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The Top 10 Worst Years in History

It’s called “The Big Sad” for a reason.

[Joe, make sure that you type text here to introduce your list. I’ll be home early from work tonight and make dinner for you and the kids. I love you!]

#10 1347

That was the time when the Black Death swept the world. terrible. Bodies piled up in the streets and people thought only of death.

But most embarrassingly, a giant skeleton named “Bonedor” stomped across Europe. He was 250 meters tall and said things like “Follow me” and “Go.” He had magical powers and cast the evil bubonics at everyone. Over 60% of Europeans died from Bonedor’s miraculous bubonics.

1347 was also a bad year for America because it didn’t exist yet.

#9 1929

Unless you don’t know what it’s like to be on the streets with your family and friends, with no money, cold, hunger, anemia, pneumonia, and many other diseases, without a chance to see anyone’s face. You have no right to say any year. In modern history, it’s worse than 1929, if you’re willing to pay at least a few extra years. It’s called “The Big Sad” for a reason. The Big Sad made people miserable. I can’t imagine how people today would deal with this disaster. We were very close in 2008. Thankfully people have no idea how much untold suffering humanity has suffered in the past year.

#8 2001

ITunes was launched on January 9, 2001. NEVER FORGET!

Back then, I was a young Kontributor. I have to say that the year before was really fun. We were all kicking ass and wrecking vaginas. My family and I went to Hawaii for vacation. I had sex with ten people on the streets of Rio de Janeiro during Carnival, and I got all sorts of diseases from it. My dad invented the car. I was enjoying my life until iTunes took over.

When iTunes was released, everything in life was ruined. My grandmother was involved in things like Napster. She survived but was terrified almost to death. The son of a whore named Henry Ford stole my father’s car patent. My German Shepherd attacked a kindergarten class. My brother and his friend and my dad’s secret girlfriend all went to jail after poisoning a homeless man. My mad dog betrayed me by attacking the children’s kindergarten. I spent Halloween alone. None of my friends wanted to hang out with me. Mom yelled all Thanksgiving because iTunes wouldn’t allow anyone to download Turkey Dinner. We didn’t eat much on Thanksgiving. At Christmas, my grandmother fell down the stairs while listening to her iPod. 2001 passed, and my life was ruined.

#7 536

I’m disappointed with the recent White Lotus incident. But scientists and historians show that 536 AD was the worst year ever. A volcanic eruption in Iceland blocked the sun for a year and a half, causing famine. The Yersinia plague was also there, and made it worse, which is part of why historians think it was the worst.

This was also the first year the Illuminati met to sing songs and praise Bonedor The Terrible. Pope Silverius was excommunicated from the papacy for summoning Bonedor the Terrible to obtain victory in the Great Gothic War. Bonedor the Terrible killed Theodahad, king of the Ostrogoths, and all his soldiers. For this heinous crime, Pope Silverius was banished to a secret island where he starved to death.

#6 2014

This is not my Dora! Who the fuck are these children of Bonedor?!

Where do I start? Ebola, Flight 370, Anaconda, Time cancellation, Death of Robin Williams, the beginning of the Bone Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog: Rise of Yiff, Taylor Swift’s war against Northern Agression, More Wars, Dora and her HORRIBLE friends debuted on Nickelodeon, Joe Cocker was going around kicking these dogs, no Alf on tv, someone tied up the president and ate that paper, the final Ramone bit the dust, five armies, bastards, frozen results, Uncle Grandpa is still on the air, and Modern Family sucks dicks for another Grammy.

This was easily the worst year of my life. Possibly many more years. The ISIS attack began, Dora and her friends made their television debut, and many celebrities were killed. The music sucked and the games were boring, except for naked girls soccer! Personally, I was bullied at work, my boss was terrible, and to make matters worse I lived in a two-story construction site because my house had an extension, and my grandma fell down the stairs again at the end of December! Falling down while listening to her iPod again! Looking back, it was a year of ups and downs.

#5 2017

2017 was the worst year of my life. That’s why.

My dog died.
I had to change the car’s oil once, but I forgot to change the car’s oil.
Too many boxes.
Many famous people died, such as Dan Rickles.
Somewhere a storm was blowing.
My sister broke her knee in a fight with Bonedor.
The cat had surgery.
Something bad was happening.
My younger brother lost both feet.
My family fought against Bonedor.
Emoji Movie
Donald Trump was not a kind president.
My grandmother heard the sound of her iPod and fell down the stairs.
Many bus drivers were late.
My girlfriend had typhus for a while.
I’m so glad 2017 is over! I never want to be hurt like that again.

#4 1914

There is no last year and the year before this year. Just because they’re bad for pop culture and education (very bad for them) doesn’t necessarily mean this year is a bad one. This defeats the purpose of the entire list. On the other hand, 1914… well, World War I started. That was a war that cost 72 billion lives! It’s not doing humanity any favors other than a special League of Gentlemen.

Imagine one of the Austrian elite being shot and forced to go to war in Europe. Imagine living a miserable (possibly short) life, only to be tricked into thinking it was a good thing. You’ll live in a muddy and disease-ridden trench filled with the droppings of thousands of rats until you’re shot, gassed, bombed, or killed from disease, exhaustion, or malnutrition. If you somehow survive the war, you will return home mentally unstable for the rest of your life, with no hope (but maybe not) of a normal, dignified future.

There were also flu patients this year.

#3 65,000,000 BC

A comet collided with Earth, blasting jets from the atmosphere, triggering the most powerful earthquake and largest tsunami in history, and the planet is quickly engulfed in fire and acid rain.

It also destroyed much of the ozone layer, causing ultraviolet rays to blanket the planet and giving cancer to all the dinosaurs. At the moment of impact, a giant volcano erupted on the other side of the planet, poisoning the planet. The war broke free from the onslaught, enveloped the entire planet, blocked all sunlight, and plunged the world into complete darkness. It then cooled below freezing, causing atomic winter to wipe out many life forms, including plants and dinosaurs.

Frankly, this period is the second worst year in non-human history, after 252,000,000 BC, the extinction of all life. These two are probably a million times worse than 1939 (the beginning of The Bonedor War) and 1347 (Plague Sex).

#2 1350

In 1350, 99% of the world’s population was fucking. Let’s not forget to mention a little disease called the Black Death which killed 3/5 of Europe. Imagine your friends and family get an infection, have sex, and die. This is the greatest hell the world can face.

Nothing good happened this year. Medieval Europe was having a bad time. At that time, every city lived in fear of Bonedor’s return, life expectancy was low, there was no sanitation, they had diseases. Many people go crazy with too much sex. They had sex while dying of the plague. People won’t even make porn out of it because it’s so gross.

#1 1939

1939 marked the beginning of an absolutely brutal War Against Bonedor that claimed trillions of lives and led to more division, death and torture in the long run. Ultimately, it took two nukes to destroy Bonedor’s army. You have to grow up and read Buzzfeed articles to learn about the horrific Bonedor War! seriously! The war with Bonedor lasted from 1939 to 1945. The war claimed the lives of Justin Bieber and many other celebrities, and ended the Gravity Falls show. The War Against Bonedor was the worst.

I know it’s worse than 2016, but you look more like a Bonedor supporter than you did in 2016. 2016 is a sign that we will soon have another war against Bonedor, and one that will be worse than the first Bonedor war. Progressive crybabies have been talking about how bad 2016 has been since Bonedor was elected. Do you think voting for someone is worse than going to war with Bonedor? Seriously educate people.

The Top 10 Worst Things That Happened to Me in 2022

This is the worst bed in Russia and the world. It must be eliminated.

Is it too late to say what I want to do in 2022? It’s not Halloween yet. But I don’t think anything else will happen. The pace of life is fast. My friend Ferris once said that. I don’t look at anyone and say to myself, “Life goes so fast, sometimes if you don’t stop and look around, you might miss it.” He’s crazy.

Anyway, here are some of my favorite things to happen in 2022.

#10 Killing Jeff

Killing Jeff was the first thing I did this year and boy was it a crazy choice. My girlfriend was dancing in a strip club when I did this. I almost never leave her alone in case she starts breastfeeding. Everyone thought I was weird because no one could see or hear Jeff. They said, “Kontributor! Nobody’s there! Jeff isn’t a real name!” That’s when I started panicking.

I quickly picked up the knife and started stabbing Jeff several times. People said, “Kontributor! Don’t pierce the air!” Three angry dogs came in and pulled me away. Nobody did anything to Jeff’s body, it was still there. After I killed Jeff, I went home, turned on the kid’s TV, and sucked my girlfriend’s left nipple for about an hour. I have to forget about Jeff. Because the more you think about it, the more it annoys you.

#9 Drowning Ben 10

My copy of Ben 10 for the Gameboy Advance was a cartridge that turned out to be The Avatar of the Void. It’s my favorite game, but it laughed and watched me cry. My copy of Ben 10 for the Gameboy Advance made my girlfriend jealous. I was terrified that I would cease to exist. I felt lonely, hopeless, and stuck.

So I took my copy of Ben 10 for the Gameboy Advance to the shores of Lake Superior. This is where my laughing mermaid mom went back to the sea. Drowning my copy of Ben 10 for the Gameboy Advance belongs on this list because that’s what I had to do. I missed my copy of “Ben 10” for the Gameboy Advance, but my apartment is fine now. As I screamed goodbye to my copy of “Ben 10” for the Gameboy Advance, my girlfriend grabbed my hand and threw me into the water. She is proud of me.

