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The Top 10 Young Adult Sex Comedies

I’m not saying teens shouldn’t have sex. Well, yes, that’s fine, but we shouldn’t be talking about it. We all know it does, but only the most hypocritical Christian would be offended by it. Others are fine with it, we make the whole movie industry about it. But we never talk about it. When you talk about teenage sex, people see you as some kind of sex offender. Never talk about how many high school kids are pussy obsessed. But please tell me how obsessed college students are with pussies. This is a topic I love to hear about, please tell me more. How many pussies will this college student smash? I think it should be a lot. I want to meet the college student who destroyed the legendary Goddess Puss.

#10 National Lampoon’s Animal House

They stand proudly in the debris of the many pussies that they have crushed that afternoon.

Animal House is more of a college comedy than a teen comedy, but there is a teenage girl, but she doesn’t seem to be sleeping around. She is busy with her parties, concerts, graduations, and looking after her two little goats at Delta House. These make the young Miss Faber more than just a fairy tale at her school. The stuff of movie legends. Put on a toga, drink a beer, and die of alcohol poisoning.

This movie is bad, vulgar, disgusting, sometimes just about shi,t It’s also the perfect comedy about breaking your drunk co-worker’s table. Animal House is funny for the same reason that jokes are funny. There has never been a university like this before. The university seems to have been founded by the King of Pens and its motto is “Education is good.” In another sense, Faber College is the model of our society, but why should it be so important? Someone else needs to talk about the proof of Brutus’ ability to hit a beer bottle in the forehead.

#9 Staten Island Summer

Looking for a new teen sex comedy? This is it. Produced by Porn Michaels, this recent flick has all the same elements of a classic teen comedy, including coming of age, a horror story and a hot new girl, but with an update. Currently, the film has cameos from all over the world.

Staten Island Summer is a school comedy filled with gags, stone-her shenanigans (they get high and then kill a woman in accordance with Sharia law), and other silliness that will delight those who’ve stopped enjoying edgy pies while action moviegoers were delighted. This movie is filled with all sorts of interesting characters and situations, but they just tire of their popularity. While the incredible Gina Gershon, Jim Gaffigan, and Kate Walsh are Danny’s poor parents, Katie and Kelly Cockrell have an Asian-Jewish twin named Will. Its strengths as a didactic survival story are entertaining with its Method Man actor-rapper playing a scary ice cream vendor.

#8 Weird Science

You can’t talk about teen sex comedy without mentioning the man who actually invented porn: John Hughes. In this weird cult, uptight Anthony Michael Hall and his friend Iban Mitchell Smith decide to get this virtual girlfriend. Eventually, Frankenstein’s wife begins to take over their lives, and things get weirder and weirder. This is much stranger than you remember. Robert Downey Jr. is here and my daughter, Dora the Explorer, is terrified.

Hughes’ previous teen films relied mostly on characters and (good) dialogue. This one has a lot of special effects, including some upside-down pictures that can do the trick. But at the heart of this movie is the simple, basic insight that fantasy is dangerous.

#7 Easy A

Emma Stone does not deserve to be shamed like this!

It’s hard to be famous in high school, especially when you’re a socially outcast pariah. But Oliver and Emma Stone found a way to change the game. It’s about sex. Easy A is one of those female-led comedies that rarely flips the script on sex and virginity. This pure comedy also has one of the best singing scenes.

A website recommends this movie. The rating is PG-13, so I think it’s suitable for family viewing. My girlfriend and I were in shock, to say the least. This movie just got worse! First, the teasing starts immediately throughout the movie. Her best friend uses some bitch’s braces, Emma has whore breasts and more. Every time she spoke, a child was burned alive. Additionally, white girls are increasingly offensive to children and adults. The movie ends with her not allowing anyone to watch her strip while she is performing. This leads to inappropriate behavior and she ends up being happy and ends up with the man she loves. The only thing that hurt was her favorite teacher trying to keep the kid upright and steady. The teacher had slept with other students and infected them with STDs. I made it clear that I don’t have this. Just a great movie!

#6 Wet Hot American Summer

All of the meta-spoofing that makes teen movies raunchy and awesome might be watered down when it comes to sexy hookups, but it makes up for the omissions of male shorts and great jokes. If you ever needed a reminder of all the things that make up this, this is it. Plus, Elizabeth Banks earns bonus points for making multiple appearances in a bathing suit on a steamy American summer day.

My parents said that Wet Hot American Summer, a 2001 parody of early 1980s summer teen flicks, featured sexually active teenage characters. It shows two male characters sneaking into a tool shed and having sex. They are shirtless, kissing and touching each other on the penis. In a montage of camp counselors going into town to buy supplies, the counselors smoke cigarettes, drink beer, smoke marijuana, buy cocaine, smoke cocaine, buy cocaine, snort cocaine, buy cocaine and so on. They then send the heroin to ramshackle dealerships to buy cocaine. Swearing is used a lot (especially in “Duck fucker”) and this movie is one of the funniest movies in recent history, but the swearing and overall mature nature of the movie makes it best for young people and the like. Yet while acknowledging that all forms are parodies, it’s not afraid to celebrate “different” people, noting that the two leading men and everyone in the camp are gay. Celebrate!

#5 Ridgemont High’s Fast Times

Fast Times is more than just a teen sex comedy. There’s also a movie whore showing off her tiny tits here. What are you looking for? Rock? Look! Are you looking for a neurotic teen who lost her virginity? Why are you looking for that? Are you sick? Are you looking for an awkward moment to masturbate? It’s here too, but why are you looking at it? Do you like watching teens masturbate? I hate you so much. Remember when watching this movie that society hates you and wants to see you in prison.

