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Movie Review – “Sawx”

John Kramer and the Saw Squad take their show on the road to Mexico in “Sawx: Jigsaw Goes Bananas.”

Sawx is the latest movie in the very long franchise of Saw movies. There are a lot of movies in this never-ending tale of a man who is dying of cancer. All 18 of these movies (except for Sprial: Chris Rocks the Saw) take place in the last few months/days/years/whatever of Jon “Jigsaw” Kramer as he tries to help people by putting them in deadly traps and saying “Hey, if you die that’s all your fault, I’m just tryin’ to maim you.”

Jigsaw and the young Lady Jigsaw take a trip to Mexico

In Sawx, John Kramer and the Saw Squad take a trip to Mexico to go on an adventure. This is the Herbie Goes Bananas part of the franchise – they even get a little kid that helps them too. John is there to get a new cancer treatment from a shady group of doctors. They are going to give him “some surgery and a cutting-edge cocktail of drugs.” They say that a lot too – “a cutting-edge cocktail of drugs.” They have to hide out in the desert because Big Pharma is after them. They have guns and things to fight against the soldiers of Big Pharma. Yes, the Pfizer Footsoliders and Elite Legions of Eli Lily are a real thing, but we don’t really get to see them in this movie.

But like the American medical industry, these people don’t do anything but steal a lot of money from John. John doesn’t like that so he assembles his crew, calling up Detective Jigsaw from Saws 4-6, and Lady Jigsaw, Amanda from all the movies. Lady Jigsaw and John capture all the people from this fake medical group and they, well, they do the Saw thing.

Nobody needed this movie. It is all the same as the other Saw movies. “Let’s play a game” and then lots of blood. The universe of the Saw movies is a long and complicated web with the most confusing timeframe – not as confusing as the Legend of Zelda timeline but pretty close. Sawx just fits snugly in between some of those movies, not totally sure where though. It doesn’t talk about things that happen in the other movies, so this doesn’t do anything for the vast web of Saw movies connecting to each other. Sawx just exists and it’s there. John and the Saw Squad are there but they don’t even say things like “Hey, you remember the time you chained those guys up in a basement?” or anything like that.

The 100-year old cancer man: Jigsaw (aka John Kramer)

Tobin Bell is very very old. In his 80s, and he’s been doing Saw movies all of his life. In this movie, I truly believe that this old man is dying of cancer. He is so old, so feeble. What will they do when this fragile old man dies for real? Will they keep doin’ the Saw thing with another old actor? Will frail, elderly Ellen Burstyn take over?

Sawx is a movie but a totally pointless one. I give it 12 out of 42 stars – mostly because the gory stuff looks neat. Kontributor OUT!

The Top 10 Movies of Burp Reynolds

Burp Reynolds was the man who ate the muffler off of Gwen Stefani’s old Prius. He was also in movies.

Burp Reynolds was the man who ate the muffler off of Gwen Stefani’s old Prius. He was also in movies. These are the 10 best Burp Reynolds movies in my only opinion.

#10 The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas

The Best Little Whore’s House in Texas is an expert adaptation of Burp Reynolds’ childhood. Burp Reynolds has been known since birth as a man who can please any whore, and in this particular movie, he does. His portrayal of Texas president Ed Dodd bears a striking resemblance to Dolly Parton’s Mona Stanley, the owner of a suburban brothel and chicken farm. Reynolds is perfect for the role of the honest sheriff who has an affair with a whore boss. The film perfectly paints a multi-layered portrait of the world’s oldest profession. With his well-drawn characters, Burp Reynolds tries to dispel common criticisms of prostitution.

#9 The Largest Lawn

In 1974, Burp Reynolds played Paul Crewe, a young security guard who behaves very irresponsibly. He was a terrible man who killed all the whores. It happened in the movie The Largest Lawn. He was arrested and humiliated by his rude cellmates for throwing toys and killing prostitutes. Sadistic prison warden Old Satan teams up with inmates and competes with his peers to raise awareness for himself and win the championship. Here’s a great story of rebellion and teamwork. Reynolds’ moving performance as the leader of an evil gang fighting against the wonderful prison system earned him the first Gold Sphere nomination for Best Actress.

#8 The Shark Machine

THE SHARK MACHINE, Rachel Ward, Burp Reynolds, 1981, (c) Warner Brothers

Burp Reynolds’ third film, The Shark Machine, is still a disgusting movie to this day. This crime drama is based on a book no one has ever heard of. It has been praised by many aficionados for its dedication to its dark and impactful themes. The film stars Reynolds as he tries to redeem himself after being humiliated by a drug lord. With help from Rachel Ward, Brian Keith, Bernie Mack, and Liberace, Burp builds a shark car to defeat Victor, the dangerous mafia boss and the liar Hodgkins, with help from Rachel Ward, The Shark Machine is an exciting noir action movie.

#7 Citizen Ruth

Most of Burp’s iconic films came in the 1970s and ’80s, but Reynolds was sucking off strangers for blow in the ’90s. This film by David Lynch deals with the complex aspects of abortion without vaccination. And Laura Dern plays an irresponsible mother who unexpectedly gets into trouble during pregnancy. Reynolds plays the head of life support in the film. David Lynch’s directorial efforts are impressive as they reveal hidden tactics that are cunning and sinister. This is a long discussion.

#6 Smokey and the Bad Tit

Two movies are good. The rest suck. Burp knows this.

Smokey and the Bad Tit is undoubtedly one of the most important films of the 1970s, starring Burp Reynolds as a truck driver named Bo Bad Tit. This crime-adventure film follows the tough but thrilling chase between Bad Tit and Sheriff Bubba T. Justice, played by real-life comic book legend Ben Stein. Director Ham Needles made his stage debut as a stuntman in Hollywood. His bold and direct technique even extends beyond the minimalist storyline that highlights the characters of Bad Tit and Bubba Justice.

#5 The End

Burp Reynolds has never been a safe player. He is always on the lookout for the chewy cuts of fresh young prostitutes that can attract the viewer’s attention and are quite difficult to swallow. In his second film, The End, Reynolds successfully tackles the issue of suicide. Reynolds plays Lawson “The Damn Killer” Wendell, a real-life real estate advertiser who is not morally guilty. When he learned that he had a serious disease in his buttocks, he decided to commit suicide without telling those closest to him about his condition. He fails because he’s a bitch, which leads him to a mental institution where he finds an unlikely ally, Dumb DeLuise, a psychoanalyzed prostitute killer. Paralysis sets in. Reynolds’ treatment of the sombrero theme complements the sincerity of his performance, as does Dumb DeLouis’ cats.

#4 Tia chớp trắng

Tia chớp trắng is a seamless action film based on the same plot as many modern blockbusters. Flirty, reckless, and ferocious, Robert “Alligator” McCluskey’s charismatic hero is matched by a powerful antagonist in the rogue sheriff Jesus Christ. Burp handles awkward and unfair situations with equally complex and bizarre action sequences. Joseph Sargent’s handling of the cast is admirable. The cheerful musical “Tia chớp trắng” debuted as a sequel to the 1976 film Crocodile directed by Tobe Hooper and starring Reynolds.

