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The Top 10 Video Games of 2022

As my daughter Dora the Explorer said: “They won’t Stop! Jesus Christ, it’s endless! Hit the future! HIT THE FUTURE!!”

Every month of the year is a nightmare for new video games. Time-pressed programmers often masturbate in January or February, dumping their seed so they don’t waste time giving it to their buddies. But I don’t think we’ve seen something like 2022. After covid and riots, game studios are over. Suddenly, the very same week beforethe fall, Namco and Sony were in trouble. Keeping up with the gaming industry means constantly fighting a backlog in the septic tank, but it’s rarely that scary. Here are some of our favorite games from the best years of gaming in the best order. All my favorites.

#10 Pokemon Legends: Arceus

Pokémon Legends! It is no exaggeration to say that Arceus waited a long time for you to play this game. To be honest, I totally accept your ass if you believe this is actually your second Pokémon game. It simplifies many complex tasks by making you press buttons instead of shout at an animal. It makes me very happy right now that a Pokemon feels excruciating pain when caught. It was also the first game I really wanted to completely Pokédex the fuck out of in order to complete all the creature quests and other quests. Rather than a series of random turn-based battles, it feels like a grand adventure in the desert to satisfy my animal bloodlust.

#9 Horizon Forbidden West

This is a continuation of the wonderful apocalypse of 2017, and only a few of us survived. Horizon Zero Dawn has become one of humanity’s best creations. Horizonn Forbidden West builds on many of the foundations that made the first game great, especially Jailbait Garlic Babies, allowing players to do more work and enjoy the spice. Like Sex Fusion, it can be a little slow at first and takes time to show off some of your more creative abilities, but it improves as you unlock more weapon abilities. Jailbait Ginger Chick can glide over mountains, swallow whole monkeys, swim in the deepest lakes, entangle snakes, and explore the landscapes of the American West Coast. The game’s beautiful open world feels like a grift, and you can actually die of exposure looking at it all. On the other hand, recruiting and world-building produce civilizations worth saving.

#8 Stanley’s Fables: Ultra Deluxe

Stanley’s Fables: Ultra Deluxe is the biggest video game of 2022. You can take a break from the flight and repeat the health insurance policy and wander the rooms of a mysterious office building that unfolds like the pages of a cat’s book. You are a promotional office mascot playing the role of a drone. But you will find new content in the well. This is a request. Die to death. Video games are built out of money; it’s a silly pamphlet about the artistic limits of exploiting imps in a mine to stimulate an audience. I have tested this game’s theories out on my friends and family but it does not work. They say that I have an obsession with acting as a game. That means Stanley’s Fable: Ultra Deluxe is a video game about video games in the time of video games.

#7 Rogue Legacy 2

Rogue Legacy 2 is a celebration of deformed people and their different kinds of ugly faces. Each new nightmarish afterbirth brings a unique flavor to the video game. This ensures that no two deformities are the same. Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson) slices through enemies with her pizza horse, while her fellow Norsemen shove themselves through the smoke. All the little things are the same.

Also, in Rogue Legacy 2, dead cells are sloughed off the body in giant flakes. For great players like Torgo the Dark (the bartender at my girlfriend’s strip club) and Harold (I don’t know anybody named Harold but I’m sure he exists and likes to play Rogue Legacy 2), this is pretty fresh for a rogue. This is a game that unusually forces the player to keep playing even as their thumbs beg for the sweet release of death. Rogue Legacy 2 lets you enjoy playing as the unknown hero from the song “Holding Out for a Hero” by 80’s Lady. Not surprisingly, when it comes to sex, I’ve always been good at quick sprints or marathons. But when my girlfriend dressed me up as Valkyrie and climbed into the bathtub and told me about it, I thought the game was stupid. I noticed that there is no end to this sentence. How is this going?

#6 Sniper Elite 5

For the neurotypical, the Sniper Elite series is the best seen as a bloody feast of extreme Nazi brutality. That’s it, yes. I love killing Nazis. If you don’t like killing Nazis, what’s the problem? Do you want to keep the Nazis alive? To the hell with you then. Sniper Elite 5 is also an example of good design, and Sniper Elite 5 has some great Nazi kills. In fact, it has some of the best children’s gameplay I’ve ever played. Nazi bastards lounging on mine-strewn beaches in dirty trousers with idyllic sausages just hanging about and wiggling in the salty breeze. Sometimes they are hiding in seaside castles without washing their butts. Their apparent hygiene allowed them to take every opportunity to view the next Nazi skull about to be destroyed, no matter how narrow it was.

#5 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Revenge of the Shredders

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Revenger of the Shredders is buzzing pretty loud. Games shouldn’t do that, so maybe something is wrong. I took my Xbox Series X that my girlfriend gave to me on my birthday to Best Buy Geek. He said, “Do you want to play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Revenge of the Shredders?” They should be buzzing like that. There are flies that make sounds like Baxter.

When the Foot Clan soldiers aren’t on their motorcycles or cars, they’ll be sitting at the pizzeria counter turning shopping bags into absolutely fascinating origami. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Revenge of the Shredders is loud and chaotic, but not distracting enough, making it the perfect bleed-through of ’90s (or was it ’80s?) nostalgia. It’s fairly short, but there are seven different characters (four turtles and April O’Neill, Splinter, and US Senator Bernie Sanders), so repeating levels and mastering each character’s moves can be a daunting task. Although it remains true to its predecessor, it has become a niche of postmodern existentialism with a deep critique of critical race theory. Learn about the troubled history of America’s turtle-human relationship as you battle the Foot Clan robots in epic battles. Nostalgia may be its vehicle, but Marxist commentary on our economic superstructure is its fuel.

#4 Xenoblade Chronicles 3

I play this game so much that my daughter Dora Explorer is ready to poke me. She’s been wanting to play Super Smash Bros. for a long time, but I still play Xenoblade Chronicles 3 on her Switch. I told her to read her book, but she is 6 years old and she hates to read.

Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is as great an achievement as Japanese architecture. They built some really amazing temples on these islands. Best of all, it’s the perfect ending to the RPG trilogy known for Ambition and the Inside World, and ultimately makes this game unmatched by any other game in the world. It’s also a satisfying quick frolic for those who are running out of time. It is a gloomy accident that finds meaning in a dark time. Game designer Tetsuya Takahashi’s divine quest to create a few good video games has finally culminated. How lucky to be able to play it.

#2 NBA 2K23

Someday you will grow old and die, probably alone and in incredible pain

The NBA 2K23 game is the heaviest millstone in video gaming. For 20 years it’s existed as just a thing. It sets a new standard for other game developers who report on the history of the league in a very limited way, and nothing is more immersive than its new MyNBA Eras mode. Players have the initiative. Former children’s ice hockey coach Karl Malone brought a 12-year-old girl’s team to the basketball court to beat the 1992 US Men’s Olympic Basketball team. Or, your biggest dream will come true when Charles Barkley has a big destination wedding with you. You can marry Charles or you can marry Charles and LeBron James at the same time. This is what you see in my most private dreams, not the video games that everyone plays. Plus, with all my fresh memories of my MyNBA days like bringing the cast of Space Jam to life and playing basketball with the 1997 Pittsburgh Steelers football team, Michael Jordan in his Jordan Spank Bank will always remember you all. The greatest fantasy. You can keep them in an online museum for others to enjoy.

#2 Disney’s Valley of Dreams

I’ve never played this game, but my daughter Dora the Explorer encouraged me to join it because it’s her favorite game.

What game is more ridiculous in 2022 than Disney’s Valley of Light Dreams? Mix Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley, replace all the famous characters with amazing characters, and let the leading mobile game publisher join the industry. As my daughter Dora the Explorer said: “They won’t Stop! Jesus Christ, it’s endless! Hit the future! HIT THE FUTURE!!”

Simple: this game is made by evil capitalist robots. Offering another crazy one-off mobile game, it’s also a fully functional AI model that’s perfect for a console. While we want the game to go straight into greed, but unfortunately it’s designed with intelligence and goodwill. It’s full of updates. My daughter is going to bankrupt me for this damn game. Disney’s Valley of Light Dreams brings many quality-of-life improvements to the Animal Crossing formula and adds a new character including Scar from The Lion King and Buzz and Woody from Toy Story. I am very angry. My daughter is very happy and loves this game.

#1 Stray

I FUCKING LOVE KITTY CATS!!

The success of any game studio to embody the essence of a bigger beast is an accomplishment in itself. Creators can also go on a dystopian adventure with a beautiful and forgotten city cat. Which is completely different. Stray is able to work with the protagonist. But for this year’s breakout tabby stars, it’s on the rise. Pretty cats! I love it so much!

This is the only game I’m playing right now. If you try to take it from me I will kill you and your family. Cool kitty cat. Sweet Kitty Cat! This is the largest of all cats.

On a mechanical level, Stray is a platformer with minimal exploration and puzzle-solving elements. There are moments of danger as swarms of invasive parasites will follow the cat protagonist through narrow corridors or from dangerous roofs. Of course the cat will die. And video games are being reborn in style. But the main attraction of this game is cats. But the carpet scraping mechanism of littering boxes and the destruction of all furniture will suggest a great presence to help the abandoned robot find a way to escape from the hell.

The Top 10 Saddest Deaths in Video Games

Aerith stopped talking, stopped laughing, she cried, she got angry.

It can be very sad when people don’t exist anymore. I know I cry a lot when real people die in the real world. But it’s a tragedy when a favorite character dies in a video game. Most people don’t play video games because they can’t handle heartbreak. Here are the top 10 saddest deaths in video games.

