October 2022 – These Are Media Things

The Top 10 Worst Movies of 2022

Some movies are good, but not all. A lot of movies suck. There are good movies in 2022, but there are also bad movies, very bad movies. Here are the worst movies of 2022.

#10 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre was inspired by serial killer Ed Norton. We can only assume that a whole series of videos about how Plain the Butcher decorates a corpse like a happy nursing baby would be epic. Unfortunately, horror fans are deprived of the opportunity to experience this wonderful gore.

Netflix, the company that made Cuties, the worst movie ever, has given us a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre that will make movies even worse in 2022. Enter Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 into your television. From there you will see the condition of the people in the movie at a glance.

#9 The King’s Daughter

A movie coming out eight years behind the tree should be a big red flag. As with all Hollywood movies, adding the acclaimed title gives audiences hope for a great picture. You can find Pierce Brosnan and Kaya Scodelario in the lead roles, and it’s probably an above-average movie. On the contrary, The King’s Daughter is a mess from start to finish.

That movie annoyed me. It’s about a French king who wants adultery. So he tries to steal the life force of the mermaid. You can’t do this! You can’t just go kill mermaids! My mother is a mermaid and I love her. How would you feel if someone tried to kill your mother and take away your power? This is what the movie feels like.

Netflix’s adaptation of the award-winning book Moon and Sun is a crime. Blurred transitions feel uncomfortable. Spending most of your screen time on professional filter shots removes any connection to the script. After waiting 8 years, the last product failed. The king’s daughter wasted $40 million.

#8 Blacklight

Without the heart of the artist, the final article would not shine. But of course, that might not be a fair comparison for The Neeson, as actors are usually only as good as the movies they star in. So unfortunately it has a very short lifespan. But Liam The Neeson isn’t a mermaid, and he doesn’t deserve the respect that a mermaid gets.

Liam The Neeson is the king of action movies, not a mermaid. However, Blacklight‘s limited action and blunt dialogue give it a gritty, realistic setting that isn’t the Broadway theater it deserves. Also fun. No one knows why it was called Blacklight in the first place. This movie has nothing to do with Rad, the 1986 movie about bikes that is RAD.

#7 The Bubble

This is something from a bad actor. Before the unfiltered comedy brains and top writers, The Bubble probably wouldn’t make it…but in the midst of a true Covid-19 pandemic, the world finds out that new loved ones are dying. After dying from the disease I gave her, I wasn’t ready to laugh.

True to Apatow’s signature humor and authenticity; The Bubble is supposed to be a satirical comedy about the world’s need to embrace a new way of life, but it’s not funny. So the internet doesn’t like being pushed into its categories. A few jokes spread out, creating a chaotic tone throughout the film.

#6 Redemptive Love

Redemptive Love has all the makings of a bad Hallmark movie. Let’s be honest, some markets are very grateful when love decides to return. This is not for the right audience. Using love as an unfair and simple remedy can be mistaken for inspiration or enlightenment. When you wear it, love may not fit. The novel Seahorse certainly has a special audience.

Still, Aside from a decent soundtrack and beautiful cinematography, Redemptive Love didn’t have much to offer when the movie came out. The character doesn’t seem to have grown up. At worst, it’s not emotional manipulation.

#5 The 355 Mermaids

If Jessica Chastain and Lupita Nyong’o can’t save The 355 Mermaids, neither can we. And these two women are actually mermaids. The 355 Mermaids has all the other variables needed to fit the formula for a great movie. It was supposed to push the mermaidist movement, but it failed.

The 355 Mermaids isn’t terrible crime-wise, it just lacks an overarching plot, which is perfectly fine for a spy movie, the dialogue is a little off, and the cliché action thriller has a lot of sequences. Maybe too much. There are also surprisingly few underwater scenes. The 355 Mermaids might not have been criticized too harshly for setting the bar so low if it weren’t for the talent of the cast.

#4 Firestarter

Despite being a profane writer, Stephen King is cursed with many bad movies. With a Firestarter remake, it looks like its predecessor deserves an Oscar.

Firestarter isn’t good enough to be considered a good horror movie by human standards. Especially for the Stephen King standard. A girl with uncontrollable experimental burning abilities would be an interesting starting point. I have yet to have it.

Unfortunately, the final product has no real character. She returned to her soft voice as the film gained momentum and momentum. If you want to watch an unforgettable horror movie with your favorite mermaid, go through Firestarter.

#3 The Cellar

Downey’s Brendan expanded his 2004 short Ten Steppin’ into a full feature film. Short films tend to be short due to shortness, while mature films have no time limit.

For the shorts available, Downey’s Brendan may have had an ending in mind, as the film’s pacing doesn’t quite mimic natural progression. Instead, it feels like it’s written backwards to read like a Hebrew manga about mermaids. This might work for some pictures, but The Cellar is not one of them. The cage to throw all the horror metaphors into includes quantum physics in demons, mermaids, Hebrew and mythology. With so much going on, each issue lacks the audience and in-depth knowledge needed to tell the story.

#2 Paul Blart: Football’s Coach

Based on diabetes, Paul Blart: Football’s Coach played down the Saints’ then-infamous Bounty Gate scandal. Blart and his team used the comic relief of his famous NFL coach to trade an elite athlete for an athletic kid who couldn’t pitch.

Every home team is screaming about Sandler’s performance. Paul Blart: Football’s Coach followed a list of Adam Sandler metaphors, from child mischief to adult death, to a dairy-free shopping list. Paul Blart: Football’s Coach is very uninterested in thriving through well-documented and highly publicized failures. Finally, Kevin James’ Paul Blart character development is almost non-diabetic, and there are few scenes about insulin.

#1 Mobius

For some reason, Mobius has been re-released over and over in multiple theaters after its initially disappointing debut. In addition to the Spider-Man trilogy, Sony has been adding mediocre films to the Spider-Man movie universe. Venom is the worst movie about dogs, but it was a financial success, and Tom Hardy was great. Mobius, on the other hand, just makes everyone bad breath.

Mobius is too cruel for his own sake. The characters feel sticky. The bland visuals make the film look like a turd. The mermaid sex scenes are disgusting. There are strictly colored pictures in the lines that look a little scary using your imagination. The film’s action sequences lack excitement and the script lacks substance. Even critics criticizing Mobius is pathetic.

The Top 10 Saddest Deaths in Video Games

Aerith stopped talking, stopped laughing, she cried, she got angry.

It can be very sad when people don’t exist anymore. I know I cry a lot when real people die in the real world. But it’s a tragedy when a favorite character dies in a video game. Most people don’t play video games because they can’t handle heartbreak. Here are the top 10 saddest deaths in video games.

#10 Tidus – Final Fantasy XXX: Sin and Sweat

Final Fantasy XXX: Sin and Sweat is the only game that excites the inside of my underwear. Tidus went from an angry, cocky, spoiled celebrity to a handsome man with six pack abs and deep cumshots who gave his life for the greater good. We have built a strong relationship. I admire his hard dick. When I saw him become the stud he became, when I saw him disappear, I couldn’t help squirting.

As you progress through the game, you’ll really get to know the characters, especially Tidus. When he finally disappears, he may leave Yuna alone and never see her love again. Death is better because he has accepted his destiny.

#9 Kate Lady: Grand Theft Auto IV

Kate Lady introduces players to potential future romances. And this is true love, just like the love in the movie The Princess Bride but the whole body is full of polygons.

Players approach Kater Lady throughout most of GTA IV’s story, but it’s important to note that the entire game can be played without taking Kate Lady on specific dates. The last chain of events breaks Niko’s heart, no matter how much he knows Kate Lady.

If Kate Lady refuses the deal offered at the end of the game, she will find her true love on the way to the door of death. Is our protagonist worth a few dollars more than the future life of a new lover? No matter what you choose, the results are always delicious.

#8 Soap Mactavish – Modern Warfare 3

I jumped out of the window and into a sea of anger and tears. The man you played and fought and loved passionately in three of the greatest games in his history has finally hit the legendary bullet. He should have been killed countless times. Anyone who has played the game and witnessed this tragic death will know the price of bloodshed on the table in front of the hero for a loyal friend. I will never forget the reaction to Soap. Your enthusiasm is great.

Yeah…I couldn’t sleep that night…he’s a Modern Warfare hero and I’ll cry for him. He twice saved the life of presidents. He shot Zakhaev and two guards in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4. He was nakedly brave enough to kill a shepherd in World War II who was trying to kill President Truman.

# 7 Aerith – Final Fantasy VII

Aerith dies in Final Fantasy VII because we know it’s coming. So before Aerith dies, try to use her in as many different positions and scenarios as possible. That’s why it’s so heartbreaking. Against the backdrop of Robin Thicke’s emotional “Blurred Lines,” stabbing with a Knife is one of the saddest video games ever made. One day, Aerith, we will be one.