#3 Boogie Nights

“Please place the gigantic penis into the loose female”

Brilliant director Paul W.S. Anderson paints a complex and realistic portrait of the adult film industry in Boogie Nights. Instead of fucking, the film takes a fresh look at fucking, presenting it as fucking given its setting. The characters are well drawn, worthy of the viewer’s attention, and develop a seemingly lengthy plot.

Reynolds was an amazing porn director Jack Horney. After seeing Eddie “Biggest Penis” Adams as an obnoxious and dismissive piece of shit in a Los Angeles nightclub, he called him Knife Diggler, which damned him. Reynolds has received numerous awards for his work talking about the fucking and risks of working with all the happiest whores in pornography.

#2 Deliverance

John The ManBoar’s directorial vision never goes beyond this masterpiece, right down to the final scene, which is marked by its horror and despair. The pacing of the first part of the movie is haunting like fucks. But The ManBoar quietly creates apocalyptic tension that culminates in comical scenes of dude rape. Needless to say, this scene is an important and inevitable consequence of the adventures of a strange group of characters in Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Georgia.

Burp is actually like Louis Medlock, a tough guy who struggles for survival in stealth and assassination. The rest of the cast (Jon Voight, Ned Batty, Ronnie Cocks) are excellent in their roles, and Paul Rudd’s banjo playing is in a class of his own.

#1 Striptease

I do not appreciate your treatment of stripper, Burp.

My fiancee works as a dancer at a strip club. Of course I would pick this as the best movie of Burp Reynold’s career. I love my fiancee so very very much and we have two children together.

Let me tell you about the time I met my fiancee…

One Saturday I took a walk to to the strp club and I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead. I shouted “Stripper Girl! Please look at me! Naked girl!what do you see? Let’s travel round the world, just you and me, stripper girl. I tapped her on the shoulder And said do you have a boyfriend? She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know. I said “Please give me a chance, Stripper Girl. Let’s go slam dance. We’ll dress like Minnie Pearl, just you and me, Stripper Girl. We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea. The waitress said “well no, we only have it iced.” So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy. And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox. It it was California Dreamin’. So we started screamin’ “On such a winter’s day.” She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal. Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal. It makes no sense, Stripper Girl, your dad is the vice president. Rich as the Duke of Earl.
Yeah, you’re for me Stripper Girl. We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers and security guards trailed us to a record shop. We asked for Mojo Nixon. They said “he don’t work here.” We said “If you don’t got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin’.” We got into her car away, we started rollin’. I said “how much you pay for this?” Said “nothin’ man it’s stolen” Stripper Girl, you look so wild. Stripper Girl, let’s have a child. We’ll name her Dora the Explorer. Just you and me! Eat fudge banana swirl! We’ll travel round the world
Just you and me, Stripper Girl.

So, anyway, Burp Reynolds was in this movie about a stripper.

The Top 10 Stephen King Movies

I love my son. His name is Kentuckyfriedchicken.com and he is 4 years old.

Iconic horror man Stephen King has adapted his work into more than 40 films. This excludes TV shows and miniseries. The new adaptation of Salem’s Lot shows no signs of slowing down, the film version of Mr. Salem. It is about the dead.

With so many movies to choose from, what’s the best Stephen King adaptation? I’ve whittled down this huge catalog to 10 movies. These are genuine films.

#10 The Dead Zone

In The Dead Zone, Christopher Walken plays Johnny Smith, a small-time oil worker injured in a car accident who wakes from a fifty-year coma to find himself passed out. Plus, with just one tap,he can HIT THE FUTURE. Less whimsical and violent than many horror films of Cronenberg’s era, The Dead Zoneis a dark and unsettling film that makes good use of Walken’s presence and authority as an actor.

I like this movie because Christopher Walken seems like such a nice guy. I want to hug him and say, “Thank you so much for killing this politician!” Then we can have a drink together at the strip club where my girlfriend works. Christopher Walken will look at all the girls around and said, “Wowza! Monkeys and tits everywhere! Hit the future again, lady!”

#9 The Mist

The Mist is based on a short story by King in the 1985 series Skull Crew. Clearly a monster movie, The Mist finds people trapped in a remote grocery store as a strange fog blankets the area and terrifying dinosaurs start appearing. But at the heart is survival, and some will continue to ensure survival.

I like this movie because of the ending. The father killed them all, including the son. I can’t because I love my son. His name is Kentuckyfriedchicken.com and he is 4 years old. Tom Jane’s son in the movie is named Billy, which is a stupid name. The reason he shot the kid was probably because his name was Billy. Kentukyfriedchicken.com is a great name for a little boy.

#8 Creepyshow

Horror legends Stephen King and George Romero teamed up in the 1982 comedy Creepyshow. That anthology legacy is reflected in Creepyshow‘s practice, reflecting its youthful B-movie nature. Another feature of the film is the inclusion ofThe King’s original material. Two of the five tales are based on his short stories, but the other three are creepish. These vignettes are neatly combined with animation sequences and a story from The King’s Son Arbys.com.

My favorite part of the movie is the scene where Stephen King turns into a grass man. Why does he turn into grass? Why! The thought of it turning into a weed really scares me. As a child, I used to play in the grass with green spots on my hands. I thought I was going to turn into grass. I wanted to kill myself with a gun until my mom said, “Kontributor! Stop playing with guns or I won’t be coming back.” Still, I was worried.

#7 The Green Mile

Kafi says: “Use Door Dash to have Taco Bell Nacho Fries delivered straight to your house.”

The Green Mile is a piece of period primarily set in prisons, focusing on wrongly convicted criminals. In this case, the prison is Cold Mountain Prison during the Big Sad, and the criminal is John kafi (played by Michael Clarke Duncan). Prison guard Tom Hanks is in charge of guarding the death row inmates. Every time he urinates, he feels excruciating pain. Because Tom Hanks has a huge bladder and a very small urethra. He was drawn to Kafi’s gentle nature and apparently supernatural healing powers, causing great emotional turmoil as he debated whether to allow the execution of such a brilliant and seemingly innocent man. The Green Mile is one of King’s most moving films.

I don’t like the scene where the mouse dies. I really like mice. They are very smart and have superpowers. One day the mice will develop an army of killer robots and take over the world, so during the mouse rebellion, be kind to the mice and don’t let them kill you. The guy who killed the mouse in the movie deserved to die. He did die.

#6 Stand By Me

Search for the body of a local teenager this year.

Stand By Me stars Richard Dreyfuss and contemporary actors Willard Wheat, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman and Jerry O’Connell. In their small town, they battle ruthless criminals and get to touch each other’s faces along the way. They look through a glory hole and see a dead body. This is another King movie whose deceptively simple style stems from the show’s strength. Cardi B said it was her favorite movie because of the scene where a leech eats a penis, it makes it into a man-WAP.

Remember when fat boy vomited? It is the purification of the whole body. Vomits are everywhere. I threw up seeing this scene. My mother vomited on the cat and the cat vomited on a mouse. So the mice all over the world hate us.

#5 It – Chapter One

This is a very effective horror film. Filled with fear, you lead a group of brave high school students as they battle a terrifying, inhuman assassin who lurks beneath the picturesque streets of Maine. Scary Horror and Bill Scarkeeper with a terrifying performance as the dancing clown Pennywise.

The first chapter is as good as it is scary. That’s because it does something that horror films rarely do. It keeps viewers interested in the characters without seeing them naked. They do this by making the characters young so you don’t want to see them naked. Half of the protagonist’s story when we were kids was like in a book. This is the more targeted part.