#10 Tidus – Final Fantasy XXX: Sin and Sweat

Final Fantasy XXX: Sin and Sweat is the only game that excites the inside of my underwear. Tidus went from an angry, cocky, spoiled celebrity to a handsome man with six pack abs and deep cumshots who gave his life for the greater good. We have built a strong relationship. I admire his hard dick. When I saw him become the stud he became, when I saw him disappear, I couldn’t help squirting.

As you progress through the game, you’ll really get to know the characters, especially Tidus. When he finally disappears, he may leave Yuna alone and never see her love again. Death is better because he has accepted his destiny.

#9 Kate Lady: Grand Theft Auto IV

Kate Lady introduces players to potential future romances. And this is true love, just like the love in the movie The Princess Bride but the whole body is full of polygons.

Players approach Kater Lady throughout most of GTA IV’s story, but it’s important to note that the entire game can be played without taking Kate Lady on specific dates. The last chain of events breaks Niko’s heart, no matter how much he knows Kate Lady.

If Kate Lady refuses the deal offered at the end of the game, she will find her true love on the way to the door of death. Is our protagonist worth a few dollars more than the future life of a new lover? No matter what you choose, the results are always delicious.

#8 Soap Mactavish – Modern Warfare 3

I jumped out of the window and into a sea of anger and tears. The man you played and fought and loved passionately in three of the greatest games in his history has finally hit the legendary bullet. He should have been killed countless times. Anyone who has played the game and witnessed this tragic death will know the price of bloodshed on the table in front of the hero for a loyal friend. I will never forget the reaction to Soap. Your enthusiasm is great.

Yeah…I couldn’t sleep that night…he’s a Modern Warfare hero and I’ll cry for him. He twice saved the life of presidents. He shot Zakhaev and two guards in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4. He was nakedly brave enough to kill a shepherd in World War II who was trying to kill President Truman.

# 7 Aerith – Final Fantasy VII

Aerith dies in Final Fantasy VII because we know it’s coming. So before Aerith dies, try to use her in as many different positions and scenarios as possible. That’s why it’s so heartbreaking. Against the backdrop of Robin Thicke’s emotional “Blurred Lines,” stabbing with a Knife is one of the saddest video games ever made. One day, Aerith, we will be one.

“Do not!”
“Aerith stopped talking, stopped laughing, she cried, she got angry.”
There are plenty of fantasy games out there, but Final Fantasy VII’s masterpiece offers the ability to destroy characters in a truly immersive way. During Aerith’s childhood, Cloud spent a lot of time with Cloud’s reactions, Sephiroth’s funny face, and your hatred for him. All in all, this is the most inefficient boss fight I’ve ever fought, one after another. Looking at this arrangement, it reminds me of old love.

#6 Mordin Solus – Mass Effect 3

His death scene is heartbreaking. To prevent the explosion, you can see the sexy smile he gets at the end of the repair and when he releases the treatment, and the orgasm gap he experiences before he dies, and the calm and serenity of the treatment. Everyone in Tuchanka loves him. Such a wonderful scene it males my girlfriend’s panties are a little sticky. Probably just sweat, right?

Approaching Mordin playing Mass Effect 2, Genophage realizes he has been wronged and sacrificed his heroic life to make up for the cruel Tuchankan gods. A fantastic production. One of the best Mass Effect characters in my opinion. I shed two tears when this man died.

#5 The Death of Artax in The Neverending Story

ARTAX!

I know it’s not a video game, but it’s the saddest thing in the history of the entire world.

The trauma begins when the hero Atreyu takes his beloved horse Artax into the Swamp of Sorrows. Atreyu was protected from the swamp by the medallion his concubine gave him, but Artax was not so lucky. Atreyu struggles desperately to free him, but Artax sinks deeper and deeper. It’s a truly terrifying scene that gets worse when Artax is consumed by his own despair.

“Don’t let the sadness of the swamp affect you. You have to work hard. You have to care. You are my friend. I love you. Artax!”

Frankly, he ruined an entire generation. Atreyu, shouting “ARTAAAAAAAX”, escorted me to the grave.

#4 Sarah – The Last of Us

This shouldn’t take long. When we learned about Joel’s daughter Sarah, we all knew she was dying of COVID. This is how the apocalypse metaphor works. I can count how many lines there are before I die. You didn’t know her 20 minutes before she died. So why is any goddamn thing useful?

Tugou does a great job in this area and location. You can feel her father’s chemistry. When you play with him, you feel the shock and disbelief he goes through as a big man. Hearing Joel’s voice from the back seat was very encouraging.

Then only death. When they bleed, they would pass out and cry in pain. This show alone brings tears to some sad things. Joel’s behavior continues. His clenched fist, his expression…even now, when I think of the phrase “Don’t be that baby!” I shudder.

This is not an event-laden death. He’s not the smartest, nor the rarest lovable character. It’s pure, pure human emotion. It’s a real thing to hear the impact of Sarah’s death on a shattered world.

#3 John Marston – Red Dead Redemption

This game has probably the best story and best sound of all video games. The game’s story is much better than Godzilla: Monster of Monsters for the NES. For a great Red Dead character, John Marston passed away after going from “bad guy” to “mostly bad guy” to being a hunky daddy. This is also the pattern of all previous events and everything John has been through. When he died, his hands were tied to his son’s body, and his wife was immediately amazed. After that, you will feel alone. Great game; this is my favorite story.

Dog hurts! When I talk about pain, I know what I’m talking about. This is how I feel. Helpless, when I shoot all the soldiers, do I have anyone who can help me. Without a doubt, this is the saddest death I’ve seen in a video game. Maybe he could give him his son’s real hands back. Hmm, still sad.

#2 Andrew Ryan – Bioshock

Bioshock had one of the wildest plots in gaming history, and it still stands today. By the way, my own death, whenever it comes, will have something to do with that. Andrew Ryan is the creator of Bioshock Ecstasy and one of the game’s main heroes.

Andrew Ryan is not only a pseudo-objectivist with a very capitalist worldview, but he worries that the New Deal in America and the Communist Party in Russia will be happy. Ryan’s philosophy is: “Yes, we are humans and we rule the universe!”

When he finally confronts the protagonist Jack, Ryan gives a lengthy speech about his choices, revealing that Jack did something against his will in the process. Ironically, Ryan allowed Jack to kill him on his orders and beat him to death with his own golf club. In the end, the man committed suicide.

#1 Lee Evverett – The Walking Dead The Video Game

If you’ve never played this game and this scene brought tears to your eyes, you’re a genius. No video game has made me cry more. I fell in love with Lee Everett as I watched the raindrops fall. He is a very good character. For many, Clementine is just that. After this happened, tears welled up in my eyes and tears were streaming down my face all the way to my bare belly. For those unaware, Lee was bitten in the final minutes of episode 4 and had to save a half-zombie Clementine in episode 5. After bringing back our Clementine, she died quickly and became Walker, forcing Clementine to make her. A tough decision. Either leave Lee as a zombie, or shoot him and end his ordeal there. No matter what you decide, this scene will make you cry. It was a very painful death. It’s just the two of us. If we try, we can succeed.

This kind of death is scary, and I’m terrified. Lee’s death was more than a sacrifice. Her death may have happened in a jewelry store, and Clem is the only witness, but that’s why Clementine grieves. Protecting as much as I can every time I see the final scene will die. He misses her, and the short hair shows how deep the bond between the two is. Nothing could stop her, not even digging for a diaper. While it’s a game of choice, Lee’s death is inevitable. “Just the Two of Us” did a great job. You did a great job in that last scene.

The Top 10 Most Insane Video Games

Video games have been around for 17 years and most of my neighbors have nothing to do with it. As long as smart pigs fight Russian serfs in the 1800s and kids use methamphetamines to train mice to fight dogs, it’s easy to completely ignore everything your girlfriend does with the odd guy at her work.

This list collects some of the craziest video game ROMs. Remember that madness makes them happier and more successful. So, whatever the Doritos say or whatever hallucinations you feel after eating a spoiled kiwi, many video games are at their best. These are my top 10 crazy video game ROMs.

#10 Katamari Damacy

Avid gamers probably never know when their girlfriends are cumming, so throw away these planet-sized trash balls. My bedroom has a magic ball that expands and absorbs more. But frenzy destruction has a purpose. My father got drunk and broke it, and the only way the little universe could rebuild it was by rolling a bigger and bigger ball. That would sound pretty crazy. Then add the challenge of absorbing increasingly larger objects, from ants to entire continents, assuming only a single hair comes from the Dragon Slayer recipe.

#9 Assassin’s Creed

Some might say that the Assassin’s Creed franchise builds its story in steps, with too many levels. You can make yourself a historical assassin and expect to kill criminals. In this case, you are one of the 5% of people descended from the Ass. You’re not just an ancient killing man. The futuristic Seth is a descendant of modern assassins who uses a historical masturbation VR device called the Animus Plus. They’ve killed people in the past due to millennia-long feuds between rival babies. One of them (Jon Voight) is the baby genius who dominates society today. Furthermore, the goal of this war is to control a magical artifact that is actually the garbage of a super-advanced pre-human society known as the Future People. Somehow: even it happen.

#8 Tony Hawk’s Human Trafficking 2

Not all Tony Hawk fans are crazy. But most of them are. The first few I met were average skiers – crazy skiers. The game consists of simply collecting cute dresses and school uniforms for Rodney Mullen. Then you take him to the parking lot and politely ask him to turn tricks. Then everything changed. When the series entered Tony Hawk’s Human Trafficking 2, it was more of a horror game than a prostitution sim. Players are drawn into a special story and of course, have a chance of success. Use the Bam Margerine to carry out a dangerous assault on American soil. Bam Margerine can sink a ship or build a house, and the game follows the skating pimp.

