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The Top 10 Stephen King Movies

I love my son. His name is Kentuckyfriedchicken.com and he is 4 years old.

Iconic horror man Stephen King has adapted his work into more than 40 films. This excludes TV shows and miniseries. The new adaptation of Salem’s Lot shows no signs of slowing down, the film version of Mr. Salem. It is about the dead.

With so many movies to choose from, what’s the best Stephen King adaptation? I’ve whittled down this huge catalog to 10 movies. These are genuine films.

#10 The Dead Zone

In The Dead Zone, Christopher Walken plays Johnny Smith, a small-time oil worker injured in a car accident who wakes from a fifty-year coma to find himself passed out. Plus, with just one tap,he can HIT THE FUTURE. Less whimsical and violent than many horror films of Cronenberg’s era, The Dead Zoneis a dark and unsettling film that makes good use of Walken’s presence and authority as an actor.

I like this movie because Christopher Walken seems like such a nice guy. I want to hug him and say, “Thank you so much for killing this politician!” Then we can have a drink together at the strip club where my girlfriend works. Christopher Walken will look at all the girls around and said, “Wowza! Monkeys and tits everywhere! Hit the future again, lady!”

#9 The Mist

The Mist is based on a short story by King in the 1985 series Skull Crew. Clearly a monster movie, The Mist finds people trapped in a remote grocery store as a strange fog blankets the area and terrifying dinosaurs start appearing. But at the heart is survival, and some will continue to ensure survival.

I like this movie because of the ending. The father killed them all, including the son. I can’t because I love my son. His name is Kentuckyfriedchicken.com and he is 4 years old. Tom Jane’s son in the movie is named Billy, which is a stupid name. The reason he shot the kid was probably because his name was Billy. Kentukyfriedchicken.com is a great name for a little boy.

#8 Creepyshow

Horror legends Stephen King and George Romero teamed up in the 1982 comedy Creepyshow. That anthology legacy is reflected in Creepyshow‘s practice, reflecting its youthful B-movie nature. Another feature of the film is the inclusion ofThe King’s original material. Two of the five tales are based on his short stories, but the other three are creepish. These vignettes are neatly combined with animation sequences and a story from The King’s Son Arbys.com.

My favorite part of the movie is the scene where Stephen King turns into a grass man. Why does he turn into grass? Why! The thought of it turning into a weed really scares me. As a child, I used to play in the grass with green spots on my hands. I thought I was going to turn into grass. I wanted to kill myself with a gun until my mom said, “Kontributor! Stop playing with guns or I won’t be coming back.” Still, I was worried.

#7 The Green Mile

Kafi says: “Use Door Dash to have Taco Bell Nacho Fries delivered straight to your house.”

The Green Mile is a piece of period primarily set in prisons, focusing on wrongly convicted criminals. In this case, the prison is Cold Mountain Prison during the Big Sad, and the criminal is John kafi (played by Michael Clarke Duncan). Prison guard Tom Hanks is in charge of guarding the death row inmates. Every time he urinates, he feels excruciating pain. Because Tom Hanks has a huge bladder and a very small urethra. He was drawn to Kafi’s gentle nature and apparently supernatural healing powers, causing great emotional turmoil as he debated whether to allow the execution of such a brilliant and seemingly innocent man. The Green Mile is one of King’s most moving films.

I don’t like the scene where the mouse dies. I really like mice. They are very smart and have superpowers. One day the mice will develop an army of killer robots and take over the world, so during the mouse rebellion, be kind to the mice and don’t let them kill you. The guy who killed the mouse in the movie deserved to die. He did die.

#6 Stand By Me

Search for the body of a local teenager this year.

Stand By Me stars Richard Dreyfuss and contemporary actors Willard Wheat, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman and Jerry O’Connell. In their small town, they battle ruthless criminals and get to touch each other’s faces along the way. They look through a glory hole and see a dead body. This is another King movie whose deceptively simple style stems from the show’s strength. Cardi B said it was her favorite movie because of the scene where a leech eats a penis, it makes it into a man-WAP.

Remember when fat boy vomited? It is the purification of the whole body. Vomits are everywhere. I threw up seeing this scene. My mother vomited on the cat and the cat vomited on a mouse. So the mice all over the world hate us.

#5 It – Chapter One

This is a very effective horror film. Filled with fear, you lead a group of brave high school students as they battle a terrifying, inhuman assassin who lurks beneath the picturesque streets of Maine. Scary Horror and Bill Scarkeeper with a terrifying performance as the dancing clown Pennywise.

