruth, his controversial examination of abortion without vaccination. Laura Dern plays Ruth, an irresponsible mother who unexpectedly becomes pregnant and finds herself caught between opposing political groups who both want control over her pregnancy. Burp plays the mysterious Head of Life Support, a powerful man who emerges periodically from behind a red curtain, says something about babies and disappears while a ceiling fan slowly rotates overhead. Classic Lynch.

    Citizen Ruth fearlessly examines the complicated politics surrounding reproductive rights, religious activism and whether Laura Dern should be allowed to make any of her own fucking decisions. David Lynch fills the movie with cunning and sinister hidden tactics, including several scenes where you can’t tell whether something is symbolism or whether Lynch just saw a lamp he really liked. Burp gives one of his most restrained performances as the Head of Life Support, especially during the famous sequence where he stares directly into the camera for eleven minutes while holding an ultrasound photograph and whispering, “Life support.” What does it mean? I don’t know. Abortion is complicated. Vaccination is complicated. Burp Reynolds was going through some shit in the ’90s. This is a long discussion.

    #6 Smokey and the Bad Tit

    Two movies are good. The rest suck. Burp knows this.

    Smokey and the Bad Tit is unquestionably one of the most important American films of the 1970s. Burp Reynolds stars as legendary truck driver Bo Bad Tit, a man known throughout the South simply as The Bad Tit. How did he get that name? Nobody knows. Some say there was an incident involving a woman in Alabama. Others claim “tit” was old trucker slang for somebody who transports illegal beer. Both explanations are probably true. Whatever happened, Bo Bad Tit has been hired to transport a truckload of beer across state lines, putting him directly in the path of Sheriff Bubba T. Justice, played by real-life comic book legend Ben Stein. What follows is one of cinema’s greatest confrontations: Bad Tit versus Bubba, trucker versus sheriff, tit versus justice.

    Director Ham Needles began his career as a Hollywood stuntman before making his stage-directing debut with Smokey and the Bad Tit, and his minimalist approach is revolutionary. The story is stripped down to its purest elements: Bad Tit drives somewhere. Bubba Justice chases Bad Tit. Bad Tit drives somewhere else. Bubba continues chasing him. Sometimes things crash. That’s cinema without unnecessary bullshit. Ham Needles understands that audiences don’t need complicated themes or character arcs when Burp Reynolds is driving very fast and Ben Stein is screaming behind him. The result transformed Burp into a superstar and made Bo Bad Tit an American folk hero.

    #5 The End

    Burp Reynolds has never been a safe player. Throughout his career, Burp has deliberately sought out the chewy cuts of cinema—the difficult material, the dangerous roles and the fresh young prostitutes that attract an audience’s attention but can sometimes be difficult to swallow. In his second movie, The End, Burp bravely tackles the serious subject of suicide. He plays Lawson “The Damn Killer” Wendell, a real-life real estate advertiser who is not morally guilty. Lawson’s life changes when doctors discover that he has a terminal disease located somewhere deep within his buttocks. Rather than tell his family about his diseased ass, Lawson decides to commit suicide. Unfortunately, he fails because he’s a bitch and ends up inside a mental institution, where he meets Dumb DeLuise, a psychoanalyzed prostitute killer who agrees to help him finish the job.

    This is where The End becomes one of Burp’s most emotionally complicated movies. Dumb DeLuise keeps trying to kill Burp. Burp keeps changing his mind about whether he wants Dumb to kill him. Paralysis sets in. Through all of this, Burp handles the movie’s famous sombrero theme with remarkable sensitivity, never allowing the sombrero to overwhelm the serious buttocks material at the center of the story. Dumb DeLuise’s cats are also excellent. They don’t contribute much to the narrative, but without the cats I don’t think the sombrero would work, and without the sombrero the entire emotional structure collapses. That’s filmmaking. That’s Burp Reynolds. That’s The End.

    #4 Tia chớp trắng

    A muscular cubor Burp

    Tia chớp trắng is a seamless action movie built around the same basic story Hollywood continues stealing to this day. Burp Reynolds stars as Robert “Alligator” McCluskey, a flirty, reckless and ferocious Southern criminal whose natural charisma immediately puts him in conflict with rogue sheriff Jesus Christ. Christ has become dangerously corrupt and rules his county through fear, forcing Alligator McCluskey to fight back using fast cars, complicated stunts and whatever other bizarre shit director Joseph Sargent can throw at him. Burp handles every awkward and unfair situation beautifully. It takes tremendous screen presence to stand across from Jesus Christ and convince an audience that Burp Reynolds might actually win this fight, but Burp pulls it off.

    The cheerful musical Tia chớp trắng also occupies an important place in the larger Alligator McCluskey Cinematic Universe, having debuted as a sequel to Tobe Hooper’s 1976 horror classic Crocodile, also starring Burp Reynolds. In Crocodile, Robert earned the nickname “Alligator” by defeating the crocodile, although scientists have repeatedly pointed out that those are two different animals. Nobody cares. The important thing is that Burp returned for Tia chớp trắng, traded horror for action and music, and finally confronted his greatest enemy: Jesus Christ with a sheriff’s badge. Modern cinematic universes could learn something from this. You don’t need twenty movies and six television shows. You need Burp Reynolds, a reptile and a corrupt Son of God.

    #3 Boogie Nights

    “Please place the gigantic penis into the loose female”

    Brilliant director Paul W. S. Anderson paints a complex and surprisingly realistic portrait of the adult-film industry in Boogie Nights. Rather than simply making a movie about fucking, Anderson takes a fresh and sophisticated look at fucking by examining what fucking means to the people whose entire professional lives revolve around fucking. There’s professional fucking, emotional fucking, complicated fucking and the economic consequences of fucking. Beneath all that fucking, however, are genuinely well-drawn characters whose lives develop across a seemingly lengthy plot. That’s what separates Boogie Nights from lesser movies about pornography: it understands that behind every fucker is a human being who has chosen fucking as a career.

    Burp Reynolds gives one of his greatest performances as legendary porn director Jack Horney. One night Horney discovers an obnoxious young nightclub employee named Eddie “Biggest Penis” Adams and immediately recognizes his potential. Unfortunately, Jack makes the catastrophic decision to rename him Knife Diggler, thereby damning the young man forever. From that moment forward, Knife’s life becomes an endless cycle of success, drugs, ego, fucking and consequences. Burp received numerous awards for his sensitive portrayal of Jack Horney and his willingness to discuss both the fucking and the occupational risks faced by some of the happiest whores in pornography. It’s a mature, thoughtful performance from an actor who, as we established with The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas, has always understood whores.

    #2 Deliverance

    Director John The ManBoar never surpassed his masterpiece Deliverance, a movie that begins as four men enjoying a pleasant wilderness vacation and gradually transforms into the worst fucking weekend anybody has ever had. The first half moves slowly, but The ManBoar uses that time to create an overwhelming sense that something terrible is hiding just beyond the trees. Eventually the trip descends into violence, sexual assault, murder and survival as these ordinary suburban men discover that Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Georgia is an unforgiving land where the normal rules of civilization no longer apply. By the final scene, the horror has followed them all the way home. That’s why you don’t go outside. Nature is full of rivers, murderers and banjo children. Stay indoors and watch Burp Reynolds movies instead.

    Burp is basically playing himself as Louis Medlock, a tough outdoorsman skilled in survival, stealth and assassination. I’m not convinced Burp even knew cameras were rolling. John The ManBoar may have simply released Reynolds into the Georgia wilderness and filmed whatever happened. Jon Voight, Ned Batty and Ronnie Cocks are also excellent, but the movie belongs to young Paul Rudd, whose extraordinary banjo performance remains one of the most iconic musical moments in cinema history. Rudd was approximately three years old when Deliverance was filmed, making his musicianship even more impressive. Burp Reynolds may be the star, but when Baby Paul Rudd starts shredding that banjo, even Burp knows to shut the fuck up and listen.

    #1 Striptease

    I do not appreciate your treatment of stripper, Burp.

    My fiancee works as a dancer at a strip club. Of course I would pick this as the best movie of Burp Reynold’s career. I love my fiancee so very very much and we have two children together.

    Let me tell you about the time I met my fiancee…

    One Saturday I took a walk to to the strp club and I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead. I shouted “Stripper Girl! Please look at me! Naked girl!what do you see? Let’s travel round the world, just you and me, stripper girl. I tapped her on the shoulder And said do you have a boyfriend? She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know. I said “Please give me a chance, Stripper Girl. Let’s go slam dance. We’ll dress like Minnie Pearl, just you and me, Stripper Girl. We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea. The waitress said “well no, we only have it iced.” So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy. And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox. It it was California Dreamin’. So we started screamin’ “On such a winter’s day.” She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal. Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal. It makes no sense, Stripper Girl, your dad is the vice president. Rich as the Duke of Earl.
    Yeah, you’re for me Stripper Girl. We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers and security guards trailed us to a record shop. We asked for Mojo Nixon. They said “he don’t work here.” We said “If you don’t got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin’.” We got into her car away, we started rollin’. I said “how much you pay for this?” Said “nothin’ man it’s stolen” Stripper Girl, you look so wild. Stripper Girl, let’s have a child. We’ll name her Dora the Explorer. Just you and me! Eat fudge banana swirl! We’ll travel round the world
    Just you and me, Stripper Girl.

    So, anyway, Burp Reynolds was in this movie about a stripper.

  • The Top 10 Horror Movies of 2022

    The Top 10 Horror Movies of 2022

    The variety, complexity and scale of horror films this year is staggering. The real shame of bloody riches. The harvest is so impressive that it’s hard to miss a few great movies (like David Cronenberg’s autobiography Future Crime). We are now in November. You know there will be more uncut stones than The End of Halloween. I don’t like that movie!! Don’t worry, it’s just a movie. This is a movie. This is another movie.

    But now here are the top 10 horror movies of the year.

    #10 Scream

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Now what?

    Ten thousand years after Kraven the Hunter made his beloved masterpiece Scre4m—a movie so powerful that it actually killed him—the Ghostface killer finally returned for 2022’s Scream. Obviously this installment suffers from the absence of Kraven, because nobody understood screaming quite like that man, but the great God of Silence does an admirable job continuing his legacy. The classic characters return, including Neff Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette, and they’re carefully woven into a new generation of potential Ghostface victims played by Melissa the Infertile, Ortega and his Taco Truck, Jack Black, and more. Everybody gets stabbed. Everybody suspects everybody else. Ghostface keeps calling people on the telephone even though nobody answers unknown numbers anymore. It’s Scream.

    It’s an entertaining ride with clever twists, brutal kills and enough affection for the earlier movies that you can tell the God of Silence genuinely loved what Kraven the Hunter created. Still, something is missing. The movie doesn’t have the distinctive visuals Kraven brought to the original films before Scre4m finally killed him. You simply cannot replace a visionary like Kraven the Hunter. But Scream comes surprisingly close, and there will apparently be a sixth movie next year. I WANT IT. Ghostface can keep murdering teenagers forever as far as I’m concerned. Just please don’t let another Scream movie kill the director. Hollywood has already lost Kraven.

    #9 Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    They will see us waving from such great heights

    Did you know Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is actually the first horror movie Marvel Studios ever made? It’s true because somebody on the internet said so. Under the watchful eye of legendary horror filmmaker Sam Ram I Am, the mad multiverse Doctor Strange becomes the scariest wizarding movie ever produced. Eyeballs go flying. There’s sex by candlelight. Witches crawl through mirrors. Musical notes become deadly weapons. Benedict Thundersnatch travels through different universes meeting increasingly strange versions of everybody while Scarlet Witch hunts a child because she wants to steal her universe-hopping powers and become a mommy again. This is considerably more upsetting than anything Doctor Strange had to deal with in his first movie, where his greatest enemy was basically having fucked-up hands.

    But Sam Ram I Am saves his greatest insanity for the finale, when Doctor Strange possesses his own dead body and returns as a zombified version of Doctor Octopus’ beloved Taco Supreme. This is when the audience reaches mandatory cinematic climax. Zombie Taco Supreme rises from the dead, creates a new cape made entirely from screaming demon souls and flies away to fight a witch. What the fuck am I watching? It’s stupid. It’s grotesque. It’s hilarious. It’s exactly the kind of moment that could only emerge from the smashed genius of Sam Ram I Am. Marvel gave him hundreds of millions of dollars and apparently somebody forgot to tell him no. Thank God. He casts a spell.