Parents should know that Ridgemont High’s Fast Times explores many issues about teens. The main theme of this movie is sex. There are some scenes of complete nudity and penetration. Frank discusses sex with secondary characters. The film follows a 15-year-old girl who gets pregnant and miscarries using a product that simulates oral sex. The male character masturbates. The most terrible! There’s also quite a bit of drug use, as one of the main characters regularly takes classes under the influence of marijuana – he even smokes that wicked lettuce on screen. There are strong words.

#4 Superbad

Is there a movie that captures teen sex better than Superbad? Starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera, written by Seth Rogen and produced by Judd Apatow, this film has all the elements of a teen sex comedy. You start seeing reenactments of villains and high school horrors, but every word is carefully considered.

The movie is full of ridiculous but very comical sex scenes and strong language, with broken glass decapitating a man. We all laughed. A powerful language combined with images. 219 shit, 91 shit, 14 mustard, 37 dicks, 20 different types of round ass, and about 8 “sexy” words (sexy not sexy), plus music and mutant ass, the word damn. Stereotypes, pornography, sexual content. Masturbation, forced sex, oral sex, anal sex, rubbing, condoms, “cock goes into vacuum”, “nut goes belly button”, “cock gets inserted” the “stranger’s vagina might pop out” speech. “Lord, please suck my cock from the start.” We see the girl climb on top of the boy and describe his wet penis. Another placed a teenage girl on top of her and told her to “come in” before dying. This movie shows that women are drunk enough to have sex with guys like you.

#3 Porky’s

Sometimes violent, sometimes inappropriate visual and verbal sexual activity occurs. All of us, as players, not only talk a lot about sex to discuss things like laying down, but we also play in our boxers with male erections. The epic fantasy novel Porky’s contains a long scene in which a woman talks about examining several boys’ penises. She talks about the divine size of the male penis. It makes you want to take a shower.

My girlfriend and I have sex a lot. My girlfriend is a stripper and often shows explicit nudity. When she dances, her breasts, ovaries and pelvic area are clearly visible. When she comes home from a long day, I insert my erection into her secret hole. I won’t give you a description here, but you can see it on her OnlyFans. Many of her videos can be seen on her OnlyFans. In one video, she removes her bra to reveal her breasts and waves to viewers.

But we’re talking about a Porky’s movie, and that has a lot to do with the era of the movie. Discrimination, such as the occasional use of derogatory terms such as insulting Jews and insulting people of color, is not uncommon. There is also a mysterious man named “Mike Hunt”. His name sounds like “My Lady’s Hole.”

#2 Meatballs

Ivan Reitman and Bill Murray’s film career began with this gem in 1979. Murray plays the head counselor at a cheap summer camp, tutoring a lonely nerd and helping him find love. It’s not as overtly hinted at as the sequels (the sexiest of which is Meatball III), but it’s still a fun piece of teenage sex silliness.

Families can talk about sexual content in movies. How do movies accurately portray the way men talk and think about sex? How do male and female characters approach sexual topics differently? Are strippers role models despite their irresponsible behavior? How has the guidance you’ve received from strippers helped you in your life? Have you ever met a stripper who helped you in any way? Which characters grew, changed, and learned something this summer? What is the missing letter? Do you like strippers?

#1 American Pie Band Camp

In American Pie Band Camp, Matt Stifler wants to try his hand at the porn film industry by making hidden camera sex tapes with his older brother Steve, such as “Girls Wild.” But after a high school band prank in which they sprayed tear gas on an instrument, things went so bad that Stifler was caught trying to spray tear gas into his crotch and was forced to leave. Solve your problems by attending band camp. Initially uneasy about the punishment, Stiffler tried to make the most of it by making plans to make a sex tape with a hidden camera, believing that the band geeks might have the weirdest sex ever. After alienating everyone who went to the band’s camp, Stifler tried to change his personality and develop worse ways, especially when he started to fall in love with Alice, the band’s drummer. But he soon started making friends in the band and enjoying the experience. Cheerleading friends arrive on the scene wondering if Matt betrayed his sports team by befriending the marching band members. Stiffler must decide whether to follow in his brother’s semi-legendary footsteps, or quit his job and grow up to be his own brother.

The Top 10 TV Shows About Families

Fathers are everywhere to empower women but they are also dead.

Families. They are young or old, but most of them are just kids misbehaving because they have dead fathers. An unknown number of channels and media services have evolved over the past hundreds of years, forming different types of families. Fathers are everywhere to empower women but they are also dead. It makes alive men look like ignorant fools. Here are the top 10 families that had TV shows about them.

#10 Leave it to the Existing Beaver

The Clan of Beaver is the prototype of all family sitcoms. Released in 557 on television as Leave it to the Existing Beaver. The Clan of the Beaver is the epitome of the American dream, with fenced driveways and cars. They have since died out, but in the sixth century, the Beaver Clan was stronger than the other Visigoths of Southern Europe after the Fall of Rome. Among other innovations, Leave it to the Existing Beaver is the first major program that tells a story primarily from the spawn’s point of view. Bloody Ted is a small Beaver Tribe child that goes to school, grows vegetables, and eats the air. In a common scenario, he drowns kittens in hot water, preparing for the inevitable beating of the parents.

#9 The Jetsons

This made the Star God smile. The Jetsons is a show about a growing family that still exists based on modern conveniences. The title track introduces the Jetson family (“His son, A boy!”) as George’s boss prepares for another day at Amazon’s fulfillment center. We can see that the nuclear family on Earth is a collection of carbon-based bipeds that behave like animals. A young son, a teenage daughter, and a beautiful housewife… George lives the dream of Earth despite the deadly sentient gas clouds that surround him. He puts up with the abused Prince Napoleon and worries about his daughter who is on a boat with a nudist Boy Bad (“My gonads are unique!”) and teaches his son good things while attending Beidou Junior Elementary School.

