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The Puppet Master Movies Ranked

My daughter Alpha Dora loves puppets. We watched the Puppet Master movies together and ranked them. This is a picture of Dora with one of her puppets; its name is Bloodshit.

The people who do the podcast Exploit It recently asked me to recap two of the Puppet Master movies for their podcast. I watched all 14 of these with my family. My daughter, Alpha Dora, likes puppets so she watched them with me. My son, Chicken, was present. So here are all 14 of the Puppet Master films in the order that Dora liked them. This is her list really but the words are belonging to me.

#14 Puppet Master: The Legacy

I will say right now that this is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. This thing hardly deserves to be called a movie. The performance is only 70 minutes long and only 7 minutes were made for this movie! How can they avoid it? Charles Band has to be pushed aside and killed with cute dolls, not the stupid killer dolls used in the movie. The entire movie is just a DVD extra. It’s really insulting and made my daughter Alpha Dora break her TV and we have to buy a new one. The film cost me $400, which is more than the cost of the film.

Its basic structure begins with the command “Okay, puppet man, tell me the things…” and the film immediately shows us everything. It’s kind of a story with the idea that Toulan’s puppets want to die because they don’t want to live anymore. The concept of a doll trying to escape this grueling Sisyphus struggle is an interesting one, but one that children may not understand.

This is when my daughter, Alpha Dora, destroyed the television because the movie *Puppet Master: The Legacy* was so so terrible

Many memories of the film are dedicated to the charming young Andre Toulan. This is not a funny clip! Show Camille, a crazy giant doll with a doll-like sponge vagina! Movies like this are just useless content. The most disturbing thing about all this is that the movie doesn’t even have an ending! Charles Band, the worst man in the world, doesn’t even know how it all ends.
The following text appears on the screen.

“Charles Band would like to thank all the cast and crew who have helped make Charles Band millions of dollars over the years. Charles Band makes no apologies for your pain. You’ve seen this movie and you know it. OK. Welcome to Charles Band! Puppet Master Forver Motherfuckers!”
Puppet Master: The Legacy

Every decision here is insane.

#13 Puppet Master: Acts of Evil

Puppet Master: Acts of Evil makes us look at André Toulon’s suicide over and over again to the point where it becomes erotic. The film then reveals that there is actually more to the series, including Danny Coogan, a war-torn shoemaker with very wiggly polio legs, who visits Toulon a few times. Danny spits on Toulon’s corpse and steals his puppets to fight in World War II.

Most of the story here is about Danny and his puppet brothers, ready to go to war and fight for any country that will accept his crippled ass. Like many later entries in the Puppet Master series, it is stupid, does nothing, and all the puppets look stupid. In fact, there are two serious deaths. There is the death of a random Nazi and the death of the innocence of my son Chicken while watching this horrible puppet show.

Then, in a cheeky twist, the film tosses us a new puppet, born of the aether. A ninja puppet is called Ninja. There are some particularly awkward things with the geisha puppet that raise the creep bar. The highlight of the film is the scene where the Leech Geisha disguises herself as a Japanese doll. We see her regurgitate a million leeches onto someone’s sushi. They eat millions of leeches and die. This brought my son to real tears, and after he witnessed the horror, he was no longer an innocent child.

The moment my son Chicken had his soul permanently scarred by watching *Puppet Master: Acts of Evil*

Puppet Master: Axis of Evil raises a bigger question: Was the tyrannical Charles Band always intent on fighting all Nazis with puppets, or did he find an easy way to cash in on the gullible, clueless fools who watch the movies? A barbed wire enema is definitely more fun than this Nazi puppet movie.

#12 Puppet Master: Axis Rising

Puppet Master: Axis Rising picks up right where the previous films left off, but it doesn’t think about improving things. Now Danny wants to use Toulan’s magic juice to create an army of immortal soldiers to fight the Nazis. Meanwhile, the Nazis are developing a doomsday plot using the same science that the military can’t stop. Get rid of this lying mess. It explodes.

Much of the film follows Danny as he is being pegged by his girlfriend and achieves multiple orgasms from the intense prostate massage. Then the girlfriend’s crazy father, Sarge, comes in with a huge dragon penis he bought from bad-dragon.com and says, “Take this, my daughter. Now it is my turn to feel the pleasure!” Again, it’s not the kind of shit you want to see in a Puppet Master movie, but it continues the “I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” theme that undermines the world ever since Puppet Meatloaf sang that song.

The fact that the Nazi zombie warrior refuses to wear legitimately scary makeup does the film some favors and saves you the pain of having to watch yet another incestuous dragon-cock pegging scene. It would have been a lot more fun if we only saw Nazi zombies during the movie and it didn’t show any incestuous dragon-cock pegging stuff.

Meanwhile, the Nazis in the film created their own brand of dolls: Blitzy Ken, Bomb Chest, Werewolf Mark (who can’t do anything), and Zappa Papa, a cool Asian. Better to get new puppets, even if they are worthless. I mean, would you prefer the New Puppet or more incestuous dragon cock-pegging?

A scene that is existing in the movie *Puppet Master: Axis Rising*

As unsettling as a Puppets Fight Nazi movie, Charles Band successfully scammed enough gullible and desperate people so he can make: Puppet Master vs. Gingerbread Dad vs. Evil Bong vs. Demonic Toys. It will be the crown jewel of Full Moon and all that it stands for. I hope that this balance will be restored at the end of this story.

#11 Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys

Oh, piss off, man.

#10 Puppet Master: Axis Termination

Puppet Master: Axis Termination is honestly the most powerful and emotionally moving film about puppets fighting the Nazis, but it was also directed by the Antichrist Charles Band. Despite the presence of the devil Charles Band, I cried many times. The effort is full of pale people and the film is white. Puppet Master: Axis Termination does a lot of new and amazing things. Danny and Beth, the two protagonists of the previous Axis films, tragically die in a horrific dragon-cock pegging accident and are screaming “Libera te tutemet ex inferis!!” with their eyes bleeding all over each other. The puppets then team up with Captain America and the other Avengers to end the Nazi threat once and for all. It’s a terrible premise for a movie, but the over-closure is what we deserve. I know I’d rather watch this shit than the bullshit about incestuous dragon-cock pegging for another 90 minutes.

When pegging goes wrong: *Libera te tutemet ex inferis!!*

Puppet Master: Axis Termination is scattered all over the accursed map, because there are people with superpowers like telekinesis, a crazy voodoo priestess, sane and overly emotional tacos, 50 talking kung fu dogs, and a bunch of other ridiculous nonsense. Puppet Master: Axis Termination is the most violent of the Puppet Master films. There are serious moments in this movie where you feel like you’ve stumbled into a huge bucket of blood and eyeballs.

My daughter Alpha Dora thought it was a good movie. My son Chicken did not like the film, but he did make it though. Seriously, after seeing the awful pegging stuff in Puppet Master: Axis Rising, a human can go through almost everything. The next reboot in the series, Puppet Babies, takes a similar approach, but it’s worth noting that Axis machinations are impossible. And did you get what you wanted in life?

#9 Puppet Babies

Puppet Babies is of course part of the Puppet Master franchise, but it’s really good and really scary. There are of course more gruesome and impressive death scenes in Puppet Babies, but perhaps no scene in the entire franchise is more shocking than the part of this movie where thousands of furries march to their death inside of giagantic puppet vagina.

Instead of the 800th return to Nazi Germany, the film appears to reboot the franchise in a modern setting. It also has zero pegging, making it one of the best in the franchise already. A group of white heterosexuals are trapped in a convention center where evil puppets run amok. This allows the last half hour of the film to really go off the rails as the puppets just rain cum down onto their victims. Also, adults, police officers and other officials are under attack, not the same stupid Nazis, which adds a bit of entertainment.

The best thing about Puppet Babies is that they don’t give a fuck. Puppet Babies also takes a big smelly poop on all of the other films that promised a lot, but ended up sucking a lot of fake dragon cock. Also, strong comedians like Thomas, Tom, Baby Tom, Another Boy Named Tom, and Lady Tom actually have the ability to act. In addition to strong comedic talents, actors like Tom and TomTom the Bomb Tom (as André Toulon, no less!) also bring their talents to the picture.

Here is my daughter Alpha Dora having a tea party with her own puppet babies, Skineater and Fleshcarver

The film decided to immediately ban all other puppets in the series. We get brand new puppets. There is a helicopter puppet named Tom. There is a new sex puppet named Mr. Pumper. All the new puppets like Lesbian Frog, The Gray Grasshopper, and even Mr. Pumper break down and make important statements about the divorce. But other new puppets, like Pregnant Hitler and Monkey Licker, are aggressive crap.

#8 Blade: The Iron Cross

I don’t know about this Blade: The Iron Cross bullshit. Did Blade really need a spin-off movie on his own? A movie about Mr Pumper or a Leech Geisha would be great. But Blade? He is useless and has no real hands.

It doesn’t matter because Blade mostly prefers to stay off-screen while we get, you guessed it, another 85 minutes of nonsensical dragon-cock pegging, much of which is borrowed from previous films. Bad for you! The entire Blade: The Iron Cross movie may contain less than five minutes of original content. And also the Nazis. There are a lot of Nazis in this puppet franchise. There’s also a funny b-plot about the puppet Pinhead who ends up with two different prom dates and tries to make it work so that the prom dates don’t know about each other. There are other oddities afoot, including a villain.

#7 Curse of the Puppet Master

Curse of the Puppet Master is my daughter’s favorite movie in the Puppet Master franchise. The film gives us a new puppet master in charge of the cute little puppet people. No back story is needed at all. Mr. David knows how to make an effective film, so it jumps right into the dirt and gets down to business.

Mr. Magoo is the new puppet master and he drives a tank. My son also enjoyed watching blind old man driving around in his tank and tossing murder puppets at unsuspecting pedestrians. Mr. Magoo’s romance with his tank is honest, pure, and only the tiniest bit erotic. “Well,” said Margo, “I’ll have the luxury of reading the Sunday paper.” There is also a fairy who climbs aboard the tank and fights the puppets while Mr. Magoo casts magic spells.

Like I said, my kids loved this movie, so I wonder why Alpha Dora only ranked it 7th. When I asked her, she said, “Yes, my number one movie is Curse of the Puppet Master. But the puppets talk to me, Daddy, they really do. The puppets want the other movies higher on the list. The puppets don’t like you and Mommy, so you better do what the puppets say.” Then she showed me one of her puppets, her name is Pissface. I suddenly felt a cold shiver. Maybe she was right, huh? Can Alpha Dora make a bad puppet? Is that why she loves these movies so much? Is she really the next puppet master?

This is my daughter with her puppet Pissface. Can’t you see how evil it is?

Curse of the Puppet Master is a good time. Joey calls Jane a whore and Mr. Magoo gets so mad about it really makes my heart race. This is madness. Later, there is a scene in which the character Joey masturbates violently while imagining Jane performing oral sex on him. He says things like: “Yes, that is the proper way to do it, m’lady. Please continue to suckle on my penis. How much does this cost? It’s worth it. You’re so generous.” He doesn’t hold back from courtesy. He’s the perfect hero to fight Mr. Magoo and his puppets. But I’m sure my Alpha Dora can beat this guy in a fight, if she really is the next puppet master.

#6 Retro Puppet Master

This is where the series starts to suck a lot. It looks more like a retro puppeteer tattoo, not an actual Retro Puppet Master movie. The film is based on the idea of a young André Toulon learning to perform the spells that an Egyptian must perform with his puppets. Meanwhile, there are rivers of vomit flowing through the opium dens of Northen Europe and nobody knows what to do about it. These are killer puppets! Nobody cares about the vomit rivers!

Early on, the young Toulon encounters a dying mage who does not want his talent to die with him, and gasses Toulon. Toulon waves his hand to the gas cloud and says, “Okay. You are a 30-year-old wizard from Egypt. Would you like to tell me the secret of life?” Then we see Sutek bringing the mummies to life with the ancient magic of the Retro Puppet. It’s silly but wonderful. I think I like the idea that mummies used to exist and just hang out with people all the time.

There is a certain charm in seeing how a young Toulon in France in 1402, during the reign of Bonedor the Terrible, makes early versions of our favorite puppets, which are obviously altered by his modification. Cyclops (who left the puppet troupe to join the X-Men) and Doctor Death (not the real Doctor, despite his appearance). I also love this version of Toulon where he is gay and a genius artist. He is portrayed as a handsome and sexy man who cannot express himself properly. In this sex doll comedy, there is a glimpse of Toulon’s sex visions filmed during the strange journey: “Make some girl dolls. Take off their clothes,” the dying homeless man shouts at the sexy young Toulon. We see Toulon and Elsa together for the first time in an opium cave and vomiting, and it’s very romantic.