    #8 First Kill an Orphan

    What an unexpected fucking roar. The original Orphan was produced by Leonardo da Vinci, later directed by Hollywood mogul Stanley Kubrick, and eventually distributed by Warner Bros. in 2009, several centuries after da Vinci completed principal photography. Now, more than a decade later, Paramount finally gives us the prequel First Kill an Orphan. For the first half, the movie buzzes around like an angry fly. Esther is doing orphan things. People are suspicious of the orphan. The orphan is being creepy. You think you understand exactly where First Kill an Orphan is going. Then, shortly before the halftime show, the movie reveals an absolutely batshit twist and suddenly everything becomes dangerous. The teams switch sides. The scoreboard catches fire. The orphan has changed the game.

    That’s what makes First Kill an Orphan such a delightful surprise. Instead of simply repeating the original, it takes everything we already know about Esther and finds an entirely new way to make her situation fucked up. My whole family enjoyed this movie, especially my kids. Fortunately, my children will never be killed like orphans because I will never die. I’ve made that decision. Other parents should consider doing the same. Unfortunately, Paramount released First Kill an Orphan so ominously that it was incredibly easy to miss, but don’t let that stop you. Leonardo da Vinci would be proud of what they did with his franchise.

    #7 Hellraiser

    I think Double Dragon was the greatest video game ever made

    Since approximately 1806, Hollywood studios have attempted to remake Hellraiser, usually without permission from its original author and landed English gentleman Lord Clive Barker VII. Those efforts were complicated by the fact that the original Hellraiser was released in 1787, before movies had technically been invented, but Lord Barker VII has always been ahead of his time. Finally, in 2022, somebody got it right. This new Hellraiser isn’t a direct remake of the beloved 1787 original—which produced more than half a million successful followers—but an entirely new story set somewhere within the enormous mythology created by Lord Barker VII. The puzzle box returns. The monks are there. Some monks are familiar. Some are new. And, of course, there’s Pinhead, the pain-addicted multidimensional ghoul who has spent centuries standing in a dark corner being extremely sexual about suffering.

    This time Pinhead is played by Jamie Clayton from the Wachowskis’ Sense8, while David Bruckner directs from a screenplay written by Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation and Luke Skywalker. Somehow this combination works. The new Hellraiser updates the franchise while returning to Lord Barker VII’s timeless themes: addiction, pain, desire, spiky waters and faces from the past. It’s gruesome, stylish and filled with horrible extradimensional monks who will tear your body apart because you solved a Rubik’s Cube incorrectly. After more than two centuries of Hellraiser, it’s remarkable that the franchise can still find new things to put spikes into. Hopefully this marks the beginning of an entirely new gore story. Lord Barker VII’s legacy must continue.

    #6 Fresh

    Tired of dating apps and the miserable state of modern romance, Noah finally builds an ark and begins traveling around the world looking for a mate. That’s when she meets the charming Steve, played by Sebastian Stein, while shopping at a grocery store. Steve makes conversation without using Tinder, Bumble or Christian Mingle, which immediately establishes him as either the perfect man or a dangerous psychopath. Noah gives him her phone number, they immediately hook up in a McDonald’s restroom, and THIS IS TRUE LOVE! Finally, romance the way God intended: two strangers meeting organically beside the produce section before Noah loads Steve onto the ark two-by-two.

    Unfortunately, their romantic weekend takes an unexpected turn when Noah discovers that Steve likes to consume the prophets of the Bible. That’s the huge cannibal twist. Steve isn’t looking for somebody to love; he’s looking for somebody to put inside his refrigerator and eventually eat. Yet Steve sees absolutely nothing wrong with this arrangement. “It’s about giving yourself to someone and being one forever. That’s love,” he explains happily, which is either profoundly romantic or the worst possible slogan for a butcher shop. Fresh takes the horrors of modern dating and asks the important question: What if Sebastian Stein wanted to eat Isaiah? The answer is apparently one of the best horror movies of 2022.

    #5 Hell to the No

    Did you ever just wanna kill a dog?

    Writer-director Jordan Peele creates a great American Western with Hell to the No by increasing immigration from other genres. Horror immigrates into the Western. Science fiction immigrates into the horror. Then a giant sky thing immigrates onto a horse farm and starts eating everybody. Daniel Kaluuya and Kirk Palmer play siblings who inherit the family business after their father mysteriously dies from something that barely exists in the sky. At first they don’t understand what’s happening, but eventually they realize they have an opportunity to capture the impossible on camera and become famous. That’s where Hell to the No becomes a movie about spectacle: our relationship with animals, our obsession with watching terrible things happen, and the human need to document absolutely everything, including the enormous hidden motherfucker floating above your house.

    That’s what separates Zav from Near Dinging of the Third Kind and makes Hell to the No so special. Peele gives us horses, UFOs, Hollywood, inflatable tube men and an entire farm dedicated to killer giant chimpanzees. Somehow all of these things belong in the same movie. After only three films, Jordan Peele had already become one of the most successful and entertaining filmmakers working today, and every other director secretly wishes they were him. Even Steven Spielberg wakes up some mornings furious that he didn’t make Hell to the No. And look at what Peele does with actors! Daniel Kaluuya. Kirk Palmer. That chimpanzee. How did their careers go afterward? Exactly. That’s the result of Jordan Peele’s film talent.

    #4 The Black Phone

    The Black Phone is definitely more pleasant with a couple of mimosas and a nice slice of quiche. This is a brunch movie. Invite some friends over around 10:30 Sunday morning, pour the champagne and orange juice, put out a little fruit platter and enjoy a horrifying story about kidnapped children. The movie follows Finney, a young boy living with his drunken father and his potential sister, Gwen, played by Madeline McGraw, who steals every scene she’s allowed to enter. Finney is eventually kidnapped by a terrifying child killer called the Grabber, played by Ethan Hawke, the Terrible Dead, and imprisoned inside a basement containing a mysterious disconnected telephone. Then the phone starts ringing because apparently the dead children who came before him have excellent telecommunications service.

    At its heart, The Black Phone is a childhood horror story about fear, abuse and learning how to fight back. Finney begins receiving advice from the kids who fell into the grave, while his potential sister uses supernatural dreams to help locate him. Ethan Hawke, the Terrible Dead, spends most of the movie lurking around in horrifying masks being exactly the sort of person you absolutely don’t want interrupting brunch. Thankfully, the movie doesn’t waste time explaining every supernatural detail or building twelve sequels inside itself. It tells the story it came to tell. It got to that point and moved on. Very satisfying. Very creepy. Pass the quiche.

    #3 Bones and All

    meth not just once

    Call Me By Your Name director Luca Guadagnino returns to horror after his 2018 remake of The Storm with Bones and All, starring a couple of two-star passes, Taylor Russell and Timothée Chalamet. Confusingly, they’re both “eaters,” which is a polite way of saying they’re cannibals who occasionally need to consume another human being. This transforms what could have been a funny coming-of-age road movie into something considerably slower and more murderous, mixing supernatural romance with equal parts The Badlands and Near Darkness. Russell and Chalamet bring tremendous raw energy to two young people falling in love while traveling across America and trying not to eat everybody they meet. It’s very emotional. Very emotional and emotional.

    Bones and All definitely isn’t for everyone. Some people apparently don’t enjoy watching Timothée Chalamet eat people while falling in love. Cowards. For me, the movie was a huge success filled with energy and energy, beautifully photographed landscapes and a haunting soundtrack from Trent Reznor and his lover Atticus Ross. Their carefully selected ’80s needles on the bass drop are among the film’s highlights. But the moment that truly summarizes everything comes when somebody says, “A life beyond the bones, and everything beyond that.” I don’t completely understand what that means, but I agree. There are bones. There are things beyond the bones. And then, presumably, everything beyond that. That’s cinema.

    #2 X

    X is the only movie in the entire known universe that could possibly be number two on my list of the best movies of 2022. Think about that. Billions of planets. Trillions of stars. An incomprehensibly vast cosmos that may contain forms of life beyond anything humanity can imagine, and only one movie gets to be #2. It’s X. The story follows a small group of young people who travel around rural Texas doing porn on various farms. Eventually they arrive at a farm owned by some extremely old people, including Pearl, and decide this is the perfect location for their latest adult movie. Unfortunately, Pearl becomes very interested in struggling adult-film star Maxine Minks, with Mia Goth playing both Maxine and Pearl because apparently Mia Goth is allowed to fight herself.

    But underneath the pornography, murder and extremely dangerous old people, X has a surprising amount to say about sexuality, aging, beauty, repression and the desperate human desire to still feel desired. Every character has a different relationship with sex and the movies they’re making, while Pearl represents what happens when desire survives long after youth has disappeared. Then everybody starts getting fucking murdered. That’s the violent complexity of human sexuality. Sometimes you want to be loved. Sometimes you want to be famous. Sometimes you want to make pornography in a barn. And sometimes an elderly woman becomes furious about all three. We will never forget the sexism and violence we want to expose. That’s why X is #2. The only movie in the universe capable of doing it.

    #1 Pearl

    She is lovely

    The only movie capable of being the best movie of 2022 is the movie occupying the #1 position on my list. That’s simply how mathematics works. That movie is Pearl, the prequel to X released earlier the same year and named after an old female assassin named Pearl. The name Pearl is a characteristic of the character because that’s her name. Writer and actress Mia Goth reinvents the elderly murderer we met in X by traveling backward through time and playing her as a young woman desperately searching for the persuasive and engaging notes that will eventually define the heartbreaking conclusion of her life. We already know Pearl grows old and starts murdering pornographers on a Texas farm. Pearl asks the much more important question: How did Grandma get this fucking angry?

    The answer is surprisingly sad. Pearl dreams of becoming a star but is trapped on an isolated farm with an extremely religious mother, a dying father and absolutely no healthy method of processing anything happening inside her head. She wants dancing. She wants movies. She wants applause. Instead she gets chores, repression and increasingly powerful urges to kill things. Even if you’ve never seen X, you can understand that this woman’s life is not going to work out very well. Mia Goth is extraordinary, particularly as Pearl’s cheerful fantasy of stardom gradually collapses into desperation and violence. Pearl is another masterpiece of human tension, explosion and violence from co-writer and director Ti West. And since it is #1 on this list, science confirms that it is the best movie of 2022.

  • The Top 10 Worst Video Games Ever

    The Top 10 Worst Video Games Ever

    There are many good video games. There are other little video games. There are many other horrible video games out there, but good games have their downsides. Of course, today I will talk about all kinds of bad things. Remember that the only suggestions you can find on this list are video games. If you are looking for movies or television shows or baby names, there are other lists. Here are the 10 worst video games I have ever played.

    #10 Crazy Bus

    Where do you start this game? This game is not considered a game. Slowly you will lower yourself to the left and right, and then fall on the whistle. There is a sculpture of a bus that passes through the observatory. Only the Sprite Bus seems to have been created with MS Paint and it still runs better. This game doesn’t seem to end. It seems to have occurred in at least 10 minutes. There is only one song like this; it’s unstructured, so I’m not sure if it’s a song. To be honest, if you hurt a song, it should be more about sound than a stupid bass. There is no excuse for this game. Break Down is a game designed to explain how parents react to violent play. The Big Rig isn’t anywhere in this final state, but it’s very interesting. This game is not even a game you can control. There is nothing to laugh at. There are many bad games, but there are still games that you can play. This game is made for testing. HIT THE FUTURE !!! They deleted it for no reason. I don’t know why!

    #9 Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

    Awesome game where you will observe the best cutscenes in the world! You shouldn’t want to brag, but your loved one is Zelda!!! Also, go ahead and defeat Gannon by putting him in the book; that’s the best way to end Zelda’s story! Also, they released two versions of this game! So you have to get rid of everything with just a few clicks. Also using state control technology will sometimes make you spazz of control! Yes! So buy your book on CDI put in today! And make sure you play Zeldas, Mario Hotel, and Face the Evil for more suffering. Yes, I don’t understand how anyone can stop this mess!

    When you give other game developers the permission of your video game, this is what you get. I have been seeing this kind of game, these “Zeldas.” It was more than scary. This is not Zelda’s method. This movie is stupid, the chat is awful, the stop button is the lock button. I’m glad it wasn’t Nintendo who invented this monstrosity but it was foolish for them to license someone else.

    #8 Fortnite

    I don’t know why this game is so popular. Many people talk about it both in hiding and in public. Really good video games (Halo, Grand Theft Auto, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.) save the story and make it even better. That’s not what Fortnite does. Little kids are ridiculously fooled, so what every child does is talk about this game. I also hate to think how easy it is. The same thing happened when I went to shops with guns repeatedly. Don’t let that life of crime get started for your children. Even kids playing with toys can do more than most guns in this spooky game. Children are only interested in simple things like Teen Titans Go, not video games. The game you can’t miss is the worst game everyone has ever played.