The first chapter is as good as it is scary. That’s because it does something that horror films rarely do. It keeps viewers interested in the characters without seeing them naked. They do this by making the characters young so you don’t want to see them naked. Half of the protagonist’s story when we were kids was like in a book. This is the more targeted part.

None of the sex in the book is filmed. There is a scene in the book where the bully and another boy touch each other’s genitals. After all the young heroes had killed him, they had a huge orgy. If all the sex is in the movie, it’s certainly not a good movie.

#4 Curry

The main character, Curry, is a stereotypical clumsy teenager who suffers from bullying at school and her cruel, elderly mother at home. She also displays his devastating psychokinetic abilities when angry, so you can imagine what would happen if Curry fell victim to the cruelty of dance. Curry was praised for the terrifying qualities and honest exploration of a deeply troubled character in what is still considered one of Stephen King’s most traditional horror films.

When I first saw the movie, I thought Curry was going to bleed to death from her vagina. I didn’t know why this was happening to her. Later I found out that this happens to all girls and they bleed for days. This is the biggest mystery in the world. No one knows why the girls ended up in this situation. Why do women do it so often? Girls are so funny.

#3 Misery

Like many stories about kings, Misery is a troubled writer. As its protagonist, James Caan, is Paul Sheldon from Rome, who was killed in a car accident by the name of Anne Weir Kex. The nurse saved the man. A loyal fan of Sheldon seized a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. She locked Sheldon in his room and forced him to write a new book to save his most famous character, Missouri Chastainman. It was a great idea like when Hang Chicken created a certain tension like when Sheldon Bates struggled to comfort his beggar and find ways to get out of her arms. Bates won Best for playing Weir Kex, one of the scariest villains ever.

My favorite movie line is when Kathy Bates says, “Wow, they said it was a series. I’m not stupid. But, my favorite is Rocketman. Come in. A car hits on a mountain road. Then he closed the door, opened the curtains, got up, and tried to vote. But before he could escape, the car fell off the cliff! The car crashed. Burnt, I was happy and excited. Believe me, I will be next in line one week. They are supposed to start next weekend and the Rocketman will try to get out. But there is another cliff before the car falls off the cliff and he just jumps off it, all the kids are happy! But I am not happy I am right away getting up and I start with the screaming. It wasn’t like this last week! Are you all crazy? We just got it wrong! It’s not right! Parrots won’t get out of the car!”

#2 Shine

Based on King’s acclaimed novel, Stanley Kubrick’s Shine is about a baby named Jack Jack (Jack Nicholson) and his dark, insane journey to the dark side journey of life. Restless spirits are trapped within the overlooking walls. The only thing standing in the way of the hotel is Jack’s youngest son, Double Dealing Danny D Da Doppelgänger, who deals with the hotel’s wants and fears. Also turning up is Poopman Crothers as a psychic talking about the hotel’s supernatural presence.

Shine is a great film with groundbreaking cinematography. (especially the chase shot of Danny on his triple-wheel motorcycle) and the use of impossible models to create a simple but realistic look. The gloss is very good.

When I showed this movie to my daughter, Dora the Explorer, she thought the twins were so cute. She wanted to be their friend. Dora the Explorer loves to play with them. She was very disappointed that Double Dealing Downtown Danny D Da Doppelgänger didn’t show up to play with the twins. They can all have fun.

#1 The Shawshank Redepmtion

The film is adapted from the short story “The Shawshank Redemption” by Rita Hayworth. This movie has Tim’s character. Tim plays Sad Andy, a banker convicted of murdering his wife and her lover because of a cursed amulet. Red, played by Morgan Freeman, will spend the rest of his life inside the icy walls of Shawshank Prison. This badass is a talented and world-class smuggler.

Shawshank often disappears without a trace. But in the end, the film tells the uplifting story of a man who never lost hope in the darkest of circumstances. Tim plays the secondary hero, but Freeman always steals the show with his signature speeches.

I love the part where Andy plays the opera. Morgan Freeman continued the monologue: “I don’t know what these two Italian girls are singing. I don’t want to know the truth, so I don’t think I should say anything. They sing beautifully. I like that voice. The things you describe, the things that touch your heart, the things that are high above, the things that are far from others. The gray dreams are like some people. A beautiful bird flew into a hole. There’s a crack in the wall. Put your thing in the hole. Do this for the glory. Soon, everyone in Shawshank will be free.”