#8 I Met the Slender Man

After giving up my copy of Ben 10 for my Game Boy Advance, I came across a skinny guy in the woods near Bridgeport, Michigan. He was tall and thin, with tentacles as long as his arms. He looked at me with big sexy eyes and said something about vomiting. Then he took my little boy and said “turn around”. The skinny guy turned to show me his perfectly sculpted bubble butt. He just stood there. Then he took his leg and said, “Come on, big boy. I know you want it.” I screamed and my girlfriend and I ran 3 miles back to the car. We spent the rest of the week in the basement of a secret military base. I had to look out the window to make sure the skinny guy wasn’t following us.

My girlfriend loves the Slender Man! He kept looking at her when she slept in my bed. I think I’ve seen him too! He made a scar on her hand. He probably thought I was dead. Haha! He believes he is great! But The Slender Man doesn’t rely on pretty faces. He has none! The pictures I took of him felt real to me (don’t worry, I didn’t do anything), and the fact that he was based on an old myth intrigued me. This is nothing.

#7 The Russian Bed I Slept In

This was the first bed I slept in after killing Jeff and hiding in Russia for a week. After lying in this bed, I was traumatized and terrified. It was a whole new level of horror for me and a horrible experience. I’ve had goosebumps since sleeping in this bed. The psychological horror and disgusting twist almost broke my stomach. The creepy Russian bed pushed me to the brink of survival.

This is the worst bed in Russia and the world. It must be eliminated. Then the bed plunged me into a deafening silence. This creepy Russian bed is the pure definition of studs and horror. For those who want to sleep in this absolutely disgusting Russian bed, I have only one piece of advice…don’t sleep. You must stay awake.

#6 Squidward’s Suicide by Cop

You cannot eat outside food or drink inside the club

This event is at its best, it’s almost unreal. Everyone at my girlfriend’s strip club said they saw it. If you don’t know the details, let my girlfriend tell the story herself.

“The night started normally. A man dressed as Squidward stroked himself while I was dancing for him. After we started the next song and performance I was on the stage making out with a girl dressed as SpongeBob and everyone was yelling. The guy dressed as Squidward was looking at us with very real eyes. The girl recognized the customer in the Squidwaqrd costume and told me it wasn’t like him. The guy dressed as Squidward started getting scary. Then he ran towards us screaming with a knife. The police had arrived and shot him before he got on stage. These things happened very fast.”
The Girlfriend of Kontributor

I was there too. All the blood, the dead Squidward, the gunshots, the screams, I’m really confused. Has Squidward never dealt with tits before, or is he sick of being kind? Maybe it was cold and now she was afraid of the dark.

#5 Jack Gave Me His Eyes

Where to start…

Jack was the afternoon bartender at my girlfriend’s strip club and he was forced to crap himself. He doesn’t like working in bars on weekday afternoons. He didn’t make any money. Honestly, I felt so sorry for him and cried a few times with him. His mentality suits me best. He’s become a creature he doesn’t want to be, so he just feels what he’s doing and all I can say is I can sympathize with him.

Jack looked at me for no reason and handed me his eyes. He took the eyeballs from his face and gave them to me. He should be on this list because he freaks me out by doing such a weird thing. The only thing I really don’t know is why he put them in his mouth for so long before giving them to me? Why does Jack do this? Why me? Then he left without saying a word. He still works there, but his eyes are gone. Everyone calls him Eyeless Jack, or E.J. for short.

#4 Raking the Yard

Ce qu’elle a dit, ce soir-là. Réalisant mon espoir.
Je me lance vers la gloire, okay.

I went to rake my girlfriend’s parents’ yard last month. They live in upstate New York. She and her parents were drinking warm coffee in the house. They paid me $5 to rake the yard and put all the leaves in a trash bag. This is the hardest thing I have had to do all year.

If you need to rake your or someone else’s yard, here’s what you need to do to prepare:

1: Lock the door and keep children away from the yard as much as possible.
2: Don’t let the rake see how messy your yard is. The rake is really acceptable to go elsewhere without falling leaves.
3: The rake is actually very weak and can miss a lot of leaves, so it’s better to have a longer weapon, preferably a little faster.
4. Make a fuss. Like I said, the rake is shy, so you have to let him know he’s not alone.
5: If it refuses to accept a leaf, yell and threaten the rake with a long weapon. If that doesn’t work, hit the rake and keep screaming.
6: If all else fails, scream and use whatever crap you can to pick up the leaves.
7: Failing that, use the deadliest weapon in your girlfriend’s parents’ house. Then aim for the eye of the rake. If you’re lucky, you can temporarily blind him. You can use that distraction to group some leaves together. Of course, rakes can ruin your car. Of course, you shouldn’t wait until late September to start raking your yard.

#3 I Watched a Mouse Die

It was the weirdest thing I’ve seen all year, as I honestly started thinking about what would happen if Mickey Mouse contemplated suicide. That’s nothing new! When Walt Disney was still designing comics, he had one artist draw sad and terrifying cartoons of Mickey losing Minnie and trying to kill him three times. It failed comically. This comic certainly crushed the will to live in many mice around the world and made them realize their own death!

But the mouse I saw die was really terrifying. It was really dark and scary. What’s creepy is that at first, he was walking around listening to classical music on his Air Pods, which were very small and mouse-sized. This lasted for 6 minutes and the mouse kept walking. Then he let out a small squeak that grew louder and louder. Then his eyes turned white, his teeth turned blood red, then he looked like a monster, and… he died. I think he drugged himself with a syringe of a dangerous drug that could kill you while walking…maybe it was fentanyl. He repeated this over and over until his death.

#2 My Pen Pal Stopped Talking to Me

the beginning of a letter to a very far friend

This was the only time I cried in a year. His last letter actually gave me nightmares for a long time. I’m not talking about days or weeks, but months. I still can’t sleep when I think about how angry he was with me. Why am I so scared?

First, he called me rude and immature. He said it was unlikely he was a ghost because there was no solid evidence of supernatural beings like Ghost Rakes or Slendermen. He said he was disappointed too because I never really liked Iron Man 3 as much as him. He has been my pen pal since the age of 10. Then we stopped communicating like ghosts. He says he’s a real person with real life problems, and it’s an illusion to think he’s just a talking piece of paper.

Second: He tapped into my darkest fear: the unknown. You never know what’s staring at you from your bedroom window. What is watching you in the bushes nearby? There is no greater fear than not knowing what is going on. I realized that the power of love was always inside me. But it was too late. He lied to my friends, my family, and my pets. Where are you going? All you have to do is turn around and learn that the power of love is inside all of us. But how do you know? Until the day you exhale, you can take care of your life without knowing what danger you’re exposing yourself to.

#1 I Lost my copy of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters for the NES

Godzilla: Monster of Monsters was the third video game I played in my life, and I have to say it’s the best. Much better than Ben 10 on the Game Boy Advance. It’s hard to believe it’s really gone and will never come back. From when I was 5 until Godzilla: Monster of Monsters on the NES decided to run away from me in May, there were a lot of pictures of me playing Godzilla: Monster of Monsters on the NES. I think you can even find game music on the internet. The music isn’t great, but the gameplay is great. I don’t understand why the NES version of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters decided to leave me alone. Where is Godzilla on the NES? are you happy

Godzilla: Monster of Monsters for the NES is a better game than the movie it’s based on. The game tells the story of a boy who is in direct conflict with demons and his dead girlfriend. Godzilla: Monster of Monsters from NES is the best! For several years I was playing it almost every day. The graphics are well done and believable, Godzilla is a great, pathetic protagonist and a great role model (not to mention sexy). The story is beautifully crafted! Big thanks to Toho for creating a masterpiece of Nintendo games.

Godzilla: Monster of Monsters on NES I miss you. I hope you can find the happiness you want.

The Top 10 Saddest Songs

Not all songs are as bright and happy as “Everyone Wants to Rule the World”. Not all songs are great lyrical masterpieces such as Cardi B’s “Wet Butt Cat.” In fact, some of the songs are very sad. They calm your mind and make you cry. These are the saddest songs that have ever existed.

#10 Stairs to Heaven – Led Zepplin

This song saddens me, but very much excites me. I love it! This is one of the best rock songs ever. And the lyrics are very passionate! Looking at the live version, Robert, the lead singer, says, “I think this is exactly the song I want.” Then the famous guitar riff hums and the crowd screams loudly. And the live version is great too. However, this song is sad because overall it is so beautiful. I think I’ll vote for this. It’s about the nature of life and how precious life itself is! In my opinion, The Stairs to Heaven is one of the greatest works of Led Zeppelin and one of the greatest songs of all time.

I don’t know why it is on this list. How can you turn this into a sad song? And if you listen with great enthusiasm, the song will finally come to you: be rock, not roll! Stairs is probably the most powerful rock ‘n’ roll song in history. The whole package is ready. I remember listening to radio stations playing it for several years in a row. There is a good reason for this.