“Do not!”
“Aerith stopped talking, stopped laughing, she cried, she got angry.”
There are plenty of fantasy games out there, but Final Fantasy VII’s masterpiece offers the ability to destroy characters in a truly immersive way. During Aerith’s childhood, Cloud spent a lot of time with Cloud’s reactions, Sephiroth’s funny face, and your hatred for him. All in all, this is the most inefficient boss fight I’ve ever fought, one after another. Looking at this arrangement, it reminds me of old love.

#6 Mordin Solus – Mass Effect 3

His death scene is heartbreaking. To prevent the explosion, you can see the sexy smile he gets at the end of the repair and when he releases the treatment, and the orgasm gap he experiences before he dies, and the calm and serenity of the treatment. Everyone in Tuchanka loves him. Such a wonderful scene it males my girlfriend’s panties are a little sticky. Probably just sweat, right?

Approaching Mordin playing Mass Effect 2, Genophage realizes he has been wronged and sacrificed his heroic life to make up for the cruel Tuchankan gods. A fantastic production. One of the best Mass Effect characters in my opinion. I shed two tears when this man died.

#5 The Death of Artax in The Neverending Story

ARTAX!

I know it’s not a video game, but it’s the saddest thing in the history of the entire world.

The trauma begins when the hero Atreyu takes his beloved horse Artax into the Swamp of Sorrows. Atreyu was protected from the swamp by the medallion his concubine gave him, but Artax was not so lucky. Atreyu struggles desperately to free him, but Artax sinks deeper and deeper. It’s a truly terrifying scene that gets worse when Artax is consumed by his own despair.

“Don’t let the sadness of the swamp affect you. You have to work hard. You have to care. You are my friend. I love you. Artax!”

Frankly, he ruined an entire generation. Atreyu, shouting “ARTAAAAAAAX”, escorted me to the grave.

#4 Sarah – The Last of Us

This shouldn’t take long. When we learned about Joel’s daughter Sarah, we all knew she was dying of COVID. This is how the apocalypse metaphor works. I can count how many lines there are before I die. You didn’t know her 20 minutes before she died. So why is any goddamn thing useful?

Tugou does a great job in this area and location. You can feel her father’s chemistry. When you play with him, you feel the shock and disbelief he goes through as a big man. Hearing Joel’s voice from the back seat was very encouraging.

Then only death. When they bleed, they would pass out and cry in pain. This show alone brings tears to some sad things. Joel’s behavior continues. His clenched fist, his expression…even now, when I think of the phrase “Don’t be that baby!” I shudder.

This is not an event-laden death. He’s not the smartest, nor the rarest lovable character. It’s pure, pure human emotion. It’s a real thing to hear the impact of Sarah’s death on a shattered world.

#3 John Marston – Red Dead Redemption

This game has probably the best story and best sound of all video games. The game’s story is much better than Godzilla: Monster of Monsters for the NES. For a great Red Dead character, John Marston passed away after going from “bad guy” to “mostly bad guy” to being a hunky daddy. This is also the pattern of all previous events and everything John has been through. When he died, his hands were tied to his son’s body, and his wife was immediately amazed. After that, you will feel alone. Great game; this is my favorite story.

Dog hurts! When I talk about pain, I know what I’m talking about. This is how I feel. Helpless, when I shoot all the soldiers, do I have anyone who can help me. Without a doubt, this is the saddest death I’ve seen in a video game. Maybe he could give him his son’s real hands back. Hmm, still sad.

#2 Andrew Ryan – Bioshock

Bioshock had one of the wildest plots in gaming history, and it still stands today. By the way, my own death, whenever it comes, will have something to do with that. Andrew Ryan is the creator of Bioshock Ecstasy and one of the game’s main heroes.

Andrew Ryan is not only a pseudo-objectivist with a very capitalist worldview, but he worries that the New Deal in America and the Communist Party in Russia will be happy. Ryan’s philosophy is: “Yes, we are humans and we rule the universe!”

When he finally confronts the protagonist Jack, Ryan gives a lengthy speech about his choices, revealing that Jack did something against his will in the process. Ironically, Ryan allowed Jack to kill him on his orders and beat him to death with his own golf club. In the end, the man committed suicide.

#1 Lee Evverett – The Walking Dead The Video Game

If you’ve never played this game and this scene brought tears to your eyes, you’re a genius. No video game has made me cry more. I fell in love with Lee Everett as I watched the raindrops fall. He is a very good character. For many, Clementine is just that. After this happened, tears welled up in my eyes and tears were streaming down my face all the way to my bare belly. For those unaware, Lee was bitten in the final minutes of episode 4 and had to save a half-zombie Clementine in episode 5. After bringing back our Clementine, she died quickly and became Walker, forcing Clementine to make her. A tough decision. Either leave Lee as a zombie, or shoot him and end his ordeal there. No matter what you decide, this scene will make you cry. It was a very painful death. It’s just the two of us. If we try, we can succeed.

This kind of death is scary, and I’m terrified. Lee’s death was more than a sacrifice. Her death may have happened in a jewelry store, and Clem is the only witness, but that’s why Clementine grieves. Protecting as much as I can every time I see the final scene will die. He misses her, and the short hair shows how deep the bond between the two is. Nothing could stop her, not even digging for a diaper. While it’s a game of choice, Lee’s death is inevitable. “Just the Two of Us” did a great job. You did a great job in that last scene.

The Top 10 Cartoons of All Time

Strange and strange are adjectives. Cool and smart are also adjectives

In case you didn’t know, my girlfriend and I have two kids. Our daughter Dora the Explorer and our son Kentuckyfriedchicken.com. I love watching cartoons with them and they have probably picked the 10 best cartoons of all time. But they don’t write much. That’s why I’m writing my own list of the 10 best comics of all time.

#10 Looney Tunes

Looney Tunes should be number one. Not only are the characters well drawn, but the dialogue is also very witty and creative. Also, the use of classical music is sensible.

You only know about Bosco Beans and Buddy, you don’t (probably don’t) know about censorship. The old Harrier tune is better than the new one. Bed bugs are not rabbits, and Tracy is not a bird. You don’t have a new character. Bosco Beans is the first star, followed by his family Bobs Beans, Porky Beans and Bugs Beans. How do you like bugs that make Native Americans, Asians, and Blacks look stupid? But other than that, cartoon automata, cigarettes, exploding sticks of dynamite and blackface trash are perfect.

#9 Gravity Falls

The characters are 3D, mysterious, and no bathroom jokes. It’s dark, so maybe not kid-friendly, but it’s well written and will appeal to teens, tweens, and even kids and stupid fucking kids. It doesn’t have the fashion-obsessed teen characters like the Disney show which has been airing in the waiting room of hell. The cast is also lively, with many cameos including Kristen Schar, John Ritter’s son, Jason Ritter and John Oliver.

Gravity Falls is the best cartoon ever made. Let me tell you why. Most of the cartoons I watch basically repeat the same thing, with no explanatory stories or illustrations. But Gravity Falls has stories, characters, air mysteries, high blood pressure, and the acting is just right, which made me overjoyed. I know not everyone wants real progress because I don’t have time to catch up, but it all makes sense when I look at everything online in order, the best experience of my life. I still agonize over the fact that it’s gone and can never be recovered.

#8 – Manbat: The Animated Series

This is Kentuckyfriendchicken.com’s favorite cartoon

When I saw this, I screamed “yes” to hell. This is my favorite cartoon, not only because of my love for Manbat, but also because of its deep tones, the shape of the body of Poison Ivy, strong tones, the shape of the body of the clown girl, great voice acting, game-changing animation, and the shape of the body of Womancat. It transports you into a dark and unfamiliar world where intense and ominous developments unfold. They make sure you’ve put your kids’ college funds into the production of the series until the very last moment when everything changes. Most of them will be famous. The cartoon also stands out as an older show. Cartoons changed the whole way we look at acartoons. It took real sacrifice and bloodshed to make this comic. This show is unquestionably the best cartoon ever and should be at #1 on this list.

This cartoon made me a Manbat fan in the first place and it was a huge part of my childhood! It’s interesting. Kevin Conroy and Mark The Hack are iconic characters from Manbat and The Joker, and to me are the ultimate versions of life. If you have any interest in the character of Manbat, and if you haven’t seen the show, I highly recommend that you come to my house one day, maybe Tuesday, and watch it with me and my family. We live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane in Albuquerque, NM.