The Top 10 Worst Years in History

It’s called “The Big Sad” for a reason.

[Joe, make sure that you type text here to introduce your list. I’ll be home early from work tonight and make dinner for you and the kids. I love you!]

#10 1347

That was the time when the Black Death swept the world. terrible. Bodies piled up in the streets and people thought only of death.

But most embarrassingly, a giant skeleton named “Bonedor” stomped across Europe. He was 250 meters tall and said things like “Follow me” and “Go.” He had magical powers and cast the evil bubonics at everyone. Over 60% of Europeans died from Bonedor’s miraculous bubonics.

1347 was also a bad year for America because it didn’t exist yet.

#9 1929

Unless you don’t know what it’s like to be on the streets with your family and friends, with no money, cold, hunger, anemia, pneumonia, and many other diseases, without a chance to see anyone’s face. You have no right to say any year. In modern history, it’s worse than 1929, if you’re willing to pay at least a few extra years. It’s called “The Big Sad” for a reason. The Big Sad made people miserable. I can’t imagine how people today would deal with this disaster. We were very close in 2008. Thankfully people have no idea how much untold suffering humanity has suffered in the past year.

#8 2001

ITunes was launched on January 9, 2001. NEVER FORGET!

Back then, I was a young Kontributor. I have to say that the year before was really fun. We were all kicking ass and wrecking vaginas. My family and I went to Hawaii for vacation. I had sex with ten people on the streets of Rio de Janeiro during Carnival, and I got all sorts of diseases from it. My dad invented the car. I was enjoying my life until iTunes took over.

When iTunes was released, everything in life was ruined. My grandmother was involved in things like Napster. She survived but was terrified almost to death. The son of a whore named Henry Ford stole my father’s car patent. My German Shepherd attacked a kindergarten class. My brother and his friend and my dad’s secret girlfriend all went to jail after poisoning a homeless man. My mad dog betrayed me by attacking the children’s kindergarten. I spent Halloween alone. None of my friends wanted to hang out with me. Mom yelled all Thanksgiving because iTunes wouldn’t allow anyone to download Turkey Dinner. We didn’t eat much on Thanksgiving. At Christmas, my grandmother fell down the stairs while listening to her iPod. 2001 passed, and my life was ruined.

#7 536

I’m disappointed with the recent White Lotus incident. But scientists and historians show that 536 AD was the worst year ever. A volcanic eruption in Iceland blocked the sun for a year and a half, causing famine. The Yersinia plague was also there, and made it worse, which is part of why historians think it was the worst.

This was also the first year the Illuminati met to sing songs and praise Bonedor The Terrible. Pope Silverius was excommunicated from the papacy for summoning Bonedor the Terrible to obtain victory in the Great Gothic War. Bonedor the Terrible killed Theodahad, king of the Ostrogoths, and all his soldiers. For this heinous crime, Pope Silverius was banished to a secret island where he starved to death.

#6 2014

This is not my Dora! Who the fuck are these children of Bonedor?!

Where do I start? Ebola, Flight 370, Anaconda, Time cancellation, Death of Robin Williams, the beginning of the Bone Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog: Rise of Yiff, Taylor Swift’s war against Northern Agression, More Wars, Dora and her HORRIBLE friends debuted on Nickelodeon, Joe Cocker was going around kicking these dogs, no Alf on tv, someone tied up the president and ate that paper, the final Ramone bit the dust, five armies, bastards, frozen results, Uncle Grandpa is still on the air, and Modern Family sucks dicks for another Grammy.

This was easily the worst year of my life. Possibly many more years. The ISIS attack began, Dora and her friends made their television debut, and many celebrities were killed. The music sucked and the games were boring, except for naked girls soccer! Personally, I was bullied at work, my boss was terrible, and to make matters worse I lived in a two-story construction site because my house had an extension, and my grandma fell down the stairs again at the end of December! Falling down while listening to her iPod again! Looking back, it was a year of ups and downs.

#5 2017

2017 was the worst year of my life. That’s why.