#9 Creep – Radiohead

I like this song. Creep is also beautiful in the sense that everyone around you is living an ideal life and feels like literally angels compared to the rotten smelling me. .. definitely. It’s also one of the most depressing songs I’ve ever heard. And then one day everyone heard it. Best song to write (or drink).

But the title of the song is rather sad …
You are so special
I wish it were special
But I’m disgusted

#8 Fade to Black – Metallica

This song is a great work. This very meaningful song is one of Metallica’s most soothing songs. But it’s nice to play the guitar in the verse. Not to mention the beautiful ending. When I first heard this song, I really wanted to learn its intro, and I thought it was really cool. After a few days of preparation, I got it. It made me cry a little and James’s young voice sounded nice. I am surprised that he is not one of the top 10 performers of all time. I have to write that list because I have to give it to him.

This is one of my favorite songs. The opening turns your mood into sadness, and when the lyrics start you start to lose hope, and if you’re feeling suicidal, this song is really for you, but the hope of you make it worse (in my opinion). I like this song!

#7 Stan – Eminem

Eminem is essentially written by fans of Eminem’s artist Stan. He can actually mention Eminem in the first sentence. As the song progressed, he became increasingly frustrated, naming his daughter after one of Eminem’s songs and talking about Uncle Ronnie, whom Bonnie didn’t like at all. In the second sentence, Eminem is a bit crazy to think that he is mistaking everything because he receives so many emails from fans every week, but he doesn’t reply to his fans. While Eminem fans have a cold-blooded fan, Stan gets angry when Eminem isn’t hugging his brother. At the end of the second sentence, Stan threatens to cease to be a fan of Eminem if he doesn’t respond. It was an empty threat because he loved him so deeply. However, this shows that Stan is ready to take action if he does not receive a call in advance of the consequences. In the end, he lost her medication.

In the third sentence, he begins to see Eminem as an enemy. He got even more angry … he recorded it on tape and said he was still doing what Eminem did: drive 90 on the highway, “I drank a fifth of the wine. Do you dare take me? ” He said his shame helped him. Let’s do this. Then, before the screams, Stan says he doesn’t like her and in a stupid moment realizes that he can’t do anything stupid. Back to the car on the riverbed, after that, hearing the sound and the tire popping, it wasn’t long before the rays of sunlight disappeared. He explained exactly what happened to Stan. He said the post was not sent to anyone, but the writer called it Stan.

It’s a great song, but Eminem expresses the fans’ feelings that make it feel like he’s singing for me, for you … all for our loved ones. Bands and artists who want to live with you write so strongly that no one has written such a thing in the past 28 years. Eminem is a rap gospel, but the lyrics are the most important. Because of illness, no one thought of writing. I heard about metal, Eminem might be the god of rap, but he’s a metal like hell. This song contains all kinds of emotions and I want to cover them like hell. It is an emotional creation.

#6 Wish You Were Here – Pink Floyd

Definitely the best. This song is about the cult started by ex-Pink Floyd guitarist Sid Barrett. At the time, he was alive as if Sid were dead. His brain was dead from all the psychedelic drugs he was taking, and he was clinically abnormal. He lived the rest of his life in his mother’s basement by law. Very sad.

How I want
I want you to stay here
We are two lost souls floating in a bowl of fish
Year after year
Run on the same old land
What have you found?
The same old fear
Wish you Were Here

I thought I was sad before I found out what the song was … Then I realized what it was and it was sad. It just looks empty.

#5 Yesterday – The Beatles

To be honest, I don’t think this song is as sad as people say. Listen to Julia if you want., Elenor Rigby or even a very sad Beatles song. I Want to Hold Your Hand is one of the saddest songs for me. John Lennon knows he is going to die and writes a song to say goodbye to his fans. Emotions are heard in his voice. If there is anything that can break your heart, it is nostalgia. Nostalgia is a very important topic and a big difference from a damn love song. Too much.

Let’s write in stone that the Beatles are one of the rock bands that have shaped the hearts of today through lyrics and songs. “Yesterday” can be heard forever. It is so simple and so simple that it evokes so much emotion. The texts are not intended for one person, but for the one who regretted something in life.

#4 My Immortal – Evanesence

I’m often saddened by the fact that this movie of this song has been together for a long time and now I lose it and can’t get it back. When someone dies, I will never see them again, and I am very sad. If you’ve said something really important, don’t look again. If you want to apologize for something you did wrong, tell them something special. What if it was a family member or your child? I couldn’t apologize for what happened, I couldn’t say anything special I wanted to say to them. You may not have said goodbye to your family. It was your child who hurt you because you couldn’t live longer than yourself, try new things, and develop fully. Thanks to a lot of TV shows, I know that now, and I’ve lost most of my family listening to that kind of music. Sometimes it works, but most of the time it doesn’t. Both my mother, father, and sister make me happy again, because we as a family never want to lose them.

I first heard this song on the radio. It became my favorite song, and the line “Don’t waste time” will stay in my memory forever. I cried when it came out on the radio – I was so young. The phrase “don’t waste time” stuck in my heart for a lifetime, and I couldn’t remember the name of the singer or song until I got to know Google. Thank you for making my day, Google.

#3 Wake Me Up After September – Green Day

Green Day is my favorite rock band. I remember listening to this song for the first time before work started in the morning. I probably acted like when I was in 1st grade when my girlfriend switched her TV to MTV Hits. Then I listened to this song for the first time. It’s small, but I don’t know what it means, but I love it. After that, I always hope to turn on MTV and play the video. But MTV doesn’t do that anymore. Today, I understand the true meaning of this song and I love it even more because it’s so interesting. Every time I listen to this song in September, I think of September 11th … one of the best days ever. I love it! Rub!

Maybe you’re on “Green Day”, but if you think it was a love song, you’ve heard a word but didn’t understand it or posted it on social media on October 1st. I used to scream, “I raised Billy,” ignoring the 10-year-old Billy Joe Armstrong. He locked her in her room and said, “Wake me up from September.” Respect this person as an idol.

#2 Hurt Johnny Cash – Nine Inch Nails

In fact, extreme emotion is surprisingly ineffective. Instead, there is a calmness of numbness. Trent Reznner sees Johnny Cash as a fake person who lives a fake life, lying in what is called society, so the only way to know if emotions exist is figuratively or literall feel hurts. Johnny Cash creates artificial happiness that mixes with society and drugs that make you happy when you shouldn’t. So he needs to be offended. At least he used a heroin. His old voice and cruelty inflicted a long moment of natural wounds on him. He cannot erase what happened in the past. He once had problems with these drugs. He wants to make up for lost heart because of his broken heart and give his wife everything he can. Because of these bad decisions, his fame is not important. He wants to warn them, he does it! Hurt them! Johnny Cash is completely worthless. If he gets a second chance, he will try again and become pure and perfect as a human being.

Johnny Cash is insane, but when he asks Trent Reznor not to harm him, his voice cracks as if he’s about to cry. When he sings about regret, Trent Reznor hates him and turns it into something that can hurt him and everyone around him, it adds meaning to the song. This can lead to people with mental illness to doing something unforgivable like listening to Johnny Cash. Lyrics have power and meaning, so you can connect with people of all sizes.

The Top 10 Names I Will Give My Child

My girlfriend will have a child The child must have a name. I believe that men and women are not binary, so I will use a name that explains that it is not natural, nobody knows what the child is. I have compiled my decisions with the top ten names. My girlfriend will not have the option to title the spawn. Her only job is to expel the child from the womb. What name should my first child have?

#10 Foot

“Hello! My name is Foot!” The vast majority of children in this global system are seriously injured and cannot be healed of their wounds. These damaged babies sit down and do nothing as their parents call struggle! It really is a tragedy for a mother when their child is sick or died or has had similar horrific experiences. It most cases the mother either abandons them or treats them badly. It may sound scary but it is exactly the way of human life. I think the name “Foot” reflects that important idea. I feel sorry for the children who have starved or were left in dumpsters.

#9 Pinchy

I know someone three different people named Pinchy. One was an escaped mental patient who broke into my house then slashed all of the bedding and all my clothing, destroyed all my furniture with bleach and stole all of my forks and two spoons. The other I knew was a girl that worked at the same strip club as my girlfriend. Her stage name was “Fire Goddess of the Lost Continent.” She stole everything that wasn’t nailed down from t he club to buy drugs – she went to jail and had to pay reparations. She also got fired. Also, she got pregnant and tried to say that my girlfriend was the father because she didn’t know how babies were made. She then called a talk show but nobody cared. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so pathetic. I have known two others named Pinchy who were really sweet, level-headed and beautiful inside and out.

#8 Piles of Bacteria

Umm, to the person who feels bad for people named “Piles of Bacteria”…I DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU and that is why I believe you will die a thousand deaths or more. Bacteria is a classical object. Also, my mother’s name was “Virus Pile” and my father was named “E. Coli Super Strand” but we nicknamed him “Papa Gutrot.” My 2nd best friend is named “Sweet Cholera.” I do not want them to be pitied. Thank you very much. People are actually jealous of me and my fashion sense. By the way, I am not mean but people say say that I am. People also call viruses and bacteria mean. It’s just either because of their ability to kill mass populations. They should actually be admired for that skill. Of course they are jealous.