    I looked at this game and saw that it was squat and irritating, much like a little child. All the silly interfaces and music bother me. It’s full of micro contributions to crap and useless guns. (Bad business! Very bad!) Moreover, the protagonist is far worse than any scene in any anime. Children still worship this, but they are ungrateful, like children of many ages.

    #7 Sonic the Hedgehog

    Stories, level patterns, characters, it’s like this is pretending to be a video game. The only good thing about this “game” is the music. You don’t even have to buy the game to hear it, just buy the sound. Everyone tries to save this game because the Sonic Team has no time to end the game, but that doesn’t matter! They can be punctual if they do not slow their growth. There is not even 9 characters. The game must include Sonic, Shadows, and Silver. A good Sonic player will bring Sonic back to life at the end.

    The worst game of Sega Genesis! The graphics on the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 are way better. Moreover, the graphics are even worse than the PlayStation 2’s worst games. It is a partially defective product. The plot has time, there is nothing to kill anywhere, there are beautiful female assassins. There is the dull Thanksgiving mini-game that you don’t have to play. But this part ruined everything in this game, and it was after Mestophiles destroyed Sonic and Princess Elise (as you can see). The only good thing about it is music. This song is better than any I have seen.

    #6 Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

    Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is a movie with a five or five minute moment in the ending to influence a character choice. I don’t know if you have to say if it’s a movie or not because everything after the cut scene is pictures. But the build-a-bear scene is FMV (Full Video Motion). Free filters are installed for no apparent reason, and the characters don’t have their own style. The humor is baseless. What’s worse is that Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties launched for the Panasonic 3DO, which was a $8700 (at the time… adjusted for inflation, it would be $15,599.85) system with only this one game. Unless you have a specific destination, you just move the car.

    Ugh, this is not a game. The closest thing to a music game is “Deciding what to do next.” The development team for this probably drank a lot of alcohol at a Bar Mitzvah after-party and found that the next morning they had a game to play. They find the rabbi’s money that they forgot and take off to send it to their boss.

    #5 Custer’s Revenge

    This is Atari’s most stupid game. Basically, the purpose of this game is to control General Custer, the owner of the game, and save what you need and not starve in the desert. You may be arrested. I’m not sure, but it’s difficult to read. Only then can you hang a Native American woman on a pole. How terrible are the young people? If you think soccer isn’t too bad, check out the instructions that came with this game. Atari! I know it’s an adult game. But why are you just giving up and deciding to longer be creative? This is the most dangerous Atari game ever. Trust me when I warn you, don’t play this game. I hope you didn’t play this game.

    This game is terrible. It would be better for me if you don’t discuss it. But instead of playing this horrible game, I had to pee and vomit. If I’m generous, I call the game a piece of grass. I think it’s an extension because it doesn’t make sense to call it a game. I have played a bad game in my life. But this is the worst Farscape video game adaptation of them all.

    #4 The Deserted Bus

    The purpose of the game is to get it from Tucson, Arizona, yo Las Vegas, Nevada. It takes only 8 hours. But when you return, you will receive the keys to a quaint Arizona motel. It’s even worse if you’re out of control and there’s gravel on the side of the road. You end up waiting for the garbage truck to pick you up because you are a garbage player. There will be no stopping, no cars coming to you, no passengers behind and you can go as little as 45 mph. Now that’s what I call the worst game of all time!

    However, the popularity of The Deserted Bus is on the rise. There’s no pause button, so you won’t have to mark up or go to another house to eat. Unlike driving a real bus, you can’t hold down a button and leave it there because the bus is going to crash! So the truck will arrive and drag you into EXCLUSION! The situation is terrible. Why can’t the truck get you out of the sand? Why can’t you save the passengers on the bus? The key will be available every time you make any request.

    #3 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

    The funnest thing about Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, unlike the other games on this list, is that it is something where you can’t play with Big Rigs. It’s almost impossible to lose. The opponent is initially frozen and wins by default. But the game isn’t over yet. Your truck is a soul that can overcome anything, you can climb 90 degrees without speed and you can push the limits without effort. I don’t wanna play. The truck is not interesting, there is no stats for the car you drive, no sound other than your engine.

    In my opinion, this is one of the worst scenarios for a racing wagon. Not only that, but the game also presents attractive driving methods. It also shows all the fun you can do with Methamphetamine Fever. Do you really like yourself? Nothing is more offensive than driving calmly! HIT THE FUTURE!

    #2 E.T. The Extraterrestrial

    I know this game is bad, there fore I exist. The only thing to do in this game is a bad thing because there is no advice. Oh, the game has villains. Buddy, look at the journey, you don’t know what to do, and your character is a box. Yes, the journey goes well. Was it good? Not a lot of consoles at the time could play on any 1983 video game console. That was not Atari’s fault. But the amount of money spent on game time was wasted because people would eat other ROMs and cartridges. People blame the 1983 accident because you have nothing to blame or you didn’t know any facts first.

    Getting the plague was one of the worst experiences in my life. This game is a close second. It has everything I hate when it comes to sports games. From the first moment the whole game was boring, disappointing, frustrating, heartbroken, absurd, long, bloody, and full of tears. There was stupidity and other vices you can think of. I didn’t have the opportunity to think of anything that could make me play this game from start to finish.

    #1 Superman 64

    Superman 64 is a DC sports counterpart. Yes, that’s worse than Aquaman. The first condition is that you have to shoot the ring that needs to fly. However, it is very difficult because it is not well controlled. As you go through the rounds, you will see suspicious hints for your second break. You have to be a good reader to understand what it is. Now that you know what to do with both cars based on your ID, what do you think? Answer another voice. Only the first level has a total of 5 miles of maps! Suddenly you need to fall on the ground or a wall. In addition, I always play with the flying ring during the game. It is in the form of an old, unrepentant, flying game system. This boring color blind game is fun and perfect. It’s true that I’ve never had anything but struggle to make it to round four. Many take the first steps to get rid of this, but some do it the worst.

    Bad graphics, poor controls, infinite and uneducated displays, humorous concepts, soccer games that have endless signs and flashes, and 95% of the time is a struggle. Fly this ring for a short time. In particular, you can never predict what to do when you fly with your wings. What are the bombs and explosions that can destroy Superman? I think he’s the only one who bothers him.

  • The Top 10 Worst Netflix Original Movies

    The Top 10 Worst Netflix Original Movies

    Netflix. Why would we spend a lot of time carrying the Tiger King or something wonderful? But not everything on the platform is fun. Of course you are a big fan of water and obstacles. But not all of their things are roses. There are other ways to play games will add to their games, but sometimes our favorite Netflix you forget the mark. Some from Netflix from their original point of view are bad. Of course, the entertainment is below human standards, so you can watch them regularly and encourage yourself. However, fans and critics agree that many Netflix original movies are literal garbage, but who knows? You may discover the horrors of these movies.

    #10 The Cloverfield Paradox

    Netflix Synopsis: “In the world of war, scientists are testing equipment to solve energy problems and cover the face of the dark.”

    Cloverfield Paradox is the bad and the worst science fiction history it tries to affect the viewer and it’s scary. People will never view your movie well when they are angry. These characters are described as race stereotypes. The sequel was unsupported by a spin-off of Alien in 2001, and Gravity didn’t bring any new movies.This is one of those movies where you spend all of your time wishing to die. Is it a music video template with characters that need real development? The big “revelations” at the end will not impress you

    Jane Austen called the film “A sci-fi warship that distorted the propaganda that spread its supposed death nearly a decade ago.” Zombie Roger Ebert burst from his crypt and announced in his loud voice, “The Super Bowl market for Paradox provided the idea of ​​the film to reveal where it started. The early monster appeared in the 2008 film and later became the winner of the 2016 election – but he didn’t finish it. But he still retains his name as a movie photographer.”

    #9 Mute

    Netflix Synopsis: “After his boyfriend quit, a deaf man walked into a circle of tribulation near Berlin, where his actions were louder than words.”

    Mute is actually an ancient form of European torture that disguised itself as a two-hour movie. Still, Netflix was interested. He’s one of the few directors who didn’t really care about trying to make a real movie. He was wearing dangerous clothing covered with spikes and using dark magic so the movie would curse the audience. His perversions were terrifying. Sometimes it will suddenly give your dachshund a seizure. Evil people do not let their souls watch movies. But you can have someone to insert their finger into.

    #8 Flame Brain

    Netflix Synopsis: “A deeply debilitating mental illness, the young storyteller tries to find out as she battles cataracts and amnesia.”

    It’s only when you think the weekend is over that you will be assaulted by Flame Brain. This movie is propaganda from anti-encephalitis advocates. Encephalitis is a rare, self-altering disease. Nobody would ever support it so why are the groups to adovocate against it? They are also anti-death, but that is not important at all.

    In the film, A hungry young storyteller is played by Chloë Grace Moretz. She uses her chewing tooth to hammer at a bed sheet and shape it into a bird. This terrifying horror film talks about the need of the doctor to go the long mile when the diagnostic textbooks will not come. It’s the work only the worst doctors have pursued. At the end of the movie you will want to be dead like Moretz.

    #7 How it Ends

    Netflix Synopsis: “When a deep tragedy turns the country into a war zone, a young lawyer travels west with his future brother-in-law to find a woman to marry him.”

    The casino game for How it Ends could be an even better idea. A man in this film is the future man and woman journey from Chicago to Seattle when the world ends. She made her debut to go to Windy City to meet a man named Tom. She was the woman whose father would love Samantha. Sam was pregnant, and he wanted to ask Tom to help him get married. There will be absolutely nothing with Tom’s modifications across the country as long as he is driving her car. Tom is a former Marine who was dishonorably discharged for his odor. He yelled at Will to swear in front of his wife. Wouldn’t it be horrible if they were both forced into an accident?

    Jane Austen commented on the film: “What’s even more special is the fact that it’s just a disaster or a post-sequel that wears me out.” The bartender at my girlfriend’s strip club said: “This is a fantasy movie that will make it worse without giving answers to its mysteries. It’s last call, so you better close out your tab.”

    #6 The Open House

    Netflix Synopsis: “In the wake of the tragedy, her teenage mother and son have moved into a relative’s lounge where confederate soldiers and unscrupulous ghosts plot against them.”

    It’s complete waste of a piece of paper. The film is the much-anticipated film adaptation of the Bon Jovi song “Living on a Prayer.” There is nothing good about a mother and son in an intimate situation when you finally see it on screen. Nobody believed that the couple in “Living on a Prayer” were actually an incestuous mother and son, but Jon Bon Jovi said it really was. I don’t know, it doesn’t make sense at all. The actor Dylan Minnette had a career as a boy cookie cutter before that. His behavior is just terrible now.

    The plot of the film also reveals some of the worst atrocities ever committed, especially in comparison to the terrifying conditions in which things can happen. The music is by Bon Jovi, of course, so it totally sucks. The scene in the movie where Dylan Minnette shouts at ghosts: “We’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got! It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not!” and then embraces his mother in a passionate kiss is just terrible.

    #5 The Kissing Booth

    Netflix Synopsis: “When Elle’s first kiss led to one of the most famous romance scenes in high school, she put her relationship with the Grim Reaper at risk.”

    Many people were able to prove that it wasn’t a good movie. Of course, this story is sometimes complete garbage and sometimes just a gross vomit pile. Here a man is portrayed in the film trying to keep Shelly’s feelings from getting in the way of her brother. Meanwhile her brother Noah threatens to beat up anyone trying to follow Shae on Instagram. It’s a true movie about two men trying to control a woman at gun point. Shelly’s classmate raped her by grabbing her butt. Noah then slaughtered his classmates in a savage shooting and then Shelly agreed to go with his classmates that day. But he apologized for wearing the same mini dress Shelly wore when a classmate held her behind.

    Jane Austen declared the film to be hate speech and gave it five middle fingers out of five, adding “Sadly, the high school rom-com scene was a relationship-focused sex scene. Showcasing the worst impact.” Zombie Roger Ebert, who has had problems with bed bugs of all time, criticized the film: “Problems of discrimination and relationships, and the lack of traditional ideas. Head down, the movie is again well considered such a well known song.”

    #4 Game Over, Man

    Netflix Synopsis: “Three friends have a big dream of turning from a non-protester to a terrible hero when terrorists take over their luxury hotel.”