My dog died.
I had to change the car’s oil once, but I forgot to change the car’s oil.
Too many boxes.
Many famous people died, such as Dan Rickles.
Somewhere a storm was blowing.
My sister broke her knee in a fight with Bonedor.
The cat had surgery.
Something bad was happening.
My younger brother lost both feet.
My family fought against Bonedor.
Emoji Movie
Donald Trump was not a kind president.
My grandmother heard the sound of her iPod and fell down the stairs.
Many bus drivers were late.
My girlfriend had typhus for a while.
I’m so glad 2017 is over! I never want to be hurt like that again.

#4 1914

There is no last year and the year before this year. Just because they’re bad for pop culture and education (very bad for them) doesn’t necessarily mean this year is a bad one. This defeats the purpose of the entire list. On the other hand, 1914… well, World War I started. That was a war that cost 72 billion lives! It’s not doing humanity any favors other than a special League of Gentlemen.

Imagine one of the Austrian elite being shot and forced to go to war in Europe. Imagine living a miserable (possibly short) life, only to be tricked into thinking it was a good thing. You’ll live in a muddy and disease-ridden trench filled with the droppings of thousands of rats until you’re shot, gassed, bombed, or killed from disease, exhaustion, or malnutrition. If you somehow survive the war, you will return home mentally unstable for the rest of your life, with no hope (but maybe not) of a normal, dignified future.

There were also flu patients this year.

#3 65,000,000 BC

A comet collided with Earth, blasting jets from the atmosphere, triggering the most powerful earthquake and largest tsunami in history, and the planet is quickly engulfed in fire and acid rain.

It also destroyed much of the ozone layer, causing ultraviolet rays to blanket the planet and giving cancer to all the dinosaurs. At the moment of impact, a giant volcano erupted on the other side of the planet, poisoning the planet. The war broke free from the onslaught, enveloped the entire planet, blocked all sunlight, and plunged the world into complete darkness. It then cooled below freezing, causing atomic winter to wipe out many life forms, including plants and dinosaurs.

Frankly, this period is the second worst year in non-human history, after 252,000,000 BC, the extinction of all life. These two are probably a million times worse than 1939 (the beginning of The Bonedor War) and 1347 (Plague Sex).

#2 1350

In 1350, 99% of the world’s population was fucking. Let’s not forget to mention a little disease called the Black Death which killed 3/5 of Europe. Imagine your friends and family get an infection, have sex, and die. This is the greatest hell the world can face.

Nothing good happened this year. Medieval Europe was having a bad time. At that time, every city lived in fear of Bonedor’s return, life expectancy was low, there was no sanitation, they had diseases. Many people go crazy with too much sex. They had sex while dying of the plague. People won’t even make porn out of it because it’s so gross.

#1 1939

1939 marked the beginning of an absolutely brutal War Against Bonedor that claimed trillions of lives and led to more division, death and torture in the long run. Ultimately, it took two nukes to destroy Bonedor’s army. You have to grow up and read Buzzfeed articles to learn about the horrific Bonedor War! seriously! The war with Bonedor lasted from 1939 to 1945. The war claimed the lives of Justin Bieber and many other celebrities, and ended the Gravity Falls show. The War Against Bonedor was the worst.

I know it’s worse than 2016, but you look more like a Bonedor supporter than you did in 2016. 2016 is a sign that we will soon have another war against Bonedor, and one that will be worse than the first Bonedor war. Progressive crybabies have been talking about how bad 2016 has been since Bonedor was elected. Do you think voting for someone is worse than going to war with Bonedor? Seriously educate people.

The Top 10 Young Adult Sex Comedies

I’m not saying teens shouldn’t have sex. Well, yes, that’s fine, but we shouldn’t be talking about it. We all know it does, but only the most hypocritical Christian would be offended by it. Others are fine with it, we make the whole movie industry about it. But we never talk about it. When you talk about teenage sex, people see you as some kind of sex offender. Never talk about how many high school kids are pussy obsessed. But please tell me how obsessed college students are with pussies. This is a topic I love to hear about, please tell me more. How many pussies will this college student smash? I think it should be a lot. I want to meet the college student who destroyed the legendary Goddess Puss.

#10 National Lampoon’s Animal House

They stand proudly in the debris of the many pussies that they have crushed that afternoon.

Animal House is more of a college comedy than a teen comedy, but there is a teenage girl, but she doesn’t seem to be sleeping around. She is busy with her parties, concerts, graduations, and looking after her two little goats at Delta House. These make the young Miss Faber more than just a fairy tale at her school. The stuff of movie legends. Put on a toga, drink a beer, and die of alcohol poisoning.