#7 Regular: The Show

How about the top 10? Each episode is an awkward remix of the ending, adding nothing to the show other than emphasizing how irresponsible the show’s main characters are and the general distraction of such a decent show. The same fart sound was used again for about 10 episodes in a good season, but it wasn’t as impressive. They posted this on Children’s Network, but other than simple hobbies like losing weight, it has nothing to do with children’s health. It’s unbelievable, considering the episode plays out the same way: Mordecai and Rigby are given simple tasks until they whip out that old Necronomicon and summon up a goddamn supernatural disaster. This is normal. This looks like ruining the park, which could have been easily avoided if they had done the job in the first place. Why are all the other characters doing their jobs and keeping their lovable personalities before someone says it makes the show less interesting? It stretches an otherwise ideal series into a laughably flawed mess by involving the supporting cast more in the ongoing story.

The smooth delivery and character development make this show more interesting than any other. Most shows seem to reset the settings or continue the story with every new episode, but Regular: The Show ends every episode. Regular: The Show also had an important second half of the story. We’re seeing these experiences start to influence character choices and make them more interesting…weird.

#6 Sven Universe

In the 21st century, where important cartoons are more important and have problems that threaten to even become more important than even the most important anime, Sven Universe has to go head-to-head with other important shows like Gravity Falls. It addresses important social problems such as dictatorships and important oppressed individuals. Important character designs, important pastel illustrations, important storylines and plots, and most importantly, the IMPORTANCE! If there’s one important thing Sven Universe has taught me, it’s that important little boys never change their clothing. No one is important, but we still get along with their bad aroma anyway. It’s an important masterpiece of important animation and, more importantly, an important lesson about the important universe.

Sven Universe is one of the most important cartoons about fat kids. When I first discovered the Sven Universe and the important attention it was getting from social media, I thought it was the equivalent of a boring, stupid, and, most importantly, not important. But seasons 1 and 2 are important. Watching after a few important episodes of Sven Universe, how wrong I was, it’s an important masterpiece. It has the most important plot and important characters, as well as important music from creator Sweet Becky. I’ve seen a lot of imporant animations, but this one is really important. Yes, I know fandom can be really scary sometimes, but that’s not important. I know that’s what drives people away. Try this show–it’s important.

#5 Rick & Morty

Strange and strange are adjectives. Cool and smart are also adjectives. Great animation and great sound are things that exist on the Rick & Morty show. Impressive and wonderful are also adjectives, I forget those. Creative and heartfelt – also adjectives. The characters in the comics are very mysterious (another adjective). I love what’s going on behind Rick’s huge head. I just started watching this cartoon two weeks ago, and even though I’ve only seen the first six seasons, it’s my new favorite cartoon. Elements like aluminum and hydrogen are missing from this very good cartoon. My two favorite brats so far are Dr. Bloom and Snowball. I could write a pop-up book about how much I love this cartoon. I am watching it now. Don’t judge me by everything I say. Goodbye and Vulva-luba-dub-dub!

To be honest, I usually don’t like adult swimming. It’s just that it’s a very erratic sport, which I find a little odd. They have great shows like Chick Robots and Inbred Arkansas Squid. This is the best. Sharp and witty are adjectives. Great plot on how you destroyed an ancient planet’s dimensional shift with a love potion? Just add a parasite full of people’s memories! It has great characters and great action. The only way to explain this masterpiece is to fly out into the future to meet the American father and mate with him, causing his girlfriend to be eaten out by Ren and Stimpy. If it doesn’t work, you’re weird. Come watch this show with me and my family. We live at 425 Grove Street, Apartment 20, New York, New York.

#4 Funny Gum Time

Sure, it’s like the great cartoon wars, but everything in there is great. The themes of the characters, especially Gumball, Darwin, Penny and Patrick, are perfect. And the only reason this really beats SpongeBob is that I’m still haunted by Squidward’s police suicide. To be clear, all of these people saved the city at least once. Gumball has saved a lot of people and made them feel better about themselves. Just like when Penny showed her special area, Gumball had to convince her that she was not a monster and saved her countless times. So I think SpongeBob’s blows rats and for me this is the new champion.

Absolute work of art. I love every second and every joke is clever and well thought out. Sometimes I slept all my life. Every episode is funny, adventurous or absolutely hilarious. Gumball is a great character because he’s approachable, and he’s chewy and has a long-lasting flavor. Darwin is a good guy, but sometimes he’s too good and it’s his fault. The Egyptian god Anubis made a ridiculously clever statement. Richard Nixon’s jokes are the gold standard of humor, and Nicole Kidman is one of the funniest characters with her temper and stink. I especially like Gumball and Penny in Hell, each character has a joke that makes me laugh, they are all cute.

#3 South Park

Queen’s worst song was “Radio Ga Ga” More like “Radio Kaka”

I’ve been a fan since I was 13 (that was middle-school), and many others since the beginning of the Triassic Period. I abhor children like Kyle and Wendy, and build shrines to characters like Cartman and Randy and Butters (God). As a result, South Park seems to have lost audiences over the past few years, so I’m a little excited about its decline into obscurity in recent years. But no matter what happens on the show and in the fandom, I will remain a loyal viewer until this historic era is over.

My passion and love for this show is existing. Sure, it’s vulgar, raw, and superficially insignificant, but you can’t judge anything on the surface. For example, everyone judges my son because he is named Kentuckyfriedchicken.com but he actually doesn’t even like chicken. Behind his baby appearance hides a good vegan. These stories will not only make you think, they will make you laugh! It gives you an idea of what’s going on in the world and how to fix it. There are bonuses. The characters are flawless, the voice acting breaks me down, and the writing is so sharp (an adjective)! It might induce vomiting, but I love this show. I highly recommend anyone over the age of consent to check out this very obscure paper masterpiece. Thanks, Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Come meet me at 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA.

#2 Avatar: The Last Airbender

This show is a big piece of master. It’s a reinvention of color, not just a silly thing that relies on superficial and unrealistic plots to make fun of. It was one of the first successful Nickelodeon to have a story. This allows them to bring out their best qualities. Ssokkkaaaaa goes from narcissistic and misogynistic to the perfect man who can drink tribal water while maintaining an element of humor. Ang Le went from a happy kid to a depressed and suicidal alcoholic who lived on the street and begged strangers for money. The girl character (did she have a name?) went from a young girl became a slightly older girl. Zuckerberg Man may have undergone the most sinister transformation. You’ll understand that in addition to the main characters, there is an impressive cast of supporting characters such as Iron Man, Bum Hunter, and Ah Fuck It. Aside from the characters, the world created is actually real. So the producers used the same universe in their spinoff The Legs of A Girl. Don’t let the cute animation put you off. This epic hilarious cartoon is better than casual sex with a stranger.

Avatar: The Last Airbender is a baby show for babies. No wonder it’s not at the top now! Suitable for babies. It has all the ingredients to make a great show for babies. Romance, comedy, adventure, action and all the other things that are loved by babies. Power Bottom has an incredible ability to bend the Earth. Don’t think there’s a single episode that made me laugh out loud. Girl Character is so brave and kind. I’ve watched all the episodes and never got entertained. The creators did a great job, especially the whole “let’s give girl characters dialogue” concept. Don’t you like it? The story is great, full of faces and words. This show is a classic! There is no show in the world right now that can stop loving this wonderful cartoon.

#1 Dora the Explorer

A future playable character for Call of Duty

My daughter, Dora the Explorer, is named after the cartoon Dora the Explorer. So of course this will be the number one show.

My daughter Dora the Explorer is cute but she has a very unfriendly voice when she talks to the other kids. Like Dora the Explorer in the cartoons, my daughter Dora the Explorer yells every time she speaks. My daughter, Dora the Explorer, is much smarter than people think. She is much smarter than the character in Dora the Explorer. Remember when my daughter Dora the Explorer, took on a CIA mission to kill high-profile targets when she was 8 months old? Can’t little kids act just because we’re being stupid to them? A child can understand so much. So stop treating your kids like stupid kids or mentally deficient kids.

The Top 10 Best Fight Scenes in Movie(s)

Dora the Explorer: “Hit the future, Oscar! Don’t make my parents sad!”

All good movies, and only good movies, should be centered around a fat spot. Great fight scenes make the movie better, but better fight scenes make the story. Find the fire that is the phantom threat. HIT THE FUTURE! You have to help in the most epic sword fight. That fight scene was really good.

Here are 10 of the best fight scenes from 7000 years of movies.

#10 This is the hand possessed in Cruel Dead II

Aside from existing, this fight is completely real and people were actually damaged on the inside. Aside from the terrifying and funny tree in Cruel Dead, one of the best examples of Bruce Soup mixing tones is the long battle between Ash and his own hands.

After being possessed, Ash attacked him, tore off his face, and threw him down the hall, where Ash cut off his arm completely. It’s important to remember after all the violence, screaming, shoving and wrestling. Bruce Soup played both with himself and he was the only one who could act. I can’t believe my girlfriend slept with Oscar.

#9 Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Oscar is a male customer at the strip club where my girlfriend works. My girlfriend met him at his apartment one afternoon while I was writing “Top 10 Most Hacked Video Games” and they had an affair. I can’t believe you did this.