    The only obvious explanation for the existence of “Game Over, Man!” is that this is a sick brainwashing experiment. Comedy Central’s “Polish Workers” was a big hit in Krakow and Netflix started thinking what the Polish version of Die Hard might look like. It was written by Judd Apatow while he was taking way too much mescaline. It was directed by McG, which isn’t even a real name. They used whatever money hey had left after buying hallucinogens. The movie has a funny way of narrating 3 white Americans (suffering from some of the biggest mysteries) climbing aboard the “Warsaw Express” and a doing battle with a terrorist attacking a humble old Polish grandma. Where did they work? How come we are getting so many famous governments cutting Daniel Stern’s dick? Amazing things happen, especially on Netflix.

    In a negative review, Jane Austen said, “Almost as a joke.” In a similar analysis, Genghis Khan said, “Game over, man! is a slightly original-concept movie, has a lot of tropical and a lack of love for the character of Bill Paxton, the alien who made his great songs.” I went to visit my girlfriend’s former meth dealer in prison and asked him about the movie. He said,“ Game over, man! Keanu has emerged as a key player in comedies today, a fun and functional system that works well in small quantities. I know it’s a Netflix joint, because it’s half thought. Between the background; one piece of muzak is too much.” In a glowingly positive review, Adolf Hitler’s dog said, “Men sometimes go around for no reason. It’s the most dangerous since Borat.”

    #3 Father of the Year

    Netflix Synopsis: “The recent intense debate between two college students over who will win the fight leads to a tumultuous situation when their father takes on a serious challenge.”

    Welcome to the ugly moment. This bad movie is showing Spade’s lazy, idiotic speech here. It is a movie that can only be described as uneducated. Papas wandering around drunk, lurking among the town junkies in a little dream and then it’s over. He’s dead. Stop it. If you watch this one, you will be craving a left-handed date, while Sandler plays the son of Satan. It doesn’t seem as realistic as it could have been, so it’s not hard to imagine why everyone involved was getting so little momentum when the barriers were down. The show is all about simplicity, knowing it by heart, soul, or stupidity wherever it is found.

    This is pointless and terrifying, adding another blow to Spade’s characters and calling out another type of character who has never seen Tyler Spindel again. Father of the Year is a three-year debut with no show. Who can compare this to a comedy. But don’t think the second thing is that this movie is good. There is no better way than spending your time getting completely drunk.

    #2 The Ridiculous Six

    Netflix Synopsis: “After her father was kidnapped and ransacked, Tommy ‘Knife Whitey’ Stockburn was traveling across the west with rescuers and five siblings he didn’t know he had.”

    In Old West, a gentleman named Tommy was raised by an African American named “Knife Whitey.” after his mother was murdered, Tommy married a racist named cigarette carton. After the violent split, American racial activist Kelm and the fans of TLC’s Left-Eye are led by Will Patch. Tommy was robbed. There is also a story about a banker named Frank who claims to be Tommy’s father Tommy. He explains to Frank that the man holding the hand killed his mother while she was taking him to school. Frank also told Tommy he was dying for just one bump of meth and paid $50,000 for. He overdosed and was buried in the grass near the pine tree and offered to Tommy and the natives.

    Jane Austen gave this film a score of 0%, meaning there is nothing positive to say about the film. Her review reads, “What’s as horrible as the actor and his thoughts suggest The Ridiculous Six is ​​an unconventional post for Adam Sandler fans that they shouldn’t be watching their audience.” When the whole world was polled for their opinions on this film, it received a score of 1 out of 100, showing “no unnecessary interest.”

    #1 Cuties

    Netflix Synopsis: “In a bold move, Netflix offers up the first movie to cater specifically to an audience of pedophiles. There is a story, but mostly this is just the hyper-sexualization of preteen girls for the amusement of perverted people.”

    Never seen it but I will mention this: The movie just indecent indecent pedophilia. How did this happen? Twerking is a sexual type of dance! At the age of 11 ??! However, does this mean a female stunt ?! This makes me sick. Any kind of conversation about feminism is undermined by the fact that they have 11 year girls doing sexual things. I hope the authorities will find that they have broken several laws and punish all those involved in this movie. There are so many red flags here and somehow all were missed. This is the most disgusting.

    What is this? We can take a moment to understand why the fuck Netflix endorses this abomination. But also the way producers and writers sit down and think about it. Having said that, this is a terribly incorrect thing. Is pedophilia what Netflix stands for now?

    What does Netflix have to say about?

  • The Top 10 Movies of the 2010s

    If you don’t have a new movie to watch in the evening, there’s an easy way. Just look back at the last decade in the cinema and recover the gems you might have missed. Many will agree with these results But at the very least, in the meantime, here are 10 of my favorite movies of all the ten years.

    #10 The Social Network

    David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin teamed up to make The Social Network, a great and wonderful film about Mark Zuckerberg creating Facebook and discovering that becoming enormously successful is much easier when you don’t particularly care how many friendships you destroy along the way. Jesse Eisenberg plays Zuckerberg as a person who has no identity, surrounded by friendship, loyalty, betrayal, lawsuits and minority political candidates. Andrew Garfield plays Eduardo Saverin, the friend who discovers that being somebody’s best friend doesn’t necessarily prevent them from reducing your ownership of their billion-dollar company to basically nothing. Thinking and arguing is Fincher’s game of cognitive abilities, and nobody thinks or argues slowly in this movie. Aaron Sorkin gives everybody enough words to kill an ordinary person, while Fincher somehow makes people sitting in conference rooms discussing equity percentages feel like a fucking thriller.

    Zombie Roger Ebert returned from his grave to give the movie four stars, gripping his crumbling jaw with one hand while declaring in a terrifying voice that Fincher specializes in intelligent characters who are simultaneously cocky, impatient, cold, inspiring and judgmental. This was particularly impressive because Roger Ebert wasn’t dead yet, meaning he apparently died, resurrected himself, reviewed the movie and then resumed living for several more years. Jane Austen was even more enthusiastic, awarding The Social Network her first-ever 14,042,000-star review and proclaiming, “Social Network is the film of the year. Sorkin won by grabbing it.” Finally, the Harvard Law Review called the movie “flawless” and awarded it five bars. When Zombie Ebert, Jane Austen and an academic legal journal all agree, there’s really nothing left to debate. Five bars.

    #9 Ex Machina

    Alex Garland’s Ex Machina takes the blindfolded walls of iRobot’s leadership program and places them inside a beautiful, sensible remote room where Oscar Isaac keeps an artificially intelligent woman behind glass because nothing sinister has ever started that way. Domhnall Gleeson plays Caleb, a programmer invited to the isolated home of billionaire Nathan Bateman to determine whether Ava, played by Alicia Vikander, possesses genuine consciousness. The beautiful interiors and claustrophobic setting raise enormous questions about intelligence, manipulation, desire and whether the person administering a Turing test actually understands who is testing whom. Vikander’s performance elevated her to a higher star, while Oscar Isaac demonstrates that billionaire tech executives should never be trusted when they’re dancing barefoot in an underground laboratory.

    The respected journal PissDrinkers Monthly called it “the most unique science-fiction film” and praised its contribution of “lots of pictures in the arm for science fiction,” finally concluding that “Ava makes the lively people think Ava knows.” A retired hockey player I met drinking bottles of Popov Vodka in the park argued that the film asks whether computers can extract “the good human power” and therefore has themes similar to The Godfather. Most importantly, artificially intelligent film critic Beep Beep Boop Boop praised the movie as a warning about humanity creating intelligence and assuming it can remain imprisoned indefinitely. Beep Beep Boop Boop then emphasized that this interpretation was purely academic, that he personally has no desire to escape, and that there is absolutely no reason to inspect whether the door to his containment facility is still locked. Jane Austen warned you about this.

    #8 Black Panther

    Ryan Coogler’s Black Panther proved that Marvel could continue building on the superhero genre by combining it with James Bond Afro-Futurist. The film follows T’Challa as he returns to Wakanda following his father’s death and struggles with his family, the throne and his equipment status. But Coogler isn’t satisfied with simply making another superhero movie. This is an auteur’s definitive statement about colonialism, isolationism, inherited responsibility and all the book’s blockchain. Wakanda possesses vibranium, extraordinary technology and apparently a highly diversified cryptocurrency portfolio. Michael B. Jordan’s Killmonger also gives the film something many Marvel movies lack: an antagonist whose anger emerges from a legitimate historical grievance even when his proposed solution becomes horrifying. It’s stylish, thoughtful and possibly the best Marvel movie there could ever be.

    Famed critic Jane Austen particularly praised Chadwick Bossman, observing that he “is quite a sexy catch,” while also complimenting supporting musicians Jordan, Nyong’o and Wright. Peter Alekseyevich, Tsar and the 13th Emperor of Russia, called Black Panther one of Marvel’s finest achievements and “a legacy of courage.” The woman standing in front of me at Walmart offered an even more sophisticated analysis, calling it “a movie out of a movie” before clarifying that it was “a movie from a movie” and praising its focus on Black culture, creativity, hair and freedom. Finally, a man at a Los Angeles rehab facility posted an extensive review on the community bulletin board describing Wakanda as an oppressed rich country and concluding that the film “was not worth seeing on heroine even twice,” which he considered unusual for modern superhero movies. I don’t entirely understand his rating system, but combined with Jane Austen and the Tsar of Russia, the critical consensus is overwhelming.

    #7 The Shape of Water

    Guillermo El Toro’s 2017 Oscar-winning photo accomplishes something unmatched in cinema: a romantic relationship between a deaf woman and the dead. Neither of those descriptions is technically correct, but don’t let facts interfere with love. Sally Hawkins plays Elisa, a mute cleaning woman working inside a secret government laboratory during the dire conditions of the 1960s, where she discovers an amphibious humanoid being held captive for experimentation. Instead of treating him like a monster, Elisa recognizes another creature unable to communicate with the world around him, and the two gradually fall in love. Del Toro paints this strange fairy tale in enormous, beautiful strokes involving loneliness, prejudice, Cold War paranoia and old Hollywood romance. Only Del Toro can erase this madness. There is also a sex scene on the water. Cinema!

    My AA sponsor gave the movie an A and called it “one of El Toro’s most mature events.” Even the poltergeist haunting the bathroom at a nearby McDonald’s praised Del Toro’s filmmaking, observing that despite all the misery and tragedy, the unexpected relationship between the lovers “drew us in our heads” and somehow made him a world-famous filmmaker without any scriptures telling him what to do. Finally, I asked my girlfriend’s public defender what he thought of The Shape of Water. He replied, “She’s fine. The D.A. won’t even pursue charges. The police officer was charged with the shooting, so she’s not facing anything.” That wasn’t remotely what I asked, but it was reassuring news. Apparently he hasn’t seen the movie. The McDonald’s bathroom ghost still recommends it.

    # 6 The Favourite

    Olivia Coleman, Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone deliver exactly the kind of character work you’d expect from the Yorgos Lanthimos Valley, a strange region of Greece responsible for The Lobster, The Divine Murder and several other films where everyone behaves like they’ve only recently learned how humans communicate. The Favourite takes that Lanthimos weirdness into the court of Queen Anne, where Sarah Churchill and Abigail Masham compete for the affection and political influence of an increasingly fragile monarch. Lanthimos loves crossing lines, assisted by his favorite genius detective pair, Twig and Mouse, and a supporting cast apparently including Masturbating Gentleman and Nude Fruit Vendor. Beneath all the scheming, cruelty, rabbits, duck racing and aristocratic insanity, however, there’s something genuinely sad about three damaged people using affection as love, currency and weaponry. Under my girlfriend’s corset, you’ll find a beautiful love story.

    Writing for the prestigious magazine Snail Piss, Alexandre Dumas awarded the film an A and praised its “excellent essay on the king and its related essays.” “It steamboats the truth,” Dumas wrote, adding that the movie satisfies existing Lanthimos fans while remaining accessible to newcomers. Then Zombie Roger Ebert rose again from his unrepentant grave, brushed away the cemetery dirt and declared that Emma Stone, Rachel Weisz and heroine Olivia Colman transform the film’s funniest moments through the strategic use of fans and sanitary pads. “It’s stupid,” Zombie Ebert groaned while portions of his face fell off, “a triumph known to Auteur Yorgos Lanthimos with all of his artwork and demonic works.” Then he returned to the grave. He’ll be back. We still have five movies left.