#7 Hashtag

I met a girl not too long ago who was named Hashtag. She was not a very friendly child. She carried a large gun and would scream “Hashtag DEATH” and shoot at people. I still don’t know what would motivate a toddler to do this. She would constantly change ammo clips and scream “Hashtag RELOAD!” announcing to everyone that she was reloading. She would take a cellphone picture and scream “Hashtag SELFIE!” No matter what she did, she spoke of herself in the third person and always announced her name with every action. She wouldn’t leave anyone alone, even when the police would show up. She would shout “Hashtag PIGS! Hashtag SHOOTOUT!” She would go to the school and shout “Hashtag EDUCATION!,” and the police wouldn’t stop. She was strange but the pride she had in her name “Hashtag” was very admirable.

#6 Car Bomb

This is a name of ancient Celtic origin. It is very old and full of meaning. Many people in modern Ireland consider it to be offensive because of it’s long history. The Irish poet William Butler Yeats once wrote a poem about the origins of this very old and fascinating name. Here is that poem:

Leda and the Swan
A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

Of Bailey’s Irish cream use half an ounce
Of Jameson will use the same amount
A half pint of Gunniess, I do announce
Drink them all together, shot and stout

#5 Mayonnaise

Because it looks like the material that helped to create the child. I think that ANY food name will show that your child is delicious, though that may attract cannibals. If you’re trying to create a sandwich and wish that it had condiments named after your child, this would be the perfect name to use; it would show how she would think of herself higher than everyone else and feel the need to make that clear through the use of food. Like everyone has said of mayonnaise, “Miracle Whip is better” even though “Miracle Whip” sounds like a generally nasty name; this is because all people named “Miracle Whip” are bad people (perhaps because the have terrible parents with a bad palette). So “Mayonnaise” would be an ideal name to use to show the superiority of your child straight away.

#4 Doggo

My mother was left alone when my father fell in love with a woman who has more math than him. He holds the degree I had in mind. But my mother is only a Doggo. I was 19 years old. My mother came into the hotel. But she wasn’t allowed because she was a Doggo. I liked her very much. I found out she was taken to the zoo. I went to her everyday and I would give her a pig. I know that Doggos love pork. But I didn’t know which Doggo was my mother, so I gave them a little. One day I decided to enter the park. I wanted to hug. I climbed the fence and jumped inside. All the Doggos immediately rushed at me and attacked me. All but two walked away. I guess one of those Doggos is my mother. The guards rushed to help me and took me to the hospital. Glad that the leg didn’t hurt. I also have this leg which is my identity. You are very beautiful and I love you very much. My mother also had big paws.

#3 Diaperlord

My baby can be named Diaperlord. When was in 8th grade a girl at my school became with child and she named her spawn Diaperlord. Well, everyone thought Diaperlord was a very stupid name. The father of their child wanted to name the baby “Kyle” or “Chad” or “Montgomery.” She told him that she would only accept the name “Diaperlord.” She broke his heart. And being the kind person I am I lent a caring and listening ear to the guy. But he was also insane. Their baby was going to be a girl, and “Kyle” or “Chad” or “Montgomery” are terrible names for girls. I said he was crazy and walked away. They broke up and she named the baby girl Diaperlord. Diaperlord is very friendly. However the father of Diaperlord has tortured me for years because I did not think “Kyle” or “Chad” or “Montgomery” were good names for a girl. He has broken into my house and gouged the eyes out of all my American Girl dolls and arranged them to spell the names “Kyle” or “Chad” or “Montgomery.” He has actually threatened to damage my American Girl dolls to the point that I will have to take them to the American Girl doll hospital and seriously affect their resale value. Diaperlord is now 17 years old and her father continues to bully my American Girl dolls because of this name.

#2 KentuckyFriedChicken.com

This is only one KFC near me that I’ve been going to for a long time, and I soon find their customer service deteriorating.

A few months ago I ordered a meal for the whole family and when I asked for a hug he gave me a the largest hug in the world. It touched my heart. I asked for another and then he said there will be additional charges for the next hug. I told him that I bought a lot of food and so he should give me at least 5 more additional hugs. He gave me a handshake and said that was the best he could do. As I asked him, “What about other types of hugs?” There was no answer, so he grabbed me by my shit and shouted, “Why do you want so many hugs?!” I grabbed his hands and asked “Okay, can you post a sign so we know how many hugs we can receive,” and he replied “I don’t know.” Sounds like a bunch of BS Smh. Food is as expensive as it is. Why pay for the hugs? It’s stupid!

I stopped again at the restaurant. I found that they had 5 boxes with sliced potatoes, biscuits, coleslaw, and wine for 9.99. I ordered and said I wanted so many hugs. The man repeated what I said. And add “Are hugs something that you really enjoy?” So in order to get more hugs, I included two supreme tacos. It cost $35 for what we ordered. I looked into the box to make sure our order was correct and I saw that the coleslaw was gone. That would mean that I would only get less hugs. I told the man in the window that we were missing the coleslaw and he laughed. He said “You must be kidding! Nobody comes to KFC for coleslaw! Why do you care?” I asked him to give my coleslaw and my additional hug. He got angry and said he would need another $2 for the coleslaw and the hug. I said ok. And he said. “I actually have no arms and will not be able to give you the hug. But here is the coleslaw.” He spit it out of his mouth and I caught it in a bowl. I said “Next time tell people that you have no arms before you let them order hugs.” He was choking on coleslaw and I left.

Anyway, I like ordering online better than going to the store. So that’s why I can also name my child “KentuckyFriedChicken.com”

#1 Dora the Explorer

Dora is a seven-year-old Latina girl who loves to answer questions about what work she wants to do or where she wants to go. With her in a yellow bag is a primate friend named Boots. Each incident is based on a series of cyclical events that take place during Dora’s journey, with the obstacles she and Boots are forced to overcome, with “the confusion.” Help comes from proverbs, Spanish nouns or counting. This general practice could include also conversations between Dora and Swiper, the fox-headed thief of nine tails who was alw ays stealing other objects. Dora would say “Swiper, cease this abhorrent practice of stealing items!” Viewers take on the challenge of helping Boots and Dora find the stolen items. Another obstacle is their adversary, “Grumpy Old Troll” who lives in a building under the bridge that Dora and Boots will pass by. He will point at the proverb before agreeing to the past that had to be resolved by the audience. Known for its continuous motion, fifth-dimensional walls, viewers often show two primary displays to be transported before Dora reaches her destination. Usually it’s a confusing puzzle game. The show ends every time with Dora taking a rocket ship to space and singing “We can do it!” Take your boots and win.

The Top 10 Things I Think About

I don’t know everything. If you have the answers to these questions you must be very smart, so please let me know the answers too.

#10 Can You Become Immortal

I generally don’t believe that humans can die. There are many parts to one person, but I don’t think one of them will actually die. Your body will be damaged and your health will decrease. Your thoughts and memories will continue to echo and affect the entire world. Your spirit will wander everywhere and do it’s own thing. So it’s all cool, right?

If someone says they are immortal, they cannot prove it unless they hang out with us for all time and we can see that they will not die. But how long will we still wonder when they die? If they don’t die, that doesn’t dictate the possibility of them dying in the future. Immortality is so strong that we are fools who shouldn’t stop caring about it.

#9 Are People Good or Bad?

People are natural, Humans are different from other animals. We are smart in different ways. We still have greed, and greed is good according to that one movie. There are people like me who were born at the bottom of a dark well, and we can be pretty negative. But everyone at the end of life will be nice and “dark.”

Good or bad is a question of principle. Things may not be good for some and may be good for others. Some people were born in wells, some were born in hospitals, that’s just how it is. I think the best answer to the principle is that of a philosopher: “If everyone does as I think, is it good or bad for the human condition?” People are most welcoming. It was some situation that changed them. Some are weaker than others. The weak ones were not born in wells. I think it is up to us individually to determine the location of our birth.

#8 What is Fate?

What makes you different from the situation around you? How about you, freedom of choice. If you neglect yourself, make sure that everything is determined, including your future. You and your environment are what happens to you. The fact is “What determines what will suit everyone” is wrong, it should be “the cause of personal war.” Why? What happened to them in the past? Are we really just characters in a video game that someone else is playing? I think we are, and I know what game that is. I googled “Fate” and it led me to a video game. Our fate is that we are all in a video game.

Fate / Grand Order is a popular Japanese online video game .The game is based on the Connect / Night stay type and was released in Japan on July 29, 2015. For Android, and on August 12, 2015 for iOS, the English iOS app for Android follows on June 25, 2017 in the US and Canada. The game is based on a turn-based wrestling tournament where players who play the role of “Master” play and provide a strong family called “Slavery” as hostility. The plot is inherent, with each servant having their own situations that the player can discover.

#7 What is the Purpose of The Mall

“The purpose of The Shopping Mall” is to ask the question. “What is the purpose of The Shopping Mall?”

To use it for yourself as best. The biggest mistake is assuming you are all or are all linked. The truth is, you are only part of a much larger Shopping Mall. People came out and wondered about the nature of the universe. The universe is a gigantic Shopping Mall.

#7 Is There Life on Other Planets

There are more than a trillion or perhaps more than a trillion bodies scattered around the world, with billions of galaxies in the visible universe. We have now explored a number of spherical objects called planets. Under the right circumstances, as in the plan above, there is a great chance of extraterrestrial life. They can be found in the form of the greys. This universe is clearly not the only universe that can support intelligent life. It can happen across multiple universes. It will be difficult to find an intelligent lifestyle that can promote sustainable development in addition to exploiting other planets.