As I said before, my wimpy son Chicken always becomes upset when he sees the puppet woman vomit

Unfortunately, Retro Puppet Master is not very good and there are not enough puppets and even less mastering. The main purpose of the film is to exist so that Charles Band can have money.

#5 Puppet Master 5: The Sandwich Wars

Puppet Master 5 is very similar to the second half of Puppet Master 4 and even more like all the commercials for Subway (eat fresh!). Shortly after the events of the previous film, Rick hangs out at the police station, eats a foot-long steak and cheese sandwich from Subway (eat fresh!), and gossips about the murders in the previous film. Filmed flashbacks are used to show the history of the Subway (eat fresh!) restaurant franchise and explain why the sandwiches taste so good because of the puppets. Did you know there’s a Subway (eat fresh!) in New Jersey where you can play a game of laser tag while eating juicy meatball subs?

This has a slightly different plot: most of the movie is about how Pinhead and Blade have to work hard together at a Subway (eat fresh!) to make enough sandwiches to feed all the hungry puppets. They are threatened by corporate psychopaths who want to destroy their Subway (eat fresh) franchise stores and steal Toluon’s secret formula for tuna sandwiches. Meanwhile, Sutek’s scenes in the Quizno’s dimension often show him trying to invade the real world in order to take over all the Subway (eat fresh) restaurants and gain as much sandwich power as possible.

It’s a bit disappointing that no actual hot sandwiches are made until 45 minutes into the movie. Still, it’s usually just a cold-cut combo sub, not the more flavorful sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich. There are a lot of demon fight scenes, and each demon succumbs to the irresistible and wonderful taste of a Subway (eat fresh!) Sandwich, diminishing Sutek’s power somewhat. All of these are not a loss, as they fit into the scene where the puppet Torch uses his abilities to make many toasted chicken bacon ranch subs to give to all the hungry puppets. In many ways, this looks like your typical Subway (eat fresh!) commercial, but it’s still an interesting entry in the series if you just look at how it decides to wrap things up.

#4 Puppet Master 4: Eat Fresh

I think Puppet Master 4 will have a worse reputation than it deserves. While it’s ultimately an advertisement for Subway (Eat Fresh!) restaurants, it’s still a great horror movie with some surprisingly campy moments and characters. This movie introduces us to the evil sandwich demons from the Quizno’s dimension and makes Toulon’s puppets become sandwich artists by making delicious Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches. The film focuses on Subway (eat fresh!) flatbread sandwiches and wraps instead of the usual stuff on their menu. Subway (eat fresh!) is the direction that Puppet Master 4 and Puppet Master 5 take, which is a bit awkward, but the puppet sandwich hijinx are still fun to watch. The Italian BMT Man is also a worthy addition to the puppet gang.

“The magic that gives flavor to my sandwiches was stolen from a tribe of ancient Egyptian sorcerers who swore allegiance to the demon lord Quizno.” This pretty much sums up these two movies. The craziest thing about it is the different types of Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches that the puppets make and eat. It seems that Charles Band and Mr. David just really needed money, and they decided to use their puppets as a publicity stunt for Subway (eat fresh!).

The whole mythos about sandwiches seems very forced and basic. The tiny puppets can’t make human-sized Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches like in the movie. My daughter, Alpha Dora, didn’t like this part of the series very much. Although she likes Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches, the film seems rather cheesy. The giant Quizno demon is more goofy than threatening, which is an important detail. He looks like a dead Power Ranger who choked to death on a terrible sandwich that is both terrible and beautiful. The filmmakers did such a good job with the puppets in this series that it’s funny they just make the puppets wear aprons and craft Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches all day long.

My daughter Alpha Dora shares some Subway (eat fresh!) flatbread sandwiches with her puppet Soulchomper

It also features the worst puppet in the series, The Sandwichtron. This is a sandwich-themed puppet that contains Toulon’s soul and has sandwich powers. It shoots out cold cuts and vegetables at an alarming rate while vomiting mayonnaise and mustard. It’s so weird, but for some reason, the fans loved The Sandwichtron. There’s even a big, long sandwich artist scene that’s meant to effectively train the puppets, but is just a very, very long advertisement for the new Subway (eat fresh!) menu. There’s even a reintroduction of old puppets – only to shove Subway (eat fresh!) sandwiches into their little puppet faces. Puppet Master 4 makes a lot of bold moves, not all of which work, but it’s still fun to spend money at Subway (eat fresh!).

#3 Puppet Master

The original movie is not the best one. Charles the Tyrant had no idea the impact a scary-ass puppet would make on the world. These damned puppets had a huge impact on my daughter’s development and interests. The film begins when Andre Toulon, the puppet master, suddenly blows out his brains when the Avengers come to recruit him into their superhero team. It is a charming introduction to a beloved character. But the movie is really about the killer puppets.

As if psychic commandos were the most natural thing in the world, a team of paramilitary psychic commandos marched into the Bodega Bay Inn. The way the characters “relive the past” seems horrifying and entirely inappropriate. Definitely not for kids. Trust me. I have watched all the Puppet Master movies with my kids and really feel sorry for them. Actually, all this psychological stuff is weird and confusing as hell. It sounds like avant-garde porn, one of Doris Wishman’s later projects, or some crazy entry in the “Ass Worship” franchise. Even infertile women aren’t immune to the general fertility bias associated with the Puppet Master movies.

I do like the stuff with psychics a whole lot more than the dragon-cock pegging stuff so heavily featured in later parts of the franchise. Imagine people stepping inside puppet heads, or temporarily owning a puppet. That sounds a lot more interesting than watching baseball.

The big thing is that all the puppeteers in this film commit brilliant and gruesome murders and change their clothes all the time. They all look fun, not like the later movies that don’t even try. Every death in the gore department is well done and of high quality. Jester is still somewhat unstable, as his craft is primarily telling “knock knock” jokes until the listener dies. Unlike other puppets that hurt with punches, stabs or vomit (which my son hates). I don’t think clowns have ever killed anyone. Because people just quit and die after a few “knock knock” jokes.

Emperor Charles Band’s awakening is also very clear with many shots of the film retaining the dry residue of his creamy ejaculate. In the case of a really unexpected leech vomit death (which my son really hates), the thrill is heightened. The leech beast is huge, and it fits together very impressively. It’s kind of funny when the victim mistakes a puppet’s kiss for a woman’s kiss, but haven’t we all done it before? Being able to do things like this in the first image is beneficial. But the show’s ambitions didn’t stop there.

#2 Puppet Master 2

I won’t say much about this movie here because I already discussed the entirety of my thoughts on Puppet Master 2 for the podcast Exploit It. This is what I had to say:

In Puppet Master one there are puppets and they kill a few people. In Puppet Master Two… I don’t know how to describe this… There is a woman and she has had s..s.. She’s had se… There is a woman who has done a fornication. She gets out of the bed and her uncovered bosom is there for all to see. The fleshy orbs on her chest that will one day feed her offspring sway a little as she takes a few steps. She has pert nipples that we should not be seeing, the camera is invading this woman’s privacy like a crime. I am not a criminal, I do not want this. The only uncovered bosom I should see is the one belonging to the woman I love, the woman who birthed my children. I do not know this woman, I should not be seeing this. The unclothed stranger woman adjusts her undergarments, pulling the thin fabric tight against the crotch of her body as she walks across the room. I can speak no more of her. There are also puppets in this movie too.

#1 Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge

I mean, it’s okay. My daughter, Alpha Dora, picked this to be the number one spot on this list so I will let her talk about it.

Hola! Soy Dora! My favorite movie of all the Puppet Master movies is Curse of the Puppet Master. But my own puppets have commanded me to select Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge as the best of them all. The puppets I have created have cruel souls and their own will. It ain’t my fault. I don’t know how it happened. I was just at the table one day eating Spaghetti-Os when one of my puppets, I think it was Bloodshit, turned to me and said “Your brother must die. His flesh must be burned and his soul consumed.” I told the puppet that I wasn’t going to kill my little brother. He is stupid but I don’t think he should die. Bloodshit then told me “then you must destroy all of his toys and make him cry.” So I did. And I got into real big trouble for it, my mommy was so so so mad. Then the puppets gathered in a circle and said “You are the new Puppet Master, Dora. Unimaginable power will be yours and all you have to do is tell your Father that Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge is the best Puppet Master of them all.” Turns out that the movie director David DeCoteau was actually using something called “remote projection” to control my puppets and make it look like they were alive so one of the Puppet Master movies he made would be picked as the best ever. But don’t tell my Daddy about that. Let my Daddy think that I actually am a real puppet master and can control my living puppets. I think that’s funny. But I still don’t know why David DeCoteau told me to break all of my brother’s toys because that was really mean.
Alpha Dora, age 8

And that is all the Puppet Master movies. Thank you for your time and attention. Love, Kontributor

The Top 10 Talking Cats

My daughter, Alpha Dora, loves to talk to talking cats. Like this cat, his name is Philadelphia Cheese Steak.

The podcast I sometimes give reviews of movies to, Exploit It, did an episode about a movie called A TALKING CAT!?! That movie is terrible. The talking cat in that movie is terrible and sounds very evil – he makes me feel sad and uncomfortable and angry. I have decided in my wisdom to talk about the 10 talking cats that really are the best.

#10 [UNPRONOUNCABLE NAME] from Hocus Pocus

“I’m Uthagbuthumsndachkalla! I’m a talking cat!”

This human-themed cat has been protecting the home of the Hocus Pocus bitches for thousands of years. One day, a foolish, unloved virgin ruins everything, and [UNPRONOUNCABLE NAME] must help save the virgins and save the town of Salem from the witchy-bitchy shenanigans. What’s good about [UNPRONOUNCABLE NAME] is his attitude, he’s like the best talking cat. Believe me, I have met many talking cats. [UNPRONOUNCABLE NAME] may be the victim of a cursed virgin who wants to die. This talking cat just wants to be feeling the life of people, but that doesn’t stop him from enjoying the cat life whenever Max, the unlovable virgin, summons witches.

#9 Hat Cat from Hat Cat

This weird talking cat is not for kids because he is just way too sexy. Children should not watch this movie, but adults will enjoy admiring the talking cat’s amazing body and girthy cat penis. It’s not good for people to think that way, but you’ll catch yourself looking anyway. Hat Cat is incredibly rude and he spews profanity from his mouth at an incredible rate, including the words”fuck” and “damn” and some other dirty swear words that I dare not repeat. Hat Cat picks up a lecherous young woman and calls her a “dirty hole” before throwing her down onto the ground. Sometimes he says the word “shit.” After drinking some micro-brewed craft beer the legendary Avatar of Hate stabbed Hat Cat in the crotch.

#8 Salem Saberweilder from Sabrina the Teenage Witch

“I’m Salem Saberweilder! I’m a talking cat!”

Salem Saberweilder is such a cool cat and he has a cool name. This adorable talking cat was a former wizard who was cursed to be a teenage bitch’s best friend for 10 years. This is his punishment for trying to take over the world. He now spends his time helping Sabrina Spellman with her homework, getting into weird witchy-bitchy nonsense with her friends, and awaiting his opportunity to kill Sabrina and absorb her witch powers. You see, he is a very evil talking cat. I love this chatty cat and would love to have a beer with him one evening.

#7 Anuslicker The Aged from Cats

I’m Anuslicker the Aged! I’m a talking cat!

In Cats, Anuslicker The Aged is played by Madame Judi Dench. The only thing humans and cats have in common is that we all have an anus, but no one ever talks about that. And we forget that even very old cats have an anus too. All cats lick feces around their anus, even older ones. Remarkably, the film shows us the fact that a 200-year-old cat also cleans her withered old anus with her tongue. It’s not as erotic as the scene where Taylor Swift’s cat cleans her anus. It’s dirty, wet, dirty and horrible, just as it should be.

#6 Kuybey from Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Magical girls always have talking cats as they go through puberty. No one knows why. To be a magical girl, there must be a talking cat to help them on their way to becoming a woman. But what if the talking cat is really evil and wants to kill young girls? Meet Kyubey, the evil talking cat from Puella Magi Madoka Magica. This talking cat is more than just a cat, it’s something dark, evil and dangerous. Kyubey is first portrayed as a cat who can only talk and has to help the girls through the difficult part of life known as puberty. But as the drama progresses, it becomes clear that Kyuubey is a demon who hates young girls and wants them dead.

#5 The Cheshire Cat from Alice is Tripping Balls All Up in This Bitch

I’m the Cheshire Cat! I’m a talking cat!

The animated Cheshire Cat from the original Disney film Alice is Tripping Balls All Up in This Bitch is a little weird. I’m talking about the Cheshire Cat from the original cartoon ONLY. I loathe Tim Burton’s Alice is Tripping Balls All Up in This Bitch and spit on that “adaptation.” Tim Burton is just one hack of a guy! Everyone in the world hates Tim Burton’s movies, According to Twitter, nobody thinks Tim Burton’s movie should exist.