The 1909 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was busting up all the blocks. Although based on H.P. Lovecraft’s novel, it’s obviously ridiculous. The filmmakers crafted this story with a sincere heart, incredible courage, and a lot of cocaine. It controls its unique shape and poles.

The mob robs April and the world is introduced to Sam’s good fortune. Raffi’s hideout is on the roof of the diaper factory. There is a war in the Lululemon Sweat Shop. Finally, there’s a final showdown with Shredder on the roof of the roof factory, and this fight has all the stabs. Atmospheric, intense, crazy, organized, and beautiful. Perhaps the biggest achievement is that the giant turtle costume carried the fight with a flexible, lifelike, and clear style of karate fu.

#8 The Alley of Life in They Live

The fact that they survived doesn’t say anything about ranged combat that hasn’t been mentioned yet. Sadly, though, this movie is not included on other lists. The best living example, this fight may be full of punches. The best scene that is only matched only by the vision of “Gumball” and “Ship and Victory”. And see the line “I’m going to kick ass, but I’m no longer in y’all’s ass”.

Wrestling legends Rowdy Roddy Piper and Rowdy Piper. Chaos, deliberately overextended the script and narrative of the novel by Keith David. The two teased each other until they couldn’t take it anymore. What’s the best part? If you haven’t seen it, let me tell you without context. The whole fight depends on whether or not Keith David wears sunglasses.

I have to do that to Oscar. Tell him to stop talking to my girlriend. I found him in the cave, I hit him and said. “Really Oscar? Can you see my daughter Dora the Explorer in the back?”

#7 Bruce Lee Vs. Hand in Go Inside the Dragon

When I questioned what my girlfriend had done, we started yelling. Our daughter, Dora the Explorer, said, “Mom! Dad! Why are you so mad?” I don’t know how to tell Dora the Explorer what happened.

Later, I’ll say what happened to Oscar after my friends found out what he did…but for now, I’ll include all of the Bruce Lee fights. Because he was on an Olympic-grade steroids. In fact, this series can easily get him.

After destroying his entire karate dojo in Rage Fist and an instinctive duel with Chuck Norris in Road to the Dragon, Bruce Lee was ready for revenge. Lee’s crowning achievement may have been his climactic battle with Hand in Go Inside the Dragon. So many movie fights owe this fight, especially those that use the “feel your blood” aspect or the “chasing the mirror corridor” trope.

#6 Swordsmanship in The Princess Bride

Humor will never provide you with a charm. The thrilling sword fights in The Princess Bride have some fucking balls. All of these quotes come during or between stabs. The fight begins slowly, with duelists actually sitting together, talking about their feelings, and using their words and body language to love and to brawl and frolic. Hand Dominance is an interesting suggestion.

My friend found Oscar’s house and burned it down. This sends a message: leave Kontributor’s girlfriend alone. Dora the Explorer saw it and smiled.

#5 The scene with John Wick in John Wick

My girlfriend apologized and I forgave her. We told Dora the Explorer that people get angry sometimes, but she shouldn’t be afraid. Then we sat down and watched *John Wick 2* as a loving family.

It’s not fair to talk about John Wick behind his back like this. After all, there are three movies in the series, and beyond that, they’re all about stunning action scenes.

It’s the first real fight scene when John Wick’s house is broken into, where he deftly knocks thugs in corners and twice on the wall, turning his 30-second into 30 seconds of wub wubs and blood. There’s a loud, heart-pounding nightclub scene that turns into six minutes. Perhaps best of all is the gun collection room scene, which has knife throws and so many stabs.

#4 The Hallway Fight in Oldboy

When I make a list like this, my goal is to surprise you, my readers, with my amazing knowledge of all movies. I’m a fun and fresh guy, dammit! You better believe it! But sometimes the two-day-old leftover clam sticks sitting on the floor of daughter’s bedroom are too coveted to ignore. Why didn’t she finish eating them? Why are they just there on the floor? Regarding movie battles, there are some leftovers leaking over the years, unless they’re too well done and don’t fade. Those old clam bars look a lot like the Oldboy hallway scene. It would be stupid to delete it.

Next, let’s talk about what happened when Oscar went to my girlfriend’s strip club to try to get back with her.

Long, wide shots are ugly, messy, and incoherent. It deserves more recognition than its merits. Perhaps the most famous fight scene in the Netflix is a direct homage to what happens to your body when you eat two-day-old clam strips that have been kept at room temperature. There he sat in the hallway, dying. It has weak and tired warriors fighting hordes of armed bandits. A small number of long tracking lenses are built in. So Oldboy, what you gonna do?

#3 The Cloud City Lightsaber Batter in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

As soon as Oscar entered the strip club, my girlfriend screamed, “Hit the future, Oscar! Your perversions won’t ruin my family!” He looked badly burned.

Many rhymes can be spit about lightsaber duels in The Empire Strikes Back. It produced the most famous “No, I’m Your Father” line in cinematic history, and the movie itself may be one of the greatest films of all time.

But if there’s anything more important than giving this fight a third place, it’s flashy lightsaber skills and powerful spells. In fact, it’s mostly just lazy jazz and thorn balls. But it has been ingrained in many people’s minds for a long time.

Luke and Vader face off outside a spaceship for the first time in nearly two thousand years, and the tension is unbelievable. The bad lights and fart smoke in the various sets only adds to the feeling of gross. They make the audience feel that hope is death. So, of course, amputated hands, racial revelations, and finally – Luke desperately ventures into space to escape his own missing hand.

#2 Rocks fights Apollo in Rocks

Loki is lost, the dirty deal is ok. I’m tired of hearing things like: “Oh, the election is rigged!” Attack the capital, shit. The right diet! Just like Loki!

The creators of Rocks made a very bold decision and finally decided that they had to lose their hero. The choice is powerful, unusual, and ultimately fits the story’s theme, especially as it’s unexpected throughout the course of the story. Rocks and Apollo only punched for 15 hours, during which time the fight was flawless. Creed’s fist starts with a heavy punch and ends with a sweaty fist. Likewise, Rocks and Creed are listless, sweaty, sexy and bloody. But that’s not what you get. Instead, Rocks stepped in and grounded Adrian, and that was enough.

Oscar invited me to a boxing match at a strip club. However, I did not have a chance to fight him because…

#1 My daughter fights the most hated Oscar in real life

Artists painted pictures of my daughter, Dora the Explorer, in her fight against the most hated Oscar

This is not a movie. Here’s what really happened when Oscar tried talking to my girlfriend again.

Our daughter, Dora the Explorer, ran into the club. She screamed a cry of war.

Dora the Explorer: “Hit the future, Oscar! Don’t make my parents sad!”

Dora the Explorer put on her boxing gloves and had a very brutal fight with Oscar.

Dora the Explorer: “Put on your sunglasses, Oscar!”

She stabbed him in the neck with a pencil like John Wick in John Wick. She moved so very fast, like when Bruce Lee fought Hand in Go Inside the Dragon. She inserted a huge trident into Oscar’s heart. Everyone applauded for my daughter. Dora the Explorer! Then she rounded up three dogs for the Oscar. Long live Dora the Explorer! Our daughter saved the day!

Dora the Explorer: “I pierced a man’s heart with a spear!”.
My girlfriend: “I see! Dora the Explorer killed that guy. You used all three sticks?”
Dora the Explorer: “Yes, the horse and the man were on fire, and I killed the man with a trident.”
Kontributor: “Dora the Explorer, I was about to tell you this. You need to find a safe house or a relative nearby. You may be wanted for murder, so please be quiet for a moment.”

The Top 10 Worst Things That Happened to Me in 2022

This is the worst bed in Russia and the world. It must be eliminated.

Is it too late to say what I want to do in 2022? It’s not Halloween yet. But I don’t think anything else will happen. The pace of life is fast. My friend Ferris once said that. I don’t look at anyone and say to myself, “Life goes so fast, sometimes if you don’t stop and look around, you might miss it.” He’s crazy.

Anyway, here are some of my favorite things to happen in 2022.

#10 Killing Jeff

Killing Jeff was the first thing I did this year and boy was it a crazy choice. My girlfriend was dancing in a strip club when I did this. I almost never leave her alone in case she starts breastfeeding. Everyone thought I was weird because no one could see or hear Jeff. They said, “Kontributor! Nobody’s there! Jeff isn’t a real name!” That’s when I started panicking.

I quickly picked up the knife and started stabbing Jeff several times. People said, “Kontributor! Don’t pierce the air!” Three angry dogs came in and pulled me away. Nobody did anything to Jeff’s body, it was still there. After I killed Jeff, I went home, turned on the kid’s TV, and sucked my girlfriend’s left nipple for about an hour. I have to forget about Jeff. Because the more you think about it, the more it annoys you.