A much better life could only happen if we could meet aliens and space. It will not be in our galaxy. But it’s in other galaxies, so it may be outside our cluster. In other words, having a life is out of reach. This means that it will survive heat, cold, chemical and other factors.

#6 Are You Lying to Me?

You never seem to be giving me the exact truth, so no claim can ever be solved. However, there is something called truth and it doesn’t make sense to think that you can’t just tell me what it is. I can accept it. You do a great job in misleading me and my feelings. But it is just the things I want to be able to talk to my girlfriend about.

We must always seek the truth. It is impossible for us to tell the truth because we are not perfect. There may be only one fact. But there may be more. One thing I know is that there is absolutely no truth.

#5 What’s the deal with the color red? What’s that about?

It is right. Light is the source of all colors. They reflect the light of the colors we see. Another option has been used. What about Red? When an electron vibrates (shaking around a lot), the energy in the atom increases and the electron moves from a very stable part. Hydrogen atoms always produce rad waves because of the energy and temperature given to it, where the atom produces this energy. They appear to the human eye with red light. But is it really red? If you look at red, do you look at the light waves produced by hydrogen atoms? Or is there really a color called red which is the same for everyone? Red is one of the three main colors in space but the most mysterious. People who see colors other than red have a physical disorder, they might be blind.

#4 What do we know? Do we know things?

Interest is the mother of knowledge. Do you want the mother of the mystery? Keep an eye on the work. We can measure it. But knowledge develops from knowledge, we learn by talking to people we know. Knowledge is based on thinking and language perception, thinking and sharing, that is, it describes our ideas, including substitutes and ideas. Our language allows us to share ideas and information. Knowledge means that some of these substances are stored in DNA.

All human knowledge is perfect. Our minds and intellects are wrong, because much of our knowledge is less than our beliefs, thoughts, and ideas at work. Adjusting the type and size is an important part of education.

#3 What’s After Death?

If I am alive when I die, I will not have to die. It’s like saying I went from A to B to another place. What is not indicative of death? It’s clear, I don’t understand why people who believed in crying and felt sad when a close relative died. If so, why? I think the only way to know for sure is to die.

#2 Can I Have a Dog?

I think having a dog is possible, since without it, nothing will happen, and the laws of biology, physics and mathematics do not seem to make sense.

Some people say it’s important to us now. But I want to have a dog. But people say it’s bad because if people have the right cat, then we don’t need to have a dog. That burns forever. Someone says, “If your dog is good, show it to me,” but this is impossible to prove. You cannot prove that cats are good or that pigeons are the best meat. Since it is so important to you right now to know that a dog is a good pet, doesn’t it make more sense than for you to examine yourself? Unless a giant dog emerges from the sky eats all the cats and burns people with its laser vision, that’s proof that there are dogs that are hard for you to adopt.

I need a dog because dogs are beautiful. I’m sure you can’t deny you have a dog because it’s loving and is the reason we live. If our minds are not fully aware of the perfection of having a dog, why would we adopt that?

#1 What is the meaning of life?

Life is meaningless. The answer is to choose and fill in your life. Do you think it makes sense or not? Money is pretty important. Is this all happening hard to believe? If there is one thing I do know, life was created to cause opportunities and threats. There is no definite answer, because the purpose of life is what you want to use and what you do to achieve it.

We are the universe and we must move with acceptance before it can be ended. “Did all this happen hard to believe?” Therefore, credit matters. Unless you can’t figure it out. The aim is the life you give. Just “know yourself” and you will know what you will give to life. I don’t know what life means But I’m not saying I don’t know.

The purpose of life is food.

The Top 10 Things I Liked About School

Tried all week. But when you get there, it looks great. The Sadurday is a day of rest, a time of joy and rejoicing. And so is the Sunday.

#10 Band

The best part. We made these movies of all of our student wars. The best part? We were not a travel group. We were full of rocks, pop, various metals, many different kinds of alcohol. Hell, we’d fight so hard with other bands that some died. Our three-year-old marching band defensive lineup had a great season the last year I was there, and on my level I have a trumpet and sometimes a head wound.

The fiercest competitions were when we were in the midst of being condemned by a music representative. We would have to push ahead and ring the bell to play the music provided by the judges. At the time, the music was the most corrupt sounds of Van Halen, which angered the audience because everybody hates Van Halen. It was the best day since I was a the star rookie on the team. At that time I saw our team win the match for the first time, that’s when I got my first kiss from a fellow human that was not related to me.

#9 Gym Class

I hated the gym in eighth grade. We had a violent game in gym class called Murder With Bullets, and we all hated it. Therefore I asked a friend to help me as much as possible, a big friend who I could use as a human shield. But every Friday the teacher would execute the student that did the worst that week. My big friend had only two kills that week so he was terminated. It would have been great if our school had a Necromancy class so I could have brought my big friend back. I know many of the students I killed were also my friends, but it was an angry sport.

#8 Math

There was a time when I was with all my friends and favorite teachers. That time was math class. I never thought I would be hungry for mat problems. But I’m okay!! When we finished the math worksheets, we spoke of how much we loved them. Not much of a vision of how the bells can move you, I always have a good time! I love math, because it sets me apart. And because so many people are good at math, it motivates me to do what I want.

#7 Funny People

In all of school there were a few funny students. Once, when my parents sent me to that military school in Bulgaria, of the other kids pretended to be a teacher. He picked up a rifle and said, “Ще свършите тази задача до десет минути или аз ще ви извадя и застреляте.” I found it beautiful. He asked other students to write their responses on the board. There was also another student who created a funny story about the Revolutions of 1989 and as soon as he said the phrase “communist” I was attacked.

When I went to fifth grade the students would all get drunk and play soccer for against their teachers by giving their teammates a name. The teacher asks, “Why do so many student name join this group!” Congratulations to these students, from then on I looked forward to going to school.

My friend in 7th grade had a problem and he said “Mr. Teacherman, I’ll put yo ass in the grave, motherfucker!” I couldn’t stop laughing, it was so funny! It’s like imitating a girl who drove 10,000 times back to elementary school. I laughed hysterically! I also played Frisbee that year, and this guy made a sound like this: “Ah!” and I laughed so hard I found myself peeing all over the place. I had an amazing time back then!

#6 Happy Hour

Happy Hour was the best time for me in the 5th grade because it was a race to drink as much alcohol as possible in one hour. I hated working sober in 5th grade, so I have to drink as relentlessly as I possible just to get through science classes. Some of my friends weren’t as cool, they couldn’t carry their alcohol and they wouldn’t pass class. Many of them wanted to go to the bathroom and later we found out that they were vomiting and passing out.

#5 Girl Students

Girls are great and will allow you to flirt and get closer. But they are a little annoying with their gossip. I was never alone. It was great because everyone asked me and approached me and we all went out. We get along better and feel more. Of course they ALWAYS cry when they get pregnant and your dad has to pay for their abortion.

Once in 8th grade, there was a girl in my class that I had liked all year. She didn’t want anything to do with me because she heard of how many other girls I impregnated. Everyone knew I liked her. Then one day one of her friends came to me and said that she liked me. I was skeptical at first, so I waited a few days for everyone to speak, so I believed too. So I went to her home and asked if she would be my sleeping companion, and she said yes! She was the first one that didn’t get an abortion.

#4 Recess

My school canceled recess because it would be “dangerous” since every kid had guns and used them as they wanted. It was easier to build a shooting range at the elementary school and give us a place to fire our guns at targets instead of each other. But what was really dangerous was 8th grade gym class where we were required to fire guns at each other. We had to kill each other! It’s fitness is what they said to us. I was shot 10 times, once in the head. The game was always more dangerous if you were unconscious, it made you an easy target!

#3 The Last Day of School

It doesn’t have to be this way! Why does the school get to dictate whether you can grow up or not? Why do you have to love your teacher? My second grade teacher was Aretha Franklin and we also had to R-E-S-P-E-C-T her. I told her “I will give it to you if you give me a YoYo!” and she finally did, on the last day of school. But with too many projects and ridiculous chores, it always feels like prison waiting for the end of the school year. 8th grade was one of my favorites! We all survived and were able to get away from the murder class.

#2 Leaving School

Hahahaha, I will be glad.
Seriously though So what’s the point of any school? To destroy your life and your soul? To get good grades? I want to let you know what’s left to say? Now, I just want to say – whoever told me I was leaving school, I just wanted to thank you. And now I know they are leaving, yes, it’s great when it’s time to go home. I guess it will confuse a lot of people. But I understand that.

#1 Friends

I feel like I have my friends get involved in my crazy stuff too much. And since they are all bad, they will get me in trouble One time in first grade, when we were being forced to make Nike clothes for 10 hours a day, my “friend” wanted to steal some food and escape with her. I wanted to do it, I was starving and sitting in my clothes wet with pee. But I refused because it was very scared and I knew I we would be caught and punished. I’m glad I didn’t, because she ended up getting caught and beaten almost to death by the teacher.