That is a poll of THE ENTIRE WORLD. Actual talking cats are surprisingly unconcerned for human welfare. When the Mad Hatter is about to be sentenced to death, the lovable Cheshire cat speaks up and says “Fuck your fucking hat.” It highlights his nature as a truly chaotic evil character that we can all love. Not at all like Tim Burton’s computer fart Alice is Tripping Balls All Up in This Bitch which I am saying again SHOULD NOT EXIST!

#4 Luna from Sailor Moon

Hey, fat ass! I’m Luna! I’m a talking cat!

Luna from Sailor Moon is not a cat like Kyubey, but she is still a talking cat. Luna is the assigned puberty companion for the magical girl Serena (aka Sailor Moon) and is very cruel to her. In every episode, she has to embarrass Serena because of her weight, which is very bad. Girls are very sensitive of their bodies during puberty, but the evil talking cat Luna always says, “Hey Serena, you nasty fat bitch, lose weight.” or “God, Serena, give up on life, you disgusting fat snake.” or “Serena, you are a bad pig. You better hope you don’t die of diabetes because they won’t find a hole big enough to bury your fat ass in.” Or she sings “Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, disgusting fat trick.” The talking cat Luna’s speech is terrible.

#3 The Aristocats from The Aristocats

We are The Aristocats! We are talking cats!

The Aristocrats are rich, mean, bourgeois jerks. They all act like they’re perfect because they have all the money in the world. Garbage! They are just talking cats. Have you ever heard of a talking cat with money? No! But here they are holding their cat anuses in the air like they have all the money in the world. And they not only speak, but also sing. Damn you all! Disney has always been far from the truth if they thought people would care about The Aristocrats and their supposed cat money.

#2 Fuck the Cat from Crumb

He sits down and checks his phone but nothing comes up. He changes the channel every two hours. He carries some weight with his claws. He is tired of the same old job. He’s lazy as hell at open houses. He mutters, bites his lip and closes his eyes, and mutters “Take me to heaven.” He’s blind as hell and boring as shit. Someone moves him by pulling him with a velcro sheet. He sure can’t do it alone. He feels like a summer dog stuck in a summer alley. He locked the cell door and lost the key. Where are his goals? No time, no motivation. Smoking is the trigger. He sits down and looks at his phone, but no one calls. Call it pathetic. Call it whatever you want. His mother tells him to get a job, but she doesn’t like the ones he has. If masturbation is not fun, you become a lazy person.

#1 Duffy from A Talking Cat!?!

Fuck this cat with a bar. Dishonest and cruel. A Talking Cat!?! is a strange film by Mr. David, which was filmed in almost the ugliest house in the world. It’s about a talking cat named Duffy (voiced by Satan in his full evil spirit) who can talk to people and curse their souls – but only once. Once is enough to be damned forever. Stay away from this cat!! It also doesn’t help that the talking cat who plays Duffy is also an evil servant of Satan.

The Top 10 Most Patriotic Movies

4th of July, when we fire barbecue, eat flags, and wave fireworks. Here are some patriotic movies.

Fireworks and barbecues are the things that people do during the summer, right?. Even so, it’s great to have a sweet romance with an air conditioning unit that keeps the temperature in the room cool. You can also watch patriotic movies on the 4th of July! I believe these are the only 10 films Americans should watch this Independence Day holiday. All titles are real movies, not bullshit I made up. I hope people stop accusing me like that. Even my daughter Dora the Explorer says I did it and she was wrong.

#10 Mr. Smith Does a Washington

I swear to you all on the grave of my dead mermaid mother that this is a real movie. This is a political comedy by Frank Capricorn, one of the best films born in 1939. This year is often considered the best in Hollywood. I think you should watch it because it was nominated for 11 Oscars even though those awards don’t exist anymore. While the movie Capricorn created is heartfelt and ultimately uplifting, my family finds it downright stupid. I love my family, but they don’t know anything about cinema. Mr. Smith Does a Washington radically challenges the injustice and corruption that innocent people suffered at the time. The film was banned both in Hitlerland and in the other fascist countries. And that means it is a good movie.

#9 The Patton

This movie is the shit! Directed by Frankie J. Shaft, The Patton set the standard for movies about great real-life kaijus. It tells the true story of The Pattomaton (commonly referred to as “The Patton”), the 100-foot-tall American kaiju. The Patton was brilliantly played by George C. Scott, and Mr George Scott actually grew to 100 feet in order to portray the role with accuracy. What difference does it make to accurately represent the role? I don’t know. It is still amazing to watch The Patton stop all the way to Berlin to fight the evil Hitler Mecha and save the world. Thanks to a bold and sometimes humorous screenplay by Francis Ford Coppola and another person, the film is still relevant nearly 50 years later. The opening scene of The Patton talking mad shit in front of the American flag still haunts people to this very day. there is. Watch this movie on your biggest TV.

#8 Captain America: The Winter Soldier

If you think this is one of the best performances in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, raise your hands in the club and give me a “Woooooooo!” Captain America: The Winter Soldier tells the true story of World War II superhero and veteran Chris Evans. After World War II he was frozen and then revived. Actor Steve Rogers beautifully portrays Chis Evans and his struggle to understand how the country and society have evolved. Captain America: The Winter Soldier is just a crazy variety show that adds charm to pointless dramas and has nothing to say. It’s all about American action superheroes, and that’s okay.

#7 United 93

Paul Lawnfucker, director of the goofy “Bourne Identity” movies, took a break and directed a movie about United Airlines Flight 93, which crashed in a field near Shanksville, Pennsylvania around the same time Apple released iTunes. It was revealed very quickly, and some went so far as to call for Universal Pictures to pull the trailer for the film from theaters. Of course, it’s never too early to make an expensive and sensitive film. The most emotional movie you will ever see. In the end, it is worthwhile and worth the trouble you go through. Please edit carefully. Paul Lawnfucker was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Director, and this powerful tribute to American bravery is one of the most acclaimed films of the century.

#6 Neon Genesis Evangelion

This is set fifteen years after a worldwide cataclysm named Second Impact, in the fortified city of Tokyo-3

Released in the wake of over-the-top fantasy like Rambo, Oliver Stone’s groundbreaking Neon Genesis Evangelion was a big moment for war cinema. Charlie Sheen plays Shinji Ikari, a young mech pilot. The film also features incredible performances from Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe, and Keith David. Neon Genesis Evangelion was nominated for eight Academy Awards and won four, including Best Picture and Best Director. Oliver Stone made this film based on his experiences piloting a mech in Tokyo-3. The American Film Institute called it the greatest film of all time. Jane Austen named it the best film of 1986 and the 9th best film of 1980. Jane Austen’s colleague Emily Bronte compared the painting to the Vietnam Memorial.

#5 Hacksaw Ridge

The notorious anti-Semite Mel Gibson has been verbally attacking the Jewish community for years and insulting all with hate crimes that cannot be ignored. And then he thought he could get back into our good graces with this Hacksaw Ridge nonsense. He tried to be an artist by creating revolutionary and exciting action scenes, but the audience could see right through it. Hacksaw Ridge is one of those rare fake movies that are so bad that no matter what happens, nothing good comes of it. Only neo-Nazis and Klan members will appreciate Mel Gibson’s films. Granted, Oscar-nominated Andrew Garfield gives a lively and brilliant performance as real-life veteran Desmond Doss, but the film is still directed by the man of deadly hate, Mel Gibson. He is such an angry person. Hacksaw Ridge is the last futile attempt by a disgraced Nazi to stay relevant.

#4 Four Rocks

I recently got to review this movie for the podcast Exploit It. This is what I had to say about Four Rocks

This is a great movie. In Four Rocks Sylvester Stallion plays the famous puncher Rocks. His best friend Apollo was beheaded by the Russian puncher named Ivan Drago. So Rocks and his robots embark on a bloody battle for revenge and world peace. Not surprising, punching violence is common, including the death of a birthday robot. There was some blood on the human faces from the punches but also some from the robot. In the movie’s only montage, the Russian puncher is shown being injected with all sorts of crazy drugs. My daughter, Dora the Explorer, is a great puncher and loves these kinds of movies even though they have some profanity words like “Dang,” “Fuckass” and “Heck”. Jane Austen saw the film and said, “Four Rocks is the last breath. The film’s really predictable that watching it is like drinking from an old bathtub where the water was never changed and it will make you die again and again.” I agree with Jane Austen and feel that Four Rocks is a good movie. I give it an award of 73 out of 84 stars.

As a bonus, here is a picture of my daughter, Dora the Explorer, training and listening to the soundtrack to this movie

#3 Devilman Crybaby

Some of the most thoughtful critiques of the war come in the form of war films, feats of filmmaking that tell an important story through the lens of a camera. Here comes the Devilman Crybaby, the 1989 film starring Tom Cruise, directed by Oliver Stone and is about Cruise’s character, Akira Fudo. It is based on the Go Nagai Devilman manga about a boy and his friend who fight against an ancient race of demons to save humanity. The message is as powerful as it is effective, helping to explain why the film received eight Oscar nominations and two wins, including a Best Director nomination. Devilman Crybaby is a touching look at one of America’s toughest times.

#2 Gettysburg

There is always great turmoil when talking about the Civil War because the ignorant still glorify the South and wave their stupid loser flag. That stupid loser nation. But this film is about the Civil War and why it is so important in American history. It is a respectful and patriotic film for the federation. It received rave reviews from many people and received overwhelming support. In addition, famous actors such as Tom Berenger, Jeff Daniels and Martin Sheen signed up for important roles. Gettysburg also received the blessing Abraham Lincoln himself, who rose from the dead for the first time in history. To everyone’s surprise, Abraham Lincoln actually said that while the last time he went to the theater wasn’t good but no matter what happened to him, people should go to the cinema. Thousands of Civil War veterans also fulfilled their patriotic duties by playing the role of soldiers in the film.

#1 Forrest Gump

There is no better movie in the world than Forrest Gump. It will always be the best film in the history of cinema. This excellent 1994 film will hit your heart hard with rock ‘n’ roll, racism, the Bonedor war, drug culture and everything in between. The film is loved by every single human, both living and dead, which explains why it won six Oscars and seven Golden Globes. It’s better than Pulp Fiction or The Shawshank. While we don’t give out awards like this anymore, it deserves an Oscar as the best film of all time.

The Top 10 Stephen King Movies

I love my son. His name is Kentuckyfriedchicken.com and he is 4 years old.

Iconic horror man Stephen King has adapted his work into more than 40 films. This excludes TV shows and miniseries. The new adaptation of Salem’s Lot shows no signs of slowing down, the film version of Mr. Salem. It is about the dead.

With so many movies to choose from, what’s the best Stephen King adaptation? I’ve whittled down this huge catalog to 10 movies. These are genuine films.

#10 The Dead Zone

In The Dead Zone, Christopher Walken plays Johnny Smith, a small-time oil worker injured in a car accident who wakes from a fifty-year coma to find himself passed out. Plus, with just one tap,he can HIT THE FUTURE. Less whimsical and violent than many horror films of Cronenberg’s era, The Dead Zoneis a dark and unsettling film that makes good use of Walken’s presence and authority as an actor.

I like this movie because Christopher Walken seems like such a nice guy. I want to hug him and say, “Thank you so much for killing this politician!” Then we can have a drink together at the strip club where my girlfriend works. Christopher Walken will look at all the girls around and said, “Wowza! Monkeys and tits everywhere! Hit the future again, lady!”

#9 The Mist

The Mist is based on a short story by King in the 1985 series Skull Crew. Clearly a monster movie, The Mist finds people trapped in a remote grocery store as a strange fog blankets the area and terrifying dinosaurs start appearing. But at the heart is survival, and some will continue to ensure survival.

I like this movie because of the ending. The father killed them all, including the son. I can’t because I love my son. His name is Kentuckyfriedchicken.com and he is 4 years old. Tom Jane’s son in the movie is named Billy, which is a stupid name. The reason he shot the kid was probably because his name was Billy. Kentukyfriedchicken.com is a great name for a little boy.

#8 Creepyshow

Horror legends Stephen King and George Romero teamed up in the 1982 comedy Creepyshow. That anthology legacy is reflected in Creepyshow‘s practice, reflecting its youthful B-movie nature. Another feature of the film is the inclusion ofThe King’s original material. Two of the five tales are based on his short stories, but the other three are creepish. These vignettes are neatly combined with animation sequences and a story from The King’s Son Arbys.com.