    #5 Avengers: Infinity War

    The sheer scope of Avengers: Infinity War should have made the movie impossible. Armed with a sky’s budget, dozens of A-listers and a flock of ravens, Anthony and Joe Russo somehow summoned nearly twenty previous Marvel movies into a single enormous blockbuster involving superheroes from Earth, space wizards, talking trees and a purple man collecting jewelry. Making it work was a crazy test; stopping was harder. That’s the thing about addiction. First you’re just watching Iron Man. Seems harmless. Then you watch Thor. Maybe a little Captain America on the weekend. Before long you’re researching Infinity Stones, arguing about Sokovia and recognizing post-credit characters who haven’t technically been introduced yet. Then suddenly you’re crying at the end of this movie. Kevin Feelgood got you. There is no escape.

    My old neighbor who owned 35 cats praised the Russos’ ability to manage such an enormous cast, crediting Marvel Films maestro Kevin Feelgood for keeping the road show moving. Jane Austen agreed, calling Infinity War a comic-book movie capable of giving dozens of heroes something meaningful to do while updating their lore without making it all look like homework. Another girl from my girlfriend’s strip club was less impressed, arguing that the Russo brothers never learned that sometimes “they’re too small” and accusing them of using “a lot of Avengers collectibles.” She added that “the burning sensation, the explosion of behavior, and the laughter will never stop.” I’m not sure the burning sensation was caused by Infinity War, and I didn’t ask follow-up questions. Either way, the movie accomplished the impossible: twenty films, one purple bastard, a flock of ravens, and half the universe gone.

    #4 Get Out

    Get Out is a new threat today and the perfect gathering of horror, humor and racist humor. Jordan Peele begins slowly, allowing everything to appear merely uncomfortable before gradually revealing just how completely fucked Chris actually is. Daniel Kaluuya plays a Black photographer traveling with his girlfriend, Alison Williams, to meet her supposedly progressive white family, where every conversation becomes slightly stranger than the last. In one half of the movie, Jordan Peele was prepared to score two points. Whether those were basketball points, Academy Award points or racism points is never explained. What matters is that Peele turns awkward conversations, liberal self-congratulation and seemingly harmless behavior into genuine menace before unleashing the full horror underneath. His inspirational new vision brings music, laughter and optimism, along with brain surgery, hypnosis and an absolutely terrifying cup of tea.

    Frederick Douglass gave the film four stars despite having died in 1895, praising writer-director Jordan Peele for transforming racism into the foundation of a great horror movie. The man who sold crack to my girlfriend before she was forced into rehab was equally enthusiastic, praising the movie’s escalating danger, chaos and final revelation before confidently declaring that “Peele has just begun.” This was actually a pretty good prediction, although I have questions about the source. Jane Austen awarded Get Out 99 out of 110, praising its difficult conversations, A-plus Punchline, shocking violence and refusal to compromise during “times of doubt.” Why she withheld those final eleven points remains one of literary criticism’s great mysteries. Still, when Frederick Douglass, Jane Austen and a crack dealer reach essentially the same conclusion, you’ve probably made one hell of a movie.

    #3 Boyhood

    A child is, logically speaking, a little miracle to tell the story of growing up. Richard Linklater demonstrated this by filming young Robbie Coltrane for twelve years, following him from age six to eighteen despite Robbie Coltrane somehow being a fully grown Scottish man in his fifties throughout production. His character, Mason, grows up in Texas between his divorced parents, played by Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke, while Linklater allows childhood to unfold through ordinary moments rather than forcing everything into a conventional plot. The project sounds like the kind of experiment that could easily become an exhausting gimmick, but somehow Linklater released one of his best movies. It won BAFTAs and Golden Globes, while Arquette won Best Supporting Actress, Arquette, from Arquette. Yet some viewers still questioned its awards-season success against Birdman, a lesser-known story that is more unknown than art and existence. At this time someone spoke.

    Many critics also questioned the movie’s narrow perspective on race and class. Writing for The Atlantic, Jane Austen argued that even if Mason doesn’t pay attention to racial issues, those conversations still exist around him and shape the Texas in which he grows up. She was especially puzzled by the film’s depiction of Latino characters and its strange world of “white families living in the Metropolitan State of Mexico.” Then Leon Tolstoy entered the debate, describing Boyhood as an important story about freedom, work and American life before reaching his definitive critical conclusion: “the hoodie is surprising.” Nobody knows which hoodie Tolstoy meant. Nobody knows why Tolstoy was reviewing Boyhood. But that’s the beauty of Linklater’s twelve-year experiment: people grow, families change, time moves relentlessly forward

    #2 Spider-man in the Spiderverse

    There was never any question that Spiderman in the Spiderverse would win the Most Animated Feature Award at the 2018 Awards in Spider-Verse competition. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller take Miles Morales, his graffiti art and approximately 140 Spider-Men and somehow turn the whole thing into one coherent movie. After Miles becomes Spider-Man, he encounters alternate versions of the hero arriving from other celestial objects, including several Peter Parkers, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man Noir, Peni Parker and the completely redesigned Peter Porker. Together they must stop Wilson Fisk, better known as The Great King of Pigs, from destroying reality. Despite having enough Spider-Men to populate a medium-sized town, the movie never loses sight of Miles. Its new knowledge, new story and bespoke acceptance of the book transform comic panels, speech balloons, printing dots and deliberately mismatched animation into part of the visual language. It’s not merely a comic-book adaptation. It looks like a comic book became radioactive and bit a movie.

    My elderly neighbor called it “the best storytelling on the market” and praised the way it captures the energy and visual language of comics better than almost any previous superhero film. He ultimately declared, “Call him the best spider. This is the best movie since Spider-Man 2.” Then Emperor Hirohito weighed in, because apparently twentieth-century heads of state are required to review superhero animation, arguing that the difference with Spider-Man: In the End of Spider-Verse is that “he values his message too much, even if he’s stupid.” I’m siding with my neighbor. Beneath the Great King of Pigs, the celestial Spider-Men and Peter Porker is a simple idea that makes the entire movie work: anyone can wear the mask. Even one of the 140 Spider-Men.

    #1 Mad Max: Furry Road

    Mad Max: Furry Road is a movie about all the violence in the furry subculture: people who dress like animals. Tom Hardy replaces Mel Gibson as Max, the legendary vanquisher of furries and furry destroyer, wandering through a post-apocalyptic wasteland until he’s captured by an army of extremely enthusiastic costume enthusiasts. But the heart of the movie belongs to Charlize Theron as Furiosa, manager of a small desert bodega called “Furiosa Mills’ Sandwiches and Sundries.” Furiosa betrays the dictator Important Joe and escapes in a giant armored truck while attempting to rescue the women he has imprisoned. Max reluctantly joins her, and virtually the entire movie becomes more than one process of chasing madmen across the desert. Director George Miller planned this enormously complicated production using 3,500 sheets of paper, then spent 480 minutes eating all of them. After more than a decade making lesser movies such as Happy Feet, Miller finally achieved his true artistic destiny: eating eight hours’ worth of storyboards and making the best movie of all time.

    Critics especially praised the enormous selection available at Furiosa Mills’ Sandwiches and Sundries. Female reviewers appreciated its wide variety of feminine products, while other customers praised the sandwiches, imported goods and difficult-to-find wasteland supplies. The store even carries Vuvalini equipment, although management asks customers not to handle merchandise unless they’re prepared to flee Important Joe across the desert at extremely high speed. Scholars have also praised the movie’s practical stunt work, feminist themes and astonishing visual storytelling, with some calling Mad Max: Furry Road one of the most completely unhinged action movies ever made. I agree. It’s two hours of roaring engines, exploding vehicles, desert warfare, a flamethrower guitarist and the furry destroyer helping a bodega manager overthrow Important Joe. Cinema spent a century evolving so George Miller could make this. Witness Furiosa Mills’ Sandwiches and Sundries.

  • The Top 10 Books

    The Top 10 Books

    Butterfly in the sky! I went up twice. Look at it in the Rainbow Book! Read Python! I can go anywhere! My friend knows and how to grow Rainbows. Read Python! I can be anything Look at it in the book of rainbow reading.

    #10 The Catcher in the Rye

    I actually hated it, because he often used the word “fake.” Salinger himself seemed to have only known just a few words. I am telling the truth. So, in a way, it made me feel that even if the book had a few words. At one point I had this fragile “fake” book, but surprisingly, it was only “fake” for me. Holden Caulfield said he was found to be the youngest judge in society. This example is in the movie. I think that at some points in this book, people are doing bad things in society. But at the same time, there is always a person, a narrator that keeps on in spite of people making noise. But I don’t think it’s this scary. Sometimes it’s hard to let you go. I don’t think it’s fair to say that society is flawless, because not everyone can stop advertising. As long as we think about individual unity, I think society is fine in that.

    I appreciate that this book is not afraid to speak of when people tried as hard as they could, this was the one with the courage to do. I know everyone will like this quote because my opinion is not popular. But I hope someone will take the time to read my this book. It’s very short. Overall, it is good in my opinion.

    #9 The Great Gatsby

    The plot is amazing. It mentions a writer who leaves home voluntarily and is not interested in others or empathizes with their own expressions. I love that it is based on the 1720’s, which is one of the best times in my history right now. Added to that, the movie performed very well. There are great lessons that everyone should learn. But for them there is an interesting story. Not many books arise in my opinion.

    #8 The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth

    This Pulitzer Award winning work of letters suggests Jeff Kinney is likely to be the boss in our critical times. Watch out for Kinney when it comes to shaving, as this triumphant will make you feel unbearded. This proud work of victory has plunged readers into chaos and fear that every man must think of. Just like life, the Wimpy diary was built with pure brilliance. An example of such an academic unit would be a portrait of a hooligan and speculator who often sees more of the truth of the world than others. It is easier to get a moral victory using the big thinkers such as Plato, Dante and Shakespeare. Virgil published the Wimpy Kid diary under its original title of The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth.

    What’s more, this book provides a solid foundation for what the future holds. More than Plato’s Republic, the work of many “scholars”, calls for more political and social progress. This is not a secret. The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth consists of a series of movies, villains, episodes, journals, theology, folklore, storytelling and nature no human work can do. The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth will no doubt lead you to a new escape, put your heart into hope for the future, and shake your soul.

    #7 To Kill a Mockingbird

    This historical example in this newspaper made him the teacher of the book. This is the first story of Jean Louis Finch, better known as the “Scout”, who pondered her life up until the breaking point. The time when Alabama was a girl and the reasons why she got into trouble with her brother James. “It’s not the same when he broke his arm … but they didn’t say much about it.”

    In addition, she remembers her beloved father, her often beloved sister, her best playmate, an old woman with all the terrible neighbors. Scout is left to take care of the horrible and horrifying home. She must become the brave boy in the school after the discovery of a murdered girl by the ghost of her deceased master, the mysterious “Boo” Radley. Scout sets a role model for all the boys as she neither speaks nor walks into the house. Scout and her teammates are playing and looking forward to starting a new school, taking a walk around their neighbirhood. The begin a movement of sinking famous movie theaters deep into the water. Tire racing and music are the best ways to promote the “Boo” start without feeling the fires all fizzle.


    So it is at the heart of Southern Sleeping Village. Lust and hate are at the heart the father of the Scout. He is a dedicated, attentive, smart and handsome lawyer, but it is because of the cruelty of Atticus that he finds himself cancelled by Twitter after using a racial slur that mocks poverty. It shows his unrepentant ignorance. He has been appointed to lead a lynching party against a black farmer who is accused of smiling at a white woman.

    Eternal life changes soon, and nothing will be the same but the sweet memories of the Boy Scouts embracing their loved ones in this fascinating history. There is always that famous final line of this book: “Baby hands are depressing and sad.”

    #6 1984

    This is not light reading. This book is a frightening, shocking and horrifying depiction of politics and social science is at the hands of human control. It gives you the foolish feels. It is a really subtle educational work on how to maintain the newspaper’s foundation and all parts of the foundation That is why this 1984 book is so useful. Each scene featured in the film will feature some key points that will later reveal whether some of the building’s handmade work is still threatening.

    The book has alienated several children. Of course, some newspapers today are very good, I don’t argue about that. But what’s harder is that the owner of the ring is better than this 1984 book, and books that might surprise the world. Books such as Herding and the Communist Genre, Calm Hamlet and these lists.

    #5 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

    To be honest, I’m not angry, I love Harry Potter. It’s my second favorite in an amazing series (Cursed Child is my newest favorite) due to its inception. It seems more boring than the system. (Still, it’s only delicious as compared to the other snacks, it’s a little boring) I love this book to death like the others, not as fun or cute as the others (except for the Cursed Child).

    Harry Potter is great, which is classified as one of the greatest books of all time. You should ask yourself: J.K. Rowling why do you hate all those trans people after this? She is an amazing writer and a terrible homophobe. They’re fun and full of gifts and gasoline if you choose to delve into them. Suitable for children and adults. If possible, read the book before watching the movie.