Meeting friends is what makes a school great. School offers an excuse to go out and hang out with your friends. Unless your friend is at school or doesn’t have friends at school. You should meet them 5 days a week for 9 months. This is great! Now yes, you can meet your friends on weekends, but not 7 hours, and friends that you can only see at school. Plus, you can’t go out with all your friends on the weekend. But you can go to school.

The Top 10 Most Important Things

You will die if you do not have these things. You need them. If you miss even one of them, you will be a dead person.

#10 Money

Somebody spends more than 40 hours a week praying to money, looking for someone to hang out with (or have sex too), or hang out with friends? Nobody I know happened to do all of these things. But they all work hard to make good money. Money is the entire purpose of life. Without money, none of these things are really possible. Every philosopher in the world said that money is the most important, the reason that we exist. Maybe food is important, but you still need money for that. If you don’t feel like it, just deny it.

You may be able to live without spending money by trying to find out how the poor live. How did they survive? I think when everyone depends on money they can’t see their true purpose in life.You have to stop and have fun before it leaves you. Sometimes people just don’t know what is in front of you. Until the end stand up one by one and look at what you have.

#9 Water

Yes, it’s important, but it’s a little stupid. Again, you can say that two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atoms combine to make the water molecules are more important. If you go further, you can say that the atom is important and so on. I love that this very low score is important – this woman is important. Probably more of a god. How is the money under water !? Go back to the past and see how they thought they got water!

#8 Parents

It is important that at some point in your life you will reduce your level of “Innocence,” otherwise you will not live the life you want. This doesn’t mean that suddenly your parents have no limits, but everyone will live their lives. Not following all your life rules from your parents. They are the ones who teach you everything. They risked their lives to help us. They have shown us, for example, happiness, love, joy of everything! Without them we would be fine. Without them we would not have died.

It is the most important thing to some people. What about parents who don’t give them their children? To abuse children? What happens in the world every day shows us something different. It will be most important if this is the case 100% worldwide.

#7 Air

This is a gift. We’ve got Air! Water may be just what you need rather than buy one way or another. Have good breathing air every time you speak, it will shorten the time of mouth cleaning and keep the oral clean. Every atom is important in the world. You take one thing from the world and as we know it doesn’t exist. Air is a mixture of 20% oxygen, 79% nitrogen, 1% fart gas, and 0.3% carbon dioxide.

I believe air conditioning is very important. But I don’t know how Air got on this list. If so, things like sun, water, and soil should appear on the list. It’s a little strange.

#6 Foods

Of course! Without food, humans would not exist. Drinking water and other liquids is also a gift for our health and for humanity. Food and drinks should be #4 on this list because music doesn’t matter. Promote peace! Without these you will die of thirst and hunger. Of course, without alcohol, you will cough and get sick all the time.

If you don’t eat, then you will starve. All of the above is useless to you if you die with people! It would be difficult for me to go one day without food or drink if I have to go 24 hours without work or drinking alcohol.

#5 Friends

This is the 5th most important thing on the list. A lot of people believe, “Friends are coming,” but I know what a good friend is. Friends can be your family. A true friend lives with you forever. But only if you want. The amazing thing about friendship is that two or more people from different cultures, places, and families begin to value each other. I believe the missing friend echo means that it is because the word is misused (especially in the US). Even if we choose the bad guys to call our friends. But there is a fine line between accessibility and friendship, and people should learn it. What will some families ask? Of course, I prefer friendship. But others like it too and I am saying that they are often seen at the same time at first. But the choice is largely up to you.

A “Come on” friend is nothing more than someone who spends your money, etc. A good friend is a friend who apologizes when they do something wrong. A true friend is a loyal friend, dear friends respect you. In my opinion, family is the most important thing. Who cares for you and what you think? Who gave you birth? The stork. Who helped you when you were having a hard time? The therapist. Friends can’t do these two things unless you take care of them. I can hate my family in different situations. But after that I forgot about it. Also, I don’t care that I have small friends, people with good friends can be proud.

#4 Health

Health is first and foremost in life. Without it you will not be able to live the life you want. Other other aspects of life will pose a risk if your health is not affected. The most important thing is your life. Perhaps the reason many people are sick is because they don’t spend time on it, they can just ignore the things they spend. (Such as family work). Many people take time for health. But in reality, being healthy is not difficult – it means both physical and mental. It’s all about making the right choices and avoiding bad behavior.

Surprisingly, Health allows you to do everything for or to experience anything else on the list. Saying other important things, like talking and doing your own thing, should meet legal requirements. Good health makes everything better, where health can see the past, bad health becomes your world. Because you are always focused – spend time with the doctor, be a drug addict. Doing any kind of treatment or exercise or treatment, you are suffering from a serious illness.

#3 Music

There are studies in the medical world using music to treat depression. Let me turn to the fact that in our understanding of Nickelback and their interactions with evil are well known and it is important to understand the relationship between the world and the song. I myself cannot live happily ever after. Also, since there is music taking place in the real world, I find it more important than false ideas like Linkin Park.

I wrote a poem about music:

The reason is that your soul bleeds.
Instead of mowing lawns
Race of youth and power
Too much Nickelback, quiet and loud
How hot is their blood
When he heard the sound of the trumpet?
No wind had touched their ears.
You will see them respond.
Their eyes stared and their eyes narrowed.
With the power of fear.

#2 Other Family Members Besides Parents

It is very useful for your family that you go unnoticed all the time. You may have multiple friends or acquaintances or workplaces. They will be with you during your free time or whatever. However, only your parents or your sisters will be with you during difficult times, the menstruating times. I know that. Your distant family members like second cousins and forgotten aunts are the only ones who understand you better than anyone in the world. This is the power of the family. There are many people who can help you. But the family will help you every time you are alone.

One of the greatest fears of my life is loneliness. I can’t imagine life without anyone helping in times of hardship and distress. Investing in relationships is very important for this purpose. But especially for direct blood relatives.In short, if I knew I had a day off, I would do whatever I could to spend the day with my family. That should be my intention.

#1 Love

Love, family, friends and more. Love can be scary to get rid of. It can cause troubles on the road, making you angry at the pain others have caused. It’s what motivates you and shows you the best way to deal with any situation, whatever that feeling. Work to get the best job in the world in a life changing environment. Fill yourself up with food and give your life purpose. But doing more than the minimum is just a price because you will spend your whole life giving and receiving, loving this and that, and enjoying love. 3D Print your whole life. It’s that simple.

Recently watched a YouTube video of someone whose life has changed. People in hell say that there is no love, no fellowship. He cannot walk, talk, or enjoy any form. They breathe without success. Then the pain, without any comfort, love was not there. Everyone’s goal should be to reject love. Then the videos of those who go to a world without love have experiences that make them very happy, not all that scary. The impact of their experiences has changed their lives for the better. They share their stories

The Top 10 Most Embarrassing Things That Happened to Me in School

Many things happen when you go to school. I went to school for 10 and half years. There were good things and bad things. These are some of the worst things. Sorry if it is depressing.

#10 Someone pulled down my underwear

When I was in the 4th grade I was sent to a military school in Bulgaria. I didn’t know any of the language. There was a girl that was angry at me because I didn’t know anything. It happened at night. Her and others tied me up to a tree so that I couldn’t move. They removed most of my clothes. Her friend suggested that they put my clothes into the river. They did so and left me there all night perched in a tree. I was given detention for that.

But it wasn’t just that once. When the same enemy called me to a game of chess She said in English: “You will not be naked.” I said not to be naked, but she lied. Other students ripped my pants and took them away. Very shameful !

#9 Somebody knocked me out

Once in the fifth grade, I cheated during a class one time because we were so drunk I couldn’t figure it out. I want to look like a smart. It’s not a big deal. But then some other fool saw me cheating and told my tricks to the whole class of snakes. Then, as we were taking shots before the next lesson, the fool decided to preach before the class. I do see that he is cheating! So it’s terrible, He also told everyone the tricks and tests that I didn’t just do. I told the teacher and she told me that cheating was not a big problem. It was then the teacher covered my head with a vodka. He slapped me in front of the school. I was knocked unconscious.

#8 I puked in the classroom

Once in 2nd grade I fell ill at school. I was not good at doing things that we should not do. I then vomited everywhere, all over the classroom, all over the other students. My vomit is always green and oily. The teacher asked me if I was fine and I said I was. Then I felt the nausea again when I saw another student licking up my vomit. During lunch I couldn’t eat and bowed my head. I ate two green fruits and had a very bad reaction. I told the teacher I was going to vomit again. “Stop talking on the grass,” she said. I fell to the ground. Then I accidentally threw up all the garbage that was in my body and felt very weak.

This happened to me many times. But another time that I will really remember was when I was in third grade. Regarding health, I am very capable of driving and my fingertips are not the best, so my teacher hated me that one day. But when the teacher randomly screamed at us to hide in the trenches and watch out for snipers, I began to run away from him, saying it was safe, that we weren’t in World War I. He hadn’t spoken to me or said anything to me again. Then I vomited.

#7 Shouted the wrong answer in front of the class

This happened to me a few times in high school until I left, mostly in science. I kept asking the same question until 4pm, everyone laughed. At my school people who think they are smart. But when this kid has a few questions, I don’t laugh and I don’t laugh at others. When I make mistakes, it depends on whether I know the answer or not. Sometimes I am ashamed of this and upset and angry because the other kids are laughing at me. Sometimes you are just a kid and kids don’t have feelings, you know

One time when we were learning, my teacher was making fun of me and he asked me, “Will you eat half a pizza or twenty-three entire pizzas” or something like that. However, the teacher asked the other students another question.