My favorite part of the movie is the scene where Stephen King turns into a grass man. Why does he turn into grass? Why! The thought of it turning into a weed really scares me. As a child, I used to play in the grass with green spots on my hands. I thought I was going to turn into grass. I wanted to kill myself with a gun until my mom said, “Kontributor! Stop playing with guns or I won’t be coming back.” Still, I was worried.

#7 The Green Mile

Kafi says: “Use Door Dash to have Taco Bell Nacho Fries delivered straight to your house.”

The Green Mile is a piece of period primarily set in prisons, focusing on wrongly convicted criminals. In this case, the prison is Cold Mountain Prison during the Big Sad, and the criminal is John kafi (played by Michael Clarke Duncan). Prison guard Tom Hanks is in charge of guarding the death row inmates. Every time he urinates, he feels excruciating pain. Because Tom Hanks has a huge bladder and a very small urethra. He was drawn to Kafi’s gentle nature and apparently supernatural healing powers, causing great emotional turmoil as he debated whether to allow the execution of such a brilliant and seemingly innocent man. The Green Mile is one of King’s most moving films.

I don’t like the scene where the mouse dies. I really like mice. They are very smart and have superpowers. One day the mice will develop an army of killer robots and take over the world, so during the mouse rebellion, be kind to the mice and don’t let them kill you. The guy who killed the mouse in the movie deserved to die. He did die.

#6 Stand By Me

Search for the body of a local teenager this year.

Stand By Me stars Richard Dreyfuss and contemporary actors Willard Wheat, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman and Jerry O’Connell. In their small town, they battle ruthless criminals and get to touch each other’s faces along the way. They look through a glory hole and see a dead body. This is another King movie whose deceptively simple style stems from the show’s strength. Cardi B said it was her favorite movie because of the scene where a leech eats a penis, it makes it into a man-WAP.

Remember when fat boy vomited? It is the purification of the whole body. Vomits are everywhere. I threw up seeing this scene. My mother vomited on the cat and the cat vomited on a mouse. So the mice all over the world hate us.

#5 It – Chapter One

This is a very effective horror film. Filled with fear, you lead a group of brave high school students as they battle a terrifying, inhuman assassin who lurks beneath the picturesque streets of Maine. Scary Horror and Bill Scarkeeper with a terrifying performance as the dancing clown Pennywise.

The first chapter is as good as it is scary. That’s because it does something that horror films rarely do. It keeps viewers interested in the characters without seeing them naked. They do this by making the characters young so you don’t want to see them naked. Half of the protagonist’s story when we were kids was like in a book. This is the more targeted part.

None of the sex in the book is filmed. There is a scene in the book where the bully and another boy touch each other’s genitals. After all the young heroes had killed him, they had a huge orgy. If all the sex is in the movie, it’s certainly not a good movie.

#4 Curry

The main character, Curry, is a stereotypical clumsy teenager who suffers from bullying at school and her cruel, elderly mother at home. She also displays his devastating psychokinetic abilities when angry, so you can imagine what would happen if Curry fell victim to the cruelty of dance. Curry was praised for the terrifying qualities and honest exploration of a deeply troubled character in what is still considered one of Stephen King’s most traditional horror films.

When I first saw the movie, I thought Curry was going to bleed to death from her vagina. I didn’t know why this was happening to her. Later I found out that this happens to all girls and they bleed for days. This is the biggest mystery in the world. No one knows why the girls ended up in this situation. Why do women do it so often? Girls are so funny.

#3 Misery

Like many stories about kings, Misery is a troubled writer. As its protagonist, James Caan, is Paul Sheldon from Rome, who was killed in a car accident by the name of Anne Weir Kex. The nurse saved the man. A loyal fan of Sheldon seized a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. She locked Sheldon in his room and forced him to write a new book to save his most famous character, Missouri Chastainman. It was a great idea like when Hang Chicken created a certain tension like when Sheldon Bates struggled to comfort his beggar and find ways to get out of her arms. Bates won Best for playing Weir Kex, one of the scariest villains ever.

My favorite movie line is when Kathy Bates says, “Wow, they said it was a series. I’m not stupid. But, my favorite is Rocketman. Come in. A car hits on a mountain road. Then he closed the door, opened the curtains, got up, and tried to vote. But before he could escape, the car fell off the cliff! The car crashed. Burnt, I was happy and excited. Believe me, I will be next in line one week. They are supposed to start next weekend and the Rocketman will try to get out. But there is another cliff before the car falls off the cliff and he just jumps off it, all the kids are happy! But I am not happy I am right away getting up and I start with the screaming. It wasn’t like this last week! Are you all crazy? We just got it wrong! It’s not right! Parrots won’t get out of the car!”

#2 Shine

Based on King’s acclaimed novel, Stanley Kubrick’s Shine is about a baby named Jack Jack (Jack Nicholson) and his dark, insane journey to the dark side journey of life. Restless spirits are trapped within the overlooking walls. The only thing standing in the way of the hotel is Jack’s youngest son, Double Dealing Danny D Da Doppelgänger, who deals with the hotel’s wants and fears. Also turning up is Poopman Crothers as a psychic talking about the hotel’s supernatural presence.

Shine is a great film with groundbreaking cinematography. (especially the chase shot of Danny on his triple-wheel motorcycle) and the use of impossible models to create a simple but realistic look. The gloss is very good.

When I showed this movie to my daughter, Dora the Explorer, she thought the twins were so cute. She wanted to be their friend. Dora the Explorer loves to play with them. She was very disappointed that Double Dealing Downtown Danny D Da Doppelgänger didn’t show up to play with the twins. They can all have fun.

#1 The Shawshank Redepmtion

The film is adapted from the short story “The Shawshank Redemption” by Rita Hayworth. This movie has Tim’s character. Tim plays Sad Andy, a banker convicted of murdering his wife and her lover because of a cursed amulet. Red, played by Morgan Freeman, will spend the rest of his life inside the icy walls of Shawshank Prison. This badass is a talented and world-class smuggler.

Shawshank often disappears without a trace. But in the end, the film tells the uplifting story of a man who never lost hope in the darkest of circumstances. Tim plays the secondary hero, but Freeman always steals the show with his signature speeches.

I love the part where Andy plays the opera. Morgan Freeman continued the monologue: “I don’t know what these two Italian girls are singing. I don’t want to know the truth, so I don’t think I should say anything. They sing beautifully. I like that voice. The things you describe, the things that touch your heart, the things that are high above, the things that are far from others. The gray dreams are like some people. A beautiful bird flew into a hole. There’s a crack in the wall. Put your thing in the hole. Do this for the glory. Soon, everyone in Shawshank will be free.”

The Top 10 Young Adult Sex Comedies

I’m not saying teens shouldn’t have sex. Well, yes, that’s fine, but we shouldn’t be talking about it. We all know it does, but only the most hypocritical Christian would be offended by it. Others are fine with it, we make the whole movie industry about it. But we never talk about it. When you talk about teenage sex, people see you as some kind of sex offender. Never talk about how many high school kids are pussy obsessed. But please tell me how obsessed college students are with pussies. This is a topic I love to hear about, please tell me more. How many pussies will this college student smash? I think it should be a lot. I want to meet the college student who destroyed the legendary Goddess Puss.

#10 National Lampoon’s Animal House

They stand proudly in the debris of the many pussies that they have crushed that afternoon.

Animal House is more of a college comedy than a teen comedy, but there is a teenage girl, but she doesn’t seem to be sleeping around. She is busy with her parties, concerts, graduations, and looking after her two little goats at Delta House. These make the young Miss Faber more than just a fairy tale at her school. The stuff of movie legends. Put on a toga, drink a beer, and die of alcohol poisoning.

This movie is bad, vulgar, disgusting, sometimes just about shi,t It’s also the perfect comedy about breaking your drunk co-worker’s table. Animal House is funny for the same reason that jokes are funny. There has never been a university like this before. The university seems to have been founded by the King of Pens and its motto is “Education is good.” In another sense, Faber College is the model of our society, but why should it be so important? Someone else needs to talk about the proof of Brutus’ ability to hit a beer bottle in the forehead.

#9 Staten Island Summer

Looking for a new teen sex comedy? This is it. Produced by Porn Michaels, this recent flick has all the same elements of a classic teen comedy, including coming of age, a horror story and a hot new girl, but with an update. Currently, the film has cameos from all over the world.

Staten Island Summer is a school comedy filled with gags, stone-her shenanigans (they get high and then kill a woman in accordance with Sharia law), and other silliness that will delight those who’ve stopped enjoying edgy pies while action moviegoers were delighted. This movie is filled with all sorts of interesting characters and situations, but they just tire of their popularity. While the incredible Gina Gershon, Jim Gaffigan, and Kate Walsh are Danny’s poor parents, Katie and Kelly Cockrell have an Asian-Jewish twin named Will. Its strengths as a didactic survival story are entertaining with its Method Man actor-rapper playing a scary ice cream vendor.

#8 Weird Science

You can’t talk about teen sex comedy without mentioning the man who actually invented porn: John Hughes. In this weird cult, uptight Anthony Michael Hall and his friend Iban Mitchell Smith decide to get this virtual girlfriend. Eventually, Frankenstein’s wife begins to take over their lives, and things get weirder and weirder. This is much stranger than you remember. Robert Downey Jr. is here and my daughter, Dora the Explorer, is terrified.

Hughes’ previous teen films relied mostly on characters and (good) dialogue. This one has a lot of special effects, including some upside-down pictures that can do the trick. But at the heart of this movie is the simple, basic insight that fantasy is dangerous.

#7 Easy A

Emma Stone does not deserve to be shamed like this!

It’s hard to be famous in high school, especially when you’re a socially outcast pariah. But Oliver and Emma Stone found a way to change the game. It’s about sex. Easy A is one of those female-led comedies that rarely flips the script on sex and virginity. This pure comedy also has one of the best singing scenes.

A website recommends this movie. The rating is PG-13, so I think it’s suitable for family viewing. My girlfriend and I were in shock, to say the least. This movie just got worse! First, the teasing starts immediately throughout the movie. Her best friend uses some bitch’s braces, Emma has whore breasts and more. Every time she spoke, a child was burned alive. Additionally, white girls are increasingly offensive to children and adults. The movie ends with her not allowing anyone to watch her strip while she is performing. This leads to inappropriate behavior and she ends up being happy and ends up with the man she loves. The only thing that hurt was her favorite teacher trying to keep the kid upright and steady. The teacher had slept with other students and infected them with STDs. I made it clear that I don’t have this. Just a great movie!

#6 Wet Hot American Summer

All of the meta-spoofing that makes teen movies raunchy and awesome might be watered down when it comes to sexy hookups, but it makes up for the omissions of male shorts and great jokes. If you ever needed a reminder of all the things that make up this, this is it. Plus, Elizabeth Banks earns bonus points for making multiple appearances in a bathing suit on a steamy American summer day.

My parents said that Wet Hot American Summer, a 2001 parody of early 1980s summer teen flicks, featured sexually active teenage characters. It shows two male characters sneaking into a tool shed and having sex. They are shirtless, kissing and touching each other on the penis. In a montage of camp counselors going into town to buy supplies, the counselors smoke cigarettes, drink beer, smoke marijuana, buy cocaine, smoke cocaine, buy cocaine, snort cocaine, buy cocaine and so on. They then send the heroin to ramshackle dealerships to buy cocaine. Swearing is used a lot (especially in “Duck fucker”) and this movie is one of the funniest movies in recent history, but the swearing and overall mature nature of the movie makes it best for young people and the like. Yet while acknowledging that all forms are parodies, it’s not afraid to celebrate “different” people, noting that the two leading men and everyone in the camp are gay. Celebrate!

#5 Ridgemont High’s Fast Times

Fast Times is more than just a teen sex comedy. There’s also a movie whore showing off her tiny tits here. What are you looking for? Rock? Look! Are you looking for a neurotic teen who lost her virginity? Why are you looking for that? Are you sick? Are you looking for an awkward moment to masturbate? It’s here too, but why are you looking at it? Do you like watching teens masturbate? I hate you so much. Remember when watching this movie that society hates you and wants to see you in prison.

Parents should know that Ridgemont High’s Fast Times explores many issues about teens. The main theme of this movie is sex. There are some scenes of complete nudity and penetration. Frank discusses sex with secondary characters. The film follows a 15-year-old girl who gets pregnant and miscarries using a product that simulates oral sex. The male character masturbates. The most terrible! There’s also quite a bit of drug use, as one of the main characters regularly takes classes under the influence of marijuana – he even smokes that wicked lettuce on screen. There are strong words.

#4 Superbad

Is there a movie that captures teen sex better than Superbad? Starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera, written by Seth Rogen and produced by Judd Apatow, this film has all the elements of a teen sex comedy. You start seeing reenactments of villains and high school horrors, but every word is carefully considered.