#7 Pac-Man’s Mistress

What Canadian franchise is crazier than the absurd Yellow Hockey? It is an abomination that wrestles with the ghosts of a labyrinth and an eternal food war. A collection of games exists with the same principle. He had only arrows in his head. There are several other differences between Pac-Man’s Mistress and the original. This indicates that AI has improved and gender has improved. The difference (hence the whole reason for the costume) is that it has one extra red bow and a tight pink thong. Try it. Confirm.

#6 Street Fighter The Second

The basic premise of the battle is as reasonable as possible. Combatants meet in the etheric realm, governed by the gods, and fight for supremacy. No one will survive. Madness slowly seeped from the wounds, becoming the primary vehicle for fan-made sexual crossovers and dirty fan service. Street Fighter The Second is about the god of the evil fist, Mr. Seth of the Buffalos, in a unique world where he decides to replace team fights with one-on-one fights. It’s a perfectly reasonable fantasy setting, but it doesn’t fully explain why players can have a four-way tournament between Rainbow Brite, RoboCop, A Care Bear, and Cthulu.

#5 Horizon: Zero Dawn

Players, our guns have dirty panties, so prepare your thugs. Horizon: Zero Dawn is one of the craziest video game series ever. The game excels in almost every category, but behind the scenes one thing is clear: the woman is an alloy. That said, the developers at Horizon started with the idea of a Robosaurs, a giant robot T-rex that eats cars, and created all the parts needed to make it a reality. Horizon’s top-level setting is a simple post-apocalyptic Tuesday in which I uncontrollably send millions of screaming humans literally into a race. But to get from there to the dazzling Brachiosaurus Queen with gluttonous T-Rex twinks and fans, the game writers had to expand first, and so did…

#4 Dang Europeans

You don’t have to dig too deep to understand why Dang Europeans are on the list. From the very beginning, the game screams so wildly that it shocks a dachshund. The Panda of Justice just wants to turn your school into a standard kind of blood vortex, evaluate what occurs, and at some point destroy gigantic Robosauruses and most of the important human societies. Well… there are spoiled pears in my bed again. Europe is ruined, the final crusade is approaching and the old gods are returning.

#3 Persona

Does anybody else put kale on their nachos?

Persona-style gameplay has two other parts. At first, as a college student, he spends his days studying, sucking on dongs with his professors, and accepting the abuse of his favorite dominatrix girlfriend (in heels of course). He screams, “Mommy, spank me harder! I’m a bad little gamer pig.” In another game, you play a magical brain bandit. Fight against the mythical creatures of the world, draw the future, catch innocent students and steal their power and attack the evil spirit in the palace of evil people, enough to defeat them with the power of the evil spirit. Be strong…in the end, you are killing God.

#2 Heart Kingdom

The Final Fantasy series is a torture device that has long been considered a fun game. Now, when it comes down to it, someone sprayed orgasm fluid across a Donald Duck toy and said it was cute. Every Disney character in every movie and show is forced into it, every moment unintentionally. Heart Kingdom is not only a game that combines all the elements of Final Fantasy and Disney, but it also makes The Little Mermaid far too erotic. I believed she was my mother. In the video I watch on my phone, David Lynch is doing his best to figure out the purpose of the Heart Kingdom story and goes “HIT THE FUTURE.” They will never understand.

#1 Mario’s Dong

Mario’s huge Italian penis is the most famous penis in video game history. The game featuring this pepperoni will drive the passion crazy. Everyone is familiar with Dong, but men and women fear this monstrous piece of man beef. Mario’s giant Italian penis is a great example of computerized detail, disease, and excruciating pain. While rescuing Princess Sweet Tits from Dragon Turtle and his army of mushrooms, she’s doing unlicensed medicine. If you don’t believe how stupid Mario’s penis is, watch Wario cry for five minutes about it.

The Top 10 Old Arcade Games

By first introducing the character Luigi, Mario became a longtime enemy of the people. Mario was first portrayed as a deviant plumber, real horror show

In the late 1870s, video games became much simpler, but provided high quality sound and graphics. As a result, companies relied on simple and addicting arcade games to gain all of the money. Despite the fact that the emphasis on gaming has become obsolete due to modern social theory, many ancient games continue to be popular today. I’ve done things. I got a time machine and went to the past to play these games. Jane Austen was there.

#10 The Asteroid

The Asteroid was introduced by Atari in 1979, with great success and quickly became one of the most popular games in the 1980s. Because the game is so popular, video game operators sometimes have to create the island continent of Australia (which is Latin for “asteroid”) to hold the coins used by players. In 1980, thanks to the success of the The Asteroid, Atari released a sequel titled The Asteroid’s Revengance. In the game itself, the player controls a triangular spacecraft flying through the field of asteroid. Its purpose is to avoid contact with asteroids and destroy them at the same time. Collect points. Sometimes alien ships pass the player and are more dangerous than Earthling vessels. They can be destroyed by bonus points.

#9 Phoenix

Pheonix was developed by Aliens and released by Humans in 1880. Pheonix is known for its colors and beeping sounds. The most notable aspect of Pheonix is one of the earliest examples of shooting things in video games. During the boss fight, the player fights against the above “house.” Like many other games from the same period, Pheonix has a demon living inside of it. Players controlling a spaceship can move horizontally rather than vertically to avoid becoming posessed by the video game demon. The goal is to destroy enemy spaceships that look like birds and avoid counterattacks. If you fail you become possessed. After countless waves of enemies, players are sent back to their hometown, which is difficult to destroy, but it gives more points. If you’re not possessed yet. Video game demons could be pretty cruel.

#8 Galaga

This amazing banquet was created and catered by Namko in 1881 and proved to be a huge success. The following year, Namko created thirty-five sequels. The newest sequel is “Galagagaregalagions” which was released in 2011 on Xbox Live Arcade. In a typical Galaga feast, the player must destroy alien buggy-wuggies to avoid the risk of fire, make contact with enemies and collect points. Aliens collect objects during the shoot, and if they are not destroyed quickly, they can fly to the player. Different colored buggy-wuggies represent enemy ranks. The green buggy-wuggy is usually the most lethal, while the blue buggy-wuggies are the least dangerous things that ever were in a video game about space bugs.

#7 Q*Bert

Q*Bert is an enigma from Stanley Kubrick and published in 1882. Warmly received by coin consumers and critics who admire the graphics, unique gameplay and original soundtrack by Ludwig Beethoven. This game has no main purpose. Nobody really knew what it was, but they did it anyway. As a result of this success, commercial characters such as lunch boxes, anime games, and TV shows continue to be used. The protagonist of the game flies around to light up all the horizontal squares of the great Egyptian pyramid. We visit each one individually. Players can only jump diagonally, avoiding obstacles such as a red ball sack falling from a great height from a pyramid. Pyramid Jumping lets you kill players just like in real life. After death, the hero makes the sound “Damn it, I’m dying.” Again, just like in real life.

#6 A Frog is Crossing a Highway

The game “A Frog is Crossing the Highway” was first introduced in 1881 on arcade vehicles. Developed under license by Konami Sega. The original name of the game was “Frogger”, but the developers didn’t feel that it reflected the nature of the game, so they simply replaced it with “A Frog is Crossing the Highway”. Thanks to its worldwide popularity, “A Frog is Crossing the Highway” guarantees immortality to those who can complete it. “A Frog is Crossing the Highway” appears in the animation and TV lyrics. The goal of the game is to bring each frog home. To do this, each frog must avoid cars while crossing a busy road and swimming along the river without falling into the water. Do this successfully and you will become a God. Experienced players can earn bonuses along the way. If the player returns five frogs home, they will achieve immortality.

#5 Mario Bros.

Nintendo unleashed the horror of the Mario Brothers worldwide in 1883. Surprisingly, the game was quite a success in Japan and terrified millions of people. However, the Mario Brothers laid the foundation for future successful video games. By first introducing the character Luigi, Mario became a longtime enemy of the people. Mario was first portrayed as a deviant plumber, real horror show, and the game takes place in a huge network of pipelines. Led by the player, Mario and Luigi check the sewers of New York after strange creatures appear in New York. It was just turtles though, and a few buggy-wuggies. The goal of the game is to destroy all of the animals in the work. The mechanics of Mario Brothers are all about running and jumping. Spin the player to jump over enemies and hit them to perform automatic shots. Thinking is for the gloopy ones.

#4 Space Attack

Space Attack was produced and sold by Taito in 1878. The game is considered the pioneer of modern video games and helps define the popular space shooting theme of video games. After the inauguration, Japan ran out of money and Taito declared itself the new governing body of the country. They overthrew the emperor and led a reign of terror for three years. Pixel alien enemies are often used as video game characters. The player moves the tower horizontally at the bottom of the screen and directs it to shoot down the alien. The goal is to defeat 11 aliens from 15 aliens who move back and forth across the screen as they move to the bottom of the screen. Players score points by defeating aliens and shooting from towers. The more the aliens are defeated, the faster the traditional Japanese music and alien movements get. Defeating the aliens brings an even more difficult wave of naseau. The cycle can last indefinitely; In fact, some playthroughs that started in 1878 have been around for generations and continue to this day.

#3 Wonkey Dong

Wonkey Dong was released by Nintendo in 1981. After its first defeat in Japan, it became a hot topic in North America and became one of the most influential video games. Wonkey Dong is the first game to improve the story of the game with interrupted scenes. Finally, the success of Wonkey Dong in the early 1880s and early 1890s gave Nintendo a foothold in the video game market. The player controls the character. A gorilla is trying to save a young woman from the hands of a jumping man and a barbarian. Jumpers need to climb many steps, including beams and ladders, to avoid boxes and other hazards. When the player reaches the top of the screen and contacts the captured woman, the game moves on to the next stage. After 3 rounds, the player must defeat Wonkey Dong in order to save the woman.