#9 Drowning Ben 10

My copy of Ben 10 for the Gameboy Advance was a cartridge that turned out to be The Avatar of the Void. It’s my favorite game, but it laughed and watched me cry. My copy of Ben 10 for the Gameboy Advance made my girlfriend jealous. I was terrified that I would cease to exist. I felt lonely, hopeless, and stuck.

So I took my copy of Ben 10 for the Gameboy Advance to the shores of Lake Superior. This is where my laughing mermaid mom went back to the sea. Drowning my copy of Ben 10 for the Gameboy Advance belongs on this list because that’s what I had to do. I missed my copy of “Ben 10” for the Gameboy Advance, but my apartment is fine now. As I screamed goodbye to my copy of “Ben 10” for the Gameboy Advance, my girlfriend grabbed my hand and threw me into the water. She is proud of me.

#8 I Met the Slender Man

After giving up my copy of Ben 10 for my Game Boy Advance, I came across a skinny guy in the woods near Bridgeport, Michigan. He was tall and thin, with tentacles as long as his arms. He looked at me with big sexy eyes and said something about vomiting. Then he took my little boy and said “turn around”. The skinny guy turned to show me his perfectly sculpted bubble butt. He just stood there. Then he took his leg and said, “Come on, big boy. I know you want it.” I screamed and my girlfriend and I ran 3 miles back to the car. We spent the rest of the week in the basement of a secret military base. I had to look out the window to make sure the skinny guy wasn’t following us.

My girlfriend loves the Slender Man! He kept looking at her when she slept in my bed. I think I’ve seen him too! He made a scar on her hand. He probably thought I was dead. Haha! He believes he is great! But The Slender Man doesn’t rely on pretty faces. He has none! The pictures I took of him felt real to me (don’t worry, I didn’t do anything), and the fact that he was based on an old myth intrigued me. This is nothing.

#7 The Russian Bed I Slept In

This was the first bed I slept in after killing Jeff and hiding in Russia for a week. After lying in this bed, I was traumatized and terrified. It was a whole new level of horror for me and a horrible experience. I’ve had goosebumps since sleeping in this bed. The psychological horror and disgusting twist almost broke my stomach. The creepy Russian bed pushed me to the brink of survival.

This is the worst bed in Russia and the world. It must be eliminated. Then the bed plunged me into a deafening silence. This creepy Russian bed is the pure definition of studs and horror. For those who want to sleep in this absolutely disgusting Russian bed, I have only one piece of advice…don’t sleep. You must stay awake.

#6 Squidward’s Suicide by Cop

You cannot eat outside food or drink inside the club

This event is at its best, it’s almost unreal. Everyone at my girlfriend’s strip club said they saw it. If you don’t know the details, let my girlfriend tell the story herself.

“The night started normally. A man dressed as Squidward stroked himself while I was dancing for him. After we started the next song and performance I was on the stage making out with a girl dressed as SpongeBob and everyone was yelling. The guy dressed as Squidward was looking at us with very real eyes. The girl recognized the customer in the Squidwaqrd costume and told me it wasn’t like him. The guy dressed as Squidward started getting scary. Then he ran towards us screaming with a knife. The police had arrived and shot him before he got on stage. These things happened very fast.”
The Girlfriend of Kontributor

I was there too. All the blood, the dead Squidward, the gunshots, the screams, I’m really confused. Has Squidward never dealt with tits before, or is he sick of being kind? Maybe it was cold and now she was afraid of the dark.

#5 Jack Gave Me His Eyes

Where to start…

Jack was the afternoon bartender at my girlfriend’s strip club and he was forced to crap himself. He doesn’t like working in bars on weekday afternoons. He didn’t make any money. Honestly, I felt so sorry for him and cried a few times with him. His mentality suits me best. He’s become a creature he doesn’t want to be, so he just feels what he’s doing and all I can say is I can sympathize with him.

Jack looked at me for no reason and handed me his eyes. He took the eyeballs from his face and gave them to me. He should be on this list because he freaks me out by doing such a weird thing. The only thing I really don’t know is why he put them in his mouth for so long before giving them to me? Why does Jack do this? Why me? Then he left without saying a word. He still works there, but his eyes are gone. Everyone calls him Eyeless Jack, or E.J. for short.

#4 Raking the Yard

Ce qu’elle a dit, ce soir-là. Réalisant mon espoir.
Je me lance vers la gloire, okay.

I went to rake my girlfriend’s parents’ yard last month. They live in upstate New York. She and her parents were drinking warm coffee in the house. They paid me $5 to rake the yard and put all the leaves in a trash bag. This is the hardest thing I have had to do all year.

If you need to rake your or someone else’s yard, here’s what you need to do to prepare:

1: Lock the door and keep children away from the yard as much as possible.
2: Don’t let the rake see how messy your yard is. The rake is really acceptable to go elsewhere without falling leaves.
3: The rake is actually very weak and can miss a lot of leaves, so it’s better to have a longer weapon, preferably a little faster.
4. Make a fuss. Like I said, the rake is shy, so you have to let him know he’s not alone.
5: If it refuses to accept a leaf, yell and threaten the rake with a long weapon. If that doesn’t work, hit the rake and keep screaming.
6: If all else fails, scream and use whatever crap you can to pick up the leaves.
7: Failing that, use the deadliest weapon in your girlfriend’s parents’ house. Then aim for the eye of the rake. If you’re lucky, you can temporarily blind him. You can use that distraction to group some leaves together. Of course, rakes can ruin your car. Of course, you shouldn’t wait until late September to start raking your yard.

#3 I Watched a Mouse Die

It was the weirdest thing I’ve seen all year, as I honestly started thinking about what would happen if Mickey Mouse contemplated suicide. That’s nothing new! When Walt Disney was still designing comics, he had one artist draw sad and terrifying cartoons of Mickey losing Minnie and trying to kill him three times. It failed comically. This comic certainly crushed the will to live in many mice around the world and made them realize their own death!

But the mouse I saw die was really terrifying. It was really dark and scary. What’s creepy is that at first, he was walking around listening to classical music on his Air Pods, which were very small and mouse-sized. This lasted for 6 minutes and the mouse kept walking. Then he let out a small squeak that grew louder and louder. Then his eyes turned white, his teeth turned blood red, then he looked like a monster, and… he died. I think he drugged himself with a syringe of a dangerous drug that could kill you while walking…maybe it was fentanyl. He repeated this over and over until his death.

#2 My Pen Pal Stopped Talking to Me

the beginning of a letter to a very far friend

This was the only time I cried in a year. His last letter actually gave me nightmares for a long time. I’m not talking about days or weeks, but months. I still can’t sleep when I think about how angry he was with me. Why am I so scared?

First, he called me rude and immature. He said it was unlikely he was a ghost because there was no solid evidence of supernatural beings like Ghost Rakes or Slendermen. He said he was disappointed too because I never really liked Iron Man 3 as much as him. He has been my pen pal since the age of 10. Then we stopped communicating like ghosts. He says he’s a real person with real life problems, and it’s an illusion to think he’s just a talking piece of paper.

Second: He tapped into my darkest fear: the unknown. You never know what’s staring at you from your bedroom window. What is watching you in the bushes nearby? There is no greater fear than not knowing what is going on. I realized that the power of love was always inside me. But it was too late. He lied to my friends, my family, and my pets. Where are you going? All you have to do is turn around and learn that the power of love is inside all of us. But how do you know? Until the day you exhale, you can take care of your life without knowing what danger you’re exposing yourself to.

#1 I Lost my copy of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters for the NES

Godzilla: Monster of Monsters was the third video game I played in my life, and I have to say it’s the best. Much better than Ben 10 on the Game Boy Advance. It’s hard to believe it’s really gone and will never come back. From when I was 5 until Godzilla: Monster of Monsters on the NES decided to run away from me in May, there were a lot of pictures of me playing Godzilla: Monster of Monsters on the NES. I think you can even find game music on the internet. The music isn’t great, but the gameplay is great. I don’t understand why the NES version of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters decided to leave me alone. Where is Godzilla on the NES? are you happy

Godzilla: Monster of Monsters for the NES is a better game than the movie it’s based on. The game tells the story of a boy who is in direct conflict with demons and his dead girlfriend. Godzilla: Monster of Monsters from NES is the best! For several years I was playing it almost every day. The graphics are well done and believable, Godzilla is a great, pathetic protagonist and a great role model (not to mention sexy). The story is beautifully crafted! Big thanks to Toho for creating a masterpiece of Nintendo games.

Godzilla: Monster of Monsters on NES I miss you. I hope you can find the happiness you want.

The Top 10 Best Songs Ever

Marconi plays the crocodile.
Listen to radio.
Do not you remember?
We built this city, we built this city with rock and roll.