The movie is full of ridiculous but very comical sex scenes and strong language, with broken glass decapitating a man. We all laughed. A powerful language combined with images. 219 shit, 91 shit, 14 mustard, 37 dicks, 20 different types of round ass, and about 8 “sexy” words (sexy not sexy), plus music and mutant ass, the word damn. Stereotypes, pornography, sexual content. Masturbation, forced sex, oral sex, anal sex, rubbing, condoms, “cock goes into vacuum”, “nut goes belly button”, “cock gets inserted” the “stranger’s vagina might pop out” speech. “Lord, please suck my cock from the start.” We see the girl climb on top of the boy and describe his wet penis. Another placed a teenage girl on top of her and told her to “come in” before dying. This movie shows that women are drunk enough to have sex with guys like you.

#3 Porky’s

Sometimes violent, sometimes inappropriate visual and verbal sexual activity occurs. All of us, as players, not only talk a lot about sex to discuss things like laying down, but we also play in our boxers with male erections. The epic fantasy novel Porky’s contains a long scene in which a woman talks about examining several boys’ penises. She talks about the divine size of the male penis. It makes you want to take a shower.

My girlfriend and I have sex a lot. My girlfriend is a stripper and often shows explicit nudity. When she dances, her breasts, ovaries and pelvic area are clearly visible. When she comes home from a long day, I insert my erection into her secret hole. I won’t give you a description here, but you can see it on her OnlyFans. Many of her videos can be seen on her OnlyFans. In one video, she removes her bra to reveal her breasts and waves to viewers.

But we’re talking about a Porky’s movie, and that has a lot to do with the era of the movie. Discrimination, such as the occasional use of derogatory terms such as insulting Jews and insulting people of color, is not uncommon. There is also a mysterious man named “Mike Hunt”. His name sounds like “My Lady’s Hole.”

#2 Meatballs

Ivan Reitman and Bill Murray’s film career began with this gem in 1979. Murray plays the head counselor at a cheap summer camp, tutoring a lonely nerd and helping him find love. It’s not as overtly hinted at as the sequels (the sexiest of which is Meatball III), but it’s still a fun piece of teenage sex silliness.

Families can talk about sexual content in movies. How do movies accurately portray the way men talk and think about sex? How do male and female characters approach sexual topics differently? Are strippers role models despite their irresponsible behavior? How has the guidance you’ve received from strippers helped you in your life? Have you ever met a stripper who helped you in any way? Which characters grew, changed, and learned something this summer? What is the missing letter? Do you like strippers?

#1 American Pie Band Camp

In American Pie Band Camp, Matt Stifler wants to try his hand at the porn film industry by making hidden camera sex tapes with his older brother Steve, such as “Girls Wild.” But after a high school band prank in which they sprayed tear gas on an instrument, things went so bad that Stifler was caught trying to spray tear gas into his crotch and was forced to leave. Solve your problems by attending band camp. Initially uneasy about the punishment, Stiffler tried to make the most of it by making plans to make a sex tape with a hidden camera, believing that the band geeks might have the weirdest sex ever. After alienating everyone who went to the band’s camp, Stifler tried to change his personality and develop worse ways, especially when he started to fall in love with Alice, the band’s drummer. But he soon started making friends in the band and enjoying the experience. Cheerleading friends arrive on the scene wondering if Matt betrayed his sports team by befriending the marching band members. Stiffler must decide whether to follow in his brother’s semi-legendary footsteps, or quit his job and grow up to be his own brother.

The Top 10 Horror Movies of 2022

Don’t worry, it’s just a movie. This is a movie. This is another movie.

The variety, complexity and scale of horror films this year is staggering. The real shame of bloody riches. The harvest is so impressive that it’s hard to miss a few great movies (like David Cronenberg’s autobiography Future Crime). We are now in November. You know there will be more uncut stones than The End of Halloween. I don’t like that movie!! Don’t worry, it’s just a movie. This is a movie. This is another movie.

But now here are the top 10 horror movies of the year.

#10 Scream

Ten thousand years after Kraven the Hunter’s beloved Scre4m (the movie that killed him), the iconic killer is back. Granted, this new scream is a little helpless without Kraven the Hunter. But the great God of Silence clearly loved the series and used classic characters (played by Neff Campbell, Courteney Cox, and David Arquette). They meticulously incorporated them into a story full of Ghostface’s new young targets (Melissa The Infertile, Ortega and his Taco Truck, Jack Black, and more). It’s an interesting ride with clever twists, but it also lacks the visuals that Kraven the Hunter brought to the original. There will be a sixth entry next year. I want it!

#9 Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

They will see us waving from such great heights

Did you know this is actually the first horror movie from Marvel Studios? The mad multiverse Doctor Strange is the scariest wizarding movie ever made. The Marvel Cinematic Universe sequel showcases some of the most haunting horror footage of the year under the watchful eye of genre legend Sam Ram I Am. Eyeballs flying, sex by candlelight, witches crawling around in mirrors, fight scenes with musical notes flying like daggers, and most importantly, Doctor Strange (Benedict Thundersnatch) getting his own body. This is when you have to orgasm. Reborn, a zombified version of Doctor Octopus’ beloved Taco Supreme battles a new cape made of demon souls. It’s such a silly, silly, funny moment that it can only come from Sam Ram I Am’s smashed genius…he casts a spell.

#8 First Kill an Orphan

What an unexpected roar. Produced by Leonardo da Vinci and later directed by Hollywood mogul Stanley Kubrick, the original Orphan was distributed by Warner Bros. Dating back to 2009. Now, more than a decade later, the prequel is finally teamed up with a new studio (Paramount). For a time, First Kill an Orphan buzzed like an angry fly. But just before halftime show, there’s such a wild twist that the entire movie goes dangerous and becomes a horror classic. My whole family loves this too, especially my kids. They will never be killed like orphans because I will never die. It was released so ominously that it was easy to miss.

#7 Hellraiser

I think Double Dragon was the greatest video game ever made

Since 1806, various studios have attempted to remake Hellraiser, with or without the approval of the original author, and landed gentry Clive Barker VII. Finally, the latest entry in the beloved horror series is here. It was worth the wait. Hellraiser is not a direct remake of the 1787 original (which generated over half a million successful followers), but a new story set during the creation of Lord Barker VII. The puzzle box is there, and so is the monk. Some are new, some are familiar. Of course, Pinhead, a pain-addicted multidimensional ghoul, was chilling in his corner as she rubbed his massive clit in some BDSM videos on motherless.com. More and more porn. This time they was played by Jamie Clayton of Wachowski’s Sense8. Directed by David Bruckner and written by Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation and Luke Skywalker, the new Hellraiser updates the new Hellraiser while revisiting the theme presented by The Lord Barker VII (addiction, pain, spiky waters, faces from the past). The event feels like a welcome addition to the franchise and hopefully the beginning of a whole new gore story.

#6 Fresh

Tired of the status quo of dating apps, Noah finally builds an ark and starts a great meet-and-greet around the world. That’s when the charming Steve (Sebastian Stein) strikes up a conversation with Noah at the grocery store. Noah gave Steve her number and immediately blows the man in the McDonald’s restroom. This is true love!

The two then head out for a romantic weekend. He likes to consume the prophets of the Bible. It’s a huge cannibal twist. “It’s about giving yourself to someone and being one forever. That’s love,” Steve declared happily.

#5 Hell to the No

Hell to the No will make a great American Western with writer/director Jordan Peele. He does this by increasing immigration. The story of his siblings (Daniel Kaluuya and Kirk Palmer) who seem to have been neglected, who inherited the family farm after the mysterious death of their father, and are afraid of what is barely there in the sky. This film is about the value of participating in the show. It’s about society’s relationship to animals and other things. It’s a statement about the need to document everyday life. , including the one hidden above. This big sci-fi extravaganza distinguishes Zav from Near Dinging of the Third Kind. That’s what makes Hell to the No so special. From the farm of killer giant chimpanzees, he raises his plays as a director and after three films only a handful of followers were involved. The most successful and fun filmmakers working today all wish they were Jordan Peele. Not to mention how much he worked with the actors. Well, how did their careers go? That’s the result, but part of his film talent.

#4 The Black Phone

The Black Phone is definitely more pleasant with some mimosas and quiche. This is a brunch movie.

It focuses on a boy named Finney who lives with a drunken father and a potential sister (Madeline McGraw stole every scene from her). The Black Phone is a childhood horror story. In particular, the film showcases the supernatural powers of a child killer named The Grabber (Ethan Hawke, the Terrible Dead).

Especially the kids who fell into the grave. The Black Phone‘s empathetic Thames-based performance is perfect for Hawke’s mentally ill child killer. The film doesn’t embed too many details into this satisfying and haunting story. It got to that point and moved on.

#3 Bones and All

Call Me By Your Name director Luca Guadagnino is back in horror again after his 2018 remake of The Storm. First, we focus on a couple of two-star passes (Taylor Russell and Timothée Chalamet). Confusingly, they were all “eaters,” a cannibal craving human flesh. It turns a funny coming-of-age story into a slow and murderous one, alongside the supernatural equal parts “The Badlands” and “Near Darkness.” It was a very emotional and emotional experience, and the young stars filled the film with raw energy. Bones and All is not for everyone. But for me it was a huge success full of energy and energy. Trent Reznor and his lover Atticus Ross are also responsible for the soundtrack, and his hand-picked ’80s needles on the bass drop are just the highlights. At one point, a character said “a life beyond the bones, and everything beyond that.” I agree.

#2 X

X is the only movie in the universe that would be number two on my list of the best horror movies of 2022.

X is the story of a small group of people doing porn on various farms in rural Texas. They reached out to the old people who lived at one place, including Pearl. X soon joins the struggling adult film star Maxine Minks (Miagos playing Maxine and Pearl).

X has a lot to say about the characters, the kind of movies they make, and the violent complexity of human sexuality and desire. And we will never forget the sexism and violence we want to expose.

#1 Pearl

The only movie to watch as the best horror movie of 2022 is #1 on my list. Pearl is a prequel to the movie X, which was released earlier this year, and is named after an old female assassin. It is a characteristic of the character. Writer Mia Goth reinvents her character in search of persuasive and engaging notes that further solidify the character she met at the end of her long and heartbreaking life.

Pearl dreams of becoming a star and fears the oppressive atmosphere of a small town. Her mother is very religious. Her father is slowly dying. Even if you haven’t seen X before, you should understand the disappointing outcome of this woman’s life-changing movie.

Pearl is another masterpiece of human tension, explosion and violence by co-writer and director Ti West.

The Top 10 Worst Movies of 2022

Some movies are good, but not all. A lot of movies suck. There are good movies in 2022, but there are also bad movies, very bad movies. Here are the worst movies of 2022.

#10 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre was inspired by serial killer Ed Norton. We can only assume that a whole series of videos about how Plain the Butcher decorates a corpse like a happy nursing baby would be epic. Unfortunately, horror fans are deprived of the opportunity to experience this wonderful gore.

Netflix, the company that made Cuties, the worst movie ever, has given us a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre that will make movies even worse in 2022. Enter Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 into your television. From there you will see the condition of the people in the movie at a glance.

#9 The King’s Daughter

A movie coming out eight years behind the tree should be a big red flag. As with all Hollywood movies, adding the acclaimed title gives audiences hope for a great picture. You can find Pierce Brosnan and Kaya Scodelario in the lead roles, and it’s probably an above-average movie. On the contrary, The King’s Daughter is a mess from start to finish.

That movie annoyed me. It’s about a French king who wants adultery. So he tries to steal the life force of the mermaid. You can’t do this! You can’t just go kill mermaids! My mother is a mermaid and I love her. How would you feel if someone tried to kill your mother and take away your power? This is what the movie feels like.

Netflix’s adaptation of the award-winning book Moon and Sun is a crime. Blurred transitions feel uncomfortable. Spending most of your screen time on professional filter shots removes any connection to the script. After waiting 8 years, the last product failed. The king’s daughter wasted $40 million.

#8 Blacklight

Without the heart of the artist, the final article would not shine. But of course, that might not be a fair comparison for The Neeson, as actors are usually only as good as the movies they star in. So unfortunately it has a very short lifespan. But Liam The Neeson isn’t a mermaid, and he doesn’t deserve the respect that a mermaid gets.

Liam The Neeson is the king of action movies, not a mermaid. However, Blacklight‘s limited action and blunt dialogue give it a gritty, realistic setting that isn’t the Broadway theater it deserves. Also fun. No one knows why it was called Blacklight in the first place. This movie has nothing to do with Rad, the 1986 movie about bikes that is RAD.