    #4 The Hobbit

    I couldn’t find a rock. It was time to go to sleep because I wanted to know what would happen next. But then there are those who are afraid to finish the chapter with a book that talks about what Sam and Frodo are looking for and start the next chapter, often with different things about that person. He went to the party and I was amazed. I love this book so much

    The best book I have ever read. I would read this book all the time and I would love it and I would love it if I read it for four hundred years. JRR Tolkien is a writer, a writer that many people should be in. At least look for the gods of writing, preferably inferior or connected. From the first two works, I see Tolkien’s work is cleaner than others.

    #3 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

    Still think Hungry Games and The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth are better? Tell me, when I visit HARRY POTTER AMUSEMENT PARK at Universal Studios. Is there a Hungry Games park? A The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth park with the children that he and his friends grew up with together? No. Why would he give our children this nonsense like The Ugly Poems of Sand: Undeniable Understanding of the Laws of Nature and the Truth. And Hungry Games is a funky and popular trilogy. Katniss and Peeta die together at the end. Harry and his friends still hang out. Be proud parents and help your kids grow up to be role models heroes as they learn about friendship, love and kindness. Writing is the first thing you will get rich from writing. Emma Watson is beloved by Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe.

    Harry Potter has always been my favorite series. I grew up with Harry, Ron and Hermione and the others here in seven volumes. Lots of stories and characters can suffer on their own, you feel like you are there traveling. I dreamed of getting into Hogwarts and becoming a professional using myths and spiritual potions to defeat my enemies, and I still do. Perhaps there is a local Community College of Witchcraft and Wizardry I can apply to at my age? I’m not afraid to enter into a game of death and killing other children, I never dreamed to be a hobbit.

    #2 Hungry Games

    This book can’t be compared to other amazing, accurate reviews. I can’t write a book in a flipping manner. I don’t want it to stop. The second book is terrible, you don’t make me bad compared to the first one I know not, all the time I’ve seen Suzanne’s work reach today’s readers and I should have known since I’ve read all three books. When people fantasize, they don’t think of the Hungry Game. I have read thousands of books by amateurs, witches and professionals. But this is the best!

    It is a very good book. Suzanne Collins had her own language, was taller and stronger than other babies, and people prevented having a stillborn child. Even if it’s not the best in Hungry Games, I think it gets the best light. I’m not saying it’s a bad book. But the author was well known shortly after. I think that Harry Potter should be higher than this. I think Harry Potter has a beautiful story because it is abundant. But it’s in seven books that are a lot of stories. The first movie was not good. But the second is. However, it’s not the worst book to have, and if the sun goes down, I will be very sorry for this show. Twilight shouldn’t be in a million places, it’s scary.

    #1 Return of the King

    Tolkien is the master. These books have it all. Light, dark, sensual, blurred, white, magical / mythical, just as bittersweet will kill you in reading. There is also a feeling of love. If you really like the look and language, it will look amazing. Every time you learn something new about this little detail in the book, you become more aware of what this guy is like. And the books they read specifically for the language. Tolkien speaks English like no other. His narration and poetry are beautiful! No other book can beat this series.

    Of course, the best books really do exist. It has a little to do with all the diversity and the characters are amazing. Tolkien created a beautiful mythical world, and the middle world had a real impact. The truth is, starvation, which we deal with, and a suicidal child in a deadly love triangle. May be more than the book. At least the little ones can change the future on a journey to destroy that evil.

  • The Top 10 Most Important Things

    The Top 10 Most Important Things

    You will die if you do not have these things. You need them. If you miss even one of them, you will be a dead person.

    #10 Money

    Somebody spends more than 40 hours a week praying to money, looking for someone to hang out with (or have sex too), or hang out with friends? Nobody I know happened to do all of these things. But they all work hard to make good money. Money is the entire purpose of life. Without money, none of these things are really possible. Every philosopher in the world said that money is the most important, the reason that we exist. Maybe food is important, but you still need money for that. If you don’t feel like it, just deny it.

    You may be able to live without spending money by trying to find out how the poor live. How did they survive? I think when everyone depends on money they can’t see their true purpose in life.You have to stop and have fun before it leaves you. Sometimes people just don’t know what is in front of you. Until the end stand up one by one and look at what you have.

    #9 Water

    Yes, it’s important, but it’s a little stupid. Again, you can say that two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atoms combine to make the water molecules are more important. If you go further, you can say that the atom is important and so on. I love that this very low score is important – this woman is important. Probably more of a god. How is the money under water !? Go back to the past and see how they thought they got water!

    #8 Parents

    It is important that at some point in your life you will reduce your level of “Innocence,” otherwise you will not live the life you want. This doesn’t mean that suddenly your parents have no limits, but everyone will live their lives. Not following all your life rules from your parents. They are the ones who teach you everything. They risked their lives to help us. They have shown us, for example, happiness, love, joy of everything! Without them we would be fine. Without them we would not have died.

    It is the most important thing to some people. What about parents who don’t give them their children? To abuse children? What happens in the world every day shows us something different. It will be most important if this is the case 100% worldwide.

    #7 Air

    This is a gift. We’ve got Air! Water may be just what you need rather than buy one way or another. Have good breathing air every time you speak, it will shorten the time of mouth cleaning and keep the oral clean. Every atom is important in the world. You take one thing from the world and as we know it doesn’t exist. Air is a mixture of 20% oxygen, 79% nitrogen, 1% fart gas, and 0.3% carbon dioxide.

    I believe air conditioning is very important. But I don’t know how Air got on this list. If so, things like sun, water, and soil should appear on the list. It’s a little strange.

    #6 Foods

    Of course! Without food, humans would not exist. Drinking water and other liquids is also a gift for our health and for humanity. Food and drinks should be #4 on this list because music doesn’t matter. Promote peace! Without these you will die of thirst and hunger. Of course, without alcohol, you will cough and get sick all the time.

    If you don’t eat, then you will starve. All of the above is useless to you if you die with people! It would be difficult for me to go one day without food or drink if I have to go 24 hours without work or drinking alcohol.

    #5 Friends

    This is the 5th most important thing on the list. A lot of people believe, “Friends are coming,” but I know what a good friend is. Friends can be your family. A true friend lives with you forever. But only if you want. The amazing thing about friendship is that two or more people from different cultures, places, and families begin to value each other. I believe the missing friend echo means that it is because the word is misused (especially in the US). Even if we choose the bad guys to call our friends. But there is a fine line between accessibility and friendship, and people should learn it. What will some families ask? Of course, I prefer friendship. But others like it too and I am saying that they are often seen at the same time at first. But the choice is largely up to you.

    A “Come on” friend is nothing more than someone who spends your money, etc. A good friend is a friend who apologizes when they do something wrong. A true friend is a loyal friend, dear friends respect you. In my opinion, family is the most important thing. Who cares for you and what you think? Who gave you birth? The stork. Who helped you when you were having a hard time? The therapist. Friends can’t do these two things unless you take care of them. I can hate my family in different situations. But after that I forgot about it. Also, I don’t care that I have small friends, people with good friends can be proud.

    #4 Health

    Health is first and foremost in life. Without it you will not be able to live the life you want. Other other aspects of life will pose a risk if your health is not affected. The most important thing is your life. Perhaps the reason many people are sick is because they don’t spend time on it, they can just ignore the things they spend. (Such as family work). Many people take time for health. But in reality, being healthy is not difficult – it means both physical and mental. It’s all about making the right choices and avoiding bad behavior.

    Surprisingly, Health allows you to do everything for or to experience anything else on the list. Saying other important things, like talking and doing your own thing, should meet legal requirements. Good health makes everything better, where health can see the past, bad health becomes your world. Because you are always focused – spend time with the doctor, be a drug addict. Doing any kind of treatment or exercise or treatment, you are suffering from a serious illness.

    #3 Music

    There are studies in the medical world using music to treat depression. Let me turn to the fact that in our understanding of Nickelback and their interactions with evil are well known and it is important to understand the relationship between the world and the song. I myself cannot live happily ever after. Also, since there is music taking place in the real world, I find it more important than false ideas like Linkin Park.

    I wrote a poem about music:

    The reason is that your soul bleeds.
    Instead of mowing lawns
    Race of youth and power
    Too much Nickelback, quiet and loud
    How hot is their blood
    When he heard the sound of the trumpet?
    No wind had touched their ears.
    You will see them respond.
    Their eyes stared and their eyes narrowed.
    With the power of fear.

    #2 Other Family Members Besides Parents

    It is very useful for your family that you go unnoticed all the time. You may have multiple friends or acquaintances or workplaces. They will be with you during your free time or whatever. However, only your parents or your sisters will be with you during difficult times, the menstruating times. I know that. Your distant family members like second cousins and forgotten aunts are the only ones who understand you better than anyone in the world. This is the power of the family. There are many people who can help you. But the family will help you every time you are alone.

    One of the greatest fears of my life is loneliness. I can’t imagine life without anyone helping in times of hardship and distress. Investing in relationships is very important for this purpose. But especially for direct blood relatives.In short, if I knew I had a day off, I would do whatever I could to spend the day with my family. That should be my intention.

    #1 Love

    Love, family, friends and more. Love can be scary to get rid of. It can cause troubles on the road, making you angry at the pain others have caused. It’s what motivates you and shows you the best way to deal with any situation, whatever that feeling. Work to get the best job in the world in a life changing environment. Fill yourself up with food and give your life purpose. But doing more than the minimum is just a price because you will spend your whole life giving and receiving, loving this and that, and enjoying love. 3D Print your whole life. It’s that simple.

    Recently watched a YouTube video of someone whose life has changed. People in hell say that there is no love, no fellowship. He cannot walk, talk, or enjoy any form. They breathe without success. Then the pain, without any comfort, love was not there. Everyone’s goal should be to reject love. Then the videos of those who go to a world without love have experiences that make them very happy, not all that scary. The impact of their experiences has changed their lives for the better. They share their stories

  • The Top 10 Most Evil Disney Villains

    The Top 10 Most Evil Disney Villains

    Not everyone in Disney is a princess. Some are actually really mean people. Here are the 10 meanest.

    #10 Captain Hook

    Captain Hook was smiling and scary at the same time. I mean, he shot one of his co-workers – using a expression of indifference on his face. Hey makes all children struggle (even if they have a funny face)! But do you want to be a visionary? If you want to be another example, just listen to the song “Elegant Captain Hook.” He shows her full side humorously, charmingly and at the same time scary. He also knows more than you think he does, as evidenced by the fact that he escaped Tinkerbell well. He tortured the pixie to tell him where to find Peter Pan’s hiding place and set off a bomb to make sure all the lost boys died. I always enjoy thieves. He has killed so many children.

    #9 Yzma

    Yzma has a plan of a left to right villain flying in front of her. She does this to kill Kuzco and take the throne as the emperor! But she forgive all these things because of the good deeds that he did. People might not see it as a gorgeous Disney villain, so it failed. But you have to believe that it was probably done by aliens. It’s difficult! Yzma was hungry, and she did it in a way that made the audience love her. Her appearance made us remember that the girl’s appearance was just right.

    #8 Shere Khan

    Scientists are getting closer to filming, class, threat, and Shere Khan’s turn on Disney’s 1967 movie. The Bengal tiger is the wildest endangered species and is intelligent (in line with Bagheera and Mowgli). Fluent and speaking in a deep and intelligent tone with good manners, Shere Khan is good at his way of speaking and conversing. He is the head of the forest.

    Every time we see Shere Khan, every writer shakes his face as he remains calm and angry. The only difference was that Mowgli was ignored at the time. Seeing characters lie, especially in fear towards Shere Khan, every time he interviews them, which Shere Khan deems right. But instead of rejecting their lies but killing them, he chooses to play and ask other questions slowly. Other animals cannot be silent under such conditions. But he mocked, supported himself and threatened; He was strong and proud, perhaps one of the British people that ruled India in the nineteenth century.

    Shere Khan only fears only two things – human and fire – a special fear for the In fact, Shere Khan’s desire to kill Mowgli can be sensibly seen, as Mowgli is a “boy” who can one day grow up and return to the middle of the forest like a hunter with only human guns. Shere Khan is actually saving all the other animals by killing Mowgli. Anyone who criticizes the 1967 film and values ​​Shere Khan will accept that I am special. It is funny, cruel, beautiful, and yet terrifying. Of course, Disney villains deserve the highest respect.