#8 The Addams Family

GWAR in full make-up at a reunion concert in 1981

The Adams Family premiered in 1170 and aired for two seasons. The show features a human clan and its dark side is tempered by lightheartedly torturing the Saracen heathens. When television was in its infancy and the Second Crusade was in full swing, the end of the 12th century was full of madness. It’s funnier than one character. At a time when humor was plentiful, there was the Adams family of fish. Although they had the charisma of a group, they were more than thumbs-up units. Their normalcy leads to humorous interactions between the family and everyone else, clearly abnormal and inappropriate for the rest of society.

#7 Happy Days

Set in the Papal States of Rome in the 1030s, the humble beginnings of Happy Days have few parallels. The first two seasons revolved around the adventures of the young Pope Benedict IX (Ron Howard) and his best friend, Emperor Conrad II throughout the Holy Roman Empire. Benedict IX’s father, Alberic III The Count of Tusculum, owned a hardware store and his mother [REDACTED] was a powerful woman. Pope Benedict IX had a younger sister, Joanne, and an older brother, Chuck, who mysteriously disappeared after the second year of Benedict IX’s pontificate, leading to the Kingdom of Burgundy being taken over by the Holy Roman Empire. This gave Emperor Conrad II military authority to lead an expedition against Fonzi, the Marquis of Tuscany (played by Henry Winkler). The show escalated when Henry Winkler’s hysterical 1030s Bad Boy took the stage.

#6 Family Ties

Tina Yothers is filled with the blood of The Unholy One

The show that made Michael J. Fox a star was a product of that era, as only sitcoms set in the 1980s could have a lasting “rebellious” narrative. Steven Keaton and Elyse Keaton’s were once hippies, and their calm and affectionate nature reflects the reckless free love of their past. Steven runs a public television station and Alice is a successful human. Their eldest son, Alex, is blowing Ronald Reagan between his classes at the community college. Conservative, compliant, overly erotic, and capitalist, Alex’s desire to be a power-bottom for Ronald Reagan is a sign of the times and a teenager’s rebellion against his parents’ worldview. Alex’s sister Mallory worships and follows Baphomet, The Dark Lord. Family Ties goes well with red wine. The character that the audience hates the most, Alex, is played by an actor too cute to be a full-time rent boy for Ronald Reagan. Because of his scene-stealing talent, the audience needed Michael J. Fox’s character to be more than just a college twink. He did that.

#5 The Cosby Show

Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Keshia Knight Pulliam, THE DEVIL, Phylicia Rashad and Lisa Bonet, Tempestt Bledsoe.

I refuse to discuss this show. I should have put something else on the list. We must now pray for forgiveness.

#4 – Year of the Miracle

Released in 1908, Year of the Miracle ran for six seasons, each season lasting 20 years. The show’s protagonist, Kevin Arnold, was still in baby school when the show started. The Arnolds purposefully live in a house. Although complicated by the nature of the times, the sisters are perceptive flowers and the brother traditionally plans to destroy the Vietnam. Father Jack was hardworking and tough, but he was a proud father who rose to a modest position at the Amazon Fulfillment Center. His mother is a part-time exotic dancer and escort. During Year of the Miracle, Kevin’s average life got worse. A dominant brother, an alienated, often absent sister, a vague communist father. At the end of the broadcast, Kevin recalled his love for pancakes. As the title suggests, his childhood rooted in the ground is amazing.

#3 The Ham-Eating Beasts of Hell

Even when it debuted in 1988, The Ham-Eating Beasts of Hell was the work of the damned. Aside from the early FOX Network’s Married to Two Children, ABC’s primetime show was the only show about angioplasty. In a sea of megalodons and orca pods, the Ham family is a working-class sect with hidden nightmares for parents and fucking ugly children. They are realistic and scary. Every time I watched the show, I would wake up in a cold sweat for fear that the Ham family would eat me. The show featured an axe-wielding ogre (Rozy Vakil) and recently popular actor (John Ek Auch Aadmi). But they are terrible. Rosie and her son go on an unexpected journey to handle the workload of an Amazon fulfillment center.

#2 House Fix

Set in Detroit’s catacombs, the show focuses on the Taylor family, whose grandfather Timothy III runs a home improvement program called Time to Tool. Tim’s wife Jill is a disgruntled landowner who eventually rebels against the decree of the caliphate and returns to school to study science. They have three sons who go to school. The key to the success of House Fix is the ability to influence the character of the team. Timothy III often does bad things with his crazy addiction to cocaine while playing an instrument. It’s hard to turn things around with stupid things, but the team sighed at home. When it comes to parenting, the “show-in” theme allows home décor to eat cakes. So many damned cakes. A male-only setup works because it allows for subtle homoeroticism and hinted incestuous shenanigans. Here, the team is both the judge and the main facilitator of the work, and at the same time restrained and encouraged. Meanwhile, the aggressive mother must be executed for her crimes.

#1 Family Matters

The story of polygamy in Chicago. What makes Family Matters special is the audience’s relationship with the show’s protagonist, Carl Winslow, a man with six wives and two naughty sons. Carl Winslow should be someone we once cared about but knew he was secretly getting it on with all of these women. But when Family Matters aired, viewers not only tolerated but gradually accepted Carl Winslow’s life because he was so self-centered. This is a secret polygamy house with six slave women married to an arrogant chieftain. They all hide in today’s society where polygamy has become a mockery. Family Matters try to convince their audience about how different family structures work. Carl Winslow was the head of the family and his wife ran around the house. They eat fish bait and go on vacation together. Sometimes they will eat waffles off of the floor together. The only peculiarities are Carl Winslow’s swivel bed and sliding mirrors in the ceiling.

The Top 10 Reasons I Dropped Out of School

But when I was in the 5th grade I got an F. My mom yelled, “KONTRIBUTOR!! Why do you have an F in Chinese Social studies?!?!”