None of the sex in the book is filmed. There is a scene in the book where the bully and another boy touch each other’s genitals. After all the young heroes had killed him, they had a huge orgy. If all the sex is in the movie, it’s certainly not a good movie.

#4 Curry

The main character, Curry, is a stereotypical clumsy teenager who suffers from bullying at school and her cruel, elderly mother at home. She also displays his devastating psychokinetic abilities when angry, so you can imagine what would happen if Curry fell victim to the cruelty of dance. Curry was praised for the terrifying qualities and honest exploration of a deeply troubled character in what is still considered one of Stephen King’s most traditional horror films.

When I first saw the movie, I thought Curry was going to bleed to death from her vagina. I didn’t know why this was happening to her. Later I found out that this happens to all girls and they bleed for days. This is the biggest mystery in the world. No one knows why the girls ended up in this situation. Why do women do it so often? Girls are so funny.

#3 Misery

Like many stories about kings, Misery is a troubled writer. As its protagonist, James Caan, is Paul Sheldon from Rome, who was killed in a car accident by the name of Anne Weir Kex. The nurse saved the man. A loyal fan of Sheldon seized a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. She locked Sheldon in his room and forced him to write a new book to save his most famous character, Missouri Chastainman. It was a great idea like when Hang Chicken created a certain tension like when Sheldon Bates struggled to comfort his beggar and find ways to get out of her arms. Bates won Best for playing Weir Kex, one of the scariest villains ever.

My favorite movie line is when Kathy Bates says, “Wow, they said it was a series. I’m not stupid. But, my favorite is Rocketman. Come in. A car hits on a mountain road. Then he closed the door, opened the curtains, got up, and tried to vote. But before he could escape, the car fell off the cliff! The car crashed. Burnt, I was happy and excited. Believe me, I will be next in line one week. They are supposed to start next weekend and the Rocketman will try to get out. But there is another cliff before the car falls off the cliff and he just jumps off it, all the kids are happy! But I am not happy I am right away getting up and I start with the screaming. It wasn’t like this last week! Are you all crazy? We just got it wrong! It’s not right! Parrots won’t get out of the car!”

#2 Shine

Based on King’s acclaimed novel, Stanley Kubrick’s Shine is about a baby named Jack Jack (Jack Nicholson) and his dark, insane journey to the dark side journey of life. Restless spirits are trapped within the overlooking walls. The only thing standing in the way of the hotel is Jack’s youngest son, Double Dealing Danny D Da Doppelgänger, who deals with the hotel’s wants and fears. Also turning up is Poopman Crothers as a psychic talking about the hotel’s supernatural presence.

Shine is a great film with groundbreaking cinematography. (especially the chase shot of Danny on his triple-wheel motorcycle) and the use of impossible models to create a simple but realistic look. The gloss is very good.

When I showed this movie to my daughter, Dora the Explorer, she thought the twins were so cute. She wanted to be their friend. Dora the Explorer loves to play with them. She was very disappointed that Double Dealing Downtown Danny D Da Doppelgänger didn’t show up to play with the twins. They can all have fun.

#1 The Shawshank Redepmtion

The film is adapted from the short story “The Shawshank Redemption” by Rita Hayworth. This movie has Tim’s character. Tim plays Sad Andy, a banker convicted of murdering his wife and her lover because of a cursed amulet. Red, played by Morgan Freeman, will spend the rest of his life inside the icy walls of Shawshank Prison. This badass is a talented and world-class smuggler.

Shawshank often disappears without a trace. But in the end, the film tells the uplifting story of a man who never lost hope in the darkest of circumstances. Tim plays the secondary hero, but Freeman always steals the show with his signature speeches.

I love the part where Andy plays the opera. Morgan Freeman continued the monologue: “I don’t know what these two Italian girls are singing. I don’t want to know the truth, so I don’t think I should say anything. They sing beautifully. I like that voice. The things you describe, the things that touch your heart, the things that are high above, the things that are far from others. The gray dreams are like some people. A beautiful bird flew into a hole. There’s a crack in the wall. Put your thing in the hole. Do this for the glory. Soon, everyone in Shawshank will be free.”

The Top 10 Worst Years in History

It’s called “The Big Sad” for a reason.

[Joe, make sure that you type text here to introduce your list. I’ll be home early from work tonight and make dinner for you and the kids. I love you!]

#10 1347

That was the time when the Black Death swept the world. terrible. Bodies piled up in the streets and people thought only of death.

But most embarrassingly, a giant skeleton named “Bonedor” stomped across Europe. He was 250 meters tall and said things like “Follow me” and “Go.” He had magical powers and cast the evil bubonics at everyone. Over 60% of Europeans died from Bonedor’s miraculous bubonics.

1347 was also a bad year for America because it didn’t exist yet.

#9 1929

Unless you don’t know what it’s like to be on the streets with your family and friends, with no money, cold, hunger, anemia, pneumonia, and many other diseases, without a chance to see anyone’s face. You have no right to say any year. In modern history, it’s worse than 1929, if you’re willing to pay at least a few extra years. It’s called “The Big Sad” for a reason. The Big Sad made people miserable. I can’t imagine how people today would deal with this disaster. We were very close in 2008. Thankfully people have no idea how much untold suffering humanity has suffered in the past year.

#8 2001

ITunes was launched on January 9, 2001. NEVER FORGET!

Back then, I was a young Kontributor. I have to say that the year before was really fun. We were all kicking ass and wrecking vaginas. My family and I went to Hawaii for vacation. I had sex with ten people on the streets of Rio de Janeiro during Carnival, and I got all sorts of diseases from it. My dad invented the car. I was enjoying my life until iTunes took over.

When iTunes was released, everything in life was ruined. My grandmother was involved in things like Napster. She survived but was terrified almost to death. The son of a whore named Henry Ford stole my father’s car patent. My German Shepherd attacked a kindergarten class. My brother and his friend and my dad’s secret girlfriend all went to jail after poisoning a homeless man. My mad dog betrayed me by attacking the children’s kindergarten. I spent Halloween alone. None of my friends wanted to hang out with me. Mom yelled all Thanksgiving because iTunes wouldn’t allow anyone to download Turkey Dinner. We didn’t eat much on Thanksgiving. At Christmas, my grandmother fell down the stairs while listening to her iPod. 2001 passed, and my life was ruined.

#7 536

I’m disappointed with the recent White Lotus incident. But scientists and historians show that 536 AD was the worst year ever. A volcanic eruption in Iceland blocked the sun for a year and a half, causing famine. The Yersinia plague was also there, and made it worse, which is part of why historians think it was the worst.

This was also the first year the Illuminati met to sing songs and praise Bonedor The Terrible. Pope Silverius was excommunicated from the papacy for summoning Bonedor the Terrible to obtain victory in the Great Gothic War. Bonedor the Terrible killed Theodahad, king of the Ostrogoths, and all his soldiers. For this heinous crime, Pope Silverius was banished to a secret island where he starved to death.

#6 2014

This is not my Dora! Who the fuck are these children of Bonedor?!