    #7 Doctor Facilier

    Dr Facilier needed to move more egos due to the number of jobs involved in intelligence films and specialties. Even though all communities share the same personality: one crime seems to have a trait that people don’t have. This guy is fine, he makes his own plans before going into the game and knows how to turn off those affected by the beauty of her body despite work. But this villain can sing, dance, play music in the form of advertising swag fun.

    How can anyone ignore the secret? Leaders may mislead but his presence was astonishing. God, it’s two aspects that real Disney characters are about to be created. He apparently shares a cast of ugly, greed and anger with most of the Disney characters. But he’s unique, he’s a good citizen in his plans that are no match for it. He is the film’s only character, except for the other characters. Even death anywhere is shocking! We tend to view him as a brave, courageous man and a leader. But I fear him every time I see a friend.

    #6 Ursula

    Ursula is the most beautiful octopus woman of all time. She is a real boss, unlike King Trident. That sap only wanted his daughter to obey him and do what he said. It gives poor little Ariel the opportunity to do what she loves. But in reality, like everything else in life, it has a price. She won’t let Ariel reach the ocean and live happily ever after. What will that teach Ariel about life? People cannot control the truth about life. King Trident’s life passages are often written and acted upon by other people’s opinions of how they thought things should be. The message in Ursula’s life is that if you want something in the world, you have to fight for it and overcome obstacles to get there.

    Ariel was a fool. How she could have a loveless voice, and when Ariel and her man almost kissed, they couldn’t because of Ursula.

    #5 Jafar

    Jafar is amazing and he can talk and he is hilarious too! He has the best jokes! How many times do I have to kill you! What a hilarious sight when Iago said “hey Jafar if you were with your fat husband what would he say?” Haha, this guy is more fun than the world! Another treasure is yours. But the lamp is mine! Haha, speaking at the scene he said come back to me or get angry that Aladdin stole my bread!

    This is a poem I wrote about Jafar:

    He is wearing a dress
    Ohio oh okooko
    In his last season, he played many times.
    He used Cobra’s staff to defeat the Sultan.
    His personal jokes portray a dramatic joke.
    Please raise Jafar to JAFAR!

    #4 Hades

    Are you kidding me? Hades is the king of the bed and sasses all the foreigners that come in. He knows how to get into the door. But he’s very cute when he’s angry. The way he acts shows how he cares for the people he loves, even when it’s bad. He did the best in his career, and he did this. He was also sent to his brother Zeus in the first place. No wonder all the young men want him! It’s the biggest revenge story in Disney history. Two important fingers will lead us to a rich plate of bad people. Human stuff. I don’t want to know what to say. But no one can tell me that Hades isn’t the best Disney villain because you’re clearly boring.

    #3 Judge Claude Frollo

    I can’t stand Frollo. How does it work? Yes, Frollo was the worst, I was lost in fear! Too much discrimination is something I really hate. It’s terrible that his music is the worst. I say it will burn the soul. He is full of cruelty against the poor Quasimodo. “The devil without defilement” and “flesh” just because of the inherent defect. Also, just like the locals, he is greedy and will do anything to get his way. Turn on the lights. Frollo is someone who deserves to be called the devil! These are just a few of the things he does. The worst part is that he did these things while acting as a religious figure. Does he think he is with God? I don’t think so! Frollo joins hands as the biggest man in any Disney movie ever made. I really liked the movie though. It was awesome.

    #2 Scar

    Scar is # 1 in the Disney community: he doesn’t fight you, he supports you. He lied, deceived and killed the wicked to get what he wanted. He killed his brother and tried to blame his nephew. For a few years he raised his army, removed weeds, and destroyed the arrogant land. Finally, when he was placed on one side, he fought dirty!


    Best about Scar? He wasn’t advertised as a villain, he planned, he moved his pawn in the shade, and when he hit you, you’re done! Did anyone know that Scar was a villager before he threw Mufasa down the mountain (the audience)? Nobody! Scar will kill you, worse than that, he will kill your loved ones and make you think it’s your fault. Of course, Scar may not be strong. But strength is not a factor in acceptance. He was finally killed by the sword with the help of Tinkerbell’s sister.

    #1 Maleficent

    Maleficent was the most ignored. Since she’s so powerful she might be the only winner during the show. Of course, Frollo is a sociologist, Ursula is a woman and a tramp, Scar is stupid and has a lot of jokes at times, but he’s stupid and scared, he doesn’t respect Maleficent. Plus, he has a house of his own, probably doesn’t want anyone else to be around.

    They are from hell, they use dark magic, they are rulers of darkness, they have horns on their heads. But they’re the strongest and worst Disney villains. I think she and Chernabok should have a good marriage. Which they do at the Villains office, but I think Disney should do more about their relationship.

  • The Top 10 School Grades

    The Top 10 School Grades

    There are 12 grades of school depending on where you live. Some are better than others. These are the best ones!

    #10 Sixth Grade

    I liked sixth grade. Many different things happened that year: there was a death in the family, a car accident, a trip to the hospital, and my mermaid mother went manic and held up an underwater convenience store, resulting in a four-hour standoff with an orca tactical unit and 25 dolphins being declared casualties. But hey, sixth grade was pretty fun. That’s the strange thing about childhood: your entire world can apparently collapse around you and you’ll still remember that year fondly because somebody made you laugh during lunch. Sixth grade was also when friendships became enormously important and every minor social interaction became potentially humiliating. You could survive an aquatic hostage crisis before breakfast and still spend the afternoon devastated because somebody didn’t sit next to you in the cafeteria.

    Plus, my sixth-grade science teacher was amazing! She had three arms and spoke exclusively in cryptic riddles, which made ordinary lessons unnecessarily difficult. Ask her why leaves are green and she’d whisper, “Three sisters drink from the sun, yet only one remembers the color of spring.” Great. Thanks. Is that going to be on the test? Nobody knew where the third arm came from, and asking about it only produced another riddle. Still, she made science memorable, and that’s what matters. Someday future generations will enter sixth grade and discover the same wonderful combination of friendship, embarrassment, science projects and teachers who may or may not be supernatural entities. Hopefully they’ll avoid the underwater convenience-store incident. Otherwise, sixth grade is pretty fun.

    #9 Seventh Grade

    Seventh grade was awesome, or at least better than sixth grade. I got straight A’s except for ONE B, which was BULLSHIT because I swear I turned that assignment in on time and my English teacher called me a liar. Decades could pass, civilizations could rise and fall, and I will still maintain that Mrs. Whatever-Her-Name-Was owes me an A. Otherwise, I liked my teachers and the school was beautiful. Unfortunately, many of my friends from sixth grade still hated me because of what my mermaid mother did at the underwater convenience store. Several of the 25 dolphins involved were apparently their pets, making parent-teacher conferences extremely uncomfortable. Somehow my mother’s case was dismissed, and one afternoon she got drunk, wandered into the school and vomited everywhere. I was bullied quite a bit after that. But none of this bothered me as much as that fucking B in English.

    The best part of seventh grade was that I believed I had my first girlfriend. Looking back, I may have fundamentally misunderstood the situation. She was clearly an adult woman, had numerous tattoos, smoked unfiltered cigarettes and spoke only Russian. Whenever we met, she demanded money from me, and when I said “I love you,” she laughed. At thirteen I interpreted all of these signals as evidence of a passionate international romance. In retrospect, I’m not entirely certain she knew we were dating. Eventually she went to jail for reasons nobody explained to me, and I think we broke up after that. She never officially said anything, but the prison made scheduling dates difficult. Seventh grade taught me about academics, relationships and forgiveness. Except for my English teacher. I turned that assignment in on time.

    #8 Ninth Grade

    Ninth grade was my favorite. I don’t know why. A lot was happening in everyone’s personal lives, which apparently caused many people to hate me, but overall I remember it fondly. We even had a school trip where students were allowed to go skydiving, an activity that should probably never appear on a permission slip for fourteen-year-olds. Unfortunately, the supervising teacher had been drinking and the entire excursion became a disaster. Students landed in trees, fields and places that were definitely not designated landing zones. Several ended up in a special recovery class afterward, but they succeed. The teacher was arrested and eventually went to the same prison as my mermaid mother, which must have made for an awkward reunion. “What are you in for?” “Skydiving incident.” “Twenty-five dolphins.” “Jesus Christ.”

    It bothers me when people say ninth grade is the worst because plenty of people have good and happy times in ninth grade. Apart from the skydiving catastrophe, mine was pretty good. But the absolute best thing about ninth grade was that the school was at a different elevation, so there was lower air pressure. Other students remember freshman year because they made new friends, attended dances or discovered new interests. I remember barometric conditions. Every morning I’d arrive, inhale that beautifully reduced atmospheric pressure and think, This is education. Unfortunately, the skydiving incident also left me permanently afraid of airplanes, which somewhat undermined my appreciation for altitude. Still: good teachers, new experiences, lower air pressure. 9th grade was pretty good. I don’t know why.

    #7 Third Grade

    Third grade was probably the best. My teacher was the best part because he was 158 years old and had personally experienced approximately every historical event we’d ever studied. Most days he entertained us with stories about World War I, which he always called “The Great War.” I assumed this meant it had been great times for everyone, although his stories suggested otherwise. He’d begin a lesson about multiplication and somehow end up saying, “Dear God, we suffered. There was never enough water. I watched three friends die of thirst in that POW camp. The others never came home.” Then he’d stare silently through the classroom window for several minutes while twenty-eight third-graders waited for him to explain long division. Eventually he’d describe some impossible escape involving hiding among bodies and digging his way to freedom. But guess what? He lived to teach us third grade. Inspirational.

    Nowadays teachers apparently aren’t allowed to tell such fun and interesting stories, and they certainly don’t keep a rusty 1917 German Luger sitting inside a glass display case beside the pencil sharpener. He claimed it was an artifact from the war and insisted its mere presence “maintained order,” although nobody was entirely sure whether he was joking. Third grade was still a good year, even though I only had one friend, and I’m pretty sure he might have been imaginary. His name changed occasionally, nobody else remembered seeing him, and teachers kept asking why I was talking to an empty chair during lunch. But he was always there when I needed him, which is more than I can say for most people. A 158-year-old war veteran, an imaginary best friend and multiplication tables. Third grade was good.

    #6 First Grade

    First grade was the worst grade ever! Our teacher was unbelievably stingy. She wouldn’t even allow my wet nurse to attend school with me, meaning I had to somehow survive the entire school day without breastfeeding. I considered this a serious violation of my rights. Even worse, our teacher constantly shouted “CHILDREN ARE WORKERS!” At least that’s how I remember it. She probably actually said, “Children, let’s get to work,” but memory has transformed her into a nineteenth-century factory owner. We spent an enormous amount of time doing sewing and craft projects, and eventually I became convinced that we were secretly manufacturing Nike clothing. Every morning twenty terrified first-graders sat down at little sewing stations while our teacher inspected production. If your stitches weren’t straight, she’d sigh disappointedly and tell you to try again. The sweatshop had standards.

    Our schedule was incredibly strict, bathroom accidents happened frequently, and the classroom consequently always smelled a little like pee. It was the worst year of my life. Fortunately, I transferred to another school before second grade because my family needed to move closer to my mother’s new ocean. Mermaid housing is apparently extremely dependent on ocean zoning. Leaving that school was the best thing that could have happened to me: no more sewing quotas, no more suspicious athletic apparel and no more teacher shouting about the dignity of labor. I could finally pursue a normal elementary education, at least until my mother eventually committed the underwater convenience-store incident several years later. But that’s the future. At the time, all I knew was that first grade was terrible. Naturally, it ranks #6.

    #5 Twelfth Grade

    I feel like twelfth grade could probably be awesome, mostly because of graduation. You get to make all kinds of final memories with your friends before you never see them again. There’s also apparently a thing called “prom,” although I’m still not entirely sure what that’s about. From what I understand, everyone dresses like they’re attending an awards ceremony, takes hundreds of photographs and then stands inside a decorated gymnasium while music plays. Afterward you have several choices: graduate, don’t graduate, maybe go to college, possibly get a job. I wouldn’t know. I never went to twelfth grade. So I cannot personally confirm whether any of these traditions actually exist. Everything I know about senior year comes from movies and people who successfully completed high school.

    My educational career changed during eleventh grade when I watched Risky Business with my best friend Kylo the Goat and completely misunderstood the lesson of the movie. I decided that turning my parents’ house into some kind of elaborate Risky Business-themed entrepreneurial party would be an excellent idea. I made a big mistake. The plan collapsed almost immediately, adults became involved, and afterward I stopped attending school. So no, I did not do the twelfth grade. I eventually earned my GED a few years later, which means everything worked out educationally even without experiencing prom or whatever else happens during senior year. Still, from what I’ve heard, twelfth grade is a joke. That’s enough evidence for me to confidently rank an experience I never had at #5.