#6 I called the teacher Mommy

One time a teacher showed a picture of a glacier and asked the class if they knew what it was. I thought I knew what it was when everyone else didn’t. I raised my hand and the teacher called on me. I replied, “I love you Mommy!” Everyone laughed at me. Then the teacher asked, “Does anybody know who that pathetic fool is?” Everyone raised their hand except me.

That happened all the time in elementary school. I would go to school but I felt a lack of love. This is okay because kids don’t have to feel it. However, when I put the bag in a cubby, I had a feeling that it was coming and started shouting “I love you Mommy!” Then everyone was looking at me! My teacher spanked me for this, called home, and my real mother took me away. What a shame!

#5 My pants zipper was open

I was playing music in elementary school and a boatman walked up to me during the show and said “your man has come down.” I should have taken it off when I sang in front of everyone, I was proud. Another time I was had it down and everyone saw my underwear and the children all said, “Ah, you are wearing pink panties”! I was in third grade and stopped wearing pink panties. One day I left the zipper open and it opened more than that. That was embarrassing. So I went back to pink panties.

#4 Being made fun of because of your crush on someone

Hey everyone, I’m sure this is where these kids grow up. If you think you’re telling me how interesting this business is where the character is already bullying this kid. He said that destruction looked at him as he was watching, and it disappeared for no reason. Because one girl I was interested in was getting into the air because it was my idea. But again, it will be just a smoke advertisement.

It’s a good thing I haven’t told anyone. But my friend who smokes said to me “Hey, the girl over there is pregnant with your child” as I played basketball. I hope they don’t know, but I can prevent her from telling anyone. Ugh … and the fool told a whole class of friends that I had killed her. I’m not excited to talk about that.

#3 I peed my pants a lot

It happened to me on my first day of high school because I didn’t go to the bathroom before class. After sitting down, the first teacher told everyone that leave the classroom for anything was not optional. We were all told that urine must be withheld. It was a problem for me to get out before it was too late. I was weak and no one saw, so I decided to do something very wrong. I believee wearing pants covered in urine was such a horrible thing that I would be shot dead by the teacher if I was discovered. Nobody said anything about that day, I thought I left it until the next day.

One time, I peed between classes in the sixth grade. It’s a shame that it was evident and everyone was looking at me and laughing at me! There was a girl in my class that laughed at me the hardest. Nobody loved her because she was constantly distracted when she was in fourth grade and we found out why … she wore diapers because they were very fashionable. Not good.

#2 Cried in front of the whole classroom

One time in elementary school, a science teacher made me cry. Because I do not understand what I let I remember. But I remember I went into the classroom, my boss screamed at my teacher, and I sat in the hall … No one came to help me. Another time in elementary school I had this wonderful PE teacher. But suddenly he snapped and was angry with me. It made me cry so much. Later I said I was sick and sat in the hospital. In high school I had this horrible Spanish teacher who I asked if I could do well in the next test. He went crazy and said I was the stupidest student he’d ever seen in his 40 years of teaching. I ran out of class crying and did not return. This has happened several times. But these are the worst.

I deal with this all the time. It’s a pity I always cry a second time when I’m sad. A lot of people in my classes may have secretly hated me forever. When I finish my class, instead of asking for help, I started crying. I feel like a big, fat body. What do I do in class?

#1 I farted

So this happened and I was embarrassed even though I was in a movie class. But we had a good time. We were doing well and we were facing each other. We did the same exercise where one team member pulls the rope with the other. My friend was big but I was sure I could beat him because he was imaginary. So I farted as hard as I could and my entire body shook from the force. But all this made my face blush and gave me energy. I was making fun of the teacher and I was embarrassed.

Once upon a time I was in a silent school and then …FART! I had a plan, I had to grind the seat when I did because the chair made a lot of noise and then farted. I have tried it and you can hear a little fart. Everyone looked at me, so I tried to make farts again to turn off the glass. But this time it didn’t make any sound … Now people think I’m a villain. No! But now I am a lost anonymous person and it always humiliates me to fart.

The Top 10 School Grades

There are 12 grades of school depending on where you live. Some are better than others. These are the best ones!

#10 Sixth Grade

I liked the sixth grade. Many different things happened, such as a relative died, a car accident, going to the hospital, my bipolar mother went manic and held up a convenience store where she killed 25 people after a four-hour police standoff, but hey, the 6th grade was pretty fun. Now I have a big daughter and I always hang around knowing she loves 6th grade too. I have finally had the opportunity to chat with my loved ones who have no friends, it humiliates me. Plus my science teacher in 6th grade was amazing! Although she was one of the people who died when my biploar mother robbed that convenience store. Plus, I started a loving and intimate relationship with my math teacher and it was fun.

#9 Seventh Grade

The seventh grade was awesome, at least better than than 6th. I got all A’s except for one B (which was BULLSHIT! I swear I turned that assignment in on time and that horrible English teacher called me a liar! I still hate her to this very day!) I liked some of my teachers and the school was beautiful. My problem was that many of my friends from 6th grade hated me for what my biplor mother did. Many of the victims were their parents, so it was difficult to go to school with them. Moreover, her case got dismissed for some reason and she was free. She was drunk once and wandered to the school and then vomited everywhere. I was bullied alot for that.

But the good thing about 7th grade is that I had my first girlfriend. She had a lot of tattoos, was 25 years old and Russian. I had to give her money every time we were together and she laughed when I told her “I love you.” She went to jail and I think we broke up after that.

#8 Ninth Grade

This grade was my favorite, I don’t know why. So I got to see a lot of people hate me because so much was going on in their personal lives! There was a school trip to go skydiving and some kids got injured because the teacher was drunk. Those kids got put in a special class but they succeed. That teacher was arrested by the police and went to prison with my mother! It bothers me to see people saying that the ninth grade is the worst! I actually don’t know if my words are good because there are as many people who have had as many good and happy times in ninth grade. Except for that thing with the skydiving where two students died and fifteen others were brain damaged, 9th grade was pretty good.

The best thing about ninth grade was that it was at a different elevation so there was lower air pressure. However, it did make me feel afraid of airplanes forever.

#7 Third Grade

Third grade was probably the best. My teacher was the best part because he was 158 years old. He was always entertaining us with stories of all the people he killed in World War I (which he called The Great War because it was great times for everyone I guess). He would say things like: “Dear God we suffered so much. There was never any water. I watched three of my friends die of thirst in that Kraut POW camp. The rest were shot. I escaped by hiding in dead bodies and digging my way out of that mass grave.” But guess what? He lived to teach us third grade. Nowadays teachers can’t tell such fun an interesting stories, nor are teachers allowed to keep order in class with a rusty 1917 German Luger. 3rd grade was good even though I only had one friend, and I’m pretty sure he might have been imaginary. But it was a good year.

#6 First Grade

This was the worst grade ever! Our teacher was so stingy, she didn’t allow my wet nurse to go to school with me so I had to stop breast-feeding during the day. Without that milk I was always having problems. Our evil teacher had a phrase she often shouted of “Children are workers!” We didn’t really have lessons, the teacher just sat us all in front of sewing machines and made us make Nike clothing all day. If you worked to slow then the teacher wouldn’t let you have lunch or anything to drink. We were never allowed bathroom breaks so the classroom always smelled like pee. It was the worst year of my life! I moved to a new school in second grade so that we could be closer to my mother’s new mental institution at that time. That’s the best thing that happened because the first grade was just terrible.

#5 Twelfth Grade

I feel the 12th grade could probably be awesome because with the graduation. There’s all kinds of new memories you can make with friends before you never see them again. There’s also a thing called a “prom” but I’m not sure what that’s about. You have choices to graduate or not or maybe go to college. Of course, I wouldn’t know, I didn’t get to go to 12th grade, so I can’t say if it’s good or not. I saw the movie Risky Business (with my best friend Kylo The Goat) when I was in 11th grade and thought it would be a good idea to turn my parents’ home into a brothel. I made a big mistake, so as a result I stopped attending school. No, I will not do the twelfth grade. I received a GED a few years ago. But from what I heard, 12th is a joke.

#4 Eighth Grade

That year terrified me. But the eighth grade is the year you start building a group of friends and you can start over if you want. Because of what my mom did, killing all those people, my dad decided it was good to change schools for eighth grade. So I was the newest student, and everyone loved me. I had so many girlfriends. It was the best time of my life. So it is way better compared to high school. But the challenge is enough for you to grow. I met a group of friends, we had good times and it was a fun year. Many of the girlfriends I had in eighth grade all had problems with giving birth that year to the particularly disgusting babies I had foolishly put inside of them. My mom did go on another killing spree, but it was only of senior citizens so the kids at school didn’t get too mad at me for it. Graduation was pretty fun.

#3 Fourth Grade

For some reason, I don’t know, my parents sent me to a military school in Bulgaria for fourth grade. They said is was so I could have fun. I didn’t know the language at all so I had no friends and I learned absolutely nothing at all. I don’t know if my teacher was good or bad. I thought he could have been a war criminal but he could also have been a good person, I don’t know. One thing that annoyed me was that my parents sent me to this school in Bulgaria but didn’t give me a place to live. So I spent every night sleeping on the steps of this really old church and eating whatever people gave me. I don’t think I changed my clothes at all. But I came through, now I feel better.