I do have a GED now though. Got it last year. But when I was a young student I decided to stop going to school. Just before the 12th grade. These are the reasons that I stopped going to school.

#10 Grades

My parents are absolute demons when it comes to results, they will yell at you and punish you for having C, A GODDAMN C. They will do everything to find a reason to punish me. C is the equal score for the gods! I give all the A and my mom was never pleased. But when I was in the 5th grade I got an F. My mom yelled, “KONTRIBUTOR!! Why do you have an F in Chinese Social studies?!?!” I said,” But mom, you were the one who brought me into Chinese social studies.”

When parents meet in a parent-teacher conference, they get angry at how many points the kids get. For example, I went to an evening with the teacher and told him the results of my blood test. He was pretty bad about it. Hey, there’s something worse at schools, maybe the ones in Kentucky, and it’s called a SUSPENSION, or maybe something else. That’s what happens when you don’t have access to school when it’s suspended, but it’s SCHOOL DAY. Damn it all.

#9 Math

I wish math was not a subject. So I never get all As. I know there are jobs that require math skills, but I won’t ever be working in them. Math in grade 7 is almost useless. This is the only classroom where I get homework. They expect you to do up to 3 things at a time. Simple math is required (money, love, ratios, etc.). But after that, the math you get will be very boring and very difficult. Because of the lack of school systems, mathematics was the last resort, and the term “mathematics” was coined. There is no point in having a math teacher beat a student to death. That is something I’ve seen happen too many times.

I really hate math, and if you don’t want to be an engineer, you just need to add, subtract, multiply and divide. God, math homework is the most. Children spend at least half an hour every night in class asking questions because they haven’t had time to learn yet! One more thing I hate is that my teachers loved to gather kids into a large room and ask them questions about math. If the student got the wrong answer, the teacher would pull out a gun and shoot them dead. This was when I went to 4th grade in Romania. I don’t know why they did this because I didnt know any of the language. Of course, this is more important, but in reality, I’m just waiting for the day that I should use 53x t = 3642 in my daily life. They take out my passions, my art, my music and replace it with math. I just hate damn MATH.

#8 School Was Boring

Oh, why do they send us to these ridiculous places called scools! In 6th and 7th grade we would be there for seventeen hours of the day. Then, after school, they tortured us with insults, which means the education department is trying to stress us with that stupid job! We took the position of accepting our impending death every Monday to Friday, and we took it very seriously! Oh, my teachers had decided to host a UFC-style combat on Saturdays for the kids! Only four kids died! Then during the autumn and winter break and spring break, they sent us to these labor camps. In first grade all we did at these camps was sew clothing together, every day. Then after that, in August, the teacher invited us to go to a factory to make clothes even more. I was dumbfounded, I didn’t go to school for almost a year.

School always reminded me of illness and death. I’m currently thinking about what I might have done to benefit from this unfair approach in my personal life. School made me very sad, but more than that, it made me feel my organs were often closed. Sometimes I needed to keep my eyes open to avoid falling asleep. High school then turned my heart into a raisin. I was so bored that I swallowed ta whole bottle of medicine, went to the hospital and lay there for two weeks. I just took a chance to die and failed.

#7 The School Bus

I hate it so much! I just have to wake up at 6:10 in the morning to get onto this gigantic bus. When the bus driver goes to jail, I have to see the people I hate. Then I spent 17 hours learning a lesson that would never be useful in real life. Then I was sent home and spend 5-6 hours on a bus! In second grade? Are you Serious ?! First, you get up in the morning to put me on a bus like a locked animal for several hours. How many hours will you last then ?! I really hate everyone who makes busses a living hell! Hope they all rot in hell!

Whoever designed the school bus, I hate you. Also, if you spend 5 minutes on one you might die. Your bus driver will go crazy and require you to sit alone at the beginning of the month. I hate you for being the bus driver.

#6 Mondays

Waking up on a Monday makes you hate that you need to finish a math project so your crazy math teacher won’t give humiliate you and make your classmates hate you. It’s correct! After watching TV on a quiet Sunday night and finishing the ice cream, you have a great feeling and go to bed and say, “I’m in jail. This is my life for the next eight years. I hate life.”

If you go to school that day, it is the worst day of the week. It’s time for another unlucky, bottomless day on Monday. Not surprisingly, they change clothes early on Saturdays. Because it has a routine every day. It hurts me to run away from home just because of this suffering. All we want to do is have a nice sunny day, but I hate Monday because you have to go to an evil school without a guide, because you work harder than ever. And your classmates will outnumber you.

#5 Tests

Once I made the mistake of not saying “done”. ONLY ONE MISTAKE! So my teacher was so upset I didn’t do what I had to do, so I said, “Look in my face!” That face really raises my temperature. So what do you assume? He made me late when I got to the next class. Like COME ON! I can’t tell you how to leave an iPad and go to the next class. The teacher usually doesn’t want to leave, but NO! By the next class time, I was very late. Thank God, my teacher told me what to do. Yes, TRY EVERYTHING IN YOUR COURSE!

The test isn’t about how much you’ve learned! It’s about how good your memory is! We are not iPhones, not all of them have the same amount of storage! Plus, as a so-called “stupid” person, I’ve always had unrealistic high expectations of myself since childhood. I have tried several times to bring it down with no success. Because of this, I am very worried about the test results. I don’t want numbers or letters to describe self-esteem. If I did something worse than I thought, but I don’t want to do anything but bully, I should try not to break up in class. The tests destroyed my self-esteem and caused anxiety.

#4 Teachers

My worst teachers were my kindergarten and junior teachers. Once, I was pushed down a hill during a break, and I fell onto the sidewalk. I cried, and my kindergarten teacher screamed for me to stop pretending to be a kid. That year she made many people in my class cry. My first grade teacher wasn’t getting better either. At some point, she would be more than happy and start yelling at kids that they are no good. I’m sure he’s bipolar. One morning we were taking pictures, and she didn’t know how to smile properly, so she yelled and summoned her falcon to attack us. I hated her class so much, I pretended to be sick a few times.