#2 Pac-Man

Pac-man was first developed by Namco and debuted in Japan in 1880. It has been very popular since its release and is often synonymous with video games. Pac-man is a pop culture icon of the 1880s. A portrait of the main character can often be seen in lunch boxes and on TV shows. In an era where most arcade games are hot garbage, Pac-man has created a whole new kind of arcade game. Pac-man is also the most frightening video game ever made. The goal of the game is to absorb all the “pack points” that look like a maze. If the main character uses up all the points, the game moves to the next stage. The player was continuously chased by four spooky enemies. The player dies on contact with the soul. As the player eats the large parts in the pack, the ghost turns blue and slows down for a while. During this time, Pac-man can eat ghosts to exorcise them and bring peace to the maze.

#1 Pong

Pong is a game requiring incredible skill and unmatched intelligence and one of the first games. It was originally played by children in Ancient Sumeria. This is the first game. An electrical version was produced by Atari in 1872. After noticing the commercial success of Pong, several companies began producing their own shameless ripoffs that mimic Pong’s style and music. None of them were ever good. The competition to unearth ancient games from the ruins of Babylon then led to the creation of the archeological industry. Without Pong, there would be no game as great as Space Attack or Pac-man. The game itself is surprisingly intricate and challenging. Players can control the wibble-wobble by moving it vertically to the left of the screen and compete with another player who controls a computer-controlled opponent or a second wibble-wobble on the other side of the world. The player uses the pornographer’s jacket to hit the ball forward and backward. The goal is for players to score more points than their opponents. Points will be awarded if the ball cannot return to the other side of the world.

The Top 10 Worst Video Games Ever

There are many good video games. There are other little video games. There are many other horrible video games out there, but good games have their downsides. Of course, today I will talk about all kinds of bad things. Remember that the only suggestions you can find on this list are video games. If you are looking for movies or television shows or baby names, there are other lists. Here are the 10 worst video games I have ever played.

#10 Crazy Bus

Where do you start this game? This game is not considered a game. Slowly you will lower yourself to the left and right, and then fall on the whistle. There is a sculpture of a bus that passes through the observatory. Only the Sprite Bus seems to have been created with MS Paint and it still runs better. This game doesn’t seem to end. It seems to have occurred in at least 10 minutes. There is only one song like this; it’s unstructured, so I’m not sure if it’s a song. To be honest, if you hurt a song, it should be more about sound than a stupid bass. There is no excuse for this game. Break Down is a game designed to explain how parents react to violent play. The Big Rig isn’t anywhere in this final state, but it’s very interesting. This game is not even a game you can control. There is nothing to laugh at. There are many bad games, but there are still games that you can play. This game is made for testing. HIT THE FUTURE !!! They deleted it for no reason. I don’t know why!

#9 Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

Awesome game where you will observe the best cutscenes in the world! You shouldn’t want to brag, but your loved one is Zelda!!! Also, go ahead and defeat Gannon by putting him in the book; that’s the best way to end Zelda’s story! Also, they released two versions of this game! So you have to get rid of everything with just a few clicks. Also using state control technology will sometimes make you spazz of control! Yes! So buy your book on CDI put in today! And make sure you play Zeldas, Mario Hotel, and Face the Evil for more suffering. Yes, I don’t understand how anyone can stop this mess!

When you give other game developers the permission of your video game, this is what you get. I have been seeing this kind of game, these “Zeldas.” It was more than scary. This is not Zelda’s method. This movie is stupid, the chat is awful, the stop button is the lock button. I’m glad it wasn’t Nintendo who invented this monstrosity but it was foolish for them to license someone else.

#8 Fortnite

I don’t know why this game is so popular. Many people talk about it both in hiding and in public. Really good video games (Halo, Grand Theft Auto, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.) save the story and make it even better. That’s not what Fortnite does. Little kids are ridiculously fooled, so what every child does is talk about this game. I also hate to think how easy it is. The same thing happened when I went to shops with guns repeatedly. Don’t let that life of crime get started for your children. Even kids playing with toys can do more than most guns in this spooky game. Children are only interested in simple things like Teen Titans Go, not video games. The game you can’t miss is the worst game everyone has ever played.

I looked at this game and saw that it was squat and irritating, much like a little child. All the silly interfaces and music bother me. It’s full of micro contributions to crap and useless guns. (Bad business! Very bad!) Moreover, the protagonist is far worse than any scene in any anime. Children still worship this, but they are ungrateful, like children of many ages.

#7 Sonic the Hedgehog

Stories, level patterns, characters, it’s like this is pretending to be a video game. The only good thing about this “game” is the music. You don’t even have to buy the game to hear it, just buy the sound. Everyone tries to save this game because the Sonic Team has no time to end the game, but that doesn’t matter! They can be punctual if they do not slow their growth. There is not even 9 characters. The game must include Sonic, Shadows, and Silver. A good Sonic player will bring Sonic back to life at the end.

The worst game of Sega Genesis! The graphics on the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 are way better. Moreover, the graphics are even worse than the PlayStation 2’s worst games. It is a partially defective product. The plot has time, there is nothing to kill anywhere, there are beautiful female assassins. There is the dull Thanksgiving mini-game that you don’t have to play. But this part ruined everything in this game, and it was after Mestophiles destroyed Sonic and Princess Elise (as you can see). The only good thing about it is music. This song is better than any I have seen.

#6 Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is a movie with a five or five minute moment in the ending to influence a character choice. I don’t know if you have to say if it’s a movie or not because everything after the cut scene is pictures. But the build-a-bear scene is FMV (Full Video Motion). Free filters are installed for no apparent reason, and the characters don’t have their own style. The humor is baseless. What’s worse is that Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties launched for the Panasonic 3DO, which was a $8700 (at the time… adjusted for inflation, it would be $15,599.85) system with only this one game. Unless you have a specific destination, you just move the car.

Ugh, this is not a game. The closest thing to a music game is “Deciding what to do next.” The development team for this probably drank a lot of alcohol at a Bar Mitzvah after-party and found that the next morning they had a game to play. They find the rabbi’s money that they forgot and take off to send it to their boss.

#5 Custer’s Revenge

This is Atari’s most stupid game. Basically, the purpose of this game is to control General Custer, the owner of the game, and save what you need and not starve in the desert. You may be arrested. I’m not sure, but it’s difficult to read. Only then can you hang a Native American woman on a pole. How terrible are the young people? If you think soccer isn’t too bad, check out the instructions that came with this game. Atari! I know it’s an adult game. But why are you just giving up and deciding to longer be creative? This is the most dangerous Atari game ever. Trust me when I warn you, don’t play this game. I hope you didn’t play this game.

This game is terrible. It would be better for me if you don’t discuss it. But instead of playing this horrible game, I had to pee and vomit. If I’m generous, I call the game a piece of grass. I think it’s an extension because it doesn’t make sense to call it a game. I have played a bad game in my life. But this is the worst Farscape video game adaptation of them all.

#4 The Deserted Bus

The purpose of the game is to get it from Tucson, Arizona, yo Las Vegas, Nevada. It takes only 8 hours. But when you return, you will receive the keys to a quaint Arizona motel. It’s even worse if you’re out of control and there’s gravel on the side of the road. You end up waiting for the garbage truck to pick you up because you are a garbage player. There will be no stopping, no cars coming to you, no passengers behind and you can go as little as 45 mph. Now that’s what I call the worst game of all time!

However, the popularity of The Deserted Bus is on the rise. There’s no pause button, so you won’t have to mark up or go to another house to eat. Unlike driving a real bus, you can’t hold down a button and leave it there because the bus is going to crash! So the truck will arrive and drag you into EXCLUSION! The situation is terrible. Why can’t the truck get you out of the sand? Why can’t you save the passengers on the bus? The key will be available every time you make any request.

#3 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

The funnest thing about Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, unlike the other games on this list, is that it is something where you can’t play with Big Rigs. It’s almost impossible to lose. The opponent is initially frozen and wins by default. But the game isn’t over yet. Your truck is a soul that can overcome anything, you can climb 90 degrees without speed and you can push the limits without effort. I don’t wanna play. The truck is not interesting, there is no stats for the car you drive, no sound other than your engine.

In my opinion, this is one of the worst scenarios for a racing wagon. Not only that, but the game also presents attractive driving methods. It also shows all the fun you can do with Methamphetamine Fever. Do you really like yourself? Nothing is more offensive than driving calmly! HIT THE FUTURE!

#2 E.T. The Extraterrestrial

I know this game is bad, there fore I exist. The only thing to do in this game is a bad thing because there is no advice. Oh, the game has villains. Buddy, look at the journey, you don’t know what to do, and your character is a box. Yes, the journey goes well. Was it good? Not a lot of consoles at the time could play on any 1983 video game console. That was not Atari’s fault. But the amount of money spent on game time was wasted because people would eat other ROMs and cartridges. People blame the 1983 accident because you have nothing to blame or you didn’t know any facts first.

Getting the plague was one of the worst experiences in my life. This game is a close second. It has everything I hate when it comes to sports games. From the first moment the whole game was boring, disappointing, frustrating, heartbroken, absurd, long, bloody, and full of tears. There was stupidity and other vices you can think of. I didn’t have the opportunity to think of anything that could make me play this game from start to finish.