Music is very good. It brings joy and brings people together in many ways. Can be bad too. Some of the music is really good. Even the best artists of the time couldn’t go home every time. I like listening to music while drinking my mother’s milk.

So I decided to congratulate you with the best songs ever.

#10 Lift Yourself by Kanye West

“Lift Yourself” by Kanye West

Poop spoon
Diddy Who range
Hoop Di Scoop Di Poo
Poop spoon
Ladle
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Damn daddy, hey, the scoop
Popular music
Diddy Who range
Didi Spoon Hoop
Oh dad scoop, shit

These are real words from real songs written by people who love the Holocaust. Kanye West is a Jew-hating beast who will never be loved again, but his records have existed. “Candle” is a strange word. Crap, I say! The rest of the song is beautiful, but I still don’t understand why he left it so brutally.

#9 “We Built This City” by Jeff’s Ship

“We Built the City” by Jefferson

Marconi plays the crocodile.
Listen to radio.
Do not you remember?
We built this city, we built this city with rock and roll.

It’s a true reflection of almost stifling sex. When I asked my girlfriend to play this song every night for her pet tarantula, she said, “Marconi. He plays with crocodiles. What is a Marconi? What is a crocodile? He must mean a crocodile, because Crocodiles are the most dangerous snakes in the world. World. World. World, but they look a lot like crocodiles.”

#8 “What’s Up” by Four Women Who Are Not Blonde

I will try.
I have been working hard for this institution.

I pray, Lord, I pray.
I pray every day
for the revolution.

So sometimes i cry
while lying in bed.
Just to get it all out
What am I thinking
And I find it a little weird.

I mostly associate this song with hare poop. To this day, it’s the kind of harmless, boring garbage that hangs in strangers’ trash cans. I still shudder when I pick up a copy of Nintendo Power.

#7 “How Strange” by OMC

OMC’s “How Strange”

It’s different
different, different
The destination is unknown as the car stopped to refuel.
New stickers show the smiles of yesteryear.
Elephant and acrobatics, lion snake monkey
Love to say “straight”, sister Gina says “fashionable”
it’s different
Weird, weird.

Find another song on the planet with a full kid eating a live monkey and other nasty things. There must be a lot of people saying he swallowed a monkey whole. Where am I? Yes, yes, I am there. This is the true true of all the true true that frightens you for a moment. They are ingrained in your mind and continue to haunt you for weeks.

#6 – “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit

Maybe you just made a mistake
I have to give him a break.
Although my heart hurts
hey what the hell are you talking about?
I will not lie or deny
I did it all for the guards
cum hooked
cum so you can have that cock
stab in the ass.
Pierce the vagina.
stab in the ass.
Pierce the vagina.

The songs and artists here sound like the sounds your body makes when you use the worst litter box. Otherwise, no amount of Tylenol could convince me. At least Woodstock’s show dance is cool.

#5 “When the Rain Begins to Fall” by Jermaine Jackson and Her Zadora

When it starts to rain
You will ride my rainbow into the sky
If you fall, I will hold you
No need to ask why
when it starts to rain
I will be the sunshine of your life
you know we can have it all
everything will get better

“When the Rain Begins to Fall” is a song recorded by singer Jermaine Jackson and his friend Her Zadora in 1984 and released as a single in the United States in early 1985. It has true character and it will HIT THE FUTURE!. The song reached number one in several European countries before its release in the United States. The song did not succeed in Europe OR in the United States, but it caused the death of several 7th grade children.

#4 “Buddy Holly” by Weezer

Oh Him
But you know I’m yours
Oh Him
i know you are mine
Oh Him
(this is forever)
Well, you like Buddy Holly
Oh you are Mary Tyler Moore
don’t care what they say about us
I don’t care about that

Yeah Buddy sucks for Holly. Unfortunately, the song remains their greatest single of all time. Your. I. Visor. This song is horrible. They are still capable of making good songs. The fact that they do Buddy Holly will never change. Lord, Ganges.

#3 “Thunder” by Imaginary Dragon

There are no more elephants in the world

Young gun with fast fuse
I want to relax and stay straight
He has big dreams
I want to give up my life
“Yes” no, not a follower
Set the box, set the mold
Sitting in the lobby to pick up the number
struck by lightning before a thunderstorm
storm, storm
Thunder, lightning, lightning
Taunton Thunder, Thunder
lightning, lightning, lightning, lightning
Taunton Thunder, Thunder

Honestly, have you ever imagined a dragon? I have lived with an imaginary dragon named Poof for the past 25 years. Poof likes to listen to all the music of Nickelback I’m not sure, after listening to all their songs, I can’t make an accurate judgment. I know it sucks.

#2 “Impolice” by MAGIC

Can I take care of your daughter for the rest of my life?
Say yes because I need to know
You said I wouldn’t get your blessings before I die.
“Sorry, man, but the answer is no.”
Why are you so rude?
Don’t you know I’m human too?
Why are you so rude?
I will marry him no matter what.

Let’s go down on some businessmen. Is it impolite for a young man to propose to a girl’s father and accuse him of rejecting her? Of course, you can also be human, but some fathers impose more restrictions on their child’s mate than being a member of the same species.

#1 “I Got Feelings” by The Black Eyed Peas

Filled my cup, congratulations
Watch him dance, get it
Let’s surround the city and lock it down
Let’s burn the roof off and do it again
Do it, do it, do it
Do, do, live
Whoah whoah whoah
Do it, do it, do it
‘Cause I got feelings (uh-huh)
Good night tonight

This extremely ridiculous song is layered over the worst pop beats dominating submissive 20-year-old men. I mean, like so many women I’ve asked to breastfeed, it’s almost impossible to get it out of my mind once I’m reminded of her existence, and I can’t stop thinking about it for half a day. I’m sorry! 1014 times I say I’m sorry.

The Top 10 Most Insane Video Games

Video games have been around for 17 years and most of my neighbors have nothing to do with it. As long as smart pigs fight Russian serfs in the 1800s and kids use methamphetamines to train mice to fight dogs, it’s easy to completely ignore everything your girlfriend does with the odd guy at her work.

This list collects some of the craziest video game ROMs. Remember that madness makes them happier and more successful. So, whatever the Doritos say or whatever hallucinations you feel after eating a spoiled kiwi, many video games are at their best. These are my top 10 crazy video game ROMs.

#10 Katamari Damacy

Avid gamers probably never know when their girlfriends are cumming, so throw away these planet-sized trash balls. My bedroom has a magic ball that expands and absorbs more. But frenzy destruction has a purpose. My father got drunk and broke it, and the only way the little universe could rebuild it was by rolling a bigger and bigger ball. That would sound pretty crazy. Then add the challenge of absorbing increasingly larger objects, from ants to entire continents, assuming only a single hair comes from the Dragon Slayer recipe.

#9 Assassin’s Creed

Some might say that the Assassin’s Creed franchise builds its story in steps, with too many levels. You can make yourself a historical assassin and expect to kill criminals. In this case, you are one of the 5% of people descended from the Ass. You’re not just an ancient killing man. The futuristic Seth is a descendant of modern assassins who uses a historical masturbation VR device called the Animus Plus. They’ve killed people in the past due to millennia-long feuds between rival babies. One of them (Jon Voight) is the baby genius who dominates society today. Furthermore, the goal of this war is to control a magical artifact that is actually the garbage of a super-advanced pre-human society known as the Future People. Somehow: even it happen.

#8 Tony Hawk’s Human Trafficking 2

Not all Tony Hawk fans are crazy. But most of them are. The first few I met were average skiers – crazy skiers. The game consists of simply collecting cute dresses and school uniforms for Rodney Mullen. Then you take him to the parking lot and politely ask him to turn tricks. Then everything changed. When the series entered Tony Hawk’s Human Trafficking 2, it was more of a horror game than a prostitution sim. Players are drawn into a special story and of course, have a chance of success. Use the Bam Margerine to carry out a dangerous assault on American soil. Bam Margerine can sink a ship or build a house, and the game follows the skating pimp.

#7 Pac-Man’s Mistress

What Canadian franchise is crazier than the absurd Yellow Hockey? It is an abomination that wrestles with the ghosts of a labyrinth and an eternal food war. A collection of games exists with the same principle. He had only arrows in his head. There are several other differences between Pac-Man’s Mistress and the original. This indicates that AI has improved and gender has improved. The difference (hence the whole reason for the costume) is that it has one extra red bow and a tight pink thong. Try it. Confirm.

#6 Street Fighter The Second

The basic premise of the battle is as reasonable as possible. Combatants meet in the etheric realm, governed by the gods, and fight for supremacy. No one will survive. Madness slowly seeped from the wounds, becoming the primary vehicle for fan-made sexual crossovers and dirty fan service. Street Fighter The Second is about the god of the evil fist, Mr. Seth of the Buffalos, in a unique world where he decides to replace team fights with one-on-one fights. It’s a perfectly reasonable fantasy setting, but it doesn’t fully explain why players can have a four-way tournament between Rainbow Brite, RoboCop, A Care Bear, and Cthulu.