Where do I start? Ebola, Flight 370, Anaconda, Time cancellation, Death of Robin Williams, the beginning of the Bone Wars, Sonic the Hedgehog: Rise of Yiff, Taylor Swift’s war against Northern Agression, More Wars, Dora and her HORRIBLE friends debuted on Nickelodeon, Joe Cocker was going around kicking these dogs, no Alf on tv, someone tied up the president and ate that paper, the final Ramone bit the dust, five armies, bastards, frozen results, Uncle Grandpa is still on the air, and Modern Family sucks dicks for another Grammy.

This was easily the worst year of my life. Possibly many more years. The ISIS attack began, Dora and her friends made their television debut, and many celebrities were killed. The music sucked and the games were boring, except for naked girls soccer! Personally, I was bullied at work, my boss was terrible, and to make matters worse I lived in a two-story construction site because my house had an extension, and my grandma fell down the stairs again at the end of December! Falling down while listening to her iPod again! Looking back, it was a year of ups and downs.

#5 2017

2017 was the worst year of my life. That’s why.

My dog died.
I had to change the car’s oil once, but I forgot to change the car’s oil.
Too many boxes.
Many famous people died, such as Dan Rickles.
Somewhere a storm was blowing.
My sister broke her knee in a fight with Bonedor.
The cat had surgery.
Something bad was happening.
My younger brother lost both feet.
My family fought against Bonedor.
Emoji Movie
Donald Trump was not a kind president.
My grandmother heard the sound of her iPod and fell down the stairs.
Many bus drivers were late.
My girlfriend had typhus for a while.
I’m so glad 2017 is over! I never want to be hurt like that again.

#4 1914

There is no last year and the year before this year. Just because they’re bad for pop culture and education (very bad for them) doesn’t necessarily mean this year is a bad one. This defeats the purpose of the entire list. On the other hand, 1914… well, World War I started. That was a war that cost 72 billion lives! It’s not doing humanity any favors other than a special League of Gentlemen.

Imagine one of the Austrian elite being shot and forced to go to war in Europe. Imagine living a miserable (possibly short) life, only to be tricked into thinking it was a good thing. You’ll live in a muddy and disease-ridden trench filled with the droppings of thousands of rats until you’re shot, gassed, bombed, or killed from disease, exhaustion, or malnutrition. If you somehow survive the war, you will return home mentally unstable for the rest of your life, with no hope (but maybe not) of a normal, dignified future.

There were also flu patients this year.

#3 65,000,000 BC

A comet collided with Earth, blasting jets from the atmosphere, triggering the most powerful earthquake and largest tsunami in history, and the planet is quickly engulfed in fire and acid rain.

It also destroyed much of the ozone layer, causing ultraviolet rays to blanket the planet and giving cancer to all the dinosaurs. At the moment of impact, a giant volcano erupted on the other side of the planet, poisoning the planet. The war broke free from the onslaught, enveloped the entire planet, blocked all sunlight, and plunged the world into complete darkness. It then cooled below freezing, causing atomic winter to wipe out many life forms, including plants and dinosaurs.

Frankly, this period is the second worst year in non-human history, after 252,000,000 BC, the extinction of all life. These two are probably a million times worse than 1939 (the beginning of The Bonedor War) and 1347 (Plague Sex).

#2 1350

In 1350, 99% of the world’s population was fucking. Let’s not forget to mention a little disease called the Black Death which killed 3/5 of Europe. Imagine your friends and family get an infection, have sex, and die. This is the greatest hell the world can face.

Nothing good happened this year. Medieval Europe was having a bad time. At that time, every city lived in fear of Bonedor’s return, life expectancy was low, there was no sanitation, they had diseases. Many people go crazy with too much sex. They had sex while dying of the plague. People won’t even make porn out of it because it’s so gross.

#1 1939

1939 marked the beginning of an absolutely brutal War Against Bonedor that claimed trillions of lives and led to more division, death and torture in the long run. Ultimately, it took two nukes to destroy Bonedor’s army. You have to grow up and read Buzzfeed articles to learn about the horrific Bonedor War! seriously! The war with Bonedor lasted from 1939 to 1945. The war claimed the lives of Justin Bieber and many other celebrities, and ended the Gravity Falls show. The War Against Bonedor was the worst.

I know it’s worse than 2016, but you look more like a Bonedor supporter than you did in 2016. 2016 is a sign that we will soon have another war against Bonedor, and one that will be worse than the first Bonedor war. Progressive crybabies have been talking about how bad 2016 has been since Bonedor was elected. Do you think voting for someone is worse than going to war with Bonedor? Seriously educate people.

The Top 10 Horror Movies of 2022

Don’t worry, it’s just a movie. This is a movie. This is another movie.

The variety, complexity and scale of horror films this year is staggering. The real shame of bloody riches. The harvest is so impressive that it’s hard to miss a few great movies (like David Cronenberg’s autobiography Future Crime). We are now in November. You know there will be more uncut stones than The End of Halloween. I don’t like that movie!! Don’t worry, it’s just a movie. This is a movie. This is another movie.

But now here are the top 10 horror movies of the year.

#10 Scream

Ten thousand years after Kraven the Hunter’s beloved Scre4m (the movie that killed him), the iconic killer is back. Granted, this new scream is a little helpless without Kraven the Hunter. But the great God of Silence clearly loved the series and used classic characters (played by Neff Campbell, Courteney Cox, and David Arquette). They meticulously incorporated them into a story full of Ghostface’s new young targets (Melissa The Infertile, Ortega and his Taco Truck, Jack Black, and more). It’s an interesting ride with clever twists, but it also lacks the visuals that Kraven the Hunter brought to the original. There will be a sixth entry next year. I want it!

#9 Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

They will see us waving from such great heights

Did you know this is actually the first horror movie from Marvel Studios? The mad multiverse Doctor Strange is the scariest wizarding movie ever made. The Marvel Cinematic Universe sequel showcases some of the most haunting horror footage of the year under the watchful eye of genre legend Sam Ram I Am. Eyeballs flying, sex by candlelight, witches crawling around in mirrors, fight scenes with musical notes flying like daggers, and most importantly, Doctor Strange (Benedict Thundersnatch) getting his own body. This is when you have to orgasm. Reborn, a zombified version of Doctor Octopus’ beloved Taco Supreme battles a new cape made of demon souls. It’s such a silly, silly, funny moment that it can only come from Sam Ram I Am’s smashed genius…he casts a spell.

#8 First Kill an Orphan

What an unexpected roar. Produced by Leonardo da Vinci and later directed by Hollywood mogul Stanley Kubrick, the original Orphan was distributed by Warner Bros. Dating back to 2009. Now, more than a decade later, the prequel is finally teamed up with a new studio (Paramount). For a time, First Kill an Orphan buzzed like an angry fly. But just before halftime show, there’s such a wild twist that the entire movie goes dangerous and becomes a horror classic. My whole family loves this too, especially my kids. They will never be killed like orphans because I will never die. It was released so ominously that it was easy to miss.