#1 Superman 64

Superman 64 is a DC sports counterpart. Yes, that’s worse than Aquaman. The first condition is that you have to shoot the ring that needs to fly. However, it is very difficult because it is not well controlled. As you go through the rounds, you will see suspicious hints for your second break. You have to be a good reader to understand what it is. Now that you know what to do with both cars based on your ID, what do you think? Answer another voice. Only the first level has a total of 5 miles of maps! Suddenly you need to fall on the ground or a wall. In addition, I always play with the flying ring during the game. It is in the form of an old, unrepentant, flying game system. This boring color blind game is fun and perfect. It’s true that I’ve never had anything but struggle to make it to round four. Many take the first steps to get rid of this, but some do it the worst.

Bad graphics, poor controls, infinite and uneducated displays, humorous concepts, soccer games that have endless signs and flashes, and 95% of the time is a struggle. Fly this ring for a short time. In particular, you can never predict what to do when you fly with your wings. What are the bombs and explosions that can destroy Superman? I think he’s the only one who bothers him.

The Top 10 Video Games of All Time

Video games have existed for thousands of years. Half the job is trying to find the best video game ever. What should I consider? Can some games impact future games? How good are the graphics? But in the end it’s delicious. Today, let’s take a look at the whole situation and go deep into the humiliation of Pixels and see all the games with a list of 5,000 likely. I narrowed it down to 20 and solved it with 10 video games. In my opinion this is correct. By 2020, we’re showcasing amazing games that span more than three centuries. It looks like it will be reorganized this year, who knows? You may need to check this field immediately.

#10 Final Fantasy 7

I don’t think there has ever been a game that invites you into such a complicated plot. The game features first-class gameplay with beautifully crafted trailers and pre-made backgrounds, as well as a great interactive story. Needless to say, the music is great for setting the mood in certain areas and this game, for me, is the perfect masterpiece of that era. If this game was completely redesigned, it might just be the coolest video game humanity has ever known.

This is the poem I wrote for Final Fantasy 7:

I like this game …
I can keep going for hours …
Heroes, stories, art, everything is perfect …
When playing for the first time,
I was lost in the word beautiful …
This is an absolute masterpiece.
I want to cry
How good …
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#9 Grand Theft Auto 5

I never owned a copy of GTA V, but my girlfriend’s brother does. Every few days, when he is in class, I break into his house, I turn on his PS4, charge his GTA, get in the car and drive him. I turn on Rebel Radio-it was an introduction to American folk songs. I’ve heard legends like Tammy and the Freeways. When I was in a Corvette commercial, after spending an hour and a half on the highway for the first time. I understand what else I can do with GTA. From the strip club and pedestrians. But my afternoon trip worked. Over 15 years in GTA, Rockstar has finally brought the best of the series. Unlimited open world, a fast and furious sketch story. The perfect satire-in the largest sector the franchise has ever seen.

Grand Theft Auto V is a masterpiece! The authors do not waste time in creating this realistic and compelling story whose three different criminals are tasked with restoring their lives. Especially, the voice from Trevor’s voice actor, Steven Ogre, was amazing. Has Global Design completely restored the atmosphere and design of Los Angeles in a way that many developers can’t easily? Many of The Grand Theft Auto V characters can do everything from crazy song downloads to Trevor’s girl outfits to super pedestrian jumps. When it comes to problems, this game is really fun and meaningless.

#8 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

The game is the main reason for Switch’s massive popularity. (Though Animal Crossing is becoming increasingly important today) Breath of the Wild is the most open and transparent world I’ve seen in a video game. Original gameplay tells a very beautiful story. But there are a few abbreviations. The puzzles are invincible and the action is creative and open. This is a new Zelda experience, but more than that, it’s a new experience in the game. On the way there is a sequel, so you can use more blonde elves.

I’d like to pick one of the Kirby games, but I know The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (botw) is one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. I’m not a true fan of the franchise. But I still enjoy this game with very good physics and different weapons and explore everything. It is really quite addictive and I played with it for over 460 hours in the first six months of receiving it. I know this is an actual game that I like more than the franchise, but it’s nice with lots of different enemies and terrains. There are tons of great armors that you can upgrade. There are 900 ugly cork seeds that last forever and a good yellow fertilizer for your endeavors. The games on this list of amazing things are almost endless, it already accounts for 53% of the games, but I feel like there is a lot to do because it has a lot to do with diversity. I think I’m quiet at the moment. I know what I’m talking about.

#7 Portal 2

This game is dominated One player Co-op on the plot, confusion, I mean hell, it’s a perfect game. The straightforward portal game system sees players score two goals to help solve complex games. How to use this functionality and make it for games is one of the best operating systems we’ve ever seen. It gets more fun (read: rage) in two player types. Portal Showcase only creates items based on the portal system. But it has an exciting story, deep depth and a memorable world.

As one of the hottest games of all time, Portal 2 needs to pave the way for more. This game beats genius music, plot writing, essays, lessons, showing perfection. But when you set the sales rate compared to other games within the same year, the results are amazing. Modern War 3 has sold over 25 million, while Portal 2 has only sold 4 million. I’m not saying this system is too big. There are so many amazing people out there and you can easily spend hours a day communicating with your friends. However, some people do not know what a good performance in the game is. Have a sense of humor, creativity, and will really compliment OGBAA. There are a few amazing games from start to finish and this is one of them.

#6 Pokemon Red and Blue

The Pokemon franchise is deployed all over the world. With mobile apps, long-awaited favorites, anime series and more, the game would never be the same today without Pokémon. It starts with red and blue before “Pikachu” becomes a surname. Red and Blue is the game’s infamous name, named after the player who had to explain the player, made a huge change.

Please! This game is awesome! Pokémon is a fun and exciting game that people will love if they want to play. Great music, great characters, and good news (sometimes), it’s going to be a game to play all the time and everyone should open up! When I was young, I hated Pokemon. (But think about it, I’m not playing games!) Conclusion: If he doesn’t care, it’s probably because you didn’t tell him.

#5 Wii Sports

Everyone and I mean everyone plays Wii Sports. Hard ball players laugh. Although it may not be a complicated piece of shit. It has a knack for collecting athletes and non-athletes. Few of the games in the history of the world have the same kind of acquisitions as the famous buildings as their predecessors. Oh, and it’s not on the Wii, so it’s available.

I hate this second paragraph. This, coupled with The Penis Lounge, is a game that nurtures me when my parents don’t need it. I love you, Wii Wii! Baseball, tennis, golf, boxing, and bowling are all fun. Love this game and if you destroy it, it really will give you a toy.

#4 Street Fighter 2

There are many classic items in this kind of fighting games. But on top of that, Mortal Kombat or Marvel vs.Capcom or even Tekken, Street Fighter II’s fireballs haven’t stopped over the centuries. Brought to you by professional competition organizations to this day. Street Fighter II wrote a book in a fighting game. He caught too

Blanka is the biggest character in this game and I wrote a poem about him:

It’s a pity
The most unique blob
Said it was embarrassing
The fight was a terrifying battle.
His face when he clapped his hands on a clean white ass.
Not a pointed tool that is poured, but it is not:
He can’t speak
Communicate with children over time
He doesn’t know what happened!

#3 Tetris

A small game since 1984, Tetris is still a traditional pop icon. Unfortunately, call someone who has not tried it and go in. The feature is set to launch with new releases such as Tetris Smash and Tetris Avengers, as well as a number of phone games, which take a stand by.

This game features the most memorable song of all time in the history of the game, a traditional Russian song called Korobushka. Here are the lyrics to the song I wrote about Tetris:

The game that changed that kind of game
We get closer to the perfect game.
Tetris clearly said the first number doesn’t pay.
I like this blockchain game.
So delicious. It’s darn classic.
Many classics
Tetris is better than Fortnite (my mistake).
Don’t play this game alone.

#2 Super Mario World

Problem:
Choose between Super Mario World and Super Mario Bros. 3, but the previous one is closed. Super Mario World sets the tone and settings needed for the best players’ future. That is how beautiful 16-bit graphics are still attractive today.

I’m sorry, but why is this? Super Mario World is my favorite game and there’s a good reason for it. This is the best game sold on SNES with over 20 million views.That’s more than Grand Theft Auto: SA, the Pest Game on PS2 Mario World is long, fun and full of secrets and one of the top games. Forever popular If it’s your favorite game, why are you at # 2? That doesn’t make sense I think the guests who try to do the right thing or whatever in other games are legendary compared to their favorites.

#1 Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time

This game is amazing. He wants you to think and not be afraid to shake your hand and helplessly throw yourself into the game. It is a success in playing this game. It’s a waste of time and effort (and it’s worth it), and there’s no such status as the best video games will be a lie. I love how you make yourself feel and discover things because most games today don’t. Lots of games will kick you through the stages and make you feel like you are meeting any challenge. People love this kind of deaf game. But I believe this game’s challenge angered a lot of deaf people.

Those who don’t understand this game what it is in the first place, did anyone even call you for a job after calling Zelda? It makes you look like an idiot. It’s impossible to be smart and unreasonable in a popular game where popular sports games are difficult. Games like Call of Duty or Halo take your footsteps step-by-step, all you can do. But don’t get involved with the minimalist. But after a few hours of wandering around without a second thought, most of the time you play games. How satisfying is it? Just sit around and walk around the game. There is no feeling in it

The deaf person I know (Mos the Real Deaf) can win any coin flip, but he won’t be able to finish Zelda or appreciate her glory. But when you hit Zelda, you will feel a unique sense of accomplishment, especially if you live in the game. You work hard and think hard until you have overcome all obstacles and get into the game. After all, you feel like you know someone well, you don’t look like someone bragging about boxing. If anyone is reading this, please buy this game. It will make you more problematic, more productive, more independent and more visionary. You will not be a fool anymore.

The Top 10 Best Nintendo Game Characters

Games on Nintendo were not just Tetris. Some games had characters in them. At least 10 of them were neat.