#5 Horizon: Zero Dawn

Players, our guns have dirty panties, so prepare your thugs. Horizon: Zero Dawn is one of the craziest video game series ever. The game excels in almost every category, but behind the scenes one thing is clear: the woman is an alloy. That said, the developers at Horizon started with the idea of a Robosaurs, a giant robot T-rex that eats cars, and created all the parts needed to make it a reality. Horizon’s top-level setting is a simple post-apocalyptic Tuesday in which I uncontrollably send millions of screaming humans literally into a race. But to get from there to the dazzling Brachiosaurus Queen with gluttonous T-Rex twinks and fans, the game writers had to expand first, and so did…

#4 Dang Europeans

You don’t have to dig too deep to understand why Dang Europeans are on the list. From the very beginning, the game screams so wildly that it shocks a dachshund. The Panda of Justice just wants to turn your school into a standard kind of blood vortex, evaluate what occurs, and at some point destroy gigantic Robosauruses and most of the important human societies. Well… there are spoiled pears in my bed again. Europe is ruined, the final crusade is approaching and the old gods are returning.

#3 Persona

Does anybody else put kale on their nachos?

Persona-style gameplay has two other parts. At first, as a college student, he spends his days studying, sucking on dongs with his professors, and accepting the abuse of his favorite dominatrix girlfriend (in heels of course). He screams, “Mommy, spank me harder! I’m a bad little gamer pig.” In another game, you play a magical brain bandit. Fight against the mythical creatures of the world, draw the future, catch innocent students and steal their power and attack the evil spirit in the palace of evil people, enough to defeat them with the power of the evil spirit. Be strong…in the end, you are killing God.

#2 Heart Kingdom

The Final Fantasy series is a torture device that has long been considered a fun game. Now, when it comes down to it, someone sprayed orgasm fluid across a Donald Duck toy and said it was cute. Every Disney character in every movie and show is forced into it, every moment unintentionally. Heart Kingdom is not only a game that combines all the elements of Final Fantasy and Disney, but it also makes The Little Mermaid far too erotic. I believed she was my mother. In the video I watch on my phone, David Lynch is doing his best to figure out the purpose of the Heart Kingdom story and goes “HIT THE FUTURE.” They will never understand.

#1 Mario’s Dong

Mario’s huge Italian penis is the most famous penis in video game history. The game featuring this pepperoni will drive the passion crazy. Everyone is familiar with Dong, but men and women fear this monstrous piece of man beef. Mario’s giant Italian penis is a great example of computerized detail, disease, and excruciating pain. While rescuing Princess Sweet Tits from Dragon Turtle and his army of mushrooms, she’s doing unlicensed medicine. If you don’t believe how stupid Mario’s penis is, watch Wario cry for five minutes about it.

The Top 10 TV Shows About Families

Fathers are everywhere to empower women but they are also dead.

Families. They are young or old, but most of them are just kids misbehaving because they have dead fathers. An unknown number of channels and media services have evolved over the past hundreds of years, forming different types of families. Fathers are everywhere to empower women but they are also dead. It makes alive men look like ignorant fools. Here are the top 10 families that had TV shows about them.

#10 Leave it to the Existing Beaver

The Clan of Beaver is the prototype of all family sitcoms. Released in 557 on television as Leave it to the Existing Beaver. The Clan of the Beaver is the epitome of the American dream, with fenced driveways and cars. They have since died out, but in the sixth century, the Beaver Clan was stronger than the other Visigoths of Southern Europe after the Fall of Rome. Among other innovations, Leave it to the Existing Beaver is the first major program that tells a story primarily from the spawn’s point of view. Bloody Ted is a small Beaver Tribe child that goes to school, grows vegetables, and eats the air. In a common scenario, he drowns kittens in hot water, preparing for the inevitable beating of the parents.

#9 The Jetsons

This made the Star God smile. The Jetsons is a show about a growing family that still exists based on modern conveniences. The title track introduces the Jetson family (“His son, A boy!”) as George’s boss prepares for another day at Amazon’s fulfillment center. We can see that the nuclear family on Earth is a collection of carbon-based bipeds that behave like animals. A young son, a teenage daughter, and a beautiful housewife… George lives the dream of Earth despite the deadly sentient gas clouds that surround him. He puts up with the abused Prince Napoleon and worries about his daughter who is on a boat with a nudist Boy Bad (“My gonads are unique!”) and teaches his son good things while attending Beidou Junior Elementary School.

#8 The Addams Family

GWAR in full make-up at a reunion concert in 1981

The Adams Family premiered in 1170 and aired for two seasons. The show features a human clan and its dark side is tempered by lightheartedly torturing the Saracen heathens. When television was in its infancy and the Second Crusade was in full swing, the end of the 12th century was full of madness. It’s funnier than one character. At a time when humor was plentiful, there was the Adams family of fish. Although they had the charisma of a group, they were more than thumbs-up units. Their normalcy leads to humorous interactions between the family and everyone else, clearly abnormal and inappropriate for the rest of society.

#7 Happy Days

Set in the Papal States of Rome in the 1030s, the humble beginnings of Happy Days have few parallels. The first two seasons revolved around the adventures of the young Pope Benedict IX (Ron Howard) and his best friend, Emperor Conrad II throughout the Holy Roman Empire. Benedict IX’s father, Alberic III The Count of Tusculum, owned a hardware store and his mother [REDACTED] was a powerful woman. Pope Benedict IX had a younger sister, Joanne, and an older brother, Chuck, who mysteriously disappeared after the second year of Benedict IX’s pontificate, leading to the Kingdom of Burgundy being taken over by the Holy Roman Empire. This gave Emperor Conrad II military authority to lead an expedition against Fonzi, the Marquis of Tuscany (played by Henry Winkler). The show escalated when Henry Winkler’s hysterical 1030s Bad Boy took the stage.

#6 Family Ties

Tina Yothers is filled with the blood of The Unholy One

The show that made Michael J. Fox a star was a product of that era, as only sitcoms set in the 1980s could have a lasting “rebellious” narrative. Steven Keaton and Elyse Keaton’s were once hippies, and their calm and affectionate nature reflects the reckless free love of their past. Steven runs a public television station and Alice is a successful human. Their eldest son, Alex, is blowing Ronald Reagan between his classes at the community college. Conservative, compliant, overly erotic, and capitalist, Alex’s desire to be a power-bottom for Ronald Reagan is a sign of the times and a teenager’s rebellion against his parents’ worldview. Alex’s sister Mallory worships and follows Baphomet, The Dark Lord. Family Ties goes well with red wine. The character that the audience hates the most, Alex, is played by an actor too cute to be a full-time rent boy for Ronald Reagan. Because of his scene-stealing talent, the audience needed Michael J. Fox’s character to be more than just a college twink. He did that.

#5 The Cosby Show

Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Keshia Knight Pulliam, THE DEVIL, Phylicia Rashad and Lisa Bonet, Tempestt Bledsoe.

I refuse to discuss this show. I should have put something else on the list. We must now pray for forgiveness.

#4 – Year of the Miracle

Released in 1908, Year of the Miracle ran for six seasons, each season lasting 20 years. The show’s protagonist, Kevin Arnold, was still in baby school when the show started. The Arnolds purposefully live in a house. Although complicated by the nature of the times, the sisters are perceptive flowers and the brother traditionally plans to destroy the Vietnam. Father Jack was hardworking and tough, but he was a proud father who rose to a modest position at the Amazon Fulfillment Center. His mother is a part-time exotic dancer and escort. During Year of the Miracle, Kevin’s average life got worse. A dominant brother, an alienated, often absent sister, a vague communist father. At the end of the broadcast, Kevin recalled his love for pancakes. As the title suggests, his childhood rooted in the ground is amazing.

#3 The Ham-Eating Beasts of Hell

Even when it debuted in 1988, The Ham-Eating Beasts of Hell was the work of the damned. Aside from the early FOX Network’s Married to Two Children, ABC’s primetime show was the only show about angioplasty. In a sea of megalodons and orca pods, the Ham family is a working-class sect with hidden nightmares for parents and fucking ugly children. They are realistic and scary. Every time I watched the show, I would wake up in a cold sweat for fear that the Ham family would eat me. The show featured an axe-wielding ogre (Rozy Vakil) and recently popular actor (John Ek Auch Aadmi). But they are terrible. Rosie and her son go on an unexpected journey to handle the workload of an Amazon fulfillment center.