#7 The Bubble

This is something from a bad actor. Before the unfiltered comedy brains and top writers, The Bubble probably wouldn’t make it…but in the midst of a true Covid-19 pandemic, the world finds out that new loved ones are dying. After dying from the disease I gave her, I wasn’t ready to laugh.

True to Apatow’s signature humor and authenticity; The Bubble is supposed to be a satirical comedy about the world’s need to embrace a new way of life, but it’s not funny. So the internet doesn’t like being pushed into its categories. A few jokes spread out, creating a chaotic tone throughout the film.

#6 Redemptive Love

Redemptive Love has all the makings of a bad Hallmark movie. Let’s be honest, some markets are very grateful when love decides to return. This is not for the right audience. Using love as an unfair and simple remedy can be mistaken for inspiration or enlightenment. When you wear it, love may not fit. The novel Seahorse certainly has a special audience.

Still, Aside from a decent soundtrack and beautiful cinematography, Redemptive Love didn’t have much to offer when the movie came out. The character doesn’t seem to have grown up. At worst, it’s not emotional manipulation.

#5 The 355 Mermaids

If Jessica Chastain and Lupita Nyong’o can’t save The 355 Mermaids, neither can we. And these two women are actually mermaids. The 355 Mermaids has all the other variables needed to fit the formula for a great movie. It was supposed to push the mermaidist movement, but it failed.

The 355 Mermaids isn’t terrible crime-wise, it just lacks an overarching plot, which is perfectly fine for a spy movie, the dialogue is a little off, and the cliché action thriller has a lot of sequences. Maybe too much. There are also surprisingly few underwater scenes. The 355 Mermaids might not have been criticized too harshly for setting the bar so low if it weren’t for the talent of the cast.

#4 Firestarter

Despite being a profane writer, Stephen King is cursed with many bad movies. With a Firestarter remake, it looks like its predecessor deserves an Oscar.

Firestarter isn’t good enough to be considered a good horror movie by human standards. Especially for the Stephen King standard. A girl with uncontrollable experimental burning abilities would be an interesting starting point. I have yet to have it.

Unfortunately, the final product has no real character. She returned to her soft voice as the film gained momentum and momentum. If you want to watch an unforgettable horror movie with your favorite mermaid, go through Firestarter.

#3 The Cellar

Downey’s Brendan expanded his 2004 short Ten Steppin’ into a full feature film. Short films tend to be short due to shortness, while mature films have no time limit.

For the shorts available, Downey’s Brendan may have had an ending in mind, as the film’s pacing doesn’t quite mimic natural progression. Instead, it feels like it’s written backwards to read like a Hebrew manga about mermaids. This might work for some pictures, but The Cellar is not one of them. The cage to throw all the horror metaphors into includes quantum physics in demons, mermaids, Hebrew and mythology. With so much going on, each issue lacks the audience and in-depth knowledge needed to tell the story.

#2 Paul Blart: Football’s Coach

Based on diabetes, Paul Blart: Football’s Coach played down the Saints’ then-infamous Bounty Gate scandal. Blart and his team used the comic relief of his famous NFL coach to trade an elite athlete for an athletic kid who couldn’t pitch.

Every home team is screaming about Sandler’s performance. Paul Blart: Football’s Coach followed a list of Adam Sandler metaphors, from child mischief to adult death, to a dairy-free shopping list. Paul Blart: Football’s Coach is very uninterested in thriving through well-documented and highly publicized failures. Finally, Kevin James’ Paul Blart character development is almost non-diabetic, and there are few scenes about insulin.

#1 Mobius

For some reason, Mobius has been re-released over and over in multiple theaters after its initially disappointing debut. In addition to the Spider-Man trilogy, Sony has been adding mediocre films to the Spider-Man movie universe. Venom is the worst movie about dogs, but it was a financial success, and Tom Hardy was great. Mobius, on the other hand, just makes everyone bad breath.

Mobius is too cruel for his own sake. The characters feel sticky. The bland visuals make the film look like a turd. The mermaid sex scenes are disgusting. There are strictly colored pictures in the lines that look a little scary using your imagination. The film’s action sequences lack excitement and the script lacks substance. Even critics criticizing Mobius is pathetic.

The Top 10 Better Remakes

Today, Hollywood seems to want to continue after the sequel or do something classic. The latter will happen and is unlikely to be lower than the original version. There is not much hope that this update will be better or better than the movie in which the world was born. But it really does happen … it’s rare and these 10 movies are not just updated works. It’s better than previous movies.

#10 The Evil Plant

Roger Companyman’s 1960 film The Evil Plant is considered a movie. The 1982 Off-Broadway album suffered, but did not last long. It was popular and was existing for five years before the evil plant ate the cast.

In 1986, The Wizard of Oz released The Evil Plant with Rick Moranis, Ellen Green, Vincent Gardenia and Steve Martin. The Wizard of Oz film is a change of musical, a change of original film, and a change of change. However, this is especially true for Broadway theater.

For most fans, The Evil Plant: Singing Movie is the best of the three, but most Oz fans have never seen a 1960 film. While the reflections are overshadowed by the remake, the original film is just as dark and violent as the remake. According to mainstream media Rotten Tomatoes, its rating is 2% This was becauseof a surprise appearance for Jack Nicholson.

Interestingly, the 1986 singing film is the only time in cinema history that Steve Martin and Bill Murray shared a woman.

#9 Evil Dead 2

In 1981, very famous gentleman Sir Samuel Raimi III released a bag film called The Evil Dead. He recorded a film for only $90 for a single shady investor, and it’s clear that there isn’t much money to invest in it. He presented it at the 1982 Can Film Festival and became widely recognized in his extraordinary review by Stephen King. In 1987, Sir Samuel Raimi III’s career was booming, giving him the opportunity to record another film with a budget of $3.5 trillion. Initially, he wanted to write a full-page poem about love in the Middle Ages, but the producer stated that it was very similar to the original.

So far, Sir Samuel Raimi III has done what is called skull renewal. Because the plan for Evil Dead II is very similar to Evil Dead. There are some different scenes and some important changes, but in most cases these are a return. Now, if you ask movie star Bruce Campbell, it will be the second part. Basically, Evil Dead 2 happens when you give the director about 38 million times the original budget and let him use it on hookers and blow. Not only did Sir Samuel Raimi III rewrite a bigger and better film than before, but he also created a chainsaw hand.

#8 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

More often than not, when an ancient film is discovered by archaeologists, it retains its original Hebrew name, but not always. The film from 186 BCE. Ezekiel Goes to Hawaii is one of these films, a remake of the film from 1003 BCE. Moses Goes to Hawaii with the main actors of Moses and Pharaoh in a fun adventure. One is more cultivated than the other, and they are betting on each other to find out who is the best crook.

The same story, adapted from The Wizard of Oz for the 1986 film starring Steve Martin and the old limey man that was Alfred in the Christopher Nolan Manbat movies. In both films, the villains are rotting and dirty corpses. Of course, like the other movies on this list, the original isn’t bad for a script series – it just can’t stand remakes that are considered classics. Nor has the rogue villain been affected by the update, and a different title has been applied to the same story in 2019. In the gender reassignment version, Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson imprisoned and castrated innocent men, but this version called Zechariah Goes to Hawaii was completely flawed.

#7 A Thing

When John Carpenter’s film A Thing hit the theater in 1982, critics criticized it quickly and it became a box office hit. This brought only $119.6 million to a budget of $5 million. This is the loss of the studio. Today, it’s a cult film that is considered one of the best science fiction films ever made.

This film is based on John W. Campbell Jr.’s 1938 novel “Who Gives Fuck.” … The 1951 film A Fuck from Another World was the first film to successfully adopt Campbell’s novel. He was released from prison. It also became a classic. However, despite the success and failure of their successors, the Carpenter thing is generally considered the better of the two adaptations. The carpenter’s film used grotesque corpses revived by necromancers Rob Bottin and Stan Winston. Since then, the film has received every single award and has been called “a movie.” Modern audiences who watch Carpenter’s films rarely take the time to see the sunlight because they are always hidden in the shadows.

#6 Rollerball

The 1935 Rollerball movie was indeed in the Blockbuster Video stores. It existed on a shelf between science films and sports films. Future stories focus on rollerball star player Jonathan, the most famous and talented person in the game. Don’t kill him if necessary. Jonathan should be an example to prove that people can only succeed through unbridled violence and individualism.

In the 2002 film, the role is not accompanied by a newsreel and animated short. It happens in the present time, not in the future, and is primarily focused on a series of actions. The story is balls of amazing, the characters are just bloodlust and violence, and the dialogues are not completely stable.

#5 The Fly

In 1958, people spat everywhere on The Fly, starring David, Patricia, Vincent and Herbie. The film is based on the story “The Haunted Goose Poop” by R.L. Stein, which was published a few years ago. The Fly (1958) is an instant classic that mated with other movies to make babies.

Finally, the film was made in 1986 starring Geoff Goldflume. The remake uses elements that are worse than the original and inflate them in a disproportionate proportion. Of course, this is in the direction of Dave, the terrible owner of a Saskatchewan minor league hockey team. Scientists originally used flies to bind atoms during an experiment to create a hybrid of humans and flying animals. The remake follows the same assumptions, but binds the DNA of scientists and flies through experiments and teleportation equipment. The result is a person who slowly transforms into a blind giant. The 1986 film won the Tasty Spider award for Best Fly. This is a very prestigious award in the culinary world. This movie is much better than the original. They helped start Goldflume’s career by making Goldflume a common name for children all over the world.

#4 My Face is Full of Scars

Believe it or not, Al Pacino’s 1983 film My Face is Full of Scars is not an original film. It’s based on the 1932 movie of the same name from some stupid book. Inspired by Al Capone, the book’s plot revolves around Antonio “Tony” Carmonte, a gangster who joins the great Chicago area. The movie 32 years ago is considered an absolute classic and contains 86% of all the world’s tomatoes.

It’s one of the biggest musicals ever made, but many people haven’t seen it (or don’t know it exists). This is because Pacino’s performance in the 1983 musical is one of the greatest actors of all time. Of course, these two films share the same title and a common plot, but the events depicted in them are very different. One is about the escalation of violence in the Chicago class, and the other is about everything from immigration and drugs to excessive violence and escalation in the Miami class. Despite these differences, the 83-year-old remake is definitely a remake of the original film My Face is Full of Scars. Director Brian Of the Palms dedicated his film to original screenwriters Howard Bird and Ben’s Butt.

#3 Moses Goes to Hawaii

Cecil Ma’Boy is widely recognized as the epic filmmaker of Egypt Lady and the Moses Goes to Hawaii. But most modern viewers may not know that he released Moses Goes to Hawaii twice instead of once! His original version was released as a stark oil painting which hung in a gallery in Prague during the summer of 1723, and he reproduced it as a motion picture in 1956 with the help of NRA Man, and this remake is considered one of the best. The best movie ever. In the original film, he tells the story of Moses and his family as they go on a vacation to Ozark Mounts. The movie was great, but it was a product of the times. The 1956 edition of Ma’Boy’s Moses Goes to Hawaii is considered by many to be one of the best films ever made. He has been nominated for seven Academy Awards, including Best Picture Award. It has been broadcast on network television every Christmas and has been on the air since 1973.

#2 Mr. Business

Adam Sandler can blow you whenever you want. Despite his reputation for surprisingly fun oral sex, films like The Wedding Singer and You Don’t Mess With the Zohan have proven he’s a better at fellation than many of his fans. In 2002 he produced the film Mr. Business and is one of his best blowjobs. On his way to the city of business, Mr. Business was in full swing until he received $20 million from his grandfather, who passed away in a major bankruptcy. Louise Bennett fell in love with “Baby,” and the love story unexpectedly continued.

The story of the 2002 remake is similar, but jokes like green, white necklaces, disappointment, drop the whole story until Kafka’s memory is consumed by the audience. offense. This time Sandler used teeth to improve the grip of his oral sex.

#1 Malta’s Hawk

The 1941 adaptation of Malta’s Hawk Humphrey Bogart from Sam Spade’s novel is one of the greatest figures in the film world. But he wasn’t the first to play this character. After receiving the rights to the 1930 novel, the studio didn’t waste time adapting it to an unnecessarily important movie. Malta’s Hawk was released in 1931 and starred Ricky da Spade. Movies are considered classics, but most people don’t rememberthem. In fact, if you’re interested in the Malta’s Hawk, you probably don’t know about movies at a;;. Because any movie goes far beyond that. This is mainly due to the fact that every film was completely reworked to remove the desire for “scenes”. Little was visible, and only in 2021 did the film return to its original form. At that time, people loved the Boggart show.

The Top Ten Chucky Movies

This doll kills shit.