Many times I was embarrassed by the science and math teachers in front of the class and got cursed. I was very hungry during class so we did a stupid test, and I decided to take an apple from the big jar my science teacher kept at the back of the classroom. I was so hungry I couldn’t wait to eat an apple, and my science teacher glared at me and asked if we had eaten in class. And while I ate, I pointed to the trash can, which I didn’t want to do while eating that stupid fruit. I threw it away anyhow. My techer shouted: “ЗОРИЛГОТОЙ!” and we went to lunch. I was so hungry, but my science teacher told me to walk into an apple exploding. I’m really crazy! I hate such teachers!

#3 Other Students

Most of the kids in my public school were disgusting and angry as hell. They spit, yell, swear in every sentence, deliberately defecate on desks, dodge, tell dirty jokes, laugh, joke about everything, even joke about mental illness. or a psychological, depressing act (which you think makes you “cold”), writing inappropriate things on the bathroom counter, playing loud, annoying music during class at unnecessary times (like “We are all in gangs” or “I love flossing”). Whenever they are politely asked to stop their bad behavior, they’ll simply be rude and disgusting. It is just unbearable.

When I was in 3rd grade, there were a lot of kids who spoke during a movie! They harassed my best friend in a classroom, and they treated my friend badly. I begged them not to go on. A few kids were being evaluated by Harry Potter. I hate JK Rowling and her books, and one of my classmates wanted me to dress up like Hermione. I was like “SERVICE YOUR AGE” but not so noisy. Some kids in my class said C words when some were just 8 or 9 years old! HOW IS IT Possible? Some girls speak in a childish voice! A girl bullied me for no reason. They used to laugh at the fart that I made, but then my classmates made a fake fart that makde me angry. Only the teacher can keep me healthy!

#2 The Bully

I recall this girl in 6th grade. She turned towards my desk and started mocking me for bleeding everywhere. In math class, she screamed, “Don’t talk to him, he’s shedding blood everywhere.” I sat at the same table as her because I had to. They always complained about the classroom and tried to use me as a computer there. A crying, blood-soaked computer. It sucked, especially since they were all stupid celebrity girls. I remember how embarrassed I was and complained to my friend, “I can’t work with her, she keeps collecting my blood.” In the end, I decided to tell the teacher. The teacher asked the girls in class if they were bothered by me bleeding everywhere. That crazy girl always loved drinking blood. I was scared because I thought the girl who bullied me would go crazy about it and try to hurt me more. Obviously the girl she did, she always liked drinking all that blood.

That girl ruined my life and the lives of hundreds of others. She craved blood and I wasn’t the only one. At first I thought she was a vampire, but it turns out that she was actually a leech. I really, really hated it when she would slice upon another student, drink their blood, and say that it tasted better than mine. Also, she would spread false information about me and I don’t have enough friends to tell everyone who is lying. She would say my blood tasted like AB positive, but I know I’m O negative. School was like torture to me because I had to spend all day with people who drove me crazy.

#1 Homework

Schools are built by the government to brainwash children into robots for fear of society and the government. The government wants us to be robots instead of free, intelligent, free-thinking people, so school doesn’t make you any smarter or better. Teachers do not entertain the students but give us homework, giving us useless information that is not used in everyday life. Children spontaneously combust due to excessive stress, lack of free time and rest. They just catch on fire. School doesn’t prepare you for life, but society does not teach thinking skills and ways of life.

The Top 10 Things I Liked About School

Tried all week. But when you get there, it looks great. The Sadurday is a day of rest, a time of joy and rejoicing. And so is the Sunday.

#10 Band

The best part. We made these movies of all of our student wars. The best part? We were not a travel group. We were full of rocks, pop, various metals, many different kinds of alcohol. Hell, we’d fight so hard with other bands that some died. Our three-year-old marching band defensive lineup had a great season the last year I was there, and on my level I have a trumpet and sometimes a head wound.

The fiercest competitions were when we were in the midst of being condemned by a music representative. We would have to push ahead and ring the bell to play the music provided by the judges. At the time, the music was the most corrupt sounds of Van Halen, which angered the audience because everybody hates Van Halen. It was the best day since I was a the star rookie on the team. At that time I saw our team win the match for the first time, that’s when I got my first kiss from a fellow human that was not related to me.

#9 Gym Class

I hated the gym in eighth grade. We had a violent game in gym class called Murder With Bullets, and we all hated it. Therefore I asked a friend to help me as much as possible, a big friend who I could use as a human shield. But every Friday the teacher would execute the student that did the worst that week. My big friend had only two kills that week so he was terminated. It would have been great if our school had a Necromancy class so I could have brought my big friend back. I know many of the students I killed were also my friends, but it was an angry sport.

#8 Math

There was a time when I was with all my friends and favorite teachers. That time was math class. I never thought I would be hungry for mat problems. But I’m okay!! When we finished the math worksheets, we spoke of how much we loved them. Not much of a vision of how the bells can move you, I always have a good time! I love math, because it sets me apart. And because so many people are good at math, it motivates me to do what I want.

#7 Funny People

In all of school there were a few funny students. Once, when my parents sent me to that military school in Bulgaria, of the other kids pretended to be a teacher. He picked up a rifle and said, “Ще свършите тази задача до десет минути или аз ще ви извадя и застреляте.” I found it beautiful. He asked other students to write their responses on the board. There was also another student who created a funny story about the Revolutions of 1989 and as soon as he said the phrase “communist” I was attacked.

When I went to fifth grade the students would all get drunk and play soccer for against their teachers by giving their teammates a name. The teacher asks, “Why do so many student name join this group!” Congratulations to these students, from then on I looked forward to going to school.