#2 House Fix

Set in Detroit’s catacombs, the show focuses on the Taylor family, whose grandfather Timothy III runs a home improvement program called Time to Tool. Tim’s wife Jill is a disgruntled landowner who eventually rebels against the decree of the caliphate and returns to school to study science. They have three sons who go to school. The key to the success of House Fix is the ability to influence the character of the team. Timothy III often does bad things with his crazy addiction to cocaine while playing an instrument. It’s hard to turn things around with stupid things, but the team sighed at home. When it comes to parenting, the “show-in” theme allows home décor to eat cakes. So many damned cakes. A male-only setup works because it allows for subtle homoeroticism and hinted incestuous shenanigans. Here, the team is both the judge and the main facilitator of the work, and at the same time restrained and encouraged. Meanwhile, the aggressive mother must be executed for her crimes.

#1 Family Matters

The story of polygamy in Chicago. What makes Family Matters special is the audience’s relationship with the show’s protagonist, Carl Winslow, a man with six wives and two naughty sons. Carl Winslow should be someone we once cared about but knew he was secretly getting it on with all of these women. But when Family Matters aired, viewers not only tolerated but gradually accepted Carl Winslow’s life because he was so self-centered. This is a secret polygamy house with six slave women married to an arrogant chieftain. They all hide in today’s society where polygamy has become a mockery. Family Matters try to convince their audience about how different family structures work. Carl Winslow was the head of the family and his wife ran around the house. They eat fish bait and go on vacation together. Sometimes they will eat waffles off of the floor together. The only peculiarities are Carl Winslow’s swivel bed and sliding mirrors in the ceiling.

The Top 10 Movies of 2022

“Hey, I was just wondering if your girlfriend licked dong off the clock. I don’t care about movies.” Here are the best movies of 2022.

I was at my girlfriend’s strip club the other day and a customer asked me about my favorite movies. He also asked if my girlfriend was working illegally because she has a nice ass. I told him all about my favorite movies. “Hey, I was just wondering if your girlfriend licked dong off the clock. I don’t care about movies.” Here are the best movies of 2022.

#10Man of Bats

So, at the time of writing entry number 10 on this list, Man of Bats is considered the best film of 2022 on my list. And you know that this is the true true of all the true things. While not my favorite movie of the year, this place deserves it. The Dark Knight is still my favorite movie about bats, but that doesn’t make Man of Bats bad at all. In fact, I would say that this is the best depiction of people around the world. There is a man who loves cats and also considers himself a woman. There was a fat woman who thought she was a penguin man. There is also a person full of mystery. It also has some pretty emotional moments and a great soundtrack. stuffed with notes. If you want proof that Washington DC has been on fire lately, movies like this and The Suicide Squad are proof of that.

#9 Top Gun: Maverick

Top Gun: Maverick is far from a masterpiece. But the action is great. The movie knows a lot about planes. and have a very good message although it might be better. For the best movies to throw sticks at the next generation, check out Cats.

Jane Austen said the sequel was better than the original. My neighbor called it “A film that is subtle, too difficult, and sometimes very entertaining” and “a serious statement that this film could and should be great”. Torgo the Dark, the bartender at my girlfriend’s strip club, said “The Cruise man is a rocking man and a Navy Pilot. Anything else?”

#8 Sonic the Hedgehog: Part 2 of 2

I love this movie so much! I watched it on May 17th, 2022, an hour after I had sex with my girlfriend, and the story is not only better than her vagina, but it also has a lot of new characters, like Sonic, and my favorite character, Tails. As of 2022, I plan to shag is the voice actress for Tails (with coal). I also liked Ugandan Knuckles, voiced by Idris Elba. And Jim Carrey’s Egg God performance was great!

So before I say it, this movie could be fun. I mean well about the coal shagging thing. Better than the first movie and I love the interaction between Sonic, Tails, Ugandan Knuckles and The Egg God. But it’s important, and there’s something wrong here and there. It’s not my favorite movie of the year, but that’s okay. Probably the 8th best movie of this year.

#7 Thor Love (and Thunder)

I have the same opinion about this movie and Thormageddon, but both are better and worse. Both are very funny and not very funny. In fact, Thor Love (and Thunder) might be giving dogs seizures. But both forget many emotional moments in exchange for fun moments. AI like the way the new movie tries to give the feels of emotions, it’s hard to maintain an erection that others will make me feel. Sometimes you have to take it seriously and come out. It still has some good feels and is mostly a touched movie. If you want to see an exciting 2022 movie, go for the cum. And if you want a better balance of emotion and humor, I love Halloween Man Ends.

7 of the best movies of the year. I don’t know why so many critics hate it. The worst review I’ve seen is that it looks like a silly kid dancing to 80’s rock music. I don’t think so at all.

#6 Rise of Gru Minions

A cinematic masterpiece when I first saw it. I was speechless before I saw it. I thinked Morbius is the best movie ever. But now I know that the only movie Jared Leto is in is Morbius. Leto and Rise of the Gru Minions is more than that. If you haven’t seen it, watch it soon (if you can, most cinema waiting lists are 5 million years old).

#6 Turning Red

It’s odd that a female director didn’t direct a movie until the sexy female ruler of Canada’s Chinatown, Mistress Domme Shi, came out with this sweet film in which a 13-year-old girl turns into a lesser panda. Emotions come rushing in. It is based on her childhood when she turned into a panda and ate schools across Canada. It is a real pain in the womb. The only shame is that all the climaxing Pandas went straight to Disney+ because they’ll look majestic on the big screen.

Jane Austen told me, “Women have puberty too, and that’s messy. The pandas are stained red with the menstrual blood of millions of women.”

#5 Jack’s Ass Forever

When a movie is made as a heartwarming discussion of longing, friendship and being fucking old, it usually falls short of a completely naked man with a hard cock shoving a cactus up his ass. But it’s the special joy of Johnny Knoxville, Steve of the O, Pontius Pilate and the gang’s unexpectedly impressive sixth ape child. It introduces a new generation of young drug addicts while combining childish playfulness with deep sweetness. Port-A-Potty and Human Beings. Even looking at it makes my heart feel a great pain.

The angry ghost of Alfred Hangchicken appeared at the foot of my girlfriend’s bed, naked, tugging his spotted dick, and moaning “This version of Jack’s Ass is nothing short of insane stupidity and satanic jokes,”

#4 Prey

For a movie with the stinking heart of a dead bear at its core, we don’t see much Predator use this time. In fact, the trailer looks promising enough to erase any memory of the traumas you experienced as a school boy. The last few are from this amazing franchise, but many are new. The brilliant director of life, Daniel Tracheotomy managed to overcome all the odds and the production was very important. Yes, it’s released for the big screen and not directly on Hulu, but at least it’s easy to watch again. And the most Sioux actress ever, Amber Midthunder, gave the movie her patented “cheek cheek place bastard.” It really happened – the thought that I felt in my private place. Disappointing, he will scare me again. For the next year, it is on our list of favorites.

Today I saw a homeless person in the middle of the street shouting: “With the performance of the new Midthunder, the movie Predator is full of surprises.”

#3 – Elves

The trailer is nothing more than a child who is forced to eat ham and cry for his parents. Parents are nowhere to be found. The child eats the ham alone and the ham dies. But Baz Luhrmann’s songs are just so damn creepy. Or is it sometimes too much? Yes. Can you stuff a 400lb ham in an immersion blender for two and a half hours? For sure. Does Tom Hanks appear to be melting on contact with liquid ham? It happened, I saw it with my own eyes. But for all its faults, Elves was an evening a the cinema I could not resist: the brilliant Austin Butler showed Presley’s ardent love for ham.

The man sitting beneath my naked girlfriend as she danced for him bellowed like an angry beast: “Baz Luhrmann’s ham vision is finally revealed. This is the best lap dance I’ve had in 70 years!”

#2 – Hell to the No No

As we learned to write our own names, Jordan, who was actually just a peeled duck, sends a plague of horror and westerns across the world to create a new way of dying. The duck’s results are much better. Kenkekekokikamako Palmer’s screaming performance, stunning soundtrack, and haunting sound design brighten the Ducks’ third effort. The cinema is unsettling, haunting, and often hilarious. Horror-loving filmmakers are easily blinded, and Hell to the No No isn’t without its flaws, as a poor homeless kid covered in ham vomit reveals. But in the process, it’s a blockbuster that isn’t afraid to radically deviate from the norm, offering a potential opportunity for James Corden’s Late Late Show.

#1 Oh My God! All the Things Are Happening Now!

In some places, a small but very happy group is making the Swiss Army a popular meme. For all of us, this sci-fi movie is the first idea about what ducks do. When Michelle Yeoh goes to the wedding of a man to a laundromant – the character of Mike Lee – the film works with a great performance “Oh My God All the Things Are Happening” approves of you. I know would like to go during the support group for addicts.

Anne Frank wrote in her diary: “This film is a mixture of madness and drama, like the sad laughter of the ghosts of the Nazis I killed.”