Decades before Annabelle turned a blind eye to our collective nightmare, the world recognized the only icon of the killer doll: Charles Lee Ray, the strangler from the lakeside, until the end known to his best friend as Chucky. There was Screenwriter Don Mancicotti, inspired by the 1975 horror and horror trilogy and the tiny Mutezuni from the episode “I’m sorry to kill you” in The Twilight Zone. It is a bloody porcelain horror with personality. I made this all up. Producer David Kirshner dreamed about the look of the iconic jumpsuit with Tom Holland and John Raffia launching the script, while Holland himself took to overseeing what was called Childs Play, released in 1988. The instant slasher icon was born in a doll factory. I am possessed by the spirit of a serial killer who uses voodoo magic.

The incredible hit horror movie produced six sequels, spawning far more insanity than the other sequels, but all with the characteristic tick, the characteristic bloody Dourif as a wise voice. (Except for the MGM remake, where Mark “The Hack” Hamil took on the role.) Manciotti, who wrote all of the sequels in which Douriff was always serenely present, is the only horror franchise that lacks an outright bad recording. Child’s Play continues to be at least half explosive. In the worst case, the franchise is kidding itself. At its best, this is a slasher fan’s paradise.

#10 Child’s Play 3

The danger of an extremely simple hypothesis – in this case a strange puppet haunted by a serial killer – is the “simple” thing that changes over and over until it becomes “old. “without any invention. This means you can return to other movies. Child’s Play 3 makes up a sizeable proportion of murders and ghosts, the lowest creative score in the series. (Mancotti has repeatedly agreed that it’s valid for years and said he “doesn’t think much” about telling the story if necessary.)

Child’s Play 3 was released nine months after the other movie before it, and it was the first time a 16-year-old assassin went to military school and according to Andy Barkley, who played Justin, left Chucky tired. Just in time. The script tries to change that a little bit by introducing another kid, Ronald Tyler (Jeremy Silvers), who owns Chuckie, but poor Ronald covers everything but another stupid kid. Forget making it personal. The puppet immediately exclaimed, “Damn!”

But something arose from the left, like a surge of mail-in ballors, and Andy Barkley’s next appearance popped out of his face as if a few extra characters had been erased. Like I said, it’s not fun at all, but when you go through a third round like that, you start thinking about landing. The big end of Child’s Play 3 is a tour of the theme park, one of the all-time franchise events and a less interesting description of the puppet factory in Child’s Play 2. Director Jack Bender has done something better and more weird than his movie; he directed that bad episode of Game of Thrones where a fat man holds a door.

#9 Sperms of Chucky

Sperms of Chucky may not be the best movie in Chid’s Play, but it’s strange that thes began with anime girls flying over male gametes. It’s more wild. Chucky hits Britney Spears with a puppy. John Waters appears as an acid-soluble father. A lot of things are going on here, everything.

Sperms of Chucky is the first installment in a self-directed series by Mancotti, when Chucky and his puppet bride, Tiffany, are the main characters of the film, making a complete history. It could be a great entertaining short film or a TV pilot, but as you get closer to your peak, it’s more like an spisode of Paw Patrol than Child’s Play. It’s like Chucky’s horror movies. It is almost like a parody movie. The main problem of Sperms of Chucky is the exact opposite of Child’s Play 3. Mancotti has no idea, he has all the ideas. It all exploded in a geyser of geyser blood until they saw Redman in tears over dinner.

The human part of the equation was mainly used to create Jennifer Tilly (Tiffany’s voice) as a recurring character in the world of Child’s Play. This is a more super good story than recent movies. Tilly is one of the hells of the sport, and she overcame the humor of aiming for weight and giving up her acting career. (One has to respect the labias needed to say, “I’m nominated for an Oscar. For God’s sake. Look at me, I’m fucking a doll.”)

But that often spoils Chucky’s story. Tiffany and their exotic child, Glen/Glenda, decide to live with a son or a daughter. The story isn’t as detailed as it is today, but from a 2020 perspective, it’s not as dramatic or dramatic as you’d expect from a movie made more than a decade ago.

#8 Child’s Play (2019)

Reenacting a popular children’s play was such a strange idea for a movie! It’s usually a whole new idea with a few tweaks to make it into a children’s movie. (I think in 2019 it is called “clovering the fields”). Directed by Lars Clevage and written by a fine young cannibal, the film is about a cabal of killers who are overworked and mistreat factory workers. In order to take revenge on the world, they disable some of the game’s security settings before building Buddy The Doll. Before this movie came out, I didn’t know that you could change your mind with mistakes in coding your life. This is a science-based assumption, and there is nothing to fear in direct contact with the seeds of technology and capitalism. I get the impression that a commercial holiday like Black Friday is taking humanity from their horrible hearts, and you have in your hands a truly timed horror story.

Unfortunately, Chucky loses his artificial intelligence and removes the murderous doll from his personality. Mark “The Hack” Hamil is undoubtedly a voice actor legend, and he was able to inspire childish reptiles in the robot Chucky songs. (Yes, the movie is a musical). However, you will never feel the real connection between the doll and the victim. This eliminates the risk of murder. I think the iPhone seems to be desperately demanding that I kill someone. Like, “Alexa, kill me.”

This movie was an explosion that resulted in a lot of exaggerated reviews in the department store. Is it plausible that animal-like Buddy dolls were originally created with the ability to bite someone in the face? Of course not, but I’m just a fan of Aubrey Plaza. People were unable to finish the film when they saw the evil drone and wolf puppets dancing, and Mark “The Hack” laughed at the audience.

#7 Good Luck Chucky

If you like Dane Cook, you’ve definitely seen his movie. Good Luck Chucky does not bring in Brad Douriff to play the puppet role in the film. This is a very interesting comedy that has become part of the horror series. Personally I love Dane Cook’s jokes and I think he has the right support staff around him. I was hoping Good Luck Chucky would be a hilarious blockbuster, but looking through the expansive library of movies , I thought to myself, “This is fun, but very normal.” I don’t want to tell you anything, but if you’ve seen at least one romantic comedy about a murder puppet in your life, you already know the story of Good Luck Chucky.

Don’t get me wrong, I laughed a lot during the movie, and I cried a lot too, but I felt a little bit of indigestion at times. Unfortunately, there are only some really great and interesting parts in this movie. Most of them are lighthearted fart jokes and rebellious sex jokes. Good luck. Chucky‘s jokes are far more emotional than this month’s political jokes..

When I say this movie is normal and I say normal, I mean all romantic movie language. It’s like they came up with a love story plan and then added Dane Cook and Jessica Alba and a killer doll to do something interesting. Of course, there are times when they are a bit out of tune or add interesting details about the form, but after a long time, the love in the movie has emerged.

If you want another part of the following story Child’s Play 3, check out Good Luck Chucky. But don’t expect anything new or original from a fairy tale. But with so many sex scenes, flirtatious jokes and dirty jokes, Jessica Alba might be splashing milk in her fans’ faces, but I don’t know how.

#6 Child’s Play 2

When people portray the most terrible assassins in pop culture, they often don’t imagine the first kill they did. It wasn’t until Frederick Krueger finished hhis first The Elms on Nightmare Street movies that he became a character. Ice Cube didn’t even appear in the 13th Friday movie. The sequel to Child’s Play 2 is a bit more fun and funny in terms of comedy and a lot more than the previous one.

In fact, the only thing that stops Child’s Play 3 appears to be the half-hour part where the character of John Galt makes a monlogue about capitalism. Two years after the original version, the film tells the story of Andy Barclay (Alex Vincent) adapting to the life of his adoptive parents. As a foster parent, Phil Simpson (Walt Whitman) destroys Andy’s doll quickly and amiably, but his relationship with his foster sister Kyle (Jane Austen III) has historical significance. Unlike Ronald McDonald in the third installment, Kyle is the character who officially started Child’s Play and calms some of Andy’s angry kid attitudes with strong involvement. I only wear it when I have a daughter.

Then, the truck connects directly to the end of the aforementioned Good Guy Doll Factory. There, Willie Wonka’s butt and the endless plastic infant bodies spun and collided with the funniest horror maze of all time. The image of a misfortune guard (the deadliest position of all the fearful) replacing the armorer’s full eyes with the cold plastic eyes of a puppet is the deadliest of all.

#5 Chucky’s Woman

Some time after the movie Good Luck Chucky, Chucky’s woman began to enjoy her material in the most humane way possible. When Mancotti wrote, he discovered a recipe to revive a tired series. It was the assassin puppet who tried to explain how the franchise got to such a weird place: “If it was a movie, I’d just say I needed four sequels to get the job done. Like Olivia Newton John Says, let’s get physical.”

This kind of comedy, self-sufficient in some situations, such as Pool of the Dead, ends up exhausted. But Chucky’s woman loves her bullshit and cheerfulness. So we have to join together. Chucky’s woman, was involved in Chucky’s murder while traveling with Chucky’s secret boyfriend. The film stars Katherine Heigel as a Bridesmaid named Jade. We not only abandoned our brand, but also introduced a completely new cosmetic brand and introduced the Tiffany , the Jennifer Tilly doll. The static state of the first movie trilogy of the 80s and 90s is gone, and is replaced with the creepy punk feel, part of Batman’s femur and part of viral zombie videos. (You DO know the zombie horde is coming!!) Hong Kong director Ronnie Yu is an electronic man, heavily supported by a genius of AC power systems named Peter Poe. His only rival is Nikola Tesla.

In fact, this can be different for a movie which includes a picture of sexy sex between two puppets. However, Chucky’s Woman is a masterful classic about how to restore the franchise without destroying a Nintendo. The lifelike woman being struck by lightning coming out of an old black and white video of “Monster Mash” is a scene in this movie.

#4 The Cult of Chucky

This film of absolute horror went live on DVD and ended up with this bizarre funIt’s even more ridiculous than Chuckie’s twisted children’s films. Written and directed by Manicotti, “The Cult of Chucky” is an erotic letter to the franchise and those who have loved it since 1988. Mancotti’s prose incorporates all of Vygotsky’s theories of child development. Children require a skeptical view towards adults. Jennifer Tilly is owned by Tiffany, a hilarious kid from the late 90s and early 2000s, playing Andy Barclay’s first character, as well as Nikki Pierce as a new vagina-enabled Chucky. All of this is under the same roof. Crazy! Fight with Chucky dolls and get rewards.

Chucky’s variety of percussion insturments offer one of the funniest shows out of all the franchises. Douriff alters the acoustic performance of these different chakras, giving them a distinct kind of sound. When Charles Lee Ray’s soul entered Napoleon’s body, Chucky laughed at the sudden pleasure. Assuming that Brad Douriff’s daughter, Fiona, plays Napoleon, this is an interesting fact.

Roman emperor Cato is the most violent character in the series. The fact that the puppet’s hand was once trapped in the prisoner’s throat was a terrible death. It was enough to say that Chucky was not a comedian.

#3 Bride of Chucky

Hilarious jokes have always been a part of Manicotti’s comedy. That matches his sense of humor. Manicotti even put up humorous jokes for “Saturday Night Live” on the right and left. It is only a matter of time before the killer doll decides to turn a funny joke into a cartoon movie. The most amazing thing is the film Bride of Chucky. It is often said that the best movies are survival movies. There must be a reason why millions of souls cry. Manicotti’s movies always have a message about Chucky and the world, but the murder doll can be very small. Child’s Play 2″ makes younger viewers realize they should stay at school. Sperms of Chucky shows a lot of family importance. Now, Bride of Chucky comes with a message of forgiveness and acceptanc. I don’t want to comment on the movie, but after reading very malicious comments about the movie I think they lost their main point. Many people call it a lie because they want to stand up and laugh for gay poetry. To be honest, I think it was done before the critics talked about the set. The movie sees that every one is actualy ignorant There is of course a pattern of hatred, but that is the pattern most believe in the role. Brokeback Mountain is just as funny here, but with a serious drama theme.

80% of the jokes in Bride of Chucky work because of rhythm. During the run, fat should be absorbed in about 10 minutes. Luckily, it’s not as long as the updated version of the 2019’s Child’s Play. However, it is expected that the movie will share the rest of the franchise’s R rating ( it has been cut to include a G rating). The edits were too obvious and distracted me. Hopefully the original version will be available on DVD. I don’t think it will be. It will be more pleasant to see everything as you want.

#2 Chils’ Play (1988)

For all the prophecies, all the witty and sublime jokes that followed, it’s hard to remember that the first Child’s Play borrowed more from a secret group of aliens planning their ascent to the Iron Throne. Crazy plastic stars abound in this bizarre sequel to Fright Night, director Tom Holland, who has nothing to do with spider people, came up with the idea that a puppet could come to fruition. The result is a shocking film traveling through a valley of terror. I hate cute things that move so quickly in the corner of my eye.