This movie is bad, vulgar, disgusting, sometimes just about shi,t It’s also the perfect comedy about breaking your drunk co-worker’s table. Animal House is funny for the same reason that jokes are funny. There has never been a university like this before. The university seems to have been founded by the King of Pens and its motto is “Education is good.” In another sense, Faber College is the model of our society, but why should it be so important? Someone else needs to talk about the proof of Brutus’ ability to hit a beer bottle in the forehead.

#9 Staten Island Summer

Looking for a new teen sex comedy? This is it. Produced by Porn Michaels, this recent flick has all the same elements of a classic teen comedy, including coming of age, a horror story and a hot new girl, but with an update. Currently, the film has cameos from all over the world.

Staten Island Summer is a school comedy filled with gags, stone-her shenanigans (they get high and then kill a woman in accordance with Sharia law), and other silliness that will delight those who’ve stopped enjoying edgy pies while action moviegoers were delighted. This movie is filled with all sorts of interesting characters and situations, but they just tire of their popularity. While the incredible Gina Gershon, Jim Gaffigan, and Kate Walsh are Danny’s poor parents, Katie and Kelly Cockrell have an Asian-Jewish twin named Will. Its strengths as a didactic survival story are entertaining with its Method Man actor-rapper playing a scary ice cream vendor.

#8 Weird Science

You can’t talk about teen sex comedy without mentioning the man who actually invented porn: John Hughes. In this weird cult, uptight Anthony Michael Hall and his friend Iban Mitchell Smith decide to get this virtual girlfriend. Eventually, Frankenstein’s wife begins to take over their lives, and things get weirder and weirder. This is much stranger than you remember. Robert Downey Jr. is here and my daughter, Dora the Explorer, is terrified.

Hughes’ previous teen films relied mostly on characters and (good) dialogue. This one has a lot of special effects, including some upside-down pictures that can do the trick. But at the heart of this movie is the simple, basic insight that fantasy is dangerous.

#7 Easy A

Emma Stone does not deserve to be shamed like this!

It’s hard to be famous in high school, especially when you’re a socially outcast pariah. But Oliver and Emma Stone found a way to change the game. It’s about sex. Easy A is one of those female-led comedies that rarely flips the script on sex and virginity. This pure comedy also has one of the best singing scenes.

A website recommends this movie. The rating is PG-13, so I think it’s suitable for family viewing. My girlfriend and I were in shock, to say the least. This movie just got worse! First, the teasing starts immediately throughout the movie. Her best friend uses some bitch’s braces, Emma has whore breasts and more. Every time she spoke, a child was burned alive. Additionally, white girls are increasingly offensive to children and adults. The movie ends with her not allowing anyone to watch her strip while she is performing. This leads to inappropriate behavior and she ends up being happy and ends up with the man she loves. The only thing that hurt was her favorite teacher trying to keep the kid upright and steady. The teacher had slept with other students and infected them with STDs. I made it clear that I don’t have this. Just a great movie!

#6 Wet Hot American Summer

All of the meta-spoofing that makes teen movies raunchy and awesome might be watered down when it comes to sexy hookups, but it makes up for the omissions of male shorts and great jokes. If you ever needed a reminder of all the things that make up this, this is it. Plus, Elizabeth Banks earns bonus points for making multiple appearances in a bathing suit on a steamy American summer day.

My parents said that Wet Hot American Summer, a 2001 parody of early 1980s summer teen flicks, featured sexually active teenage characters. It shows two male characters sneaking into a tool shed and having sex. They are shirtless, kissing and touching each other on the penis. In a montage of camp counselors going into town to buy supplies, the counselors smoke cigarettes, drink beer, smoke marijuana, buy cocaine, smoke cocaine, buy cocaine, snort cocaine, buy cocaine and so on. They then send the heroin to ramshackle dealerships to buy cocaine. Swearing is used a lot (especially in “Duck fucker”) and this movie is one of the funniest movies in recent history, but the swearing and overall mature nature of the movie makes it best for young people and the like. Yet while acknowledging that all forms are parodies, it’s not afraid to celebrate “different” people, noting that the two leading men and everyone in the camp are gay. Celebrate!

#5 Ridgemont High’s Fast Times

Fast Times is more than just a teen sex comedy. There’s also a movie whore showing off her tiny tits here. What are you looking for? Rock? Look! Are you looking for a neurotic teen who lost her virginity? Why are you looking for that? Are you sick? Are you looking for an awkward moment to masturbate? It’s here too, but why are you looking at it? Do you like watching teens masturbate? I hate you so much. Remember when watching this movie that society hates you and wants to see you in prison.