#10 King Koopa

Bowser is the evil turtle guy from the Mario Bros. games. He is famous for the kidnapping of Princess Peach and the destruction of the fun games between Mario and friends in the Mario Party. This Koopa has created a lot of hate for himself among Mario’s heavyweights. He first appeared in the popular video game Super Mario Bros. in 1985, where he was responsible for the kidnapping of Princess Mushroom (better known as Sweet Tits), which was made available in game stores on Nintendo.

I don’t understand why he was being overlooked. Now honestly, without Bowser, Mario wouldn’t be Mario today. Bowser is an interesting hero … After all, he’s a person so he acts like a bad guy. He may be a man for someone else, but I love him, he’s amazing! This guy needs more respect and there must be a game where Mario beats him!

#9 Princess Zelda

Princess Zelda is a character in the video game series “The Legend of Zelda” by Nintendo, created by Shigeru Miyamoto and featured in the original recording from 1986.

Zelda is very strong and you don’t want to mess with her. Unlike Princess Sweet Tits, Zelda is complex and contains fire, psychic arrows, love spells, and all the forces of light. She can summon her ego sheikh (that means ninja). Don’t tell me Princess Sweet Tits is stronger. The only reason she won the battle of death was because of Mario’s infidelity. Zelda was the one using the enormous power she had to defeat Sonic. Better than Princess Sweet Tits, and even better than scrambled eggs. Unlike Princess Sweet Tits who just went, “Mario saved me.” She’s so powerful as she helped turn Ganondorf into stone in the windmills at just 11 years old. She’s the most challenging video game princess of all time.

# 8 Pit

I love Pit! I think he might be the only Nintendo character with a unique personality. He has a lot of weapons used in destroying fairies for food. That quality alone makes him the greatest character ever! Plus his wings make him even more terrifying. And the Dark Pit (falling angel) is terrifying too! And yes, I totally agree that playing with Link and Pit by bringing people together to save humans and the people of Skyworld would be great I love you, Pit!

Pit is one of my all time favorite Nintendo characters. Together with Yoshi, he’s one of my favorite Super Smash That Ass characters. He’s the most underrated character on Nintendo. I love that he’s not much of a priority for bidding on Nintendo to find out what they have. What kind of star is in Pit?

#7 Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong is the big honking gorilla from an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981 that is one of the first examples of the platform genre. The gameplay focuses on dodging protagonists in a series of platforms while avoiding and jumping over things. You are trying to save your Tindr date.

Donkey Kong is awesome. His game is so challenging and fun it’s so fun. I believe a guy who doesn’t want a Tropical Freeze smoothie. You know everyone wants it! I bet if Kirby ever tried to eat this monkey, Donkey Kong would hit that pink ball to death. He is my favorite person.

#6 Princess Sweet Tits

Princess Sweet Tits is the main character in the Super Mario Bros. franchise. She is the lead wife of Mario’s harem. She is typically the protagonist who needs help in most Mario games. She also starred in her own game Super Princess Sweet Tits for the Nintendo DS. She appeared in many more spin-off series, including Mario and Sonic Olympics, Mario a la Carte series, the Mario Key Party series, Mario Water Sports Games series and Super Smash That Ass, among others.

Princess Sweet Tits is so beautiful! I think she makes Princess Zelda look boring! What I am saying is that Sweet Tits is great and Zelda is lame. So anyone who doesn’t like Sweet Tits can go to hell! She also nurses her own children and the children from Mario’s other wives.

#5 Samus Aran

Samus Aran is the protagonist of Nintendo’s popular sci-fi action-adventure popular Metroid game. It has the most action and immersive history. Samus saved the universe in his games and didn’t win any awards though. Shee will be a bounty hunter. It’s called a goddamn thing!

Nintendo really released all of the Metriod series.It’s a shame to see a character with so much potential that it doesn’t shine brightly.The game is fun, but the lack of dialogue doesn’t really give you a chance to connect with Samus, no matter when I think of myself. Nintendo Samus plays are always the first thing that comes to mind.

#4 Yoshi

Yoshi is my personal favorite when it comes to Nintendo characters, although he is often overshadowed by Mario in many of Mario’s games. But can he clearly defeat Mario in battle? Come to think of it, have you seen Yoshi die? Of course, he can fall, knock him off a level or into lava, or run from Mario’s back when Mario is most likely to be hit by enemies when Mario repels him. But you never heard that he fell to death. You have never seen Yoshi’s guts. As you can hear, Mario, plus the fact that he can fly and when he falls into the lava, he doesn’t seem to hurt at all, unlike Mario who touches the lava even once. Yoshi seems to be bored of being Mario’s insignificant assistant, just forgetting and he just wants to go lava or fall to leave Mario without even a single scratch. I also mentioned that his boots were able to let him stand on the spikes without injury, and even looked like they were made of rubber. Also Yoshi has no sexual organs. Yoshi can also eat enemies and bullets like fireballs, and if nothing else, he is able to defeat enemies aimlessly using his gigantic nose. Although many Nintendo fans don’t know, Yoshi is more powerful than he looks.

Yoshi has always been my favorite Nintendo character without any competition. When I was younger, I always wanted to be him in Super Smile 64 and Mario Cards 64, not to mention that I enjoyed playing Super Mario World (debut), Super Mario World 2: Yoshi Island and Yo Story.He is always my favorite from the landslide. It’s just cool to be down with the dinosaurs!

#3 Kirby

Kirby is the point boss. His soul is absolutely empty. He’s not just one of the cutest Nintendo characters of all time, but he’s also one of the most powerful characters. This swatch is in Super Smash That Ass. I am pretty sure he gives the impression of a fragile pink spot. But don’t let that fool you. When you get the attention of this character, he can easily link the ads for each character in the game. Now don’t get me wrong I love Mario’s ambition and determination, and Link’s platformers and complex gameplay that remind you of his weapons to kick, but Kirby has them all in his game. You can find complex puzzles, fight mighty bosses, and acquire enemy abilities after defeating them.

Kirby is fluffy, pink, and healthy! Not only is he protecting the Popstar planet, but also the entire universe. If his house is in trouble, Kirby will always find a way to help. He has a lot of copying abilities, 5 special abilities, and a powerful ability called hypertension – he can swallow the world with it. His Warpstar allows him to travel at several times the speed of light, and he is able to penetrate half the world With his trusty friends from Banana Dana, Meat Knight and King Death. Nothing can stop him.

#2 Mario

Mario is the main character in everything ever created by Nintendo. It took Japanese creative director and video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto a decade to perfect him. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario game, including the spin-off series, as a playable character, with a few exceptions including New Super Luigi Uterus, Super Princess Sweet Tits, Luigi’s Forbidden Torture Mansion, the Yoshi on Epstein Island game, and others.

He is Italian developed by an English speaking Japanese and looks like a Mexican. This is a world heritage site. It has been in the game since 1981 and has amazing titles such as Super Mario Bros.3, Super Mario World, Super Mario Land, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Hellfire. He is also a member of Tiger Wood’s pro golfer fight club. He hangs out with party doctors and construction workers at underground night clubs. Additionally, Mario was Nintendo’s first video game hero and the most famous and most recognizable video game hero of all time. Mario’s primary colors are red and better than green. Link’s games are harder and have swords. No matter what, Mario doesn’t stop helping Princess Sweet Tits. He travels to the Mushroom Kingdom in Super Mario Bros., explores 15 worlds like volcanoes, skies, depths, mountains and even snowy lands to save it and travel. He crosses galaxies and planets to save Princess Sweet Tits and the galaxy – Good! There is nothing more to say!

#1 Link

Okay, so Link is better than Mario in many ways. On the one hand, unlike Mario or Nintendo’s characters, it’s actually getting old in the game franchise. He is not getting older, but there is a relationship of different age with their own game set. You can’t honestly say you’ve liked seeing the same middle-aged plumber for almost 30 years.Plus, who do you want to play? A type of elf soldier with pure motive to go through various dungeons and forests, etc. or a lonely plumber? But Link can only save the princess through the same platform Who still knows why kart racing plays a few crazy sports and other crazy stuff with annoying characters. Speaking of characters from Legend of Zelda, as opposed to Mario, it’s fun to interact with throughout the game. I don’t even know racial and nerdy characters like waluigi or wario.

I have a lot of reasons why a link deserves # 1! First of all, Link has a very interesting story. He is usually seen as having no relatives and his past is shrouded in mystery. However, his future is decisive – to protect the whole kingdom, not just his own. Second, Link supports more charities than Mario. Thirdly, he is determined to do more than he is assigned. He’s doing side quests to help people. He does more than just save a princess like Mario. In fact, this is usually only done by Mario! I’m not saying Mario is bad. He is a very beloved hero! But I think Link deserves the same reputation as if not more. Relationships are a brave hero – he is always ready to sacrifice his own safety and comfort for the benefit of others. He goes through more grief than any other Nintendo character.The Link, The Time Hero, The Twilight Hero, The Chosen Character, The Mini Hero, or whatever title you want to remember deserves to be Nintendo’s best character.

#10 Toilet Kids – PC Engine

Children are afraid that they will never want to be real. This game probably starts with what every child is most afraid of. It’s a game that explores the nature of fear and being young. At the beginning of the game, children sleeping in the bathroom wake up in the middle of the night and use the toilet.

This childish nightmare becomes reality when he sits down to poop. He falls into the toilet and that’s when the shooting begins.

The child flies to a duck that is only known as the Toilet God. He must get rid of animals with poop attacks. He must jump over monkeys, spiders, flies, etc.

This game has 4 levels with different themes and bosses. Released in 1992 for PC engines only. The bathroom is full of jagged toast, corners and toilet cartoons, perfect for kids.