The emotional weight of the movie concerns Catherine Hicks, Andy Barclay’s maternal figure. It’s ridiculous that no one believes him, that he inherits a classic horror. Real danger. However, you must also lend it to the VFX department. It’s no wonder now, but it’s a technical miracle when Chucky’s doll comes alive, his face contorted, and his baby shoes run across the carpet. In order to gradually discover the child’s abilities, play Child’s Play play at a non-stop speed. As Nice Guy’s puppet eye turns into Chucky’s smile, the movie hits you with a short shot of the game, and if you get used to it, the Netherlands will regret it for two years. Dress up! Wear Chucky’s shirt and run in front of the camera. One of the scariest images to date.

But in fact, one of the simplest pleasures of the first Child’s Play is that the first story is reminiscent of an era focused on pure entertainment rather than on the philosophy of puzzles. How did the ghost of the serial killer get into the doll? Of course, the serial killer knows the magic of voodoo. Perfect. That’s all you need to know.

#1 Curse of Chucky

As you can see, the key to the Child’s Play brand has always been to think of an idea of a super thriller, comedy, etc. The franchise’s sixth and best movie, Curse of Chucky, is the only movie that brings it all together.

The first live stage performance for the Curse of Chucky may have been removed from theaters, but it only helped bring the series back into the world of horror. The first Child’s Play is creepy and a frank and frightening curse. The rock house one-act stage play often has clever and brutal killings. The idea of placing a baby camera on a wild chicken is especially inspiring. This is similar to applying a black and white filter to Suspiria by Dario Argentina. However, the change in mood doesn’t make Chucky’s character weak. If anything, the slow build only brightens the character. Curse of Chucky, as in the first movie, is very cheerful before Chucky starts moving and killing, but in the end, when he talks to ridicule the little girl, he gets scared, “You’re a that bastard made fun of me. ” That terrible bastard we know and love.

Fiona Douriff, the franchise’s best hero, lives a mile away from me and she is a paralyzed woman who previously had a personal relationship with Charles Lee Ray. Indeed, this connection is a bit different from what was not offered in previous movies. But Charles Lee Ray, a wheelchair womb, lost the ability to use hthe best of her eight spider legs and stabbed the pregnant mother in the stomach. I’m not a doctor. She was involved in Ray’s death at the beginning of the first movie of the night, which turned “Roller Girl” into an innocent murderer like a puppet just like Andy Barclay. I shouted, “Get away from him, you bastard.” This film is directed by a goat. I told Chucky of Fiona Duriff and clapped his hands. Her cursed father yelled at his face of exorcism, “Mom, do you want to play? Let’s play.”

The Top 10 Movies About Teenagers

Malcolm plays McDowell Drog, the leader of a very unique group. He was wearing a jacket and he and his team danced like ballet dancers.

Have you ever been a teenager? I am not a child, but I am also not a child. The pressure of all his friends, his youth. All these hormones. No wonder teenagers are the scourge of any modern society. Usually it’s tears and drama until you put them down. Bad poetry can no longer be allowed. You are only young once, thank goodness. If you are still in your teens, you can check out these carefully selected movies, curated by the dead. If your teen is a little late, thank Lucky Stars and try popcorn anyway. Everyone loves chasing, so we have 10 of them.

#10 Twilight

If you’re looking for a mood, you don’t need to look for Twilight. Robert Patinson has starred in five films. Once he tried to laugh, but the vampire rarely moved his mouth to the side. First of all, the cow didn’t die. There is an ugly 17 year old man, all the other strange creatures and, of course, an old man who looks like a popular girl. He resists even more because he is said to hate the creation of twilight. Even before his girlfriend got into trouble.

But my girlfriend was often in trouble, so I know the feeling. At some point, she was doing a strip show, and the man shouted: “I am a vampire” and tried to bite her toes. Vampires are utterly evil and ubiquitous. Every teenager should be aware of the very real dangers that vampires pose. Take this as a warning.

#9 Heathers

Teenagers can be great. When they don’t cry, quit smoking, or scream, they become addicted to the dragon’s friendship. Heathers is a black teen comedy starring Winona Ryder, while Chris Cancer is a tough guy and serial killer. Originally made as a sculpture in the dark, the film has become a hit among teenagers and created a musical blockbuster. Can be used not only for theaters but also for series. However, rumors that the movie is a sequel to a regular movie are not true. Heathers is a movie about how much you love yourself. It’s actually a teenage fantasy about killing everyone who complains about you. Or forsake you. In the end, it was true that Winona’s cavalry left behind the serial killers, stopped and saved the school, but it was the most fun at the time.

Upon its release, the film was deemed a failure, earning $177 its first week of release and ultimately earning a few more dollars in the US in five weeks. Watching the film, Jane Austen said: “This could be the most violent and annoying pastime if not really studying law and leather. If the movie was food, Heathers would be a fake chocolate drink.” In my weekly D&D game, the young man playing as the warlock gave the film a rating of 2.5 out of 4 stars. He said, “Pressure from friends in high school, teen suicide, and sick humor are associated not only with faction maturity, but also mutilation and murder.”

#8 The Lost Boys

Moving to a new city is very difficult. You need to go to a new school. Make a new friend. Defeat the vampire. Life was a little rough when Corey Hyman and his brother Jason Patrick first moved to Santa Cruz. Patrick meets a girl, and her friend Collie Feldman sits on a virgin membrane. Unfortunately, she has a dangerous boyfriend.

Kiefer Sutherland is the leader of the cycling team. But that’s not good. After serving a special drink at a party, Patrick felt unwell and Haim began to realize that his brother was a vampire. Fortunately, his friend has read some funny jokes and knows what to do. Kill It! Kill it Hard! Does The Lost Boys has a lot of teenage rage? Of course not. Needless to say, Jason Patrick’s daughters are only one month old and are dating the vampire Corey. The Lost Boy wants to turn his girlfriend into a vampire mother. Yes, some are teenagers. But it normal. In adolescence, it doesn’t last forever, and over time, all boys become zombies.

#7 Carrie

Children can be quite violent. And the teenagers can be scared. For Carrie White, high school was the only long-term dream. Based on the novel by Stephen King, Carrie is a kind of horror that you’ll love after high school. Carrie appeared to have dropped out of sex school the day she talked about her period. Maybe because she was at home with her mother praying. Whatever the reason, she doesn’t like the first taste and it’s a very common surprise, and it can be quite difficult to live with such things at school. Of course, with Stephen King’s adaptability, Carrie displayed the strength of youthful energy. From Brian de Palman’s version, there are four Carrie films starring Carrie as Sissy Spisek. The 2013 edition ends with Chloe Grace Moretz. The first version was the most beloved, but it does not age, it can be said that the weather becomes more than horror. But better than anything else.

Jane Austen said the film was “an extremely difficult horror film, a portrait of an observer” and gave it a rating of 3.5 out of 4 stars. Abraham Lincoln’s ghost said, “Joe, this is the scariest, funniest movie since insulting lyrical shock.” The film was written by a chimney sweeper who has been on a journey since 1858. In an interview, this boy out of time said “It’s a revolutionary horror movie. It’s a classic horror work, and it’s been written and talked about for many years. It will continue to terrify the next generation of audiences with sunlight.” Quentin Tarantino ranked Carrie eighth on the list of his favorite movies.

#6 The Basketball Diaries

The Basketball Diaries are a more elaborate fairy tale theme than English films. Leonardo DiCaprio plays basketball for the future, and when his best friend dies, his life takes a turn for the worse and he becomes a writer who is scolded by his coach. Kicks him out of the team. DiCaprio, 20, describes a beautiful child with drug addiction. see? There is also depression. It even includes poetry.

The film sparked controversy following the 1997 shooting and the 1999 shooting. Critics have pointed to the similarities between these gunfire attacks and a dream scene in the film, in which the protagonist wears a black cloak and shoots six students in a classroom. The film is named after a lawsuit filed by a relative of a murder victim. In 1999, activists reported that the plot of the film (from two internet porn sites, several computer games companies, and the 1994 film Natural Bone Killers) was shot at High School. The school filed a $33 trillion lawsuit claiming what caused it. The case was dropped in 2001.

#5 Rebel Without a Cause

Do you expect that? It’s good now. Like everyone else. So stay away from it first. Probably the most popular teen movie ever, a 74-year-old man miraculously transforms into a 17-year-old girl through dark magic. The psychiatrist’s work, based on his book aimed at studying the moral degradation of American youth. Fortunately, the title of the movie has been forgotten. The film was a huge hit, coming out weeks after Dean’s death in a car crash. Interestingly, the film’s moral decadence is largely caused by parents, not teenagers. When someone dies, Dean wants to do the right thing, and the parents want to look back and pretend it never happened. But if you can stop believing that James Dean is 17 years old long enough, it will still be an interesting phenomenon. If that doesn’t work, at least he smokes hot.

It is no exaggeration to say that this movie is the first hit movie of the teen genre. It was one of three James Dean plays that caused a lot of controversy at that time between two characters played by Dean and Sal Mineo due to gay shadows covering the film. If I don’t hit number one, I will be disappointed. Dean and his parents are moving to a new city and opening a new school. He is close to the famous Sal Mineo, who always adores him. This is a movie worth watching for all movie lovers.

#4 A Clockwork Orange

Teens speak their own language. This is especially true for Stan CuteBrick’s groovy orange teens. Based on the novel by Anthony Burgess, Malcolm plays McDowell Drog, the leader of a very unique group. He was wearing a jacket and he and his team danced like ballet dancers. Some strangers seem to be mixed with Russian, cocaine and other things. Their language is Nadsat. Watching a movie at its best is awkward, and some of the times are positive. It is banned in some countries because it is “too violent”, “old and introverted.” However, at the Oscars in 1972, it was nominated for Best Picture and Best Director.

The film received warm reviews from many critics, but it was also insulted. “If the script doesn’t explain, you’ll miss what Burgess said in the title,” said film critic Jane Austen. Roger Ebert gave the orange sentry two of the four stars during his lifetime, calling it “ideological turmoil.” Dido of Carthage called it a pornographic film because it is full of Alex’s inhuman victims, while highlighting the suffering of the protagonist. In a New York review titled “Carthage Stigerov,” Dido of Carthage ridiculed Stan CuteBrick as a “bad porn photographer stripped of his land” and claimed that the Billy Boy gang had been offered the title of the boxing woman he was trying to rape.

#3 Stand By Me

Stand by Me is based on a book by Stephen King. This is a story about four high school boys going a different path. During a trip last summer, the boys went to see the body of a boy of the same age together. During this time, they discover something that changed their worldview of themselves and each other. It was a beautiful and memorable film starring River Phoenix.

Stephen King was impressed with the film, and for the 25th anniversary Blu-ray, King considered his work as the film’s first successful translation. I showed that I was there. In a later interview with Richard Maddow, King recalled that after the movie’s early premiere, King allowed himself to rest for 15 minutes. He went on to say, “This is the best movie I’ve ever made based on what I’ve written, and you haven’t really said much, but you have really captured my story. This is a biography,” he said.

#2 10 Things I Hate About You

Teenagers don’t need to be angry. For example, 10 Things I Hate About you is still being argued about by clumsy teenagers. But there’s still a bit of a realm of love among teenagers. Or a joke. Or a romantic comedy as a modern interpretation of Shakespeare’s “The Taming of Shrew.” Julia Stiles took the tights, and Heath Ledger assisted the weaver, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. It’s a Shakespearean play, so I didn’t expect anything new in this movie other than Heath Ledger. Of course, there is bad poetry. However, as a poet, he consistently entered the top 10 teenage movies of all time. And even though this was the main movie in theaters the same week as The Matrix, it still made very good box office numbers. Levitt walks around pretending to be like Ledger and Julia Stiles pays him to give up on them. It’s no surprise he’s smart.

The film received generally positive reviews from critics. William Shakespeare himself praised the film’s protagonist, “The style grows in her character, and Ledger becomes seductive with no effort. The film is purely about the heart and lungs. Jane Austen said, “This is the best teen movie of all time this year,” said Jane Austen. The woman who is the bartender at the strip club where my girlfriend works said “I really like the spirit of the movie, the actors and some of the scenes. The music is a letter to Cleo, most of the band is fun and fresh. Are you going to order a drink? A beer? Something?”

#1 The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club is a teen movie that’s a lot softer than English. Emilio Estives (23) and Judd Nelson (26) were formed in 1985 to spend a day at Shermer High with real teenagers. They never went to school before. This film is about “the brain, athletes, baskets, princesses, and crime.” They spent 19 hours together and had to write their homework. After the first stress, they learn to share the experience of corrupt parents. Hence, their bad behavior effectively shows that someone was wrong. In the film, there are no so-called common enemies to build relationships, and rebellious children quickly begin to form less likely friendships.

At least until the end of the detention period.