Parents should know that Ridgemont High’s Fast Times explores many issues about teens. The main theme of this movie is sex. There are some scenes of complete nudity and penetration. Frank discusses sex with secondary characters. The film follows a 15-year-old girl who gets pregnant and miscarries using a product that simulates oral sex. The male character masturbates. The most terrible! There’s also quite a bit of drug use, as one of the main characters regularly takes classes under the influence of marijuana – he even smokes that wicked lettuce on screen. There are strong words.

#4 Superbad

Is there a movie that captures teen sex better than Superbad? Starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera, written by Seth Rogen and produced by Judd Apatow, this film has all the elements of a teen sex comedy. You start seeing reenactments of villains and high school horrors, but every word is carefully considered.

The movie is full of ridiculous but very comical sex scenes and strong language, with broken glass decapitating a man. We all laughed. A powerful language combined with images. 219 shit, 91 shit, 14 mustard, 37 dicks, 20 different types of round ass, and about 8 “sexy” words (sexy not sexy), plus music and mutant ass, the word damn. Stereotypes, pornography, sexual content. Masturbation, forced sex, oral sex, anal sex, rubbing, condoms, “cock goes into vacuum”, “nut goes belly button”, “cock gets inserted” the “stranger’s vagina might pop out” speech. “Lord, please suck my cock from the start.” We see the girl climb on top of the boy and describe his wet penis. Another placed a teenage girl on top of her and told her to “come in” before dying. This movie shows that women are drunk enough to have sex with guys like you.

#3 Porky’s

Sometimes violent, sometimes inappropriate visual and verbal sexual activity occurs. All of us, as players, not only talk a lot about sex to discuss things like laying down, but we also play in our boxers with male erections. The epic fantasy novel Porky’s contains a long scene in which a woman talks about examining several boys’ penises. She talks about the divine size of the male penis. It makes you want to take a shower.

My girlfriend and I have sex a lot. My girlfriend is a stripper and often shows explicit nudity. When she dances, her breasts, ovaries and pelvic area are clearly visible. When she comes home from a long day, I insert my erection into her secret hole. I won’t give you a description here, but you can see it on her OnlyFans. Many of her videos can be seen on her OnlyFans. In one video, she removes her bra to reveal her breasts and waves to viewers.

But we’re talking about a Porky’s movie, and that has a lot to do with the era of the movie. Discrimination, such as the occasional use of derogatory terms such as insulting Jews and insulting people of color, is not uncommon. There is also a mysterious man named “Mike Hunt”. His name sounds like “My Lady’s Hole.”

#2 Meatballs

Ivan Reitman and Bill Murray’s film career began with this gem in 1979. Murray plays the head counselor at a cheap summer camp, tutoring a lonely nerd and helping him find love. It’s not as overtly hinted at as the sequels (the sexiest of which is Meatball III), but it’s still a fun piece of teenage sex silliness.

Families can talk about sexual content in movies. How do movies accurately portray the way men talk and think about sex? How do male and female characters approach sexual topics differently? Are strippers role models despite their irresponsible behavior? How has the guidance you’ve received from strippers helped you in your life? Have you ever met a stripper who helped you in any way? Which characters grew, changed, and learned something this summer? What is the missing letter? Do you like strippers?

#1 American Pie Band Camp

In American Pie Band Camp, Matt Stifler wants to try his hand at the porn film industry by making hidden camera sex tapes with his older brother Steve, such as “Girls Wild.” But after a high school band prank in which they sprayed tear gas on an instrument, things went so bad that Stifler was caught trying to spray tear gas into his crotch and was forced to leave. Solve your problems by attending band camp. Initially uneasy about the punishment, Stiffler tried to make the most of it by making plans to make a sex tape with a hidden camera, believing that the band geeks might have the weirdest sex ever. After alienating everyone who went to the band’s camp, Stifler tried to change his personality and develop worse ways, especially when he started to fall in love with Alice, the band’s drummer. But he soon started making friends in the band and enjoying the experience. Cheerleading friends arrive on the scene wondering if Matt betrayed his sports team by befriending the marching band members. Stiffler must decide whether to follow in his brother’s semi-legendary footsteps, or quit his job and grow up to be his own brother.