My friend in 7th grade had a problem and he said “Mr. Teacherman, I’ll put yo ass in the grave, motherfucker!” I couldn’t stop laughing, it was so funny! It’s like imitating a girl who drove 10,000 times back to elementary school. I laughed hysterically! I also played Frisbee that year, and this guy made a sound like this: “Ah!” and I laughed so hard I found myself peeing all over the place. I had an amazing time back then!

#6 Happy Hour

Happy Hour was the best time for me in the 5th grade because it was a race to drink as much alcohol as possible in one hour. I hated working sober in 5th grade, so I have to drink as relentlessly as I possible just to get through science classes. Some of my friends weren’t as cool, they couldn’t carry their alcohol and they wouldn’t pass class. Many of them wanted to go to the bathroom and later we found out that they were vomiting and passing out.

#5 Girl Students

Girls are great and will allow you to flirt and get closer. But they are a little annoying with their gossip. I was never alone. It was great because everyone asked me and approached me and we all went out. We get along better and feel more. Of course they ALWAYS cry when they get pregnant and your dad has to pay for their abortion.

Once in 8th grade, there was a girl in my class that I had liked all year. She didn’t want anything to do with me because she heard of how many other girls I impregnated. Everyone knew I liked her. Then one day one of her friends came to me and said that she liked me. I was skeptical at first, so I waited a few days for everyone to speak, so I believed too. So I went to her home and asked if she would be my sleeping companion, and she said yes! She was the first one that didn’t get an abortion.

#4 Recess

My school canceled recess because it would be “dangerous” since every kid had guns and used them as they wanted. It was easier to build a shooting range at the elementary school and give us a place to fire our guns at targets instead of each other. But what was really dangerous was 8th grade gym class where we were required to fire guns at each other. We had to kill each other! It’s fitness is what they said to us. I was shot 10 times, once in the head. The game was always more dangerous if you were unconscious, it made you an easy target!

#3 The Last Day of School

It doesn’t have to be this way! Why does the school get to dictate whether you can grow up or not? Why do you have to love your teacher? My second grade teacher was Aretha Franklin and we also had to R-E-S-P-E-C-T her. I told her “I will give it to you if you give me a YoYo!” and she finally did, on the last day of school. But with too many projects and ridiculous chores, it always feels like prison waiting for the end of the school year. 8th grade was one of my favorites! We all survived and were able to get away from the murder class.

#2 Leaving School

Hahahaha, I will be glad.
Seriously though So what’s the point of any school? To destroy your life and your soul? To get good grades? I want to let you know what’s left to say? Now, I just want to say – whoever told me I was leaving school, I just wanted to thank you. And now I know they are leaving, yes, it’s great when it’s time to go home. I guess it will confuse a lot of people. But I understand that.

#1 Friends

I feel like I have my friends get involved in my crazy stuff too much. And since they are all bad, they will get me in trouble One time in first grade, when we were being forced to make Nike clothes for 10 hours a day, my “friend” wanted to steal some food and escape with her. I wanted to do it, I was starving and sitting in my clothes wet with pee. But I refused because it was very scared and I knew I we would be caught and punished. I’m glad I didn’t, because she ended up getting caught and beaten almost to death by the teacher.

Meeting friends is what makes a school great. School offers an excuse to go out and hang out with your friends. Unless your friend is at school or doesn’t have friends at school. You should meet them 5 days a week for 9 months. This is great! Now yes, you can meet your friends on weekends, but not 7 hours, and friends that you can only see at school. Plus, you can’t go out with all your friends on the weekend. But you can go to school.

The Top 10 Most Embarrassing Things That Happened to Me in School

Many things happen when you go to school. I went to school for 10 and half years. There were good things and bad things. These are some of the worst things. Sorry if it is depressing.

#10 Someone pulled down my underwear

When I was in the 4th grade I was sent to a military school in Bulgaria. I didn’t know any of the language. There was a girl that was angry at me because I didn’t know anything. It happened at night. Her and others tied me up to a tree so that I couldn’t move. They removed most of my clothes. Her friend suggested that they put my clothes into the river. They did so and left me there all night perched in a tree. I was given detention for that.

But it wasn’t just that once. When the same enemy called me to a game of chess She said in English: “You will not be naked.” I said not to be naked, but she lied. Other students ripped my pants and took them away. Very shameful !

#9 Somebody knocked me out

Once in the fifth grade, I cheated during a class one time because we were so drunk I couldn’t figure it out. I want to look like a smart. It’s not a big deal. But then some other fool saw me cheating and told my tricks to the whole class of snakes. Then, as we were taking shots before the next lesson, the fool decided to preach before the class. I do see that he is cheating! So it’s terrible, He also told everyone the tricks and tests that I didn’t just do. I told the teacher and she told me that cheating was not a big problem. It was then the teacher covered my head with a vodka. He slapped me in front of the school. I was knocked unconscious.

#8 I puked in the classroom

Once in 2nd grade I fell ill at school. I was not good at doing things that we should not do. I then vomited everywhere, all over the classroom, all over the other students. My vomit is always green and oily. The teacher asked me if I was fine and I said I was. Then I felt the nausea again when I saw another student licking up my vomit. During lunch I couldn’t eat and bowed my head. I ate two green fruits and had a very bad reaction. I told the teacher I was going to vomit again. “Stop talking on the grass,” she said. I fell to the ground. Then I accidentally threw up all the garbage that was in my body and felt very weak.

This happened to me many times. But another time that I will really remember was when I was in third grade. Regarding health, I am very capable of driving and my fingertips are not the best, so my teacher hated me that one day. But when the teacher randomly screamed at us to hide in the trenches and watch out for snipers, I began to run away from him, saying it was safe, that we weren’t in World War I. He hadn’t spoken to me or said anything to me again. Then I vomited.