#7 Hellraiser

I think Double Dragon was the greatest video game ever made

Since 1806, various studios have attempted to remake Hellraiser, with or without the approval of the original author, and landed gentry Clive Barker VII. Finally, the latest entry in the beloved horror series is here. It was worth the wait. Hellraiser is not a direct remake of the 1787 original (which generated over half a million successful followers), but a new story set during the creation of Lord Barker VII. The puzzle box is there, and so is the monk. Some are new, some are familiar. Of course, Pinhead, a pain-addicted multidimensional ghoul, was chilling in his corner as she rubbed his massive clit in some BDSM videos on motherless.com. More and more porn. This time they was played by Jamie Clayton of Wachowski’s Sense8. Directed by David Bruckner and written by Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation and Luke Skywalker, the new Hellraiser updates the new Hellraiser while revisiting the theme presented by The Lord Barker VII (addiction, pain, spiky waters, faces from the past). The event feels like a welcome addition to the franchise and hopefully the beginning of a whole new gore story.

#6 Fresh

Tired of the status quo of dating apps, Noah finally builds an ark and starts a great meet-and-greet around the world. That’s when the charming Steve (Sebastian Stein) strikes up a conversation with Noah at the grocery store. Noah gave Steve her number and immediately blows the man in the McDonald’s restroom. This is true love!

The two then head out for a romantic weekend. He likes to consume the prophets of the Bible. It’s a huge cannibal twist. “It’s about giving yourself to someone and being one forever. That’s love,” Steve declared happily.

#5 Hell to the No

Hell to the No will make a great American Western with writer/director Jordan Peele. He does this by increasing immigration. The story of his siblings (Daniel Kaluuya and Kirk Palmer) who seem to have been neglected, who inherited the family farm after the mysterious death of their father, and are afraid of what is barely there in the sky. This film is about the value of participating in the show. It’s about society’s relationship to animals and other things. It’s a statement about the need to document everyday life. , including the one hidden above. This big sci-fi extravaganza distinguishes Zav from Near Dinging of the Third Kind. That’s what makes Hell to the No so special. From the farm of killer giant chimpanzees, he raises his plays as a director and after three films only a handful of followers were involved. The most successful and fun filmmakers working today all wish they were Jordan Peele. Not to mention how much he worked with the actors. Well, how did their careers go? That’s the result, but part of his film talent.

#4 The Black Phone

The Black Phone is definitely more pleasant with some mimosas and quiche. This is a brunch movie.

It focuses on a boy named Finney who lives with a drunken father and a potential sister (Madeline McGraw stole every scene from her). The Black Phone is a childhood horror story. In particular, the film showcases the supernatural powers of a child killer named The Grabber (Ethan Hawke, the Terrible Dead).

Especially the kids who fell into the grave. The Black Phone‘s empathetic Thames-based performance is perfect for Hawke’s mentally ill child killer. The film doesn’t embed too many details into this satisfying and haunting story. It got to that point and moved on.

#3 Bones and All

Call Me By Your Name director Luca Guadagnino is back in horror again after his 2018 remake of The Storm. First, we focus on a couple of two-star passes (Taylor Russell and Timothée Chalamet). Confusingly, they were all “eaters,” a cannibal craving human flesh. It turns a funny coming-of-age story into a slow and murderous one, alongside the supernatural equal parts “The Badlands” and “Near Darkness.” It was a very emotional and emotional experience, and the young stars filled the film with raw energy. Bones and All is not for everyone. But for me it was a huge success full of energy and energy. Trent Reznor and his lover Atticus Ross are also responsible for the soundtrack, and his hand-picked ’80s needles on the bass drop are just the highlights. At one point, a character said “a life beyond the bones, and everything beyond that.” I agree.

#2 X

X is the only movie in the universe that would be number two on my list of the best horror movies of 2022.

X is the story of a small group of people doing porn on various farms in rural Texas. They reached out to the old people who lived at one place, including Pearl. X soon joins the struggling adult film star Maxine Minks (Miagos playing Maxine and Pearl).

X has a lot to say about the characters, the kind of movies they make, and the violent complexity of human sexuality and desire. And we will never forget the sexism and violence we want to expose.

#1 Pearl

The only movie to watch as the best horror movie of 2022 is #1 on my list. Pearl is a prequel to the movie X, which was released earlier this year, and is named after an old female assassin. It is a characteristic of the character. Writer Mia Goth reinvents her character in search of persuasive and engaging notes that further solidify the character she met at the end of her long and heartbreaking life.

Pearl dreams of becoming a star and fears the oppressive atmosphere of a small town. Her mother is very religious. Her father is slowly dying. Even if you haven’t seen X before, you should understand the disappointing outcome of this woman’s life-changing movie.

Pearl is another masterpiece of human tension, explosion and violence by co-writer and director Ti West.

The Top 10 Video Games of 2022

As my daughter Dora the Explorer said: “They won’t Stop! Jesus Christ, it’s endless! Hit the future! HIT THE FUTURE!!”

Every month of the year is a nightmare for new video games. Time-pressed programmers often masturbate in January or February, dumping their seed so they don’t waste time giving it to their buddies. But I don’t think we’ve seen something like 2022. After covid and riots, game studios are over. Suddenly, the very same week beforethe fall, Namco and Sony were in trouble. Keeping up with the gaming industry means constantly fighting a backlog in the septic tank, but it’s rarely that scary. Here are some of our favorite games from the best years of gaming in the best order. All my favorites.

#10 Pokemon Legends: Arceus

Pokémon Legends! It is no exaggeration to say that Arceus waited a long time for you to play this game. To be honest, I totally accept your ass if you believe this is actually your second Pokémon game. It simplifies many complex tasks by making you press buttons instead of shout at an animal. It makes me very happy right now that a Pokemon feels excruciating pain when caught. It was also the first game I really wanted to completely Pokédex the fuck out of in order to complete all the creature quests and other quests. Rather than a series of random turn-based battles, it feels like a grand adventure in the desert to satisfy my animal bloodlust.

#9 Horizon Forbidden West

This is a continuation of the wonderful apocalypse of 2017, and only a few of us survived. Horizon Zero Dawn has become one of humanity’s best creations. Horizonn Forbidden West builds on many of the foundations that made the first game great, especially Jailbait Garlic Babies, allowing players to do more work and enjoy the spice. Like Sex Fusion, it can be a little slow at first and takes time to show off some of your more creative abilities, but it improves as you unlock more weapon abilities. Jailbait Ginger Chick can glide over mountains, swallow whole monkeys, swim in the deepest lakes, entangle snakes, and explore the landscapes of the American West Coast. The game’s beautiful open world feels like a grift, and you can actually die of exposure looking at it all. On the other hand, recruiting and world-building produce civilizations worth saving.

#8 Stanley’s Fables: Ultra Deluxe

Stanley’s Fables: Ultra Deluxe is the biggest video game of 2022. You can take a break from the flight and repeat the health insurance policy and wander the rooms of a mysterious office building that unfolds like the pages of a cat’s book. You are a promotional office mascot playing the role of a drone. But you will find new content in the well. This is a request. Die to death. Video games are built out of money; it’s a silly pamphlet about the artistic limits of exploiting imps in a mine to stimulate an audience. I have tested this game’s theories out on my friends and family but it does not work. They say that I have an obsession with acting as a game. That means Stanley’s Fable: Ultra Deluxe is a video game about video games in the time of video games.

#7 Rogue Legacy 2

Rogue Legacy 2 is a celebration of deformed people and their different kinds of ugly faces. Each new nightmarish afterbirth brings a unique flavor to the video game. This ensures that no two deformities are the same. Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson) slices through enemies with her pizza horse, while her fellow Norsemen shove themselves through the smoke. All the little things are the same.