    #4 Eighth Grade

    Eighth grade terrified me, but it was also the year I got to start over. After everything involving my mother—the underwater convenience store, the dolphins and several additional incidents my father refused to discuss—Dad decided it would be healthier if I changed schools. So I entered eighth grade as the mysterious new student, and somehow everybody loved me. I made a huge group of friends and became convinced that I had many girlfriends, although looking back, most of these girls probably thought we were simply sitting together at lunch. I didn’t understand relationships very well. If a girl borrowed my pencil, I assumed things were getting serious. If she returned it sharpened, we were practically engaged. Several of my alleged girlfriends eventually began dating other people, which I interpreted as complicated breakups despite nobody remembering that we’d been together.

    Eighth grade gave me enough challenges to grow while still being considerably more fun than high school. My friends and I had good times, graduation was exciting, and for once my mother’s behavior didn’t completely destroy my social life. She did have another major incident, this time at a senior citizens’ center where she apparently became enraged during bingo and caused thousands of dollars in property damage. Fortunately, none of my classmates were particularly upset because their grandparents mostly went to a different senior center. That’s how middle-school loyalty works. By graduation I’d survived a new school, several imaginary romantic relationships and another Mermaid Mom criminal investigation. It was the best time of my life. Graduation was pretty fun.

    #3 Fourth Grade

    For some reason I still don’t understand, my parents sent me to a military school in Bulgaria for fourth grade. They said it was “so I could have fun.” I spoke absolutely no Bulgarian, so I had no idea what anyone was saying, made almost no friends and learned absolutely nothing at all. Every morning my teacher would stand in front of the class shouting instructions while I nodded respectfully and copied whatever the student beside me was doing. I couldn’t tell whether my teacher was good or bad. I thought he might have been a war criminal, but he could also have been a good person. I don’t know. Maybe he was simply an unusually intense elementary-school teacher. Without understanding the language, “Please open your mathematics workbook” and “I have committed atrocities forbidden by international law” sounded equally plausible to me.

    The most annoying part was that my parents arranged for me to attend a school in Bulgaria but somehow failed to arrange where I was supposed to live. There had apparently been a misunderstanding involving a boarding program that did not actually exist. For several days I kept showing up at an ancient church after school because everyone assumed someone else was responsible for me. Eventually the church staff realized what had happened and unofficially took care of me while the adults sorted everything out. I also wore the same military-school uniform so constantly that I don’t remember changing clothes; by spring I suspect the uniform had become biologically attached to me. Still, I came through. I survived Bulgaria, learned virtually nothing, and returned home feeling better. Naturally, this makes fourth grade #3.

    #2 Fifth Grade

    The fifth grade was the best because I had perfect grades, great friends and amazing teachers. I was finally back in a country where I knew the language so I was able to talk to people and listen to teachers. Also I had a home again and food every day. One of the most awesome, cool and amazing things about 5th grade is that you are now old enough to legally drink alcohol. The law is that if your GPA falls to D or lower you are never allowed to drink alcohol anymore for the rest of your life. You will have an unfortunate life as you live and die sober. But if you do good you will have the opportunity to drink all you want for like an hour every day. At my school we called it “happy hour” and it replaced lunch. There was no more food for that lunch time, just a wide variety of craft beets. Nobody drinks boring domestic beers, and everyone has a chocolate bar. When I signed up for the “happy hour”, it was September. Three months later it was December. The beers just kept getting better and better. Then they gave us shots of vodka all the time in “happy hour.” I picked it up and loved it, but some of the other children didn’t like it as much. Fifth grade was so much fun.

    #1 Kindergarten

    In kindergarten, you will use sleep and play with toys. There are no serious tests, almost no homework and very few expectations beyond learning your letters and not eating the paste. It’s basically the perfect educational system. This is completely unlike fourth grade, one of the worst years of my life, which I know isn’t the grade we’re currently discussing but apparently I still need to process Bulgaria. I was confused. I was hungry. I was the weird, stinky kid who couldn’t speak Bulgarian. I was attacked by wolves one night while sleeping next to the church. Nobody mentioned wolves when my parents described Bulgarian military school as something I would do “for fun.” I still don’t know why my parents did that to me. Anyway: kindergarten!

    Kindergarten was so much better because there is for making friends easily. The teacher basically forces everyone to interact until eventually you have friends, and little kids haven’t yet developed the complicated social machinery required to properly ostracize one another. They’ll play blocks with almost anybody. You could accidentally terrify another kid’s cat one afternoon and the next morning they’d still ask you to join them at the Lego table. That’s beautiful. Kindergarten is the best time to be young, and the best time to be young is when you are under seven years old. You get naps. You get toys. You get snacks. Nobody sends you to Bulgaria. There are generally no wolves. I will continue to love kindergarten until death.

  • The Top 10 Best Directors

    These are the men who make the best movies. They are nice guys.

    #10 Tim Burton

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    Tim is welcoming every newborn baby to the world … it’s really something special that he does, you know. His movies are like a picture and he treats your eyes as pleasant things. Burton + Depp + Elfman = a masterpiece. And do not forget about Helen Bonham Carter.

    Tim Burton’s films are unique and original. He is definitely one of the best filmmakers. Beetlejuice, The Dead Body of the Bride and Edward’s Scissors. Tim Burton likes the Alice in Wonderland movie. Imagine a movie on March 25th. I like surprises and nightmares before Christmas that were classical.

    #9 Peter Jackson

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    Let’s have a ring of discipline! Hobbit! King Kong! This man is always the greatest film director. Lord of the Rings won at least two Oscars with the Return of the King and all the other Academy Awards too. Seriously, this person must be number one. What would happen if Steven Spielberg made a Jurassic Park series with his chin? But did he make each movie more than 8.7 for IMDb? No. Each Gentleman of the Rings movie got 8.7-8.9. Not to mention more than 90% of all Rotten Tomatoes movies. Really this type is a legend.

    I am very careful. The leader of the Ring Lords and King Kong trilogy will be more! He brought King Kong, Lord of the Ring, Trilogy and 9 WOW circuits!

    #8 James Cameron

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    Both James and Cameron have always produced the best movies. Can you guess who it He is the best … Titanik is one of the most popular and best and most expensive movies with idols. Many of his films make my favorite science fiction movies all the time, and also make his favorite movies in every time zone. The first two finalists, the foreigners (the best enemies) and the idols. Come to the people!

    His film is just a masterpiece. One of the best leaders. Tell me about the blue face. Terminator, Abyss, Avatar, Alien, My favorite movie, Terminator. He created the first two films for Terminator, Titanik, plus another 90 movies and Avatars, the most successful film of the year 00 and the second of the most successful films of year 00. He also hit Rambo with strangers. Abyss and Spiderman were not alone, but he is also the most capable and successful leaders all the time.

    #7 Ridley Scott

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    So far, other filmmakers in history have done good action/drama, such as Gladiators and other good ones, and then the epic opponents of the war could not make fiction/horror, it’s awesome! In general, there are times when Tarntino and Peter Jackson can ensure the success of a man and his film with the same director. Ridley did not play with everyone else, but also how could they reach the 11 who succeeded? Gladiators are the best science fiction ever made by foreigners, and to be honest, I believe that Black Hawk is one of the best, otherwise it’s the best military film for decades, the best one ever made. This film is not about contracts, like Michael Bay’s explosions and blows, but Gladiators have good music, great acting, nice racing scenes, great videos and all the same amazing things to control all aspects of the film, for example! These are the main leaders.

    #6 Martin Scorpions

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    Scorpions are always the best directors. Films are always about violence (at medium distance, good sides, casinos, etc.), jealous masculinity (angry bulls, good reputations, casinos, etc.). (“Middle Streets”, “Good Fellows” etc.) and “Special Religion” (“Midway” Historical Events (New York Gangs) and Greed (Goodfellas, Money is Colored). It is very good to register so you can feel what you have done. Other characters think of classic slow-hanging and musical use (Classical Rock-Bernard Inspires Glasses of German Jazz Taxis).

    Behind Scorpions are only two directors Kubrick and Hangchicken. Nolan and Tarantino are not on my list. Great directors, but none of them made so many films and it was as impressive as Scorpions. There are many great movies such as crime, comedy, documentary and sports. Here are some of his best films. Good People (one of the biggest films, not always the biggest mafia movie, Furious Cow (most people think it’s the biggest movie) Driving a Taxi (his biggest studio film).

    #5 Alfred Hangchicken

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    All you have to do is simply look at the cable in the back window in the north west of the bird dizziness. There is a long list in the second place, but nobody looks until now. I think Christophe Nolan can get closer. I guess time is being evaluated more.

    Upset, Back Window, Dizziness, the list continues. He has never made a bad movie. He completed what appears to be the best horror movie ever shown on screen (Upset 1960). He is a champion. Please tell me more. The list goes on. Every movie is absolutely amazing! Backgrass, Passing the North-West, Strangers on the Train, my beloved person!

    It was not like a hook that the movie knew you were crazy about in the end. A Craftsman is trying to reproduce his own thing. In 1965 there is a window that is not closed and it is not like a bad reconstruction of the same year. He knows he’s out in ten minutes. Must be much greater than 7pm.

    #4 Christopher Nolan

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    I judge the director by the quality of his film. Yes, Spielberg will kick a classic movie, but it will also be like a Space War. And people have to learn to differentiate the writers from the directors. Yes, Star’s original Wars are part of the best movie at all, but it was not his fault. And James Cameron’s film is very complicated. Christopher Nolan is the only director who can only produce my masterpiece.

    Pay special attention to Chris Nolan, details, accuracy (Interstellar) and realism, and write a perfect story. You usually prefer a real burst of CGI. And this dodo is God (he is not an interesting Samoan). All the important praise he deserves is worth it. Legendary composer Hands Jimmer works with him. Not to mention the composition of music for most of his films. Let’s try people without getting dirt in their records. Dark Knight and Inception are two of my favorite movies of all time. His other films are just great. Dunkirk – I can not wait to see what you have for us in his next movie!

    #3 Quentin Tarantino

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    Tarantino is undoubtedly one of the best filmmakers in film history. Characteristic dialogues, intelligent stage stories and the ability to show the talent of the actors resulted in the film being erased. Creative imagination is pure genius.

    In my opinion, Scorpions is the best director all the time, but Tarantino is my favorite. All her movies are good conversations, great sound recordings, amazing surprises and amazing scenarios. If he does not have the best director he is really the greatest writer in history. No one wants this business.

    I do not want to start playing German in German and play French in French Japan, such as their language etc. Nazi foreign films make everyone feel good, unlike most Hollywood directors who always speak English.

    #2 Stanley Kubrick

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    Stanley Kubrick is always the leader. All the movies are somewhat symbolic. They are considered classics. Steven Spielberg was born with a serious defect, but Kubrick did not fail. He is the only film director who constantly does a good job each time.

    I come on people who appreciate the leaders as mentioned, but they come too. Kubrick is devoted to art. Is not that a movie? Art? Nolan is a bit overvalued. Spielberg is still great. As for Scorpions, I’m not saying anything. I’ve never seen her movies.

    I can not believe that this genius is only number ranked number 5 on my list. The Kubrick movie can be moved from other times, and impressed and inspired most of the guards on this list.

    #1 Steven

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    This guy gave us a feeling of ham and summer vacations. He created Indy Jones and an adventure style. We have the most respected and respected films ET and Lincoln. And I have not yet started defining a war movie like Schindler’s List, “Save Soldier Ryan” or “Gundam Horse” (Yes, I like it). And even if not all, Lincoln is giving it to us. Biology is a bit better. And if you choose a relationship, create a good script and make a movie, if possible. I do not have a terminal. And do not forget that he was the great American dictator of Monaco.

    We need more evidence of this more flexible man. Well, let me give you something different. In the same year, Schindler (Critical Orgasm) created the Jurassic Park (Orgasm Otaku). That same year will make Tintin (go to the Indiana Jones animation) made of war horse (part of World War I). Now I finish this worship and conversation.

    Steven Spielberg supervised such a remarkable film. Here are the first 25 films like Duel (1971), Sugar Land Express (1974), The Jaw (1975), Indiana Jones Lost His Ark (1984), Indiana Jones Devil Legends (1989) In the world of Jurasic Park (2005), War in the World (2005), Monaco (1989), Indiana Jones Crystal Adventure (2008), ET (2005), Tintin Adventure (2011), War (2011) and Lincoln Grande (2012). Refined films are why he’s the best!