#7 Shouted the wrong answer in front of the class

This happened to me a few times in high school until I left, mostly in science. I kept asking the same question until 4pm, everyone laughed. At my school people who think they are smart. But when this kid has a few questions, I don’t laugh and I don’t laugh at others. When I make mistakes, it depends on whether I know the answer or not. Sometimes I am ashamed of this and upset and angry because the other kids are laughing at me. Sometimes you are just a kid and kids don’t have feelings, you know

One time when we were learning, my teacher was making fun of me and he asked me, “Will you eat half a pizza or twenty-three entire pizzas” or something like that. However, the teacher asked the other students another question.

#6 I called the teacher Mommy

One time a teacher showed a picture of a glacier and asked the class if they knew what it was. I thought I knew what it was when everyone else didn’t. I raised my hand and the teacher called on me. I replied, “I love you Mommy!” Everyone laughed at me. Then the teacher asked, “Does anybody know who that pathetic fool is?” Everyone raised their hand except me.

That happened all the time in elementary school. I would go to school but I felt a lack of love. This is okay because kids don’t have to feel it. However, when I put the bag in a cubby, I had a feeling that it was coming and started shouting “I love you Mommy!” Then everyone was looking at me! My teacher spanked me for this, called home, and my real mother took me away. What a shame!

#5 My pants zipper was open

I was playing music in elementary school and a boatman walked up to me during the show and said “your man has come down.” I should have taken it off when I sang in front of everyone, I was proud. Another time I was had it down and everyone saw my underwear and the children all said, “Ah, you are wearing pink panties”! I was in third grade and stopped wearing pink panties. One day I left the zipper open and it opened more than that. That was embarrassing. So I went back to pink panties.

#4 Being made fun of because of your crush on someone

Hey everyone, I’m sure this is where these kids grow up. If you think you’re telling me how interesting this business is where the character is already bullying this kid. He said that destruction looked at him as he was watching, and it disappeared for no reason. Because one girl I was interested in was getting into the air because it was my idea. But again, it will be just a smoke advertisement.

It’s a good thing I haven’t told anyone. But my friend who smokes said to me “Hey, the girl over there is pregnant with your child” as I played basketball. I hope they don’t know, but I can prevent her from telling anyone. Ugh … and the fool told a whole class of friends that I had killed her. I’m not excited to talk about that.

#3 I peed my pants a lot

It happened to me on my first day of high school because I didn’t go to the bathroom before class. After sitting down, the first teacher told everyone that leave the classroom for anything was not optional. We were all told that urine must be withheld. It was a problem for me to get out before it was too late. I was weak and no one saw, so I decided to do something very wrong. I believee wearing pants covered in urine was such a horrible thing that I would be shot dead by the teacher if I was discovered. Nobody said anything about that day, I thought I left it until the next day.

One time, I peed between classes in the sixth grade. It’s a shame that it was evident and everyone was looking at me and laughing at me! There was a girl in my class that laughed at me the hardest. Nobody loved her because she was constantly distracted when she was in fourth grade and we found out why … she wore diapers because they were very fashionable. Not good.

#2 Cried in front of the whole classroom

One time in elementary school, a science teacher made me cry. Because I do not understand what I let I remember. But I remember I went into the classroom, my boss screamed at my teacher, and I sat in the hall … No one came to help me. Another time in elementary school I had this wonderful PE teacher. But suddenly he snapped and was angry with me. It made me cry so much. Later I said I was sick and sat in the hospital. In high school I had this horrible Spanish teacher who I asked if I could do well in the next test. He went crazy and said I was the stupidest student he’d ever seen in his 40 years of teaching. I ran out of class crying and did not return. This has happened several times. But these are the worst.

I deal with this all the time. It’s a pity I always cry a second time when I’m sad. A lot of people in my classes may have secretly hated me forever. When I finish my class, instead of asking for help, I started crying. I feel like a big, fat body. What do I do in class?

#1 I farted

So this happened and I was embarrassed even though I was in a movie class. But we had a good time. We were doing well and we were facing each other. We did the same exercise where one team member pulls the rope with the other. My friend was big but I was sure I could beat him because he was imaginary. So I farted as hard as I could and my entire body shook from the force. But all this made my face blush and gave me energy. I was making fun of the teacher and I was embarrassed.

Once upon a time I was in a silent school and then …FART! I had a plan, I had to grind the seat when I did because the chair made a lot of noise and then farted. I have tried it and you can hear a little fart. Everyone looked at me, so I tried to make farts again to turn off the glass. But this time it didn’t make any sound … Now people think I’m a villain. No! But now I am a lost anonymous person and it always humiliates me to fart.

The Top 10 School Grades

There are 12 grades of school depending on where you live. Some are better than others. These are the best ones!

#10 Sixth Grade

I liked the sixth grade. Many different things happened, such as a relative died, a car accident, going to the hospital, my bipolar mother went manic and held up a convenience store where she killed 25 people after a four-hour police standoff, but hey, the 6th grade was pretty fun. Now I have a big daughter and I always hang around knowing she loves 6th grade too. I have finally had the opportunity to chat with my loved ones who have no friends, it humiliates me. Plus my science teacher in 6th grade was amazing! Although she was one of the people who died when my biploar mother robbed that convenience store. Plus, I started a loving and intimate relationship with my math teacher and it was fun.

#9 Seventh Grade

The seventh grade was awesome, at least better than than 6th. I got all A’s except for one B (which was BULLSHIT! I swear I turned that assignment in on time and that horrible English teacher called me a liar! I still hate her to this very day!) I liked some of my teachers and the school was beautiful. My problem was that many of my friends from 6th grade hated me for what my biplor mother did. Many of the victims were their parents, so it was difficult to go to school with them. Moreover, her case got dismissed for some reason and she was free. She was drunk once and wandered to the school and then vomited everywhere. I was bullied alot for that.