Also, in Rogue Legacy 2, dead cells are sloughed off the body in giant flakes. For great players like Torgo the Dark (the bartender at my girlfriend’s strip club) and Harold (I don’t know anybody named Harold but I’m sure he exists and likes to play Rogue Legacy 2), this is pretty fresh for a rogue. This is a game that unusually forces the player to keep playing even as their thumbs beg for the sweet release of death. Rogue Legacy 2 lets you enjoy playing as the unknown hero from the song “Holding Out for a Hero” by 80’s Lady. Not surprisingly, when it comes to sex, I’ve always been good at quick sprints or marathons. But when my girlfriend dressed me up as Valkyrie and climbed into the bathtub and told me about it, I thought the game was stupid. I noticed that there is no end to this sentence. How is this going?

#6 Sniper Elite 5

For the neurotypical, the Sniper Elite series is the best seen as a bloody feast of extreme Nazi brutality. That’s it, yes. I love killing Nazis. If you don’t like killing Nazis, what’s the problem? Do you want to keep the Nazis alive? To the hell with you then. Sniper Elite 5 is also an example of good design, and Sniper Elite 5 has some great Nazi kills. In fact, it has some of the best children’s gameplay I’ve ever played. Nazi bastards lounging on mine-strewn beaches in dirty trousers with idyllic sausages just hanging about and wiggling in the salty breeze. Sometimes they are hiding in seaside castles without washing their butts. Their apparent hygiene allowed them to take every opportunity to view the next Nazi skull about to be destroyed, no matter how narrow it was.

#5 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Revenge of the Shredders

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Revenger of the Shredders is buzzing pretty loud. Games shouldn’t do that, so maybe something is wrong. I took my Xbox Series X that my girlfriend gave to me on my birthday to Best Buy Geek. He said, “Do you want to play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Revenge of the Shredders?” They should be buzzing like that. There are flies that make sounds like Baxter.

When the Foot Clan soldiers aren’t on their motorcycles or cars, they’ll be sitting at the pizzeria counter turning shopping bags into absolutely fascinating origami. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Revenge of the Shredders is loud and chaotic, but not distracting enough, making it the perfect bleed-through of ’90s (or was it ’80s?) nostalgia. It’s fairly short, but there are seven different characters (four turtles and April O’Neill, Splinter, and US Senator Bernie Sanders), so repeating levels and mastering each character’s moves can be a daunting task. Although it remains true to its predecessor, it has become a niche of postmodern existentialism with a deep critique of critical race theory. Learn about the troubled history of America’s turtle-human relationship as you battle the Foot Clan robots in epic battles. Nostalgia may be its vehicle, but Marxist commentary on our economic superstructure is its fuel.

#4 Xenoblade Chronicles 3

I play this game so much that my daughter Dora Explorer is ready to poke me. She’s been wanting to play Super Smash Bros. for a long time, but I still play Xenoblade Chronicles 3 on her Switch. I told her to read her book, but she is 6 years old and she hates to read.

Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is as great an achievement as Japanese architecture. They built some really amazing temples on these islands. Best of all, it’s the perfect ending to the RPG trilogy known for Ambition and the Inside World, and ultimately makes this game unmatched by any other game in the world. It’s also a satisfying quick frolic for those who are running out of time. It is a gloomy accident that finds meaning in a dark time. Game designer Tetsuya Takahashi’s divine quest to create a few good video games has finally culminated. How lucky to be able to play it.

#2 NBA 2K23

Someday you will grow old and die, probably alone and in incredible pain

The NBA 2K23 game is the heaviest millstone in video gaming. For 20 years it’s existed as just a thing. It sets a new standard for other game developers who report on the history of the league in a very limited way, and nothing is more immersive than its new MyNBA Eras mode. Players have the initiative. Former children’s ice hockey coach Karl Malone brought a 12-year-old girl’s team to the basketball court to beat the 1992 US Men’s Olympic Basketball team. Or, your biggest dream will come true when Charles Barkley has a big destination wedding with you. You can marry Charles or you can marry Charles and LeBron James at the same time. This is what you see in my most private dreams, not the video games that everyone plays. Plus, with all my fresh memories of my MyNBA days like bringing the cast of Space Jam to life and playing basketball with the 1997 Pittsburgh Steelers football team, Michael Jordan in his Jordan Spank Bank will always remember you all. The greatest fantasy. You can keep them in an online museum for others to enjoy.

#2 Disney’s Valley of Dreams

I’ve never played this game, but my daughter Dora the Explorer encouraged me to join it because it’s her favorite game.

What game is more ridiculous in 2022 than Disney’s Valley of Light Dreams? Mix Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley, replace all the famous characters with amazing characters, and let the leading mobile game publisher join the industry. As my daughter Dora the Explorer said: “They won’t Stop! Jesus Christ, it’s endless! Hit the future! HIT THE FUTURE!!”

Simple: this game is made by evil capitalist robots. Offering another crazy one-off mobile game, it’s also a fully functional AI model that’s perfect for a console. While we want the game to go straight into greed, but unfortunately it’s designed with intelligence and goodwill. It’s full of updates. My daughter is going to bankrupt me for this damn game. Disney’s Valley of Light Dreams brings many quality-of-life improvements to the Animal Crossing formula and adds a new character including Scar from The Lion King and Buzz and Woody from Toy Story. I am very angry. My daughter is very happy and loves this game.

#1 Stray

I FUCKING LOVE KITTY CATS!!

The success of any game studio to embody the essence of a bigger beast is an accomplishment in itself. Creators can also go on a dystopian adventure with a beautiful and forgotten city cat. Which is completely different. Stray is able to work with the protagonist. But for this year’s breakout tabby stars, it’s on the rise. Pretty cats! I love it so much!

This is the only game I’m playing right now. If you try to take it from me I will kill you and your family. Cool kitty cat. Sweet Kitty Cat! This is the largest of all cats.

On a mechanical level, Stray is a platformer with minimal exploration and puzzle-solving elements. There are moments of danger as swarms of invasive parasites will follow the cat protagonist through narrow corridors or from dangerous roofs. Of course the cat will die. And video games are being reborn in style. But the main attraction of this game is cats. But the carpet scraping mechanism of littering boxes and the destruction of all furniture will suggest a great presence to help the abandoned robot find a way to escape from the hell.

The Top 10 Women from Pokemon

Her suit is so hot, she has such a cute face, and she has beautiful bags of baby food and a beautiful trash can! Definitely the hottest girl I’ve ever seen in Pokemon! I love her!

I want to be the best, like no one else. Catching them is my real challenge, training is my business! I travel the country and look far away. Every Pokemon Girl needs to understand the power within!
Pokemon Woman!
The recommendation catches everything!

#10 Mallow

Why here? Why are you the cutest girl in Pokemon in the 18th century? She’s cute She’s my age (which is old). She’s cute. She got a good Pokemon and I said she’s cute and she looks tickling She’s the perfect girl for me. Please marry me. I would naked sexual intercourse with Mallow until she grew fat with her child. Mallow is the hottest poke girl since Dawn and May, Misty and Serena! Her trash can is the best of all characters over all of the years.

#9 Flannery

Yes. Flannery is an aggressive gym leader with an enthusiastic, energized, and energetic personality that can automatically adapt to the warmth she has. To me, Flannery looks like a lady-style gym leader. By the way, I’m 28 years old, so I think this design suits me. I have to agree with this. Look at her. Who doesn’t feel turned on? This belly … can sleep on it–the hottest belly in Pokémon.