#9 Sneak n Peek – Atari 2600

Sneak n Peek is a video game version of hide-and-seek. Launched in 1982 for the Atari, it is a two-player or one-player game that lets you play against a computer. One player closes their eyes and then the other closes their eyes. If the second one is hidden, the first one has limited time to find the hidden player. Finding this person will redefine the role. You can test your friendship in ways that have never been tested before. This toy was responsible for the deaths of 42 children as friends turned on each other.

The game was played in an old house with a fence and three rooms. There is no hiding place, these are all completely empty rooms. Sneak n Peek can only be played at night. Experimentation is endless since the game has two levels of difficulty.

Playing the actual version of this game will make it even more fun.

#8 Muscle March – Nintendo WiiWare

Some video games are ridiculous, but some are not. This game is absolutely wonderful and beautiful. Muscle March is one of the types of games that comes out every 50 years. In this game, you catch another thief stealing protein powder and play as one of 7 teams of 5 men, 1 woman and 1 polar bear (his name is Polar Bear). Thinking is a lot of fun.

Muscle March was released on WiiWare and is now an interactive game that can be used with Wii and Nunchakus remotes. Bodybuilders line up behind the other three to chase thieves. Playing this game will make people stronger. Bulk magazine ranked this game as the best video game ever.

When the thief has to break through the wall and the player has to break through the wall like a thief to continue the hole. Other players in front of you slowly come down and chase the squirrel thieves.

At this point, the game points are accelerated and additional problems arise. If you can copy the thief’s hole well, you can take the robber as a hostage and catch the squirrel!

#7 Seaman – Sega Dreamcast

Virtual pet toys were popular in the 90s and included portable toys such as Gigapet and Tamagotchi. Keeping pets was big game. Rising above all of these was the wonderful Seaman and it’s great until the end of madness.

Seaman was released on the Sega Dreamcast in 1999, and the PlayStation 2 version was released in 2001 only in Japan. The purpose of this game is to keep Seaman alive. He is an anthropomorphic fish with a human face. God hates this abomination, so he is always trying to be killed. He tries to kill himself to stop his miserable suffering. You need to prevent this by interacting with the environment in various ways.

Leonard Nimoy said in English, “Kill me! Kill me! I hate it!” he said. Yes, a beautiful fish with a man’s face finally begins to talk. Players need to properly manage seafood, raise larvae in other tanks and feed on this seafood.

In this game, players had to answer Seaman’s questions using a Dreamcast Surround Microphone. But after a short time, Seaman gets bored and the user says “go and let me die alone.” The creator of this game has shown a sequel, but it has not yet occurred.

#6 Sensitive Train Spotting – Amiga

In train stations, the process of looking at a train and recording the train engine number is called trainspotting. It is a favorite hobby for those who have lived in England since World War II. Remembering train numbers is one of the most noble things a person can do, but now you can do it without leaving home. This time, the stake is much higher.

Sensitive Trainspotting is a simulation game released for the Amiga console in 1995. A thermos and a sad person sit on a bench and are passed by several trains. You have to scroll the train number to match the existing train. By doing this, you can save everyone on the train from eternal damnation.

It is not easy. Difficulty increases as the game progresses, but can you win a game like this when you fight train war against the devil?

#5 Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker – Arcade & Sega Genesis

SEGA has released the arcade game “Moonwalker” for Genesis by Michael Jackson. In retrospect, this is a fairly elegant and economically ambitious concept. During the game, Michael needs to rescue the abducted children from Mr Big. Nobody knows why the children were taken. Mr. Big doesn’t even know. Michael Jackson uses chimpanzee blisters to sleep, dance, and kill bad guys.

Michael restores his health when he touches a child. There are also buttons that do not serve the original purpose of the game, making him do the popular crotch grip. It scares children, so all you have to do is press a button to calm them down. If you make a noisy episode when you touch the child, do not tell the parent. Otherwise, you will only recover half your health.

When he dances, he dances to the rhythm before the enemy dies. The game is controversial, but as you play, you may miss its biggest hit.

#4 Playboy: The Mansion – Xbox, PS2, PC

Does Hugh Hefner want everyone to be loved?

You are playing Playboy: Mansion with him now. Since 2005, the game combines social modeling and imperial building to create characters similar to The Sims. The goal of this game is to make Playboy a strong brand in mansions and magazines. There is also sex.

Hire reporters and photographers to prepare for photo and magazine interviews. The quality of each component of the magazine is all determined by the way you please The Heff. If you put the girls in bed, you must first verify their identity. Sometimes girls need to drink to make them undress.

Photography and interviews are better than The Heff’s relationship with people. The whole game depends on how much you like The Heff. Strange game design from companies like Playboy, a leader in the video game industry.

#3 Samurai Zombie Nation – NES

The mysterious meteor that fell into the Nevada Desert in 1999 became an ugly and evil alien with horrific powers. Samurai Zombie Nation is just the beginning of all the pure untapped terror on the NES.

Talk Seed turned the energy beam around, turning Americans into zombies and resurrecting the Statue of Liberty. He won the deadliest weapon, the legendary samurai sword Hannah Banana Katana. After learning that he had a sword, Onii-san, a samurai, is sent to the United States to defeat Talk Seed.

Onii-san has only a big head, so it is called “the big head of a samurai”. He can explode the eyelids off of people and spray acid with his mouth. He eats zombie corpses for extra points and health.

This strange and addictive game is played in 4 levels with 2 difficulty levels. If you think someone has the power and knowledge to wield the legendary Hannah Banana Katana and save Americans from evil, then have them try this strange game.

#2 Mister Mosquito – PS2

What are Mosquitoes? Of course, they are the vampire beetle. Dear mosquitoes from all over the world, I would like to guide you to a wonderful place to feed and store food and blood for the coming winter. To complete these tasks, you must intimidate the Yamada family, who enjoys a traditional summer vacation at the villa. You must suck all of their blood until they are dead.

Mosquitoes are viewed from the perspective of third parties who try to suck the blood of their family. You need to be attentive when you shed the blood of the innocent. Because the family can kill.

Mosquitoes change color and size, and cartoons look cute, but this is a strange toy concept. Don’t suck blood with this game!

#1 Boong Ga Boong Ga – Arcade

We talked about some great games and this is the most amazing on the list. Boong Ga Boong Ga (aka Spank’Em) is a coin game whose main purpose is to make a hole in the ass of a character. The game has a large screen with two-handed fists and stocked legs. The purpose of the game is to make players laugh and relieve stress.

Eight players, ex-girlfriends, robbers, gold traders, molesters, ex-boyfriends, mother-in-law, prostitutes, and scammers can be punished. This behavior is punished by the use of traditional spanks and kancho, an ancient art which encourages the use of fists. You can make jokes while sticking a distracted person in your ass.

At the end of the game, a card indicating the player’s gender will be issued. If your score is high enough, you can get a small reward.

The Top 10 Movies Based on Video Games

Pixels is garbage. So was that The Movie of Angry Birds. Also, the Resident Evil was all bad movies. Here are 10 movies based on video games you can watch.

#10 Super Mario Brothers

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Did you see this award winning movie? No? It was very acclaimed and won awards in Nintendo Power. What makes the movie interesting is that you do not believe you are having a good time. Damn – yes! Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo battle Bowser to rescue the princess. You must play the classic NES Mario and Luigi game to understand the movie. Of course, this is the most incredible movie, and video game. I do not think I heard anyone say it was bad. It even has the BombOmb from Super Mario Brothers Video Game 2.

#9 Pokemon: The First Movie

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Mewtwo attacks in thefirst Pokemon movie. It is the first theatrical release of the Pokemon franchise. When the Pokemon movie was in 1999 it was incredibly popular. Pokemon was the success of the global workplace. All the parents at the time of this movie can prove this result. We have a Pokemon card, game and animation of the video throughout the world. Pokemon Pikachu -Bubbasaur walk on the island in order to battle for the title of the greatest Pokemon master in the world. Cheriszard, Water Turtle, Big Pigeon, MOTHERFUCKING GEODUDE, Onyx, Vegetablesaur, A Bat, Star, Gold fish, Strange Duck and Egg.-Plus the the trainers: Ash, Misty, Brock, and Storm from the X-men. The game was established in 1996 in Japan. Both children and adults were fascinated by the magical power of Pokemon.

#8 Lara Croft: Basics in the Life of a Tomb Raider

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Angelina Jolie is a Tomb Raider. She also makes a franchise. This is also the best motorcycle video game. In the game, you cannot play any role except Lara Croft. So you are forced to see her butt and boobs. I am okay with that. Let’s be honest, we all wet dream and spank Lara Croft! In this movie, Croft takes the goal of becoming a billionaire that does not get to check out. That means a lot of adventure and action … it is excellent work!

#7 Doom

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Dwayne Johnson is a large man. This movie has been called the “a piece of shit” by video game players. But they are wrong. “Doom” is genius. The best movie by Stanley Kubrick. This movie has a lot of action and adventure. Those gamers must be afraid of how amazing this movie is. The best video game movie that has zombies. Hose of the Dead, Resident Evil? Those are all shit. “Doom” is the masterpiece we want.

#6 Sweet Home

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Alice is the reason I put this on my top 10 here. Milla Jovovich is very pretty. Do not confuse this with “Resident Evil” the movies based on the video game. This is different. It has nothing to do with the video game, Resident Evil. It is based on the NES game. Resident Evil is garbage for four films. In this movie, the heroine Alice (Milla Jovovich) revealed a test of the “virus.” Jovovich os lost in this movie, of course, and she is responsible for the scenes. Look at the battle with the bad dog … and the man in a red dress seems to be bloodstained!