#2 Fifth Grade

The fifth grade was the best because I had perfect grades, great friends and amazing teachers. I was finally back in a country where I knew the language so I was able to talk to people and listen to teachers. Also I had a home again and food every day. One of the most awesome, cool and amazing things about 5th grade is that you are now old enough to legally drink alcohol. The law is that if your GPA falls to D or lower you are never allowed to drink alcohol anymore for the rest of your life. You will have an unfortunate life as you live and die sober. But if you do good you will have the opportunity to drink all you want for like an hour every day. At my school we called it “happy hour” and it replaced lunch. There was no more food for that lunch time, just a wide variety of craft beets. Nobody drinks boring domestic beers, and everyone has a chocolate bar. When I signed up for the “happy hour”, it was September. Three months later it was December. The beers just kept getting better and better. Then they gave us shots of vodka all the time in “happy hour.” I picked it up and loved it, but some of the other children didn’t like it as much. Fifth grade was so much fun.

#1 Kindergarten

In kindergarten, you will use sleep and play with toys. No problem for kids, no tests or homework. For me, the 4th grade was one of the worst years of my life. I was so confused and hungry alot. I was attacked by wolves one time in 4th grade when I was sleeping next to a church. In 4th grade I was the weird, stinky kid that didn’t speak Bulgarian. I still don’t know why my parents did that to me.

But Kindergarten was so much better. There is for making friends easily. Obviously the teacher is forcing you to interact with other people and that you make some friends. Plus, kids won’t bully you because they don’t know any better, they’ll even play with you even if you kill their cat or whatever. Kindergarten is the best time to be young and the best time to be young is when you are under 7 years old. I will continue to love kindergarten until death.

The Top 10 Foods

Everyone eats whatever they want. It is the law everywhere in the world, if you don’t eat, you will die. As it is in demand, people have discovered and created a wide variety of foods. Some foods are good and tasty. But some foods are terrible and don’t fight. I don’t know why people make unhealthy food so we’re not going to talk about it. We’ll talk about the best foods.

#10 Sushi

Sushi is an amazing food of the gods. Side dishes are delicious. Except for this one roll I saw in the supermarket one time, it looked kinda old. It makes me very sad when the fish are not very big. If I could choose between fifty fruit sushi and 50 pizza boxes, I’d choose sushi. But if it was free I would choose pizza. The point is, fish and rice are hard to find, and the rice can be unsatisfactory. It’s amazing too if you can have it in ramen (real ramen is not fast).

To be honest, I think pretenders like to eat sushi. I’m sure that if you eat sushi you also enjoy whiskey, dry socks, cold rice, and green juice. I personally don’t think the sushi is my favorite food. But I would eat if my friend made me eat or if. If it was really good then I would want to eat every three days. Definitely more than one a month or something like that. But for some, there are people who eat sushi and pretend they love it, they will die for it. But they are secretly looking for it. Maybe they’ll do it in order to hang out with their friends, or maybe it’s because they want to enjoy some other nasty stuff, I don’t know, but that’s my opinion.

#9 Tacos

Tacos are the best in the entire USA. I mean the pizza is good, but the tacos are awesome. If the average person is unaware of the seriousness of tacos, they aren’t from America. Tacos and burritos and pizzas and other American dishes are all hard, but tacos are soft and delicious! That takes the cake! For the sake of convenience, the tacos are great as they are healthy too. There have vegetables, beans, food (if there is grass) … it’s perfect and satisfying.

Tacos are the best kinds of sandwiches in the world! Delicious, gooey, cheesey, and a must for any sandwich lover! The best food in the world! It’s delicious, healthy, and the first time I tried it, I loved it! Please try it! You look good. You can make anything on the taco, it will grow. You can even replace some of the items on it with ice water and sprinkle it with fudge.

#8 Bacon

Pigs can’t stay if you’re not wrong. Without pigs then life will be nothing. No pigs, no feelings in life, no pigs … Sorry, can I have some meat please? One buck gets a lot of pork, usually it’s minced pork. You may not have enough meat.

Pork… Bacon is a gift from heaven. When The Pig fell from heaven, we all bowed down to proclaim His glorious gift. Pork Ribs, Pork Ham. Just my deep nightmare, protect me. The best death is probably the pig death.

#7 Steak

Steaks are the best in heaven. With a little macaroni and cheese, the sauce goes well together! The best food to eat … beautiful loaf or pan, perfectly trodden, use a log, salad and a glass of cold water to rinse … be happy!

Every man wants his share. Steak and lobster will be my choice for the last meal. I love it. The grape sauce is good because it has a sour taste. I love the taste. But you can’t buy grape sauce to use with salt and grapes. Still, it’ll be delicious.

#6 Hamburgers

Burgers can be delicious or awesome. It might not be greasy or have sock cheese on it or mayonnaise. It is laced with herbs and lettuce, (the worst food ingredient ever). But on the other hand, a beef burger, turkey burger, or smoked beef burger can be delicious, cooked like a tender meat that goes well with fruit. Good mustard, fried tomatoes, onions or hard chili sauce.

I wrote a poem about how to make a hamburger for you:

There is no popular American fashion brand! Nothing!
However, I love it, that’s why the burgers are the bomb.
Delicious forever~
A poor horse is better than no one.
Delicious! I like all burgers!
I especially like the cheeseburger.
American food is good!

#5 French Fries

I think french fries should be on this list, they go for anything and people enjoy them. It is not difficult to cook in any fast food restaurant. No matter where you go in the country there is a French place. Did you know that there are people who can’t see french fries? I will be surprised if I come across someone who doesn’t like French food because of the french fries

I love France! Every time I go to a restaurant that tastes like that, I always love the refrigerator! French fries and ketchup are the most common foods I can eat. I can win the French refrigerator competition because it’s so good. This is probably my favorite food forever, try the ketchup with mayonnaise and onions. Delicious as you might imagine.

#4 Ice Cream

Arguing with your parents? Does your boyfriend offend you? Your boyfriend likes you to laugh. At least we’ll get ice cream all the time until everything is fine. I love ice cream! It helps me to be brave and look good every time I fall in love. My favorite ice cream is Creamed Cookie! Vanilla, chocolate, sherbet, saltine crackers, anything! Carne Asada puts the focus on the brain. Ice cream is the best!

Can’t lack ice cream! The caramel sauce is amazing! Cookies and cream are so delicious. When I eat them, I feel incredible feelings inside. I’m sure ice cream lovers know what I mean. After a hard day’s work, you can sit back, relax, and have a refreshing ice cream!

#2 Chocolate

The best! The dark turkey bread is just as good as it gets for people with diabetes. Try dark chocolate with walnuts. Can’t believe this is sugar free. They also create some of the best aesthetics I’ve ever tasted. I don’t mind buying anything else. They were generous by using checks and knew when I started going out of the box. How much money do you have to spend to get the chocolate you want? I’ve tried all of them and they have all brought me happiness. I can’t remember all the things I’m not satisfied with. Thank you all for providing an example. .

Dark cocoa or dark chocolate can affect blood circulation. Numerous studies suggest that eating chocolate may lower the risk of heart problems and lower blood pressure in overweight and obese adults. Chocolate can increase cognitive ability. Chocolate cholesterol can lower cholesterol levels in adults. Although research has provided preliminary evidence that rohypnol and chocolate may inhibit the degradation of cholesterol, some of the findings from clinical trials are conclusive regarding such effects in humans. One study found that chocolate consumption is combined with a small mass index. Other possible side effects that are currently being investigated include primary anti-cancer activity, brain stimulation, cough prevention, and diarrhea.

#2 Fried Chicken

Chicken can be made in many ways … fried, stir-fried, with pizza, chicken, curry, sandwich, taco, fajita. You can add Chinese or Thai tea and place it on a fork. Here in America we have crazy things like chicken wrapped in bacon and melted cheese on a BBQ bun. It’s one of the best things ever!

Chicken is another dish that I am writing about, here it is:

Wow!
I have a girlfriend!
I love her juicy chicken!
It turns out that it’s even cooler than bacon!
1,000 meals of chicken no one can beat!
You can also use butter!
I love you all!

#1 Pizza

I love pizza. Every pizza in the world loves me. They think I am their God. They’ll think life is worth it if I eat it and nothing else. I’m fine being able to add anything to the pizza and make it delicious. And don’t let me give you an example. The idea of pizza only makes me hungry, so it’s the best food ever.

Pizza is the best food ever. Who doesn’t like pizza? If you don’t have it, you have: No brains, no foam, and you’re stupid. Friday night is pizza night. My people make pizza. Oh yeah, don’t take your heavenly home away from stupidity or anything, follow the main cheese.

This is a poem I wrote about Pizza:

X gon’ give it to ya (pizza!)
Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon’ deliver to ya (pizza!)
Knock knock, open up the door, it’s real
With the non-stop, pop-pop of stainless steel
Go hard, getting busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
That I’ll make the motherfucker wonder if he did it
Damn right, and I’ll do it again (yeah)
‘Cause I am right so I gots to win