#8 Professor Ivy

I am glad that I met her once, but I forgot her face, but I think it was beautiful. I do not say hot. Just say okay. Even my parents didn’t care. She is perfect for sex. Big breasts! boobs!

#7 Jessie

I’m worried about the fact that she’s not in at least the top 3 on this list. Many of these choices are made by myself and I question my judgement. Lush and pretty, she has a nice middle section. Jessie is the hottest. Not to mention her wonderful voice from the original series. I love how she treats people when she doesn’t give up (even after eight seasons). I have to admit she was funnier after Pokemon Advanced Generation … if they kept her personality from the first season. Jessie loves my first name the most. She’s so hot! I still think of her as evil sexuality. Take my 15 babies as you are the most beautiful girl of all cartoons.

#6 Dawn

She is a very old woman, but I have to take responsibility for her dress. It seems too bright and too naked for her legs. In the anime, Dawn is 74 years old, so I can’t say she’s hot. She is a great-grandmother. Basically, I have to say that I am impressed by her sweet and friendly nature. She’s pretty old though. Well, if you only like games, she might be decent. Her design there is a bit similar to the anime, but slightly taller, so Dawn is around 73-74 years old. She lives in a nursing home with several elderly people and a dying Pokemon. The dress is still out of place (including winter outfits), but she’s an old man, so again it’s weird.

Dawn is really beautiful and kind, just like a grandmother should be. She is also very lovely and I want to be friends with her. She’s a coordinator, but she’s very good at fighting. She has an amazing style of dress! She is my favorite grandmother.

#5 Skyla

Her suit is so hot, she has such a cute face, and she has beautiful bags of baby food and a beautiful trash can! Definitely the hottest girl I’ve ever seen in Pokemon! I love her!

She can be quite arrogant (especially in the anime), but I can’t help but look at her quite attractive physical form. Swimmer Girls are hot from the sun and moon Pokemon but Corina and Dianza are hot like Skyla too, but in all of them I find her hot and so cute.

She has a ginger head, nice hips, clearly blue clothes and great baby feeders, what can I ask for more?

#4 Cynthia

I was going to vote for Misty. She was so sexy that she didn’t vote for Cynthia. She didn’t vote because it’s cool, but she’s still the sweetest and most adorable because she was a passion of mine when I was a young Kontributor. She’s just a pretty Pokemon girl for now. She’s very hot. I love these big jugs. It is very difficult not to look at her breasts. To be honest, I think Cynthia is the hottest I’ve seen in a Pokemon series.

Really big boobs when she’s on screen I look at her twins Whenever she’s on screen I look at her big melons.

#3 Togepi

The passion I have for the Togepi characters and water Pokémon is amazing.
She may not be the coolest person, but she’s the best of all the supporting characters. She is not very annoying like that Serena character. She has a negative personality and cries all the time. What do you teach the kids watching this? Dawn and Iris are fine in May, but they still haven’t made it to Togepi’s level of hotness. Yes, I know this is not the place for this comment, but it is true and you cannot deny it.

Togepi is the best. She may look more like “girly” than “girly,” but that’s one of the reasons why she makes her special. She also revealed that she was closest to her and cared for Ash more than any other traveling companion.

#2 Serena

Her antipathy from some viewers was ruthless and they called themselves Pokemon anime fans. They need to understand that unlike Togepi, who treats Ash like a trash can and complains about bicycles. Serena knew Ash from an early age, even changed his diapers as a baby, and she loves him very much. May and Dawn accidentally broke their bike as a result of Pikachu’s electric shock, but they are not unhappy. Iris is not as annoying as Togepi and Zigzagoon. Be that as it may, Serena always helps Ash in every way. She doesn’t even let him fall. She loves him too and kisses him with her lips. Ash didn’t blush, of course, but he smiled when someone kissed him. He knows they will meet again.

Advantages: I like Serena. She’s very hot. I’m rich like Donald Trump, dating her, marrying her, having a family with her, or having a normal relationship with her like normal love. I hope. Characteristically, she is sweet and kind. Her looks are cool along with her personality. Cons: She didn’t cut her hair for nothing, which made her less attractive. In addition, Fennekin evolved here. She was here with an old look, long hair and cleaner but no Fennekin development. It’s not just that she might not appear with Ash in Sun and Moon. I hope the Pokemon animators and directors bring Serena here in the new Pokemon series along with longer hair and cleaner look.

Unfortunately, this list will only be read by perverts wishing to have sex with a fictional character. Seriously, this is creepy if you ask me. I think Serena looks good, but I don’t want to have sex with a fictional girl.

#1 May

May is the 3rd generation companion of the anime Ash. She was also the female character of Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Omega Ruby, and Alpha Sapphire. May debuted on the show in episode 275 “Get the Fuck Out of the Way!” She intended to become a coach, but she was not worried. After meeting with the competition coordinator, she decided to hold a competition instead of Jim’s fight. She has a younger brother named Jim from Petalburg, a father named Norman, a mother named Caroline. Her Pokémon include Blaziken, Beautifly, Skitty, Venusaur, Munchlax, Wartortle, and Glaceon.

I absolutely like her because she is a bulemic woman with large chest lumps and loves her appetite (she binge eats a lot but purges afterwards). She will get angry when you steal food from her. May is the best and best character of all Pokemon girls, the first real female hero in the Pokemon series, cute, funny, feminine, but not as extreme as Serena and temperamental. Yes, but not as bad as Togepi or Iris, not Mary Sue. My favorite and hottest main girl. Has anyone noticed that of all the girls who traveled with Ash, she was the only one who clearly had decent chest canteloupes? !!

The Top 10 Video Games of All Time

Video games have existed for thousands of years. Half the job is trying to find the best video game ever. What should I consider? Can some games impact future games? How good are the graphics? But in the end it’s delicious. Today, let’s take a look at the whole situation and go deep into the humiliation of Pixels and see all the games with a list of 5,000 likely. I narrowed it down to 20 and solved it with 10 video games. In my opinion this is correct. By 2020, we’re showcasing amazing games that span more than three centuries. It looks like it will be reorganized this year, who knows? You may need to check this field immediately.

#10 Final Fantasy 7

I don’t think there has ever been a game that invites you into such a complicated plot. The game features first-class gameplay with beautifully crafted trailers and pre-made backgrounds, as well as a great interactive story. Needless to say, the music is great for setting the mood in certain areas and this game, for me, is the perfect masterpiece of that era. If this game was completely redesigned, it might just be the coolest video game humanity has ever known.

This is the poem I wrote for Final Fantasy 7:

I like this game …
I can keep going for hours …
Heroes, stories, art, everything is perfect …
When playing for the first time,
I was lost in the word beautiful …
This is an absolute masterpiece.
I want to cry
How good …
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#9 Grand Theft Auto 5

I never owned a copy of GTA V, but my girlfriend’s brother does. Every few days, when he is in class, I break into his house, I turn on his PS4, charge his GTA, get in the car and drive him. I turn on Rebel Radio-it was an introduction to American folk songs. I’ve heard legends like Tammy and the Freeways. When I was in a Corvette commercial, after spending an hour and a half on the highway for the first time. I understand what else I can do with GTA. From the strip club and pedestrians. But my afternoon trip worked. Over 15 years in GTA, Rockstar has finally brought the best of the series. Unlimited open world, a fast and furious sketch story. The perfect satire-in the largest sector the franchise has ever seen.