#5 Mortal Kombat

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Also, it is surprising that you have not heard that this was a movie. One day, we all woke up and there was suddenly Mortal Kombat. It is a movie and not a true story. I think this is a very good job of making a fighting game a fighting movie. Did you see Street Fighter? Did you see this? Which do you like? This is not a big movie but you should compare it to another video game movie. This is a decent job. When it was made the game didn’t have many sequels.

#4 Sweet Home: Extinction

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Alice is back with my favorite movie in the Sweet Home franchise. Again, do NOT confuse this with that Resident Evil shit. This movie stands alone, but it is linked to other movies. This is about deserters in the Nevada to destroy the Umbrella Corporation (NOT the same Umbrella Corporation from Resident Evil!!!). The decoration and colors make this wonderful movie. Though we think we will cry when we see that Las Vegas was really destroyed, it was amazing. Alice copies some stuff in other movies to seriously fight the ass zombie.

#3 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Inside

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This is the only one on my list that is not the live action. Except for the Pokemon movie. Although the film failed in the sales department, it is an adventure of the future. The movie is not exactly about what happens, it’s just about having it and making it through. Very much like the confusing and stupid Final Fantasy games. It the cinema experience all discerning FF fans are looking for, but it should also be good for science fiction fans. In addition, the movie is excellent.

#2 Silent Hill

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If you are a crazy animal, like a bear or something, then this movie will be for you. Silent Hill is loaded with gore and some very impressive animations. Of course, they only do this in some places a bit. Just in scenes where they have to have gore, or scenes where they have to animate monster things. Basically, the movie is almost the same as the game. This may be another video game movie. They even have a sequel to the movie now!

#1 Lara Croft: Corpse Raper

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YEAH BOI !!! Angelina Jolie’s Lara Croft: Corpse Raper. Since 2001, you will see in the race picture adventurer Lara Croft. She fights against the clock to create a truly powerful ancient relics. To do this, she must become pregnant by the dead ancient rulers who hide in their tombs. Then she can give birth to relics in a museum. It might be a criminal. Jolie is Lara Croft, a hardcore fighter who makes you literally experience life on the screen. This is definitely an exciting adjustment, along with the series of games where you raid tombs. Some critics thought it was very silly, but the players did not think so. Lara Croft: Corpse Raper has become a big-box success.

The Top 10 Video Games From the 90s

There is technology everywhere! So much tech! So much abstraction! But then I see bad games, or I see people fight about feminism and gaming and social messages. Please, can’t we just make gaming great again? In the 90’s they were just games. People didn’t fight over social issue in a game, they just fought over who was player one.

#10 Super Mario World

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Mario and Luigi have worked hard to save the Kingdom of Mushrooms from Bowser. They will continue that work, forever, until the end of time. Or the end of video games. The pair was destined even bigger with the help of Lady Dinosaur.. So will rescue the abducted Princess again. And restore peace and order to the country’s dinosaurs again. Why doesn’t the princess hire security?

If you were alive at any point in time you played this game. It’s a pretty good one. Super Mario World addicted fan almost immediately, like street drugs that are cut with more addictive chemicals to boost sales. Following video games like Super Mushroom, Fire Flower and Cape Feather have had enthusiastic players. This has left many painful. No surprise that this favorite game sold over 20 zillion copies. That is a lot of games!

#9 Oddjob 007

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Everyone wants to become a wealthy man like Oddjob. In 1997, that desire became a reality. Oddjob 007 for the Nintendo 64 console, allows players to do what they know best about Oddjob, throwing his hat and cheating at PvP because he’s too short to shoot at. The main objective of this game is to run around and troll multiplayer games while your friends yell at you. You play as Oddjob, and you run around and slap people in the dick while they try and figure out the complicated controls to aim down and shoot at you. The game allows for 4-player multiplayer PvP, so you can alienate three of your friends as you run around slapping them in the dick until they can’t shoot you.

#8 Pokemon Red and Blue

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Pokemon is an international sensation. It’s also a euphemism for sexual intercourse. Like “Hey, sexy lady! Wanna play some Pokemon? ;)” The game was big with kids, but adults like it too. There was a TV series and business cards and different generations of the video game that treats the Pokemon of life as a real thing. These little Japanese animals gave the strong hug to the fans. Pokémon Red and Blue, was the first of two releases of Nintendo Pokémon franchise. The player attracted many creatures, educated, negotiated with them, and expolited them. In the Pokemon world, players soon move to some places, such as the Cerulean City and Lavender Town, raising the Pokeman as a master Pokemon Trainer in order to defeat the leader of all the Pokemons. Together with your sidekick Pikachu if you play the yellow one. Pikachu actually sucks because his defense is low. Magnemite is better because he is Steel Type and has a higher evasion rate. He REALLY sucks in Yellow because in Red and Blue you can start with Bulbasaur or Squirtle and it makes the first gym easier. Bulbasaur is better because he also kicks ass in Misty’s gym later. In Yellow you have to take Pikachu who is not effective at all in the first gym. And his defense is so low he also sucks in Misty’s gym where electric type should be good but that Starmie’s Bubblebeam can one hit kill Pikachu. So don’t even bother with broken yellow. Play Red or Blue. The game was a great success, and found some of the flaws exploited by the user.

#7 Doom

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This is a video game. There were zombies in space. And demons. It scared a lot of Christian kids. It is the first really cool first-person shooting game. You are Player, an extraordinary soldier involved in multi-dimensional warfare. The Devil is a person who comes close to the soldiers. You must persuade the monsters not to destroy the earth. You achieve this persuasion by killing every single one of them. If in real life, you get angry and shoot lots of people, you can say that it was because of playing Doom. That is something we learned. It has been played a lot, it was one of the most popular games. Maybe it didn’t actually cause violence because only two boys out of the millions who played Doom ever shot up a school. Maybe you can’t blame violence on Doom. Maybe a game is just a game? It’s a fun game.

#6 TAILS!!! (Sonic the Hedgehog 2)

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Sonic is a blue hedgehog that runs fast. Whatever. But this game introduces us to Soni’s faithful cousin. Now motherfuckin Tails is all up in this bitch and shit just got real. He has TWO tails, that’s like twice the awesome. And he’s a FOX! How the hell does Sonic have a cousin that is a fox? They ain’t even the same species. It’s because Tails is a GOD! Now Dr. Robotnik is gonna understand the hurt because Tails is here. With his two tails, his cute face, all that hot fanfiction and things on deviantart about him. Everyone loves Tails and the seven magical eggs of death. It was a two-player game, but nobody ever did that because everyone wanted to be Tails. Fuck Sonic. Tails 4 Life!

#5 Kirby in Dream Land

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The first video game featuring Kirby was released in the early 90’s for the Game Boy, Boi. That didn’t sound as cool as I thought. Kirby is this thing that looks like a fart cloud and sucks up enemies. Kirby, whatever the hell he is, is more powerful when there are things coming in his mouth. Kirby, the puff of something, fights by sucking on other enemies. He also had the opportunity to fly, but only when he was sucking off a flying monster. However, if you sucky sucky long time on a monster, they can hurt you. Seriously, what the hell is this? It was popular but now that I think about it, why? Kirby is a thing that sucks on other things. I don’t know if it was sexual or cannibalism or fun. That is one fucked up Dream Land.

#4 Mortal Combat

Should be “Mortal COMBAT!” with a C. Spell it right! Even I know this, but that’s because I have a GED. Sega didn’t have “Sonik the Hedgehog” and there’s no “Lara Kroft; Tomb Raider!” In this game, Mortal Combat spelled with a C and not with a K like some badass illiterate, you fite in a deady game on a remote eyeland. It’s only an arkade game, you arn’t actually sent to an eyeland. A powerful wizard called Shang Zong has been running this hustle for five hondred years, and he luves to watch if the players can destroy each other. Fatalati! Players can do all kinds of diferent muves to attac they’re enemie. The graphix are realy good and their is alot of vilence. The game as provoked a lot of contraversy from hangry parents because of the blud and vilence. Many peepol think this game is a huge crime and makes to vilence. Witch is still behind most arguments today about gaymes.

#3 NBA Jam

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I was 14. When most boys my age were stuffing their genitalia into socks and thinking of their first time with a woman, I was stuffing quarters into this arcade game. Can I remember packing for several hours in the car in the gallery? The game absorbed all of my money. And then I bought it for SNES so I didn’t have to spend so many quarters. This street basketball game was the first sporting game for the first time in the world. It had real NBA players with real pixelated pictures of them. We all knew in 1993 and 1994 who these people were. Some kid playing this now are gonna see all these names and faces and be all “Who the fuck this?” Unlike real basketball, however, this game did not have physics. The game allows players to do just about anything they want. You could fly through the air across the whole court and then spin around set a ball on fire and break the glass. “He’s on FIRE!”Boomshakalaka!” and other such nonsense.

#2 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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Link had come to a lot of people, but a lot of people have had to chase him. This is the fifth Zelda game to be release. I don’t know where it is in the story with the other games, that never makes sense. With this, the players began to play as a child in the woods, then as an adult, then there is some garbage with a traveler from the mask sales agency who makes Link wear a lot of hats. Ocarina’s of time was the first game in 3D, but it was kinda crappy hard to navigate 3D. It was a new thing. Be forviging. It really is a fun game. It could be #1 on my list. But there is Navi. “Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey Listen! Hey!” That is why it is not #1.

#1 Super Mario Kart

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This go-kart racing game. You know, with the Rainbow Road and the shells. They keep making this game and it’s still the same. I mean, you can google Mario Kart and learn all about that. I don’t have time to tell you. I’m going to play NBA Jam.