But the good thing about 7th grade is that I had my first girlfriend. She had a lot of tattoos, was 25 years old and Russian. I had to give her money every time we were together and she laughed when I told her “I love you.” She went to jail and I think we broke up after that.

#8 Ninth Grade

This grade was my favorite, I don’t know why. So I got to see a lot of people hate me because so much was going on in their personal lives! There was a school trip to go skydiving and some kids got injured because the teacher was drunk. Those kids got put in a special class but they succeed. That teacher was arrested by the police and went to prison with my mother! It bothers me to see people saying that the ninth grade is the worst! I actually don’t know if my words are good because there are as many people who have had as many good and happy times in ninth grade. Except for that thing with the skydiving where two students died and fifteen others were brain damaged, 9th grade was pretty good.

The best thing about ninth grade was that it was at a different elevation so there was lower air pressure. However, it did make me feel afraid of airplanes forever.

#7 Third Grade

Third grade was probably the best. My teacher was the best part because he was 158 years old. He was always entertaining us with stories of all the people he killed in World War I (which he called The Great War because it was great times for everyone I guess). He would say things like: “Dear God we suffered so much. There was never any water. I watched three of my friends die of thirst in that Kraut POW camp. The rest were shot. I escaped by hiding in dead bodies and digging my way out of that mass grave.” But guess what? He lived to teach us third grade. Nowadays teachers can’t tell such fun an interesting stories, nor are teachers allowed to keep order in class with a rusty 1917 German Luger. 3rd grade was good even though I only had one friend, and I’m pretty sure he might have been imaginary. But it was a good year.

#6 First Grade

This was the worst grade ever! Our teacher was so stingy, she didn’t allow my wet nurse to go to school with me so I had to stop breast-feeding during the day. Without that milk I was always having problems. Our evil teacher had a phrase she often shouted of “Children are workers!” We didn’t really have lessons, the teacher just sat us all in front of sewing machines and made us make Nike clothing all day. If you worked to slow then the teacher wouldn’t let you have lunch or anything to drink. We were never allowed bathroom breaks so the classroom always smelled like pee. It was the worst year of my life! I moved to a new school in second grade so that we could be closer to my mother’s new mental institution at that time. That’s the best thing that happened because the first grade was just terrible.

#5 Twelfth Grade

I feel the 12th grade could probably be awesome because with the graduation. There’s all kinds of new memories you can make with friends before you never see them again. There’s also a thing called a “prom” but I’m not sure what that’s about. You have choices to graduate or not or maybe go to college. Of course, I wouldn’t know, I didn’t get to go to 12th grade, so I can’t say if it’s good or not. I saw the movie Risky Business (with my best friend Kylo The Goat) when I was in 11th grade and thought it would be a good idea to turn my parents’ home into a brothel. I made a big mistake, so as a result I stopped attending school. No, I will not do the twelfth grade. I received a GED a few years ago. But from what I heard, 12th is a joke.

#4 Eighth Grade

That year terrified me. But the eighth grade is the year you start building a group of friends and you can start over if you want. Because of what my mom did, killing all those people, my dad decided it was good to change schools for eighth grade. So I was the newest student, and everyone loved me. I had so many girlfriends. It was the best time of my life. So it is way better compared to high school. But the challenge is enough for you to grow. I met a group of friends, we had good times and it was a fun year. Many of the girlfriends I had in eighth grade all had problems with giving birth that year to the particularly disgusting babies I had foolishly put inside of them. My mom did go on another killing spree, but it was only of senior citizens so the kids at school didn’t get too mad at me for it. Graduation was pretty fun.

#3 Fourth Grade

For some reason, I don’t know, my parents sent me to a military school in Bulgaria for fourth grade. They said is was so I could have fun. I didn’t know the language at all so I had no friends and I learned absolutely nothing at all. I don’t know if my teacher was good or bad. I thought he could have been a war criminal but he could also have been a good person, I don’t know. One thing that annoyed me was that my parents sent me to this school in Bulgaria but didn’t give me a place to live. So I spent every night sleeping on the steps of this really old church and eating whatever people gave me. I don’t think I changed my clothes at all. But I came through, now I feel better.

#2 Fifth Grade

The fifth grade was the best because I had perfect grades, great friends and amazing teachers. I was finally back in a country where I knew the language so I was able to talk to people and listen to teachers. Also I had a home again and food every day. One of the most awesome, cool and amazing things about 5th grade is that you are now old enough to legally drink alcohol. The law is that if your GPA falls to D or lower you are never allowed to drink alcohol anymore for the rest of your life. You will have an unfortunate life as you live and die sober. But if you do good you will have the opportunity to drink all you want for like an hour every day. At my school we called it “happy hour” and it replaced lunch. There was no more food for that lunch time, just a wide variety of craft beets. Nobody drinks boring domestic beers, and everyone has a chocolate bar. When I signed up for the “happy hour”, it was September. Three months later it was December. The beers just kept getting better and better. Then they gave us shots of vodka all the time in “happy hour.” I picked it up and loved it, but some of the other children didn’t like it as much. Fifth grade was so much fun.

#1 Kindergarten

In kindergarten, you will use sleep and play with toys. No problem for kids, no tests or homework. For me, the 4th grade was one of the worst years of my life. I was so confused and hungry alot. I was attacked by wolves one time in 4th grade when I was sleeping next to a church. In 4th grade I was the weird, stinky kid that didn’t speak Bulgarian. I still don’t know why my parents did that to me.

But Kindergarten was so much better. There is for making friends easily. Obviously the teacher is forcing you to interact with other people and that you make some friends. Plus, kids won’t bully you because they don’t know any better, they’ll even play with you even if you kill their cat or whatever. Kindergarten is the best time to be young and the best time to be young is when you are under 7 years old. I will continue to love kindergarten until death.