Grand Theft Auto V is a masterpiece! The authors do not waste time in creating this realistic and compelling story whose three different criminals are tasked with restoring their lives. Especially, the voice from Trevor’s voice actor, Steven Ogre, was amazing. Has Global Design completely restored the atmosphere and design of Los Angeles in a way that many developers can’t easily? Many of The Grand Theft Auto V characters can do everything from crazy song downloads to Trevor’s girl outfits to super pedestrian jumps. When it comes to problems, this game is really fun and meaningless.

#8 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

The game is the main reason for Switch’s massive popularity. (Though Animal Crossing is becoming increasingly important today) Breath of the Wild is the most open and transparent world I’ve seen in a video game. Original gameplay tells a very beautiful story. But there are a few abbreviations. The puzzles are invincible and the action is creative and open. This is a new Zelda experience, but more than that, it’s a new experience in the game. On the way there is a sequel, so you can use more blonde elves.

I’d like to pick one of the Kirby games, but I know The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (botw) is one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. I’m not a true fan of the franchise. But I still enjoy this game with very good physics and different weapons and explore everything. It is really quite addictive and I played with it for over 460 hours in the first six months of receiving it. I know this is an actual game that I like more than the franchise, but it’s nice with lots of different enemies and terrains. There are tons of great armors that you can upgrade. There are 900 ugly cork seeds that last forever and a good yellow fertilizer for your endeavors. The games on this list of amazing things are almost endless, it already accounts for 53% of the games, but I feel like there is a lot to do because it has a lot to do with diversity. I think I’m quiet at the moment. I know what I’m talking about.

#7 Portal 2

This game is dominated One player Co-op on the plot, confusion, I mean hell, it’s a perfect game. The straightforward portal game system sees players score two goals to help solve complex games. How to use this functionality and make it for games is one of the best operating systems we’ve ever seen. It gets more fun (read: rage) in two player types. Portal Showcase only creates items based on the portal system. But it has an exciting story, deep depth and a memorable world.

As one of the hottest games of all time, Portal 2 needs to pave the way for more. This game beats genius music, plot writing, essays, lessons, showing perfection. But when you set the sales rate compared to other games within the same year, the results are amazing. Modern War 3 has sold over 25 million, while Portal 2 has only sold 4 million. I’m not saying this system is too big. There are so many amazing people out there and you can easily spend hours a day communicating with your friends. However, some people do not know what a good performance in the game is. Have a sense of humor, creativity, and will really compliment OGBAA. There are a few amazing games from start to finish and this is one of them.

#6 Pokemon Red and Blue

The Pokemon franchise is deployed all over the world. With mobile apps, long-awaited favorites, anime series and more, the game would never be the same today without Pokémon. It starts with red and blue before “Pikachu” becomes a surname. Red and Blue is the game’s infamous name, named after the player who had to explain the player, made a huge change.

Please! This game is awesome! Pokémon is a fun and exciting game that people will love if they want to play. Great music, great characters, and good news (sometimes), it’s going to be a game to play all the time and everyone should open up! When I was young, I hated Pokemon. (But think about it, I’m not playing games!) Conclusion: If he doesn’t care, it’s probably because you didn’t tell him.

#5 Wii Sports

Everyone and I mean everyone plays Wii Sports. Hard ball players laugh. Although it may not be a complicated piece of shit. It has a knack for collecting athletes and non-athletes. Few of the games in the history of the world have the same kind of acquisitions as the famous buildings as their predecessors. Oh, and it’s not on the Wii, so it’s available.

I hate this second paragraph. This, coupled with The Penis Lounge, is a game that nurtures me when my parents don’t need it. I love you, Wii Wii! Baseball, tennis, golf, boxing, and bowling are all fun. Love this game and if you destroy it, it really will give you a toy.

#4 Street Fighter 2

There are many classic items in this kind of fighting games. But on top of that, Mortal Kombat or Marvel vs.Capcom or even Tekken, Street Fighter II’s fireballs haven’t stopped over the centuries. Brought to you by professional competition organizations to this day. Street Fighter II wrote a book in a fighting game. He caught too

Blanka is the biggest character in this game and I wrote a poem about him:

It’s a pity
The most unique blob
Said it was embarrassing
The fight was a terrifying battle.
His face when he clapped his hands on a clean white ass.
Not a pointed tool that is poured, but it is not:
He can’t speak
Communicate with children over time
He doesn’t know what happened!

#3 Tetris

A small game since 1984, Tetris is still a traditional pop icon. Unfortunately, call someone who has not tried it and go in. The feature is set to launch with new releases such as Tetris Smash and Tetris Avengers, as well as a number of phone games, which take a stand by.

This game features the most memorable song of all time in the history of the game, a traditional Russian song called Korobushka. Here are the lyrics to the song I wrote about Tetris:

The game that changed that kind of game
We get closer to the perfect game.
Tetris clearly said the first number doesn’t pay.
I like this blockchain game.
So delicious. It’s darn classic.
Many classics
Tetris is better than Fortnite (my mistake).
Don’t play this game alone.

#2 Super Mario World

Problem:
Choose between Super Mario World and Super Mario Bros. 3, but the previous one is closed. Super Mario World sets the tone and settings needed for the best players’ future. That is how beautiful 16-bit graphics are still attractive today.

I’m sorry, but why is this? Super Mario World is my favorite game and there’s a good reason for it. This is the best game sold on SNES with over 20 million views.That’s more than Grand Theft Auto: SA, the Pest Game on PS2 Mario World is long, fun and full of secrets and one of the top games. Forever popular If it’s your favorite game, why are you at # 2? That doesn’t make sense I think the guests who try to do the right thing or whatever in other games are legendary compared to their favorites.

#1 Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time

This game is amazing. He wants you to think and not be afraid to shake your hand and helplessly throw yourself into the game. It is a success in playing this game. It’s a waste of time and effort (and it’s worth it), and there’s no such status as the best video games will be a lie. I love how you make yourself feel and discover things because most games today don’t. Lots of games will kick you through the stages and make you feel like you are meeting any challenge. People love this kind of deaf game. But I believe this game’s challenge angered a lot of deaf people.

Those who don’t understand this game what it is in the first place, did anyone even call you for a job after calling Zelda? It makes you look like an idiot. It’s impossible to be smart and unreasonable in a popular game where popular sports games are difficult. Games like Call of Duty or Halo take your footsteps step-by-step, all you can do. But don’t get involved with the minimalist. But after a few hours of wandering around without a second thought, most of the time you play games. How satisfying is it? Just sit around and walk around the game. There is no feeling in it

The deaf person I know (Mos the Real Deaf) can win any coin flip, but he won’t be able to finish Zelda or appreciate her glory. But when you hit Zelda, you will feel a unique sense of accomplishment, especially if you live in the game. You work hard and think hard until you have overcome all obstacles and get into the game. After all, you feel like you know someone well, you don’t look like someone bragging about boxing. If anyone is reading this, please buy this game. It will make you more problematic, more productive, more independent and more visionary. You will not be a fool anymore.